Thread 149311895

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>>149311895 (OP)
How many for auckland today?

rape Auckland

Confirmed lineups

Benfica

Auckland City

>Di Maria starting in 2025
grim

>>149311949
is di maria still good?

the greatest fraudwatch of our time

Betting odds

>>149311979
yeah

Matchday 2 attendances so far:
>Palmeiras vs Al Ahly: 46275/82500
>Inter Miami vs Porto: 31783/42500*
>Seattle Sounders vs Atletico Madrid: 51836/68740
>PSG vs Botafogo: 53669/89702

Avg Matchday 2 attendance so far: 45891
% of tickets being sold on Matchday 2: 64.8
Avg attendance so far: 36433
% of tickets sold so far: 59.67%

Yesterday attendance was excellent for fans. Today probably will go down

>>149311895 (OP)
>AUCKLAND WILL PAY FOR THIS

If Auckland wins, I'm finally gonna gather the courage and ask your mom out.

>>149312021
kek

>>149312012
Forgot to add the * FIFA announced here that Mercedes Benz arena will only have 42500 seats as per compliance with stadium regulations their normal capacity is 72000

>>149312035
Do it if Auckland scores a single goal

>>149311979
he's good but has no stamina at all

cancer weather again

>>149312040
Nobody cares, seriously bro.

>>149311895 (OP)
If Benfica scores less than 5 goals its the end of portugal.

>>149311895 (OP)
bros i'm scared

>>149312172
lmao it's so pathetic

>>149312183
be real
no you're not

>>149312201
legitimately hope she's enjoying the experience

>>149312183
auckland city is a literal semi-pro team and they are bringing their b-side because their star players would rather be able to work their day job

hay cuatro gatos en el estadio ese

>>149312212
>they dont care because they have to work
cope

>>149312183
This is the worst Auckland of the past 15 years. Their left back got laid off from Walmart last week and their cdm has yet to sell a car this month.

I went to the Benfica museum at the stadium and it was cool

>irrelevantfica
yup its hate-watch time
LETS FIGHT AND WIN AUCKLAND CITY

READY TO GET RAPED AUCKLAND????

>>149312183
That's because you are a pussy who lacks daddy love. I bet your dad was a crippled alcoholic. MAN THE FUCK UP ANON

benfica wins this 2-0

nice crop top on the spic whore presenting the stream I'm watching
sorry no screenshots

>>149312260
auckland can't win, they are unironically san marino tier

Chippy tea tonight lads?

>>149311979
He now has more gray than black hair. But he is still good yes

>>149312270
That's a man.

>0-0
I don’t think the semen slurping sport is for me

>>149312297
did I stutter?

>>149312297
and?

>>149312212
>Not going to the US on FIFA sanctioned holiday and having fun playing club footy with yours mates because you'd rather be a filthy wagie

Do firsties really?

>literally no goals
semen slurper

>>149312344
>>149312348
kek

> 26 years
akturkoglubros

SSSSSSLLLLLLLUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPP

>burro lage is still our coach
unreal

As a life-long Auckland City supporter whose fandom dates back 3 entire hours I can safely say /we/ still haven't recovered from the loss Te Atawhai Hudson-Wihongi, which could give Benfica the much needed edge in the battle of midfields for ball possession. And now, back to my well-esteemed colleague:

are kiwi women hot

commentators said it's going to reach 32C lmao

>>149312212
Even more reason to try hard in this high paying cup. A lucky win would earn them a lot.

>>149312384
yet somehow they have players valued at up to 275k

>>149312404
My gf is

>>149312418
OY VEY

>>149311895 (OP)
we dont care
mickey mouse cup
weather too hot
xG minutes played

brazilians are animals

good luck, benfica bros

>>149312426
Alice is a granny.

>about 1/10th of the match gone
>still no goals
Benfica won't be outpacing Bayern

>>149312430
>>149312435
true

>>149312426
since i have heard that she is partly maori i cant unsee it

>15 minutes
>0 goals

>>149312443
thanks anon

>15 minutes, still 0-0
auckland city basically won this game already

Eurosissies?

>>149312269
aqua jinxed us it's over

Bocabroooos

Auckland city has already scored a moral goal and lead 1-0

where are the kiribati teams

kek we're unable to score against a team of accountants and real estate agents

auckland being grouped with 2 european teams and 1 conmebol team is pretty rude, they should've been with some concacaf/asian/african shitters so they at least could have a slim chance of drawing something

> 1 billion cup
> on the replays, flies are crawling over the camera

>>149311895 (OP)
Portuguese sisters...

>>149312430
>>149312435
lol hes right

>Auckland City FC? NOOOOO GIVE ME MOATA'A FC
Pathetic display from Poortugal

uhhh bros this cannot be happening i'm leaving /spee/ forever

Boquitabros, I'm starting to think Auckland might rape us...

>>149312549
watch your tone, Rayane

FORA BURRO LAGE

kwab

Auckland is a defensive force. Benfica will need to clutch this

>turk swearing in portuguese
cute

>>149311979
lol
no

That Stadium is PACKED hooooooooly

>>149311895 (OP)
Auckland has the chance to do something hilarious and make Europeans never recover.

boring

>>149312589
Bayern already trashed them 10-0
this is purely about portulel

kek

Imagine if Auckland actually advance to the next phase as 2nd place along with Bayern

lmao we're disrespecting these cunts so hard by not trying :)
imagine caring about this

>>149312625
Cope

>>149312616
Heineken bar looks comfy

Around 8.000 people watching it. Look at everybody caring.

>>149312634
I'll admit burger stadiums seem to have nice amenities

25% of the game has elapsed and still no goals

>25 minutes without scoring against ackland
grim...

kek
someone put a magnet next to the right post and another one in the ball

>we are too tired to win against accountants and eletricians
KEK now thats just silly

Holy fucking KWAB

>>149312478
LESHGO
>>149312529
There's a few Oceania countries that flat out have no FIFA recognition (Kiribati, Tuvalu) or like NMI and Palau, who have absolutely no national team.

>>149312654
Shut up, this helps Boca

the portuguese dont know how to score goals
kek

It's a marathon, not a sprint. R-right, Benficabros?

Why can't Euro teams into Florida? No heat and humidity over there, ever?

Pavlidis some games looks like a star next game looks like a liga 3 baker

Why are there so many Portuguese flags here? I thought you people didn’t care about this “Mickey Mouse competition”?

>>149312529
Hienghène is a village of 2.5k inhabitants

>>149312671
Penaldo taught his countrymen well

not bad for part timers vs full time pros

cant score

Gyökeres and friends would have scored 7 by now

>>149312664
>NMI
Northern Marianna Islands? Why does it have its own football association?

Do we have greek anons in this thread?

>>149312707
Night and day difference, hope they score this time
>>149312711
The same reason why Guadalope or Bonaire can play in CONCACAF idk

>2026: World Cup
>2027:AFCON/Asia Cup
>2028: Euros/Copa America
>2029: Club World Cup

Players really can't get a one month rest can day?

>>149312636
>pay 50 dollaridoos for one single seat, while having to refuel twice to reach the stadium
vs
>start the free stream and see everything, safe from murrican clouds

>>149312719
The majority of flags here are europeans

>>149311992
Damn, if I was a degenerate gambler, I would put some money on a cheeky draw

>>149312739
Draw line opened at $49 and it's $29 now got damn

>>149312736
Think of the multi-millionaires...

>>149312736
Poor millionaires, they can’t get a one month rest from playing football once a week, this is modern day slavery

>>149312739
odds for a draw have more than doubled kek

>30C cooling break
lmao

>>149312668
Boca is already out unless Auckland win today
Bayern will trash them later and since they're guaranteed through as first after that field their C-team in game 3 and Benfica wins 1-0
even if Boca wins 10-0 against Auckland it won't matter because the tiebreaker will be the results against Bayern for both clubs

Not as funny as Tahiti vs. Nigeria, but will be close enough if this holds at 0-0 at halftime

>>149312636
kek
literally no one cares about this, it's crazy

>>149312761
That game was better though cause Tahiti actually scored

>>149312736
>2027:AFCON/Asia Cup
>2028: Euros/Copa America
No player can be busy both of these summers
I wish all the continental tournaments would sync up. The Asian cup used to be in sync with the Euros but it was moved to "a less crowded" cycle. It'd be fun to have all tournaments going on concurrently.

sovl

>>149312719
>burgers
>bongs
>frogs
>germs
>potatoes
>manolos
>gypsies
>waffles
>ukr
>morocANO
>anime

Nooo it's southern cone seething OK?!?!?!

>cool break
Utter woke nonsense!

Poorope is not coping well with having their bubble burst it seems

>>149311895 (OP)
Carreras can't even stand out against Auckland City. Good lord. Benfica is seriously asking 50 millions for this guy?

We need to de-affiliate Portugal from UEFA.

>>149311895 (OP)
>still 0 goals against some semi-pro accountants
Portuguese league is so shit

>>149312756
That's not how it works at all.

GGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>149312789
>morocANO
no I'm not him

>>149312795
Portugal has a way with scamming other leagues out of a lot of money. Absolutely

anyone who has played a full season of football in the academies knows that the last two weeks/games before summer break are a sludge and you just want to get over it asap. european teams are playing in disadvantage, the players are spent and either they need a full break or literally just spend their days in the pool recovering instead of training

>>149311895 (OP)
Wait, Real Madrid are actually going for Álvaro Carreras? What a joke. They should just go all in for Viktor Gyökeres instead

Do Europeans and Americans really think 28ºC is "way too hot" or it's just a meme?

>>149312795
50 million + tip

Says alot about Barca who conceded many goals against Penisfica

betting on auckland, LETS GOOOOOO

>>149312824
exactly this
latinx people seem unable to understand this

I
CAN'T
SCORE

>>149312827
They're a bunch of sissies

You have a feeling that both teams would want to win this game

>>149312835
>barça out of fucking nowhere
Damn dude. Try to get a hobby.
Anyways, Barcelona's suicidal approach to defence is not news to anyone.

>>149312795
He’s shit. Slow as molasses. Why do you think amorim didn’t want him?
Tugao has one great player, gyokeres, thats it. Mora and quenda might end up really good but who knows how they will develop

Why is Tracey not playing?

Luso bros, this is just silly now, pro players should win this without even trying

>ackland is actually winning
penfica...

The real losers here are Sporting and Gyokeres, whose value plummeted in meme coin style.

>>149312827
Yeah we do but that's irrelevant since our teams are nothing but south american and african mercenaries these days

>>149312824
They have been resting for a month

should Portugal lose their CL spots as a result of this?

>>149312842
the exception to this is playing a big tournament like euros or world cup and still the national teams give you a small break to mentally recover and then call you for short training camp. this tournament is a nightmare

>>149312876
>Gyokeres
Can't believe people think he is elite for scoring in a meme league
Plus he is already old

>>149312867
Needed to head back to work to relocate a few pallets of Ibuprofen in the warehouse

>>149312824
>>149312842
how is that not a problem during actual wc tho?

Di Maria should have gotten a yellow for that unsightly chimpout

Ñuls would bootyblast both these shit teams

thoughts on di maria benficasisters?

GIMME FUEL
GIMME FIRE
GIMME SPORTING CLUBE TRATORZINHO DE BELEM OR I RETIRE

>>149312876
Lol no
Every sporting fan wants him to stay.

>>149312883
There were WC qualifiers in between, so most players would've gone full season > qualifiers > CWC

>>149312876
You now realize this was all a psy op by Porto and Benfica to screw over Sporting

Huge day for New Zealand amateur football

aklbros

united should give that goalie a deal

>>149312896
because it's a huge torunament where national pride comes into equation? World cup and euros are for the majority of players an opportunity to get a fat big next contract with a big shark team. Totally different from this tournament

>>149312918
It is not nearly most of the players. I reject this statement unless you provide the math.

>>149312931
kek

>the absolute state of memetugal teams
unreal lmao

>>149312911
He's relieved to be leaving this farmers league to join Rosario Central. Argentine futbol is way more competitive than poortugal ruralito

>>149312931
what the fuck

auckland keeper net worth rising faster than the death rate in iran

>>149312931
sovl

psg bros, is it safe to post again?

>>149312919
Super basado if true

>>149312923
>implying we have more than amateur football

legit seething by the way, ref blind

Mickey Mouse Cup by the way

Benfica is DOMINATING this match
cope more copesters

>40 minutes
>0 goals
So, this is the power of the Portuguese league

>>149312970
that looks like my penis

>>149312955
VGH

Why is Auckland in a group with 2 major Europeans? It was supposed to be a median team like Palmeiras there

Portugal cant even be called european football, they should play in african league

>>149312970
Why is the match still 0-0 though?

>>149312907
u left your shithole thirld world country to live in europe

>>149312966
Cope

>>149312970
You are playing an amateur football team.
Everyone laugh at this user.

>>149312966
this

>>149312931
It's part of the tactics. They offer Benfica all these chances so when they miss them it breaks their confidence. Coach Posa is shrewd like that!

>>149312984
they would get obliterated by al ahli

phew

>>149312986
cwc has its own rules

How to say "I CANT SCORE" in your language?

>>149312974
Wowee look at him go

>>149312824
You realize you're drawing against literal amateurs right?

oh nononono

>>149313008
I haven’t seen the first banheirão

>>149313012
NÃO CONSIGO MARCAR

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149312827
try 28c with high humidity

>>149312955
Tiki taka moment

the urge i have for a auckland fm save right now

>>149313012
No puedo cocinar mis frijoles

>TFW Euros can't handle 31 degree temp w/ 67% humidity

How do you say "it's over" in old europe?

>>149312842
Joao Chikaner

>>149312974
Based to be honest.

hairline check, are yours close to this one?

>random ass argie
>the fat roastie with a negro kid

Honestly Rui Costa deserves to be lynched by Benfica fans

>>149313012
Maybe something like "ka paheke paneke"
"Fail to score"

>>149312970
>that few minutes where they got dominated by a literal New Zaelander sheepherd and Coca Cola salesman

>>149313056
I'm getting there...

What is blud doing lmao

yo this dude is SEETHING

>>149313029
ah yes a mamluke from the arid desert of Brazil surely doesnt know what youre talking about

KEK

>>149313012
"O FUTEBOL PORTUGUÊS É UMA MERDA"

Sad to see Di Maria so washed, man

I glanced over and thought dude was a pitch invader

CHICKOUT

>>149313056
absolute sovl

based chink

based angry manlet

dead

that zhou guy is really passionate

ahahahahahah

Let the chino get covid shot

>>149313043
終わりだ

>>149313056
At that point I'd just shave it all

>>149313080
That's not very nice

What's with this chink

holy fucking based goalie

>porto
>benfica

Portuguese league confirmed to be in the lower European tier. The one from Holland is superior.

>>149313012
NU POT SĂ DAU GOL

>>149313102
he got hit in the head and the meds want to take him out the pitch, but he wants to keep playing

>>149313056
...

GET THIS GOALIE A 3.LIGA CONTRACT RTFN

>>149312939
It's obviously going to vary by team but using just Benfica starters this match and the month in between
>Pavlidis - played 2 matches for Greece
>Kokcu - played 2 matches for Turkey
>Akturk- played 2 matches for Turkey
>Trubin - played 1 match, on bench for other
>Barreiro - played 2 matches
Can't be arsed to do others

gk in the zone

goalie doing work

Why isnt KWABfica winning by at least 4 goals?

U>>149313091
Safe and effective, chud

>>149313056
Looks like a Katsuhiro Otomo character. Dude is straight out of Akira.

that goalie is a full time student

>>149313102
>TAIWAN IS A WHAAAAAT?!

Murderball di maria right now to make a statement
You can’t let them get away with this

NOOOO I DONT TO GO BACK TO CHINA LET ME PLAY AAAAAAH

eurocucks seething seeing that teams from their "6th best league" can't beat university students and warehouse workers

Um Bocasisters? We drew against this same team that can't beat Auckland City?

>>149313127
kek shitzilians really do be like that

>>149313056
That’s what my hairline looks like

>>149313091
SEETHING

E R A
R
A

>>149313127
For the record, the big Spanish clubs were among the most enthusiastic about this thing.

>>149313012
لا استطيع ان أسجل

Nooo

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149313126
That guy is straight up Tetsuo himself.

that keeper could be a 4chan poster

>>149313151
SOVL

Honestly Benfica does this a lot, they DOMINATE the little teams in the portuguese league but only start scoring once the ref gives them a penalty. No rig, no party

what a dive lmaooooooooo

I tend to forget I'm not the only Urgayan on this site.

>>149313083
That little ninja was seething

NO ERA
NO ERA
NO ERA
NO ERA

Bit late desu so might be no era

NO ERA NO ERA NO ERA
NO CONTACT

SLB
SLB SLB SLB SLB
GLORIOSO SLB

>0-0 at the half
I thought the "worst team of all time" affirmation was a joke, I'm sorry for laughing.

>>149313012
We hebben een serieus scoringsprobleem

Ref let the chinese come in too late, it ruined the flow of the defense and now Benfica scores, fucking ref

DIDN'T TOUCH HIM! NO ERA! NO ERA!

>>149313136
And he was doing okay. Doesn't have any fault if his teammates are retarded.

>two penalties in two matches
This shit is so rigged

FLOPPING AGAINST AUCKLAND CITY INSANE

>penalty after the extra time had already ended
THEY ARE STEALING AUCKLAND

>149313056
>honest

slowly getting there, it's grim.

But then again this chink fucking rocks so it's fine, gives me hope.

>resorting to diving in order to beat auckland city
Yikes.

"You see, we care so little about this that we need to dive inside the box against a LITERAL FARMERS LEAGUE team to even score once. Post season, blah, blah".

I didn't see any contact guys

I will tell you rest of the script today.
Flamengo Chelsea draw
Bayern under 3.5

I didn't think the level of the Portuguese league was that bad. I suppose the Brasileirão could take its place as the sixth-best league in the world

>>149313157
You mean Florentino wanting more money?

>>149313196
>>149313199
>>149313193
>>149313192
kek

>+4
>its been 6 minutes

>RIGGING A PENALTY AGAINST COCA COLA SALESMAN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GOLO CARALHOOOOOIOO

UNTIL UEFA SCORES

IT WASN'T EVEN FUCKING PEN I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY HAVE TO REFBALL AUCKLAND CITY

my hair is getting thin at the top of my skull. how do I fix this without a trip to the hair transplant clinic?

THE CITY OF AUCKLAND

>>149313213
There's a reason they're even below the Dutch Eredivisie in the UEFA rankings

uefa is so back

Era

Di Maria celebrating like he just won another world cup for scoring a penalty won on a dive against Auckland City. Pathetic.

Kek all the South Americans rooting against Penfica ITT, why is that?

>>149312493
just 1 more needed

>>149313213
At this point I could be easily convinced it's the second best besides the EPL

RIGGED FOR UEFA

>+8 (P)
we did it portubros, we destroyed the kiwi farmers!

>>149313222
KEK

>Penal in first game is due to foul on Otamendi
>Scored by Di Maria
>Otamendi scores 2nd goal
>Dodgy pen given by an Argie getting fouled
>Di Maria scores pen again
Uh... do Benfica have any non-Argentines that can do a thing?

WELL DONE AUCKLAND, WELL DONE.... HOWEVER ...

>>149313229
you can't. it will only get worse. I use the Toppik powder to mask it

>>149313127
Reminder that Florentino was desperate to get Alexander Arnold so he could play this not serious tournament.

UEFA seriously couldn't handle one of their teams being tied at HT to an amateur team lmao

>need refball and a argie wc winner for a goal
state of portugal

>refballing a semi amateur team
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF POORTUGAL

>>149313242
45 + 5.
Why he didn’t finish the first half?

>Benfica needed 45+8 minutes to lead
Benfica needed 45+8 minutes to lead
>Benfica needed 45+8 minutes to lead
Benfica needed 45+8 minutes to lead
>Benfica needed 45+8 minutes to lead
Benfica needed 45+8 minutes to lead

>>149313242
ESO NO ES PENAL, HIJOS DE PUTA RIGGADORES DE MIERDA

Eternal first half

No wonder why any sane top team won't even consider signing Gyokeres if this is an indicator of how top Portuguese team are.

>>149313229
Shave it, grow a beard, buy the nintendo switch,and vote for the socialist party.

>>149313214
And brand exposure, yes.

>>149313246
new worlders hate europeans

>>149313242
Era... DIVE

Now do this cup in October on a cold rainy night in Stoke

>>149313260
$120,000.000 will make any tournament serious

>>149313242
He didn't even touch him kek

>>149313157
>>149313214

>>149313213
Things haven't been going well for them the last few years desu, I thought Sporting with Amorim were a different story though but they fell apart after he left (I'm thinking specifically of the win against Arsenal and the Man City blowout when he was in charge)

>>149313279
We hate your arrogance not you

>diving against the team lead by Craig, the local store clerk.
No shame

>>149313269
He had orders from salazar

YURO BROS, WE ARE SAVED. OUR SUPERIORITY HAS BEEN CONFIRMED. THE DIRTY LATINX CANT HARM US ANYMORE )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

>+4
>9 min

The absolute STATE of Moortugal

>>149313242
he didn't even fucking touch him and tripped like a whole second later lmao how fucking shameless

>>149313246
Cause the poortuguese and some other euros are seething since day 1 with us calling them shit and having a laugh. Botafogo last night buckbroke them.

>>149313243
So much for not caring

>>149313242
How shameless to dive against kiwi car polishers?

>>149313279
Why? Nck

>>149313242
P I S C I N A Z O

UMM... eurobros? nosso cope?

That was the faggottiest way possible for the half to unfold

>>149313246
>>149313279
Der Joao Chikaner

Di Maria 45' +8' (P)

>>149313292
We never even talked about you. It's YOU who are spamming the entire catalogue 24/7 due to your inferiority complex

>>149313303
>>149313304
fucking perfect

OK, I know we all love to meme here but for real now... Holy shit this Benfica team is atrocious who the fuck is Barreiro and how the fuck is he playing for a team like Benfica? This is the same Benfica that put 4 past atletico and beat Juve??

>>149313246
they hate us cuz they ain't us

ReffieCHADS we cant stop winning

>>149313260
He wanted Carreras and Mustantuntuntano too but negotiations failed with Benfica and River Plate

apologize

GUYS STOP OVERREACTING THE PORTUGUESE DONT ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THIS MICKEY MOUSE CUP THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WHERE THEY CONSISTENTLY WIN AM I RIGHT?

>>149313247
But at what price

>>149313229
embrace it

Still made me laugh seeing it written up on the commentary sheet. Can't wait for the Zealandism on this.

>>149313242
>that moment he twitches to appeal then remembers he's playing Auckland city

>>149313333
Ai Uehara has fat arms!

>uefa has been given 13 penalties so far in the cwc
>every other confederation combined has 0

>>149313271
>riggadores
jajajaja

>>149313322
It's fucking beautiful lmao

>ozempic ads
hell yeah american (canadian) streams

>>149313304
I always point back at 2009 match Estudiantes vs Barcelona.
Literally on of the most broken teams ever celebrating like crazy a last minute win over the South American champion.
"we don't care" meme is more alike to a sort of mantra repeated by delusional fanatics.

>>149313325
Whatever, chikaner. You've been shitting up /copalib/ for ages, now bend over and take it like a man.

>>149313242
>David star
>Israeli characters
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

You are a Rosario central fan and you see that di maria can only score with penalties, would you still think that he can touch the ball in Barraca’s pitch?

reminder di maria made a career by diving and kicking penalties
what a fucking fraud that ugly cat eater is.

>>149313351
this cannot be true, are you serious

What is it about the argentine cultural experience that makes them so shameless like this?

>>149313351
There was 1 for Al Ahly

I don't feel so good

>>149313356
nobody outside your continent even remembers this match. these are huge events for you guys, I get it. we dont even notice the results usually

Extremely embarassing, extremely.
45+4 and Benfica needs to go to 45+8 to score a PENALTY against amateurs.
Jesus, this is not funny, this is actually embarassing, i have no words.

At this point, I would suggest La Liga just to take over our league so we can be mid table teams in a real league at least, because clearly our league is complete shit.

>>149313364
we have a dogshit education system here
they're not capable of thinking that much, they just think

>e' campeon de mundo, eh
>campeon de mundo fideo

>>149313372
Immigrants from Sicily and rapists conquistadores.

>>149313376
I think it's fair to actually say "it's still nil all" and that is practically true

>>149313356
No team goes to an official competition "not caring". I really don't know where the euros in this board got that from. If they themselves don't care it's fine, it's their opinion, but the teams absolutely do.

>>149313381
I don’t trust germans

>>149313389
literally no one cares about this mickey mouse cup

NO ERA

>>149313381
I'm sure Barcelona remembers it chikaner

>>149313333
she fucked a black dude...

moor shitters can only win by cheating

Why do people here hate Portugal so much, we are a 10 million people league and yet there's like 600 million people across the ocean rooting against us

>>149313366
he won you the last World Cup

>>149313243
It'd be really disrespectful to not celebrate it as if their opponents aren't serious opposition.

>>149313404
I care nigga >we are getting humiliated by Amazon's warehouse workers

Benfica = Superior Divers of the Tournament

>Watching DAZN
>Ad shows up
>Football unites the world FIFA wholesome message
>Pep Guardiola and others say the line in English
>Messi shows up and says it in Spanish
Hahahaha no one makes Messi speak another language not even China

What's going on with VAR this tournament? That was a clear dive. In the Madrid match the Saudi team also got a bullshit pen because Asencio kind of grabbed a player for less than a second.

>>149312824
>the players are spent

>>149313404
that's why everyone is playing their starters? and no one cares for the $120,000,000 prize?

>PURE COPIUM

>>149313410
she fucked whites too. it's a way of living

>>149313404
Say it one more time, maybe the next one I will believe you

>>149313421
and real estate agents
and it's not even their A team
kek

>>149313389
Turn off the VPN Zézinho

>>149313381
You were 2 when that happened, Ranjeet, that's why you don't remember.

I don’t know if I should trust joao da silva and hans hitler from /sp/ or di maría and muller who obviously care about this cup

We all now agree this shitty tournament is rigged, right? Just like the world cup.

>>149313439
kek

>>149313356
Barcelona won the sextuple after that match

>>149313419
True, but he didn't need to take his shirt off, run three laps around the stadium, celebrate with the fans in the stands, and climb the goal.

>>149313373
He probably missed that one because it wasn't a goal.

Thread is so angry they'll never notice I'm gay

Can we all agree that Portugal is the official bad guy of the CWC?

>>149313429
Even so, not playing any competitive match in more than 15 days fucks up your rhythm, and Boca played just 2 in the last month.

>>149313449
Of course, all major sports are rigged. I'm still trying to decipher the script though

>>149313411
cheater is a fancy word for winner

remember this image when benfica moves to next phase

>Weather delay
What a shithole

>>149313449
Not all ref balls mean there's rigging involved, some refs are just shitty

>>149313423
tbf it's a really good dive

>>149313469
caught fag

it's official. I am now supporting the Urawa Reds instead

Weather delay? Can I nap now? It's 5am.

>>149313475
That's exactly the opposite of what Manolo said.

>>149313468
Keeper saved it.

>>149313443
>>149313400
>>149313406
You are trying to make a meme out of it but it is GENUINELY true. A team winning the CL considers this the apex. Not for one second does "I sure hope we beat the south american champion to win whatever they call that cup" even enter one's mind. It is the literal truth.

>>149313493
Half time

>>149313493
Last time it was about 20-30 mins as I recall

i really NEED to bury my head in some big booba

>>149313484
delete this

>>149313429
>its the end of the season we are too tired

>>149313428
Rigging

How often these delays happen on NFL games?

didnt bayern scored 10(ten) against this team? benfica is kinda shitty huh

>>149313371
it's not true but they got 5 pens (3 for portugal btw) and asia got 2, rest got nothing

All games in this tournament are rigged on the scale never seen before, it was created to be rigged. Flamengo Chelsea draw. Bayern under 3.5

>>149311895 (OP)
Why don't you worry about the war in your soil right now, ukrainian?

>>149313502
Ok. But rigging agains literal amatures is shameful.

>>149313463
Extremely kino match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEqS6IloSLY

>>149313363
Mazel tov

>>149313419
>Ángel Di María looked disgusting--nipples protruding yet not celebrating his goal--in his Benfica shirt against Auckland City. Very very disrespectful.

>>149313406
This might not be chikaner, he's genuinely engaging in the conversation.

If Benfica doesn't score a lot more goals then it's over, Boca just have to outscore them against Auckland City

>>149313442
Não preciso VPN para assumir a puta de vergonha que tamos a passar, tá 120 milhões em jogo, não é taça das caricas vamos ser sinceros e parar com essa desculpa, tamos a ser exposed puramente
Esse mundial ta a ser um desastre para a imagem da nossa liga, já não são só apenas brasileiros a gozar conosco, tira a cabeça do buraco e olha a tua volta, isso é completamente vergonhoso.

>>149313447
the average footballer is really dumb, like not even finish high school dumb. They don't know what they care about like a random incel online.

Pro tip: It's DEFINITELY not the hundreds of millions of dollars at play. Nope. It's some other thing. Like sporting integrity and stuff.

>winning comfortably while not giving a single fuck
>thirdoids seething
comfy friday to be desu

>Luis enrique, we are going to give our best to win this cup
>they lose to Botafogo
>joao mendes, mohammed barakat from germany and mostafa yamal from France be like
>HOLY SHIT WE DONT CARE ABOUT THIS TOURNAMENT
>THERE ARE 100 MILLION KEBABS AT STAKE BUT TRUST ME, WE DONT CARE EVEN THOUGH OUR PLAYERS OBVIOUSLY DO. AHH I WANT TO FUCK A DONKEY
That’s how you sound

>>149313533
But can Boca win against mighty auckland city?

Hello

>>149313524
rude. this is a slava ukraini thread

>>149313537
Baseado and verdade pilled.

Incoming weather delay

>>149313547
But can we actually score a goal

>>149313542
>1-0 with a pen post stoppage time
Lmao
The most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
You better wake up before it’s late.

oh god not this shit AAGAIN
ameriscareds

>>149313542
>comfortably
>needed a 45' +7 (p) (was +4 originally) that was actually not even actually a foul because there was no contact to be 1-0 against auckland city

>>149313558
lewd!

>>149313542
>diving against the Coca-Cola staff
Shameful

>>149313545
of course he has to say it, you dum-dum.

AIEEEEE IS THAT A BIT OF RAIN?? SAVE ME WEATHERMAN

/tugão/ bros, how do we fix our league?

>>149313520
Al Ahly (Egypt, Africa) got one, unless you're confusing them for Asia

noooooo not the clouds NOT THE CLOUDS

>>149313576
Ok, but don’t humiliate boca please

>>149313542
If you and boca lose to bayern the gd from the auckland game decides who qualifies

NEW THREAD

>>149313555

>>149313555

>>149313555

oh lordy lordy its raining lightly. evacuate the entire city. i have my in case of emergency cyanide pill for days like this.

>DAZN showed an empty stadium
Is the stadium big enough to have everyone cover themselves against the rain inside?

>>149313566
You've earned a cheeky dive into a pen

>>149313493
Go on, I'll wake you up when it starts

https://youtu.be/qBAPsQkS8QI?si=1Mv1wYvPRKjA99XU
This causes great fear on the average American

>>149313581
wasn't it al hilal (asian) that got it? when did al ahly get one?
or did they get a pen and missed it?

RAIN

>>149313501
I meant the Argie probably missed that pen when counting (if he really did)

>>149311895 (OP)
>winning by penalty
lmao

>>149313520
>>149313616
oh also on the topic of missing pens, europe actually got 6 because of that one real mandril missed pen against al hilal

do they pronounce it “foochibol” in portugal too?

>>149313502
Nobody is saying that the UCL is less important than the (old) CWC. It was a Super Cup, and for European teams it was anything from a chore to a great finalizer to a perfect season.
Still, it's just blatantly unprofessional to go to an official competition without caring for it, and European teams didn't have much to gain but a lot of prestige to lose if they lost against infinitely cheaper squads (as they are doing in the current tournament.)

>>149313524
Even nations at war need recreation

>>149313351
Genuinely shameless

>>149313667
no

>>149313484
bad bait

>>149313484
curious how this happens whenever an european team is playing

>>149313442
Oh so it isn't embarrassing and the portuguese league is actually very strong then

>>149313537
Manoel spitting facts

>Stadium now completely empty
Lmao

Infantino fucked up. Florida summers be like:

>morning sunshine not a cloud in sight
>clouds start coming in at noon
>70% humidity
>2 PM life-threatening thunderstorm
>3 PM lightning
>mosquitos and swamp creatures
>nighttime humidity

rinse wash repeat from May to October (also hurricane season)