news: Kevin Lee fight day

>>149312631
Where does Kevin Lee fit into this?

>>149312640
who?

>>149312683

>UFC Fight Night: Hill vs. Rountree
>Azerbaijan
>1:00 PM

>>149312631
Imagine what Lee would've done to B. Nigger there. Trepidations.

how many bongs until kevin penis fights

Could you heem your dad, /sp/?

>>149312735
My dad died 30 years ago.

>>149312701
>>149312708

>>149312618 (OP)
Watching UFC BJJ episode 5

>>149312618 (OP)
Based and Kevin Lee pilled

>Main event starts in the evening
בָּרוּךְ הַשֵּׁם

>>149312758
Why does Luke have a Colby pfp?

>PPV takes place in UK
>airtime 3am local, 10pm America
>PPV takes place in Australia
>airtime 1pm local, 10pm America
>PPV takes place in Middle East
>airtime 10pm local, 1pm America

Brit bros are eating good with UFC Road to Baku: Episode 5, The Happy Dad Prelims

Remind me why kevin lee was cut

>>149312740
I’m sorry my guy

Charly Arnolt erotic

>>149312735
Prime Dad? s'tawlf b idk honestly

>>149312825
ngl I normally don't care for these broadcast ladies but when Charly was bossing around the interviewing for Power Slap and was bossing around and demeaning the slappers it made my Schaub twitch.

>>149312735
right now? i’d show him levels

>>149312735
He’s old so yeah. In his prime probably not he’s bigger than me

>>149312796
because ngannou was being a little bitch, so they got even by cutting kevin whomst's under the same management
idk if I got the details 100% right but it was something like this

>>149312798
No worries m8

>>149312735
he's dead. in his prime? fucker was 6'1 220 lb unit with a military background. he would break my neck in less than a minute.

Merab the futa

>>149312735
my father is michael chandler

*heems all of you at once*

Thinking about sipping on some Bawls during PFL tonight.

>pfl
look at this doo

usmeng jr will heem

oim in morebella spain ye lil ding dong ye

>>149313146
has he ever heemed?

no way blaydes loses his rank to that dude right

Who are you really?

>>149313146
That blk will be suckling on abdelwahab BEC (BIG EGYPTIAN COCK) all day

>>149313207
no i just wanted to call him usmeng jr

>>149313216
mark hominick

>>149313123
The fact he he supports an organization that supports child murder really upsets me. VERY DISRESPECTFUL!

remember when /heem/ thought mcgregor would fight again

starting to think charles might rizzape ilia

>>149313267
hes ready he just needs a date

>>149313267
yes we are on year four of that and we still believe

>>149313291
sad!

Chandler should get a yacht and confront Gooby on the high seas but his broke coon adopting loving ass couldnt afford a bass tracker

>>149313267
A man without dreams has already died.

>>149313267
there was nothing left to see after the 3rd porrier fight (even before the heem snappy)

>>149313267
He does fight at bars

Analkyiv is seething in a ditch somewhere, furious that we still talk about Gooby and only bring him up to laugh at him

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

>>149313483
Who?

goobeh

why did Ali do 9/11

Talmbout 9/11 ? huuuuuuuge fan

*enters thread*

>>149313564
he works for "them"

Ambition. Aristocracy. Ari.

>>149313606
she reminds me of that spastic russian physics prof. lady

>>149313267
i wish he would, current mcgregor would beat both illia and volkanovski easily let alone if it was prime mcgregor

>>149313677
lol

>round starts
>throws 15-20 knockout punches
>doesn't work/don't connect
>1 minute break
>repeat
Who's going to expose him next?

shit card honestly

>>149312729
Going on a honeymoon with someone's wife is crazy work

>>149313695
volk struggled with an old washed on his way to retirement aldo, connor decimated a prime on top of his game aldo. if they fought even now connor would make the last islam vs volk fight look like a war with how easily he finishes volk.

>>149313696
He should fight Costa, they're made for each other.

>>149313677
>current mcgregor would beat both illia and volkanovski easily let alone if it was prime mcgregor
Current Mcgregor would lose to every single ranked LW

That's how washed he is.

>>149313737
lol

>>149313677
kek McTapper would do the needful. you know, thing he knows the best.

>>149313767
he'd only lose to gamrot

Conor is a welterweight now dummy

When Aldo was effortlessly 30-27'd by Volk he was 32

Only 2 current UFC champions are younger than 32

>looks at u like a straight killer in the eyes and farts violently
THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU CALL ME A CAN
>hits green ranger pose

>>149313810
He'd lose to everyone

>>149313847
bappa the green ranger killed himself

>>149313863
only gamrot

>one more hug brazza pls

>>149313860
Top 10 saddest WMMA feuds. I liked that stupid gambling show they used to do together

Conor is a shitfucker weight now idiot

Since losing to Conor McGregor at age 28, Jose Aldo's record is 7-8

Come back to Him, we will not follow them.

>>149313879
>cum brazza join the jacuzzi

the things 145 mcgoob would do to clitia...

>>149313879
Rigged fight

>>149313868
that's something you really didn't need to bring up. even for heem, that's low brazza.

>>149313902

>>149313767
Not even close, most of LW is trash and only filling in the void since khabib and connor left.
let's look at the top 10
Moicano, trash gets finished in under 30 seconds
Dariush, LOL
Paddy, literal mcgregor copycat but worse only good fight was against a washed brain damaged chandler, lost to jared gordon
Gamrot, Gamer enough said
Dan hooker, would literally walk into connors left hook blindly and die
basedrier, washed old and gay hasnt had a good fight in years
Max holloway, connor already beat him easily and he's way worse now
Gaycheese, LOL LMAO EVEN
Olisoyrea, The most over rated LW of all time will be exposed after toptoro exposes him
Tsar-whatever the fuck the rest of his name is, hiding in california because hes too scared to fight
islam, a worse version of khabib has only ever beaten bums and small men

K-1 is divine providence

>We NEED to talk about this... it's NOT okay...

*hits the green sailor moon pose*
yep

>>149313902
Ilia would just wrestle him until he always gassed and then Heem

why ddint they broadcast the weighing ceremony? baku not have internet or something?

>>149313932
why did you stop posting thai ladyboys

>>149313920
if it makes you feel better he was most recently a black ranger

>>149313833
>had already been flushed by mcgregor and holloway twice
yeah he was done volk had an easy fight and couldnt even finish him because volk is a pillowfisted bum.

>>149313931
>hides post

>>149313954
remember the red ranger deal where he went into hardcore gay porn? I miss the old internet

>>149313948
some were latina

>>149313957
>flushed by mcgregor at the age of 28
That's called fighting someone better than you and losing
Aldo didn't regress; the competition stiffened

>>149313959
Hey buddy i think you would prefer reddit, they have downvotes and it's more suitable for your hugbox mentality

>>149313931
Brilliant analysis! All factual as well EXCEPT the fact that Moicano would get finished in 20 seconds

>>149313932
Both Pusher II and III make me want to start smoking again.

>>149313931
>basedrier, washed old and gay hasnt had a good fight in years

>>149313959

>>149313964
Asian yellow ranger. Black black ranger. Indian red ranger. Fag blue ranger. Kimberley in various lycra outfits. Didn't know how good we had it.

>>149313999
checked but dont start smoking again b

>>149313999
nah b, if you quit you quit completely

>>149313979
Aldo is 7-8 since mcgregor decimated and invalidated his whole career. He basically became his divisions version of anthony smith after the jones fight. Volk basically beat featherweight anthony smith, how impressive.

>>149313926
holy kwabola

WE cant

Canor ducked the Aldo rematch
Tilia copied him by ducking the Volk rematch

>>149314026
I always wanted to take a baseball bat to alpha, even as a kid

>>149313931
He would get dog walked by all those guys. He has always had horrific cardio and his chin is depleted.

That's why the jabronis here are talking about "his prime" cause even they know implicitly that he can't hang right now.

>>149314090
>Ay yi yi!

>horrific cardio
he went 5 rounds with Nate diaz

>>149314060
Yeah Aldo is the featherweight equivalent of Anthony Smith when you invalidate his WEC wins over untrained memefighters

>>149314083
at what point did aldo earn a rematch lmfao

>>149314103
Brutal robbery against a journeyman

>>149314103
>went 5 rounds with a guy whose primary strikes are slaps
How impressive! Even then, he lost the last 2 rounds of that fight.

heemember when buu offgassed into an evil buu? well ilia is the remaining good buu to gooby's evil buu if that makes sense

imagine if fizi isnt 5'2

Brutal ko, another great fnf

People are underestimating Hill

>>149314091
His current form would beat anyone at lw and fw easily, he could probably beat several of them in the same night

>>149314108
Champions who defended a bunch of times get rematches. Yano defences that thing that canor could never manage even 1 of?

>>149314108
>Moraes beat Aldo by 1 strike

>>149314115
Illia is a pedophile unironically. Reports that he was intimate with a 14 year old girl will pop up soon. This is the only place i can talk about this without getting in legal trouble

I personally imho opinion think Jamalhalal will take it.

>>149314112
>>149314114
Khabib ducked Nate

>>149314120
Blame poopaton for making rountree look good

>>149314168
I remember redditors telling me Paivia was a blue chip prospect

>>149314083
aldo ducked the remaining 1487 of the first fight via getting knocked out like a bitch

PeRoevWade is ass but we should acknowledge he was suffering from a GRIDS based infection in the rounturd fight

>>149314165
What if Nate wasn't so pillow fisted?

>>149314132
He got slept in 13 seconds

>>149313964
That was fake b. A gay porn guy who slightly looked like him changed his gay porn name to Austin St. John (red ranger actor's name) and marketed his videos as Red Ranger doing Gay porn, as promotion. (guy in the center)
The real red ranger became a paramedic, then got in trouble for getting over 500k in ppp covid relief scam. Then he launched a clothing company that put Hitler quotes on T-shirts or something.

>>149314120
This,easy bank for the gambling degenerates

In my esteemed opinion, you don't deserve a rematch if you get knocked out cold except if it's at HW.

See Cain vs JDS

Nick is the better brother, defeated only by the gatekeeper, Mario Anna.

>>149314230
>Then he launched a clothing company that put Hitler quotes on T-shirts or something.
Why are all mexican americans antisemites?

>>149314180
Brutal fluke against a bantamweight

>>149312735
im a massive fucking faggot compared to my prime dad... man im a massive faggot compared to anyone..

Tom "fingered" Aspinall

>>149313902
>this nigga not realising that even if he could outstrike Ilia (which he obviously couldn't), he would just take him down and add another tap to McTaptapers name.

>>149314237
In my professional certified opinion if you lose you dont deserve a rematch unless theres a reasonable argument you were robbed. You lost nigga move on stop holding on for a participation trophy. Dont be a bitch like max holloway getting 3-0'd

>>149314257
post your bussy then

>>149314237
True canor didn’t deserve to fight Dustin’s again which is why he karmicly snapped

>>149313892

>>149313146
How come Usman Jr. is a turbonigger while Usman himself is the kind of a black guy that kikes put into movies when they want to try to make niggers look human to fool whitey?

>>149314230
wow I learn something new every day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoZmCZjjc30

Boxing on the Official UFC channel. /box/ fucking won.

>>149314081
uhhh... you... know you guys share the same features... right pakibong?

>>149314302
please speak english

>>149314304

>>149314304
CANelo vs CANford, this fight is going to get hyped through the moon just to turn out to be complete dogshit, CANelo has not had an entertaining fight since GGG

>>149314325
why greeks are hella gay?

>>149314230
ayyyyyy we got a gay porn expert ova here

>>149314325
Daddy posting is mainstream now. They always copy us

>>149314349
You copied schaub apparently, they always copy schaub

>>149314349
yesterday some some nogs posting comments about daddy Dana. shit is hilarious.

How much Jamón does Topuria eat on a daily basis. Say that he's not in fight camp.

The Buffalo of Gaza, Belal "The Prophet" Muhammad has been defeated

>>149314343
Mediterraneans are essentially North African and Zest comes from Africa.

>We gather here today in memory of Robert Whittaker

>>149312740
How old are you cunt?

>>149314252
To be fair, the clothing company's gimmick was supposed to take all big leaders throughout recorded history, le good and le bad, and put some non offensive quote they had. So he had Stalin, Mao, Gandhi, Magumba, Hitler. But the Hitler one is what got him perma heemed from his power ranger appearance paychecks. Probably banished from showing up at nerd events.

>>149314420
It’s Brazil his dad was probably murdered

>>149314425
>normalfag programming went bananas on the sight of Hitler
many such cases.

>>149314404

>>149313677
It's a shame weak bait like this gets so many (You)s

Hey Jamie could you put up that footage from the Browne and Brandon fight...there we go okay good, first of all

>Oh for sure 100% man I was tagging him with some nice leg kicks

Listen man *brings microphone close to his mouth*

You looked just really stiff out there, stiff as a board, you can see how good Travis was compared to you, he has nice good clean boxing, good movement, you looked like you'd never hit pads in your entire life, you were literally a heavybag with eyeballs out there, chin up in the air, awkward footwork and the worst head movement I've ever seen since Tecia Torres vs. Paige Vanzant.

Realistically I can't see you beating any of the guys who fight in Bellator, WSOF, Rizin, how do you think you'd do in a straight up jiu jitsu fight against Gabi Garcia?

>Oh for sure I think you'd be surprised

Really you think so? I think you'd be surprised, I think she'd mess you up. There's a whole bridge between you and a guy who just walked into a gym for the first time, are you comfortable with knowing how horrible you are as a fighter? are you okay with being KO'd in your next 10 fights? Cause it could very well happen.

I'm not saying this to be mean, I'm telling you as a friend you're not a good fighter at all, he flattened you out and completely dominated you, you looked unimaginably stiff weren't prepared at all, your movement was atrocious, I worry about your commitment to anything fight related.


Get out of here and never come back.

>>149313267
I’ve been saying he never fights again for 3+ years

>>149314508
Fuck you

hear me out.. Volkanovski vs Holloway 4

Mortal Kombat

Hollowmeng

>>149314508
heeminder joe does to absorb the vitality of young bucks who are to weak to believe in themselves in the face of public humiliation

>>149314212
Then he'd be Nick Diaz

>omw to heem you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgppAYCooTM

>>149314557
I agree, we should reanimate the corpse of Max Holloway to watch him get murdered one last time.

enters thr-uhhhh

>>149314666
hes literally fighting in a couple weeks

If Charles wins Islam will cancel the move to welterweight.

>>149314557
Max aready fucked him up

lucas tracy thought kopylov would beat costa lmfao

>>149314349
>Daddy posting is mainstream now. They always copy us

>>149314669
DANA PLES GIVE ME LOBOTOMY GANGTSTER GAYCHEE UFC CONGO

>>149314747
He will if Costa doesn’t duck again

>>149314707
Biggest robbery I've ever seen to this day.

>>149314699
So?

Tony Ferguson kept fighting well after he ought to. Does that mean Tony still had it?

>>149314747
He's probably right.

>>149314747
Anyone would beat Costa. I knew he was permaflushed when Rockhold gave him a competitive fight.

>>149314780
to be fair it was a clash of handsome men and Luke Rockhold, flushed though he may be is a very handsome fucking man

Gabriel Santos, future featherweight GOAT, better than Jean Silva

>>149314707
Why include so many of max's whifs and fully blocked combos? Kinda takes away from what you are trying to convey

>>149314747
Kopylov is a much better striker and has actual power, unlike pillowfist costa.

>>149314707
good bait

>>149314780
Rockhold was good tho, just buckbroken by Bisping

>>149314747
He did.

>>149314826
where are the whiffs and fully blocked combos

Gabriel Santos, future featherweight GOAT, getting killed dead by dollar store Jizzy

>>149314707
>5 round highlights
>half of them are Volk blocking or Max not landing clean
not the gotcha moment you thought it was buddy.

>>149314806
lol only the last shot did any damage. bro doesnt have an eye for the sport

The Chin would've been there for Roman.

>>149314926
Youre an idiot that thought Fiziev was the best stirker in the UFC because everything he throw was hard as fuck

Low IQ viewer

>>149314984
Pissiev is a little pillowfisted bum that relies on the ref to early stoppage TKO his opponent to get finishes

/heem/ is alot more fun when its cazzie season

lucas tracy pronounces names like each letter exists in their own vaccums

No shame in losing to Gaethje twice and Gmarot.

>>149314859
>Rockhold was good tho
Lol

>>149314707
>0:13 Gets clean jabbed by volk, max whiffs jab as volk backs out of range.
>Max progressively gets his face smashed in
>Max couldn't even bruise volk because head movement prevented him from landing clean ever.
It's just sad at this point. I feel for max and you.

>>149315072
He was.

>>149315093
He really wasn't

>>149314926
>>149314984
>>149314906
To be fair I thought you were posting this pitter patter as an le ironic meme too b.

>>149315106
The version of Luke that beat Chris could beat any current middleweight

>>149315106
I respectfully disagree.

Rockhold was a peach

volkanovski vs rodriguez 2

Belel should be cut

>>149315072
keyword, was. he wasnt dominant like he was in strikeforce after he got knocked the fuck out by bisping

when's ufc israel

chambarino is forgotten like that
what jones is saying is dead on about aspinall being the flavor of the month vs jones being a goat of all time

>>149315125
That's 1 fight. What about all his other fights where he blocked 95% of punches with his chin? 6 losses, 5 of them by KO is amazing.

>>149315118
Thats pitterbro. Usually he spams pitterpatter segments individually but at least he's doing single compilations now so don't be mean.

>>149315184
what does this have to do with zesty buck holding division hostage?

>>149315135
was? still is, bappa

>>149315184
it’s not wrong but it doesn’t mean jon isn’t afraid of him

>>149315184
the ufc might actually go under for real this time if topuria manages to lose

>>149315125
I highly doubt that my guy

>>149315218
daners the one holding everything up
jon said he wont fight aspinall
aspinall said he wont fight if its not for the real belt
its up to daner to make a fight between tom and whomever for the undisputed belt

sisia would be out cold before he took down the motivated 145 goobster

>>149315184
Cool Jon can retire and enjoy being the GOAT. Let the division move on

People forget but Mark Coleman invented the ground and pound.

>>149315284
I was gonna make an off colour joke about that, but just I'll let the images speak for themselves.

>>149315199
He used to tank that shit, watch his fights with Jacare and Kennedy

>>149315267
Dana did say he would book fight for undisputed belt if Jon didn't take the fight in two weeks(lmao) time

For me it used to be Corey "beastin 25/7" Anderson

>>149315332
>literally two more weeks
Fersure

Idiots, Gabriel Santos will be a future Champion. He's so good everywhere and young, beat Murphy on short notice but lost a SD, was beating the hell out of Onana in his 2nd fight, dominated Yizha and ended the Jack Jenkins hype

Remember when everyone was glazing Jack Jenkins' 'vicious leg kicks!!"

black jesus vs white jesus
who you got?

Jones via hit-and-run

>>149315376
Elias would hogtie both of these goofs

>>149315376
Jesus was a Palestinian so in reality he would’ve looked more like this

>>149315319
>>149315319
>watch his fights with Jacare and Kennedy
It's because I've watched those fights that I can say he's not all that good. He's just an average fighter who gets overrated a lot cause he looks like a model. Also his resume just isn't all that impressive.

I wonder if the Azeri fans have forgotten Islam posting something on Instagram that had a nasheed about killing Shias playing in the background

>>149314906
Got caught with an uppercut in a fight where he was dominating, happens.

>>149315376
I know that guy Sedrique Dumas I used to buy meth and fent from him before I sobered up. Last I heard he got arrested again tho.

>>149315413
Tim Kennedy is essentially Dricus

I GONNA FIRE YUM YUM SAUCE ALL OVER

Word on the street is Tyler sucked boonk gang sedrique’s BBC for a gram of meth

>When the pawg milf bounces on it

The inside slip counter needs to get renamed to the 'Gabriel Santos' bro needs to put a patent on that

Literally cant go 5 minutes without talking about gay sex.

>>149315435
Santos is a prospect.

I wouldn't bet on his chin.

>>149315125
Chris gave Rockhold his ass on a silver platter with that spinning back kick. If he doesn't pull some goofy shit, the fight probably looks way less dominant for Luke

>>149315498
he literally ate a headkick and almost lockd up a triangle 30 seconds later his last fight. he has 1 ko loss and it was from a hard hitter and it was an uppercut

>It's ON... Poofc's channel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoZmCZjjc30

I fearst Santos's chin is cracked

>>149315502
Prime Weidman was also really good though. Middleweight is one the divisions that got worse, it had better competition in 2016

>>149315554
How?

>>149315566
Weidman has dogshit striking, bro looks like a UFC 5 character against literally everyone.. Weidman was getting raped when he fought th real MW killas (Romero, Jacare) he beats old Vitor (never good) and Silva (overrated)

>>149315539
I'm not saying he isn't good. He's fun to watch, but predicting UFC champion this early in his career?

Everyone hits hard top 15.

>>149315599
people won't admit it but by that point some of us were glad to see Silva go. If you sat through Silva vs Maia or Silva vs Leites you'd understand

if this was for glory 100 instead of vakhitov it would of been 10x better

>>149315599
The Romero and jacare fights were highly competitive and he was post getting cte’d by Luke

>>149315618
Onana literally landed a lucky perfct uppercut in the pocket that Gabriel didnt see, anyone gets dropped by that like Gabriel did

How it feels to argue with people on Sherdog about how overrated and dogshit Anderson Silva was using Jack Slack's arguments while only having seen Silva vs Hall and Silva vs Weidman

Why is he reading the chat

Santos is future champ as long as no one is allowed to throw strikes he doesn't see

rico van hausen couldn’t lay a glove on ciryl gane i’d bet on it

I’d take Jacare, Luke, Romero, Dricus and Khamzat over silva easily

The Mexicans showing out on PFL tonight

>>149315713
>Luke there

>>149315686
Nah I know Silva was great he put on some stinkers though

>>149315719
and people say there wasn't a land bridge

>BJJ doesn't wor-

>>149315784

Make it 6 rounds

>>149315844
WAGGALOONADOONATE?

>>149315712
Bros don't fight each other.

>>149315859
Nate fucked up Schaub

>>149315566
>Middleweight is one the divisions that got worse
This is objectively false.

>>149315859
Whadarewedoinere?

>>149315869
If Brendan and Nate fought, Nate would end up on the bottom with a gaped asshole.

>>149315421
what the fuck are you even going on about, speak english you wog

>>149315884
Strickland just fought for the belt twice

>>149315903
Nate could put his dick in Brendans mouth

>>149315599
He was peaching Jacare up.

>>149315941
Bisping won the belt then he lost to a retired welterweight. And then the division became Whittaker vs. Romero for a whole 2 years. That era of MW was so weak.

>>149315941
Whomst should have fought in his stead?

>>149315903
it's called rubber guard

>>149315866
>learn his patterns. send me the data
SOON

>>149315969
Bisping would’ve lost to any of the contenders

Remember when Callen thought he was going to show Schaub a BJJ move and Schaub literally dominated him

>>149315970
>1st fight
Pereira
>2nd fight
Ratlip

>>149315991
Thus proving my point.

We should follow them

>>149315719
They look Azerbaijani.

>>149315705
turkey al shish has gay face

>>149315975
Poor little Tomala... You just know Jones is gonna never let him live down a loss to Gane. Then Jon will accept a rematch with Gane, expecting an easy check...

The only thing I follow is the Word of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Ameng.

>>149316043

>>149316010
If Pereira had wanted a trilogy at middleweight he could have had it. He chose to move up. And Khamzat needs a year rest between fights.

>>149316075
Khamzat was ready in January. Dricus said the UFC gave it to Sean because they don’t have enough American champions Kek

Gay dudes find Schaub to be a fucking hunk

Ilia Tadoplia

I'm not gay, but if I was...Oh man that Schaub

>>149316029
stfu

should be Tadpolia

>>149316101
>khamzat was ready
Good one, Dricus.

i’m following em

>>149316140
You're a hunnid perchent right, that's what I meant to type I dunno what happened there.

>>149316118
LGBTopuria? Kids about to get chinned

>>149316160
Nooooo, you cant do that because...YOU JUST CANT OKAY?!

>>149316074
You MOTHERLESS FUCK STOP IT

>>149316160
he had his meng hacked off

>>149316019
>Rockhold vs Dricus
Close one
>weidman vs Imavov
Weidman
>Strickland vs Romero
Romero
Khamzat vs Jacare
Jacare
>washed Izzy vs natty vitor
Probably still vitor
>Machida vs Rob
50/50

It’s not better

>>149316160

You know who used to trigger me was Slavania spamming about how we are all mutilated mutts. That used to trigger me bigly.

>>149316224
>>weidman vs Imavov
>Weidman

>>149316211
I had my chopped off foreskin made into a cock ring
shit is so cash

>>149316273
Easily

WE LOVE BRAZZA IN GREEN HOODIE HERE

Im gonna take you somewhere you never wanted to be. W-w-we'll say what's up to you dad while we're there.

>>149316278
ok, shmuley

>>149316285
100% my g

your mums got a chin

YOU DONT KNOW MY STORY!!

>>149316318
Bumavov got crushed into the fence by Roman fucking dolidze. A version of the Chris with any juice left ragdolls him

>>149316318
fucking tanked

Water we dune a storage facility b? It's over.

I dont care about your story!

>>149316369
I wonder if DDP will make Khamzat cry

If Kadyrov really cared about Khamzat winning he would legalize HIV medicine so he can actually make his fight with Dricus.

I CAN'T FUCKING READ SO I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR STORY

>>149316318
>>149316352
the fuck are you boom booms yappin about. keep it down please

its physiognomically measurable

>>149313597

>>149316431
For this post Im gonna give you 5 big booms. Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

pfl starts in 2 hours? how long it last?

>>149316439
Hunnerd percent.

I got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 big booms from them Costco boys (nigga) from them Costco boys (lil bitch) from them Costco boys (on god)

>>149312701

>>149316450

when heem goes full schizo is the best times

when the condor rises

>>149316503
>PFL
>Kevin Lee
damn ive been busy working, thanks for letting me know that's on today

I got Beastlal by hijacking or suicide vest after putting boxcutters on the crew and passengers for 4-5 hours.

>>149316559
nightmare fuel

>>149316581
yeah i glad there is something on tonight but i think its like 4 fights only

>>149316608
Coulda sworn this post was gonna be replying to the condor video.

>>149316360
Cant afford the light bill anymore?

>>149316625
S'tawlf bee...

I could understand gooby being gay, but an outright power bottom is where I draw the line

>>149316581
nah, it's a whole card. I just checked tap, jake hadley is fighting too

>>149316625
They moved to Austin and the podcast is in the loft of Schaub's car storage garage. The lights are locked to the motion detector downstars, so every once in a while they go out and Chang has to walgg downstairs and wave his hand to turn them on again.

>>149316664
meant for >>149316615

>>149316679
Schaub is rich as fuck.

>>149316664

>>149316624
lmao i thought someone posted the picture, i didn't event realize it was a video. does luma still do free renders?

>>149316224
Machida then was washed as fuck

>>149316757

People forget man, Darren Till was putting HANDS on Dricus!!

>>149316822
Till is basically Machida

Oh wow! After a long week of work I get to relax and drink my favorite drink to some of the most supreme elite MMA in the business Im talkin' bout' fuckin' the PFL!!!! holy fuck the remedy for sleep problems have arrived.

>>149316822
I'm Darren Till and Dricus is my penis

DOOFUS DU PUSSY

>>149316780
So is Rob

>>149316822
Wasnt it like 100 strikes to 0 at one point in the fight? I remember laughing when they showed it

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLBRz0th2_B/
>Joe Lopez says Volk’s eye still isn’t right, and rules out Septmber title defence, doesn’t want Yair

apparently volk lost vision in an eye in the diego fight and it came back but its still not right

People forget about the muay thai master class Darren Till put on prime Kelvin Gastelum

>>149316956
he probably has eye worms from eating half cooked meat he smashed with an insect covered brick

>>149317002
lmao

>>149317002
you gotta let your immune system crush some cans every now and then b or you'll end up all AIDSified

>>149317096
agrred harderley hard on on

>>149317002
You can eat meat raw

gamrot

>>149317184
Based parasitemaxxer

>>149316937
Not even close to the same degree. That's USADA Machida that ended up in Bellator precisely one fight later

>>149317184
somehow the gayest post in HEEM right now

>>149316956
No wonder wonk nose ducked this division

>>149316956
I am just glad that Ilia moved up and didn't arrange public execution for Volk. he still has a fight or two in him, Yair and Movshart.

>>149317268
Nah he’d just lost to Luke and Romero, he was in the ufc till 2018
If riddler submits Rob he’ll literally be in the same position

I'm a retard power brawler. You reckon I can make it?

is Aaron Pico mexican? I don't know if I should support him or not

>>149317431
he is "mexican" (mejican)

*Crow sounds*

>>149317431
well are YOU, anon?

>>149317383
Doesn't matter the position he wasn't even close to the same physically

"Shut up, that's not funny." - Luke Thomas

>>149317500
Who, me?

Luke "Shut up, that's not funny" Thomas

>>149317477
You too huh?

"I didn't choose this. America did." -Luke Thomas before garroting 154 innocent Vietnamese

islam is in baku

>>149317688
Pisslam*

>>149317627
oh nvm, thought you made it across for a second bappa.

>>149317852
Mamacita!

Luke "the military reports false casualty numbers and I'll just leave it at that" Thomas

>JDM is too big for Islam

>>149317688
*Slamdaddy

>>149317919
Im more jacked than this what are you talking about?

>>149317919
The daddy loads in JaiDsM’s pozz pouch power him up like super soldier serum

>>149317953
>>149318083

>>149318083
isnt that a heart monitor?

>>149318009
*I jack off more jack russells

I wish I was a jacked dagestani so Jon Jones would suck my hair

>>149318129
Apparently its a pozz pouch.

why couldn't Charles do this to Islam on the ground

>>149317240
"Gamrot" sounds like std gonorrhea on your meng. What a cursed name. Yuck

>>149317420

Yes but don't expect to have a long career. You also need to learn some control and basic techniques, even with a brawling style.

>>149318147
I cant keep up with all the lore here, Im not an no lifer. Who is this. He has good hairs.

>>149318129
It’s filled with purulent Pozzloads from his Fezdaddy and Zatdaddy’s septic spunk that he suckled out of Reddit Robussy’s prolapsed gape

>>149318203
Gamrot sounds like the goat of the sport

Gamrot sounds sexy

>guys, look how fucking UGLY sneed is!! ewww, look at this ugly bastard gross!

Sneed:

>>149318217
Bruh that's the beginning of male pattern baldness

literally nobody has mentioned xneed in this thread

>>149318285
Its been like this my whole life.

>>149318223
I don't think that's true

>>149318255
Same physique tbf

https://youtu.be/40H0CbbCiiI

*does business with Ari*

>>149318255
Change ya DDP, put a bra on, and wash the doberman dick cheese from ya mouth, playa.

sneed 10-8 d the Janny yet again

>>149318338
How predictable you are

>>149318338
KWAB!!!

>>149318383
Bouncing on Tyla’s botched bottom surgery again?

>>149318383

>WE ALL HAD HER, BUT DAN MARRIED HER

>>149318340
I almost hope Charles chins him, I genuinely can't like him for some reason

>>149317919
soft fat around his muscles and fat rolls. bros just eating all day.

>>149318513

>>149318531
Sorry meant for >>149318418

>>149318540
What does this mean?

Miss Piggy looks like shit.

Adriano Martins

Rountree, Fiziev, and Kuniev
lock in those picks chat

>>149318255
SNEED NOOOOO

kek the jannycord is not taking the mention of Sneed very well

>>149318631
Actually funny post, zero chance this was are spammy.

Baku is 777km away from Tehran
It's fucking over.

>>149318631
Xadame BTFO

>>149318658
Xer name is Ms. Tyla.

>>149318631

>Xadame

>>149318734
Zatdaddy’s plump piglet looking primed for a porking

>>149318741
Whos this handsome egg head fella?

>>149318811

Ok well clearly the fags and spammers have taken over, see you guys fight day

>>149318862
Surely things will be better then.

>>149318531
this is from the Dober fight

>>149318862
good observation

You're attacking my fucking family

>>149318364
KKKEEEKKKK he has 2 nose ring piercings

The pig pen is not handling Tyla's weight gain well I'm afraid.

>>149318962
No I dont?

>>149318944
hell yeah
DIE
DIE
DIE FAMILY

quick get your third phone out

>>149318862
It is fight day b

Sneed you'd look good if you lose some weight. How's your pancreas?

bring back Jeff?

>>149318989
Then your nose is rotted from all the cut drugs you sniffed

>>149318998
*takes out my meng*
here you go b, it kinda sucks though you gotta put your mouth real close to the receiver heh heh heh

>>149319052
I already look good and my BMI is healthy. Im swimming 2 miles per day so Ill be getting my body fat % way down. Trump changed regulation and now instead of 5000 dollars my pancreas medicine costs like 100 dollars on Amazon so things are going very well.

>>149319091
>*takes out his meng*
Guess Ill have to grab my microscope for this one

>>149319074
They're called freckles b, come on youre trying way too hard rn

>>149319143
fuck you bro you'll need a megascope

before I heem you this is the last thing you see

>>149318998
*oink oink*

>I already look good

the average mma fan in 2025 is built like this (presumably)

You're so mad dude.

>>149319197
Tyla is much fatter than this

>>149319197
@grok put sneed's head on this body

>average MMA fan

>>149319197
bro is fight fairy

Who is Tyla?

>>149319290
Schaub's son

Who is John Africa?

too close to my name please stop it is very scary to read

Mike Tyson is another "legend" that Schaub would destroy.

>>149319290
The pitbull pozzed Pensacola pedo I’m afraid

>>149319290
Queen of the Pig Pen.

>>149319073
>Dayna needa gibs me another shot!
He was banned for 3 years by the Athletic Commission, not by le ebil dayna. That's why BKFC signed and unsigned him after realizing he was banned from competition.

>>149319392
>>149319392
>>149319392
NEW=====>

terrible thread

>>149318989
>>149319159
>freckles
cope. can see the piercing indentions sadly... how embarrassing... what were you thinking?

>>149319480
those are called blackheads brother