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LAD: Dodgers transferred RHP Roki Sasaki from the 15-day injured list to the 60-day injured list
STL: Cardinals placed C Iván Herrera on the 10-day injured list with a left hamstring strain, recalled INF Thomas Saggese from Triple-A Memphis
NYM: Mets recalled RHP Blade Tidwell from Triple-A Syracuse
TB: Junior Caminero is not in the starting lineup against the Tigers on Friday
BOS: Red Sox activated OF Wilyer Abreu off the 10-day injured list, optioned INF/OF Kristian Campbell to Triple-A Worcester
NYY: Yankees activated RHP Luke Weaver off the 15-day injured list
CWS: Grant Taylor will start Friday’s game for the White Sox against the Blue Jays
SF: Julian McWilliams of CBS Sports reports that Rafael Devers won’t play first base in the upcoming series against the Red Sox

Doyers

jays

I can’t watch with volume what happened to Boyd

What gang is your favorite baseball team?

>>149318066
Gangbanging is bad for you

>>149317955 (OP)
>LAD: Dodgers transferred RHP Roki Sasaki from the 15-day injured list to the 60-day injured list
wow it's almost like he wanted a soft landing so he could transition to the stress of the MLB. but the retard signs with LA who wants him to blow his arm out, the fans boo him, now he's going to need TJ. l m a o

Mets haven't won a game since their degenerate pride night game. lol.

Mariners
>bakespie doesn't care about rowdy

>>149318066
/mlb/ is a crip general

>>149318150
>now he's going to need TJ
He was recommended TJ surgery two years ago. Roki was looking for a team who could help him "work around" his injury, but it's time to reckon with reality. He needs to get it done.

>>149318212
AW BLUD

>>149318150
He gets what he deserves

this is a white man's general can we please cease with baboon topics. thanks.

>>149317955 (OP)
>STL: Cardinals placed C Iván Herrera on the 10-day injured list with a left hamstring strain, recalled INF Thomas Saggese from Triple-A Memphis

>>149318234
>Roki was looking for a team who could help him "work around" his injury
he's even stupid than i thought or his manager translatecucked him into thinking that was something the dodgers cared about. they saw "jap fireballer" and saw dollar signs.

GARVER FUCKS YA

no...NO!!!

dryers

OH MY SCIENCE IS THAT POSEIDON’S TRIDENT

garve'd

>>149318265
silence ‘toid

>>149318371
>t. baboon / wigger

Pressly saw Genesis’s outing last night and vrily said hold my beer [everyone hated that]

>>149318393
back in your corner ‘toid

>cusb pitching
Kek!!!

Yeah I think Pressly doesn’t have it right now, considering this team full of .200 batting literal shitters are teeing off on him

proud of my large son luke raley

>>149318475
That's just Mariners baseball. This game could still end 12-4 Cubs.

My Mets SUCK lmao

cal raleigh needs a full body scan so we can determinate where the roids end and his humanity begins.

Dansby is an auto out

cubbies cursed by quints

>>149317955 (OP)
Yankletics

>>149318066
N

>>149318660
got that dawg in 'im

>>149318617
Hey that’s my picture!

>>149318066
all gangster crips have good taste

NIGGER HORSESHIT!!!!!

that's racist. you're racist.

‘Toid getting in a tizzy

>>149318660
natty

>>149318066
gangs are retarded

walk the FUCK back to the dugout

>>149318756
it belongs to /mlb/ that's how it works

BIG DUMPER AGAIN

>>149318756
it's up for grabs once you post it

>>149318660
Too lean for roids.

DUMP 29
MARINERS LEAD 6-4

fucking cubs cant do anything right
fuck that faggot team

DDDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP NUMBER TWO OF THE GAME FUCK YOU MORE HOMERUNS THAN ANY CATCHER IN HISTORY OF BASEBALL BEFORE THE ALLSTAR BREAK

Why the fuck are you pitching to their one good hitter

PCAbros......

haven't watched enough mariners to realize they carry that trident with them on the road kek

Surprised Cal Raleigh is so good. His dad was a terrible fucking baseball coach.

>random scrub breaking out for a 60 HR pace
Nothing to see here folks, happens all the time

Johnny... Johnny Ben.... Johnny Ben replaced by the big dumper!

>>149319097
it's like 30lbs and has a case it travels in kek. you'll usually see it propped in a corner in their dugout home or away

>>149317955 (OP)
>LAD: Dodgers transferred RHP Roki Sasaki from the 15-day injured list to the 60-day injured list
why did we sign this fraud?

cubbies are comin’ back
‘nuff said.

>>149319244
cubbies ain't shit faggot
fuck that bitch made team

>>149319219
nip bucks

>>149319219
cause he was basically free

>>149319116
Didn't ever want to see Tacoma again. You get coached by his dad or something?

>>149319109
oh shit 29 HRs before the break?

cal raleigh needs to be placed into stasis before his doctors can complete the transfusion

>>149319267
I’m glad I don’t choose to live my life with such negativity. Relax

Cal "Barry Bonds" Raleigh
And the doyers seriously posted that their catcher is the "best in baseball" lmao

SNAGGED

what a catch

ezpz

Everything is going the mariners way this is crazy

>>149317955 (OP)
So you guys think the Mariners will make the playoffs this year? Grateful they got that fat jew off the team.

>>149319357
big dick willie is the best in the NL... o-okay?!?

>>149319427
CHAOSball

ball 5 attaeye Reese!

:)

>>149319427
just..just keep watching...

>>149319357
link?

>>149319429
they'll miss by half a game

>>149319357
Bonds was an MVP for the Pirates, Cal Raleigh is more like Sammy Sosa. A good player that started juicing and then became great out of nowhere

Do roids make your ass fat?

If anyone's juicing it's that faggot Judge

>>149319542
they make your head bigger, like Cal’s big bloated pumpkin head

>>149319542
yes but it takes years and years to get to bootylicious status

The Poodres are miserable pieces of shit and will miss the playoffs.

how often do players get tested for illegal substances?

>>149319584
41% yourself vtroon

>>149319569
lil dumper was fairly gourdlike

>>149319599
Not enough since raleigh is allowed to juice up and run amok

>>149319569
Obsessed.

Cal awakening is probably a good thing for Julio in the long run. Julio is an all star level talent with absolutely shit playe presence. Cal dominating the head lines will give Julip a chance to fix his batting stance without yhe added pressure of being the team's only offensive slugger.

>>149319682
So he's been making that face his entire life?

>>149319546
Obsessed

>doyerpacos still seething
kek

>>149319546
>>149319710
It should count as juicing if your mom eats nothing but HGH while pregnant.

>>149319429
ahem, booba

cmon Dansby shut me up! shut my big mouth up!

no... PLEASE MARINERS NO!!!!

nike limited or replica?

brash pls

Taken. Next.

cmon D0-4nsby! YOU CAN DO IT!

sit the... SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!

I just want Portland to be the Beavers again, but I think the Chihuahuas own the Beavers name logo etc kek. I just know they're going to get some shitty new name though.

Nico Shaw and Reese next inning this Juan is over GG mariners cya tmrw

>>149318150
I genuinely hope he never pitches again. It would be so fucking funny

>>149320017
el paso beavers sounds so much better

>>149320065
Sounds like a real team.

>>149319710
Why does every Yankees player except their pet jigaboo look like this

>>149320017
More creative names exist. I don't think “Beavers” is particularly creative.

>>149320078
Agreed.

we respect the chihuahuas here

>>149319584
Bobby Fastballs did nothing wrong, stop throwing at Tatis and stuff like this wouldn't happen

>>149320082
That sounds like a symptom of demon face syndrome. You're hyperbolizing though, I just disagree.

why are the best games always at the end of the day?

>>149320090
What "creative" ideas do you have, Mr. Artist guy?

da beevs baby da beevs!

>>149320126
Because west coast best coast
Also the ESPN/FOX games are reserved for prime time

lifelong beavers fan here

>>149320116
They all have that same roided ethnically ambiguous look, there’s like a Yankees clone factory pumping out “Juan Soto” and “Aaron Judge” but they’re the same clone model

too bad julio swinged at that shit

>>149320204
Many such cases!

do you think Dave Roberts had another nightmare about Manny Machado

I hoped yesterday was the last day I’d ever have to see Genesis pitch in a cubs uniform

MY FUCKING CATCHERS

Shohei Ohtani is a class act and should be every child’s hero

KWAB
KWAB
KWAB
KWAB

FAGGubs kek!

THAT IS /MY/ SHITTY STINKY BACKUP CATCHER BTW

>>149320133
People who live there tend to be better experts on the culture. I would consult them on the matter.

YOU yes YOU there in the nl west with the shitty catcher YOU need to be calling trader Jerry NOW and OVERYPAYING for mitch garver

Everyone assumed Ohtani was going to the Padres dugout last night to do some "be the bigger man" or whatever thing, but he just went to go talk to his former teammate, Iglesias(you can see he's turned towards him and he's the only one reacting). He probably didn't even say anything related to the HBP. I honestly imagine all he did was walk to the dugout to make people think he was going to say something more cruel, only to look at Jose and say "what's up bro, how you been?" and laugh at the bait and switch.

>>149320325
>the culture
Since you're unaware, this is the baseball culture of Portland. It's either this or the Pickles.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portland_Beavers

>>149320189
You're hyperbolizing though.

>>149320369
I would consult Portlanders on the matter.

cubyalgeriners

>>149319599
they test randomly and inconsistently per team. i imagine the number goes up if a player is having a suspiciously good season compared to other years.

>>149320189
Face blindness is a symptom of autism. You could have it since these guys or any other guys on the Yankees don't look the same at all.

Gape them cubby bears

THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME

gg cubbies. do not expect to play the same team tomorrow lol

CURSED

happy angie and goldy :)

sigh.... gg MARIJUANAS cya tmrw

MWTBG!

>team with terrible pitching
>gets gaped
Cubs need to make some moves.

:)

THEY'RE SINGING
>GO M'S GO!
GO M'S GO!
>HEY CHICAGO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
THE M'S ARE GONNA WIN TODAY
>GO M'S GO!
GO M'S GO!

>>149277777
did cubby bros get too cocky?

>>149320437
First of all that’s ironic since they very much do. And I would say the autist is probably the one who’s apparently going to seethe the rest of the thread over a joke that he thinks he is “hyperbole”, yeah literally how humor works retard. Next write an essay about how nonsensical my claim is in light of recent evidence. Dumbass

>>149320501
they lost a game using literally the two lowest leverage pitchers on the roster, one of which will be dfa'd tomorrow. they're 15 games above .500 on june 20th. sit the fuck down kid

New York Yankees activated RHP Luke Weaver from the 15-day injured list.

>>149320488
DUDE!

>>149320548
Shaw does need to get his head out of his ass though Cam Smith is looking mad ripe yo

>>149320537
They don't look the same at all.

So now that the cubs are confirmed bald frauds who should they trade at the deadline? Swanson? Tucker? That cursed ginger is pretty good they could get a few prospects for him.

I tweeted the GPS coordinates of T-Mobile Park to the Iranian Revolutionary Guard

>>149320558
homie just looks like a yankees pitcher

>>149320548
>one of which will be dfa'd tomorrow
Good, they need to make these types of moves.

Why they take out Boyd???

If cal is juicing he's the most stable juicer of all time, he's like an ascetic monk he's so emotionless and level-headed.

you guys think he was juicing in college too?

>>149320576
tyfys

Fuck the cubs kek

>>149320574
I’m sorry that you’re retarded but they do, down to the same exact facial expression like it’s genetically coded. The problem is, because you’re retarded, you think we’re having a rigorous scientific debate about whether they’re literal clones rather than me obviously joking and bantering because they look similar. Cry the rest of the thread about an off-handed joke retard, you’re a credit to the community

>>149320576
God I hope I'm there when the bomb hits.

>>149320369
They could do Portland Mavericks, like the minor league team Kurt Russell's dad owned.

HOLY FUCKK someone give me a (You) please

no

>>149320437
>same glasses
>same haircut
>color swapped clothes
>similar facial structure
if you color matched their skin tones and judge grew his hair out a bit....

You have to earn your (You)s you lazy piece of shit.

If you’re reckie and you know it gape your ass *clap clap*

No (You)s for you ‘toid

>>149320643
They don't look the same at all.

>>149319469
great job pete rose

>>149320730
Cry more, you’ve been the faceblind autist all along.

>>149320695
>>149320730

share some runs with us

>>149320743
>>149320695

>>149320655
You're a pussy

>>149320679
hi

>>149320738
>>149320730

who is worse... big titty doyer goblina posters (Me) or literally no ass mest bug posters?

>ha ha the m's catcher has an unnaturally fat ass ha ha
>ha ha the m's catcher is hitting an unnatural number of home runs ha ha
>ha ha he's definitely not injecting hgh into his buttcheeks fortnightly ha ha
i swear none of you were alive for the roid era. shit's so easy to spot

>>149320802
The Mets bug spammer is the worst poster in the genny bar none. Just my opinion

My stupid shitty stinky Royals

>>149319469
are you the philliesfag? congrats. you owe the genny pizza.

>>149320828
Bau bau

Korean spammer

I'm hearing rumors that the Dodgers/Padres umpire Marvin Hudson denied Yamamoto's immaculate inning calling a clear down the middle strike a ball for racial reasons

Dennis Lin covering the Padres at the Athletic reports from an unnamed source:
>"no bat-soup wu-flu chinaman will be immaculate on my watch"
will Rob Manfred step in and do something about this?

A shame the Ohtani who enjoys himself in the chaos will be gone for all the other Dodgers games this year since none of the other teams are willing to bring it out of him

>>149320819
Hes injecting my semen into his ass, that's why its so big ha ha

>>149320819
The roid era was based I support more players cheating with drugs like Cal Raleigh is doing this year

Judge doesn't roid

how often are players tested for peds?

>>149320369
Pickles are Reddit though. Every time I see something about them it makes me cringe.

>>149320868
The entire PNW is Reddit

>>149320858
if he did, it still wouldn't stop the stankees from sucking

Judge gets roids delivered by dialysis.

>>149320490
Kek!

>>149320878
Judge doesn't roid.

>>149320842
seriously though, i'm sure it just felt too weird to call a 9th strike in a row. it's like flipping a coin and it landing heads 9 times in a row. you question what you're seeing.

>>149320490
mother FUCKer!!

Mariners mentioned on the national pregame show.

I just woke up. I gotta stop sleeping at 5-6 am lol

>>149320858
which is a shame, think he could challenge the barry number. shohei "warning track" ohtranny as well

Aaron Roidtard

Hey guys, Judge doesn't roid.

>>149320922
>Bryan "Chinese, not Korean" Woo

>>149320867
rarely. roid positives are bad for business, so they don't actually want to catch anyone. they just make an example out of a dominican every year to keep people honest

>>149320922
i am not straight enough to feel comfortable wearing that shirt desu

As a cubs fan I'm so sorry

>>149320967
>they just make an example out of a dominican every year to keep people honest
this year is was a venezuelan and a curacaoan

>>149320922
What a fucking faggot sheesh lol. Hope he dies!

>>149320957
Ben Shapiro lookin ass

Chadres gonna sweep the Royals this weekend

>>149321008
+1

>>149321009
he has abbys eyebrows

Give them Cursedy Bears a chance!

>>149321029
But not her milkers? Dropped.

>>149321012
go back to sleep please, i'm already tired of your posts

>Jon Heyman says it's okay to retaliate against Tatis Jr, but if you're going to do it to doyers player, don't hit Ohtani San, that's not fair!!
>https://x.com/JonHeyman/status/1936176474735902726?t=7kXhXpkaSbNo-d9sgRL3vg&s=19

Keep throating that Dodger cock good, Heyman. They love a good slobber~

Do the cursedy bear plap!

>>149320867
if they are signed with dodgers, never

>>149321012
*sigh*

Desu if the Cubes are cursed I’ll take that curse for my team they have one of the best records in baybaw

>>149321079
>he's special
embarassing lol. if he's so special why not just call every one of his ABs a home run so he doesn't have to swing and accidentally tear an oblique and is out for a month

>>149321132
Careful… that way lies madness

>>149320189
SHUT IT DOWN THEY KNOW DON'T TELL EM ABOUT MATT BLAKE'S SECRET LAB UNDERNEATH PORT AUTHORITY

>>149321144
The eternal midwit seethes at the idea that exceptional people should be treated differently
>B-but we’re all equal in God’s eyes!!

>>149321181
He’s just another hitter

>>149321167
It’s too late. You pumped out too many Mandalorian phenotypes. We know

>>149321181
>exceptional people should be treated differently
Not in a competition of sporting ability. Did Usain Bolt start 50m ahead of everybody when he would race because he was exceptional?

For me it’s the best power hitter in baseball, the Seattle Mariners’ Cal Raleigh

>>149321225
Nobody is saying Ohtani should be hitting off a tee, the conversation is about intentionally hurting someone. If you’re going to do it, it’s fair to suggest it shouldn’t be the face of the sport and potential GOAT

>>149321144
>HE ALLOWS US TO DREAM

>>149321241
>it’s fair to suggest it shouldn’t be the face of the sport and potential GOAT
This is where we disagree. You think nobody ever fouled on Lebron? Nobody ever sacked Brady? That just isn't how it works.

>>149321167
>>149321208
Our pitchers seriously all have that npc white guy look with just varying ages.

Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD today?

>>149321272
You just described 75% of Yankees pitchers over the past 100 years.

>>149321271
The point of the Padres intentionally hitting a Dodger was to get back for Tatis, the point is that going after Ohtani isn’t an eye for an eye, it’s dropping a nuke in response to a grenade. A player like Ohtani elevates the sport for everyone, you don’t want to fuck him up just to make a point. You can hit Spic #7462282 and send the same message

>>149320929
Do you have a job? its 3pm

>>149321241
>>149321316
Retarded fundiebabble, looks like Swede got that VPN already.

>>149321308
This is racist.

All the black guys either get demoted (Devin Williams) or DFA’d (Yerry De Los Santos).

>>149321316
Tatis or Machado are the "stars" of that team, it is the definition of an eye for an eye to hit the star of the Dodgers.

>>149321344
Ohtani is Michael Jordan, nobody cares about Tatis. Be serious

>>149321325
I also just woke up

>>149321353
Thats why I put "star" in quotes. You hit a teams top guy, your top guy is gonna get hit. Simple as.

>>149320929
WAKE UP!!!

>>149321144
why do i keep seeing these fags posted here. sports fans are so fucking dumb, but they're especially bad on twitter. stop posting their interactions

>>149321354
He was such a good manager too.

>>149321354
vaxxed?

>>149321354
he is 7000 years old, this is a surprise to exactly 0 people and anglels fans are likely rejoicing. i wish him the best in this next stage of life.

>>149321356
D
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>>149321354
I didn’t even know he was sick

>>149321340
>Yerry De Los Santos
is this the spanish translation of jerry seinfeld

>>149321354
fug is he going to die?

>>149321354
damn, he had that classic baseball look. hopefully he bounces back

>>149321354
rip wash

>>149321208
>>149321272
>>149321340
>>149321308
Someone here once said that all our White pitchers look like meth dealers and for a team that prides itself on cleanliness and tradition, it's one of the best things we have going for ourselves in terms of aesthetics.

>>149321301
It's the Philthies so.

Ey im dying out ova here!

Marakovits is showing cleavage!!!

>>149321354
Alcohol is bad for you

>>149321354
hoping it's nothing serious

>>149321432
>for a team that prides itself on cleanliness and tradition
you guys sign dudes who look like they're on parole for multiple felonies, stick them in a durag and call them cleaned up lmao

>>149321467
roxy perez is my wife btw

>>149321432
>>149321478

Hoping we hit Hosmer with a pitch tonight

>>149318066
>exactly one gang wears the dodger hat

riiiiiiiiiiiight

>>149321354
he looks like he has an applehaul problem

>>149321432
I said that about that one reliever who wears his hat real low looking like a white drug dealer. But that’s just me, an ex New Yorker who used to buy a lot of drugs :)

>>149321503
You wear the wrong hat on the wrong piece of sidewalk and somebody shoots you.

>>149321526
so to maximize my chances of wearing the right hat, I should get a georgetown hoyas hat

riiiiiiiiight

>>149321526
People dont colorbang anymore. This isn’t the attitude 90s

>>149321554
No, the right hat is no hat. You wear a Hoyas hat if you want the most amount of people to dislike you.

>>149318066
I like that there's gangs that wear the chief wahoo cap. can you even buy authentic ones anymore?

>>149321571
anon I'm just making fun of the unlikely number of gangs associated with each hat

>>149321478
>>149321497
I should've said "prided", but I had a brainfart. The showing tattoo ban wasn't going to be sustainable these days anyway.
>>149321508
>used to
Good job on getting clean.

>>149321354
fug

>>149321610
>used to

>>149320634
no...NO!!!

>>149321599
no now they have this shit

how many ks will he get tonight?

>>149321624
>>149321659
Kek.

>>149321710
That 7-9 my god...

>>149321565
Yay! Mariners! :)

>>149321354
Man I was just starting to turn around on him. I hope he's okay.

I don’t do real drugs anymore but if the Mets don’t win tonight I will kys myself with fentanyl and meth speedballs :)

LETS GO PHILS FUCK THE METS!!!!

>>149321793
schwarber's been cold man, that hit's gonna kill your parlay

>>149321793
>Schwarber or Castellanos go 0/4

FUCK THE POODRES

Betfags have ruined sports

>>149321764
It's a good day!

my phillies :)

>>149321819
I felt dumb realizing sports betting only became legal a few years ago. One day I just realized I'd been seeing a ton of betting commercials and was confused. I thought it was always legal I'd always hear about people having money on a game or whatever.

>>149320303
seems fake, Abe Lincoln died before the Cubs started

Ms. Met is built to take BPC (Big Phanatic Cock)

>>149321857
proof?

>>149321793
Gambling is bad for you

>>149321867
Abe died in 1865, Cubs started in 1870

apple tv so fucking gay. too many women and minorities on the screen

>>149321793
20 dollas for 390?? shiiiiet breh ill take that any dey!!! fuck da stats gnom sayin?

>>149321793
good goy

>>149321893
>died without seeing cubbie baseball
F to a real one

>>149321780
if the Mets stink it up again tonight Ill just play vidya, I get too emotionally invested in this damn team.

>>149321793
Odds should be higher for all that.

>>149321893
There’s literally zero proof of this

>>149321793
>the bet is so bad they willing to give you 50% of your money back if you lose
KEK

>>149321793
>over .5 HR for Castellanos
Did someone die?

>>149320303
kek I saw this on reddit I knew someone was gonna post it here

>>149319599
every player gets tested at spring training and randomly once a season

>>149321893
sources????

jesus i thought it was a meme but apple tv broadcasts are fucking terrible

>>149321925
anon...turn on CNN

>>149321893
baseball was first played in 1845 when abe was still alive

Kyle Schwarber's wife has some fat titties if you get my drift

>>149321661
that's gangsta tho

Jac Caglianone is the start of something. I can feel it

>>149321971
he's a lucky man

>>149321971
Now here’s something we can all agree on

>>149321962
cessna? terrible accident on a tuesday morning

>>149321976
FUCK THAT SHIT NIGGA WE WAHOO INGLEWOOD FAMILY BLOODS NIGGA IFB FUCK AROUND NIGGA FUCK THAT PINK SHIT CK MOB BIG SHOUTOUT MY NIGGA CHIEF WAHOO

>>149322017
ITS THE THUGGISH BOOOOONNNEEEE

>>149321957
no way

put your favorite announcer team on those same appletv broadcasts and you'd notice how fucking great the rest of it is

>>149321999
yeah probably some farmer or something flying too low pilot was probably talking on a cell phone

>>149321982
>faglianone

>>149322026
keep eating the slop, retard

bally employee in the chat

gay mets going for 0-7 today

>>149322026
I like it for the cameras and radio option but I don’t like it when they show the other team celebrating when they gape my team which they have to do coz it’s national

>>149322048
Homophobia is not an argument.

>Dave Roberts has been suspended one game by Major League Baseball for his part last night’s Dodgers-Padres fracas. He will serve it tonight.

Good to see MLB taking action against these thugs.

>>149322026
I unfortunately mostly agree. Throw on your teams radio broadcast and it's pretty great. They use the best cameras and the games are typically shot and presented very well.

>>149322026
national broadcasts are fucking cancer

>>149321982
More like Shat Gaglianone lolol

im having big whitoid cock withdrawals

>>149322026
I do that all the time, it's still not better than SNY and Howie doesn't do road trips. He might be at citizens bank thoughever since it's so close to New York.

>>149322076
>tie breaker division series
ill be tuning in

>>149321807
he shows up for big games

>>149322098
Coprophobia is not an argument.

>>149322091
thugtani.png

>>149322091
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Based ‘Kees

DAVE ROBERTS SUSPENDED AND FINED 1 GAME

MIKE SHILDT SUSPENDED AND FINED 1 GAME

ROBERT SUAREZ SUSPENDED 3 GAMES FOR HITTING SHOHEI OHTANI

>>149322134
The nerve of the stinky beaner to appeal

BWCkees

god when will baseball and other american sports start broadcasting in 4k
f1tv has spoiled me for all other sports media

it’s time for Yankees baseball

>>149322154
Ill gladly watch a ballgame in 720p if it means not having liberty media in charge of things.

>>149322149
>If you appeal a suspension you can simply play while they re-evaluate

goodbye god quad

>>149322186
BWCubkees

What game am i watching tonight after the White Sox fall behind 7-0 after 3 innings.

>>149322151
poodres have no shame.

>>149322186
i don't even know what this shit means but i know the good spot is the opposite of where my team is

>>149322219
you have to have an IQ of at least 85 to post here

doyerpaco will never stop seething kek

>>149322186
The angels being near .500 is hilarious to me

>>149322219

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_score
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_statistics

haven't been watching baseball or posting here all season
did i miss anything good

>>149322186
back in the fraudtangle

>>149322186
I called it god quadrant once and didn't know you'd already been calling it god quad

>>149322265

you're just cool and correct 8-)

jack little bros...

>>149322255
how can you be a fraud if you’re in the worst quadrant?

Metsineriants lets go

>>149322249
The Royals have a new superstar named Jac Caglianone who many believe may be the next Shohei Ohtani

Bocas del Toro in absolute fucking shambles right now. They just won a national baseball title not too long ago and these protesting cunts went to vandalize their stadium. I'm so glad the new social security law broke them. They lost their jobs forever.

stomp a mets fan in the nuts
stomp him twice

>>149322282
I’m tired boss

>>149322291
>Mouths of the Bull
kek cool name

>>149322297
rude

>>149321325
Yeah, off today, ima call out tomorrow despite just checking I have 1.17 PTO lmao hate when they automatically use my PTO when I request days off. I wonder what the lineup gonna look like with Shildt suspended.....

>>149321927
It’s my OC. Tf you talking about?

Softball is on bros.

>>149322297
>Jewish atheist son of wealthy parents
>culinary school fag
>made a show about eating pigs anus and how you’re an ignorant American if you don’t eat the bugs
>pays the man his gf was cucking him with $350K to keep quiet
>still kills himself over it
KWAB

>>149322297
Fuck my boricua ass

Mets need to renounce the gays to get back on track

LET'S
GO
METS

>>149322410
cute bugget

>>149322154
4k is overrated

>>149322407
>bugposter saves the thumbnail

umpball on the first at bat lmao how do you not hear him foul that off

>>149322410
Old Wide Eye

KWAB

>>149322421
it's the bare minimum of acceptability

The Texas Rangers are playing the Pittsburgh Pirates right now.

>>149322423
yea i messed that one up
LGM

Do you guys ever watch games simultaneously? I'll be watching both the Dodgers and Royals tonight

>>149322452
No, they're not.

>>149322442
fuck did he expect?

>>149322461
FUCK YOU

I think the Mets STINK

Are you kiddin me? I tried to throw a fuckin fastball?

"uhhh my pussy hurt" - ‘toids

Mets will need about a 17 run cushion for tidwell so lets keep the line moving

wtf wheeler

I'm not mad because it was Yankees legend Gary Sanchez.

lolmest

just woke up

trea has gotten a lot better at turning the double play

The Bandits have some large asses on their roster. Is that why they're so good?

>>149322592
blaze-chads....

I’m ready for my chop

>RISPMest
kek

>>149322588
took long enough

you're laughing. mets kid did a boom boom uh oh in his diaper and you're laughing

>>149322611
lol I'm now surprised when they actually get the double play

>Roberts gets suspended
>They put Conforto, Rojas and Kike in the lineup and Kim is immediately gone

The Mesting never ends. Barves about to pull a 1914 miracle to be first place again.

Mariner ass city connects in Philly tn

>>149322645
I still hate them. I wish they would've just gone with a black uniform with red as the letters ffs, instead they went full retard

>>149322282
even though the jints should normally have a good shot at winning every series for the next 2 weeks, the offense continues not to inspire confidence

we ask for your patience

>>149322592
>large asses
they're on steroids

1,2,3llies

>>149322670
they should share with my blaze because these girls are not very good

Aaron Genius

Jazz Genius

CPB outfield looks rekt... the concert during baseball season meme has gotta end.

>>149322729
he probably thinks jazz is white people music!

>>149322703
that's a nice tush

If the Yankees want to win this game then Anthony "the next Derek Jeter" Volpe is going to have to wake the fuck up

>>149322729
>if he anime
at what point are you not just making tranny fantasy porn?

obsessed

>Tatis Jr has no structural damage, just general soreness
>He will play the Royals tonight
Good. Hopefully both teams can move on.

Dominguez!

>>149322775
I mean its good that his hand is ok but making him play the royals by himself seems risky.

Fat blaze pitcher makes an error then laughs it off like her team is 1 and fucking 7.

New ballgame in NY.

The Turnbull experiment is a failure

>>149322407
literally no pixels or ass.

i need a kiss

>>149322592
Were the Mets good when they had the same?

>>149322775
Hopefully that HBP didn't break him and turned him back to his former self of hitting Dingers. Bro been slumping every since Mitch Keller plunked him in his arm, not very good.

>>149322775
the candle worked bros

>>149322782
lel

>>149322805
Hey babe. What’s for dinner tonight?

That's a Roc Riggio RBI.

>>149322815
lol

>Be Philthies
>Cant hit off a retarded MEST pitcher with over 14 ERA

>>149322837
you do know how ERA is calculated right?

Lombard goes back to back.

Surely someone wants these prospects for a 3B bat and a SP?

Well this game is over

>>149322837
I do find it hilarious they legit kept the entire coaching staff when they needed to be axed two seasons ago. This rate I think they have dirt on the owner or Dombrowski that will get them into legal trouble if they got canned.

>>149322775
good thing we all laid out the candles, Machado was waiting outside my door if it came back negative

Tampa Bay Detroit should also be a sneaky good game. Should start in around 5

>Tony La rusa applauded Mike Shildt actions

White Sox Padres alliance is here to stay.

>>149322863
I don't know how long the softball season is, but if the blaze finish below 10 wins, every player should be forced to have sex with me

Patkees are hitting for the cycle. I didn't know that NH was this bad…

>>149322853
Doesn't excuse the fact the multimillion dollar payroll cant' even bunt off this retard. Also fun fact think the Phillies deadcap is worst than the Mets haha

>>149322894
Sounds like FAGGets cope. Win games.

>the mests got swept by these barves
kek wheeze rofl lmao

>>149322855
Can he play LF? We could give you Cease and Croney. Hell, Arraez or Waldron if you like knuckleballers.

Two left on in Philidelphia as we enter the 3rd, 0-0

Damn Kemp struck out of me saying the usual. Eh fuck it gonna do it anyway
>Be Philthies
>RISP (spiritually)

Wells gets on.

>>149322915
Babe, what’s for dinner?

>>149322883
It's 22 games. There is a very real chance they do finish with less than 10 wins. Maybe they can draft some fucking pitchers next season

>>149322908
The Philthies and MEST are both FAGGET teams tho anon. Gotta be more specific. Guess in this case the MEST are the top in this FAGGET series.

>>149322908
>everyone is a mets fan
whatever keeps you seething I guess

this is bigger than baseball.

my gay faggot berds need to score some runs

>>149322961
none of that money will ever go to "immigrant families"

Baseball must take action against hate, starting from the top players

>>149322915
The Padres are at least going to the NLDS again. I doubt they'd trade their top contributors.

>>149322961
Solid use of money

Where

>>149322956
It's pride night in Toronto, so they're taking one up the ass

>>149322978
wtf i love shohei now

Can I get uhh..?

>>149322961
>$1M
>1/680,000,000 of ohtani's deferred money
>0.00000000147 of ohtani's deferred money

Los Angeles Deportiedoos kek

>>149322994
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i got yer /nu/ right here *unzips dick*

>pope's team in town
>pride night
we were playing with fire, boys
got burnt

Joey Wheeler plays for Philly? YUGI

>>149322961
That's nowhere near enough money desu. 1 million is nothing to the Dodgers.

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how the fuck is this allowed?!

>>149322961
Giants fan just coming in peace to say thank you for doing this. The more we stand up to issues together, the stronger we are.

>>149322987
Well it's not the pitching is a issue minus King being on IL, it's the lack of depth we have in our middle lineup. 5-9 holes are automatic outs. We could trade Cease for good prospects and still be in a wildcard hunt. We have plenty of bullpen reliever, Kolek and Ryan Berget has proven themselves as good starters, We are literally lacking power. It's just all weak singles and next thing you know, RISP.

>>149323104
why do I always fall for this shit

>>149323111
Because I allow it

>>149323132
I doubt that they would trade their best players.

I'm on 15M timeout so someone bake

It's another spectacular evening in San Diego for
>Poodres
BAU BAU

would you faggots bake a new
I couldn't find the thread

>>149323175
now I'm not going to until you leave

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nu

>>149322592
Why did /mlb/ have to be blaze fans?

>>149323119
nice gesture, but since it says "direct financial assistance" I want to know how that money is intended to change much. the dads of 1000 kids get shipped out, and the dodgers cut each kid a $1000 check?