So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame clouds, we can blame the humidity, we can blame climate change, we can blame Copacabana, we can blame the favelas, we can blame the Conference League, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination, skin color, you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Maresca and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed RIGHT FUCKING NOW. Otherwise, I'm not very optimistic about our chances in this mickey mouse cup. Not playing like this. What do you think, /chug/? Maresca #IN or #OUT?

>Some helpful links to numb the pain

https://www.dailymail.co.uk
https://www.thesun.co.uk
https://jlingzofficial.com/
https://www.nhs.uk/mental-health/feelings-symptoms-behaviours/behaviours/help-for-suicidal-thoughts/

Might need to stop sucking off ticket holders to watch the games lad.
Nah, who am i kidding.

guys

>billions of dollars worth of players only to get BTFO'd by some rio de janerio favelados

What a hilarious match

is this that russian thread?

Brazil invented football, not the EnglishitKEKS

that was boring and uninspired as fuck. Maresca OUT

can another bilion fix this?

lol

Trust the process or something

oh no, eurobros... I must say it...
I... WILL SAY IT!
IT'S OVER.

>chelsea mistook flamengo for a mexican team last week

>https://x.com/ChelseaFC/status/1936152260813504809
>comments
lmao

Shit is rigged. This is all to make people believe there is some parity in this fake competition

>>149318841
how do I read twitter comments without an account

>>149318709
>191
What's the logic behind that? It is basically the amount of City, Arsenal and Liverpool contracts combined.

>>149318925
literally combined the contract durations for all players in their first team, mostly due to the amount of transfers they've made in the past 2 years and the fact that they've been giving 6+ year contracts to the younger ones

>>149318877
try this web : nitter.space

https://nitter.space/ChelseaFC/status/1936152260813504809#m

is chelsea like actually considered a good club on england? or is it just like a mid-table team/team between mid and top?

chelsea were completely dominated
their only goal was due to a silly defensive mistake
even though flamengo is the first in the league right now the team is still very shaky and i say this as a flamenguista
chelsea wouldn't stand a chance in the brasileirao honestly even with their billions invested which is kinda of hilarious

>>149318925
American owner trying to contract players like the Baseball team he owns.

UEFA elite wouldn't be able to qualify to the knockout stage of the carioca state championship

>>149319068
fucking kek

>>149319100
this is the worst chelsea since pangea

>>149318205 (OP)
>/chug/
more like CHUD, amiright fellas?

>>149319156
IMAGINE if Voltaço was playing this CWC

Chelsea in the Brazilian League would probably be fighting against relegation the whole year.

Eventually, in a good year, they could maybe finish in mid-table, with some luck.

fifa underestimated how many flamengo fans there were

>>149318618
He's playing in a warm environment
Can't blame him

>>149318841
>https://x.com/_FlaDaDepressao/status/1936152817057792306

>>149319576
also
MARESCA OUT
that fraud need to leave asap

>>149319156
Chelsea would be relegated in brasileirao

>>149318618
He's probably thinking
>We don't care