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Anonymous Ukraine No.149320836 >>149320871 >>149321014 >>149321019 >>149321171 >>149321237 >>149321815 >>149322665
Los Angeles FC vs Esperance FIFA CWC match thread
Kick-off in 25 minutes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149320857
HOYYYYYYYPE
Anonymous Brazil No.149320871
>>149320836 (OP)
https://youtu.be/CpGtBnVZLSk
Anonymous Argentina No.149320892 >>149321186 >>149321264
alright who are the good guys, qrd on each, etc.
Anonymous Ukraine No.149320992 >>149321219
Why are you so lazy, Giroud bros? I have to make the thread myself just to post a couple more webms before bed
Anonymous Morocco No.149321014 >>149321033
>>149320836 (OP)
It's 0-0 slurper innit?
Anonymous Jamaica No.149321019 >>149321408 >>149321512
>>149320836 (OP)
What does the premium experience entail?
Anonymous Ukraine No.149321033
>>149321014
It depends on whether the clouds show up
Anonymous Sweden No.149321067
Holy slurp, just get the sudaca stomp game going already.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149321084 >>149321182
Nice attendance Amerifats.
Anonymous Ukraine No.149321131
Anonymous Canada No.149321136
Hell yeah
*heems an angeleno*
Anonymous Ireland No.149321148 >>149321185
Crystal Palace would smash these shitters
Anonymous Ukraine No.149321171 >>149321216 >>149321529
>>149320836 (OP)
She's here.
Anonymous United States No.149321182
>>149321084
only browns care about sawker here u yuropoor jeet
Anonymous Canada No.149321185
>>149321148
Bro.....Crystal Palace burned down bro.....sorry
Anonymous Romania No.149321186
>>149320892
american'ts are always the bad guys
Anonymous United States No.149321216 >>149321279 >>149321529
>>149321171
why is nicole kidman there exactly. does she own an australian team or something
Anonymous France No.149321219
>>149320992
This is what a gigachad looks like: handsome, fit, humble, generous, friendly...
Anonymous Brazil No.149321224 >>149321243
I think will be a good match
Anonymous Brazil No.149321237 >>149321259 >>149321273 >>149321287 >>149321293 >>149321516 >>149322906
>>149320836 (OP)
Does anyone even care about that slop kek? Both of those shitter are getting eliminated.
Anonymous Morocco No.149321243 >>149321255 >>149321265 >>149321303
>>149321224
no, tunisian teams are beyond horrible, you can safely skip this match
Anonymous Tunisia No.149321250 >>149322585
Root for us boyyz to defeat the enemy of Allah
Anonymous Tunisia No.149321255 >>149323162
>>149321243
no we are winning
Anonymous United States No.149321259
>>149321237
I'm just killing time till baseball comes on
Anonymous United States No.149321264 >>149321319
>>149320892
LAFC used to be Chivas USA, the MLS branch of the Mexican team of the same name. It was bought by some Hollywood idiots and the name was changed but the fans are still the same Mexicans. They mostly like the team because they can wear black, the same reason they support the Raiders NFL team. Hope this helps!
Anonymous Brazil No.149321265 >>149321286 >>149321310 >>149321315
>>149321243
>tunisia
Is that a country? is it in africa? never heard of that shithole
Anonymous Brazil No.149321273 >>149321324
>>149321237
I'm just here for the eventual slag posting, the big match will be the next one anyways
Anonymous Ukraine No.149321279 >>149321319
>>149321216
The stadium is empty, maybe she's a Giroud fan or LAFC
Anonymous Morocco No.149321286
>>149321265
Tunisia (separatist part of Algeria (seperatist part of Morocco))
Anonymous United States No.149321287
>>149321237
I'm counting the weather delays so I have to watch. This looks sunny for now though.
Anonymous Canada No.149321293 >>149321323
>>149321237
I care because I'm not a cynical asshole like you are. Yah, sometimes I cry. But its only because I actually care, unlike you.
Anonymous Austria No.149321303
>>149321243
says the moroccan
Anonymous Tunisia No.149321310
>>149321265
yeah africa was named after tunisia actually
also we are carthage
Anonymous France No.149321315
>>149321265
you live in brasil
Anonymous United States No.149321319
>>149321279
>that webm
kek, well this >>149321264 was accurate huh
Anonymous United States No.149321323
>>149321293
>sometimes I cry.
faggot
Anonymous Ukraine No.149321324 >>149321337 >>149321362
>>149321273
> 4 am
Anonymous United States No.149321337 >>149321544
>>149321324
not like you have anything better to do
Anonymous Canada No.149321338
LA burning down would have been a present for the fans
Anonymous Brazil No.149321362 >>149321544
>>149321324
You can totally powersleep through this match and wake up just in time for the big thing
Anonymous Canada No.149321383 >>149321440 >>149321445
Looks like a lot of ukrainian supporters in the crowd
Anonymous Hungary No.149321408 >>149321512
>>149321019
>What does the premium experience entail?
You get to experience premium lightning breaks.
Anonymous Tunisia No.149321420
imagine
Anonymous Canada No.149321425
That was close
Anonymous United States No.149321440
>>149321383
Heh... thats just the empty seats
Anonymous Canada No.149321445
>>149321383
kek
Anonymous Brazil No.149321466
Esperance has a nice crowd
Anonymous United States No.149321500
the Boca vs bayern thread better be more active than this one
Anonymous Ukraine No.149321512 >>149321548
>>149321019
>>149321408
premium slurper
Anonymous Australia No.149321514
good morning bros
>Chelsea got heemed by another team of BR bulls
lol
also, it's hilarious to think that a wogball "club world cup" would have more American clubs competing than English ones
Anonymous Argentina No.149321516
>>149321237
I do, I'll slurp every drop of semen lord Infantino drops on me.
Anonymous Hungary No.149321529 >>149321849
>>149321171
>>149321216
Where is Nicole Kidmana and why does nobody afraid of that fucking blond Predator in drag?
Anonymous Sweden No.149321532 >>149321552 >>149321563
why are they called lafc and not lasc? are americans retarded?
Anonymous Ukraine No.149321544 >>149321595 >>149321602
>>149321337
> have anything better to do
sleep
>>149321362
High chance Bayern will be a 0-0 / 0-1 slurper.
Anonymous Brazil No.149321548 >>149321576
>>149321512
it would be cool if you could choose the aerial cam at all times
Anonymous United States No.149321552
>>149321532
This is discussed in every fucking thread related to MLS. You should know by now.
Anonymous Australia No.149321563
>>149321532
they know the only people that care about the sport are the wankers who insist on calling it "football" -- and wogs
t. same story in australia
Anonymous Canada No.149321576
>>149321548
Truly.
Anonymous United States No.149321595 >>149321614 >>149321631
>>149321544
You should be dying in a trench instead of watching kickyball matches
Anonymous Canada No.149321597 >>149321611
business idea: 200 pound minimum player weight
Anonymous Brazil No.149321602 >>149321633 >>149321647 >>149321653
>>149321544
Then go to sleep.
If there is a lesson that I've learned over the last few years is that no matter how good a match is, having a full night of sleep is always better
Anonymous France No.149321611 >>149321630
>>149321597
you have american football aka nigcollide for that
Anonymous Romania No.149321614 >>149321630 >>149321674
>>149321595
shouldn't you be too busy being fat and getting shot?
Anonymous United States No.149321623 >>149321655 >>149321678
So is there any real chance for LA to advance or are they just fucked?
Anonymous Australia No.149321630 >>149321665
>>149321611
>>149321614
hey bro, I think somebody pissed on your flag
Anonymous Sweden No.149321631
>>149321595
dont you have a nation in the middle east to die for?
Anonymous Ukraine No.149321633
>>149321602
> having a full night of sleep is always better
based
Anonymous Canada No.149321647
>>149321602
based lazy bro
im planning a super snooze tonight
Anonymous France No.149321651
emptiest stadium so far?
Anonymous Australia No.149321653 >>149321728
>>149321602
idk bro
you ever dropped acid and edged to tranny porn for 6 hours straight (pardon the pun)?
Anonymous United States No.149321655
>>149321623
They would gave to beat both Tunis and Flamengo. That isn't happening
Anonymous Canada No.149321665
>>149321630
kek sharp eye
Anonymous Ukraine No.149321674 >>149321695 >>149321696
>>149321614
That's my personal hater, leave him alone
Anonymous Argentina No.149321678
>>149321623
they have to win this and then against flamengo they can tie if chelsea loses or must win if they tie, if chelsea wins it's up to GD so they are most likely fucked
Anonymous Canada No.149321695
>>149321674
polyamory
Anonymous Romania No.149321696 >>149321741
>>149321674
Not just yours. He's a retarded amerifat that always posts shit like that.
Anonymous Hungary No.149321703
>H O W E V E R
Anonymous Tunisia No.149321704
we might win
and force a tie with that blue team
Anonymous France No.149321709
>tunis is sponsored by danone
how quaint (soulful as the children say)
Anonymous Mexico No.149321715
Orside again
Anonymous United States No.149321728
>>149321653
>you ever dropped acid and edged to tranny porn for 6 hours straight (pardon the pun)?
that sounds intense
Anonymous South Korea No.149321733
Anonymous Canada No.149321735
based off-side inspector
Anonymous Ukraine No.149321741
>>149321696
Maybe one day I won’t be lazy and finally compile everything. I’ve seen that reply like a hundred times already.
Anonymous France No.149321743
>you can't be offside. just don't be offside
brilliant commentary
Anonymous Canada No.149321757
why are tunis fans waving a jamaica flag
Anonymous Ukraine No.149321760
Anonymous Tunisia No.149321761
why is our brazilian not dribbling and scoring?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149321766 >>149321785 >>149321811
MOMMY SAYS YOU HAVE TO GO DRINK WATER NOW TIMMY
Anonymous Brazil No.149321767
> H O W E V E R

HOLY SHIT MAN CAN WE SCORE A GOAL WITHOUT OFF SIDE DICK SUCKING????
Anonymous Brazil No.149321779
el VAR sinso
Anonymous Brazil No.149321785
>>149321766
Yes ma'am.
Anonymous Australia No.149321811
>>149321766
you jest, but I literally just had to go force-feed one of my cats water because she get heemed by a dog the other day and won't do anything herself
Anonymous Brazil No.149321815
>>149320836 (OP)
Esperance coach looks like celso roth
Anonymous Ireland No.149321829 >>149321841 >>149321850 >>149321863
Is soccer a left wing sport? I keep seeing LGBT flags in the Sounders game
Anonymous Australia No.149321841
>>149321829
yeah only poofs like it
Anonymous Ukraine No.149321849
>>149321529
She’s probably sitting somewhere in a VIP box, but maybe we can pretend to be a cloud and try to chase her out
Anonymous Brazil No.149321850
>>149321829
No. Sadly is a chud sport
Anonymous Argentina No.149321863
>>149321829
in america there's no chuds that like sports so you are only left with the leftists
Anonymous United States No.149321866 >>149321894 >>149321904 >>149321910 >>149321929
I just woke up, how did Chelsea lose 3-1?
Anonymous Ukraine No.149321886
grim
Anonymous United States No.149321887
>the host team has less supporters than literal who's from a league no one is even sure truly exists

Is this the power of having a visa?
Anonymous Ireland No.149321894
>>149321866
By scoring one and conceding 3
Anonymous Ukraine No.149321904 >>149321964 >>149321973 >>149321974
>>149321866

>>149314951
>>149316834
>>149317284
>>149318317
Anonymous Argentina No.149321910
>>149321866
they managed to get an extremely lucky goal after 2 back-to-back fumbles from flamengo's defense
Anonymous Brazil No.149321929
>>149321866
they did not care enough
Anonymous United States No.149321964
>>149321904
thanks
Anonymous Canada No.149321973
>>149321904
nice one thanks for that
Anonymous Argentina No.149321974 >>149322041 >>149322046 >>149322788
>>149321904
when do you sleep ukranian bro?
Anonymous Australia No.149321978 >>149322010 >>149322036 >>149322075 >>149322105
I propose that instead of posting halftime 'slags', we try and cultivate a little class by posting halftime poetry instead.
I call this one "Sister":

You’ve a very beautiful cunt, Emilyβ€”
Like the sweetest smelling apple, or
A pretty pomegranate kept below the waist;
And despite its being the ugliest part of thee,
There’s nothing that I would love more
Than to give that naughty fruit a fucken taste.
Anonymous Tunisia No.149321994 >>149322010
I hope he is not ok
Anonymous United States No.149322008
We have to amputate it
Anonymous Canada No.149322010
>>149321978
lewd
>>149321994
based
Anonymous Romania No.149322036 >>149322052
>>149321978
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149322041
>>149321974
When he stops getting bombed, or when Mudrk beats the doping allegations.
Anonymous Ukraine No.149322046 >>149322124
>>149321974
Planning to head out right now.
Anonymous Australia No.149322052 >>149322067
>>149322036
First MOLLUSK1, horrid thing inscrib’d with ink
Of cephalo sacs, and cephalic beaks,
Though for the noyse of Shells and Tent’cles thrash
Their spawn’s cries unheard, that past through water
To his grim Fossil. Him the AMMONITE
Swimming in OCEAN and her watry Seas,
In CORAL REEFS and in LAKES, to the stream
Through ESTUARIES. Nor content with such
Audacious neighbourhood, the widest fin
Of TIKTAALIK he led by land to brood
His Scions right against the Temple of Air
On that opprobrious Shore, and made his Grove
The pleasant mudflats of MARSHES, TIDEPOOLS thence,
What craven GNOSTIC call’d a Type of Hell.

Next TADPOLE, th’ obscene dread of FROGS Sons,
From QUAGMIRE to SWAMP, and the wild
Of Southmost EVERGLADE; in MORASS MARSH
And PEATY BOG, MUSKEGS Realm, beyond
The soupy Mire of WETLANDS clad with Vines,
And FOREST FLOORS to th’ BILLABONG Pool.
HYLA his other Name, when he entic’d
A MATE in HEAT on their leap from LILY
To do him wanton rites, which cost them songs.
Yet thence his lustful Orgies he ribbits
Even to that Shore of scandal, by the Den
Of MOLLUSK growing smarter, gardening;
Till good CROCODILE drove them thence to Hell.
With these came they, who from the bordring flood
Of old SPAWNING GROUND to the BROOK that parts
SEMI- from AQUATIC ground, had general Names
Of FISH and AMPHIBIAN, those gill’d,
These β€˜Phibian.

And STARFISH when they please
Can either Sex assume, or both; so coarse
And inflexile is their Biology,
Ti’d and manacl’d without joynt or spine,
Founded on the brittle strength of calcite,
Like β€˜hesive flesh; but in what shape they choose
Five-armed, or fifteen’d, bright or camouflaged,
Can execute their stellar mimicry,
And works of sticking or bottom-feeding.
Anonymous Brazil No.149322055
>tune in
>patrician scoreless tie at the half
How slurpy has this match been, lads?
Anonymous Australia No.149322067 >>149322082
>>149322052
For those the Race of REPTILE oft forsook
The diet of plants, and unfrequented scorn’d
Her ferny bounty, bowing lowly down
To sniff out RATS; for which their heads as low
Bow’d down in THICKETS, sunk before the Tooth
Of despicable foes. With these in troop
Came TYRANNOSAUR, whom the RAPTORS call’d
REX, King of DINO, with minuscule arms;
To whose absurd Image daily by SUN
MAMMALIAN Virgins paid their Jokes and Laughs,
In TREETOPS also not unsung, where stood
Avian kin on th’ pterrible MOUNTAIN, built
By that uxorious WIND, whose heart though large,
Beguil’d by fair XANTHOUS PLANETESS, fell
To Compounds wet.

RODENT came next behind,
Whose annual sprawl in GRASSY PLAINS after
The JUNGLE cold-bloods lament their own fate
In mass extinction all a Summers day,
While smooth SERPENTINE from his native Rock
Slither’d back to the Sea, suppos’d with blood
Of RODENT yearly spreading: the Growth-tale
Infected AVIAN daughters with like heat,
Whose survival instincts in the sacred Perch
TYRANNO saw, when by the Feathers led
His eye survay’d the dark Evolution
Of wingèd PTERODACTYL.

Next came one
Who crow’d in earnest, when the Climate Change
Maim’d his brute Image, unused arms lopt off
In his own Placenta, within yolked egg,
Where he sized down, and sham’d his Ancestors:
BIRD his Name, Sky Monster, upward flying
And downward Feeds: yet had his Nestle high
Rear’d in TREE BRANCHES, dreaded through the Webs
Of ARACHNIDS, in MOUNDS and ROTTING LOGS,
And INSECT HIVES and WORM-HILLS frontier bounds.

Him follow’d LIZARD, whose delightful Seat
Was fair ARID SANDS, on the sunny Rocks
Of DESERT and OASIS, lucid streams.
He also against the house of REX was shrunk:
A Tyrant once he lost and gain’d a Niche,
SNAKE his limbless Conquerour, whom he hide from
In the crags to disparage and starve-out
For one of SCAVENGER mode, whereon to earn
His odious suppers, and adore the BUGS
Whom he had vanquisht.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149322075 >>149322181
>>149321978
You nicked that off Joyce.
Anonymous Australia No.149322082 >>149322100
>>149322067
After these appear’d
A crew who under Names of new Renown,
UNGULATE, FELIS, CANIS and their Train
With monstrous shapes and body-hairs abus’d
Fanatic FORESTS and her Wilds, to seek
Thir wandring Furs disguis’d in cuteish forms
Rather then upright. Nor did the FISH scape
Th’ infection when their borrow’d Fins compos’d
The Calf in OCEAN: and the Rebel Beast
Doubl’d that sin on BEACHES and in STREAMS,
Lik’ning his Offspring to the Finned Reptile,
ICHTHYOSAUR, who in one Night when pass’d
From SEA-SHORE crawling, equal’d with one splash
Both her first born and all her pescy Chums.

PRIMATE came last, then whom a Spirit more lewd
Rose not from MAMMAL, or more gross to love
Vice for it self: To him no Airway bade
Or Seafloor breath’d; yet who more oft then hee
In Airways and at Seafloors, when the Limbs
Turn Dexterous, as did CHRIROPT’S Sons, who fill’d
With hair and snout the house of OURANOS.
In WEALDS and WOODLANDS he also Reigns
And in luxurious GROTTOES, where the noyse
Of riot echoes within thir deepst Caverns,
And injury and outrage: And when SUN
Lightens the Plains, then wander forth the Sons
Of PRIMATE, flown with sapience and thumbs.
Witness the Plains of GRASSLAND, and that night
In COMMUNE, when hospitable Neighbours
Yielded thir Sleep to prevent predation.
Anonymous France No.149322083
When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove’s fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th’Olympian host conceiv’d a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.
Anonymous Morocco No.149322096
slurp status?
Anonymous Australia No.149322100
>>149322082
These were the prime in order and in might;
The rest were long to tell, though far renown’d,
Th’ SIMIAN Forms, of MONKEYS Issue held
Men, yet confest later then FISH and FROGS
Thir boasted Parents; CATARRH Reas’ns first born
With his enormous brood, and birthright seis’d
By young PONGO, he from mightier HOMO
His own and GIBBON’S Son like measure found;
So HOMO usurping reign’d: these first in STEPPE
And PASTURE known, thence on the Grassy top
Of warm SAVANNA rul’d the flatland Air
Thir highest Heav’n; or on the ALPINE Cliff,
Or in PALISADES, and through all the bounds
Of TUNDRAL Land; or who with PONGO old
Fled over DESERT to th’ BOSCAGE tangle,
And ore INTREPID roam’d the utmost Isles.
Anonymous Canada No.149322105 >>149322300 >>149322341
>>149321978
The stupid crying euros
Crying in their stupid beer
They wonder why they are so poor
As latam cheers fill their ears

As they order another sad round
And they drop their beer-filled tray
They shrug their shoulders up and down
We dont care anyway
Anonymous Argentina No.149322124
>>149322046
you need to saty for bosta baryer
Anonymous Australia No.149322181
>>149322075
no, mine's about the front one
Anonymous United States No.149322188 >>149322205 >>149322269
>we don't even have slagposting for this match
Anonymous Morocco No.149322205
>>149322188
we didn't for the majority of the previous matches, /sp/ is kill
Anonymous Romania No.149322212 >>149322273
This is what happens when the slurp is too slurpy
Anonymous France No.149322226 >>149322273
>surprised there isn't a big audience for lafc vs tunis
Anonymous United States No.149322242
Slag right before kickoff
Anonymous Canada No.149322251 >>149322285 >>149322315 >>149322384
I tried with my poem and no one commented >:(
Anonymous Tunisia No.149322269
>>149322188
small teams please understand
Anonymous Morocco No.149322273
>>149322212
>>149322226
man city didn't reach bump limit too
Anonymous Canada No.149322281
When your team gets slag posted is when you know you made it.
Anonymous United States No.149322285 >>149322300
>>149322251
what poem leaf bro?
Anonymous Canada No.149322300 >>149322341
>>149322285

Here
>>149322105
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149322302
era
Anonymous Argentina No.149322312
Anonymous Brazil No.149322313
ERA
Anonymous Romania No.149322315 >>149322405 >>149322501
>>149322251
that's not impressive anymore in 2025

In a cabin dim lit by monitor glow,
A Canadian typed where the cold winds blow.
Maple-syrup soul, in flannel-clad grace,
He posted on /sp/ with a smirk on his face.

"Oh Europe!" he wrote, "Your pride in despair,
As samba and tango dance through your air.
MbappΓ© fell silent, Kane missed the cue,*
While Messi flew past in skies bold and blue."

He rhymed with finesse, poured heart into prose,
Mocked tiki-taka in lyrical blows.
β€œYour tactics are spreadsheets, your hearts made of stone,
Brazil plays with fire, Argentina with bone.”

He clicked submit, then sat back with pride,
Waiting for banter, to turn with the tide.
But the board stood still, a void of dead screens,
Just pepe reposts and Ronaldo memes.

No (You)s to be seen, no (You)s on the way,
His poem sank deep in the net’s vast grey.
He hit refresh once, he hit it again,
But no smug Euros came trolling in pain.

He sighed to himself, drank cold ginger ale,
The silence online made his triumph stale.
No baited rage, no praise or rebuff,
Just archived silence, brutal and rough.

"Was it too true?" he whispered alone,
"Did I strike nerves down to football bone?"
Yet in that silence, he almost believed
He’d won a small warβ€”with no one aggrieved.

Back to the thread he returned, all forlorn,
In flannel and slippers, tired and worn.
The north wind howled, a moose passed by,
He sighed, β€œNo (You)s today. But at least I tried.”
Anonymous United States No.149322316
What was he thinking lmao retard
Anonymous Tunisia No.149322319
heh, stupid americans
Anonymous United States No.149322322
>La ciudad de LA
Anonymous Ireland No.149322330
The ref is a dunce
Crystal Palace would smash these shit cunts
Anonymous Brazil No.149322332
can we skip this game already? It's so fucking boring
Anonymous United States No.149322333
That's a dive
Anonymous Argentina No.149322336 >>149322383
Anonymous United States No.149322338 >>149322383
Messi League Soccer
Anonymous United States No.149322341
>>149322105
>>149322300
you can do better
Anonymous Brazil No.149322344
No era
Anonymous United States No.149322349
KWAB
Anonymous United States No.149322351
kwab
Anonymous Brazil No.149322359
he dived a little but the guy was leaning hard on him
Anonymous Tunisia No.149322365
it was a good try tho
Anonymous France No.149322367
give that complaining kwab of a cunt a second yellow
Anonymous United States No.149322376
They are lucky they got that given how often Bouanga dives in MLS kek.
Anonymous Brazil No.149322383
>>149322336
>>149322338
True
Anonymous Australia No.149322384
>>149322251
I liked it; it was a fun little ditty but I had nothing particularly valuable to say about it
Anonymous Romania No.149322395 >>149322426
nice singing
Anonymous Canada No.149322405
>>149322315
literally me >:D
Anonymous France No.149322426
>>149322395
I assume it's from tunis because it's not DE-FENCE *clap clap*
Anonymous Tunisia No.149322431 >>149322449
did the ball hit the referee?
Anonymous Canada No.149322449
>>149322431
yes
Anonymous Argentina No.149322459
zzzzz
Anonymous Romania No.149322489 >>149322586
think my mouse is finally giving up after 5 years
can't scroll down anymore

also what a kwab from LA
Anonymous France No.149322501 >>149322531 >>149322613
>>149322315
Impressive.. AI? Way too accurate though imo
Anonymous Canada No.149322503
That was an exciting passage of play
Anonymous Tunisia No.149322508
jabri lol
Anonymous Brazil No.149322512
If he goes down there could be a red if there was no offisde
Anonymous France No.149322514
lmao what was that
Anonymous United States No.149322520
Club America died for this.
Anonymous United States No.149322522
I'm late to this one

Tunisbros how is this club?
Anonymous Romania No.149322531
>>149322501
yeah it keeps getting smarter
Anonymous France No.149322533 >>149322554
tiny audience is good in this case, usually arabs do this extremely annoying whistling every time the opponent gets the ball
Anonymous United States No.149322539
>abolish ICE
Anonymous United States No.149322554
>>149322533
If we had actual Americans in attendance, you'd hear nothing but monkey noises and freestyle rapping.
Anonymous Canada No.149322558
good challenge
nothing wrong with that
Anonymous France No.149322567 >>149323069
tunis keeper looks malnourished
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149322579 >>149322641
>66 min
>no goal
Why am not in bed
Anonymous Argentina No.149322585
>>149321250
That's a cute badge... I'll root for them.
Anonymous Romania No.149322586 >>149322610
>>149322489
Razer?
Anonymous Tunisia No.149322596
blame hugo
Anonymous United States No.149322599
There should be a 15 second timer where players are allowed to just carry the ball and run with it
Anonymous Romania No.149322610
>>149322586
Logitech M590
Anonymous Australia No.149322613
>>149322501
you can usually tell because it devolves into nonsense and hamfisted imagery a few lines in
as opposed to most human poetry, which is like that from the first
Anonymous Canada No.149322627 >>149322656
Think I might have a read
Anonymous Brazil No.149322632
GOALL
Anonymous Brazil No.149322634
>LLORIS
Anonymous Tunisia No.149322636
EZ EZ EZ EZ
Anonymous France No.149322637
c'est fini
Anonymous Morocco No.149322638
no way
Anonymous United States No.149322639
Mexico on suicide watch
Anonymous Argentina No.149322641
>>149322579
You want to see wether german autism or argie chimpout will come out on top in an hour and a half
Anonymous Argentina No.149322648
Anonymous Canada No.149322649
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Anonymous France No.149322651
I simply cannot take female commentators seriously. The guys are usually terrible so I like watching in foreign languages but a woman's voice makes me switch streams or mute
Wish I could just have the stadium noise
Anonymous United States No.149322655
>OH SAY CAN YOU SHAAAAART
Anonymous Australia No.149322656 >>149322677
>>149322627
just got back from reading euripides on the toilet
Anonymous Brazil No.149322665
>>149320836 (OP)
From the land to the sea
Palestine will be free
Anonymous Australia No.149322675
cute seccy
Anonymous France No.149322677 >>149322691
>>149322656
were you dropping an UEFA 2025 CWC performance?
Anonymous Romania No.149322681
holy shit that female commentator is annoying when she screams
Anonymous Tunisia No.149322689
2nd soon
Anonymous Australia No.149322691
>>149322677
no it was more solid than that
Anonymous Australia No.149322714
I am suddenly reminded of the baffling graffiti someone had sprayed on the gate at my old workplace
"flop nigga"
Anonymous Hungary No.149322736
>Lloris is not a Designated Player for LAFC
Huh. It's also interesting how his salary is only 1/8th of Giroud's.
Anonymous France No.149322742 >>149322767
Stop showing that bogged actress you damn americans nobody cares
Anonymous Brazil No.149322743
Vita, vite e speranza
E sogno, sogno, sogni e speranza
Pace, pace, pace e speranza
Anonymous Brazil No.149322755
what a save
Anonymous Ireland No.149322761
what the actual fuck was that
Anonymous Canada No.149322762
HOLY TOLEDO!!!!
Anonymous United States No.149322763
North Mexico should just forefit after that breakaway
Anonymous Morocco No.149322767
>>149322742
They glorify ugliness so much
Anonymous Jamaica No.149322771 >>149322813
I think america would've put up a better performance at this cup than LA
Anonymous France No.149322773
bit o' ye ol' timmewasting
Anonymous Argentina No.149322788
>>149321974
>Estrella federal tattoo
>Uses bikini and lives in Miami
Socialist are beyond retarded, get in your country and feed the poor old hag.
Anonymous Tunisia No.149322790
I like the time wasting but we have to score again
Anonymous Brazil No.149322807
Why BRs can't finish?
Anonymous Mexico No.149322813 >>149322859
>>149322771
Monterrey is pretty much the Chelsea of Mexico, top tier plastic team but mediocre as fuck except when it matters, if America was in this shit they would have gone full Bayern.

I'm from Monterrey and I'm saying this as a fan of Monterrey.
Anonymous France No.149322817 >>149322888 >>149322922
do you get to keep the ball if you catch it?
Anonymous Australia No.149322847 >>149322862
nice shot dickhead
Anonymous Argentina No.149322859 >>149322898 >>149322997 >>149323036
>>149322813
I have a question for mechico: Whats Necatza ? Why Don Ramon says "yo le voy al Necatza" every time some faggy shit happens? What's the joke? Thanks
Anonymous Tunisia No.149322860
not his dick
Anonymous Australia No.149322862
>>149322847
thanks
Anonymous United States No.149322888
>>149322817
not in soccer
fifa is very strict about it, same as NBA
Anonymous Mexico No.149322898 >>149323011
>>149322859
It's a team that no longer exists but it disappeared before I was born so I don't know too much about it tbqh, the joke was that Don Ramon was a hardcore fan and that's it... The real faggot team in Mexico is Chivas de Guadalajara because there are A LOT of faggots in Guadalajara.
Anonymous Tunisia No.149322900
algerian supremacy
Anonymous Brazil No.149322906
>>149321237
If esperance wins flamengo is guaranteed in oitavas
Anonymous France No.149322919
>+8
Anonymous United States No.149322922
>>149322817
I am afraid so.
Anonymous Tunisia No.149322927
imagine if they do it
Anonymous Hungary No.149322937 >>149322945 >>149322962
>Giroud and Bouanga take up 48,91% of LAFC's total payroll
Anonymous United States No.149322945
>>149322937
can't win with those niggas
Anonymous Tunisia No.149322962
>>149322937
they can buy our squad to instantly get better
Anonymous Mexico No.149322967
>El tricampeon Mexicano perdio contra este equipo
Anonymous Brazil No.149322971
nearly cunted that in
Anonymous Australia No.149322977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvqJ92IrlJc&list=RDWvqJ92IrlJc&start_radio=1
prefer the Moors desu
Anonymous Guatemala No.149322984
ERA
Anonymous United States No.149322986
Refball incoming
Anonymous Brazil No.149322991
Anonymous Mexico No.149322993
era
Anonymous United States No.149322995
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME REFFIES
Anonymous Mexico No.149322997
>>149322859
>Whats Necatza ?
An old team that was pretty good around the same time the series started but never won anything until the 90s.
>Why Don Ramon says "yo le voy al Necatza" every time some faggy shit happens?
Because it was his team, while all the other teams weren't so they were faggy shit.

Necaxa still exists but they aren't really good they are middle of the road on the mediocre Liga MX.
Anonymous Tunisia No.149323001
it's over
Anonymous Malaysia No.149323003
Holy fucking rigged
Anonymous Mexico No.149323004
Super era
Anonymous Portugal No.149323005
ERA
Anonymous United States No.149323007
Esperance has outplayed LA hugely, gay af.
Anonymous France No.149323008
mega era
Anonymous Hungary No.149323009
Fucking hell.
Anonymous Mexico No.149323011
>>149322898
Oh nevermind, I just found out Necaxa still exists lmao, they are really irrelevant right now and are bottom tier. People really loved them back then but they are just a shadow of what they used to be....
Anonymous Brazil No.149323014
I hate these kind of pens
Anonymous United States No.149323016 >>149323033
Why the fuck would that be a penalty?
Anonymous Brazil No.149323022
era hard
Anonymous Brazil No.149323023
>penalty
Anonymous France No.149323025
RIG IT
RIG IT NOW
Anonymous Australia No.149323026 >>149323052 >>149323052 >>149323052 >>149323052 >>149323052
inshallah He will not allow it to find the back of the net
Anonymous Portugal No.149323028 >>149323054
USA USA USA
FIGHT AND WIN
FIGHT AND WIN
FIGHT AND WIN
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149323030
this referee voice thing is fucking cancerous
Anonymous Morocco No.149323032 >>149323054
refball wins again
Anonymous France No.149323033
>>149323016
you can not kick other player's feet
Anonymous Canada No.149323034
NO NO MICHAEL THIS IS SO NOT RIGHT
Anonymous Tunisia No.149323035
they played the advantage tho
Anonymous Mexico No.149323036
>>149322859
necaxa changed its name in those names, to say you were a necaxa fan meant you were a man
Anonymous United States No.149323037
>penalty for that
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me lads
Anonymous United States No.149323038 >>149323071
>Get bailed out by VAR
>Still bottle the penalty and lose
Anonymous Brazil No.149323051
Wow 99 having a stinker game
Anonymous Australia No.149323052
>>149323026
>>149323026
>>149323026
>>149323026
>>149323026
Anonymous Mexico No.149323053
Oh no no no
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149323054
>>149323028
>>149323032
lmao
Anonymous Brazil No.149323055
BALL DON'T LIE
Anonymous United States No.149323056
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous Mexico No.149323057
>leΓ³n and alajuelense died for this
Anonymous Portugal No.149323058
LMAO BYE MUTTS
Anonymous Brazil No.149323060
HOLY SHIT
Anonymous Argentina No.149323062
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous United States No.149323063
lmao
Anonymous Tunisia No.149323064
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAA!!!!AA!!!!11!!!!!
Anonymous Mexico No.149323065
KWAB
Anonymous Malaysia No.149323066
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous United States No.149323067
KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB
Anonymous Argentina No.149323068
KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB
Anonymous Morocco No.149323069
>>149322567
apologize
Anonymous United States No.149323071
>>149323038
Who gave this anon the script?
Anonymous France No.149323073
>MLelS
Anonymous Canada No.149323075
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Anonymous Ireland No.149323076
KWAB
Anonymous United States No.149323077 >>149323114
Oh no no no. Latinx btfo.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149323079
CONCACAF sisters...
Anonymous Romania No.149323084
xQc tier penalty
Anonymous United States No.149323087 >>149323109 >>149323113
Glad he missed lol. i'm mildly rooting for MLS team but i wouldn't want to draw like that
Anonymous Brazil No.149323088
holy shit he was MILES offside
Anonymous Romania No.149323091
>the absolute state of California
Anonymous Tunisia No.149323094
what's happening?
Anonymous Sweden No.149323096
MLELS absolute KWABS
Anonymous United States No.149323099
CALL THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY
Anonymous Chile No.149323100
USA WINS 1-ACK
Anonymous Germany No.149323101
ref forgot his watch again
Anonymous Romania No.149323102
is this referee retarded?
Anonymous United States No.149323109
>>149323087
*MLS teamS
Anonymous Canada No.149323112
It was nearly super kino at the other end
Anonymous Brazil No.149323113
>>149323087
yeah lame penalty
Anonymous Portugal No.149323114
>>149323077
BASED
TOTAL LATINX DEATH
Anonymous Morocco No.149323118 >>149323128 >>149323148
Anonymous Tunisia No.149323122
all that money for what lol
Anonymous Spain No.149323123
This so rigged lmao, imagine falling for the Infantino cup (sponsored by bwin)
Anonymous United States No.149323126
Alright Mexico you can have California back after all
Anonymous France No.149323128
>>149323118
The pen took a good 6 minutes
Anonymous Canada No.149323133
You did it, Tunisia!
Anonymous United States No.149323134
Really glad we didn't settle on Dolo for NT coach lmao
What a fucking choker
Anonymous Malaysia No.149323135 >>149323163
LAFC did not deserve a spot in this cup. Get fucked
Anonymous Australia No.149323136
Good riddance
Anonymous United States No.149323137
I'm glad my MLS team can't embarrass themselves in front of the world like this
Anonymous Romania No.149323139 >>149323157
there were at least 2 world cup winners in that LA team btw
lmao
Anonymous United States No.149323148
>>149323118
Soccer is gay for this shit.
Anonymous Sweden No.149323151
First MENA win. Congrats.
Anonymous United States No.149323157
>>149323139
Yeah and they've been shit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149323160
For smaller teams the prize money is gigantic
Anonymous Morocco No.149323162
>>149321255
I- I kneel...
Anonymous Mexico No.149323163
>>149323135
They robbated my Leon spot fucking gringos. James Rodriguez would scored that pen
Anonymous Tunisia No.149323165 >>149323182 >>149323234 >>149323362 >>149323508
Realistically, what do we do against chelsea?
Anonymous United States No.149323182
>>149323165
Beat them
Anonymous Tunisia No.149323199 >>149323240
Should have been 3-0 and we get to park the bus against the bongs but we did what we do best.
Anonymous Brazil No.149323234
>>149323165
Out of the """"""""big"""""""" euro teams that one is the most beatable
Anonymous Sweden No.149323240 >>149323257 >>149323285
>>149323199
>colours are algerine
>best player is algerian
>tunisian club
interesting combo

amerikwabs got btfo, that is what matters.
Anonymous United States No.149323257 >>149323271
>>149323240
you are seething, brown and poor
Anonymous Sweden No.149323271 >>149323331
>>149323257
why are you describing yourself to me? I don't care about you, panchito
Anonymous Australia No.149323284
my toes are cold; I'm gonna go have a hot shower
see you in the next thread, bros
Anonymous Tunisia No.149323285 >>149323309
>>149323240
We created Blaili, he's basically Tunisian.
Anonymous Sweden No.149323309 >>149323456
>>149323285
wikipedia says it was MC Oran
Anonymous United States No.149323331
>>149323271
>n-no u
good argument
Anonymous United States No.149323352
>MLelSoy
>MLelSoy players
>MLelSoy coaches
>MLelSoy performances
>MLelSoy results
Gay weak fanbase, gay weak league. No wonder the USMNT is so shit these days, our EuroGODS have to carry MLelSoy trash
Anonymous United States No.149323362
>>149323165
Beat them, they are a worse team than LAFC. None of these euro teams seem good. We will see Bayern tonight I suppose.
Anonymous Tunisia No.149323433
our goal scorer was suspended for cocaine btw
Anonymous Tunisia No.149323456 >>149324015
>>149323309
He made his name here, and when he got banned for drugs and no one wanted him we brought him back and won 2 champions leagues. And now that people call him old and busted he's shining again here.
Anonymous Brazil No.149323468
>Diveball
>Refball
>NO ERA PENAL
>VARBALL
>12+ motherfucking minutes
>Still lose

Holy fuck that was embarassing.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149323508
>>149323165
Chelsea aren't gonna do shit unless you roll over for them
Anonymous Sweden No.149324015 >>149324202
>>149323456
he looks like an exciting player, I wonder what he'd look like in a better league
Anonymous Tunisia No.149324202
>>149324015
He's too rowdy to make it in euro or even petroarab leagues. He can only get away with it here or in Algeria. I think he shoved a female referee or something 2 years ago.