Kick-off in 25 minutes

HOYYYYYYYPE

>>149320836 (OP)
https://youtu.be/CpGtBnVZLSk

alright who are the good guys, qrd on each, etc.

Why are you so lazy, Giroud bros? I have to make the thread myself just to post a couple more webms before bed

>>149320836 (OP)
It's 0-0 slurper innit?

>>149320836 (OP)
What does the premium experience entail?

>>149321014
It depends on whether the clouds show up

Holy slurp, just get the sudaca stomp game going already.

Nice attendance Amerifats.

Hell yeah
*heems an angeleno*

Crystal Palace would smash these shitters

>>149320836 (OP)
She's here.

>>149321084
only browns care about sawker here u yuropoor jeet

>>149321148
Bro.....Crystal Palace burned down bro.....sorry

>>149320892
american'ts are always the bad guys

>>149321171
why is nicole kidman there exactly. does she own an australian team or something

>>149320992
This is what a gigachad looks like: handsome, fit, humble, generous, friendly...

I think will be a good match

>>149320836 (OP)
Does anyone even care about that slop kek? Both of those shitter are getting eliminated.

>>149321224
no, tunisian teams are beyond horrible, you can safely skip this match

Root for us boyyz to defeat the enemy of Allah

>>149321243
no we are winning

>>149321237
I'm just killing time till baseball comes on

>>149320892
LAFC used to be Chivas USA, the MLS branch of the Mexican team of the same name. It was bought by some Hollywood idiots and the name was changed but the fans are still the same Mexicans. They mostly like the team because they can wear black, the same reason they support the Raiders NFL team. Hope this helps!

>>149321243
>tunisia
Is that a country? is it in africa? never heard of that shithole

>>149321237
I'm just here for the eventual slag posting, the big match will be the next one anyways

>>149321216
The stadium is empty, maybe she's a Giroud fan or LAFC

>>149321265
Tunisia (separatist part of Algeria (seperatist part of Morocco))

>>149321237
I'm counting the weather delays so I have to watch. This looks sunny for now though.

>>149321237
I care because I'm not a cynical asshole like you are. Yah, sometimes I cry. But its only because I actually care, unlike you.

>>149321243
says the moroccan

>>149321265
yeah africa was named after tunisia actually
also we are carthage

>>149321265
you live in brasil

>>149321279
>that webm
kek, well this >>149321264 was accurate huh

>>149321293
>sometimes I cry.
faggot

>>149321273
> 4 am

>>149321324
not like you have anything better to do

LA burning down would have been a present for the fans

>>149321324
You can totally powersleep through this match and wake up just in time for the big thing

Looks like a lot of ukrainian supporters in the crowd

>>149321019
>What does the premium experience entail?
You get to experience premium lightning breaks.

imagine

That was close

>>149321383
Heh... thats just the empty seats

>>149321383
kek

Esperance has a nice crowd

the Boca vs bayern thread better be more active than this one

>>149321019
>>149321408
premium slurper

good morning bros
>Chelsea got heemed by another team of BR bulls
lol
also, it's hilarious to think that a wogball "club world cup" would have more American clubs competing than English ones

>>149321237
I do, I'll slurp every drop of semen lord Infantino drops on me.

>>149321171
>>149321216
Where is Nicole Kidmana and why does nobody afraid of that fucking blond Predator in drag?

why are they called lafc and not lasc? are americans retarded?

>>149321337
> have anything better to do
sleep
>>149321362
High chance Bayern will be a 0-0 / 0-1 slurper.

>>149321512
it would be cool if you could choose the aerial cam at all times

>>149321532
This is discussed in every fucking thread related to MLS. You should know by now.

>>149321532
they know the only people that care about the sport are the wankers who insist on calling it "football" -- and wogs
t. same story in australia

>>149321548
Truly.

>>149321544
You should be dying in a trench instead of watching kickyball matches

business idea: 200 pound minimum player weight

>>149321544
Then go to sleep.
If there is a lesson that I've learned over the last few years is that no matter how good a match is, having a full night of sleep is always better

>>149321597
you have american football aka nigcollide for that

>>149321595
shouldn't you be too busy being fat and getting shot?

So is there any real chance for LA to advance or are they just fucked?

>>149321611
>>149321614
hey bro, I think somebody pissed on your flag

>>149321595
dont you have a nation in the middle east to die for?

>>149321602
> having a full night of sleep is always better
based

>>149321602
based lazy bro
im planning a super snooze tonight

emptiest stadium so far?

>>149321602
idk bro
you ever dropped acid and edged to tranny porn for 6 hours straight (pardon the pun)?

>>149321623
They would gave to beat both Tunis and Flamengo. That isn't happening

>>149321630
kek sharp eye

>>149321614
That's my personal hater, leave him alone

>>149321623
they have to win this and then against flamengo they can tie if chelsea loses or must win if they tie, if chelsea wins it's up to GD so they are most likely fucked

>>149321674
polyamory

>>149321674
Not just yours. He's a retarded amerifat that always posts shit like that.

>H O W E V E R

we might win
and force a tie with that blue team

>tunis is sponsored by danone
how quaint (soulful as the children say)

Orside again

>>149321653
>you ever dropped acid and edged to tranny porn for 6 hours straight (pardon the pun)?
that sounds intense

based off-side inspector

>>149321696
Maybe one day I won’t be lazy and finally compile everything. I’ve seen that reply like a hundred times already.

>you can't be offside. just don't be offside
brilliant commentary

why are tunis fans waving a jamaica flag

why is our brazilian not dribbling and scoring?

MOMMY SAYS YOU HAVE TO GO DRINK WATER NOW TIMMY

> H O W E V E R

HOLY SHIT MAN CAN WE SCORE A GOAL WITHOUT OFF SIDE DICK SUCKING????

el VAR sinso

>>149321766
Yes ma'am.

>>149321766
you jest, but I literally just had to go force-feed one of my cats water because she get heemed by a dog the other day and won't do anything herself

>>149320836 (OP)
Esperance coach looks like celso roth

Is soccer a left wing sport? I keep seeing LGBT flags in the Sounders game

>>149321829
yeah only poofs like it

>>149321529
She’s probably sitting somewhere in a VIP box, but maybe we can pretend to be a cloud and try to chase her out

>>149321829
No. Sadly is a chud sport

>>149321829
in america there's no chuds that like sports so you are only left with the leftists

I just woke up, how did Chelsea lose 3-1?

grim

>the host team has less supporters than literal who's from a league no one is even sure truly exists

Is this the power of having a visa?

>>149321866
By scoring one and conceding 3

>>149321866

>>149314951
>>149316834
>>149317284
>>149318317

>>149321866
they managed to get an extremely lucky goal after 2 back-to-back fumbles from flamengo's defense

>>149321866
they did not care enough

>>149321904
thanks

>>149321904
nice one thanks for that

>>149321904
when do you sleep ukranian bro?

I propose that instead of posting halftime 'slags', we try and cultivate a little class by posting halftime poetry instead.
I call this one "Sister":

You’ve a very beautiful cunt, Emily—
Like the sweetest smelling apple, or
A pretty pomegranate kept below the waist;
And despite its being the ugliest part of thee,
There’s nothing that I would love more
Than to give that naughty fruit a fucken taste.

I hope he is not ok

We have to amputate it

>>149321978
lewd
>>149321994
based

>>149321978

>>149321974
When he stops getting bombed, or when Mudrk beats the doping allegations.

>>149321974
Planning to head out right now.

>>149322036
First MOLLUSK1, horrid thing inscrib’d with ink
Of cephalo sacs, and cephalic beaks,
Though for the noyse of Shells and Tent’cles thrash
Their spawn’s cries unheard, that past through water
To his grim Fossil. Him the AMMONITE
Swimming in OCEAN and her watry Seas,
In CORAL REEFS and in LAKES, to the stream
Through ESTUARIES. Nor content with such
Audacious neighbourhood, the widest fin
Of TIKTAALIK he led by land to brood
His Scions right against the Temple of Air
On that opprobrious Shore, and made his Grove
The pleasant mudflats of MARSHES, TIDEPOOLS thence,
What craven GNOSTIC call’d a Type of Hell.

Next TADPOLE, th’ obscene dread of FROGS Sons,
From QUAGMIRE to SWAMP, and the wild
Of Southmost EVERGLADE; in MORASS MARSH
And PEATY BOG, MUSKEGS Realm, beyond
The soupy Mire of WETLANDS clad with Vines,
And FOREST FLOORS to th’ BILLABONG Pool.
HYLA his other Name, when he entic’d
A MATE in HEAT on their leap from LILY
To do him wanton rites, which cost them songs.
Yet thence his lustful Orgies he ribbits
Even to that Shore of scandal, by the Den
Of MOLLUSK growing smarter, gardening;
Till good CROCODILE drove them thence to Hell.
With these came they, who from the bordring flood
Of old SPAWNING GROUND to the BROOK that parts
SEMI- from AQUATIC ground, had general Names
Of FISH and AMPHIBIAN, those gill’d,
These ‘Phibian.

And STARFISH when they please
Can either Sex assume, or both; so coarse
And inflexile is their Biology,
Ti’d and manacl’d without joynt or spine,
Founded on the brittle strength of calcite,
Like ‘hesive flesh; but in what shape they choose
Five-armed, or fifteen’d, bright or camouflaged,
Can execute their stellar mimicry,
And works of sticking or bottom-feeding.

>tune in
>patrician scoreless tie at the half
How slurpy has this match been, lads?

>>149322052
For those the Race of REPTILE oft forsook
The diet of plants, and unfrequented scorn’d
Her ferny bounty, bowing lowly down
To sniff out RATS; for which their heads as low
Bow’d down in THICKETS, sunk before the Tooth
Of despicable foes. With these in troop
Came TYRANNOSAUR, whom the RAPTORS call’d
REX, King of DINO, with minuscule arms;
To whose absurd Image daily by SUN
MAMMALIAN Virgins paid their Jokes and Laughs,
In TREETOPS also not unsung, where stood
Avian kin on th’ pterrible MOUNTAIN, built
By that uxorious WIND, whose heart though large,
Beguil’d by fair XANTHOUS PLANETESS, fell
To Compounds wet.

RODENT came next behind,
Whose annual sprawl in GRASSY PLAINS after
The JUNGLE cold-bloods lament their own fate
In mass extinction all a Summers day,
While smooth SERPENTINE from his native Rock
Slither’d back to the Sea, suppos’d with blood
Of RODENT yearly spreading: the Growth-tale
Infected AVIAN daughters with like heat,
Whose survival instincts in the sacred Perch
TYRANNO saw, when by the Feathers led
His eye survay’d the dark Evolution
Of wingèd PTERODACTYL.

Next came one
Who crow’d in earnest, when the Climate Change
Maim’d his brute Image, unused arms lopt off
In his own Placenta, within yolked egg,
Where he sized down, and sham’d his Ancestors:
BIRD his Name, Sky Monster, upward flying
And downward Feeds: yet had his Nestle high
Rear’d in TREE BRANCHES, dreaded through the Webs
Of ARACHNIDS, in MOUNDS and ROTTING LOGS,
And INSECT HIVES and WORM-HILLS frontier bounds.

Him follow’d LIZARD, whose delightful Seat
Was fair ARID SANDS, on the sunny Rocks
Of DESERT and OASIS, lucid streams.
He also against the house of REX was shrunk:
A Tyrant once he lost and gain’d a Niche,
SNAKE his limbless Conquerour, whom he hide from
In the crags to disparage and starve-out
For one of SCAVENGER mode, whereon to earn
His odious suppers, and adore the BUGS
Whom he had vanquisht.

>>149321978
You nicked that off Joyce.

>>149322067
After these appear’d
A crew who under Names of new Renown,
UNGULATE, FELIS, CANIS and their Train
With monstrous shapes and body-hairs abus’d
Fanatic FORESTS and her Wilds, to seek
Thir wandring Furs disguis’d in cuteish forms
Rather then upright. Nor did the FISH scape
Th’ infection when their borrow’d Fins compos’d
The Calf in OCEAN: and the Rebel Beast
Doubl’d that sin on BEACHES and in STREAMS,
Lik’ning his Offspring to the Finned Reptile,
ICHTHYOSAUR, who in one Night when pass’d
From SEA-SHORE crawling, equal’d with one splash
Both her first born and all her pescy Chums.

PRIMATE came last, then whom a Spirit more lewd
Rose not from MAMMAL, or more gross to love
Vice for it self: To him no Airway bade
Or Seafloor breath’d; yet who more oft then hee
In Airways and at Seafloors, when the Limbs
Turn Dexterous, as did CHRIROPT’S Sons, who fill’d
With hair and snout the house of OURANOS.
In WEALDS and WOODLANDS he also Reigns
And in luxurious GROTTOES, where the noyse
Of riot echoes within thir deepst Caverns,
And injury and outrage: And when SUN
Lightens the Plains, then wander forth the Sons
Of PRIMATE, flown with sapience and thumbs.
Witness the Plains of GRASSLAND, and that night
In COMMUNE, when hospitable Neighbours
Yielded thir Sleep to prevent predation.

When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove’s fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th’Olympian host conceiv’d a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.

slurp status?

>>149322082
These were the prime in order and in might;
The rest were long to tell, though far renown’d,
Th’ SIMIAN Forms, of MONKEYS Issue held
Men, yet confest later then FISH and FROGS
Thir boasted Parents; CATARRH Reas’ns first born
With his enormous brood, and birthright seis’d
By young PONGO, he from mightier HOMO
His own and GIBBON’S Son like measure found;
So HOMO usurping reign’d: these first in STEPPE
And PASTURE known, thence on the Grassy top
Of warm SAVANNA rul’d the flatland Air
Thir highest Heav’n; or on the ALPINE Cliff,
Or in PALISADES, and through all the bounds
Of TUNDRAL Land; or who with PONGO old
Fled over DESERT to th’ BOSCAGE tangle,
And ore INTREPID roam’d the utmost Isles.

>>149321978
The stupid crying euros
Crying in their stupid beer
They wonder why they are so poor
As latam cheers fill their ears

As they order another sad round
And they drop their beer-filled tray
They shrug their shoulders up and down
We dont care anyway

>>149322046
you need to saty for bosta baryer

>>149322075
no, mine's about the front one

>we don't even have slagposting for this match

>>149322188
we didn't for the majority of the previous matches, /sp/ is kill

This is what happens when the slurp is too slurpy

>surprised there isn't a big audience for lafc vs tunis

Slag right before kickoff

I tried with my poem and no one commented >:(

>>149322188
small teams please understand

>>149322212
>>149322226
man city didn't reach bump limit too

When your team gets slag posted is when you know you made it.

>>149322251
what poem leaf bro?

>>149322285

Here
>>149322105

era

ERA

>>149322251
that's not impressive anymore in 2025

In a cabin dim lit by monitor glow,
A Canadian typed where the cold winds blow.
Maple-syrup soul, in flannel-clad grace,
He posted on /sp/ with a smirk on his face.

"Oh Europe!" he wrote, "Your pride in despair,
As samba and tango dance through your air.
Mbappé fell silent, Kane missed the cue,*
While Messi flew past in skies bold and blue."

He rhymed with finesse, poured heart into prose,
Mocked tiki-taka in lyrical blows.
“Your tactics are spreadsheets, your hearts made of stone,
Brazil plays with fire, Argentina with bone.”

He clicked submit, then sat back with pride,
Waiting for banter, to turn with the tide.
But the board stood still, a void of dead screens,
Just pepe reposts and Ronaldo memes.

No (You)s to be seen, no (You)s on the way,
His poem sank deep in the net’s vast grey.
He hit refresh once, he hit it again,
But no smug Euros came trolling in pain.

He sighed to himself, drank cold ginger ale,
The silence online made his triumph stale.
No baited rage, no praise or rebuff,
Just archived silence, brutal and rough.

"Was it too true?" he whispered alone,
"Did I strike nerves down to football bone?"
Yet in that silence, he almost believed
He’d won a small war—with no one aggrieved.

Back to the thread he returned, all forlorn,
In flannel and slippers, tired and worn.
The north wind howled, a moose passed by,
He sighed, “No (You)s today. But at least I tried.”

What was he thinking lmao retard

heh, stupid americans

>La ciudad de LA

The ref is a dunce
Crystal Palace would smash these shit cunts

can we skip this game already? It's so fucking boring

That's a dive

Messi League Soccer

>>149322105
>>149322300
you can do better

No era

KWAB

kwab

he dived a little but the guy was leaning hard on him

it was a good try tho

give that complaining kwab of a cunt a second yellow

They are lucky they got that given how often Bouanga dives in MLS kek.

>>149322336
>>149322338
True

>>149322251
I liked it; it was a fun little ditty but I had nothing particularly valuable to say about it

nice singing

>>149322315
literally me >:D

>>149322395
I assume it's from tunis because it's not DE-FENCE *clap clap*

did the ball hit the referee?

>>149322431
yes

zzzzz

think my mouse is finally giving up after 5 years
can't scroll down anymore

also what a kwab from LA

>>149322315
Impressive.. AI? Way too accurate though imo

That was an exciting passage of play

jabri lol

If he goes down there could be a red if there was no offisde

lmao what was that

Club America died for this.

I'm late to this one

Tunisbros how is this club?

>>149322501
yeah it keeps getting smarter

tiny audience is good in this case, usually arabs do this extremely annoying whistling every time the opponent gets the ball

>abolish ICE

>>149322533
If we had actual Americans in attendance, you'd hear nothing but monkey noises and freestyle rapping.

good challenge
nothing wrong with that

tunis keeper looks malnourished

>66 min
>no goal
Why am not in bed

>>149321250
That's a cute badge... I'll root for them.

>>149322489
Razer?

blame hugo

There should be a 15 second timer where players are allowed to just carry the ball and run with it

>>149322586
Logitech M590

>>149322501
you can usually tell because it devolves into nonsense and hamfisted imagery a few lines in
as opposed to most human poetry, which is like that from the first

Think I might have a read

GOALL

>LLORIS

EZ EZ EZ EZ

c'est fini

no way

Mexico on suicide watch

>>149322579
You want to see wether german autism or argie chimpout will come out on top in an hour and a half

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR

I simply cannot take female commentators seriously. The guys are usually terrible so I like watching in foreign languages but a woman's voice makes me switch streams or mute
Wish I could just have the stadium noise

>OH SAY CAN YOU SHAAAAART

>>149322627
just got back from reading euripides on the toilet

>>149320836 (OP)
From the land to the sea
Palestine will be free

cute seccy

>>149322656
were you dropping an UEFA 2025 CWC performance?

holy shit that female commentator is annoying when she screams

2nd soon

>>149322677
no it was more solid than that

I am suddenly reminded of the baffling graffiti someone had sprayed on the gate at my old workplace
"flop nigga"

>Lloris is not a Designated Player for LAFC
Huh. It's also interesting how his salary is only 1/8th of Giroud's.

Stop showing that bogged actress you damn americans nobody cares

Vita, vite e speranza
E sogno, sogno, sogni e speranza
Pace, pace, pace e speranza

what a save

what the actual fuck was that

HOLY TOLEDO!!!!

North Mexico should just forefit after that breakaway

>>149322742
They glorify ugliness so much

I think america would've put up a better performance at this cup than LA

bit o' ye ol' timmewasting

>>149321974
>Estrella federal tattoo
>Uses bikini and lives in Miami
Socialist are beyond retarded, get in your country and feed the poor old hag.

I like the time wasting but we have to score again

Why BRs can't finish?

>>149322771
Monterrey is pretty much the Chelsea of Mexico, top tier plastic team but mediocre as fuck except when it matters, if America was in this shit they would have gone full Bayern.

I'm from Monterrey and I'm saying this as a fan of Monterrey.

do you get to keep the ball if you catch it?

nice shot dickhead

>>149322813
I have a question for mechico: Whats Necatza ? Why Don Ramon says "yo le voy al Necatza" every time some faggy shit happens? What's the joke? Thanks

not his dick

>>149322847
thanks

>>149322817
not in soccer
fifa is very strict about it, same as NBA

>>149322859
It's a team that no longer exists but it disappeared before I was born so I don't know too much about it tbqh, the joke was that Don Ramon was a hardcore fan and that's it... The real faggot team in Mexico is Chivas de Guadalajara because there are A LOT of faggots in Guadalajara.

algerian supremacy

>>149321237
If esperance wins flamengo is guaranteed in oitavas

>+8

>>149322817
I am afraid so.

imagine if they do it

>Giroud and Bouanga take up 48,91% of LAFC's total payroll

>>149322937
can't win with those niggas

>>149322937
they can buy our squad to instantly get better

>El tricampeon Mexicano perdio contra este equipo

nearly cunted that in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvqJ92IrlJc&list=RDWvqJ92IrlJc&start_radio=1
prefer the Moors desu

ERA

Refball incoming

era

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME REFFIES

>>149322859
>Whats Necatza ?
An old team that was pretty good around the same time the series started but never won anything until the 90s.
>Why Don Ramon says "yo le voy al Necatza" every time some faggy shit happens?
Because it was his team, while all the other teams weren't so they were faggy shit.

Necaxa still exists but they aren't really good they are middle of the road on the mediocre Liga MX.

it's over

Holy fucking rigged

Super era

ERA

Esperance has outplayed LA hugely, gay af.

mega era

Fucking hell.

>>149322898
Oh nevermind, I just found out Necaxa still exists lmao, they are really irrelevant right now and are bottom tier. People really loved them back then but they are just a shadow of what they used to be....

I hate these kind of pens

Why the fuck would that be a penalty?

era hard

>penalty

RIG IT
RIG IT NOW

inshallah He will not allow it to find the back of the net

USA USA USA
FIGHT AND WIN
FIGHT AND WIN
FIGHT AND WIN

this referee voice thing is fucking cancerous

refball wins again

>>149323016
you can not kick other player's feet

NO NO MICHAEL THIS IS SO NOT RIGHT

they played the advantage tho

>>149322859
necaxa changed its name in those names, to say you were a necaxa fan meant you were a man

>penalty for that
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me lads

>Get bailed out by VAR
>Still bottle the penalty and lose

Wow 99 having a stinker game

>>149323026
>>149323026
>>149323026
>>149323026
>>149323026

Oh no no no

>>149323028
>>149323032
lmao

BALL DON'T LIE

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>león and alajuelense died for this

LMAO BYE MUTTS

HOLY SHIT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lmao

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KWAB

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>>149322567
apologize

>>149323038
Who gave this anon the script?

>MLelS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

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Oh no no no. Latinx btfo.

CONCACAF sisters...

xQc tier penalty

Glad he missed lol. i'm mildly rooting for MLS team but i wouldn't want to draw like that

holy shit he was MILES offside

>the absolute state of California

what's happening?

MLELS absolute KWABS

CALL THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY

USA WINS 1-ACK

ref forgot his watch again

is this referee retarded?

>>149323087
*MLS teamS

It was nearly super kino at the other end

>>149323087
yeah lame penalty

>>149323077
BASED
TOTAL LATINX DEATH

all that money for what lol

This so rigged lmao, imagine falling for the Infantino cup (sponsored by bwin)

Alright Mexico you can have California back after all

>>149323118
The pen took a good 6 minutes

You did it, Tunisia!

Really glad we didn't settle on Dolo for NT coach lmao
What a fucking choker

LAFC did not deserve a spot in this cup. Get fucked

Good riddance

I'm glad my MLS team can't embarrass themselves in front of the world like this

there were at least 2 world cup winners in that LA team btw
lmao

>>149323118
Soccer is gay for this shit.

First MENA win. Congrats.

>>149323139
Yeah and they've been shit

For smaller teams the prize money is gigantic

>>149321255
I- I kneel...

>>149323135
They robbated my Leon spot fucking gringos. James Rodriguez would scored that pen

Realistically, what do we do against chelsea?

>>149323165
Beat them

Should have been 3-0 and we get to park the bus against the bongs but we did what we do best.

>>149323165
Out of the """"""""big"""""""" euro teams that one is the most beatable

>>149323199
>colours are algerine
>best player is algerian
>tunisian club
interesting combo

amerikwabs got btfo, that is what matters.

>>149323240
you are seething, brown and poor

>>149323257
why are you describing yourself to me? I don't care about you, panchito

my toes are cold; I'm gonna go have a hot shower
see you in the next thread, bros

>>149323240
We created Blaili, he's basically Tunisian.

>>149323285
wikipedia says it was MC Oran

>>149323271
>n-no u
good argument

>MLelSoy
>MLelSoy players
>MLelSoy coaches
>MLelSoy performances
>MLelSoy results
Gay weak fanbase, gay weak league. No wonder the USMNT is so shit these days, our EuroGODS have to carry MLelSoy trash

>>149323165
Beat them, they are a worse team than LAFC. None of these euro teams seem good. We will see Bayern tonight I suppose.

our goal scorer was suspended for cocaine btw

>>149323309
He made his name here, and when he got banned for drugs and no one wanted him we brought him back and won 2 champions leagues. And now that people call him old and busted he's shining again here.

>Diveball
>Refball
>NO ERA PENAL
>VARBALL
>12+ motherfucking minutes
>Still lose

Holy fuck that was embarassing.

>>149323165
Chelsea aren't gonna do shit unless you roll over for them

>>149323456
he looks like an exciting player, I wonder what he'd look like in a better league

>>149324015
He's too rowdy to make it in euro or even petroarab leagues. He can only get away with it here or in Algeria. I think he shoved a female referee or something 2 years ago.