Thread 149322250

/afl/ saturday

was just about to bake a newey but this will do...
picrel: carlton v north

>after not cooming for 48 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZP9gvyVw-Y

>>149322335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BkLhrVmQQU

Why do hot teachers keep trying to have sex with students?

The Chad Zoomer Boy vs The Virgin Cuck Millennial "Man"

>>149322808
>beaner
>in america
unsure the relevance to australian footy, mate.

Thats a wop not a beaner

>wop
foy

>>149322923
this is a wop

they're called wogs you retarded seppo poofs

>>149323461
here, she'd be a wog
there, she's a wop.
seethe and cope

>>149323523
you live in australia cockhead

>>149323523
retarded post

>>149323599
>>149323759
dumb wogs

>they fell for the being good in may meme again kek
its a bane year deal with it

nate caddys mum

nate caddys mum's bum + tum

orgy with nate caddys mum, sarah jones and carrie bickmore

geelong 'white flag' cats

>>149323837
uhh caddys mum can watch I guess

No one:

Absolutely no one:

The plebocracy:
FUG FUG FUG.
MUVVA MUVVA FUG, MUVVA MUVVA FUG FUG MUVVA FUG MUVVA FUG NOISE NOOSE NOISE
1 2 1 2 3 4
NOISE NOISE NOISE
SMOGIN WEED SHMOGIN WEED
DOIN COGE DRINGEN BEERZ
DRINGEN BEERZ BEERZ BEERZ
ROLLEN FADDIES SMOGEN BLUNDS
WHO SMOGE DUH BLUNDS? WE SMOGE DUH BLUNDS
ROLLEN BLUNDS N SMOKE EM xD xD

no-one:
mickhead with his new rc larp:

>>149324628
fire

How do I make a trip code?

HORRIBLE stench of shit just wafted through the thread.

you know that article is bullshit because rugby league also doesn't have free games on a saturday
fuck off nrlsperg

test

>>149324628
you realise there is categorically nothing inherently wrong with smoking weed?

>>149324628
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

>>149324628
terminally online loser

There is literally nothing wrong with being fat

>>149324812
context
>In March, Cossar received an email from Foxtel informing him that all Hubbl apps – including Kayo – would no longer be available in very remote areas.

>With no free-to-air-option and no access to streaming, he’s been unable to watch his team play on Saturday night.

>“I can only think of swear words,” he said. “It’s totally annoying because I’m watching less and less AFL because I simply can’t access it.

>“I was a big footy fan, but honestly, now I’m watching more rugby league than Aussie rules now.”

There is literally nothing wrong with eating your own shit, cum and piss

nrl has the exact same problems you retarded faggot, i actually watch both so i know
fuck off nrlsperg

Just realized why it's called 'bronx' cheers

>>149324628
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>>149324812
context
>article published by channel nine

>>149324848
Well, actually there are several downsides to it. But if you want to be legally plebocrat then by all means smoke as much as you like.

Jade Ellenger's sexy feetw

>>149322250 (OP)
>/af/
lol

>>149325002
>boomers tell hyperbole to hyperbole media platform
would bet my life he wasn't a second of rugby

>>149325164
Theres also downsides to running marathons, whats your point dipshit? Do you just live in a bunker with titantium walls and cut off your tongue so you dont have the possibility of choking on it and dying?

>>149325002
>I was a big footy fan
straff?

>>149324848
There's negative side effects to every single drug, marijuana included. In order for any drug to work there has to be negative impacts, otherwise it wouldn't work in the first place.

It does my head in how weed smokers pretend that their drug of choice is somehow perfect

Jas Smyth's big bum

Plebocracy out in full force this morning I see.

>>149324848
https://www.9news.com.au/world/study-finds-marijuana-use-doubles-risk-of-dying-from-heart-disease/af8eeabb-917f-440a-9314-358290575589
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/jun/17/cannabis-use-could-double-risk-of-heart-deaths-study-suggests
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/28/health/marijuana-edibles-heart-damage-wellness

wish people wouldn't spark up in shopping centres when I'm trying to buy a nice shirt.

>>149325394
already been disregarded as a fluff piece

Hard to take anyone that uses the word 'plebocracy' seriously in the slightest. Reddit-personified.

I'm feelin' rough, I'm feelin' raw
I'm in the prime of my life
Let's make some music, make some money
Find some models for wives
I'll move to Paris, shoot some heroin and fuck with the stars
You man the island and the cocaine and the elegant cars
This is our decision to live fast and die young
We've got the vision, now let's have some fun
Yeah, it's overwhelming, but what else can we do?
Get jobs in offices and wake up for the morning commute

>>149325261
What are the benefits of smoking weed other than a temporary pleasure which is no where near as good as sex?

>oh but it heightens le sensations such as sex xD xD


Yeah you know what does that even better? Having run a marathon a few hours earlier.

Most "le weed" smokers don't even have sex and use it to cope. They're "literally" unfit incels larping as their favourite stoner movie character.

@149325537
This isn't footy related

>>149325537
can you please rewrite whatever point or statement you believe you are making to be more concise. thanks

crazy how this iteration of rc literally does not talk about footy besides "le rig" shit. decline in cognitive ability? or something else?

it's an interesting discussion

>>149325762
its just mickhead
notice how his indian vpn mick stopped around the time the rc impersonation started

based rc dropping truthies

SO true

>>149324510
As a trans man I know what it's like to play footy with a binder and holy shit it's difficult. Congrats to Tilly and I hope they kick ass this season.

RC shows his true colours with his braindead "fuck ha jewz" narrative. Keep believing the lies you moron.

>>149325762
IF you want to talk about footy in 2025...

THEN you need to mention the match fixing that comes with it. There's no way around it if you want a serious discussion of the league.

Where is Krystall Furscutt now?
Krystall became one of the most famous women from Big Brother, after appearing in the 2006 season. She even made it to one of the biggest video game franchise series at the time, appearing on the cover and in the game of Need For Speed Pro Street.
For many blokes growing up though, she was regularly featured in Zoo, as a columnist and often a cover girl, not only on Zoo, but also FHM and Ralph.
These days she a 38 year old mum of three, a Christian and married to a property developer, and her name is now Krystal Hipwell. Her husband is also architect/ builder, and they flip properties.
She runs Bunker Escapes - a successful business building lavish homes - and the couple boast a $25million property portfolio.
She also has had a reduction in the size of her previous "assets", her tits.

We get to watch Collingwood play football today. We are truly blessed.

>>149326147
Shouldn't have got them removed imo

>>149326051
My thoughts exactly. Trans slang for 'bra' maybe.

>>149326147
>slut for 20 years
>hits wall
>i am a le christian now xd
why are they like this

>>149326185
Only on Fox Footy™!

>>149326217
What do you have against sluts mate? Is it because they won't fuck you?

>>149326217
Probably because she has children and life experience and wants her kids to learn from her mistakes.

>>149326298
>mistakes
Absolutely nothing wrong with being a sexually active woman.

>>149326147
got the same bec judd drug-fucked 1000 cock stare

>>149326367
>le 1000 cock stare
Instead of calling you out for the misogynistic idiot that you are, I'm going to let you challenge this assumption. Why would having sex with 1000 men make a woman feel empty or disconnected?

buy scratchies

A woman only realises her destiny in a harem

ive nooticed a strange correlation in recent times, many redditors seem to support the cats

>>149326627
Realitywise, this is an ideological narrative to justify sexual entitlement.

>realitywise
wat

>>149326537
Sorry but I won't be engaging with an antisemite

>>149326859
Shalom Harry

>>149326859
Of course you wouldn't. Judaism is the most sexist religion

Got a mate who knows Will Minson's son
Says that a week doesn't go by without someone shouting at Minson in the street either "Fuck you, Will!" or "Get Minson off! get him off!"

Feel sick and want to die just hate myself no point living anymore

POWAH

i want to watch Harry Mckay try and kick the football between the goals not this Curnow slop

>>149326122
>THEN you need to mention the match fixing that comes with it.
IF you want to keep saying there's "match fixing"
THEN you need to provide actual evidence for it

>>149327487
nithe whuskuth padduh

>>149325922
it's also only the first third that really matters
oh wow i'm old and rich, cool my body is fucked and i can't do anything anyway

might go to the pub by myself

i wouldnt say there is hard match fixing but the afl definitely has preferred results and provides some assistance to achieve this

>>149327673
see you there

>>149323221
she's a cuban jew mutt

>they made everyone wear a white shirt for dangers "big moment"
>had the first 4 goals of the game kicked against them
>lost by 41

pirate stream: sorted
cancelled kayo last month and it only stopped working yesterday just in time for errol and paps to come back into the side so fuck you kayo.

>>149327792
trvke
the ben keays "behind" was one of these

SLEEPY RC
CANT STRING A SENTENCE TOGETHER OR THREE

Sick and tired of it
Not in the mood to talk about it

>>149328315
what you using?

>>149328382
https://vipleague.live/aussie-rules

i remember i was watching an illegal foxtel stream a decade ago and a code popped up on the screen and then foxtel killed the cunts subscription kek

>>149328403
that happened with a PPV boxing stream I was watching on twitch a year ago. bloke was streaming on fb live also.

>>149328403
i think that's how they used to verify who was streaming. they did it to the danny green vs mundine fight

christ players duck a lot these days
how do the fucking retarded umpires keep falling for this shit?

theres an ad with kath and ruby watching footy together at home
are they lesos?

>>149328309
Humiliation ritual so he can get a cushy AFL job post retirement.

>>149328481
Lets just say they have their licker licence

The day I regard a woman, Muslim, Jew, queer, nigger or poof as my equal is the day my heart stops beating

Pansy is a great insult

rc dementia arc

>>149328555
So true

anyone else monitoring the situation?

>>149328642
two more weeks

Fucking sick of it all
Hate what footy has become
No joy innit anymore complete waste of time

don't read my posts CUNT

Chad Warner got gaped by another afl but I'm sworn to secrecy and cannot say anything more

Steven May

archer may

I'm writing a sequel to Freddie Got Fingered. Working title is Gordy Got Gaped

>>149328403
years ago same thing happened to a hacked foxtel gold card i had

In my opinion, the quality of these threads has never been better
Perhaps only the height of vaxxposting beat it

holy fuck gaz did him a favour by cucking him

Bum's bleeding again

Are we back?

>>149328783
>>149328785
samefag

>>149328778
All you need is (some) money, (mild) fame and an enormous dick

WEITERING IS DOWN AND OUT FOR THE SEASON

More like wettering the bed haha

>>149328790
That's an odd assumption

Why the FUCK are the Pies playing a home game at the Shitbox

Lads, Patrick just posted

hellooooooo?

*echo*

Footy's shit now no one bothers watching

is tdk related to software development kit?

>>149328982
tdk does amazing things to my system

bong tele ads have a god-awful amount of swarthy melinated types.

>>149328982
No but C++ May

>>149322250 (OP)
>shit OP picrel
>no /afl/ in subject

>>149329007
The racist idiot.

Not in the mood for anything
Might have to watch some tranny porm to wake me from this slumber. That may fire some of the slunbering neurons

Convince me to turn this game on and watch it instead of just checking the score updates

Suicide looms

>>149329094
you are the most racist poster in this general you fuckhead

>>149329094
the faeces eating narcissist.

>>149329104
It's shit don't even bother checking the scores

Hate myself and want to die

love myself and want to live

I don't deserve life I just waste it I'm worthless I'm a disgrace

Hate RC and want him to die

Hope carlton loses so that wog with the gigabrows streams and take callers with equally depressed wogs. I don't hate him, he's actually ok but it's like they enjoy torturing themselves, I can't look away.

>>149329175
Just filter the faggot.

wonder if pink's missus is watching

lgtv webOS fucking SUCKS
this tv is fucking ass boys never buy lg the software is complete and utter garbage

uhhh wogbros?

LELkey

>>149329240
you trying to watch kayo on it?
might be the app that's the problem

>>149329240
dumb Kath.

pooper shaturday

Roos look like a Top 8 team against Carlton here

>>149329240
Get one of those Hubbl boxes. I got one for free and it's what I use to watch streaming apps now. The Kayo app seems to be shit on a lot of things. It's Playstation app was utter ass.

>>149329240
tried flashing the firmware lad
surely there's a bunch of autists out there who've made a decent foss smart tv os alternative

voss MUST go

>>149329277
this
hubbl is overpriced but it works well if you can get it for cheap
hopefully it survives the DAZN purge that's coming to Foxtel

>>149329255
maybe just fucking wanna put the cunt of a thing on and listen to it as i do house shit but no lg has other commitments apparently
>>149329280
will look into it again but last time i checked they patched it, there could have been an update since tho

Cirnobros?

good signs from north this season

i guess thats why they call it the blues

gayo is absolutely ass on every device

Roos player had the most guilty look after that push in the back, very lucky to get that goal

Based norfies

>>149329360
works well on pc
only downside is no 4k yet

>>149329313
I assume it would as it's just a centralised hub for their network of apps and I assume they get a cut from non-Foxtel apps which you subscribe through them.
I don't know why they can stream fine through it but struggle on other things though. Surely it's not that hard to ensure your app is stable? Or maybe that would require not hiring Indians.

we're going to finish last again

sharlton poos

>>149329396
thought trading draft picks away for experienced players like baker and graham was meant to prevent this

>>149329396
You'll get band 1 (free pick #1) for Oscar Allen.
At least, you would've before he got injured.

>>149329276
Well yeah, it's Carlton.
They are a comfortably the 3rd worst side in the league only propped up by continually gifted wins by playing West Coast and Norf.

Now Norf have gone past them, which probably makes them bottom 2.

>Blooooooos
heh

Carlton used to stop at half time, now they stop at quarter time.

>they could have had 3 top 15 picks for harley reid 2 years ago
>now they will get pick 10 or something

are you blokes watching carlton vs north?

They stopped 10 minutes in, they usually have a nice 3+ goal buffer at quarter time and then ride it out, no such thing today.

Gravy Poos....yum!

>>149329475
Picks are useless if you don't have the old heads around to actually train them up. Which West Coast have lost.

>>149329484
>>149329501
Robert Walls packing it in early is infectious.

>>149329488
Going to be like pick 25. Geelong's first round pick will slide with F/S, academies and bids.

>>149329507
thats not true
richmond were winning flags when west coast were shit
now they have got rid of every old cunt and surpassed the eagles already in 1 year

>the racist idiot
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Jew%2A/username/reality/

>>149329507
They could bring back Ben Cousins.
Richmond got him over to help teach their young guys and a few years later they're winning flags.

>>149329091
seeth

>>149329533
Jews aren't a race mate.

Last time as far as I can tell Carlton scored ONE and only ONE (1) behind in a match was against Brisbane, Round 21, 2022

kek

based fev ratting out all these dweebs to the entire country

>>149329608
cupla big fat bums there

fev definitely bullied a few kids in his high school days

>>149329385
what the webapp? that has memory leaks out the ass. i need to run it incognito or else it'll use up all 32gb of my ram.

real incel hours

>>149329608
wonder how many of them had penises in them the night before

>>149329500
i'd rather not be reminded why i never bet on h2h wins
fucked my 'ti

>>149329488
>they could have had 3 top 15 picks
norths picks ended up being 20,22,23

>>149329613
>bashed
>forced to eat sand
>excluded
kek at the level of detail. guarantee fevo was bashing autistic chuds at 12 too.

>>149329660
>the Dees offered picks No.6, No.11 and No.42, plus a future first, for the No.1 pick
that 2024 future first ended up being pick 6

where was i wrong?

there's a y*nk on my screen

This year marks
>30 years since Carlton's last flag
>25 years since Essendon last flag
>15 years since Collingwood's last flag
>10 years since Hawthorn's last flag
>5 years since Richmond's last flag

>>149329608
Hate fat back of knees like you wouldn't believe.

>blues got absolutley pantsed

got a kek out of me.

>>149329695
go saints btw

>>149329608
43 can sit on my face any day

what am i up for using shitting streaming sites like strikeout. i don't care about 'ads' but i assume every link i press is trying to hack me

>>149329613
>>149329675
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/fevola-bingle-thread.287809/post-6396140

>Hahaha - I used to go to the Hallam hotel many years ago and watch some young moron try to get into a blue with anybody he could get his hands on. He would then go to the hotdog stand outside, buy 10 dogs and proceed to throw then at everybody. Somebody said to me "that guy is on Carltons list". Times may have changed but the Fev certainly hasn't.

>>149329608
so fat and probably.ugly, it's no wonder they all want to become men

grim

>>149329680
imagine how good the iggs could be right now with tholstrup and langford wowee

>>149329613
was thinking this kek
he told some story about some bullied kid wearing his retard jumper to footy jumper day at school and everyone "cheered" him

can guarantee the exact opposite happened

Carlton has always been shit. Got rigged into a prelim in 2023 for the sole purpose of keeping their supporters engaged.

>>149329754
retard point
you could give the eagles nick daicos and they would stiill be absolute rubbish
enjoy losing reid for peanuts kek

>>149329608
Women's footy...it's not great is it? Why can't they score?

>>149329755
>and everyone "cheered" him
They probably did. Good job, champ.

the absolute STATE of Carlton

been lifting consistently for a couple years straight now but still dyel by /fit/ standards. caught up with my mates for the first time in ages and now they all think i'm on steroids. why are normies like this?

>>149329746
retarded how they try to make it sound like it's a good thing
>There's no action required
wow ty so generous of you

fuck there would be some glorious wog chimp outs at the mcg right now
remember last year when one threw a full water bottle at the goal ump

>>149329772
he's not going to melbourne mate get over it

>>149329522
richmond are absolutely still being carried by their remaining veterans. taranto, hopper, prestia, nank, balta (when available) and lynch do the heavy lifting for them, taking the most attention from their opposition week in week out while letting the kids have a relatively comfy introduction to league footy

iggs, due to their completely FUCKED age profile either have/had decrepit borderline broken down retirees or 2nd/3rd year at the coal face every week and they are getting pummeled for it.
harley and hewett cop tags, ginbey, edwards and brock are now the key defenders, there is no ruck worth mentioning and archer reid can't kick for shit. jack williams looks decent though

>they paid so much for tim kelly they cant drop him as it would be too embarrassing
cunts plodding around getting 10 touches a game kek

what fired up iggsboomer?

>>149329810
Agree, probably Geelong or Essendon.

>>149329835
ive been exposing the eagles retard trade strategies

as an igg i want matt clarke fucking executed

45 brownlow vote getter Patrick Cripps

i know baker's been good for los iggos but holy fuck it's still an awful trade
>matt owies was the key piece to it happening
big KEK

predicting carlton by a rig

Doctor thinks that I have hepatitis

>>149329878
when pike said owies was a good pick up because he'll set standards on the training track while putting pressure on the 22 i lost my fucking shit

>>149329878
>b-but pick 3 wouldn't have made the eagles any better this year

>>149329746
got this just now, likely because I cancelled it

>>149329883
I said probably hep A. Not the end of the world mate.

lets not pretend iggs customers were at all happy with trading pick 3 mate

>>149329608
https://www.playhq.com/afl/org/southern-football-league-tas/southern-football-league-tas-2025/sfl-community-league-senior-women/game-centre/15b8bfbe
>Scored a goal in the first quarter
>Was enough to win the game

Kinda annoyed #14 isn't listed there, so looks wife tier in that shot.

>>149329833
They can't drop him because they gave him a two year extension about 3 weeks ago.

>>149329883
based james hird. if you know you know

Gonna use arch btw

wonder how much mrs pink costs the north melbourne catering on game day

>>149329883
>Got diagnosed in a thread last night as having Hep A or E
>Google says it's from undercooked pork or faecal contamination
>Mumza never did wash her hands properly
>Probably ate some of her poo in a meal

>>149329954
Good morning saar

>>149329937
Curators taken over by trannies, use artix instead.

nice brownlow medalist kek
nice coleman medalist kek

SACK VOSS
A
C
K

V
O
S
S

>check half time score
>kek
>check current score
kek, kek, KEEEEKKKKK

>>149329990
A beautiful zero pressure out on the full kick from the 45 vote getter

I swear if anyone make poo jokes on me in /afl/

>>149329990
yep it's funny besides 5 players their list is dogshit, people only started to realise this late last year when most of them were out

VOSS OUT

zack williams annoys me
also someone webm that guy crying kek

>>149330016
Not sure if youre talking about Calton, North, Pies, Crows, Port or GWS

my mate got banned for posting a photo of nate caddys mother last night and he wanted me to tell you that he doesn't regret it at all

>>149330033
no one pretends north or port have a good list
pies have a good list but gws you could probably put in the carlton camp at this point
sydney as well

I would like to eat some chocolate and drink some coffee

>>149330066
tits or gtfo

>it's a laugh at carlton year again
reminder that they only made finals last year because of a few mega rigged games, should've been pies or fred in 8th place

>North lead by 40
>But there's still enough time for Carlton to come back
Get ready for NORF

>>149329695
Who won in 2023?

>>149330048
based

>>149330083
Carlton's non-effort is a stronger force than Norf's choke

>>149330048
Imagine getting banned over a pair of bolt ons. Not worth it at all. Not even worth eating a 15 minute timer for it.

nate caddys left leaning massive dick
nate caddys mums nipples

Might give the misso another belting tonight.

>>149330110
imagine reporting someone for it even more cringe

WABA you in mate?

The guy posting someone getting pegged by a big dyke strapon was worth it though. Enjoyed that.

Carlton may as well fold now.
I mean, why play? They are just going to lose.

*be's joining in the chorus*

Hope the players have umbrellas for the spit waterfall coming their way as they leave the ground.

just want a sexy gf

>Bonnie says: “ Only Fans took unprecedented action by banning me for making content, while multiple other creators are mimicking my entire marketing techniques and events.
>“They deemed my content ‘dangerous’, although I’m the only person creating this content who has never publicly made statements about ending up in hospital, due to creating unsafe environments. Nor have I publicly explained my sadness due to these events, unlike others who are allowed to stay.
>“The main difference between me and the others, I’m more successful and don’t cry or bleed after my events, as I understand my body and my limits.”
SHOTS. FUCKING. FIRED.
How will Annie respond to this?

CARLTON IS A FUCKING DISGRACE
JUST WIND UP THE CLUB
EVERY FUCKING WORM OUT THERE WEARING THE JUMPER SHOULD BE MADE TO PERSONALLY APOLOGISE TO SUPPORTERS

Keep it football related. Annieposting is off-topic garbage and a reportable offence.

>>149330173
How else, by being a whore.

Sick my ass hair nigger

>>149330173
Is the content getting a train ran on them?

annie knight is as topical in afl as vaccine mandates are

Shove your on-topic posting up your arse, dickhead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiRxJIIp2WU
Stream scheduled for Blues fans to call in and cry on camera about their team

>>149330197
Carlton has taken 22 blue and white kangaroo cocks in 2 hours.

Lads, Blake just posted

KEK

The following is a list of PISSWEAK MAGGOTS who should never be permitted to play football again
>Tom De Koning
>Adam Cerra
>George Hewett
>Nick Haynes
>Jacob Weitering
>Alex Cincotta
>Oliver Hollands
>Jack Silvagni
>Adam Saad
>Sam Docherty
>Patrick Cripps
>Blake Acres
>Corey Durdin
>Mitch McGovern
>Marc Pittonet
>Jaxon Binns
>Charlie Curnow
>Lachie Fogarty
>Matthew Carroll
>Cooper Lord
>Orazio Fantasia
>Zac Williams
>Jesse Motlop
Shit footy players but worse than that: outright shit human beings

lmao

the kid crying haaaaaaaahahhhahhahahahahahahahahahahahah

She's marrying into the "prestigious" Brayshaw AFL family. Not off topic.

Someone webm that crying Blooser kid. I have a feeling that webm will be useable in a lot of situations.

HAHAHAHA BLOOSER MAGGOT KID GET FUKT

>St Kilda are an upgrade to Carlton
>$1.7M/year AND a better team

>>149330225
A hot take. A valid take.

>>149330225
Zero pressure to perform as well, since St. Kilda don't even care about winning flags. They are just happy to be there.

dont take pics of children you sick fuck

won't laugh at the crying kid, i'm above that

>>149330228
>browny: "that's bad parenting"
KEK

>>149330228
HAHAHAHAH WHAT A FUCKHEAD FUCKWIT BOO HOO CRY YOU LITTLE FAGGOT NIGGER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>149330239
Doesn't his daughter support Carlton?

>>149330228
>big ears
>FAS
>will be balding as a teen
>blues supporter
holy kek this kid had no chance. i expect him to be suicide posting in here in 5-6 years

>>149330228
Joffa liked this.

I'll fucking kill myself

>>149330245
i think that was the joke

Probably the most troubling contrast between both sides is the tackling, seems North lays every tackle they throw and Carlton can't make anything stick.

seeing that kid has really brightened my day
probably won't rope tonight

>>149330251
Don't do it.
Be a better man than Robert Walls.

There's no light at the end of the tunnel for me, I'm just so sad all the time

some absolute specimens go to the footy

Perfact game of footy for this season: absolute shit

>>149330254
Fair enough, not watching the game. Didn't know it was a joke.

>>149330242
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

>carlton ethnics popping off in the crowd
kek

>>149329902
he said Doctor, not delusional shit-scoffer

I'M A BLOOSER BABY

>>149330228
>Talk about schoolyard bullying at half time and trying to stop it
>Broadcast this so all his schoolmates will screencap it and share it around
Yeah good one kek

>>149330282
Saved

>>149330282
imagine the bullying on monday
actually these days everyone is so soi he'll probably be made australian of the year or something
fucking disgrace of a country

>>149330228
>that haircut
>that dented head
>that supporting a shit team
eternal KWAB

>>149330282
poor kid probably only goes to the footy once or twice a year
this was his moment to maybe see his first win live
you guys are heartless bastards

>>149330277
webm please? Ethnics are the best cuties.

>>149330265
I watched some bloke with no neck go up to the kick it forward guys on the hill at gather round and start talking to them until they left mid quarter lel

>>149330291
this

>>149330291
shouldn'ta been a wimp kek
only got himself to blame
never show your emotions in public

>>149330282
>the plebocracy when they realise their precious AFL is rigged

the funniest thing is the carlton fans still think they're a chance based on all this seething

>>149330282
Thinking the big brother in the hoodie gave him some bants and he couldn't handle it. Kek.

>>149330291
I'm a blooser baby
so why don't you kill me

>>149330282
crisp

>>149330291
We're not laughing at the kid, dummy. We're laughing at the Blues and what they've done to him.

>>149330282
vossy will probably just show this to the bloos in their match review

what a SHIT game of footy.

>>149330291
It's rude for sure, but Carlton do this to all their customers. As >>149330283 said they're fucking spastics for broadcasting crying kids. Good thing it's only a reaction vid we'll shitpost about, but the problem is what high profile platforms like X and Facebook will do, that's where he'd never see the end of it

LOOK AT WHAT THIS TEAM HAS DONE TO ME

based Mario from Doncaster

go on post your face online then

>>149330291
i'm not laughing at the kid personally, i'm laughing at the shitshow that led to him crying

>>149330311
You don't speak for the plebocracy mate.

Old mate here from kekistan >>149330298 seems pretty chuffed about it

DOES SEN TAKE TALKBACK AFTER A GAME?

>>149330291
I am literally a schizophrenic sociopath
I am a danger to others

>>149330291
>you guys are heartless bastards
Carlton are heartless. No fucking heart at all, pea heart shitters who can't even put away North. No idea why their fans even fill seat to see this fucking slop week in and week out. Disgusting football, disgusting club

i smoke ice

>he will get bullied at school!
kek his class is probably 90% jeets and chinks that have no idea about afl

>>149330317
kek. His best one was wearing the vomit soaked sweater as a JFK esque reminder.

CARLTON HQ IS UNDER SIEGE
UNDER LOCKDOWN
22 NAKED BLUES WANTING TO BE FUCKED
BIG HARD THROBBING ROOS RAMMING BLUEBAGGER BUTT

>>149330327
Oh wow. Scary.

What's Carlton's 5AA

rev up sen
i should call in and false flag as a wog and cry about losing setterfield

>carlton getting like 5 injuries now as well
kwab

>>149330336
I saw an Indian guy decked out in full Cats gear at the prelim last year. I still remember it because it's the first time I've ever seen an Indian at the footy.

>2 mins to go
>30 points down
>celebrating and trying to pump team up
fuck this is funny

>>149330345
SEN 1116

>>149330347
>malakas across every line on the field
POOO YOU BASTARD

leigh matthews just said the blues cant win from here

>>149330345
SEN I believe, not sure if they take talkback or it needs to wait until after the last game tonight.

mpv 'https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_1/chunklist.m3u8'

McGovern is the only cunt who cares out there

All finishes like this do is paper over cracks. This should be treated like a 7+ goal loss to Norf.

Still time for a rigged finish.

>>149330345
SEN but I don't know if they take calls during the day. If it was a prime time slot it would be gold to listen to.

what the FUCK is McGovern's problem

KID REDEMPTION ARC :D

jeez is Hamish on the camera? obsessed with that kid

>stops crying
>gets hopes up
>gets broken again
FUCKING KEK

>>149330361
>>149330368
>>149330372
Cheers m8s, either way they'll definitely put up a highlight if there is one the next day

pink has absolutely raped curnow

poor kid has had his hopes raised only to be inevitably crushed at the final siren

yeh i support CARLTON
Cumming All Round Lithe Teens Opulent Nipples

>>149330374
unlike the rest of the team, he's actually trying

Carlton are too shit to pull off what Collingwood did.

imagine the umpires gifted a double goal haha

>>149330378
Literally a life lesson. Every time you think things are going to get better they don't. Get used to it, kid.

even when north melbourne win, they lose

Carlton are a poor man's football club

VOSS OUT

you just know toby pink has a feeder fetish and is going to get the sloppiest blow job of all time tonight

I hope she is ok wherever she is

JOIN IN THE CHORUS

honestly the worst game of football i've seen since last night's disgrace

>>149330393
Any team that calls Dockland a home ground is a poor man's club.

>>149330400
kek that bloke beneath her got the PTSD

SACK VOSS

Two fucking shit teams. They should both be kicked out of the AFL.

>>149330400
CHIK CHIK BOOM

FREEZING FROGS AND FUNKY DANCE
BENEATH THE BLUE AND WHITE SHE STANDS
WE PRAISE OUR EASTERN WONDERLAND
CIRNORFIES, CIRNORFIES

OUT WE COME, OUT WE COME, OUT WE COME TO PLAY
FREEZE THE FROGS AT SANAE’S SHRINE TO PASS THE TIME AWAY
RUMIA, MYSTIA, WRIGGLE, DAIYOUSEI
CIRNORFIE BOYS ARE HARD TO BEAT WHEN CIRNO COMES TO PLAY

SO JOIN IN THE CHORUS, THE STRONGEST IN THE WORLD
JOIN IN THE CHORUS, BELOVED TOMBOY GIRL
GOOD OLD CIRNORFIES, COME OUT WITH PERFECT FREEZE
CIRNORFIES ARE THE TEAM THAT PLAYS TO WIN FOR (YOU) AND ME

Been over 60 hours since I came. Doubt I'm gonna last much longer. Especially if you post stuff like this >>149330400

Toby Pink is living the life we all dream of.

I don't mind the Norf song. Pity we never hear it.

KANGA KANGA KANGA

>>149330416
this is the post

mad wogs give me a stiffy

>Now, Harry, will you denounce the crimes of Israel live on air for our audience?
WHOA, NICKY DAL! Careful son, you'll trigger the tribe

Hearts to hearts and hands to hands,
Beneath the Blue and White we stand, we shout,
God bless our native land North Hobart, North Hobart.
Out we come, out we come,
Out we come to play,
We train so hard, we play the game,
We must win every day.
Lots of fun, heaps of fun, enjoy yourself today,
North Hobart's boys are hard to beat,
When they come out to play.
So join in the chorus and sing it one and all,
Join in the chorus; North Hobart's on the ball.
Good old North Hobart, they're champions you'll agree,
North Melbourne is the team that will relocate just you wait and see!

>another blues kid crying
help us out webm anon

post that crying bitch lads

Damn, every Bloos fan is in tears
Look at what you've done to them, Cripps. LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE

>5.5 in the last quarter
>Could've easily won it if they kicked straight
KEK

>Thursday night football
>Port v Carlton
SHAN'T

lygon street is on fire

>it's just a scratch
IT'S A FUCKING SIX INCH GASH YOU SPASTIC YOUR SOCK IS COVERED IN BLOOD

>>149330440
Whoever loses gets the sack
Must watch kino.

>>149330440
Next week's fixture might be the worst of the year. Not a single game I care about. It will likely just be all blowouts.

>>149330228
kwab

>>149330282
quab

going to masturbate until i cum

>>149324812
Maybe they meant watching more of the Rugby league (super rugby)

>>149330445
>I've had worse

fuck i hate canberrans begging for a team, shut the fuck up begging for gibs like dogs

>>149330446
Kenny is unsackable. He's already gone so nothing to gain by getting rid of him early now. Plus they'll probably lose off the back of a massive win against their bunnies, the Swans. It will be enough to give Blues fans hope again for another week.

stop recording kids you sick fuck

>>149330463
is this for webmcunt or the fox footo cameraperson?

Canberra needs a team

>soccer player gets a little tickle on the shoulder
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA REEEEEEF I'VE BEEN SNIPED SAVE MEEEE
>aussie footy chad gets a fuck huge gash down his leg
>"yeah nah it's just a scratch just wrap it up and i'll be right"

>>149330448
fuck you're right that is grim
there have been some shit rounds of footy this year, and the bye spread out bullshit doesn't help

Why do North always Norf? No matter how far they are in front YOU JUST KNOW they can find a way to lose it. Today being one of the rare occasions they were far enough in front and their opposition wasted opportunities.

>>149330472
Every Saturday game there will likely be over by halfway through the second quarter.

>>149330472
>pies vs iggs first vs last
we can finally get em back for 2005 iggerbros

>>149330473
How thick was the brush handle?

i wanna know if carlton is doing that thing were they are conserving energy and playing bruise free footy for a half then actually trying.
they did it against essendon.

they're fucking frauds lmao voss has fucking no clue

hes gone eoy

>>149330473
i dont get it

>>149330472
>shit
>might be good
>probably shit
>shit
>dogshit
>dogshit
>probably shit

>>149330472
I'll decide after the conclusion of the port game today
Dogs
Suns
Hawks
Pies
Crows
Fred

>>149330479
Save that convo for when the Roos lose, this is a Carlton is shit day today

>>149330472
>port Carlton
Rigged, advantage blues
>Swans dogs
Rigged, advantage Swans
>Suns Demons
Possibly not rigged
>Hawks North
Rigged, advantage hawks
>pies Eagles
Possibly Rigged, advantage eagles
>Tigers crows
Rigged, advantage Richmond
>dockers Saints
Possibly rigged, advantage saints

>>149330467
Canberra already has a team in GWS.
I don't care either way as it's not as if Collingwood will actually come up and play here any way.

>>149330494
>6 matches
>7 previews
hmm

>>149330400
wonder where she sits

>>149330511
5 or 6, all others belong to the streets.

>>149330511
9/10 chicks just shave completely bald now. It's a surprise to see any pubic hair down there at all anymore.

are wogs good fucks

@149330505
hang yourself fatguts

>>149330484
Entirely possible.
Collingwood can (and did) pull that off.
Carlton can't because they are nowhere near as good as Collingwood and never will be.

most afl matches are bad these days
when was the last time we got a properly good game of footy?

I’m 28 and a virgin

>>149330511
>wog
either 0 or 6. there's no inbetween for them. can take barely a week to go from 0 back to 6

>go to Victoria they said
>it's heaps fun they said
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/F7SRV_3F-wM

>>149330510
7 matches there brother the screenshot just fucked itself with the menu thing

>>149330532
Collingwood v Geelong, Round 8 2025

>>149330472
Fred vs Saints will be a Ross Lyon special low scoring slopfest and MY Fred will lose. Absolute worst game to end the round and jack up the Sunday wagie depression

>>149330546
That game was rigged as fuck. Port vs GWS was probably good.

>>149330533
Based Zak Butters in a few years

there's a qt wog girl in my class, i'm always imagining the massive dark bush she probably has in her knickers.

>blowout
>result is soured by blatantly wrong umpiring decisions
>game is only close because both teams are playing poorly
this is 99/100 afl matches

>>149330524
>fuck me good moiyte
ehh maybe

Need a Shoshanna Lonstein type jewish gf

>>149330546
Fred vs Richmond Round 8, 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFrfRTUNtqI

>>149330560
Yep, and what are those traits symptomatic of in professional sports?

>>149330532
The Dogs games against the Pies and Lions this year were really good. Suns v Hawks was really good. Eagles v Tigers was surprisingly good. That's about it this year off the top of my head.

>>149330564
I still laugh about that post sometimes kek

>>149330569
I do not blame you but your children would be jews.

mickhead needs to retire this fakeguts mick

bad day to be getting a kebab for dinner

>>149330580
No they wouldn't. Judaism is not a race.

>>149330585
Fuck. Kebab sounds pretty good.

>>149330580
bit old for Jerry

stop reading my posts I revoke your licence to do so further transgressions will result in legal action

>>149330580
17 going on 29

i like em young

>>149330595
She was 17. She's the young (but legal) girlfriend that made the whole 'Jerry likes them young' meme. No one cared though. Tell me you would blame him with tits like that.

>>149330551
unfortunately this is also my prediction

>>149330604
She aged very well.

I wear Hugo Boss because it's Third Reich coded

>>149330610
ahh my bad thought it was a different girl. Don't blame him at all she's hot as fuck

>>149330610
big fat tits like that are a dime a dozen
imagine perky tits at that age

>>149330605
Define "young".

1.1 7
to
0.0 0

I've seen enough, Port have lost.
Save us all 3 hours of our lives and call the game here.

I'm basically the Big Cheese of this general
Smoked Cheddar

>>149330551
>>149330612
I can see the shitfest already, both teams won't kick above 50

>>149330630
>Port losing to Sydney
Just doesn't happen, mate.

Think I hate the footy now
It only angers and disappoints me

How can wogs age so badly? They're legit goddess tier at 16 but then you see the middle parents and wonder how two short fat people with short curly hair created such a beauty.
It happens each generation.

>>149330610
Would

Just saw a kangaroo on my walk and said "good win at the G mate" hahaha
Don't think he understood the reference

this is essentially an elimination final when you think about it

*looks at spastic cunt yelling something at me*
*goes back to eating grass*
nice looking bit of grass over there
*hops across the road and gets skittled*

>>149330635
Which team?

I should never have experimented with butt plugs because I dare say that I am now addicted

>>149330641
some wog mums still look good until their 40s and 50s

>>149326527
I hope clayton goes for a couple good picks, he's 27 and cooked, he's not going to have some big renaissance

>>149330646
>I would totally have sex with that sexy, young chick with big tits
Wow, really?

found footage of rulesperg on the road
https://x.com/WorldDarkWeb2/status/1936074977423307038

>>149330665
Controversial I know but yes

>>149330664
He looks totally finished now. I don't see him going for much, even with Dees having to pay a chunk of his salary which they almost certainly will have to.

>>149326527
Hopefully that's an old quote/picture.
So who are these two dropped pies? Oliver and ?

>>149329608
reminds of the baked beans scene in blazing saddles

>>149330678
You don't recognise Luke Jackson?

>>149330672
Scarf burning is nowhere near as funny as microwaving memberships.

Got a hankering for COCK in my ARSE.

nic newman
>>149330710
>>149330710
>>149330710

what exactly did she mean by this?

>>149330664
>>149330677
>Completely cooked
>Contracted until 2030
>$1.7M/Year

>Couple of good picks

>>149330707
truth