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doyers

Hoefax

The red sox are going to win the World Series aren't they?

ROYALS

>>149329499 (OP)
Doyers

this is the thread

1st for the White Sox

dodgers
check em

Time for Trout to prove all the doubters wrong

grim stats

>>149329535
checked

>>149329400
Our bottom lineup isn't really considered elite. We don't even have HR nor production from our bottom lineup man.

Lots of lifelong Dodgers fans huh

>>149329540
damn

>>149329530
Cute!

Padres aren't done yet

>>149329539
Nevermind he struck out almost as soon as i hit post

>my Angels are undefeated in extra innings this year, 5-0
Bring on Manfredball

>>149329540
Still good enough to get cumfarto

>>149329540
better ERA than Ohtani

>>149329555
>Machimpo
>Seethe
>Boogerts
Yes I know Bogaerts' bat has come to life but he's not gonna be the hero tonight

they show up at your doorstep, wdyd?

Bogaerts has sucked ass for years now and goes 9-9 after having one of the worst games ever. Will he ever come back down to earth?

Fucking gints just need one moar run

keekay!

/mlb/ autists too busy watching baseball to solve this mystery larp

[insert your team name here]

is keekay back?

>>149329517
It's a brand new era. All of their 2018 squad are completely gone and ARE playing worse. They might mog Mookie and the Dodgers in 5 games again.

My boy Carlos got this

>>149329582
[White sux]

max muncy is fat

>>149329575
lmfao

>>149329581
you figure it out and let the rest of us know

COME ON ROYALS IT'S ALMOST OVER

I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn't chase. You can almost hear him sneering "that's 0.16cm outside" as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.

Uh oh royalsisters...

>>149329575
Lmao well done

>>149329594
He's obviously not fat. He's very muscular. He looks kind of big to me. His face is a bit chubby but his body frame is very athletic so it rounds out. I'm not trying to sound gay. That's just how I objectively view it.

>>149329559
I WAS WRONG CURSE YOU MANFREDBALL

Wanny :) (it's 2hu!)

>>149329618
buy big reimu https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail/?gcode=GOODS-04499122

>>149329559
Way to jinx them.

>>149329615
heh nice

>>149329582
[Jints]

>>149329615
kek that swede is still hiding huh

that funky muncy

>two players on for ohtani
no...

inb4 ohtani gidp

fucken useless

Red Sox-Dodgers World Series

Fake Mookie vs Real Mookie

I’m so sick of this fraud!

how do we fix ohtranny?

Mookie bets will bring them home

>>149329582
[Jays]

Ohtani is obviously still rattled by what those thugs over in San Diego did to him.

>>149329612
I'm covering my eyes

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

>POODRES
get fucked faggots

PRRRRRRT

POOPDRES

doyerpacos care more about the Padres than their own team kek

This is all Fraudtani

Misiorowski is going to look great in a Dodgers uni in 3 years.

peepee caca ups color poodres

PRRRRRRRRRRRT

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Cmon Tanner!

Eh we gave it a read, our middle lineup is just popout city. Stupid Jason Adam letting pride month get to his head.

>>149329699
young american pitchers know what happens if they sign with the dodgers, and he's already almost injured himself once despite only being two games in

A BIG POODRE DUMP!

>>149329707
GG Fren, apparently India is a Padres killer. I wanted India :(

>>149329716
I find it hilarious that this guy locked his account but didn't delete it after getting clowned on last postseason. Maybe he thinks there's a chance for a comeback

>>149329697
https://voca.ro/1oOUu995tdpE

>>149329727
I felt bad for the guy. He just wants to support his team.

>>149329725
GG! Very sweaty game

>>149329715
Yeah but the chance the team wins the WS any year is like 25%

Please Ward, let this be one of the times where you're good instead of being one of the times where you're complete shit

Not clicking that shit nigga

>I will never be this comfy
Why even live?

>>149329730
Good voice, with proper vocal training would be a good singer

>>149329750
>when the 5G waves be hittin too hard but its cold

>>149329750
that's not comfy, he's protecting his belly and nuts from being taken by gay aliens that hover around oracle park

Here we go

>>149329730
Lol

>>149329750
>Chuck McGill at the ball game

>>149329747
It was one of the times where he's complete shit.

just when i thought scott was back

>>149329752
Thanks anon

The Gnats have a chance!

Scott back to being a shitter already

Uh oh Tanner Scott...

>>149329750
He looks like he's having a cheeky wank at the ballpark under there

>>149329740
Yes, our lineup could be better if we didn't have triple A catchers and hitters. Seriously, Lockridge, Tyler Wade, Ingelsias don't power for homers :/

Think I might be dying. Haven't ate anything in 2 days. Not sure if I need more alcohol or less

>>149329786
MOW MY LAWN PACO

Well done Tanner

Put that gun in your mouth you aint the real Yaz.

>>149329797
More nigga

gg nats
see you tomorrow

WE LOVE IT!

gg Nats
see you tomorrow

DODGERS WIN!
> DODGERS WIN!
DODGERS WIN!
> DODGERS WIN!

GG Astros.

Shit ass offense wasted so many opportunies

GG NATS

GG doyers
now time to sleep

>>149329798
silence ‘toid

Dodgers and Royals basically had the same exact game kek

GG Nats
Cya tomorrow

gg astros

>>149329808
>>149329807
>>149329806
>>149329804
gg m'lads

>>149329804
Based sausage girl.

Hey Nats, your team has been having a rough go of it lately, and that Gore fella kind of dropped the ball today. Tell you what, how about you send us Gore and Wood and we'll give you Wandy Peralta as well as some hot young prospects on the Chihuahuas and Missions?

Doyers won that game
gg nats

>>149329785
Lol

>>149329767
Lol. Great show. Season 3 finale hit me straight in the feels

>>149329828
Doyals

>>149329841
Tell ya what, howabout you bend over and let me use your boihole until I dump a quart of my fluids inside? Howabout that?

Hey dodgerfags, we get it, you won. Shut the fuck up now.

>>149329836
I've taken shits that look like that

>>149329858
How about no!

Padres = Korean of Baseball
Always dirty play

>>149329859
sorry not sorry!

>>149329868
preach

>>149329836
>2008 season
I wonder what that fella is up to now

>>149329868
But Los Doyers have one of the biggest Korean players on their team as well as a half Korean egg fella? That sounds more Korean than San Diego

>>149329836
I've never been in nationals park, but I I was in DC last October and watched my doggie doos clinch the nlcs at a sports bar across the street from it and it seemed like it would be a comfy vibe in the summer.

>>149329797
Eaten

imagine how good the dodgers could be if ohtani actually hit the ball

>>149329868
holy based

>>149329859
rude!

>>149329895
fewer

>>149329868
Don't let the dirty stinkin Padres distract you from Ohtani flailing with RISP for the hundredth time. Pig roach indeed

Now to watch the Sox jints game

>>149329868
kim>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ohtranny

Ohtani's heart simply wasn't in it today, he wants the chaos of the Padgers series back. He'll probably plunk some for young guy on the Nats on Sunday just to feel something again

>>149329868
If you write things like that, it will cause trouble, so stop it.

jeepers, how do you hang 17 with no homers

>>149329868
YOURE FROM ANIMELAND????? OMFG

kim>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ohtranny

>>149329920
Twins threw in the 7th inning to ruin the Brewers' pitchers perfect game by making that 7th inning go too long.

>Chapman is still in the league and is still hitting over 100MPH
This is crazy

>>149329609
>I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit.
I get hungry

>>149329868
Basado
>>149329915
Sounds like something Thugtani would do, he can't keep getting away with it

>>149329930
would've been the GOAT with a good secondary pitch

I like when japs post in the genny, something about their english is endearing and adorable.

someone give a 5ch update on the padres dodgers beef, I must know I care so much. BAU BAU!

>0 for 5
How Deverstating!

>>149329920
A third of it is because they keep sending their utility infielder to the mound. The rest... well, this is Minnesota baseball. They're either the hottest team or the worst, and right now they're the worst.

jints might have gotten scammed

Que tranza!

Jints got fleeced

Fat boy didn't show up

>poodres lose
>vaginants lose
>Dodgers win
tonight was a good night

>>149329962
Good

>>149329916
nah. they shit on Ohtani all the time anyway.

>trans fagcisco
>devers
lol

my...jintsises...

>>149329965
lol

Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.
Head for the park and greet the Fagets.
Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,
Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.
Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,
Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.
Long Island, New Jersey, Brooklyn, Queens, Uptown and Down,
Let's go Fagets, they are cummin' all over New York town.

>My Jints :(
We are getting swept aren't we?
GG Sox bros. Cya tomorrow

>>149329971
>>149329973
ANIME!

>>149329982
It's 1am in New York they are all sleeping you fat faggot incel

>>149329996
lel clearly not

>>149329996
>new york city
>aka, "The City That Never Sleeps"

>>149329982
at least i live in new york and not in whatever shithole you live in

>>149329975
That is certainly true, but

>>149329970
>Fat boy didn't show up
Manoah?

Giants? LOST
Padres? LOST
Ohtranny? SLUMPING
Dodgers? WINNING
Knuckles? CRACKED
Tendies? CRISPY

It is officially /comfy/time

>>149329996
not that guy but i saved the webm and shall re-post it tomorrow for all the mest tarnnies to see

>about to head to bed
>remember that Ippei the rat is likely getting Bubba’s BBC up his ass in prison
>suddenly rock hard
Guess I’ll fap.

You ever notice the Dodgers have the same colors as the ISRAEL flag? Really makes you think...

>>149329971
Doyers somehow end up on top of the NL tonight

>>149329615
his name is literally Max Munchy?

Thus concludes another thrilling day of baseball! Did your team win today?!

>>149330017
Ippei probably made a shank katana out of a toothbrush he folded 1000 times

>>149330012
'Sho still had a 2-out rbi in a 1 run game

MY STUPID STINKY SHITTY ROYALS ARE NOW THIRD IN THE ALC WOOOOOOOOOOO

We are 2/5ths of the way to nu tho.

>>149330005
>*"...with women"

>>149329982
Nothing wrong with that ‘toid

>>149329971
>>149330012
>Padres?
OUT OF THE WILD CARD RUNNING

>>149330028
I'd pay money to see what that would look like

>>149330027
yes

>>149330027
No

>>149330027
Uhh we came close, but our bullpen been overused, Pride month sapping Jason Adam's powers lately :( but at least bogey is hitting lately.

>>149330028
It's a fair bet.

>>149330034
nobody cares about the bumfuck royals shut the fuck up

>>149330040
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Has Mookie done anything in the last week?

>>149329615
Ohfatty!

>>149330029
That's right.

>>149330054
He hit a double earlier

>>149330054
He was hitting well tonight

Hey, anon, do you hit like a girl?

>>149330027
No. They didn't even try.

>>149330027
No.

>>149329982
What song is this pasta based on?

>>149330047
>Uhh we came close
hang the banner

>>149330068
Holy shit

>>149330073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfz7gW2Wf3I

>>149330064
I'd volunteer to play catcher/home plate umpire in a women's league so I can stare at their bums all day

>>149330080
I would volunteer to launder their soiled uniforms and under garments.

How can he still walk?

No :(

zesty

>>149330102
actual cringe

>>149330108
>actual cringe
I find your lack of faith disturbing.

>>149329945
>Otani just wants to play baseball normally. Get rid of retaliatory dead balls and crazy fucking traditions.

>I didn't know the majors still did retaliation and such, it's a barbaric sport.

>It's not Japanese people like you who are disrespecting Otani in this situation. Only zainichi chons are disrespecting Otani.

>MLB is kept alive by Japan money...

>The pitcher who intentionally hit, it's a case of arrest for injury. In the U.S., you can claim for compensation from the enemy of the award. It's so bad that you can claim 200 million dollars (less than 30 billion Japanese yen).

>If it wasn't Otani, it would have been close because it would have gone to his head.

>This is Bushido, the world!

>If Otani gets serious, he can throw his bat like a javelin and hit his opponent directly with it

>America is really barbaric. Well, it's not surprising since the country was created by killing the indigenous people and taking their land in the first place.

>They can't beat him on merit, so they're trying to physically crush him.

>I really hate this kind of thing with American scum. It's directly related to injuries, so seriously, you're an idiot.

>"Asians don't hit back when you hit them, so you can hit them all you want!" and there were frequent incidents of violence against Asians in the U.S.

>Suarez's Instagram has turned into hell. A storm of Japanese posts. When he was with Hanshin, he had quite a few fans in Japan, and until this incident happened, he was a player who was supported by the Japanese, but he crashed all at once.

>The team is losing miserably. It's a country where the American culture is to shoot to kill if you get hit.

>Something about the Padres coming in with hostility, thinking the Dodgers are their rivals on their own, but the Dodgers don't think so. I almost wish they'd stop stalking

>Padres are a bunch of transexuals who throw retaliatory dead balls to pitchers.

https://hayabusa9.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/mnewsplus/1750424487/

>>149330103
stepped up big tonight

>>149330134
>In soccer, it's normal to crush the opponent's balls.
do they really?

>>149330134
>>If Otani gets serious, he can throw his bat like a javelin and hit his opponent directly with it
lol

>>149330134
blah blah ANIMEEEEE!!!! Yada Yada VTUBERS!!!! blah blah KATANAS!!!!!!!!

>>149330144
The Japanese watch baseball too chud!

>>149330134
I'm not reading any of that shit you fake VPN japo

>>149330134
>>America is really barbaric. Well, it's not surprising since the country was created by killing the indigenous people and taking their land in the first place.
based netouyo schizos, 2chan really is japanese reddit by comparison

>>149330164
Funny how the indigenous Japanese (Ainu) were wiped out by the modern day Japanese too

>>149329530
Jesus, what is that abomination on the blanket behind her? Some combination of prehensile tail and Tommy John surgery gone horribly wrong?

>>149330027
Not only did they win but they were the first team to win today

>>149330178
metties fucked ya!

Noosekees

>Ohtani unfollowed Maldonado on Insta
The broship is over

>>149330191
cubgers can't stop winnin

>>149330178
>be realmuto
>cursing at your fat fuck team mate to run faster while trying not to laugh and lose speed

>>149330134
These people are retarded , I was told Japanese people are smart. Is that website just the lowest of the low like 4chan is?

>>149330218
You can see he slaps castys ass at the end

Do NPB fights even happen? Do the Fighters of Ham just take balls to the arm and shrug it off instead of living up to their namesake?

>Padres are a bunch of transexuals who throw retaliatory dead balls to pitchers.
OH NO NO NO NO
POODRES BROS IS THIS TRUE???

>>149330222
don't talk that way about this site's grandpa

>>149330222
>Is that website just the lowest of the low like 4chan is?
It birthed 4chan basically so yeah. Only a fool would take anything posted there as fact, just like here

>>149330168
The Children of the Forest or the First Men?

>>149330243
it birthed 2chan which birthed 4chan

>>149330243
That’s actually a good point , obviously the Japanese are capable of irony and shitposting idk why I didn’t think of that

Does NPB have anyone that's a menace like Machado? One that is a good player but also notoriously kind of dirty and gets mad easy and scares managers with their "intent?" Or does Nihon have too much pride to let a player like that last long enough in the league?

>>149330019
They left out the needles and feces.

>>149330255
The Elisabeth Fritzl of shitposting.

>>149330134
>Only zainichi chons are disrespecting Otani.
what are zainichi chons

>>149330284
i mean japanese players, not failed MLB players

>>149330204
>astros then padres
he had it coming

>>149330284
he said good player

>>149330295
fuck off roastie REEEEEEEEEEE

Lot of faggot dodger fans springing out of the ground

Who are the trashiest players?

>>149330134
>>Padres are a bunch of transexuals who throw retaliatory dead balls to pitchers.
>troondres

>>149329815
This but unironically

Which players follow bushido code?

Gonna celebrate when Ohtani goes down with an injury. Ohtani only fans are freaks

>>149330373
What a fucking walking stereotype. It’s already bad enough he holds the bad like a katana

Which is the baseball player hero for the six pillars of iman?

>>149330222
Maybe you should travel more instead of believing everything you read on /pol/

congrats to justin verlander and kate upton on baby #2

>>149330295
>>149330305
Bauerhour got em boilin'

>>149330409
Now I'm fantasizing about verlander moaning in pleasure as I pound his splinter raw while naked Kate Upton slaps my ass telling me what a bad boy I am

>>149330436
that's normal and I'm proud of you

¿Qué equipo son las Águilas?

>>149330412
no one seethes about that pissant who. his ceiling is being a mild irritant.

>>149330471
Based bauer make ya seeth?

Taaaaaaaaake me out to the baaaaaaalllllll game..

The fix is in boys.

What if Dodgers and Padres resolved the tension by becoming one socal team?
PADGERS

>Kate Upton was still in middle school when Verlander debuted in MLB
umm, is that not weird to some of you???

Get me a hot dog and cheeeeeese

>>149330492
Is her age less than (Verlander's age/2 +7)?

buy me a dodger dog and cracker jacks
i don't care that roki's never coming back

We may have lost tonight. But I really liked what I saw from CMO.
Obviously the home run was great, but he just had really good ABs. Even in the 8th when he struck out with the bases loaded, he had some really good discipline and didn't chase anything out of the zone. He knew a walk would put the team ahead and he was willing to take some tough pitches that other guys in this lineup would have been swinging at.
He had a really good defensive play too to save a run. And when Brown and Neto were getting into it he was the first guy to run up and defend Neto.
He's looking pretty good so far.

>>149330490
Go Padres? Go Dodgers? Padgers?

>>149330051
Nobody cares about my stupid stinky shitty Royals!

let's root root root for our cubgers
if they don't win then you're gay

>>149330526
doesn't get any more on the nose than that

>>149330027
>Did your team win today?!

They did.

>>149330519
Was at the game. Fucking electric for Moore, and then thay defensive play was amazing

The games are over. Are we not gonna solve this mystery?

>>149330492
It's ogre bro. The sitting US President has a First Lady that is 25 years younger than him. That's the new normal in being a conservative

>>149330549
I don't come here to work

>>149330549
I'm going to the game too, but without my wife. Do I really need to offer a sacrifice for this chud? Why can't we just tag team his whore wife and call it good enough?

>>149330549
just start looking at the twins 25-man for players who look like them (unless he was adopted or something)

>>149330576
anon... it says Tigers and it's Michigan. So it'd be someone that recently played the tiggies in detroit

>>149330542
>Was at the game
Sick. Man I'm genuinely really excited for this kid. My Angels have got themselves a young core.

stupid stupid stinky stinky stinky shitty ass Royals. They are like a rat infestation on all of Kansas City

Oooordeer me a big Mac and some beer..

>>149330549
honestly, I would the wife as long as the husband doesn't try to touch me.

>>149330586
if that post says it was made 24 minutes ago and they say "next weekend" then what am I supposed to be seeing other than the twins playing detroit next weekend

>>149330590
Y-yeah... haha

Looks like I'm out.

>>149330611
24 minutes ago from when? it's probably a fake account anyway.

>>149330526
BAU BAU!

>>149330549
I hope it's not Mariners legend, Ty France...

Dodgers donate $1 million to help illegals

>>149330628
24 minutes prior to anon screencapping it and posting it last thread. you seem dumb or drunk.

anyway I don't care but if someone looks up which twins player it is then it might be funny

>>149330650
1 million is insulting

>>149330660
you don't seem dumb. you are dumb.

Slaps my butt
Slaps my butt
Slaps my butt
Red and sore like Joe DiMaggio on his hitting streak, spanked red bottom in his little pink thong with a bow

So lets recap
>Dodgers owner massive liberal just bought the Lakers
>Dodgers just bought a world series deferring Ohtanis contract for 30 years
>Lakers about to do the same dipping into luxury tax to buy championships like the Warriors
>Dodgers social media posting ANTI ICE agenda promoting Democrat utopia where there is no middle class and the rich corporations profit off slave labor
>Dodgers donating to families of people who were here illegally leeching off the system

Searching the archive for fun Royals images because I haven't usually posted in this genny and came across this guy
Is... he ok?

>>149330669
You know you have your own agency right, retard? Reddit isn't some walled garden, you can just go there and see when it was posted. (~2 hours ago btw)

>>149330669
go to sleep twins fan, your boy's parents are freaks

>>149330698
>>149330704
t.

chop chop, retards. figure it out then and brief the rest of us stat.

New Tigers fan here, I was the one who joined the couple. I asked who their son was, and they said it was actually Anthony Recker. I asked how that was even possible and to prove it was true and the two of them turned around.... let's just say, I saw where he gets it from.

lel I hope the Twins player is proud his parents are kinky.

>>149330587
Finally feeling optimistic for them.

My poodres on the other hand...

heeelp meee

So basically if you bandwagon the Dodgers you are cheering for the death of America. Why try to achieve anything when you can rely on the system for EBT and rent. Democrat utopia is a small percentage of rich elites like politicians, and then everyone else on the dole for their weekly allowance. Cheering for the Dodgers is cheering for the destruction of America making it a 3rd world nation permanently ruled by Democrats whose politicians all get rich but their constituents stay poor like Chicago.

>>149330637
FAP FAP FAP FAP

POLY TICKS!!!!!!!!

>>149330731
If this makes more people hate the deferral doyers then based schizo post

>>149330696
He keeps popping up... I'm scared

>>149330719
This implies their son is a AA guy who is going to suddenly get called up soon. Anyone on that team playing well enough to somehow skip AAA and go straight to the show?

>>149330761
Obsessed fucking freak

>>149330775
I just feel bad some poor prospect is going to get called up and find out his parents are using his MLB debut as an excuse to do some weird shit

>>149330783
I mean, it's a pretty new account. It could just be a falseflag since the Twins got absolutely booty blasted today.

>>149330798
plausible and I want to believe this

>>149330549
what are you doing on the "michigan swingers" subreddit, anyways?

>>149330820
Wasn’t mine. Some anon saw it and everyone laughed. I don’t even live in the midwest

>>149330831
nice save

>>149330731

MAGA is whatever random thing Trump reality TV decides to do next but with taxes it was nothing special. Just the same $1000 per family the Bush administration did to claim they were "helping the middle class"

You got to think bigger than that. That's what Democrats do (labor unions, increase minimum wage, all that socialist workers rights stuff)

>>149330798
Nah it's 100% not real. The other comments they've made are on random shit trying to seem like they're a real person. I've also looked up the younger white players and most of them have photos with their parents from either their debut or when they were drafted and it's none of them

Can you faggots stop bringing politics in here? You have three boards for that shit

Has Christian Koss been lynched yet

i think the Mets would have the most swinger fans, if you ask me.

>>149330851
Fingers your butthole. Ok cutie
Kiss

>>149330871
I want to own a MLB team called the Miami Orgies or the Las Vegas Orgies, as those are my two favorite spots for orgies

>>149330870
Yes. March?

Pray to Jesus, pray to Jeeesus, be like Jeeesus and a hit a home ruuuun

poopoopeepeecacadoodoopoodres

Fuck my boricua ass metsbros

I just learned that the majority owner of the dodgers lives three blocks from Wrigley xD
Obvi he has multiple properties but I thought it was an interesting little factoid

rentfreegers

>>149330718
this made me kek

should MLB ban throwing up and inside the plate? The Tatis rule.

Go baseball!

Immaculate innings are a meme but in hindsight why the hell did Smef basically stand up to catch the final strike

o kek

I like it when my rivals succeed…it just makes me want to grind harder…

>>149331137
I need a kgf that likes baseball.

Still Waiting for 4-5 good bats and 2 real catchers, please!

that funky muncy

Let us keep this genny Cubgers related, okay?

The San Diego Padres are now the Utah Padres.

Cleveland lndians

>>149332421
Someone cancel this guy

>>149329868
Don’t ask this anon what his grest grandfather got up to in the sweltering summer of 1934-1946. He wasn’t playing by the rules I’ll tell ya that much.

>>149330384
>Ohtani only fans
a Swede just flew over my house!!

>>149332712
kek

>>149331835
Sure let’s discuss how the cusb lost to the memeiners lmfao lolololol

>>149332784
The Mariners will win the west.

>St. Louis 6, Cincinnati 1

And that's a Redbird winner!

Coffee's brewing. And Reds playing Reds baseball - - crap defense and a bullpen that can't hit the strike zone, as usual.

>>149330680
So let's recap:
>butthurt MAGAfag whining because someone he hates is succeeding
>proceeds to try to poison the thread with his hate

>>149332812
many such cases

:(

>>149332792
I look like this and say this

projected standings as of 6/21

Baseball should be Pro-Rel.

>>149333191
Why is the prediction so pessimistic about the Blue Jays and optimistic about the Orioles? Is this your prediction or a model?

bad morning bros. let’s hope our team doesn’t get 14 dropped on us

Let's all fuck this guy

gm

gm

berríos finna humble the white suckies fr

>>149333217
do 'toids really

why does cal raleigh hit so many homers

Good morning Yankee Nation.

I hate when we lose and the Red Sox win.

gm mariners nation i love winning off multiple long balls from my catchers

>>149333762
roids

>>149333762
distilled hopium

>>149333762
He’ll fall off in the second half.

it’s gonna be 92 degrees today. what are we gonna do to beat the heat

>he'll fall off in 2025
>he'll fall off after april
>he'll fall off after may
>he'll fall off after the all star break
-- YOU ARE HERE --
>he'll fall off after july
>he'll fall off after august
>okay he was good all year but the M's didn't make the playoffs

>>149333980
92 is unironically nothing

>>149334005
midwest 92 is a souf 105

>>149333999
-- YOU ARE GAY --

>>149334044
Truth nuke

NPB Results

>>149334197
NPB Standings

but when is baseball thou

>>149334301
in 90 minutes
>tfw baseball from 9am to 7pm today

Mario Kart 64 has a pc port now

>>149334418
I bought a Switch 2 a couple weeks ago. I want Mario Superstar Baseball on virtual console or whatever it's called.

it's over, isn't it?

>>149333264
I gave each team a rating out of ten based on offense, defense, and pitching combined, then used excels random number generator to predict each matchup.

skubal & skenes for cy young?

>>149334508
Grimace threw out the first pitch on June 12, 2024. The Mets have been shit since June 12, 2025. The grimace magic expired after a year.

>>149334418
FR?!

>>149334508
Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD today.

ok, raleigh can hit a little. but what are his advanced analytics catching stats huh?

>>149334692
yeah
https://github.com/HarbourMasters/SpaghettiKart/releases

>>149334782
He's a mediocre framer.

>>149334508
>dumb frogposter
for you hopefully sooner than later

>>149334508
don't be dra- SEVEN IN A ROW!? wow not even my totally down and out M's have lost that many in a row this year.....

frog cunts

are there any girls that post in this genny?

Frogniggas make ya seethe?

>>149334802
Today's a good day

frogniggas mentioned

surely your new york metropolitans are due for a win today...

>>149335054
>are there any girls that post in this genny?
Are you asking about fem tho?

>>149335308
boricua coded post

I'd kill for a new Slugfest and/or Bigs

dough mini cano... or something

>>149335465
This is an admission of guilt to being a femboy Boricua.

>>149335465
Si.

>>149335362
Get this guy some Bigs

the doyers/poodres game was cringe btw
throwing at ohtani and tatis is bush league

Wish Yankees Mets had the amount of hate toward one another that Padres Dodgers have. Why the fuck doesn't it? They poached Soto. Start beaning eachother goddamn it. I want to see Judge throw some haymakers.

Faggot fuck

>>149335796
It's probably distance. I can go from Yonkers to the closest part in Queens in like 20-30 minutes. It makes it difficult to be aggressive with people in proximity because the possibility of repercussion is higher.

>>149335846
obsessed

>>149334602
>filename
Inshallah

One of the best aspects of MLB is npt having any scumbag trashy Louisiana teams.

Boston kind of fills that role but yknow

>>149335796
dodgers padres are in the same division so there's more at stake, and the discord amongst the tribes goes all the way back to Teotihuacan

>>149335911
it's because you retards aren't in the same division

>>149335991
thought it only went back to when the Dodgers picked up Teo Hernandez

>>149336027
Pacos want to force the rivalry when it only started during COVID.

plz post so we can have nu

>>149336086
Kershaw was caught doing the wave midgame last night

https://x.com/FoulTerritoryTV/status/1936267068762104104

Cursed image

Name trashy and/or unintelligent players.

>>149336153
i prefer to focus on the positive, thank you

Curse of the FAGGets kek

>>149336174
Based Canadian.

>>149336205
fraudtangle fraudtangle!

>>149336174
weirdo

>>149336205
Thank god it's over.

>>149336264
Wat da fawk??

Ramdgers

>>149336291
Nobody cares about the Rams

Yanktriots are too OP.

>>149336313
Central valley niggas really do be like this

>>149336264
I can fix her

when is nu tho

>>149336346
>New York x New England team
Connecticut coded

>>149336313
Ohtani cares

>>149336264
tf is this?

Tigers are live

>Hurter
Insanely based name for a pitcher.

>>149336576
>Brought in soley to promote the team to Dodger fans who the majority of them root for the 49ers or the Raiders
Lol

>>149336455
It's already been baked. Waiting till this one gets full so we can recycle

>>149336823
Where is Bakespie?

Toids

>>149336291
>>149336313
>no Lakegers
No love for Lebron

>>149336792
>soley

>>149336871
hopefully six feet under

FAGGets kek!

>>149336944
Bron is the GOAT. He's the immaculate being.

New Tiger fan here, did I make a wrong choice?

Why does my ass hurt after anal?

Uh, go Braves!

>>149336944
I have Ramkers, but no Lakedgers. That will change I'm sure now that they have the same owner.

New pregame ritual.

>>149337070
New tigers fan here... I don't think so!

>>149337199
pre gayme kek

reminder to recycle when ready
>>149329498
>>149329498
>>149329498

Mariners! (but on the radio today) Hope my Mariners win the ballgame and you have a good morning/afternoon /mlb/.

>>149337379
Thanks.

Padres are cooked

Thread is baked.

Midday doinks before first pitch

498

WE AIN'T EVEN GAY THO

Recycle:
>>149329498
>>149329498
>>149329498
>>149329498

>>149337709

speak for yourself!

here we don't go again