Thread 149330710

>>149330664
>>149330677
>Completely cooked
>Contracted until 2030
>$1.7M/Year

>Couple of good picks
kek

*be's joining in the chorus*

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>149330726
kino

>Have Brownlow/Coleman combo in Judd/Fev
>Achieve nothing
>Have Brownlow/Coleman combo in Cripps/Curnow
>Achieve nothing
How DO they do it?

This isn't a good game

IF you think it's funny to post a pic of a very upset kid at the footy THEN you are a dickhead
Stop trying to share it and shame on the broadcast production team

>>149330728
Yep, no chance they get anything for him. It's a Grundy situation where they've got to take what they can and pay a chunk of his salary just to get him off their books.
Oliver has character issues, no 2nd position and looks a shadow of himself on field.

>>149330701
>Fremantle player
Nope.

>>149330726
>>149330736
utterly poothetic pissweak little dweeb
hope his dad gives him on across the face on the way home

>>149330740
hope he sees this you fucking nonce

lol

just watch he'll move to geelong and suddenly become good again

I enjoy the football

>>149330737
Italians are perpetual failures.
It's the whole reason why Mafias exist, because on a level playing field they just don't stack up.

It's entirely why Carlton were only a "successful" club when they were able to get away with their cheating.

sluuurrrrp slurrrpp sluuuuurrrrrrp

>>149330739
Nope, it's a rigged slopfest, as predicted

Port are shit. SHIT.

Just ran up a mountain
Completely fucked now
And cold

NOTHING makes me happier seeing Port lose
>NEVER TEAR US APART
ROFLMAO

>>149330766
Pretty funny me, a 3rd generation Australian/Italian reading that, after having completed a 10 set rep of 180kg.

>>149330741
>Demons told him to go find a new club as he wasn't wanted
>He finds the cats
>Cats start talking shop with Melbourne about the trade details
>Their caretaker president who is a huge nuffie (gets into shitfights on Twitter) shitcans the trade during their best and fairest
>They're now stuck with him for the next 5 years
>They've since signed Kysaiah Pickett to a 12M, 7 year deal
They deserve everything they get.

I'll walk under a bus, get hit by a train

Nope, it's a rigged slopfest, as predicted

>>149330786
>10 set rep of 180kg
So bodyweight squats?

>>149330795
kek

>>149330795
KEK

Pretty funny me, a 3rd generation Australian/Italian reading that, after having completed a 10 set rep of 180kg.

>>149330795
Fatguts continues to be eternally BTFO

>>149330795
fucking brutal

@149330786
>10 set rep
>set rep
the illiterate idiot

>>149330791
Kysiah could easily be a top 10 player in the comp but now that he has that contract I can easily see him just going into cruise mode and playing a handful of good games a year then barely turning up for the reason of the season.

>>149330792
You'll do it again, mate.

>>149330795
Squats are hard as fuck, staying balanced without falling over is near impossible.

>>149330795
GONE GOT HIM

>>149330795
Bench press

>>149330795
rekt

>>149330808
imagine how sad you have to be to larp as a gym goer kek

Blood test results come back
Iron levels fine
Cholesterol fine
No diabetes
>175cm
>165kg

>>149330809
>Small and fast player
Very easy for them to become ineffective.

squatting on those big Cox down back RC you fat cunt

>>149330795
BTFO

>>149330795
No recovery from this.
Retire the trip/gimmick

rc is a wog

>>149330828
KEK

>>149330808
10 set rep = did 10 sets with reps

>>149330828
lol

>>149330795
fatguts on the ropes

>rulesperg on a pushie
https://x.com/beyoncegarden/status/1936225266197488118

Based Zak

Based me

>>149330795
GONE GOTTEM AND FUCKED OFF

what's sad is that this isn't actually RC, it's just mickhead with another shit mick

>>149330795
TOP
FUCKING
KEK

>>149330757
you playing broken arrow?

i'llq probably be awake at midnight tonight

[spoiler]None of you pencil legs can compete with fatgut's calves[/spoiler]

Derm said "I don't wanna sound like a broken record but" for the second time this match

>>149330853
>https://x.com/beyoncegarden/status/1936225266197488118
Cyclist is right though?

>>149330882
That's why he's one of the shittest in the business. Plebocracy loves him though.

>>149330894
MORON

I dont mind derm actually

>>149330882
200iq commentary
literally too subtle an irony for certain retards to appreciate

you're going through trips faster than zinger stacker combo meals RC what gives?

ban avoision

>>149330911
Prove it's the same person

>>149330864
don't you dare sully Luigi with pairing him with a scatguts poost

>>149330919
been done before

Happy winter solstice lads

>Yeah man I strictly enforce the rules on anonymous online forum!
So you work there?
>No
So you're kinda volunteering?
>No
So errrr you just do it for free whilst not getting anything out of it?
>not getting anything out of it?

>>149330940
Last night of relative peace in the world. Bombers are on their way for middle east v3.

>>149330940
what you doing there? aps or private?

>>149330940
Where is that?

>>149330940
looking good canberranon

>>149330956
canberra

>>149330940
I can see my house in that picture.

>>149330962
seems so much smaller from that pic

>>149330953
not aps
(i despise public servants, so I'll doubt I'll last here)

>>149330970
Same here mate
t. public servant

I never knew there were canberrans that posted here

>>149330973
Crisp me'za

>>149330962
applied for asio yet mate

>>149330963
Give us a wave lad I'm still up here
I'll flash my torch
>>149330969
It's because Canberra is a series of barely connected areas. You can only see Civic there

>>149330970
that's fair i hate private industry vultures

>>149330950
I rekon he's honey dicking the tribe, they'll run out of AD missiles in 12 days but who can tell in 5th gen warfare. Russia and China already told him to fuck off.

This game is fucking dour too

>>149330982
I'm not pointing it out obviously but it's way in the distance.

>>149330962
Masonic shithole

Local hipster burger joint for dinner looms. I completed a 12km walk today so I feel I've deserved some slop

>>149330988
nah you don't move that many air assets to within range and move a carrier fleet abruptly without reason. iran is toast.

>>149331001
Crisp enjoy forking out the $35 for burger and chips

HIA needed for half of Port at the moment.

You know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.

aliir can't get concussed cunt has no brain

Sam Powell-Pepper has taken out two of his team mates so far kek

>>149331010
...whoa

>>149331012
Aliir isn't playing, mate

>>149331012
TRVKIE

>>149331004
My highest level of copium is that it's "revealed" the tribe has been the ones fucking with him the entire time and he turns them into a glow in the dark crater but yeah you're probably right. There was a book written in 2009 or something called Which Path to Persia? about how this was all planned out and Don is just the guy holding the bag atm, the MIC does what they want.
FUCK PORT ADELAIDE

won a regatta

>>149331009
never understood the point of burgers you can't fit in your mouth without taking them apart or using cutlery

watching the Dallas cowboys cheersquad shit with the misso

some quality poontang on this show

>>149331032
fucking this, just a fucking mess trying to eat them. Awful eating experience

bad football from sydney here

>>149331032
Squish them you small handed faggot.

>>149331042
hows the kicking though?

>>149331050
Bad

>>149331029
usa benefits from regime change in Iran.
everyone has their agendas and goals for global conquest don't get it twisted. Israel are just working on shorter deadlines

>>149331050
>2.4 vs 4.10
SHITHOUSE

I DEMAND REGIME CHANGE AT CARLTON

ANOTHER shit game
seriously what is going on
when does the afl actually do something about this

>>149331073
What should they do?

>>149331004
>iran is toast
Lol
You can blow up buildings and kill some military personnel but there's no scenario where they are invaded and conqured. They will survive.

Western media trying to pretend the shah is coming back are delusional.

>>149331079
Stop matchfixing

>>149331085
If they're rigging, why wouldn't they rig them to make them more entertaining?

I told you that brisbane, north and sydney would win. I fucking TOLD you.

>>149331079
Back to 14 teams

>>149331090
How the fuck can the AFL make the players stop missing shots at goal? That's out of their hands

>>149331081
post eyebrows goatfucker

>>149331091
You bet the house then right?

nrl is going to eat gayfl alive
you cunts are fucked. finished. done
repent and start watching australia's biggest sport

The game has literally never been worse
Anyone who thinks otherwise is deluded or a paid agent of the AFL/sports betting complex

>>149331099
Never bet in my life

>>149331081
I really hope he does come back. Iranian women on onlyfans would be beyond kino, Persian women are the best in the world.

>>149331101
Honestly, I would if it wasn't so fucking boring.

www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/1lgpygv/if_you_think_its_funny_to_post_a_pic_of_a_very/
lmao they're fucking sooking lads

>>149331101
So fucking true.

AFL is pretty fucking gay

would like an attractive gf who will let me do things to her

>>149331101
Will kill myself before watching a game of NRL (genuinely)
Only sport worse than the current AFL
Brain-dead shitskins running into each other - bravo!

>>149331095
Less players on field. Less congestion so more opportunity to break away and kick in space and with more space you can back to parking goal kickers up forward.

>>149331090
Because both teams still want to win regardless of what the AFL decides. So you end up getting these 1.10 - 3.8 shitshows like this game.

moussaka>lasagna

bring back laura kane desu baka

@149331120
kill yourself fatguts

>>149331101
NRL sucks. It's just an inferior product even with AFL going through a low patch in terms of quality games.

>>149331107
I once had a big booba persian girl who I'd studied with
was obviously keen for a relationship afterwards but I shut it all out and now I'm fucking 31 and lonely and sad remembering it all FUCK

>>149331127
Reminder in all metrics but crowds the NRL beats the AFL in terms of popularity

whats nrl?

I knew an iranina guy at school and he always used to ask me weird "would you rather" questions and basically all of them involved some kind of gay sex.

The HT song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2sZGi1qOcA

>>149331138
the biggest, most popular and best sports league in australia and the asia-pacific region

Popping down to the pub if anyone fancies a pint

AFL and NRL are two sides of the same coin. Dogshit sports for meathead retards which won't exist in 50 years

Get a fucking clue and start watching REAL football instead, you bogan pigs.

>>149331146
hahah nah but what is it actually

>>149331148
i'm too cold to drink beer

>>149331134
False.
AFL leads in tv ratings, crowds, revenue and junior participation.

https://www.roymorgan.com/findings/9842-afl-vs-nrl-2023-24

>>149331154
Pickleball for me personally

>>149331146
>biggest
Objectively incorrect. Only played in 3 states (4 soon)
>most popular
Objectively incorrect. Only dominant in NSW.
>Best

If by best you mean least rigged, then maybe

>nrl
>sells out stadiums in USA

>gayfl
>has half empty stadiums in China and new Zealand
>abandons any attempt to expand overseas because the rest of the world can see the cricketers winter training game is pretty shithouse

>>149331154
NFL is on at odds hours though

I fucking hate that I share this thread with glowies.

>>149331119
That's not the problem and only makes it worse.
The deterioration of kicking skills across the league is due to systematic drafting of athletic runners first and foremost because that's become the most important aspect due to how big the ground is and how much empty space there is to run into.

NRL stands for nigger retarded league haha

>>149331158
>AFL leads in tv ratings
100% false

>>149331167
>only time nrl ever sells out isn't even in this country
KEK
E
K

>>149331181
Haha!

>>149331182
The only thing what is false is your false accusation of falsehood

>>149331181
kek is that true?

>>149331196
Kekt and rekt lmao

Banes best is better than the entire competition including colliwobbles. This was proven last night.

Afl is shit and I hate it
But somehow Nrl is still worse

nigger running league actually

where australian men pick winning nigger for cuckholding

whats the multi chaps

>>149331182
I gave you a fucking link you can read, retard. Find a single source that supports the NRL being the number one anything that isn't from the NRL themselves. There's a reason the broadcast rights for the AFL are worth $1.5 billion more than the NRL.

>>149331220
Got burnt bad last night and am still pissed, shall abstain for today.

>>149331048
>Squish them you small handed faggot.

>>149331213
>This was proven last night.
You mean the one where Geelong won on Expected Scores, and couldn't hit the side of a free farmland with their kicks?

>>149331221
Worth that much more AND they still don't choose to air it; they just don't want their competitors to have it.

>>149331213
>Game against top 8 team
>Brisbane look awesome
>Game against bottom 10 team
>Brisbane look like they can't be bothered

>>149331228
It takes slabs of meat to eat slabs of meat.

Just saw a kid fall of a fourth story balcony and possibly die
Jesus
Horrible noise

>>149331229
Yes, good kicking is good football.

>>149331221
stop falling for the two discord nrl buttbuddies and their little coordinated raids

>If he waited another day to go to hospital, the risks were extreme. The health scare didn't shock him into another level with his football

kek

>>149331079
meth mostly

>>149331228
Hey, that's my watch.

Poor game this

>>149331238
>>149330726
RIP

>>149331238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgDiAzyoSdI

>>149331238
Carlton supporter?

>>149331240
And bad kicking?

>>149331229
Geelong didn't lead at any stage, never looked like taking it and at half time two of their three goals had come from suss 50m penalties. They were totally beaten.

>>149331238
holy shit mate that's tragic
where the fuck are you at rn?

>>149330795
absolutely done him

>>149331238
Lmao

>4.12
despicable

>>149330795
FATGUTS ON THE ROPES (he needs multiple nooses to support his frame)

>>149331270
In Moonee ponds

>>149331265
>If you can't kick you can't play - Alistair Clarkson 4x time premiership coach, beater of Carlton 21/6/2025.

Damn, it gets dark quick.

>>149331267
Expected to lead for most of the night really.

two dogshit teams

>>149331290
Said an actress to the bishop

>>149331284
what from those towers near coles?

hate it when the weather swaps between dark heavy clouds and full sun

>>149331290
story of my life, heh

>>149331292
I'd love to batter whatever little faggot dweeb came up with this

>>149331284
you see what happened exactly? did little bro climb over the railing or jump over or what? any ambos round?

fuckin freezing n pishing down
fitting for midwinters day

absolute snoozefest this
what's tonight's ga-
>coll v saints
fuck me dead

absolutely fucking elite threads today bros

lmao amati

>>149331300
Nah other side
>>149331309
Apparently started climbing the rail when parents weren't looking. Ambos here and cops just moved us on
Time for a couple of beers I reckon

Most disappointing performance for the day:
A) Carlton against North
B) Port against Sydney
C) Collingwood against Saints
?

>>149331330
post a pic of his corpse for us please

ynr amartey kicked 9 goals at adelaide oval

>>149331336
Inappropriate really
Parents were beside themselves
(Still, bad parenting frankly)

>>149331330
oof yeah if they're moving you on, thinking that kid's seeing st peter

>>149331330
have a couple of beers at the avh with all the abers and bernands flogs.

>>149331330
>and cops just moved us on

>I stuck around to watch a kid die, even got his wailing parents on phone video as he took his last breath

>>149331238
actual kid? like really young? sheit
>>149331263
fucking hell

I've watched about 13 minutes of AFL this round, but am 90+ posts in

>>149331330
damn that's fucked bro, will have a drink for you.

>>149331330
upload to catbox please
and rekt thread

>>149331352
that's 13more minutes than me and 60 posts less

balconies scare me
because I feel the call of the void

are you wankers even watching the footy?

>>149331365
i'm the same at train stations always make sure i'm seated or leaning on a pillar before the train arrives

wouldn't think so

what do you think his last thought was?
>oops

>>149331292
Did you watch the game?

>>149331369
no, these shit teams don't deserve my eyeballs

Crazy how Willie rioli is dumb as fuck but has a really high footy IQ

i hate expected score and think it's retarded except for when a team kicks 1.10 or something

>>149331369
no i'm watching nrl

where we dropping boys

>>149331377
Yes, Geelong shanked everything.

>>149331369
not this shit game, all I do since I got my own place is sit on the seti, drink wine and listen to music honestly

>>149331330
guessing round shuter street or young street then

Willie Rioli is thinner and taller than me

my Dad worked with a guy 20 years ago
was a regular sleepwalker. went for a holiday in new york and stayed 50 stories up or something in a hotel with his wife. made sure to lock the balcony door due to sleepwalking
sleepwalked in the middle of the night, unlocked the door and just jumped right over

>>149331383
tilted

>>149331385
wow you sound like great fun...

>>149331391
Sounds like he wanted out and just wanted to give the wife a convenient excuse / life insurance payout.

>>149331377
You're a retard.

>>149331385
whats a seti

Grandmother died this afternoon. 96yo and long happy life. It was her time. Having a drink for her now
RIP

>>149331409
RIP and cheers lad

>>149331383
Moonee Ponds

They showed that kid on the headlines of 9 news just now, leave him alone his tears should be consoled here...

>>149331409
RIP ;_;7

>>149331409
sorry for your loss
*rips bong in honor of ur grangran*

>>149331383
hospie

>>149331422
fucking kek

I feel like a VFR pilot caught in a thunderstorm at night

>>149331409
f

>>149331422
Kek

>>149331422
oh dear

>>149331422
fuck me kek

>>149331436
based mh90 pilot

>>149331409
RIP my grandma died three years back
Still think about here even though she was old as fuck and no one lives forever. Wish I could tell her about shit I'm doing. I know she'd be interested

my mums is the psych ward
where she belongs

Sydney are going to lose this.

>>149331454
Feeling like some Terminator 2 kino.

Has /afl/ ever done an end of season trip?
I'd be keen to go to New Caledonia to whip the natives into line

>>149331431
>american LARPING as a drunken Pom

got mates that are 34 and still have both grandparents

They've never experienced death

>>149331462
My face tomorrow when I have to excrete today's excess

>>149331369
god no

Do I want takeaway tonight or do I just eat the leftover bolognese?

>>149331470
>tfw 28
>tfw grandmumza and granddadza still alive and active
getting a little nervous
always make sure to visit em every year

>>149331470
Was almost me.
First person I ever lost was my grandma at 31. But then lost my best mate at 33.

>>149331470
Grandad on my dad's side died about 25 years before I was born
Grandmother (still alive), still wears the wedding ring and sleeps with a photo of him beside her

Really good game on lads

>>149331369
I'm glancing up at the tv every now and again and instantly disappointed whenever I do.

I've experienced more trauma and individuated more than my Dad which makes it a very weird dynamic

>>149331470
lost one of my granddads when i was 24 or 25
had to carry the coffin
stoic the whole way until i was watching the coffin getting lowered :(

>>149331481
good lad
listen to them and learn

st kilda in an upset

>broken home
>pet death hurts
>people death is a shrug

>>149331512
>kid death = ripe for giggles
such is /alf/

>>149331484
They don't make foids like that anymore

thread died lads

>>149331553
It was the sexist post that did it.

>>149331553
kid named thread:

Din dins

>>149331576
what am i looking at here

>>149331587
Beef + cucumber + capsicum on sourdough roll with a side of salad and chips. $35.

carlton draught aint half bad

>>149331597
it's the good vanilla beer for when you just want beer

being a poort customer is nothing but suffering

might treat myself to a bit 1395 FIVEAA on the old wireless

>carlton united piss water
lol

>>149331604
>>149331597
The alcoholic idiots.

>>149331613
I could outthink you blind drunk

imagine if sydney could kick straight

carlton draught sucks
dry is alright

i used to love smashing sweets. i got diagnosed with diabetes II yesterday. i thought only fat people could get it. played myself.

Warren Tredrae on 5AA just said Amarty had a Gorilla on his back. What did he mean by this?

>>149331613
you don't drink at all? makes sense

The $28 double beef burger and chips

>>149331622
>He doesn't have a monkey on the back, he's got a silverback gorilla
Talking about how he's shanking everything today.

LMAO AMARTEY WTF

@149331613
cox down back fatguts

>>149331626
Lgm

I dated a jeet briefly and could eat spicier food than her
she was in love with me but I couldn't stand her accent

>>149331626
lookin good

elite fact: the most inaccurate game by a player is 0.8, amartey's on 0.6 and 2 on the full gegggg

>>149331626
lgm

>Footscray man dies after alleged assault by released immigration detainee
why do judges face no accountability for their crimes?

>>149331645
The only jeet acquaintance I have has a shitload of food intolerances and has to hand a note to the waiter asking what on the menu they can have when eating out. Crazy considering he has a cousin who probably is literally eating shit sandwiches in a village outside of Chennai.

>1/4 so far
grimgrimgrimgrimgrimgrimgrimgrimgrimgrimgrimgrimgrimgrimgrimgrimgrimgrimfuckingGRIIIIIIIIIM

>>149331649
kek looks like Jisoe

>>149331662
The judge didn't commit the crime spastic.

>>149331649
lmao is that fatguts

>>149331674
I was going to say a shrunken head version of that one actor (can't remember the bloke's name) who always plays seedy bald guys

Let's wrap this game up. I want to watch GODDINGWOOD play.

>>149331676
Read NZYQ v Minister for Immigration, Citizenship and Multicultural Affairs [2023] HCA 37

so now that they afl has control over the sydney market and the swans are no longer getting hand outs and gibs from the afl and brisbane is their current market they are winning over, where to after this? will st kilda or essendon be kissed on the dick like sydney and brisbane

COMEBACK

>>149331610
>Dat beer iz le PIZZ xD xD
Really is baffling when the plebocracy insult others beer choice, like there's even a fucking difference between them.

And then the gentrified faction of the plebocracy go ahead and make 'le IPAs', which quite frankly are an absolute joke, but at least they attempt to provide some substance to the world of carbonated yeast, and the plebocracy is all up in arms over it >WAD DA FUG IZ DIZ POOVDA SHID Dx Dx

Very amusing.

@149331695
cox down back fatguts

>>149331649
>>149331674
based Jisoe
trains, trains, fuckin trains

FUCKEN HELL MY SWANNIES I MISSED YOU SO

Nick daicos in 53 minutes

>>149331681
yeah it's the third generation Italian in him

>>149331708
>third generation Italian in him
down back I assume

>>149331649
>>149331681
>>149331708
Where is his chin?

>>149331713
this is the only pussy a daicos hater will ever get

What are good sports to follow in the modern day as a white man
Considering golf, ten-pin bowling, snooker, sailing - anything elese?

REV IT UP

>>149331649
even his hairline is trying to get away from him

>>149331729
eating ass

>Port vs Carlton next week
They literally will sack whoever loses the match.

>>149331729
Women's indoor volleyball is legit kino to watch. By far my favourite sport of the Olympics.

>>149331662
because then everyone would end up in prison costing millions of dollars when most people are capable of complying with community correction orders?

Motor racing. Particularly formula 1 and IMSA.. 24 hours events when they are on too. Real racist sport

REV REV
mpv https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_3/chunklist.m3u8

voss blew a fuse

>>149331752
>Motor racing. Particularly formula 1
Barely a sport. 1-2 passes per race, if that. A complete snoozer for the most part.
[spoiler]Plus Oscar is probably going to choke it away ;_;[/spoiler]

>>149331689
I would bet every dollar I have a judge knows more about the law than some random faggot on 4chan

>>149331729
Golf and snooker are based. Tennis is still pretty based also
>>149331745 is right, Women's indoor volleyball is unironically an enjoyable sport to watch.

>>149331754
one of you SPASTICS better call in and say "we need a god damn tall defender, if we can sign mason from collingwood we can play cox down back."

>>149331774
Pay him in silver doubloons for all I care, just get one!

>>149331765
He is up against the biggest choker of all time in Norris. He's a certainty to win the championship this year

>>149331754
>Sam
KEK

this cunt is seething lol

suck my nuts

>>149331754
>.......yeah good on ya [name]
every time kek

>>149331729
Golf is great. Climbing and swimming too. Thats the sports I can do anyways.

>>149331781
AMX is a single upgrade away from running away with the season again.
Norris is probably a touch faster, so if he ever stops mental booming he could easily win it.

t. Watched Webber in 2010 Korea.

>>149331626
Fuck. Now I want a burger.

still not allowing myself to believe oscar will win the formula juan, feels like if I start having hope it'll just be crushed

>>149331754
It's already finished

>>149331810
me but every poort game from now on
don't think we'll even beat carlton at this point

>>149331818
Going to Collingwood in 5 minutes? Assumed it'd be longer.

Well I lasted about 63 hours, but Sofia came in to my room all sultry like, pulled down my pants and sucked the absolute bajeezus out of me. Going to wank again later and try again.

Sarah Gadon

don't care, didn't ask dungbreath

it would be a disgrace if that britmutt spaghetti hair becomes world champ. be the worst since villeneuve.

>>149331826
Oh she's gross. Have some standards you sad sack

>>149331844
Homosexual post

I don't need alcohol to have fun
I don't need alcohol to have fun
I don't need alcohol to have fun

>>149330740
fuck kids, fuckin plebocrat minis

>>149331626
buns look crap
lbm (lookn bad man)

wish this rain would fuck off

Apparently half the port team have the flu, but obviously couldn't drop the whole team due to sickness.
All the coaches have it too

>>149331826
>40_year_old_woman_does_anything_to_reverse_aging.mp4

Guldens Misso spotted!!!!!!!

got covid lads

my sick cat refuses to eat everything except fresh tiger prawns

why isn't tredders asking about the flu vaxx?

>>149331872
Talk about sore losers. Why don't they admit that they're a shit club

>>149331886
Crisp JHF/Connor Rozee/Miles Bergman/Willem Drew

>Poorlton lost to norf
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

plus this doesnt count out on the full shots
fucking hell

>>149331914
Never heard of this bloke

>>149331914
dumb n****r

Why does Kath always look hungry?

>>149331626
>Overpriced slop
Learn to cook

Kingy: "Carlton has lost its soul"

Profound.

>>149331938
I desperately want Carlton and Essendon and Norf to be good again.

>>149331928
In a dry spell since Riewoldt went back to America and is now under his wife's thumb.

>>149331888
>Cat learns to outsmart its dumb owner and eat prawns for every meal by feigning sickness

Who would you guys say is the shot caller around here? The one who calls the shots, as it were.

>>149331217
>>149331181

is it true? is that what nrl stands for rulesp-err nrlsperg?

basedingwood finna arserape whatever worthless irrelevant pissant team they play tonight

>>149331966
Subjectively? RC.
Objectively? Myself (ragesperg)

>>149331966
reckon it's this guy>>149331977

>>149331951
>North Naarm
LOL no

naarmed and dangerous

>>149331966
no-one, it's just a free-for-all crabs in a barrel

we have some agenda setters but no real shot callers, says a lot really

Posters complain about rulesperg but never leave and go to sharty or some other altchan.

If you dislike the rules you're always welcome to leave, nothing compelling you to be here

shot status: called

>>149331998
you're the biggest faggot in here and that is a massive statement in itself

trip on wog

>>149332005
[thumbs up emoji]

>Collingwood hosting St Kilda a St Kilda's home ground
how is this fair?

>>149332011
wow sure showed me didn't you

>>149332016
Literally means jacksquat, they're both at Marvel and that's that

>>149332016
Revenue sharing

Be honest, would you a darcy moore?

>>149331981
Ever thought the reason the bummers are doing poorly is because of you?

>>149332016
Collingwood wouldn't fill out the MCG so they opted for a smaller ground whilst Carlton vs North got the MCG today.

>>149332031
i believe i would, yes

>>149332031
Absolutely WOULD
>>149332032
No because I'm not a schizophrenic idiot like some people here.

>>149332031
Wood.

>>149332043
>No because I'm not a schizophrenic idiot like some people here.
You say this whilst going on about match fixing/rigging which you have never ever provided any evidence for..........

So which call we listening to tomorrow?
>Ch 7
>Fox Footy
>KIds Call on 7+

libations paid to the archer Phoebus Apollo, lord of Delphi, son of almighty Zeus of the lightning bolt
time for some fucken footy
...after I grab a tea-towel; brb

build your rocket and shove it up your fat wog arse RC

>>149332043
>No because I'm not a schizophrenic idiot like some people here.
also believes in drone ball

>>149332043
>No because I'm not a schizophrenic idiot like some people here.
This is from the same person who considers himself a "doctor", DESPITE never having finished a medical degree, let alone having ever being registered as a medical professional

>>149332054
I'll be tucked up in bed with a tranny listening to ABC

>>149332069
this

rc fuels his rocket on lies
every fib he posts his rocket gains fuel

I would heem nick daicos so quickly if i played against him
just drop the soft cock and maybe lay a foot into his head

nick daicos is playing

Might don my West Coast Eagles official AFL merchandise polo.

>>149332121
same

Miss Daicos

>>149332031
compare the pair

>>149332139
same

experiencing an existeential crisis lads

>>149332139
wtf magic????

uhh poobros?

>>149332139
nice appreciate shit like this when people pull it off

>>149332250
i agree

>>149332144
presenting his bussy like the good little twink bitch he is

>>149332151
long worry for poo wong

>St Kilda winning
oh no no no

>Collingwood on a saturday night
>has to show vfl instead

you think 7 is steaming?

>>149332175
yep collingwood are done
fold this shit club immediately

I neglected my health for too long and now I'm paying the price.

>>149332183
crisp

>>149332188
same

RC mate, how do i get my gf into assplay?

everyone always goes on about how good huddo is but I don't like him

>>149332139
wish i knew how to do this

>>149332201
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S

>>149332177
here mate
https://fooportal58.me/sport7//watch/collingwood-magpies-st-kilda-saints-jun-21

i'm thinking micksperg micksperg oo ee oo

yeah I've seen enough of this shit

Do you blokes reckon the saints can win this?

>>149332154
i'm glad you agree anon

>>149332154
>>149332250
holy based

>>149332248
they can if they score more points than the pies

This hypermoral society is begging for barbaric maniacs like myself

Darthy Mmwoore

>>149332262
genuine trvke

>>149332262
based Sudanese doctor

>>149332248
>can the team Gil tried to rig the flag for in 2023 beat the team that won that flag without rigging?

What do you think mate.

can someone post the copypasta about the swans being shit

The crowd going "Let's go Sainters let's go" almost sounds like they're saying the polar opposite of Sainters. Please just stick with Saints, Christbros are weeping ;_;

moore daicos

get REKT carlton shitters

I don't like Collingwood but I like McStay and Elliot

Saints should wear red as their main colour, would be unique among victorian teams

north melbourne could legitimately finish 10th

>>149332295
for me, it's crisp

>Three teams in the 16+ team era have won the Grand Final from outside the top 4
>Brisbane 2024, Western Bulldogs 2016, Adelaide 1998
>Sydney lost to the first two in the grand final and the third in a semi

>Sydney have now lost 2 more Grand Finals than Collingwood in the AFL era

>In the 12 team era (1924-1986) the worst finishing spot to win the premiership was fourth
>Only 2 teams achieved this, Essendon (1949) and Carlton (1945)
>That Carlton team defeated South Melbourne in the Grand Final

>First coach to officially retire from shame in 2024 coached Sydney

Ok that wasn't a free, how do we suspend that ump

>>149332201
i prefer Jason bennett
problem is, he's the ONLY good caller on ch7

>>149332250
nice

crisp goal

Yep srisp goal and crisp post >>149332303

S R I S P
R
I
S
P

>>149332318
BT Richo and Brayshaw are elite you're just trying to fit in with the rest of the retards here who in turn are trying to fit in with you

holy fuck are they STILL making jurassic park movies?

>>149332340
richo has concussion symptoms and at best BT & JB are entertaining on radio; not good, but entertaining

it's strange they didn't call it disney stadium when you think about it

srisp

>>149332347
marvel was the bigger property than disney when the name change happened

watching the cricket lads
cowardly poms getting cucked by the poos

This umpire sounds like the biggest faggot alive kek

>>149332353
>marvel was the bigger property than disney when the name change happened
>changed from etihad to marvel in 2018
fair
>deal is for eight years
so that means it's almost up?
wonder what the next name for docklands will be...

>>149332369
does he have a lispy poof voice?

>>149332411
It's even worse than that, i'll try to describe when I turn the game back on

>>149332369
It's almost like they keep maxing the volume on his mic, it's bloody annoying

>>149332428
Why are they sad bros?

simply dogshit round of footy

>>149332318
>picks the only commentator who is subjectively shit
Nice troll.

>>149332464
?

>>149332455
dogshit season
bring on the cricket and let's hope they lift their act next year

lmao
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1936301429549158401/vid/avc1/720x954/oNHYVYYsik-D7XU3.mp4

Hope Harley and Swann can turn this sport around

>>149332481
kek it's like a step up from the microwave

>>149332481
good way to poison yourself with fabric and dye fumes

>>149332481
lgm

>>149332482
harleys good but expecting him to fix the whole comp is a bit much

so carlton's Big Rebuild (10 years in the making) ended with that?
grim.

>>149332499
yeah but they won a few brownlows and colemans so it was worth it

>>149332481
It still doesn't beat throwing the membership into the toilet with shit stains around the bowl

>mccreery dead
FUCK

Feels like at 12 teams are going through some of crisis right now

Shit season
Let's all just agree to move on.

>>149332481
KEK

We should get clive palmer to make a breakaway league

I thought of a way to raise money for the afl
laura kane lies face down into the gutter (naked) and you can pay $10 to slam your boot into the back of her head

>>149332452
absolutely criminal how much weight the sisters stacked on

love my pies

>>149332530
I'd pay $20

35,000 is a lot of messages

>>149332548
wokeness has gone too far

>>149332548
she was gay thought so it's okay

>>149332548
why the fuck didn't this ever happen to me??

Nick Daicos currently leading the contested possesions count

>>149332548
ragebait slop, read it. totally consensual, chat over years and only began intimacy after the student graduated. the media should be in a mass grave

>>149332568
the /afl/cord won't like this

>>149332558
It's obscene. Even assuming it's over a whole year (though it's likely over a shorter period) that's almost 1000 messages a day. If she wanted the student's cock that's the wrong way to go about getting it because that much communication is going to put anyone off.

>>149332570
grooming

Lads, Brody just posted

Lads, Brodie just posted

>>149332570
sounds like grooming to me

FRAMPTON YOU SPASTIC

>grooming yourself
great, encouraged, look presentable
>groom someone else
wrong, verboten, predatory
hate this hypocritical society

>>149332623
such truth

someone bake a newy

>>149332623
kek

new

>>149332642
>>149332642
>>149332642