Thread 149334470

Parrachad edition

NRL
>GAME 1
Brisbane Broncos v Cronulla Sharks
2:00pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
1.54-2.58
>Reece Walsh's spark helped the hosts end a four-game losing streak, while the Sharks rallied to defeat derby rivals the Dragons. The Broncos return after a bye, following a decisive victory over the Titans in Round 14. The Sharks bounced back with a win over the Dragons in Round 15. The Broncos have a strong record against the Sharks, winning 28 of their 46 meetings.
Broncos 1-12 2.95
Broncos 13+ 2.75
Sharks 1-12 3.50
Sharks 13+ 6.00
Broncos -4.5 1.93 Sharks +4.5 1.87

>GAME 2
Sydney Roosters v North Queensland Cowboys
4:05pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Allianz Stadium, Sydney
1.42-2.89
>The Cowboys can overtake the Roosters in this clash between sides in the thick of the Top 8 battle. The Roosters are clinging on to their top-eight spot and have been inconsistent in their last five games. Their last match was a victory over the Knights in Round 15. The Cowboys have dropped out of the top eight after a 58-4 annihilation by the Dolphins, leaving their season in a precarious position. The Roosters have won 27 of the 41 meetings.
Roosters 1-12 2.90
Roosters 13+ 2.40
Cowboys 1-12 3.90
Cowboys 13+ 7.25
Roosters -7.5 1.90 Cowboys +7.5 1.90

>GAME 3
Parramatta Eels v Gold Coast Titans
6:15pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
CommBank Stadium, Sydney
2.16-1.69
>Round 16 concludes with the Titans chasing back-to-back victories & the Eels looking to extend their Sydney winning streak in this rivalry to five. The Eels are in a dire situation, having lost their last two games before the bye against the Bulldogs and the Panthers. The Titans are coming into the game with renewed confidence after a convincing 28-8 victory over the Sea Eagles, which broke a three-game losing streak. The rivalry is evenly poised, with both teams having won 13 of their 26 encounters.
Eels 1-12 3.35
Eels 13+ 5.10
Titans 1-12 2.95
Titans 13+ 3.20
Eels +2.5 1.90 Titans -2.5 1.90

SUPER LEAGUE
>GAME 1
Warrington Wolves v Huddersfield Giants
00:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.13-5.80
>Warrington look to bounce back from defeat last week as they host Huddersfield.

>GAME 2
Catalans Dragons v Leigh Leopards
02:30am AEST on Fox and Kayo
3.45-1.32
>Leigh look to consolidate their place in the top four as they hit the road to take on the struggling Catalans Dragons.

>GAME 3
Salford Red Devils v Hull FC
00:00am (Monday) AEST on Fox and Kayo
18.00-1.02
>Hull FC look to bounce back from a disappointing loss to Castleford, as they take on the last-placed Salford

First for holding hands with Ellie

reckon she smashes coke zero

Wonder if this thread will last the day

>>149334827
>ritual posters

parrachad here and I bless this thread

>>149335469
based

Three games on Sunday is the way and the future

>irish and kiwi flags appear
>homosexuality triples

>>149335469
I used a jpg so you should still be ok to do your thing around 6:05pm

>>149312477
Based knower

>>149344767
bump posts don't count

Pooarks
Poosters
Pootans

EZPZ

Based whistling ad

He will break it THIS YEAR

>>149349376
>just happen to come along at the right time to play for souths when they became a great attacking side that near exclusively attacks down your wing
>farm 200 tries
He seems like a good bloke but the absolute wank job souffs fans and the footy media is putting on about him right now is fatiguing. I'll be hyped and happy for him when it happens but I'm not going to pretend that he's any more than a mid tier winger who got to run off the likes of GI, Walker and Latrell.

"mid tier" is a bit much Alex was very good earlier in his career. Played for Australia and probably should have played Origin at least once. Definitely benefited from that elite Souths left side attack and the 6 again rule though

Well done Alex but you'll never be him

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Bevan

reminder this is peak male performance

>>149351649
Based Irish

THE /nrl/ meetup at Leichhardt Oval at 1pm see you there

good afternoon gentlemen.. and Roosterman

Should be some good games today

No logo yet but they were handing these out

Sounds fucking painful. I didn't even know this was something that could happen.

>>149353274
Not a bad looking logo 2bh. I don't mind the claw marks.

>>149353243
Hopkins cute af

arse is sore from getting pounded by my big sea eagles bf last night

Ian Roberts belted Gary Jack so badly his sons turned faggot and played afl kek

Could get on board with the Perth Bears if they make it clear they're not a continuation of Norths history and don't play any matches at NSO.

There was an article in the paper a week or so ago about how much of a shit hole NSO is. I can not see them playing premiership games there

Doesn’t matter if you are on board or not fortunately

Doggies have won their first outting

broncgods

LETS GO BRONCGODS

heard a rumour that ezra mam lives at suncorp stadium because he cant drive anywhere

thank you dolphins for letting us use your home stadium <3

GOATNULLA

Sunshine Coast R5 #12 Family Of League

WALSH FUCKUP COUNTER : 0

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TAKE THE POO

good call thank you bunker for saving us from the poo curse

>>149353626
I have PVL on speed dial and he said he’d shitcan the whole thing if I wasn’t happy with it

>6 minutes in
>already being lazy

>>149353963
It seems the mere intent of TTP is enough to invoke the curse.

FOR FUCK SAKE NICHO THE GOAL KICKING WAS YOUR ONLY SAVING GRACE STOP FUCKING EVERYTHING UP

WALSH FUCKUP COUNTER : 1

Nice kick Walsh

NOT

BASED CRIMINAL MAAM

>>149354118
It only looked spectacular because the other broncuck defender swung swung around and swept Nikora’s legs

true

Nice “tackle” Walsh

NOT

WALSH FUCKUP COUNTER : 2

imagine being a spooncos customer KEK

I don't have to imagine :(

>>149353440
Worse than a faggot a pussy whipped under the thumb simp

We will have a 6 again thanks

saved by the ref

BIN THEM
BIN THEM NOW

We will have a try thanks

PIGROOTBACK

BRONCBACK

sorry im late lads, been at golf

STAGGS IS MY FAV PLAYER

>pig-rooting
>verb
>(of a horse or other animal) kick upwards with the hind legs, keeping the head down and the forelegs firmly planted.

noooooo don't hurt our twink

don’t like either of these peems desu

WALSH FUCKUP COUNTER : 3

kek these bronco dudes know they have to tackle yeah?

>haas ded
Plz no

way too easy and once they get a line break walsh might as well not even be there

*nibbles you*

kennedy should be nsw fullback

I miss cobshit

hope you guys appreciate my editing

nice mate

>>149354325
What this needs is him dropping rings like Sonic the Hedgehog

>>149354325
good work

>>149354314
KEK settle petal

Offically done with Broncos. UP THE MILK

pooarks big pack are just bullying the little pack of the poocos

NOT TOO BAD NICHO FUCKING KEEP IT UP YOU FUCK

fucking hell just remembered I tipped pozcos ffs

>connectivity error
>madge has "senior" leadership group within the group
I'm sure thats great for a peem sport

not sure the charge down was the play there

ENOUGH WITH THE MONKEY BUSINESS

WALSH FUCKUP COUNTER : 4
MAAM FUCKUP COUNTER: 1

IT’S MA-ACK!!

Glad to say I've always hated the Broncucks.

ITS FUCKING MAAM *police sirens in the distance*

DO THESE RETARDS NOT REALISE PEOPLE HAVE MONEY ON THEM TO WIN? FFS STOP LOSING

>>149354424
>he didn't tip pooarks

kek

KKEEEEEEEEEEEEK

and broncs lose their challenge kek
gold these retarded peems

we'll throw away our challenge thanks

what a disaster

why would you ever challenge that shit
doesn't matter how certain you think you're right you don't need that 1 second of play

that shouldn’t have been a binning
a penalty yes but a bin is a massive overreaction

>>149354483
Broncucks love losing more than anything else.

>>149354484
profession foul innit

I don't understand the meme of "every stadium is the poophins home ground". Please explain.

I predict poocos will score zero points except potentially a penalty goal during this bin period.

it was 85m from the the tryline m8
it was a basically a really obvious ruck infringement

>>149354586
That’s okay it’s his land after all

>>149354586
when you actually swallow the pickle juice

>>149354586
*gets tackled in the spew*

>scored on with more players
KEEEEEEEK

when are they firing all senior management at the broncos

>>149354641
So many things wrong with this club. I've been saying this since the covid years, but I'm reaching the end of my tether supporting this club.

The club needs to have a fucking image change and fuck off all the old nonsense about our winning history, our club heritage, and whatever fucking nonsense the Old Boys love to jerk themselves off to. When I think of the club nowadays I visualise some pisshead old wanker in some dusty bar prattling on about the glory days and how back in his day the Broncos were the best.

We haven't won shit in 20 years, and the club itself has failed to capitalise on opportunity after opportunity to generate sustained success like the Panthers, Storm, and Roosters, which given our advantages is where we should really be at. We are literally like the Eels and the Tigers at this point and settling for mediocrity.

>>149354641
>>149354670
he culture problems are systemic and will not change until there is a modernisation of the club which forces it to look introspectively at why we keep regressing, taking one step forward and 2 back. Ultimately, we can wax lyrical, but I'm sick of watching arrogance exhude from every pore of the organisation especially as a lot of our hardest workers have been lured away to success at other clubs. It is seriously a marker of how low this club as been brought when we let a generational talent like Herbie Farnworth go, his value is almost as much as Haas abd the fact we didn't see that and are now being punished for it is excruciating.


Its excruciatingly tedious watching the same problems occur year after year. We have been bailed out by inividual success, but in the Broncos DNA you can just see that recruitment prioritises athletes over competitors. That ruthlessness that those who want to win show is only brought by a few of the team, and if we can't get that then we at least need players who are not net negatives in the confidence and execution of general play, especially players like Riki, Cobbo, Piakura, Mariner, etc. We need more vets like Arthars and Carrigan who don't quit.

>>149354670
>>149354678

>>149354678
common reddit opinion

>deliberately screw the scrum up
>penalty broncos
>sharks get rewarded because broncos can't do a scrum play
more clubs need to do this

yeah nice work trindal you fuckwitta

BUCKBACK

they'll take it off em refs HATE broncos

Hynes earning that million dollar paycheck

Refs LOVE Broncos

>diving hynes and the peem crying about it and forgot to stop the try
KEKEKEKEEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

How have the Sharks let this lead just completely dissolve

We're still in the lead, idiot. Hasn't "completely" dissolved. Moron. Never post here again

I WANT MOTM MY FAV PLAYER STAGGS TO GET THE WINNING TRY

TAKE THE POO

dont you dare take the poo

BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS

If Cleary is out NSW should pick Reynolds and I'm not joking

BRONCGODS

I've got Sharks +4.5 as the last leg of my multi. Am I safe?

>>149354857
no

walsh

more like Shiba Dabsonsharkies

Origin level defence from Kennedy there KEK

Nicho is 29 and already washed

big poo brewing lads

Todd Payton in the sharks coaching box??!!

Mam thinking about what other crimes he can get away with when he dropped that ball

Who would you most like to see soaping up in the Bronco's showers?

Hynes is the ultimate loser

hynes....

kek the should just sub this dude off in the last 10mins

New hynes meme pic
*apu clap*
*apu clap*

Nicho is contracted till 2029 btw

KEK nice catch Reynolds you spastic

Wow what an anti-climate end

nice change seeing the broncGODS chasing down a peem to be honest

UP THE MIGHTY FUCKING BRONCOS

Jetaya scored a hat trick in the trial. It's begun.

>>149354776
Are they still in the lead?

>post 4pm
>still no kickoff

Is Teagan single?

was a bit silly and tipped pooboys lads

pooboys bros...

>Fraudnulla
Sasuga

There’s not a hope in hell Cowboys win this
the regular cowwie family members haven’t even turned up

QLD won
BroncGODS won
The NRL world is healing

>ifag filename
Still some more healing to be done

ow muh knee

he’s knee bent the wong way

nah, this is the wrong way

>>149355272
fark

>>149355272
this guy scored a 80m intercept try later that game

would be a hoot but nah
it instantly ended his career

Hate to see it

BILLY BAWK

THE SNITCH

don't really want 50

Best seat in the house

KEK even the steeden hates the cowboys

COMEBACK

>2poo
If you're going to come in make the tackle

Someone tell poowater you're supposed to kick it between the posts kek

Whoever runs the NQ social media is very foot pilled and I love it

Channel 9 News hinting a Panthers star has been charged. Not sure if crime or match review committee.

>>149355451
That middle one is mad ugly

BILLY BOUNCE

kek

When does Payton get sacked?

SLIP OVER THE LINE MAN

STOP THE COUNT

and all it cost was Sandon Smith's ankle

They better patch Blake Steep's stats prior to launch

$1290 lost gambling this weekend.

you win some you lose more.

>didn't post slips
reckon you put on some real stinker bets

>>149355665
And what lesson has God taught you here?

Yes, if it loses its a stinker

>>149355682
God doesn't exist. If he did, israel would be glass right now.

Love seeing how the girls are preparing for the season

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nothing but positive thoughts for my China's knee reco

>>149355708
yum

>cowgirls official bikini beach shoots
>jetaya flicked to the tigers
Life is suffering

>>149355713
Life finds a way

>>149355722
hmmm a bit too ripped for my tastes

these tard refs have even forgotten what an 8pt try is ffs

HE'S KNOCKED HIS SHOE OFF

Cowboys pants status
>pulled down [X}

I've done the math 50 IS possible!

[Sad News] Victor Radley has been concussed in the stands after slipping on some beer covered stairs.

kek pls tell me someone clipped that poor cowwie customer

Was that GG&TNQC?

>>149355665
Bet $1650 on the Titans and you’ll make up your losses

PARRACHADS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
ALL THE EELCHADS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

Time for a pregame cappuccino.

Finally, the game of the round.

Casked wine Rugby League!

>>149355937
Any port in a storm

>>149334470 (OP)
Parachad better close his eyes cause Titans are going to win by the last 2 digits of this post

Here we go

>>149355949
Lomax wont score he sucks

I hope Paulo belts RCG

KEK how do you fuck that up

Kek that sums up both peems

>>149355970
whys that m8

say what you will but you will be utterly entertained

of course I tipped the fucking peels

peels bros...

Ominous

Tuilagi is such a shit cunt it really cannot be overstated

can just tell Sutton won’t give my Eelies
nothing tonight

PASS IT YOU FUCKING IDIOT

Iongi with the "fuck it Fox is out there somewhere" ahh pass

IONGIGOD
IONGIGOD
IONGIGOD

PEELBACK

wow lomax kicked a goal

Who's playing
Who's winning
Who's titsing

owwwww my face

Heemlagi

THATS MY PEELIES

pootan bros...

RGC needs to be dropped to the Burleigh Bears and then never let on an NRL field again

>>149356187
fuck off Jason

dis niggas really out here falling for an old man Lussick barge over?? spoon them now

based rgc h8er

Get tino and Mo on so we wreck these dumb peels

Reminder that you can’t spell RCG without GC

PEELS PEELS PEELS PEELS PEELS PEELS

wowee

EELSCHADS
EELSCHADS
EELSCHADS

Reminder that you can’t spell dickhead without DCE

Based Guymer. He visited the school I work at and he is genuinely dumb as bricks. Nice fella.

>>149355451
Would butt fuck and eat poo of all 3 tbqhwyiykwim

>>149356242
based this country was built off heart of gold country bumpkins

(((independent doctor)))

give that wojak corks

get ya paki dog

>>149356245
>Tigers team mates: Jetaya help us we're down by 20
>Jetaya:

>>149355949
Kek you're fucked now

POOTANBACK

Parra were right to challenge there wasn’t 2 in the tackle

BUNKERED

>>149356370
true there was 3, 4 even if you count the pootan

KKKKKKKKHHHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN

>>149356329
Imagine the grip of her arris around your knob'ed

>trying to cutout the fastest player in the comp
just spoon things

even if the kicker gets ruled out with a hia whats wrong with them being allowed to kick?

>>149356382
Yep 3D chess from para and the bunker fell for it
>>149356393
Yeah its a great one but the tits are already shot to bits :(

Kezie Chad

pretty sleepy bros probably watch the next half and head to bed

kino game desu how Peels aren’t ahead by 20 I don’t know

Cant see either of these teams making it to the premmy this year

are the broncs going to be the only queensland team to win this weekend?

All the eyes on the AI amaysim ad are completely fucked. Why didn't they use Google Veo 3?

>>149356245
can someone AI this so she pulls her pants down to reveal a cute feminine penis

>>149356329
the ideal female physique

>>149356523
meant for
>>149356500

watching the replay and AKP was 3m offside on that interception fuck you Sutton

Remember to wash your fruits or vegetable before eating, otherwise you'll catch rat lungworm disease and die.

noted

I cannot believe this ugly nerd Jake Duke got to cum all over Tiff's lovely tits.

>>149356584
throw another bet down champ

>>149356577
That's the supermarket's job, not mine.

>>149356577
Good thing Iive exclusively off Uber eats m8

>>149356597
hows the oily skin ubereatsbro

Pretty sure Duke didn’t even root ol big tits I think the misso just caught her calling him in the middle of the night.

nooooooo you're not allowed to compete for the ball

Sutton BTFO

He definitely rooted Tiff. And you are all jealous of me. Girls love Jake Duke, this is the simple reality.

>>149356608
I’m slipping around the the house like a greased pig m8 thanks for asking

PEELIES

Footy Dean YOU are a NSW Blue

HAWKGOD
HAWKGOD
HAWKGOD

are you ready to enter the Iongi era lads?

>Iongi is a Queenslander

If Billy was serious about winning game 3 he'd consider it

Yeah about that leg pull crackdown…

Sutton is a cheat

peels on tilt trying to do everything they can to lose

foran to the farm

foran more like moron

>>149356634
I had uber eats for 4 days in a row this week. forgot to wash my face. absolute mistake. its bad...

based Touchie

unbased Bunker

based pizza face

uhhhhh peelies we're not looking good out there

fuck I hate this silk road trading looking cunt

>RCG on for Tino
Parrachads time to celebrate

*eats a few oof mumza's dark choccie digestives*

Surely Foran can kick goals wtf

FUCKING PEELIES ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP

>>149356765
its not fun kek. now i have to get it back to normal. water and clean food for me. and the daily 2 monsters

LOMAXGOD
PENISGOD
HAWKGOOOOOOOOOD

I think the peelies have been practicing backing into the line and then offloading ay

is the game any good lads?

yeah it’s been surprisingly fun m8

thats a try

that's a guy

the stupid unifags arent doing their job properly. supposed to have heard back on a report the stupid retards made for an assessment. i haven't heard anything.

Dean Hawkins inaugural Perth Bears halfback

Nobody tell Irish a Peels win by 17+ and they get jumped

>>149356866
deserves it he’s a real student of the game

lomax teach you that one did he iongi

oowwwww I backed into a tackle and my neck went owwwiee

still not sure how the eels got away with dumping that player on their head without a sin bin

Fermor is a bit of a cat huh

>>149356881
>deserves it he’s a real student of the game

rcg h8er, he heemed himself I hope that makes you happy

This idiot really uploaded the low quality version of that pic I posted recently. Lol

SEND HIM OFF

nothing in it Fermor is just a soft cat

NOWS THEIR CHANCE!!

cats are pretty soft unless its one of those dr evil cats ay

gg pretty good weekend of footy
goodnight ladies

Surprisingly good day of footy. Time to have a shower, pre-bedtime cup of tea, and settle in with Austin Powers to fall asleep to.

night night lads don’t let the dream bunker bite

Only 8pm lads

AJ record market last Saturday

>>149357058
>Finals Series

>>149357058
Updated market after last night

Based Luke Keary in the audience

>7 tries to go
>Souths don't have a Sydney home game till round 24

How does this fucking draw work it seems like Manly play at Brooky every week

Also the cunt has only played 6 games this year and is already second he really is the GOAT

>>149357147
reg reagan deemed it so iykwim haha

Seeing people talk about letting the fans run on when he gets the record. Be awkward if it happened at a half empty Cbus super stadium

they’ll be running for the exits

It will be against Parramatta at Allianz in Indigenous round 24. The script says so

If I was in a spoon contender peem (everyone not currently in the top 4) I would make it my mission to give that aboriginal a career ending injury before he gets that record.

>>149357293
What an odd thing to say

>>149357293
he deserves the record. the lil black fella can run

Fuck up, cunt. aboriginals need to be exterminated.

>>149357318
Why?

>>149357293
ALSO the broncGODS are not a spoon contenders. literally just heemed the sharks

3 stupid fucking captures in a row

Go to bed Joey

>>149357281
>Sold out 45k at Allianz for Indigenous
Round
>Images of everyone running on the field go viral
>Calls for Souths to move into the SFS get heavier
>Venues NSW have no choice but to let it happen

>broncos aren't spoon contenders
>my proof is they just barely beat another spoon contender

>>149356990
It was a good weekend of footy

>>149357358
Based manifester, I like it

>>149357366
They have also fucked the dogs major style

>>149357318
>>149357335
Just another racist who can't form a coherent justification for their beliefs.

>>149357311
ynr he got gifted a try in the last round in 2020 which helped rob Kyle Feldt of winning top tryscorer that year
https://youtu.be/QTS3eDf3m8I

>>149357469
Go to bed AI, you’re drunk

Based balls ad

So sick of being addicted to gambling. Just want to be able to enjoy the games again.

>>149357484
But what about the based whistling ad?

Based whistling ad

>>149357488
The apps have the ability to restrict yourself. Use it, take your life back

>>149357488
this>>149357503 listen to this anon and ban yourself for your own good

>>149357469
>>149357520
anti human sloppa

>>149357488
https://www.gambleaware.nsw.gov.au/resources-and-education/awareness-campaigns/reclaim-the-game

the only Queensland team to win this weekend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wdfTdibFBs

>>149357488
Lol good luck
havint placed a bet since origin 1 and every game that my team doesn’t play I barely watch or care about unless if ties into me winning a SuperCoach h2h but even then it’s meh…

>>149357913
kino
Whats there current winning chant?

>>149358237
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gqKuNqFNs0M

they've gone back to the old one this year

>Poothers in the 8
>Poophins dropped out
Not saying it'll stay that way but just as I said

Based thread rescuer

Afternoon family. Stayed in bed all morning. Thinking its time I hit the gym

>afternoon
it's 11:44 champ

>>149374946
>adelaide/darwin

I miss webm bro making webms of all the kino trys

>>149374979
>>149377606

Time for a new bake.
>>149377699
>>149377699
>>149377699

>>149377724
Yeah, nah m8