Thread 149334823

Day 2 of the 1st Test @ Headingley:

England 39/1.
v India 471.

India pollapsed just at the right time to give England the rain.

You have to do it now lad

YFI
IFO

Good thread

Pope more like poop

YFO

Duckett more like dicklet

>>149334804
Mad that there isn't even a suggestion of any other opener, unlike with Pope at 3. They didn't even try anyone as a potential future back-up in the zimb test, and they aren't going to play any tour games in Australia before the tests so what happens if either creepy or ducky get injured, or zacky c becomes even more shit?

>>149334875
Well I suppose they’ll just be forced to lose to the Australians again lol

A five-wicket haul is on the cards for Bumrah.

JUST DROPPED THE ANDERSON TENDULKAR TROPHY M8

Jadeja isn't even a good fielder, he's just the best Indian fielder

>>149334875
bethell would slot in

/nrl/ is up

>>149334864
YFO
A
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Flags
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Y

>>149334929
That you Irish?

>>149334896
reckon he’s using ladyshot to match his gay perm and moustache

>>149334938
I’m very upset and don’t want to talk about it

>India have only ever won three tests in England
nice cricketing "superpower" you got there

>>149334850
>>149334864
qrd on this meme?

shot

>>149335022
lurk moar

Are they mispronouncing Bumrah on purpose?

isn't it buhm-rahsh?

Baz out a quick 500 then India all out for under 300 on day 4

US bombers unironically flying over Iran

I have war PTSD at this point but still they can't get enough
Nothing will ever change those yanks
kind of hope grandmaster Xi nukes California because I don't want that episode again

>>149335032
>Britoids obsessed with >us even in a fucking cricket thread
My noggin? Joggin

Bumrah's first class, and that was a first class delivery. To suggest off the evidence of 3 half-centuries that Bethell would have done any better is utter nonsense. Zak deserves another shot at putting those three aging antipodeans to the sword, in my opinion.

road status? compared to the poolapse this morning this 56/1 looks roadworthy

>>149335088
Shut the fuck up you cunt no one cares

>>149335191
no but steven may

Iran

>>149335191
You can hold yourself back from the suffering of the world, but perhaps that very holding back, is the one suffering you could have avoided

You can hold yourself back from the sufferings of the world, that is something you are free to do and it accords with your nature, but perhaps this very holding back is the one suffering you could avoid.

tbg i am amazed that he doesn't read back his own posts on /cric/ without feeling intense cringe

Something proper wrong with you lot honestly

>>149335359
Tbh I am amazed that you don't look in the mirror in the morning and be like 'i really need to be able to do more pull-ups than 6'

R I G G E D
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>can't into reviews
SAAAAAR PLS REDEEM

>>149334935
x

>>149335110
YFO

alright literally no reason to get out now until the new ball

test cricket sucks shit lmao

nice birds mate

>>149335720
>>149335765
was this the moose series?

thanks m8

>>149335720
>>149335765
>>149335795
https://youtu.be/NaYbNOr53fM

100 up for England

Ducket posts the half-ton

The United States is a terrorist state
They should not be allowed to brew nuclear technology

>Run rate over 4 rpo
Not Test cricket tbqhwy

based

>>149335963
Feel sorry for him and how commentators keep mentioning his height. I'm so glad I'm not short.

logging into menulog. anyone want owt?

veggie pasty from are Greggs x 2
tabla x

Went to Iran once
Lovely people
Smoked heroin in a basement in tehran
Dance the night away to house music

>>149336374
https://youtu.be/r_1KSZyx1I0
>>149336385
cool story bla x

All you had to do was listen

Duckett needs to stop being a little bender and play real cricket shots.

Thinking about the upcoming test series in the Windies

>>149336593
>T W O W E E K S
>J U L Y 4TH
https://youtu.be/Cxl9N9706BM

Ouch indeed

>>149336385
Corrrrr please tell us more gap year stories you disgusting socialist

>>149336769
Is this a visual representation of the mood of the Hollies stand on a warm Friday afternoon?

It's pronounced gahp yarrrr

>>149336769
https://youtu.be/GHzTuZuUBUc?si=ztz9dQj_lYdqKFxE

Mummy had to pick me up from Heathrow because I wet myself in Iran and didn't know what to do

more freebies

He's fucked it

GOTTEM

HAHAHAHA YOU JUST GOT BUMMED

effectively 126-0 because chucker wickets don't count

Root duck

I am aware of the things that will make me a better climber
And orchestrating my body into a v5 indoor slab at red goat is not one of them

reckon couple more by close should do it ngl
https://youtu.be/YPeZCj9C1QY

>>149336830
...yh
>>149336843
x

NOT SO FAST

DENIED SAARS

Same old aussies

He’ll go on for a tonne now

Just realised why he has #66

same old anyone know which country currently holds the ashes

anyone know which country smells of poo but isn't new zealand

india innit lad

Zachy is well funny. Just ask him, he'll tell ya!

i'm going to nuzilland for my brother's wedding in january
there was a choice for a 2 day stayover in sydney or singapore and I chose singapore because I don't really have any interest in going to australia

if my brother moved to snoozyland (or australia) to settle there, i'd basically just consider him a distant cousin at that point. that's too far away to meet regularly.

>>149338211
S E N T O S A

Singapore is always hot and sometimes it’s raining

my thinking was aus and NZ are basically the same thing so why not experience something different

Also don’t know why you’d take a stopover in Sydney it’s only another 3 hours something to Auckland and I smell a rat

I am well funny desu
Don't worry, I never laugh at my own jokes

>>149338364
probably no direct flight to auckland.
my melbourne friend takes stopovers at singapore to get to his dad's flash house in belgravia.

>>149338401
I try not to laugh at my own jokes but I'm so damn funny I can't help but crack a smile at my own material sometimes

destination is queenstown not auckland

business idea: ntr for prasidh

new zealand has other towns?

got a new kitchen knife and as always cut the end of one of my fingers off when making a prawn orzo bake earlier

Accidentally bought alcohol free punk IPA
Absolutely seething I am

>>149338468
oi guv av yoo gotst a loisens fah that cut

>>149338492
reminds me of when I accidentally bought the censored version of slim shady LP back in the day, total mess of a listen
got it exchanged for a blind guardian album

where do JFs get the idea english people pronounce licence like "loisence"
that's an irish accent

>>149338529
>blind guardian
based

>>149338404
Yeah stopping in Singapore makes more sense anyway because it’s still another 8+hrs to Sydney or Brisbane so you’re breaking it up which is wise. The other way to go would be through HK it’s 12-13 then 10-11 direct to Auckland. Stay a couple nights in a decent hotel refresh yourself

what we doing tonight bros

>>149338531
anyone know which country currently holds the north of ireland

>>149338466
Just Hobbiton I reckon

>>149338531
Say it in a Birmingham accent (white Birmingham, not shitskin, not that there are many whites left in Birmingham).

>>149338591
obviously we have a few days set aside to do the LOTR tourism

>>149338600
i have brum relatives and can confirm they say "ly-sense" like everyone else.

Will anybody ever love me?
In every season pledge allegiance to my heart

For good reasons, without grievance
Not for sport (not for sport)

>>149338492
I drink that stuff it tastes alright but I understand you wanted the alcohol

2/200 is par I reckon

Fort Sumter in South Carolina state of mind

Only because of the rain otherwise I’d say 2/220 looks gorgeous out there rn

if ollie pope falls short of his century I am planning to post >poop as a witty mutation of his name

can't do that i copyrighted "poop" several years ago

>>149338869
If he fails open this
https://youtu.be/0irDLJsLTHo?si=9MOTWePN_GgEVOka

Slapped the aircon on, because I'm well to do like that.

All my haters broke

>>149334852
west brit

>>149338492
Alcohol free is like an electric porshe - what's the point?

https://youtu.be/19hin5FJDKU
>bum back
finna wrap this up soon
tabla for playing x

TON UP for Pope

>>149339110
It’s good for breakfast and if you enjoy drinking beer but not getting drunk for whatever reasons

well played

>poot

..yeppp>>149339132

Mad how India have yet to take a single wicket without cheating

It was a poor shot lacked commitment and didn't even have to be played

>>149339215
The Root wicket was particularly egregious.
>chucker
>slip catcher with fingers covered in textured bandages
There's no limit to the depths these cheats will plumb.

>accusing the indians of plumbing
really rattled huh

Enjoyed the jukebox in redcar earlier
played the killing moon and they were all like whats that band name
'echo and the bunnymen'

My grandfather might be very wealthy, relatively speaking
But my soul is working class

intense
cringe

tactical no-balls

>>149339433
feel free to use this one next tiem fella x

tbf i've never met an indian plumber

Lucky cunt. Now don't do it again.

>>149339466
same and I've met a good few plumbers

if bumrah was sri lankan he would have been called for chucking at least 5 times by now

plumbed yer mum good eyequeem haaa
cheerio x

He's trying to kill him

There it is. That's stumps.

I am more easily accepted in the jukebox dives of redcar or neath
Than i am in the tarquin made up ghost positions after work pubs of Donedon

This is less a batting lineup, more a warm-up drill for Bumrah.

>>149339523
Bring back bodyline

it's over india have lost

Having a rich mum could never truly tear me from Neath

Ashes status?

no idea if these Maison Martin Margiela gats I have bought off depop are Chinese or the real thing
the leather is basically identical to Maison Martin Margiela gats I bought fifteen years ago

The thing is
I reckon you could take them to a Maison Martin Margiela store in Donedon
And the guy working there would have no fucking clue if they were real or not

Who won the NoG?

>muh bunker busting bombs
genuinely hilarious

>>149339495
trip on richard nixon iykwim haha

So what is Englands strongest seam attack line-up then, assuming everyone is fit who’s your choice?
>Stokes (must pick)
>Woakes
>Wood
>Archer
>Atkinson
>Potts
>Tongue
>Carse
>Cook
>Hull
>Stone
For me: Stokes, Atkinson, Wood, Potts
Would like to see Cook play a game or two this series.

I'm not anti-toil, as such
But 8 hours in a grey box is rather excessive, let's be honest
Spending time with people even if you were married to them, wouldn't want to spend that much time with

Spaki he paki supporting Iran I see

he doesn't really he's just confusing contrianism with freethinking
the post which absolutely decked him mentally

your boyfriend bard, creatine avoider battyman post doesn't even exist wasteman
fat neek

>>149340507
lmao the state of this post. Bard fucking rattled him.

>>149340553
Not quite sure how, this is my first post of the day

the father Christmas of Iran, the Ayatollah, are building are weapons of mass destruction, we must change their regime-israel said so

Humble 26 for me today, not great but not bad either considering how things have been

Bowled on the final ball of the innings going for a big ugly hoik, should have blocked it out and protected my average ffs (it needs a lot of protecting)

Standard was pretty dross though, have to say

well lads, how is it going? Not many more months left.......

>>149340698
quite simply regressed since then

Came in on the 30th over a 40 over game, so didn't really get that much of a go at it really
Feel like if I'd opened I could have got a big score today, bowlers weren't up to much
My batting partners were a girl who could barely run and two OAPs (one genuinely older than 70), so it made running 1s and 2s pretty much impossible, so I think in a just world we have to add on around 24 runs to account for that

Hit my first 6 since I was 17 though, so that's something

Bard is a neek
So to get bard out I would just bowl a delivery that is engineered to get an annoying neek out

It's unlikely I will be moving to Redcar at any point in the foreseeable future
More of a walmgate man me

https://youtu.be/RDp61U9zTj0?si=fEMip_UEOPtKKiYD

Is this a good song?
I can't even tell anymore
Nothing is true anymore

>>149341007
one moment Mr Bond

Saw Worcestershire's Josh Tongue was in the wickets today
Good player

>>149341007
It's a good song IF you are an enjoyer of Mumford & Sons, Ed Sheeran, and Muse, and in that order. The music is alright, Astral Weeks is better though

>>149341221
only picking up tailenders though, Stokes let him mercy-statpad

It’s strange how the tv highlights on the BBC seem to be much more bazball propaganda rather than standard TMS. Maybe because Aggers not really doing the tv stuff, but it was a real contrast at the end of both. Agnew wa saying how it wasn’t a good day for England on the radio whilst Vaughan was acting like it was a great one for England at the end of the tv show.

>>149341478
Yeah saw his pretty figures were dire against the top 5. Still, did well to clean up the tail I suppose. Don't think he's Test quality though overall, can't imagine he'll be in the team in a few years time

>>149341567
Yes and Aggers was wrong. Going senile in his old age.

>highlights
fucking cazzy

bumwash will be overbowled and will not last the series

Josh tongue
Of reddit, Worcestershire

Listening to the broad majesty Shannon
Reminds me of when I met Daniel in galway

Captain teased me by saying he might give me a bowl today
But then didn't

India is slightly ahead although relying on Bumrah will only work if England keep getting Bummed

Are you going to keep playing next year bard
your heart doesnt seem in it anymore mate

personally
don't care if that griplet plays for Redditch 3rds next year or not

>>149341908
Probably, although not sure if it'll be at the same club yet (even though I've only ever played for one)

Little bit annoyed that we're halfway through the season and I still haven't had a run of games in my favoured position (opening) for the side which I think is probably my level while I'm getting back into it (2nds)

I'm a victim of my own amenable nature, other people kick up a fuss when they get messed about, but not me

If I'm still in the area next year I might go to another smaller local club, who play at the same level as our 1s (we smashed them though), where I'd probably be a regular

>>149340255
qqqquueem QUEEEM HAAAa

this is my first post of the day, champ

GOTTEM

>I'm a victim of my own amenable nature, other people kick up a fuss when they get messed about, but not me
KTIM
Khartoum
Being the 'lovely bloke' gets you nowhere lets face it
Better off taking up a life of crime in Peru

Better than toiling for 8 hours (no idea how this has passed UN human rights laws)

>the working day is 8 hours
yeah, that's fucked up to be honest

>>149343429
Might get clubman of the year at the end of season awards at least
The retard's trophy
They better give me fieldsman of the year too, have numerous people telling me I'm the best at the club in that regard

yay or nay fellas¿

nvm not gonna watch it, not in the mood
kino rec¿

Just watched Sacramento (2024)
Bit shit

was watching for a few dollars more for the umpteenth time a bit earlier >>149343369

a lot kino ngl

the most interesting thing
about >>149344785 is the premise, 2 stars

>>149345856
tabla x
decided to pass on it, but ..yh

very strong smell of poo in this thread

>literally sachin poodulkar in a wig with slightly white skin
>/cric/: ughhh I'm finna coom
grim scenes

>>149334823 (OP)
this declaration (OP) was hilarious looking back. how he looked so confident doing it as well
actually makes me feel a bit better about the current one kek. Stokes is such a brainlet

>>149347591
i like the screenshot because the guy on the right (idr his name) has a strong jawline

can't think of 2 more reddit flicks than the big lebowski and superbad (bard loves both btw, makes you think)

remember that
>i do declare
declaration?

>>149347676
just noticed one in my mirror
mirin' it rn ngl

>>149348269
>the big lebowski
good, you're just upset by the "DO YOU HAVE A JOB SIR?" line
>superbad
agree

keKkkkk

tried to watch the bouldering movie but there were too many gay sex scenes for my liking

i'm sure he put a little production effort into editing / sound mixing and such, but i still think calling zachy's training videos a "movie" is a bit of a stretch

another W for looking up the parents guide on IMDB before watching a movie >>149349569

>>149340872
nonce

>>149348269
the big lebowski....
I had heard so many good things about that movie, people say it's a classic and reddit says it's great
watched while baked with a couple of mates and we didn't laugh once (1ce), very surreal experience and I still don't really get what was supposed to be funny in it

zoomies, dudes ...pfft

>>149349823
Movies almost always disappoint if they've been talked up.
The Big Lebowski also suffers by having a lot of pop culture references derived from it, similar to The Waterboy and Dr Strangelove all three of those you will feel like it's nothing new nothing special because they've become source materials in a way.
Superbad is hilarious it's not serious just about that feeling of cutting loose and being able to do anything

Who's winning?

went into the city to waste some money on designer sunglasses until I realised most of them just look goofy.

>>149353634
Jules Mila - ignore the multicultural models on their website, they're nice sunnies.
Look designer without being retarded lookin

i just close my eyes if i'm in the sun

>>149352983
Still India

Got some spicy news for yas. India will leave ICC within the next 2 years.

Source:
Know someone who is high up in my states cricket board who knows someone in the BCCI who knows someone yada yada.

Reasons:
There are a few but the big one is the government pushing for it. India subsidises world cricket at the moment which they are ok with mostly but one nation that is being subsidised whose board is controlled by their military is Pakistan. It is increasingly being viewed as India paying Pakistan's military who train terrorists to attack India. Through corruption and other means the recent CT held in Pakistan resulted in millions given by the ICC to end up in their military's hands which has left the Indian govt none too happy. They want this practice to end at any cost, no more money to Pakistan from India's coffers.
Secondary reason being that India generates 88% of the revenue for the ICC and takes back just 38%. No other country takes less than they generate. BCCI sees leaving as an opportunity to increase their share. They would still end up taking less than what they generate but still far more than the current number.
For the sake of optics BCCI does not want to demand that Pakistan be kicked from the ICC, they want to play it as leaving citing the above mentioned reasons. They expect most of the other nations to follow them leaving Pakistan cricket as the lone pariah.

county cricket returns today

Eating a cold toasted sandwich
Not better than warm, but not bad

>>149355189
fillings?

cucumber

>>149355189
cheese ham tomato

>>149355150
Thank God, has been a horrid time for Essex in the T20. Little Chef to clean-up those Hants sell-outs.

>>149355150
Pears finna demolish Surrey
Or, if we, in fact, get demolished, we'll claim a moral victory by allowing Surrey to gain ground on Notts
It's a win-win situation

still don't think india will bat again

>>149348269
Not sure I've ever expressed an opinion on either of those films in /cric/
Haven't watched The Big Lebowski (1998) in ages, can't really remember anything about it other than I liked it when I was 13
Did enjoy Superbad (2007) though, feels like a seminal coming-of-age film for my youth

the narcissistic neek's up early to do some freetoiling I see

just remembered bard considered cormac mccarthy obscure

>>149355567
Got woken up by neighbours yakking outside my window AGAIN

>>149355576
Not quite
I said he wasn't mainstream
There's a sizeable middle ground between mainstream and obscure

why does he speak like that lol

he gets off on us noticing it

is the cricket on currently?
havent logged onto here for months

cricket, iykwim

>>149334848
Looking forward to this

>>149355189
do NOT let mark coward hear about this
trust me on this one

Been doing a bit of thinking lately

>>149355715
be careful mate could pull a brain muscle

another scorcher today lads

>>149355734
howling mate, top stuff

>>149355734
12 degrees outside aye?

Peaking at 22 today the "heat" wave is officially over

>>149355766
bro imagine peaking at 22 guys dont even fully mature untill 27 at least. apply yourself and you can do better. dont see what the weather has to do with it either

>>149355549
Fuck off peeweejeet. England have already made 200, bindians aren’t going to enforce the follow on unless England lose 7 for less than 62. You stupid fucking cunt fuck off if you don’t know anything about cricket.

>>149355734
but suns lost and bbl isn't on mate

>>149355816
everything alright lad?

>>149355816
>unless England lose 7 for less than 62

>>149355816
Didn't India lose 7 for 41 yesterday? lol

>Iran bombed
>England 209-3
It's over anglos are too powerful.

Today is THE day lads

F

>>149356483
lgm

>>149356488
Safe And Effective™

>>149356483
how did you get this pic of me?

>>149356488
F, seems so young these days

>>149356483
it wasn't for me

these threads are kinda dead these days?
hells bells

>>149356700
/cric/ is a bowlers general
teams scoring 500 isn't that exciting tbqhwy

>>149356708
mate according to my googling the cricket isnt even on untill 8 so i dont know wtf u r on about 500 runs

First block of /blast/ fixtures over with, so it returns...

THE /COUNTY/ CHAMPIONSHIP, Day 1 of round 9:
BBC have live text and radio feeds, also streams on the ECB website

>Division One

Durham v Sussex
https://youtu.be/WlwZyzDPMyk

Essex v Hampshire
https://youtu.be/7sbmA6qcES4

Nottinghamshire v Yorkshire
https://youtu.be/NKxCdpHMl_4

Warwickshire v Somerset
https://youtu.be/xktZfQbMuYo

Worcestershire v Surrey
https://youtu.be/KFR5czcJPJM

>Division Two

Gloucestershire v Derbyshire
https://youtu.be/295F-tVGlwc

Lancashire v Kent
https://youtu.be/1kXmnKVLdz0

Leicestershire v Glamorgan
https://youtu.be/2QCAWQm4yQk

Northamptonshire v Middlesex
https://youtu.be/AtDA6EZ4i5Y

@countystreamslad
stop slacking post them

>>149356805
>>149356811
corrrrr good timing lad
you've done me

rip syd

>>149356863
syd the city or syd barret? (both died decades ago)

>>149356877
see>>149356488

This general is hopeless. Its either dead as fuck with the usual suspects blogging on about shit nobody cares about occasionally and fatguts posting his rubbish here and there or Australia are playing so then the blowies pile in here and start sperging for no reason.

stream lads

https://fooportal58.me/sport7//watch/england-india-jun-22?id=england-india-jun-22&stream=1

Looking forward to the match tonight
Garmon england don't embarass yourself in front of the poos
Make a game of it

>>149356899
spackys dreadful blog posting has decimated brit cric there's only like 4 posters left and no blowies

>>149356899
sorry bro i just logged back on since the aus v india series it will get better again now im back
cheers

>>149356899
I do find it weird that England doesn't really have many cricket blowies
They just don't really like cricket over there these days

>>149356918
they'll be back during the ashes
maybe

Poolapse looms

>>149356921
sports dying on its arse here. Similar with both rugby codes as well, basically no brit posters in nrl and rug is dead outside of the 6n and wc.

had something to say but scared of getting banned so ill keep it to myself

>>149356899
blowies are the sovl of cric

>>149356947
we dont say that word here mate

>>149356954
my thoughts exactly

>>149356921
Australian blowies aren’t into cricket mate they only appear to inject a bit of agitprop racialism incelism and whatever other unpopular nonsense into the threads

Essex chose to bat and I bet most other teams that won the toss have chose to bat as well.

>>149356946
Rugby is understandably dying. I used to watch every game but cannae bring myself to even watch the super rugby final this year.
NRL really mogs it. There's certainly room for both, but union is just not learning from its mistakes - the head high rules are even more insane than league and the game is just plagued by scrums (I understand they're quite enjoyable for players and diehards, but they're not good spectating).

>>149356945
more like a prolapse iykwim haha

>>149356967
>agitprop racialism incelism and whatever other unpopular nonsense into the threads
please learn to speak english
cheers

>>149356947
but enough about why they covered an alleged mass grave in cement so you couldn't scan it after a ground scan revealed there never was a mass grave there

>>149356967
Yeah we are cunt just don't give a fuck about other teams unless the pajeets or bongs look like losing

Essex off the mark

>>149356954
same with all generals

TONKER

bumrah fraudulence status?

>>149356986
not true. regulars are the sovl of alf.

Do Indias non-bumrah seamers actually do anything?

>>149357003
Who's 'Alf'?

>>149356984
You’re not a blowie
>>149356977
You’re a blowie

>>149356899
>fatguts posting his rubbish here
spudshed @innaloo
15 minutes
champ

think theres only 3 non-blowie aussies (myself included)

>>149357016
youre irish

>>149357030
t. blowie

FFS

>>149357029
yeah me you and old mate

>>149357005
You said something?

HERE WE GO
poolapse time!

>>149357014
cric but less try hard and heaps looser

GOTTEM

All he had to do was see out the first hour, christ sake Pope

See that Rocchiccioli signed for Warks

>>149357032
how many ashes have your team won mate?

>>149357045
Not really - its 50% gay ERP and 50% 'micks
Can see how some would want that but personally prefer a bit less of whatever you call that

How is it that Pakistan have had various elite pacemen whereas India have only ever had Bumrah (who has to cheat)?

They're exactly the same country, same ethnic group, etc

Is there something about the fury and aggression of Islam that lends itself to pace bowling, whereas the calm and placid nature of Hinduism and Buddhism is better suited to spin?

>"I'm not a bowie"
>doesn't recognise one of the easiest recognisable poosonalities

>>149357056
poo

There are blowies in here

gonna kill myself cos i'm a worthless fucken dog
i don't deserve to live

>>149357005
yes

>>149357056
There’s plenty of Muslim cricketers in India though. Anyway there’s only been three or four elite quicks from Pakistan which is a good amount and more than some other places

>>149357074
wtf steve smith posts on /cric/??

blowies...
can't live with them, can't live without them...

shitjeet triggered me for ages
still unsure if it was a mick

>>149357079
im a quick from sydney according to the girls i know haha

seriously, what the fuck was that shot from pope
genuine mental retardation
sack the coach and i reckon england might actually be decent
you're letting some peewee worm wreck your players

>>149357089
Zachy's gimmick for whenever his usual spastic behaviour wasn't getting (You)s.

Do England still do the bazball thingy?

How shits the crowd sounds like there's fifty people watching

let me sleep so my teeth wont grind

Let me sleep
I am tired of my grief

I’d say that there’s only really 3 test sides which are known for having quicks and it’s sort of part of their system, maybe 4 if you include SA. I mean most countries aren’t producing these elite pacemen on the regular

Shitjeet was hilarious

>>149357089
It was spacky, but "zachy" is the mick but he ditched the "real self" and imaginary became the "reality" with the occasional leak of the old, the schizo fucking freak.

>>149357109
We were all out with our gfs last night

stokes doesn't stand a chance here
he's a mentally retarded donkey who won't be able to fathom bumrash

>>149357130
>gfs
gay fag sexers?

honestly prefer micksperg over zachy these days

>>149357130
see first reply ITT don't chicken

Why dont we lure Zacky into a trap then chase him down strip him naked and hogpile him?

>>149357134
Didn't say we were all out with you mate!!!!!!!!

Bumrah is very good and makes you want to watch every ball. That’s how you know he’s an elite

CHICKEN JOCKEY

>>149357133
incoming

>>149357143
uhhhh....uhhhh...no you!!... FUCK

Unironically who is ‘zachy’

Micksperg is a boring faggot now because he's medicated little good boy

>>149357136
Not him. He should have posted photo evidence of him at the ground by now. I always do because I contribute to /cric/ culture.

>>149357148
Yeah used to hate him because he'd break games open for bindia but I enjoy watching him now. Still sketch on his action

>>149357155
about 5 or 6 people over the years carrying the torch

didnt even know he still posted thats dedication i guess
anyway you guys heard good morning revival by good charlotte

threadly reminder

I dont give a shit if he chucks it, Bumrah is based

England on one screen
Pears on t'other
Comfy

anyone got any good vids of jews getting killed by iran?

>>149357163
It’s a fast action, I feel the same but I’ll defer to the experts

>>149357173
Is that a photo of a screen

>>149357173
wtf is that filter you have on your phone you stupid fat corn syrup sucking ssri laden yank cunt?

poms singing at the cricket is the gayest shit ever
load of faggots sucking each others' cocks while niggers and mudslimes take over their country

Im not even watching the cricket Im watching masterchef

>>149357194
>>149357023

>>149357202
Good goy

>>149357183
Only got that one from last year where a Palestinian walks a few inches and the rocket booster of an Iranian missile absolutely pulverises him lmao well fucking hilarious.

>>149357202
the halo show was terrible mate just play the game

>>149357210
Thanks

ben stokes is a solved cricketer
zhim/zhe should have retired 5 years ago.

>>149357199
*sprays (You)*

>>149357211
that was pretty funny kek

We don't have any Pakistanis at my club, luckily
We've got a couple of Indians and - a little worryingly - a Bangladeshi, but he seems like a nice chap
It's the Pakistanis who typically cause the problems

>>149357221
the trick is to not interact with the afl blowies
they've got very short attention spans, if they don't get (you)s they fuck off

>have to work one day a week
>its tuesday so i cant do meth tonight and stay up all night because then i will be hungover on tuesday (the work day)
such is the life of the toiler

>>149357183
There’s missile threads on both /wsg/ and /gif/

>>149357212
>playing games
>not watching the full play

you may hate me
that's fine
but never hate me because i am right.

>>149357199
that's a hectic post

>>149357233
At my old club, a decade ago there was one fat (British Born and public school going) Indian and now the place is filled with them seemingly.

>>149357238
Just rock up high

>english cricket team sponsored by a chip (crisp) company
has the hundred finally gone too far?

>>149357257
Did the original Indian bring in the others, or is that just coincidental?
If he was public school educated I'd have thought he'd be in with the whiteys already and wouldn't want to be surrounded by his compatriots
I thought it was just the Pakistanis who insisted on bringing their mates to the club and not playing with anybody else, but maybe the Indians do it too in areas where there's more of them

i prayed to sister juliet
and smoked three packs of cigarettes

Dont upset him

I heard the brownies don’t even join our existing cricket clubs they just make their own teams and comps

Not racist just don't like em.

At my primary school we had a Sri Lankan man used to come in to coach us, he’s the reason I got good in the slips

Brook looks good
Stokes looks ehh

at my school an Indian man came and touched the girls and was escorted out by police, he didnt work there

Prasidh is so shit it's unreal, they really selected him for this series because he got the most wickets in IPL.

>>149357269
I don’t think it brought them in, he went to the same minor public school that all the other tarqs that dominated the club in the under-whatever age groups went to, and so they knew each other from school.

I think he might have left at the same time a lot of the others left, but not sure as I left that club at the same time for different reasons.

I think the demographic change reflects just a general demographic change in the area and the fact that white British is massively under-represented in youth cricket.

just played backyard cricket no coaches one season of under 17s one season of first grade got most runs in club won a flag and only play casual backyard since

Yeah in shit low grade cricket you will play against entire teams of indians, sometimes they're an actual local club or they're just a made club started by indians

>>149357303
Shami is your only other decent pace bowler besides the chucker

>pommie vermin have LITERALLY given me a licence to come and go from their country as i please
(and yes i am aware the physical brp has now been replaced by a zog/homosexualist e-brp)

We had a pe teacher used to look at the girls bums he was creepy af and moved on after a year. Far as I know he didn’t do anything he used to just perv and call them names like lolly legs, white fella btw

>>149357274
Difficulty with doing that is they'd have to find a home pitch to use and start right at the bottom of the league structure, which they wouldn't want to do if they're half decent

So more commonly they'll approach an established club who are struggling with numbers and offer to be their entire 2nd XI or something like that, and say their lads aren't allowed to be moved between other teams because they only want to play with each other

Slippery slope for a club if they say yes to that

>>149356967
fuck up guiseppe

>>149357310
I hope you die during the journey on the prison ship.

>>149357310
Nobody cares you fucking faggot, fuck off

tfw no hs lolly legs gf

>>149357305
Whereabouts are you? Essex? I'd say 90% of players in my Worcestershire/Herefordshire/occasionally Shropshire/Warwickshire/Wales are white

>>149357336
seems like you might care based on your reply haha
you a bit malded fella? haha

>>149357347
kek

one finger up me bum & one up me nose
this is living

genital wart update
froze em all off now

>>149357329
They play on 3rd or 4th ovals that aren’t being used or even half sized school ovals and shit

what did one of the commentators get caught doing on camera?
they keep going on about having no privacy

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

>>149357365
See >>149357360

>>149357347
It was in primary, year 5. Had a lady pe teacher in hs there was a rumour she’d had sex with a 13yo male student but that was about a year before she left so I doubt that but she did touch my thigh in a gentle way once

one nuke on tel aviv & one on tehran would solve so many problems tbqh
get me on the un security council

'ock on 'itch

I had an Australian scarlet haired hourglass figure woman as my English teacher for one year, I dreamed about shagging her but she was married I think.

Looks like another terrible jurassic park movie is coming out with a female version of chris pratt this time

i just want to inseminate woman and create offspring

>>149357390
Best I can offer you is your right hand and sticky tissues.

>>149357389
life only ever gets worse

Fuck do India do not have any other spinners then jadeja, that nigga has been playing for 12 years

Sorry about the aussie blowies tonight lads
Think theres normally a game of AFL on at this time which keeps them away

Why do the Indian sleeves have the Queen of spades tattoo on them?

remember when bumrash dog was the only mutt that could take a wicket in australia
they had to overbowl him and it literally broke his back
hahaha
why are indians like this

>>149357386
We had this science teacher with a nice bum that would jiggle while she was turned away writing stuff up on the board, she got married. She was pretty cool too she used to go to rugby league games

>>149357399
He's incredibly average these days

imagine defiling your body with tattoos
disgraceful, bottom-of-the-pile behaviour

>>149357404
>sorry there’s actually some posters in our dead poomunity

>>149357408
once i thought i was really cool by showing a girl at the pub give it to me by timbaland but it turns out everyone knows that song
thats the bcci thing with bumrah

I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF MY LIFE IS OVER MY LIFE IS WORTHLESS FUCK

>>149357350
South Essex, in an area which was when I was younger almost all white but these days appears far more third world, will be interesting to see what the 2021 census says. But even then there used to be a number of ethnics bussed out to my school which is what I assumed happened with the clubs. In more rural parts of deep Essex and not suburban area like here, the clubs were of course totally white and I think most still mostly are.

Closest I've gotten to my teenage teacher wet dreams is fucking my old boss

>>149357408
>>149357405
>Why
why didn't poosies win the WTC¿??

what did we think about myer grenderson kicking the winning goal for the GWS Giants today?
personally, i think the finals loom

Very strong smell of poo in this thread all of a sudden.

i had to leave england because there were simply too many turd worlders.
>sow wind, reap whirlwind, etc.

I had a wet dream this morning actually, first time in years

How come their best bowler is a chucking mutant, wait I saw this last series

imagine being a poo (indian) disjointed from your native colon (india)
shitskin maggots. smell like shit and look like it too!

>>149357445
wdym m8
only proper true blue yanks in here

Dont upset him

imma big boy
but tabla x

>>149357454
literally never had one ever always wake up

Thinking about how kino the most recent border-gavaskar was

*big poo that won't flush

The feeling is coming back

>>149357523
Yuck, this is likely her very best photo out of thousands btw

Shitskin maggot genuine poo filth
You smell like shit and look like it too

Poo pants chucking the ball

>>149357537
Whats your problem?

janny's gonna FREAK when he finally reads all the off-topic posts I've reported
(and I have reported every off-topic post -- even if you were replying to an off-topic poster, it's still against the rules)

>>149357558
Why are you being such a prick tonight?

>>149357562
S E E T H I N G
H
I
T
M
A

>>149357558
Ok fatguts get off the vpn

Please obey the board rules. They exist for a reason
Thank you

>>149357536
She got a big ass though

>>149357558
snitching is wrong m8

>>149357568
realised he was indian

>>149357562
lol pathetic twat
indians will now claim england rigged the ball

Im telling ya
Do not upset him

What ever happened to that britjeet retard

don't make me post scat and gore
you won't like me when I'm ang lee

this shit in the middle east is bananas
B A N A N A S

>>149357604
MUH RAJKOT ROCK

Few more blowies about here than usual.
Did ABC go off the air?

B.O.T
(Bombs Over Tehran)

>>149357434
Guessing you mean 2031? 2021 Census is already out, years ago

https://www.ons.gov.uk/census/maps/

I'm a massive spastic retard I hate myself and I wish I was dead
Oh and I'm watching the cricket btw

>>149357636
when did the 2021 census come out?

>>149357642
Came out last year and was disowned by his family.

Just a reminder to any tory voters, you voted for the Boris wave and really should have figured out by 2017 at the latest that they are not an anti-immigration party. They listen to business owners whose profits were being hurt by the lack of new immigrant labour in 2020.

any cricket matches on?

>>149357647
i was asking about the census not zachary

okay I'm bored going to bed
(JUST KIDDING!!!!)

WOLLOP

>>149357686
type of guy to get invited to a kick ons and put prank calls on the stereo instead of music

Im still not watching the cricket Im watching Fake now witch is on after masterchef

>>149357698
The best kick-ons are just winding-downs

>>149357709
39 year old detected

This show is terrible btw but Im watchng it anyway

Hysterical cunt stokes

Fuck me what fucking brainless shot.

Waste of my time frankly

...yh..thinkan nkr for prasidh for test 2, ya? fellas?

shut the fuck up poo filth

STOKES??? MORE LIEK CHOKES!!!
aaamaaammMMMoooooiiirrriteee???

This woman is awful

>>149357752
GONE GOTTEM

>>149357753
She doesn't look good in that dress.

>>149357758
x
SIRaj has been unlucky so far innit, well deserved

Just farted haha

>>149357642
Results came out in stages between 2022 and 2025 I believe
Bet you thought that was a smart question

>>149357760
Im not talking about her looks, Im talking about her acting, shes just awful

reckon 340-350 all out, ya?

>>149357781
>Results came out in stages between 2022 and 2025
is that the popular consensus?

poo dog just shut the fuck up and accept your sub-humanity

predictan bumbum fifer

>>149357792
If smith gets out early then yurh, but this is still a road and he can bat a bit

>>149357803
You probably used to suck off fatguts before you knew he was indian you dumb fuck

>>149357746
>>149357803
u alri fella?

>>149357781
no it was a very obvious joke martin from the simpsons lol

Reminder that the English are trying to call Jamie Smith "Smudge"
They're desperate

He only continues to post here because he's got no Indian mates to discuss cricket with and confuses hatred for positive attention.

>India lost a war to Pakistan
Holy kek
Pakis are the most backwards of the mudslimes

>fake indian, fake American
Rejected by all
What a pitiful existence
Kill yourself now you rotten mutt

Why would anyone post here if they had real life friends?

Why are Australians seething about us in this thread? Shouldn't it be the Brits?

>>149357855
He can't even get his own kind to like him is my point. They told him to fuck off too.

>>149357855
i have 2 real life friends one lives in another state and the other one i hate
so idk

>>149357860
kabooms, fella x
also I reminded them of their WTC loss
works every time innit

>>149357875
>>149357875
>>149357875

>>149357879
>>149357920
I’m coming