>Still winding down from the high that was hockey playoffs
>CWC airing at a bar
>Every two minutes a player acts like he got shot in the face when grazed on the leg or chest
>Even right after these Oscar bait performances, the crowd still seems absolutely enraptured by what's on the field
What a retarded game and people

>>149335583 (OP)
nobody is forcing you to watch divegrass, just like nobody is forcing me to watch apehoop, icefight, luckswing or ape-collide

no one cares
what your own sports and we'll watch ours

>>149335583 (OP)
I enjoy both sports, but if euros grew up watching hockey players they would be disgusted at what pussies soccer players act like

well hockey players are always fully equipped so it's almost impossible to get seriously injured
now try getting kicked in the shin by a professional football player for example
but i do agree that there are too many threatics and complaints to the referee which slowdown the game

>>149335682
Soccer isn't your sport though. What sports has portugal created?

>>149335721
>so it's almost impossible to get seriously injured
this must be the famous Brazilian humour no one has heard about

>>149335583 (OP)
I don't get it this was a great match why were they upset?

>>149335721
When is the last time a professional soccer played bled to death on the field?

>>149335781
i don't get your point

>>149335663
>He isn't handcuffed to a chair in front of an 85 inch and force-fed methamphetamine while global sports are played 24 hours a day
So what do you do?

>>149335825
Brazil has to be trolling or brain damaged

>>149335663
Which one is ape-collide, handegg?

>>149335869
I'd assume Aussie Rules.

>>149335825


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Ice_hockey_players_who_died_while_playing


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_association_footballers_who_died_after_on-field_incidents
it may not be bleeding to death but players dying is not that uncommon in fuchibal, a lot of deaths due to collisions, as the head is not protected. Plus heart attacks, heat and lightening

>>149335901
Yuros don't know anything about Australia, it's handegg

>>149335869
Yes

>>149335583 (OP)
I watch basketball and handegg. Basketball is as floppy as soccer and handegg refs call a flag every 10 seconds. Coaches in both sports often yell at refs to get a call too

>>149335583 (OP)
This is where you're suppose to watch baseball pennant chases now but muh playoffs made it so 70 games in nothing matters for months besides what .500 shitters are doing instead of having random otherworld games on

i see threads like this all the time. as an american, i can tell you the one issue no one wants to touch is the amount of commercials our sports have. doesn't even matter if they are objectively more entertaining - they are loaded to the gills with advertising. desu i cannot in good faith call them sports, they are marketing opportunities over here and it's pathetic that we defend them

>>149335583 (OP)
Ice hockey doesn't have any tactics. It's just random dudes moving around without any formation hoping for the best. Occasionally, a player gets a skate to the neck and dies.

>>149335721
Because you have players going full speed into each other up against the boards at 40+ km/hour ( faster than Olympic sprinters)

>>149335825
Who tf gives a toss? If you need to bring up a death toll when bigging up your team sport then it's probably shit.

Show us some beautiful passages of play or impressive technique, not this gay my sport tough bullshit.

>>149335825
Americans be like
>YOUR SPORT SUCKS BECAUSE PEOPLE DONT DIE PLAYING IT

>>149335769
Come out to play anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDP_WHb8O3M

>>149346147
It's still a tertiary aspect, a result of governing bodies & owners rather than the games themselves. If you want to embarrass American sports, you most often do that with numbers and pie charts about how TV time is divided. If you want to embarrass soccer, you just show soccer.

>>149347082
kek nice one anon

>>149335583 (OP)
kek it truly is a shitshow

>>149335583 (OP)
yo dis nigga saw the puck

>>149335583 (OP)
>>149348636
Tell me you don't know how it's played without telling me you don't know how it's played

>>149335869
burger unfootball

>>149335583 (OP)
You’re probably watching a South American team, which are well known for practicing theatrics more than they do football. Either way, you retards decided to hold two tournaments in consecutive years, so you’ll be watching a lot more of it from your mess hall in Iran next year. Yee-Haw!

>>149335682
>your own sports
they only have gridiron

>>149335583 (OP)
this gif is just tiki taka though, dont watch pep guardiola's teams

> you have to start another murderball thread because your stupid stickball summer threads keep getting pruned.
Did your mama not hug you enough or did she walk away to explore her vagina Tyrone? Go join the marines and die for Israel instead of crying about your fee fees.