Thread 149336701

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>/f1/ Essentials:
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>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
211 (210 starts)

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
240 (237 starts)

>Gimi
Gimi

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 198 (+12)
NOR: 176 (+0)
VER: 155 (+18)
RUS: 136 (+25)
LEC: 104 (+10)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 374 (+12)
Mercedes: 199 (+40)
Ferrari: 183 (+18)
Red Bull RBPT: 162 (+18)
Williams Mercedes: 55 (+1)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 646.57 (+54.47)
HAM: 617.28 (+45.53)
NOR: 611.75 (+93.77)

>News:
n24 Race is on, and the weather is perfect, but red flag because the race is cursed and the pitlane power has failed
/ourgals/ Carrie and Fabi involved in n24, 4th in class at the moment
Ferrari made “decent recovery” after poor start but must improve more – Vasseur
FIA sack female head of inclusion and diversity in restructure
Turkey GP circuit will likely replace Madrid if/when the new Spanish track isn't ready for 2026
F1 Movie releases in cinemas in 4 days
Britain currently experiencing heatwave

me testing AT-21 in Sakhir -21

piss3 will NEVER be a wdc

Lando Norris is one of the greatest drivers in the history of the sport.

I don't understand how ferrari fans endure never ending pain

>>149336739
trvth, but /f1/ cant handle that. only reason he isnt winning is because mark webber is sabotaging him as revenge for losing to vettel

>F1 Academy champion Marta Garcia has announced her single-seater career has most likely come to an end.

>Last weekend Garcia concluded her Formula Regional European Championship campaign with Iron Dames, in which she came a points-free 28th in the standings. Her best result was a 14th place.

>The 24-year-old Spaniard was not new to the FRegional category, having spent three seasons in W Series before stepping back down to Formula 4 machinery last year to race in the similarly all-female series F1 Academy. She claimed a win, three third places and two poles in her first FRegional spell.

>A winner of the CIK-FIA Karting Academy Trophy and the Trofeo delle Industrie in 2015, in F4 she had come ninth in the Spanish championship back in 2017. Her title-winning F1 Academy season last year featured seven wins and five other podiums, and her prize included financial support to step up to FREC.

>In a social media post on Saturday, Garcia described her last race weekend at Monza as “bittersweet”.

>“I’m a bit emotional as tomorrow is probably my last race in a single seater,” she wrote. “At least for the near future. I’m sad, I’m happy, I’m nostalgic. I’m actually with some tears writing this. I know all the long way it was to come where I am today and I’m so glad for every single time on track. My dream was always get to F1 and this dream will stay forever in me.”

>Without the budget to make her own way in single-seaters beyond this season, Garcia joined the Iron Dames project at the start of this year and made her first steps into sportscar racing with the brand when she contested two rounds of the Ligier European Series.

>>149336728
goodluck in austria yugi, we believe in you!

bübiz

>>149336734
>implying PS3 will ever win anything
The stupid console doesn’t even have games

>>149336782
iron cunts meme needs to die

Are you mentally preparing for the possibility that an Aussie could be WDC within the next 5 months?

>>149336701 (OP)
>Britain currently experiencing heatwave
SO FUCKING WHAT YOU FAGGOT

>Mercedes will only go back to Le Mans if we can cheat
what did t*rger mean by this

I’m 60 years old now but I’m still my usual faggot self, as usual. F1 related because the zoomer racers are a bunch of queers.

>>149336916
why are you even that old

kill bortolotti btw

>>149336701 (OP)
who's the confident, flirtatious looking one on the far right?

>>149336916
>I’m 60 years old now
God, I hope I am not here when I am 40

alcohol, tobacco, 6-10yo grid girls (who are very cute and funny)
love them all, simple as

>>149337076
You're here forever.

>>149336782
I'll suck on her tits if it makes her feel better

>>149336701 (OP)
>Britain currently experiencing heatwave

>>149336782
Nice booba. You can not suffer around mediterranean

>>149337156
tell that to Odysseus

>>149336782
maybe if she tried for another 10 years
>Without the budget
how much did whoever-the-fuck spend on her over this period

>>149336782
i'll suck her nose if it makes her feel better

>f1 academy
>supposed to be for under-18s
>don't find enough, open it up to whoever
>a shitter in her 6th (sikth) year wins the inaugural season
>she fucks off from formula racing after not getting anything done in freca
well done, t*rger's whore

>>149337230
>muh budget
woman will always find some excuse ofc it's not because she is shit

>>149337230
Conservative estimate, 2 million. But with coaching and test days etc who knows.

>transformer substation near the track burned down
fucking kek
can't script this shit

>>149336934
My parents thought it was funny to conceive me in 1964 I suppose.

>>149337482
Who was it? French?

On the day after the Belgian Grand Prix, Williams announced that Sargeant would be replaced by Carlos Sainz Jr. at the team for the 2025 season.
Amid speculation that Sargeant's position at Williams was at imminent risk, Williams team principal James Vowles commented that the team was "continually evaluating it" and that the sport was a "meritocracy", whilst Sargeant remarked that he would "fight no matter what the situation is".
Formula One returned from its summer break at the Dutch Grand Prix, at which Sargeant crashed heavily in practice, forcing him to miss qualifying as the car could not be repaired in time. He would finish the race in 16th place. Two days after the race, Sargeant was released from the team with immediate effect.

>>149337482
what happens if they can't get it started within 12 hours? Will they delay it or just say "lol 1 hours of nurburgring"?

>>149337523
In December 2024, Sargeant signed with IDEC Sport for the 2025 European Le Mans Series, alongside Jamie Chadwick and Mathys Jaubert.
Prior to the season, he withdrew from his seat.

didn't ask

Germany winning back to back KWABOTC

>>149337553
could have been at le mans this year and in a genesis hypercar next year
what happened there?

>>149337543
it'd be a joke to declare a result now

>>149337553
major shame he got mindbroken by f1. just because you are shitter in Grand Prix racing, doesn't automatically mean you're a bad racist. you're merely not f1 quality

>>149337589
>>149337619
Logan Sargeant did not retire, but rather, stepped away from motorsport to pursue other interests after his planned 2025 European Le Mans Series (ELMS) campaign with IDEC SPORT was cancelled. He was originally set to drive with the team alongside Jamie Chadwick and Mathys Jaubert. While the exact nature of his "other interests" is not specified, it's clear he's not retiring from racing in the traditional sense, as he had a full racing program planned for 2025.

>>149337644
thanks for nothing friend
i knew this already of course

>>149337671
you're welcome for nothing
(nice wallet btw)

I wonder if he's going to train for being a free mason oil barren like his uncle. Not a bad gig compared to puttering around pay driving for another ten years.

baron*
am retard

Heatenings?

>>149337076
Haha yeah imagine that:D

>>149336782
m*n bullied her out of racing

edd

>>149337076
i said that same thing 10 years ago. at 30 you have already wasted the best years of your life so might as well go balls deep.

>>149336916
OLD NIGGER LMAOOOOO

>>149337964
No shame in admitting you're still shook after that. Look at Pagenaud, except he's a bit concussed.

>>149336701 (OP)
Texas here. What constitutes a heat wave in bongland?
90° F (32° C) here and it’s barely noon. And that’s pretty average.

After 5 years living in the same apartment, I found out that the building has an antena.
Now I can watch F1 at a better quality the ultra-low bitrate from the hue broadcaster's streaming platform.

>>149337964
What was he trying to do, what a retard.

>>149338134
Bongs are big pussies so for them anything above 25C is a heat wave

>>149336934
>>149337076
>>149338125
you want to be here when you're old, why would you want to waste your best years here and not going outside?

>they consider it a heat wave at 32C
>here there were 12 consecutive days with 40-41C, last year
>we just went on with it
ngmi

>>149338420
Yeah, being here at 60 is more acceptable than being here when you're 40

>>149338134
They die off in 80°f weather.
The newly added (and never used) cooling suits for f1 are approved for "high" temperature weather starting at like 30°c [~86°f], but to be fair to f1 it actually gets hot in the cockpits.

>>149338445
are you a zoomer or what? 40 or 60 is the same shit, you are just a bit more fucked up that's all

My dog died because of the heat.

>>149338601
Grim

>>149338601
kwab (literally if it was female)

>>149338601
again?

>>149338134
Also fellow Texan. Quite odd the temperature hasn’t reached past 100°F (Approx 40°C)
And this is the month when it usually happens. Fortunately I don’t live in the cities with hot concrete but the grasslands so it’s a bit cooler.

>>149338601
your dog was a bitch in heat

>>149338134
>>149338396
>A UK heatwave threshold is met when a location records a period of at least three consecutive days with daily maximum temperatures meeting or exceeding the heatwave temperature threshold. The threshold varies by UK county, see the UK temperature threshold map below.
>The geographical differences reflect the differences in climate across the UK. The threshold temperatures have been calculated using the 1991-2020 climatology of daily maximum temperature at the mid-point of the meteorological summer (15 July).

>>149338664
fucking A

>28C
>heatwave

>>149338664
Good one

>>149338679
>three days above 77 Freedomheit is a heatwave
kek I thought the memes were exaggerating

why no one talks about kimi raikkonen anymore

>>149338767
last thread was a literal gimi thread

after that one summer when we had 34c days for a month straight i no longer feel anything from anything below that.

feels good turning into a sandnword

>>149338767
Probably because he left f1 four years ago.

>>149338625
good one

theres nothing wrong with gay sex

>>149338515
He’s 50 so he’s not a zoomer. I know because it’s the same bong who keeps reminding everyone his age.

You know what time it is, boys!

>>149338938
no thanks blud

gm

>>149338830
why is it highlighting the text that was not matched?

I’m in England right now. Bloody hot it is. Fuckin hell I think me soles on me shoes are melting on the asphalt. Quite dreadful today innit?

>>149336782
poor marta
well, now she can do important things, like having my face burried in those tits

>>149339122
It's even hotter in my house than it is outside.

>>149336734
:)

>>149336916
As crazy as this may sound, I met someone on the MLB general who claimed he was 64 years of age. Posted a picture of his old spotty arm too.

>>149338601
Sorry for your loss
Not a good day for us lad
I lost all the 5 hatchlings i tried to save i named them after current F1 drivers

>>149339181
I joke but I was there during a heatwave a while back and we were stopped by those dumbfuck Just Stop Oil pricks. Luckily I was carpooling… Don’t know how they can withstand the heat but I hoped they suffered a heatstroke after that roadblock bullshit.

>>149339181
Just buy a cooler full off piss water beer. You can drink them all day and keep cool.

>>149339221
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>149339221
sopa de hatchlings, uma delicia
rip lil niggas

>>149338659
100° days will be here soon enough.

To all Britbongs, buy a cooler chest and live in it. Problem solved. Yeti and Coleman are my recommendations but they’re rather pricey.

Does the twinkification of F1 diminish its legitimacy as a sport? Hard to say its so physically demanding when the drivers are 120lbs soaking wet like Bearman

>>149339477
There can be twinks in every sport.

>>149339475
yes yes buy the yeti esky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xo56tPYf-4

>>149336782
well she can single seat on my face if that makes her feel any better

>>149339551
rugby, american football, sumo wrestling, baseball, cycling

>>149339603
>sumo wrestling
kek imagine

>>149339565
Uh oh, boner

>>149337964
girls will be girls will be girls will be-aaacccccccck

>>149339477
there are no twinks in f1

Has Marta considered getting adopted by big man Stroll

Complete internet blackout in my quarter of the town.
I dont want to watch gayburgring on mobile.
That's gay.

Fml
I may be addicted to internet.

>>149339475
>cooler chest
I prefer a hot chest

24 hours of hamburgers

>>149339565
why do americans like pooping in public places?

t. would post a webm but i shan't get 3-day'd

>>149340224
INDYCAR Series Road America

>>149336782
maybe she can join 3 time W series WDC jamie chadwick at random lmp2 team at le mans next year
3rd seat can go to GB4 points scorer abbi pullin

>>149339973
>I may be addicted to internet.
Such denial lol

>>149340345
this was from the end of last year
she doing le mans cup this year, where >>149337964 happened

>>149338833
2010? I remember taking a quick pit stop at gas station and almost melting on the parking lot in a scorching hot afternoon heat.

>>149339973
>blackout
is germany ok

>>149337964
She was totally at fault.

Celsius van der Eiche

>>149339372
I'm so stupid i did this to myself
Norriz and Narb died shortly after i found them due to their injuries
My little champion PS3 died yesterday he was the frailest among his brothers
Woke up at 4am kinda worried
took look at my baby birds only to discover AMX puking and feeling unwell
I watched him die 2 hours later
I was supposed to go out for a barbecue with some friends decided instead to stay home to take care of Sharlez
He died like 3 hours I started sobbing like a retard
He was the strongest among his brothers
Picrel PS3

>>149340577
did you consider spewing into their mouths like their mother would do?

>>149340577
*3 hours ago

>>149340506
nah. 2020 or more recent. that summer broke the highest recorded temp record for finland.

>still call it the nurburgring gp when it isnt the nordschleife
why

>>149340345
at least chadwick won at indy-light

>>149340646
>the highest recorded temp record for finland.
i just checked and i guess i was thinking of the record for highest temp recorded that month or something. it was 34 in 2020.

>>149340599
No I fed them with a plastic tool for removing dirt from under your nails
It worked quite well

>>149336782
onlyfans ending career, yes?
yes

>>149340891
she is rich, why would she do that?

>>149340577
ps3 died like a bitch, just like piastri's championship hopes will

Business idea: make two wheeled Formula 1 cars

>>149341274
Counter offer: four wheeled MotoGP motorcycles

ee total mercedes deth

>>149339221
>i named them after current F1 drivers
well? who died?

>>149341161
Rude and uncalled for
Birds are majestic creatures

juju status?

>>149341462
All of them but i only cried when Piastri and Sharlez died

>>149337093
What did dau buy at the mall twain?

>>149341633
finally menstruating. it was touch and go for a while whether she would be able to but at age 19, she has finally gotten her period

>>149338601
That was some negligence on your part mate

>>149341666
Pretty cool that you care about animals like that, anon.

>>149337583
You haven't lost a war (yet) I'd say the burgers and the Russians are still ahead of you.

>>149341621
mammals > birds
Max > piastri
i dont make the rules

>>149341666
stop stealing birbs

Reminder disliking birbs is reddit poozed fag behavior

>>149341695
bought her a new tablet and then she went to h&m and bought herself some pairs of tight shorts
dad has to be eye pleased too

as usual, death to mclaren, mercedes and hamilton

so is calling them "birbs"

>>149341781
show us her knicker drawer would ye

>>149341274
how will they stay upright with only two wheels? dumb dunb

>>149341781
>dad has to be eye pleased too

>>149338997
Because those are autocomplete results
>>149340526
Yes, they're doing it for diversity.

>>149341781
>bought her a new tablet
Better have been an iPad and not some Chinese shit
>>149341826
>get some help
I think that's what the tight shorts are for

>>149341781
Based

>>149341941
yes and lel

>>149340506
i had a fever back then. shit was great

and i'd still rather have 34C than this fucking depressing cold

>>149341781
>>149341805
>>149342063
>>149341941

>>149341724
Birbs are precious
i almost took home a dizzy raven 3 weeks ago

>>149341272
My dick bros…. My fucking dick…. I must breed with sexy lady bros….

>>149341748
>mammals > birds
Since i was a kid my best dreams always involved me being able to fly and the disappointment following waking up
>Max > piastri
Not this year though :)

>>149335551
Don’t bongs use both? Either way I don’t see how it’s a bad thing. Metric system was introduced in our curriculum a long time ago.

>>149341633
Un-walled

>>149342227
real racing fan

>>149341770
For me, it's the madlads who can hunt even monkeys

>>149342386
she got a wide face

>>149335551
>use the metric system
Even a broken clock is right twice a day
>along with making English the official language in the US
Fucking finally. Now all you're missing is a name for your cunt

>>149342478
a mile is 1000 paces
a kilometer is the distance light travels during about 30.66 billion oscillations of a caesium atom's hyperfine transition
metric is inhuman

>>149342205
>>149341781
the duality of romanians

Realistically, what's the largest bust size someone could have and still fit inside of an F1 car?

>>149342440
Hnnnngggunnfff~

this is Sophia, a racing driver

>>149342550
well if fabis were eny bigger shed struggle to get out of the car

>>149342523
Imperial units are now defined in terms of SI units.
An inch is defined as precisely 2.54 cm.

>>149342585
thigh fold

>>149342547
Don't forget that the birb Romanian is probably the sister-shlicker though.

>>149342585
oh yeah? what races does she drive in?

>>149342603
doesnt change that you can approximate them easily yourself, unlike metric. also, why are you (a britoid) denouncing your own system in favor of the french system

>>149342585
>fired from indynxt
she just needs more time

>>149342585
How long until she catches up to Renee?

>Captcha XXXH8

>>149342681
I made no denunciation whatsoever.

>>149342478
United States

>>149342681
>why are you (a britoid) denouncing your own system in favor of the french system
He's holding his end of the deal.
The only reason why France agreed to have the UTC in England, is because brits agreed to adopt the metric system.

>>149342758
The prime meridian.
Which, incidentally, the Americans have shifted slightly with their blasted GPS

i am 2 yards tall and 14 stones in weight

>>149342776
dastardly crewman would put a sneaky foot on one corner when their car was underweight

Nasty disgusting dirty repulsive repugnant filthy irredeemable whore

pretty woman in fast car

>>149342585
soul status?

>>149342933
dont talk about yourself like that

>>149342478
>>along with making English the official language in the US
It’s funny because Spanish is the second popular language with nearly 45M speakers though they all live in the south. Guess they all better learn Inglés then.

>>149342976
where car

>>149342585
SHE DROVE SO GODDAMNED FAST
NEVER DID WIN NO CHECKERED FLAGS
BUT SHE NEVER DID COME IN LAST

>>149342658
Nothing wrong with consensual fun
The other fucker is disgusting though and should be put down

>>149343029
/fa/ idea: see through racing overalls

>>149342585
aerodynamic

Michael Schumacher

suumaheri

Sir Lando Norris

heh

>>149342585
Nah she's lost too much body fat now

gimi

>>149342456
Damn. That poor little guy knows it's over, and it's gonna hurt

vintage Edd

>>149342523
retard

>>149342523
>a mile is 1000 paces
Very good, now how long is a pace?

>>149342681
>doesnt change that you can approximate them easily yourself, unlike metric
were you dropped on your head as a child

Victoria Jane Verstappen

>>149343557
doesn't matter, there is no need to know. miles are used to measure great distances, so simply knowing the number of paces is all the information needed.

>>149343557
well, 1.609344 meter or 5.28 feet innit

Kys

When I play flight games I put everything in metric

bort

>>149343710
>he doesnt use knots and nautical miles
NGMI

>>149343839
>Let's use boating units for flying
>Yeah they're almost the same as ground unit, just slightly different, anyways have fun figuring out your altitude and speed :)
Who the fuck came up with that

>>149343250
>>149343387
schumi ;_;

>>149344009
Henry Ford unironically

>>149344073
Gina-Maria Schumacher

People advocating for having women in f1, like we haven't had like four different "classes" showing why that's a bad idea.

>>149338679
28?
Nigga I had 35 deg twice this week and still managed to clean and tidy up my garden under the midday sun

>>149342227
She's not so hot

>>149344192
Anlgos aren't as hairy as you guys

Lads just brought me leftovers from barbecue
Does this happen in your country

>>149342523
i use both metric and the unitedstanian one and the latter is easier. like you can picture in your mind the metric system fucking sucks and i hate it and idgaf what yall negros think

>>149344343
Yes

>>149344168
I quite enjoy how FOM are pushing Formula Academy now but dropping the bitches like stones once they've won
as long as the superlicense point thing is in place, there will never be a woman in f1 anyway

>>149344437
>yeah bro i can perfectly imagine 1/64th of an inch

>>149344246
Hairy just heats you up even more
But honestly is more of a skill issue

>>149344530
>But honestly is more of a skill issue
This, Euros are soft as shite when it comes to heat

>>149344573
>t. Hernandez

>>149344573
>t. slowpoke rodriguez

Question /f1/, should they allow a woman team to race with faster cars so that they are even with the boys, in the name of equity?

>>149344573
Did you make sure to get the weed the pavers yet?

>>149344530
in the head it protecs your brain, if you touch it its burning, but it keeps the heat out of your head, in the rest of the body i dont know

>>149344573
yeah I mean most of us aren't black here

Question /f1/, should i be allowed to use drugs on females so that i would be even with the sex havers, in name of equity?

>>149344683
Yeah but I think that anon Was referring to pelo not cabello

>>149344732
what the fuck are you talking about

Envision the SOVL
F1 could never

>>149344771
rape.

Twink Toto

ahhh, we are having a comfy summer storm here

>>149344670
>faster cars
like f2?
they would pass out from gforces lol

>>149344670
no they shouldnt be allowed because high gforces are bad for the uterus. its science.

Vanina Ickx turned 50 this year

>>149344920
how did marta lose a widest mouth competition?

>>149344959
Yo momma joined

Michèle Mouton turns 74 on Monday

Unrelated but R.I.P. Sam Hyde.
Found deceased just outside Rhode Island.

The ghost of keev never dies
She's immortal

>>149345153
Holy shit. Just read the TMZ article. Amazing that he could fit that many dildos up there

this is SOUL, I love seeing drivers from the same country in a single picture when the grid consisted of 4+ Italians and Frenchmen at any given time.
I don't think that's all of the Italian drivers anyway, this must be 1985.

>>149344732
Not cool
That is someone's daughter

>>149345608
>all those italian f1drivers over the years
>2 champions in the 1950s and that's it
Cazzo che grimi

>>149345801
Alboreto had a chance but suspicions of "sabotage" forced Ferrari to drastically change their car mid-season.
three Italian drivers do make up the first spots for most DNFs in their careers, so that's something.

Plagued by treacherous rain, the 1996 Monaco GP was a tale of survival as collisions and retirements were a common sight, including pole position holder Michael Schumacher. And although Olivier Panis claimed victory, with David Coulthard and Johnny Herbert finishing second and third, respectively, they were the only three to have finished the race.

>>149345758
just joking, i would never rape

>>149345153
WTF? Was it Idubbz?

Cheatlaren cheats even in Nurburgring 24hrs
for shame

>>149346710
>>149346724
fucking m*rcedes

>>149343542
ye olde fat

>>149340306
Why are Finns too stupid to tell a difference between farting and shitting?

>>149346921
m*rcedes go away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n18gSbqRmis&t=57080s

>>149346921
>>149347328
christ almighty

Wincest

>>149347446
the fuck is this

>>149347457
that's a child

>>149342478
A clock without hands is broken, no?

>>149347699
no you just cant read it

>>149347457
Damn Hattie looks CUTE here

>>149347699
Either that or it got caught stealing in Saudi Arabia

>>149347457
>yeah shes cute but i cant help see oscars face

>mfw united kingdomians don’t have a/c units
Is this true Limeys, or is it just another Yank cock and bull story?

>>149347446
>Make a U-turn. Your destination is 100 meters behind you.
>Rerouting...
>Make a U-turn. Your destination is 50 meters behind you.
>Rerouting...
>Make a U-turn. Your destination is 25 meters behind you.
>Rerouting...
>You have reached your destination.

>>149336701 (OP)
>Women in Motorsport Edition
Am i in the right place?
I-I-Is this the simp thread??

>>149347457
the purest form of love

>>149347969
If you’re willing to see women with brown nipples on their secret (leaked) Onlyfans pages, yes.

>>149347748
How many times a day would that clock be right?

>>149347969
>I-I-Is this the simp thread??
It is, welcome!!!

euros are sleeping. i prefer monster trucks to f1

>>149348497
But it’s not SUNDAY

>>149348497
lowkey home of sexual

>>149348497
for me its
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdoC3RYvaMw

>>149348497
I prefer prime Kate Beckinsale (don't look up recent pics she got gigabogged like Kelly will in 5 years)

>>149348497
For me, it's Bulldozer

for me its this

but the 80s transit van monster trucks look sick as well

For me it's this

>>149348497
this for me>>149349226
I grew up playing monster jam for the ps2 and even have some diecasts of them

GUYS
https://x.com/disclosetv/status/1936574361655239040

are cota and vegas canceled now?

>>149349599
For what?

shes based for saying this, but she must feel like a gaming journalist trying to shit on dark souls

>>149349421
goated

I would go to war with UK if Max Verstappen asked me to

>>149349640
t. woman from a nation consisting of 100% cult-like fanatics

>>149349599
Why?

Are there any Puerto Ricans ITT? I have an impuertorant question. (hehehe)

>>149349673
i have zero idea how women from my nation are like though

>>149348684
>1991
>pre-pozzed Bud Light kiosks
>Sonic the Hedgehog game demos in one of the centers

Ahhh, those were the times.

>>149349662
Please don’t. World peace is the true goal.

>>149349640
>ITS MAXS FAULT REEEEEEEEEE
dumb cunt should shut the fuck up

>>149349848
verstappen disturbed all the children when he tried to murder george and now he's out for her life

>>149349712
He was referring to bong women

>>149349562
>disclosetv
More like disCLOSE the tab

>>149344168
we used to have women in f1
they were called grid girls
they were great

>>149349640
but enough about Hamilton.

>>149349981
that's obvious to anyone and everyone, she's saying max is joining that rank of driver.

>>149349640
>nooo people were mean to me online :((((

I need Vettel to die

>>149349913
They’re all guys LOL

>>149348497
For me, it's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWdIFXLhPR0

>>149350081
fucking German cunt
very punchable face

>>149349562
Well then, as if the tariffs hadn't caused enough chaos worldwide...
We're fucked...

>>149350131
Try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lExctyytWP8

>>149350217
Not bad. I'd watch this if it was broadcasted (and the courses a bit longer).
Although for me, the best Red Bull competition is still the soapboxes.
By the way, does anyone knows if that lad whose car flipped on the ramp died?

Hi guys, I’m Canadian.

>Random fatmericans will die tomorrow due to """""Iran's""""" retaliatory strike, which will then justify a full blown war
KWAB

Hopefully the middle changes course and strikes third world favela mutts

>>149350677
>the middle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKsxPW6i3pM

>>149350546
There is a reason why they're getting ass raped in the open. Putin can't send them money and weapons anymore. It's fucking over. Russians getting stuck in never-ending war with Ukraine signed death sentence for every authoritarian shithole which is not allied with US. Chinks are next on the list. Then it's just world wide US empire. God bless America.

thread looking like janny dropped some mops

>>149336701 (OP)
why do they act like women are being gatekept from f1 when in reality they’re just not good enough? i just kicked my cat by accident lol she was sat on the pouffe and i put my feet up on her. oops

>*cleans up your off topic posts about things that won't even happen*
b-b-b-based???

>>149336817
>>149336728
you live in monaco, though? why that flag? also, why are you so shit?
>>149336739
lol i thought so for a while but then realised he was just being hyped up. piastri is shitting all over him. also stappen is better and for all the seethe it causes ke to say it, lewis hamilton is the greatest f1 driver alive.

>never mentioned anything about whites
>mystery meat favelamuttoid took it personally
Such is life being a slum monkey

>>149350456
you already told us this, canadian

>>149341272
even when they’re rich and centre of attention they still need more. i hate women and glad i stopped shagging them. my mind is in a much better place.

>>149350911
>this is what latina obsessed zoomers on social media lust for
grimi

>>149342440
she doesnt even do neck workouts like lando does. look how weak her neck muscles look.

still looking for pictures of effjuan drivers smoking

>>149338259
i just download the races from overtake.com and watch them all on a sunday night. qualifying and the race back to back. practice is for fags.

>>149351018
you dont watch them with us (;_; )?

>>149338741
its just cause the air is clammy. its shit and probably worse in florida. but we acclimatise to the nation we live in from birth so yea, 30 is unbearably hot for brits, like 10c is unbearably hot for eskimos. americans are so dense cause their mind is mostly corn syrup
>>149338767
>kimi raikonnen
who? im wondering why vateri bottas hasnt won anything since back in the day. nico hulkenberg has been racing for 20 years and won loads in the 90s. what happened to him? all these drivers from the 90s that were winner, lewis too, aint doing shit. its weird. hulkenberg was always a top finisher when i was a lad.less there was a different hulkenberg

>>149349640
she's a whore and you're a faggot

>>149351099
i cant get a good quality live stream and i hate waiting for race day after qualifying. same with tv shows. i never watched breaking bad and saul till a few months ago cause waiting for a week is gay. also why can’t they just race weekly, takes too long in between races, especially during the summer break.

>>149349872
>tried to murder gerge
qrd?

>>149351213
>i cant get a good quality live stream
f1tv
ace
checking
?

Jamaicamon, is it legal to smoke weed in your country?

>>149351243
you want to pay a subscription for substandard live streams? im cool, i dont need friends

>>149351335

no

>>149351243
apparently overtakefans uses ace. its always 480p and buffers like fuck at 1080p. id rather just wait a day and watch at 1080p at least. ive emailed sky asking if i can pay £20 for a years access to f1 races but they dont reply. its £80 a month for sky and sports

smells like benefits in here

>>149351460
>ive emailed sky asking if i can pay £20 for a years access to f1 races but they dont reply
i wonder why

>>149351499
how is it my cable company if im asking if i can sign up to only 1 channel? are you retarded?
>>149351497
busy dealing with wogs probably

Oh okay my bad
>this nigga emailed a cable company that he isn't even signed up for

>>149351613
>

>>149351580
yes, thats what you do when you want to make an enquiry.

>>149351582
mate, you’re literally a nigger.
>>149351613
mental cunts on 4chan kek, same as reditors

melt

>>149351613
>

>>149351706
snow melts, yes.

its summer
hes out his gourd

that Bong post solidified my belief that the English are covert Jews

>cable
>not using satellite
Well I can’t blame you for it is inferior. A rainstorm forming outside then, BLIP, there goes your connection

>>149351793
why, because i dont want to spend £80 a month to watch a couple of races a month? fuck off, you’re the jew wanting me to pay for everything to benefit your man at skyTV.

>>149351755
Lightning strikes… Maybe once, maybe twice.

>>149351869
nah, you’re lying

>>149351852
just be thankful there are ways to pirate the shit dummy, why are you e-mailing SkyTV.

>>149351908
it was a joke you fucking retard

I may be dumb but you are still a Jew and that's worse

>>149351958
you are dumb and im not a jew, jews usually capitalise the word jew.

>>149351905
Idk Fleetwood Mac said that, not me
I just parrot them like a good lil bitch

hello,
low level customer service rep. i want to pay significantly less for a bundled lucrative license because im smart and everyone else is dumb. may you please facilitate this request, thanks

>>149351978
i never really liked those older bands.
>>149352023
>because im smart
yes, exactly. dumb people pay for things they dont use. and were you talking to me or just talking into the void? i dont get paid to post nor for replies so you can actually converse and insult me to my face.

>>149352023
Yes my service provider called me a “NIGGER” and I would like to take this to court.

>>149352070
i typed an insult but i cant bother

>>149352112
typical lazy nigger. im off anyway, been fun.

>>149352070
Oh, ok :P

>>149352143
i will, thanks

i read it as "have fun"
what a colossal fuck up dawgs
hecking alcohol

Thanks, and have fun.

>>149352271
i will, thanks

>>149352271
>>149352208

>>149343421
so true

Oh…God….. I….
I don’t feel so…..
…..good….

beettel spotted

Edd Straw: The Race

g

i

iwasa status?

m

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6Bv887-JlM
don't do (hard) drugs or be a bong. ending my druk sesh nou

>>149344611
>>149344630
>>149344671
>>149344707
rent free

Iran is cooked
Tehran GP when

Good morning euros. Please see >>149348497 for what you missed while you were sleeping. Thanks!!

>>149354495
truk

Posting?
Posting is over, posting is done.

This just in. Thing happens. More news later.

False

>Went drinking
>another war started
Is it weird that it isn't the first time it has happened?

>>149354967
not when your always drinking Jan

>>149354967
why did u do it

>>149354967
They were waiting until you wouldn't notice

>>149354967
thanks a lot, asshole

I’m in a medium sized twin bedroom underground bunker located in a flyover who-gives-a-fuck state that has an emergency standby generator that will activate when shit truly hits the fan. I’ll be okay. Amerifucktards in the cities aren’t so lucky.

imagine needing a medium sized twin bedroom underground bunker located in a flyover who-gives-a-fuck state that has an emergency standby generator that will activate when shit truly hits the fan
couldn't bee me. we chilling sudacahomies

>>149355103
Not so fast

>>149355128
i was thinking 'bout that after posting that other shiiet

Well the thing about the bunker is that it was built in the late 1960s (presumably 1968) and was recently renovated. So it long predates everyone posting ITT. Still, I find it quite cool that it sat intact underground for nearly 60 years before the renovation.

>>149355138
You will have to kill for the Jews. Sorry.

>>149355171
Goddamn it their outfits looked so much better before the addition of that faggot piece of shit ugly-ass wart cunt HP logo

>Nintendo Switch 2 releases
>war happens
You see what expensive consoles and games does to the world?

>>149355225
Yes… blame the vidya. Retard.

>>149355240
aww heeelll naaaww
>>149355167
seems cool can i come? i can bring *shit you forgot you needed*

>>149355261
No he's right.

>>149355267
I mean sure you can, if ya want bring your finest cerveza and for the love of God just don’t steal my Cheez-Its.

>>149355289
don't worry bro the cheez-its will be yours, trust me

>>149355225
I will be hosting Mario Kart LAN parties in my tent. Bring your Switch 2.

>>149355315
Thanks man I really appreciate- wait, I don’t trust you Edd…

dont let this distract you that shwartzman was the first israeli driver to start indy 500 from pole
can someone give this guy a seat? preferably cadillac

goedemorgen vrienden!

Lando Norris lmao

>>149355413
he did not win the event

>>149355402
I helped my nephew get a hardship permit at 14
living in the middle of flat nowhere it’s pretty easy to learn to drive

someday /f1/ will finally give hamilton the respect he deserves

someday /f1/ tards will posting the same shit day in day out

>>149355852
will STOP posting the same shit FUCKING DAMMIT

brutal Montezemelo mog

lmaondo norris

>>149342585
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>149355852
>>149355858
gimi

Could you guys please avoid posting that semen demon?
It always makes my pp do things that I am not comfortable with

Don't talk about Montezemelo that way

>>149356107
gimi

I believe in Chuck

So this place wasn't going to tell me Dan Ticktum won his first FE race?

>>149356284
wait for the dan news cunt

doobie doobie doo latifi is poo

>>149356284
i knew, from /f1/ >>149331824

>>149356450
I'm reasonably certain if the season is cancelled or curtailed then the leader is declared the winner.

tan dickbum
why didnt he smash goblando in that f4 race or whatever it was

Iran is all bark and no bite
The season will proceed uninterrupted

>>149356465
There will be none left to declare that

If that mongrel Norris somehow wins a WDC before Leclerc does it'll be one of the biggest travesties in this circus.

why is dan! dan! dan! dan! ... dan! part of quadrant then

>>149356569
*isn't
don't they like him?

>>149356544
sofiaph is the only one with pubes

>>149336701 (OP)
I love Keita

>>149356565
they're both complete and utter shit, bro

>>149356621
HOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

>>149356621
I hate whores

>>149356621
fire of my loins

>>149356621
>Dubai
>whore's outfit
It's not looking good bro

>REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK WHORES
Yes please

>>149356635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3_lVSrPB6w

>>149356656
>>149356621

>>149356678
I can't find the one from the back where she's topless cliffside

real keita hours

>>149356694
was it her who crashed the /f1/ car earlier?

Exhibitionism makes me hard as a rock

that's enough whore for now
thanks

Will a war in the middle east mean we get hockenheim back?

>>149356707
There was another one
>>149356712
That's it

>>149356714
t. Abdul Al-Aziz

>>149356712
Isn't this a normal level of exhibitionism for yurop? And does that include men?

>>149356716
yeah but the oil shortage means it will be a sprint only with fmEme taking top billing and the grand prix distance

>>149356725
>>Isn't this a normal level of exhibitionism for yurop?
Yes, but it makes me hard anyway

>>149356725
used to be, but now there's too many muslims so women are afraid to get raped

>>149356751
grim

>>149356751
Then explain why nudist beaches are growing in popularity and I can see bare tits in public parks?

>>149356769
stop disagreeing, my fantasy and headcanon says that muslims have invaded europe and it's over

>>149356769
not so many muslims here. what I said relates to western europe mostly.

>>149356769
>nudist beaches are growing in popularity and I can see bare tits in public parks
The rising tide of fascism in response

>>149356808
Have you actually been in the muslim shithole France or do you go off of your confirmation bias that you've filled your head with from /pol/ and ylis?

>why nudist beaches are growing in popularity
they arent
>I can see bare tits in public parks
increasing levels of mental illness in worstern society

>>149356820
I've lived in the Netherlands for almost 30 years and saw how the increase of muslims changed society for the worse.

>>149356833
>just trust me bro ik ook
>>149356821
I love how on one hand I should hate muslims for their purity rules and other dumb morality policing, but then on the other hand I should hate something like bare tits in a public park because of muh degeneracy and muh mental illness.

>>149356838
>hate something like bare tits in a public park because of muh degeneracy and muh mental illness.
said earnestly by no one

>>149356848
The Australian just said it

I have a question for /f1/, i am looking for a cool car to buy that i like and i have come to 2 used car options around the same price and km: a mazda 3 with the 186cv petrol (i know /o/ says mazda is for incels so it is perfect for me) or a bmw 4 series with the 190cv diesel (idk if maintenance cost is gonna rekt me). What are your opinions on this? I am not asking in /o/ because they are mostly american and don't know what servicing a car is.

Also idk if you are watching burgerking 24h but i fucking loved how the leading 911 punted a lapped aston and it rolled over

>>149356855
always mazda if youre not mr money bags

>>149356855
I don't know much about either engine but definitely the mazda even though coupes are cool

>>149356852
>Australian
Famous for their earnest posts, especially on this site

>>149356883
The hypocritical sentiment is prevalent among the chud populations on this website

>>149356891
Yes, I know I can trust your opinion on the matter.
You're the Finnish sperg who visits /pol/ so he can seethe about the retards being retarded on the retard containment board.

>>149356906
I don't browse /pol/ and there's more than one Finn on this website

f1?

>>149356933
stinks

>>149356855
i know id get a mazda because id be afraid of bmw maintence costs
if i wasnt afraid of maintenance costs i know i'd be owning an audi tt mk2. But i am, so i have a Suzuki Swift Sport

>>149356855
i'd take the fourseries because i'm a stooge who only cares about what a car looks like then forget it's diesel and put petrol in at the first fill up

>>149356971
I like the soap bar tt

>>149356855
Get the Japanese one, also check which one has dropped more in value, and check some resources on the long term maintenance costs of each vehicle.
Also do yuros have a resource like carfax where you can check insurance/crash history?
F1 related because it's strange to think Mazda and Toyota have won Le Mans but flopped in F1 but not Honda who have had lots of success in comparison.

>>149356855
both of those cars are hideous. get the mazda

Can you imagine what could have been if he wasn't shit?

>>149357092
>>149357092
>>149357092

Michael Schumacher

Michael Schumacher