Thread 149341103

Green Flag at 3:40 pm/et

my god

I don't like trumpets

DOG BLESS AMERICA!

Rolling for winner

>>149341245
Neat

Let's turn left at the tricky triangle, boys

Where's turn 4?

>>149341377
WHAT TURN 4?

Blaney has the perfect voice for commentary. He's definitely got job opportunities after his driving career is over

>>149341377
>>149341402
Pocono has 6 turns

>>149341377
second half of the tunnel turn

I LOVE CUP DRIVERS IN XFINITY

>>149341377
Used to be at the entrance to the pits.

If truggs was shit, will xfinity be also shit?

>>149341651
>pocono
>with stages that ruin fuel mileage fuckery

yes

>onboard for the spin
Nice job, commentators.

K-KANSEI DORIFTO?!

suicide mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb0fGJXS2Qg

Modsbros...

bet he missed a gear

Just took a massive liquidy Kris Wright

which shitty team should I cheer for today?

I fucking LOVE wasting time under caution

What flavor should I buy if Jones wins?

It's actually crazy how many pharma ads are on American tv

>>149342107
For me it’s the drug that can tear your taint open as a side effect. Science truly has gone too far.

>>149342138
surprised they weren't suspended for this like anyone else who had anything remotely negative to say about Mexico

this race is balls boring

Siegbros…we got a penal

>>149342238
>low power cars saving fuel at a horsepower track

>PJ1 failure again
it's over, it's OVER

Why is Elliot in here buschwhacking?

>>149342383
CW demands it

>>149342368
>sticky stuff
>doesn't stay sticky
>doesn't wash away after losing stickiness either

>>149342399
Just take me now, God.

>>149342383
>17 car
It was eaither a Cup driver or Caruth.

>>149342471
or Brendan Queen or Corey Fuckhead Day

Just started to watch it now, did I lose something?

Pocono is awful, it reminds me of Texas where the only passing comes on restarts. Except the track is also huge and doesn't have hazards like Texas so everyone spreads out and nothing happens until the end of the stage.
I know it's historic and a wacky shape but it still sucks.

>>149342651
PJ1 and years of Matiolli's being a bunch of cheap assholes.

based jr realizing this is the most boring race on the schedule and crew chiefing as a publicity stunt
he should be a cup crew chief next

>>149342802
You forgot overly-restricted engines and stages that make fuel-saving the only viable strategy.

>>149342651
Pocono is slow burn kino

For me, it's the 2006 Chevrolet SSR

>>149342842
>most boring race on the schedule
Loudon and Gateway would like a word

shitter juan

Shitters.

>>149342959
I’m more of a prowler enjoyer myself

Not often you see the panel peel that way.

The races on TNT will have an alternate cast (like the Manning-cast for Monday Night Football) with Larry McReynolds and Jeff Burton on TruTV. FYI.

>>149342100
I just do homemade

>>149343080
We want John Madden. BOOM!

what happen to the suicide boy? it didn't look that bad of a hit

>>149343080
shant be watching its going to be focused on the gay gimmick bracket tournament

redpill me on tajin?

>>149343172
aeiou

>>149343172
He's dead my man.

>>149343080
Who asked for Jeff burton? It'd just be a second broadcast because he's not interesting enough to carry a show like. Great driver but they better have some interesting guests on.

>>149343190
The seasoning has a slightly spicy/sweet/lime flavor. It's really fucking good on fries

>>149343190
I have never seen anyone put it on anything, but these commercial suggest mother fuckers are putting it on gummie worms.

>>149343190
Tajin is to Mexican-American cooking as Lowry's is to African-American cooking.

>>149343224
So is Mike Joy, but they still let him on Fox

>>149343224
damn

>>149343249
LarryMac mentioned some of the guests. I remember on of them is Chipper Jones. Can't remember anyone else he said. I doubt many of the guests are going to be NASCAR people.

SNEED

For me, it's Tony's.

That tunnel fucks up the cars

>>149343396
Every Louisiana home better have Tony's

that tire smoke looked cool

>>149343434
Shit cars can't handle a bump.

>>149343455
When I lived in Louisiana, it was on the table at pretty much every single local eatery.

How many actual laps of live racing have been run today out of the 41 so far?

*glass shatters*

>>149343262
Mexicans put it on fruit that they put in cups and sell them on the side of the road but if you're an avocado guy it's the best thing to put on and it's good for putting on vegetables so you can eat them raw and eat healthier plus it's really quick. I put them on greenbeans and it tasted like I was eating doritos seriously but theres cheaper versions of chile lime seasoning too.

>>149343510
I have 2 cans in my cabinet. The 3 local eateries within 2 miles of my house keep it on the table

>>149343549
17 or 18

>>149343352
Thats cool I guess. Are they gonna have Tom Brady and Paul rudd tier guests who dont watch nascar thats how they would "grow the sport". But it'd be B-list celebrities.

>4 cars to the back including Elliott
KWAB

>>149343190
The classic is just powdered peppers with salt and citric acid. It's versatile for most things, and as >>149343262, >>149343569 said, there's people that put in on everything, it just gets nasty, like if someone were to put ketchup or cheese on everything.
Every other liquid sauce from them is mediocre, there's also a sweet version that could be considered candy.

GRIM

>>149343568
>>149343396
Yall dont know bout dis

>>149343745
>there's also a sweet version that could be considered candy
I've had those before but they were smaller numbed your tastebuds for a week after they were so strong.

>>149343791
My wife bought some instead of buying Tony's. It fucking sucks

Creed survived his wreck but Hill is fucking 4 laps down. Fantastic.

>joonya has letarte by his side
that's cheating

>>149343929
Only pleb tastebuds would ever consider this thought

>>149344112
anon most Cup CC's in the garage as using AI

>>149344136
It's not total shit, but it isn't Tonys.

The Poconos seem comfy.

>>149344195
yeah they have way too much info, and then wonder why costs have skyrocketed

>>149343919
I thought I had bought colored powdered sugar when I tasted it. I gave it away to some kid.
>>149344136
I had a black coworker who couldn't even eat nacho doritos because of how spicy it was, it was kinda sad.

Roll for who fucks up everyone's strategy with 15 to go.

Poconos? No, I pick the nose.

>joonya wearing his skeleton gloves
based

You're not supposed to pit that way.

shitters gonna shit

pocono has not been kind to the shitters today

SHITTERS

They're breeding..

FUCKING DIRTY SANCHEZ, TALENTLESS PIECE OF SHIT

HUGE AMOUNT OF SHITTERY IN THIS RACE.

could have been a lot worse for sneed

sneeds car is all torn to shit

Nice save lil gator

LMAO

LMAO

Zilly's got this

>>149345582
i shit you guys not but i studied with a girl that looked like mikasa back at high school and she was a annoying bookworm alongside her cousins

fucking shitters

C'MON ZILISCH

So this is a weekend with 15 xfinity cautions and 1 in cup, huh? Tomorrow is gonna be a snoozefest.

>Chase: What happened there?
>Spotter: The 7 just sailed in there until he saw Jesus and Dale Earnhardt before he decided to brake.

godzilisch better send love backwards into the catch fence as payback

jr must be nervous as shit

THE POWER OF THE /turnleft/ FRENS CAR WILL GUIDE ZILLY TO VICTORY!

Happy for the Connor win. Also funny that Chase cant even win in the xfinity series now.

godzilischbros we did it!

JUNYA BROS WE GOT IT!!!

Pocono is a road course

>>149346312
they used to call pocono a roval before they invented the roval

>>149346312
According to NASCAR's gear and aero package rules, yes. (Tire rules, no.)

>>149346195
The Frens Car is unstoppable

After a little while, I finally felt happy again with a race win. I'm happy for Zilly and for Junya. Great day, frens