Thread 149344346

FIFA CLUB WORLD CUP
GROUP E
>Saturday June 21st
21:00 Inter 2-1 Urawa Red Diamonds

GROUP G
>Sunday June 22nd
18:00 Juventus - Wydad Casablanca

U21 EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP
QUARTERFINALS
>Sunday June 22nd
18:00 Germany U21 - Italy U21

SERIE B RELEGATION PLAYOFFS
>Friday June 22nd
20:30 Salernitana - Sampdoria (0-2)

Reminder to keep it comfy, take your meds, drink a lot of water, practice your witness horrendous calcio crimes face and stay nuclearcalciopilled

Dan Nigro

Nihao

This was peak villain Inter: robbery, terrible calcio on display, giving the team everyone else was rooting for a chance only for them to crush Urawa's dreams at the very last minute.
All this is missing is Chivu laughing like a maniac after seeing Carboni's goal.

negru

i hope we keep pio

-18h 55m

>>149344434
He was too busy stealing my car
anybody saw a 2015 blue Ford Focus

how did we get to the point of celebrating a last minute comeback winner against some japanese team? where's my calcio gone?

>>149344488
Dutch u21 team stole calcio

please tell me Pio Esposito's crusader was on the verge of rupturing and will do so against riBer.

>>149344434
this post almost made me become a printerista

Juventus vs Inter final. I already told you.

so after portugalos and brazilians now interisti are added to the list of delulu fans

>>149344539
imagine the entire world watching an early summer calcio low energy slopfest in 40 degrees, sounds like peak

>>149344575
Fans?

>>149344488
Kidnapped by Lega Calcio officials and put in a sack right after Mottard

Stop using Twitter lingo or I will rape you bastards

>>149344613
what if I wanted you to rape me?

>>149344580
Peak what?

>>149344580
Mo anyone will be watching if it's 2 shitalian teams facing eachother

>>149344627
That would be consensual and that's gay

>>149344613
My Esposito's in my profile

No lingo on my twingo so poorfags can play bingo

Legal and regulated inter-Italianon rape's

>>149344638
peak international tournament, peak football event, peak human experience

>james harden
Juve is never winning again

>>149344679
Did you know a Twingo is going to take part to 2026's 24h of the Negrurgring

CHIVU CHIVU CHIVU CHIVU CHIVU
L'HANNO VISTO CHE RUBAVA
CHE RUBAVA UNA PEUGEOT

>>149344717
Ho visto un Eto'o con le scarpe di gomma

Has anyone bought a laptop recently? What are some things to look out for and brands to avoid?

>third Jj match after DS2's release
Mister Tudor I'm sorry I won't be there for you this time

>>149344765
What would you use it for? Gayming?

>>149344488
i just want more games for CC to drive in his calcio

>>149344765
My last gaming laptop was an HP Omen back in 2018
Not bad for the price
I own a normal laptop now since I’m not a gamer anymore
That one died because of a motherboard issue but lasted me at least 4 good years

>>149344765
I dont know if they operate in Europe but absolutely, never, no matter what you think, no matter how insane you go over not having a laptop, EVER, buy garbage from Acer. I had 2 Acers, both chokeful of hardware and software issues and the most painful part of them was the screens being as delicate as they were. If you closed them from the wrong, milimetrical spot from which you are supposed to close them, they'll wear out their hinges faster than Izaki wore out Thuram by making him play full 90s every matchday.
The screen crystal itself should never, ever be touched, if it is, expect to find dead dots and eventually a complete screen corruption within a year, and replacing it is stupidly expensive.

>>149344822
Nah, I mostly picked the lmaoRGB pic because it's so ugly. Just general purpose stuff and maybe every so often an old RTS that barely needs more than an iGPU.

Was just curious if there's any brands to really avoid.

don’t tell me u zoomers use tablets instead of laptops jeez

>>149344907
>Acer
Holy late 2000s vibes my friend
But I understand

>>149344915
Budget? I'd say you could go with any MacBook Air and be fine with it for years but I'm not sure how many of the old RTS are compatible

>>149344907
My first laptop was an Acer and it lasted for nine years no problemo
Have you tried not fighting a reconquista with it?

>>149344907
100%, I wouldn't want to be caught dead with one of those.

>>149344966
For now you can run x86 stuff via emulation with is performant enough, but that will only last for another year. Macbooks are nice, but you are stuck in their walled garden, even if I only want to play Rise of Nations once a month kek

>>149344765
Once going back home drunk on my bike, I managed to drop my dell latitude, when I got home and turn it on it worked like nothing ever happened, anyway now all I ever use is a thinkpad x 220

>>149344539
sneed

>>149344981
Nah bro 2000s Acers were cancer
I would also avoid anything Dell related
HP is usually good
I once bought a super cheap one like dirt cheap brand new HP (I think it’s called HP stream) and it lasted me 4 years (i literally only used it for word and internet (stream), streaming services, and emulators
Best investment ever

>>149344981
Maybe they were good some other time but the latest one i bought was 2021, all i used it for was for uni work and the occassional Duckstation session.

Carboni scored a more relevant goal than all of dildiz' goals combined, and he scored against japanese fishermen in the club world cup group stage.

>>149345090
Who won Serie A's Goal of the Season?

>>149345090
After a quick search, I stand corrected: dildiz scored a grand total of 2 decisive goals for juventus. That's 1 whole goal more than Valentin carboni for inter!

>>149345107
Golazo Yildiz

Btw, according to a quick chatgpt check, Kikko Kiesa scored 3 decisive goals for juventus.

>>149345039
Do you rate Di Mapu

>>149345063
>Acer in 2021
I swear I haven’t seen one since 2011 and they were unrealizable back then
>>149345013
Dells have always been unreliable with me. Except for one Dell XPS I had back in the day. They were as unreliable as those Sony laptops

>>149345249
(It's actually 23, what an allegrian bvll)

For me, it's Panda Antivirus

Not enjoying this competition much tbqh

>>149345386
Avast the GOAT

>>149345433
Imagine being the one to rub aloe vera cream all over her sunburnt skin

Ahoe vera cream, it foams but it isn't soap

Roberto Baggio won a total of 4 team trophies in his career.
Ciro Immobile won a total of 6.

Baggius literally only won the coppa uefa with rubentus in 1993 and that's pretty much it, that's the justification for winning the ballon d'or. It's like if last year instead of rodri they gave it to Ederson or Lookman (who at least scored 3 goals in the final btw, Paggio scored 2 tap-ins in 180 minutes and probably tricked the judges into believing he also scored Dino Baggio's) from atalanta

>00:00
Jj plays today.

lil nigga about to spend his saturday night seething about a player that retired 20 years ago

Piaggio Ape

Happy Tudor Sunday.

https://youtube.com/shorts/4r9v9Q_heZU?si=CYqisD7FHISybypB
Literally EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE PLAYERS is clearly, objectively better than B*****. He was probably held at gunpoint off-screen by The Palace, because you can literally see that HE KNOWS IT but can't say it. Maybe he edges out totti, but even then you could easily find some good arguments in favor of muh pupone

Did lil bro get diddled by Baggio at an illegal Friulian rave?

>>149346331
His dad probably went full buddhist because of Baggio and gave away his family's entire net worth to Tibet jej

Far Cry: Sangue e Dharma

Antonio Moretti, a hot-blooded, street-smart 26-year-old from Naples, Italy, arrives in Tibet with a singular goal: to reclaim his family’s fortune.

Years ago, Antonio’s estranged father Giorgio Moretti, a ruthless but wildly successful real estate developer, sold off all his assets and donated over €30 million to a mysterious Buddhist monastery after a sudden spiritual awakening. Giorgio died shortly after, alone in the Himalayas, having taken vows of silence and poverty.

Now, the Moretti estate is broke. Furious and betrayed, Antonio treks into the Tibetan wilderness to confront the monks who accepted his father’s "stolen" fortune — and get it back by any means necessary.

https://youtube.com/shorts/-6pvlQ0TCOg?si=ZqFl30llafFlrYVX
Big muro difensivo shitaliano in the comments saying that it's not an eaten goal but an unfinished masterpiece
Also caressa is musica per le mie orecchie compared to bruno pezzentul

>>149346546
this might be your gioconda

All shitalian ballon d'ors where completely unjustifies btw, maybe except rivera's (milanbvll) (also holy kek shitalians also claim sivori's who was literally argentinian)

>>149346546
my sides

>>149346546
jej

>>149347049
don't forget about this king

>>149347366
Shitalians are fucking shameless, the worst thing is that they claim THEY were the ones who got refballed

>>149347366
it's alright though
Baresi raised his left hand in time for another 1 billion lire in slush funds to be deposited into the referee's bank account at the Cayman Islands

Did the negro in op ever win a championship? I seem to remember him being an eternal scrub but that was a few years ago

>>149347366
>ignoring Casiraghi's made up offside that would have put him in a 2 vs 1 against the keeper
>ignoring the Bulgarian elbow in the face that should have been a red card
how do you say jew in your language?

>>149346546
fund it

>>149347772
You're right, James Harden never won a Sky Bet Championship while playing for Juventus

Amerikikes in war are up

Ir-ACK

now you gotta do it, Ayatollah Khamenei...

for the culture...

Seems like Tudor's tips did the trick! Iran is no more :)

You will die for Franco Israel

Imagine how uncomfy it will be for the people living relatively close to the upcoming NATO summit, say a bit to the north of it, if Irani-backed terrorists managed to set off a dirty bomb there lole

>>149349669
are you guys old enough to remember them making Rocky 3(?) in Afghanistan and dedicating the movie to the "brave mujahideen" fighting Soviets

>>149344765
Lenovo have a lot of defect motherboards but great warranty.

If a decent iGPU is enought and you can get some RAM and a disk on your own, I would look for a laptop from Framework.

>>149345433
Who?

pics of Iran before the Revolution but it's pics of calcio before Calciopoli

Former Fiocretina coach Raffaele Hujāhidīno

>>149349818
*Lenovo has

missing good ole calcio a lot rn

fras is taremi kill

Like, I don't even want to hate them but what is someone supposed to be thinking here

>>149348366
>aurofarming
>negative aura
>charisma of a wet towel
kys ducciotoli

>>149350190
Bit rude

>>149350190
When do we start our anti-atlanticist party

>>149350199
>that guy you often see at parties
>nobody knows who he is or what his name is
>nobody cares to find out
apparently his name is copemeiners
>>149350216
cant wait to get killed by a wholesome and democratic car bomb

>>149350353
Actually his name is Hans

Hancko boos, wat nou?

imagine how happy Wilders is right now

Woodkid - To the Wilders

If he had been born to a tired Serb, he would be called Sthanckovic

Favourable digits and the next religious leader of Iran will be Ayatollah Ballardini

man these new juventus shirts are so fucking ugly. they have good colours and stripes, it shouldnt be easy to fuck up but theyve done it 2 years in a row now

>>149345433
mama mia

>>149344346 (OP)
What went wrong? Juve have historically had some great kits but they've looked awful for years now.

>>149344346 (OP)
greasy manlet mongrel pasta gobbling smelly manlet rat faced slave caste of scammy crypto semitic chimpanzee wops, UTTER ITALIAN ERADICATION I WILL ENACT IT AND THERE WILL BE NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU MANLET GREASY BALDING MONKEY RATS LEFT I WILL KILL YOU ALL SHITALIANS
HONESTLY, WHY DO SHITALIANS EXIST? WHAT IS THE POINT? ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO BE ABUSED AND CRUSHED LIKE THE COCKROACH MONKEY MAGGOTS THEY ARE?
I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU I WILL EXTERMINATE THE PLAGUE OF ITALIANS THAT HISTORIANS IN THE FUTURE WILL HAVE NO EVIDENCE THAT YOU EVER EXISTED, I WILL GRIND YOU INTO FUCKING DUST SO HARD NOT EVEN YOUR BONES WILL REMAIN I WILL KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU GREASY BABOON MACAQUE RAT-FACED MONKEY GYPSY-SOMALI RAPEBABY BALDING SHORT MANLET DROPPY EYED MOUTHBREATHER HUNCHED OVER FRAIL FRAMED WEAK CHEEKBONED SALLOW SKINNED GARLIC SMELLING PASTA GOBBLING MOZZARELLA RODENT FACED SLAVE CASTE OF LAZY SCAMMY CRYPTOSEMITIC LOW IQ MONGRELS
I WILL KILL
ALL
OF
YOU

>>149344346 (OP)
>visit detroit

kek what

>>149354292
to be fair a lot of kit manufacturers seem to be huffing glue before making the designs, especially the major brands in the last few years

>>149355544
every aspect of human life has taken a hit in quality regardless of what it is, everything is worse and there's not one thing that has improved

we live in a dystopia and it's only going to get much worse

BREAKING MERCATO

>rattled champions league finalists, inter milan, who scraped a victory against japanese minnows urawa red diamonds last night, will be looking to challenge ac milan for the signature of virtuozo greek youngster, christo mouzakitis of olympiacos. The nerazzurri are looking for a deal which could also involve potential loan deals for many of their players who are on their way out

>>149355505
HOLY FUCKING BASED

>>149355505
holy based

I know you were all focused on ameriGODS attacking pooran, but look at the marottata svprema in the river plate-monterrey match: 3/3 of the starters in river plate's midfield have been disqualified for the match vs inter, how odd!

>>149356035
based Nioh enjoyer

AMERIBVLLS saved the world once again

What's the esoteric meaning of this, surely there's some fuckery to this.

so they dropped the bussy buster

Please bro I wanna believe in you

>>149356628
jewventus at its peak

Strawberry Sunday!

Gm to all sirs. It’s Slender Sunday.

>>149356628
That's the primarchs with the emperor himself

Wat nou

i read mbob has a digestive infection, then i googled

>Digestive infections, particularly those transmitted through fecal-oral routes, are more prevalent among men who have sex with men (MSM)

nigga been eating da poo poo

>>149357896
In fairness he could’ve been eating female (assigned at birth) ass too.

>>149357952
true and he is rumoured to be actually dating a woman nowadays. but Bellingham in the same team is a risk too.

the zoomers are in trouble, they're all eating ass and getting pegged by instagram whores who are all older than them, remember when footballers chased tall and slender (and actually attractive) models?

what happened to the game I love...

>>149358021
J-Bellz gives off a whiff of faggotry to me too.

>>149358037
I can’t imagine what goes through a man’s head to want to be… pegged. Are you just a fag at that point? If it was just that then why not get fucked by a man, it’s the easiest thing in the world because gays are the most promiscuous and disgusting creatures on God’s green earth.

Cecilia sala is a milantorella btw

>"Danilo has a Juventus DNA: I wouldn't be surprised if he returned."
- Locatelli

>>149358111
Remindee that he was literally PUSHED OUT of the club by thiagotta who immediately proceeded to whine about not having enough defenders kek

I've always liked Danilo, I thought he was a stand-up guy

>>149358111
Wouldn't be surprised desu, >we have a thing for mediocre players after all

You know what else is in trouble? Milan's mercato: shitty Dutch teams and old glories like Parma don't want to give up their prodigies and let them become milan legends

On the contrary, the clubs would want nothing more if the right amount of money is being paid. Instead it's the players that don't want to move to a midtable squadra di neri that doesn't play in Europe.

>>149345728
supercoppe are not real trophies

read another Šutalo to Jewentus rumour today

I don't consent and if this happens it will effectively mean that I've been raped

I do NOT consent to these albanian ahh looking motherfuckers signing for MY club.

>>149356628
>the cup has the shape of a biblical accurate angel
>Trump represents Jesus
>behind him are the 12 apostoles (comolli and little infant missing in the pic)

>>149358484
Who is Judas though? (It's the Zingaro)

>>149358037
mo they didn't fuck trannies left and right in the old days

Juventus - Israel
Inter - Iran
PSG - Usa
Mayulu - bunker buster

>Chelsea have entered negotiations with PSG to sign Randal Kolo Muani.
fras >we might be getting gazumped

Why do old people refuse to turn on AC even when it’s 37 degrees and instead keep saying just open window

>>149358759
Belgio #1 faked a journalist career only to come up with this rumor, gaslight the entire Chelsea fanbase into wanring Kolo Muani so that their owners are forced to buy him
Masterfully done, Mr. Belgio

>>149358759
Kolo Muani is mid as fuck, I want a good striker

I just got a J|Medical story ad on my Insta

>>149358806
same reason people prefer fresh water instead of cold mountain dew

>>149358832
It’ll be Sorry Ms Jackson and the Vlach come September lole

>Napoli have reached an agreement for Juanlu Sanchez from Sevilla and Lucca from Udinese
>Manchester United shopping in Italy, very close to Carnesecchi and Moise Kean
>Inter in talks with Real Madrid for Nico Paz and Arda Guler
>Juventus and Roma compete for Flamengo's Wesley, 30 million needed

You now remember Wesley Gasolina

>>149359084
blud lasted like one friendly with Sarri then fucked off kek

>>149359084
I don't honestly

a ella le gusta la gasolina

https://www.removepaywall.com/search?url=https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6442579/2025/06/22/innie-milan-inter/
Real tryhard hours trying to cram Inter into the Severance thematic

sounds like made-up kankerjuden bullshit to me, reckon I'll pass

>>149358347
Literally called SVPERcoppa doe

>>149358941
>37 degrees outside
>open window
>37 degrees enters house
Brillianr

>>149359405
I'll find the tiktok version so your illiterate no-attention-span having ass can enjoy it too

Based, nihao fucking shits are not safe anymore

whatever bro I gotta go play Tekken 8

>>149359523
Europe 1-0001 if you want to fight an (actually) low level Xiaoyu

>>149359536
>Xiaoyu

no, thanks pal I'd rather go up against 10 Hwoarangs in a row

shit the only character I'd fight Xiaoyu over is Eddy

>>149359583
Kek, is she that annoying? I'm learning her becuase I figured she's pretty high ceiling and by mastering her I'd have a great headstart with the rest of the roster
Also I like her stances and has no install bs

>Jj goes to the White House
>two days later, WW3 starts (surely this time)

>>149359644
her attacks just don't make sense to me visually and I don't have the patience to study a character in practice mode plus she's a less popular character than even mine (Azucena) so I just try to backdash, sidestep and whiff punish their mashing because they're usually shit players in blue ranks

I don't understand her options, I don't understand what's a high or a mid when she attacks, she's just a giant mess of a character in terms of visually giving me information

Valentino Merdossi status?

>5x Ducati
Hecking balanced and compelling

>>149359747
>mine (Azucena)
I never painted you as an Azucena main lol
Yeah Xiao has a massive arsenal, if someone isn't lazy enough she can be a big problem to deal with. Not even mentioning how AOP basically lets you duck all highs and most mids.

My only tip would be to get the fuck out of my tiny range and try not to vomit when we spin with that u/d3+4 sidestep but you probably already know this. Most of our shit are lows and mids but with stances mixup you'll need few hundreds hours of experience to have a complete understanding of what we're about to do

:skull:

>>149359906
Happens when japanese manufacturers can't develop a good bike despite the gorillions spent on R&D and KTM having an sfinter moment

>>149359910
to be honest Azucena is the only female character I'd ever play, all the other femoids are cringe to me

I quit the game at the start of season 2 after hitting Bushin with her in season 1, now I'm playing a bit (got back to Kishin really quickly) and waiting on the July update and Fuckyourmom to see if I'll quit the game until season 3 since they said no more significant gameplay updates after the July patch

Why are poorfags seething at GODnald for trying to stop the terrorists? Did they want to get nuked or something?
Also chiesa to napoli

Donald fans: poorfags
Donald haters: richfags
Donald himself: richfag
anybody who claims Donald fans are richfags is a newfag who doesn't understand the lore of poorfagposting
simple as

>>149359978
The Armor King mashfest could be fun in October or whenever
Also their naming of "seasons" confused the fuck out of me. Those are "Years", Mr. Harada, not "seasons". Seasons happenen every 3 months, not every 12 ffs

>chelsea or manure will save us from negruani
wtf i love the eplel now

What the HELL do you mean we play in less than 2 hours

>>149359995
Actually donald is a berlusconi type figure that poorfags think are smart for hating

>>149360017
Wish granted, with Bingobongo Muadi'b to EPL Elkann will buy both J.David and J.Zirzkee for a total of 400 millions

There is a good player in Big Zirk, he just needs to get out of that black hole of talent called ManU

>>149360053
fugg
>>149360061
>shilling for gigashitters just because they hold a dutch passport
why do you do this

>>149360115
Because his cousin cuts my hair

First three words (none ending with "u")?

>>149360131
Tudor godverdomme kankerkroaat

wtf lol

>gassy diarrhea
do Malians really?

Wydad will assrape juventud soo much they will deduct 20 pts from them in the next season for humiliating serie A league

why are moroccans so obsessed with raping other people

Moroccans have internet?

A disposizione : Pinsoglio, Daffara, Garofani, Gatti, Locatelli, Koopmeiners, Vlahovic, Gonzalez, Adzic, Kostic, Weah, Rugani, Douglas Luiz, Rouhi, Mbangula

>Daffara, Garofani
Who?

'drone

>>149360246
this!

>>149360303
Too many shitalians for my taste

>>149360131
grimu

>>149360269
>Meijers

TU GIOCHI GIA' A DUEL MONSTERS
E LOTTI FRA DUE MISTERIOSE REALTA'
SEI YU GI OH
YOU'RE GONNA PLAY THEEEE GAMEEEE
PLAY THE GAME
SE VINCERAI SARAI IL PIU' FORTE
SE PERDERAI NELL'OMBRA RESTERAAAI
YOU'RE BORN TO PLAY
JUST FIND THE WAAAAY
TO ACHIEVE THE FAMEEEEE

>>149360269
This defence is so fucking grim

>>149360369
B-but muh zoccola dura or something

>>149360269
>Kelly - Savona - Kalulu

Lads tell me straight, what chance do >our Azzurinis have tonight

>>149360596
Woltemade cannot be stopped

>>149360626
He’s a big guy

I learned in Europa Universalis 4 when I played an OPM and formed Persia that the Strait of Hormuz is important

it's over...

>Juve, Germany and okc win
It could be a disastrous day ahead for the good guys

Intrasting

>>149360811
>odobert lepenant merlin matsima lukeba
this france u21 is more reminiscent of olympic squads with their "make a wish" callups

>>149360698
for you

>>149360811
>Gerard Bataclan
wow really

Not feeling this one

The Garofani are a people of mixed free African and Amerindian ancestry that originated in the Caribbean island of Saint Vincent and traditionally speak Garifuna, an Arawakan language.

golazo dildiz

He's too good

>>149360811
I wouldn’t go to France

I will NOT be led into temptation by marrocchinas

I just finished my liquid attack and missed 14 minutes, anything gud?

>>149361121
A lucky gole but not much else

due dildiz

Doue dildiz

Jesus he's so fucking good

Kebab Ronaldo in the making, i believe

>Di Gregorius Big with a haircut that exposes his hairline
oh no no no

>this defence
Holy kek

>>149360811
>Thierno Barry
Henry from temu

now you must start to wonder at some point: how is that all the baby fenomenis are from juventus? like ok milan had kerkez recently but other than that inter , milan , roma all have developed overhyped shitalian frauds in their academies

Can >we not throw the match please

Tudor the defence

>>149361407
dildiz isn't from >our academy but from Buyern's
the only decent youf player that comes from Jjust Next Gen/youth team is Nicolussi Caviglia

>>149361424
Yildiz and Thuram carrying the team hard, many sloppy passes and the defence is sleepy

>>149361515
Nevermind that Thuram didn't mark the goal scorer as he should've

Thembinkosi Christopher Lorch

>>149361565
Wasn't it Cambiaso that didn't mark the goalscorer?

when does bremer come back

>>149361595
Normally at the start of next season

>BREAKING: The Phoenix Suns are trading two-time NBA Finals MVP Kevin Durant to the Houston Rockets for Jalen Green, Dillon Brooks, the No. 10 pick in the 2025 draft and five second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.
What's an equally shit deal in Serie Ass terms

>trying to refball some moroccan farmers
kek never change, justventus

>>149361659
That's just how Chico is

>>149361608
>leaves because he has to play with floyd and kalunegru
can you blame him lol

>>149361407
>ok milan had kerkez
he was scouted in the hhungarian serie b and it pisses me off that he didn't even get a sniff out of the first team because it was obvious he had potential

>>149361778
He's shit and only performing in a league where Ola Aina is considered an MVP contending player

Mister Como Only buy Arda Guler please

This kills the "Interbros"

He's in, tune in now for the next episode of The Adventures of Teun

>koopmeiners
:skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull:

>Kelly just got done by a 38yo
Jesus

Concordceicao and not passing the ball, name a more iconic duo

>>149362082
Me and using half a roll of toilet paper before it's clean enough

>>149362099
how often do you make your anus bleed a little?

>>149362120
No comment

HE'S SO FUCKING SHIT

>>149358832
Are you interested in 2024/25 CONMEBOL Copa Sudamericana winner and top scorer of the tournament Adrian Emmanuel "Maravilla" Martinez? (32 years old, ripe for his Serie A debut)

How are >we so bad at corners

>>149361900
KEK

>>149362161
Literally every team thinks they're bad at corners, Jj is perfectly average at them if you look at goles/corner

Tough shot.

>shots on target
>juve 1 4 wydad ac
how

So much door dash not getting delivered today.

Seeing Savona with the ball is genuinely scary, even Rugani would be more reassuring here

>negru muani
how

is the tudor obsessed duccio bald too by any chance?

There is no fucking way >we win this, I can smell the inculata

>>149362262
I think it's the combined stench of sweat, shit and hashish that moroccans are known for that you're smelling fra

>>149362276
You may be onto something

Kelly is getting mogged by the worse Amrabat I'm fucking howling

Please Tudor sub off Savona and Kelly, I beg you

Igor Tudor has suddenly got Juventus playing some serious football.

TURCO YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD

unrionically what were motta and grimtoli thinking icing dildiz out

>>149362401
Grimtoli hated Juventus, Motta was a double agent from Inter.

I tried so hard and got so far

>Fenerbahçe offered Jonathan David 55 million Euros in total for three years
Me? I'm a lifelong Erdogan supporter

>>149362443
Where do they even find all that money

UHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HE'S A 'NOMENO BECAUSE HE SCORED 2 TAP INS AGAINST A BUNCH OF TERRORISTS OK

>locatelli
>gonzalez
>zingaro
Never have I seen a salvo of substitutions this grim

>Zingarovic
howling
>>149362463
>implying they will pay him

At this point just pass the ball to Yildiz and hope he'll confirm the hattie, no one else seems to know how to score

>>149362471
theres still douglass luiz to come

>>149362531
He got deported to El Salvador

>>149362510
Now that makes more sense

>>149362531
He refused to meet Drumpf and is being deported as we speak

please 2door, crash this plane with no survivors

I smell a Osimhen <> Yildliz swap

>>149362583
Why

>>149362583
To quote Duccio, it's probably just the stench of the M*roccans in the stadium

>>149362592
Because Yildiz deserves a winning and solid project and at Napoli he would be loved unlike in Turin where there's only commies and people worshipping an irrelevant team that didn't fly so good

>>149362583
Dildiz + 55mln for osimhen would maybe be kind of a fair trade with napoli

>>149362614
I can understand that part but isnt Osi on some pretty harsh wages as it is? Would Juve cover those too?

oof

Maybe he isn't the absolute worst player pound for pound, but heavens know no player in more annoying to see than G*nzalez

>>149362685
Dildiz + 80mln for jackson would make sense

>they're already scared of Yildiz staying at Jj
Keeeeek

>>149362693
See? I have the same grievances when he plays for the NT except at least there he runs around like a retarded dog and presses until he gets injured for 3 months.

casadei, baldanzi and pisilli on the bench

TOTAL GONZALEZ DEATH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I can also see Allegri asking for Tare to buy Yildiz

>>149362780
>>149362769
grim

>>149362780
>Nicolò Tresoldi
Top 10 anime betrayals

Digre god mode is on

>>149362809
more like Nicolò Trentasoldi amirite

>>149362809
He not only could have chosen Italy, but also...Argentina, how the fuck? No main NT caps yet so who knows, maybe he doesnt feel like representing Germany at some point

>Superior Player of the Match
why the superior part lol

>>149362857
Probably a sponsor or something.

Watch the zingaro miss it

rigorino per la jewve

>>149362857
I think one of the beer sponsors is superios or something

>>149362878
This

>>149362878
>>149362894
Meh, disappointed honestly

Juventus 4-1 Wydad

4+1 = 5...

Mayulu

Juventus bursts the bubble (or the balloon) of Wydad and qualifies for the next round of the FIFA Club World Cup.

Kenan Yildiz in top form and nine goals in two matches for the bianconeri.

and now it's time for some azzurrini (bam bam bam)

Tudorball has been good to watch so far

Can we all just agree that if Juba doesn't win this tournament it's a Motta-tier fallimentozzo for Igor?

>>149362780
>gnonto

all I ask is for Zanotti to go full Paletta on Tressoldi's legs if he scores.

>>149362857
utter woke nonsense

>>149363022
Sisch dä Willy Gnonto
Dä Superjoker us Italie

>>149362780
Apart from Woltemade there is not a single interesting player on the pitch, grim

...........
I forgot to tune back for the 2nd half
Fuck me, just fuck
ffs

4-1 at least we won but I'm legit seething, what the fuck man
Agnello please come back and make only one half that's 60 min long thanks

If Kingdom Comolli II doesn't sell the entire midfield and buy Angelo Stiller I will cancel my Marathon preorder and will single handedly bankrupt Bungie and Sony

>>149363135
>the entire midfield
Gotta keep Thuram at all costs

>>149363163
Nah he's shite, a literal physicality babby like Rabiot. I appreciate his workrate but he's overrated

>>149363022
Will carry shitaly

>>149363188
He's a good passer who's also quick and more than decent on the ball, getting rid of him would be legitimately retarded. If anything, he needs a Stiller-like player alongside him, but here it's more of a critic on the likes of Locatelli and Luiz.

These make me feel things

>>149363229
This but it's the Arsenal Bird

>>149363135
>Kingdom Comolli II
hgjkjknhjgnkhjknkhjnkgjnnjfnj

>>149363229
Looks too tryhard-y tbf

Bunker bus-y

>DS2 out at exactly 00:00 on the 24th (28 hours from now)
>92 GB filesize

well I had to preorder

pusy

Buyern, Chelshit and Assnal are already preparing the big offers for Yildiz, stand on your ground and do not give him to these gigashitters Comolli

>it's not a hattrick
KWABildiz

>>149363367
I almost doubted you

>>149363381
Wasn't watching, how did he play? Assuming he did kek

>>149363395
Please do not cum on Magellan man, stick to your cables

>>149363405
He was on the pitch, there's already that

>>149363395
>collector's edition

this nigga not even buying the actual game, oh my days

>>149363409
No worries, the cooming on the Magellan has been left to Quilindschy Hartman

>>149363426
Borderlands moment

>>149363426
Don't care, I'm funding the Hunter Schafer scanned model in OD

>>149363429
I don't know who he is anymore since a couple of days ago

>Theo to Al Hilal
Jej

>>149363495
Pic related showing Iran after the Tudoric revolution

The Tudorutionary Guard

Apparently there's a one-eyed player in the Club World Cup. He's called Georgi Minoungou

Georgi Mancanocchiu

*snorts*

vegetarian pizza is the best pizza I've ever had

why is that shit so good? can resident Italian professionals weigh in on this topic?

'Italian interest grows: Napoli investigate Paixão situation'

It remains to be seen whether Feyenoord will be able to keep Igor Paixão. The Brazilian striker is fixed at De Kuip until mid-2029 and is on the radar of several clubs. Napoli are the latest in a now long line of interested parties to be linked with the striker.

There are signs from both Rotterdam and Italy that the Serie A club are currently assessing Paixão's situation. According to Algemeen Dagblad, Napoli are willing to go far, but Feyenoord insist on a transfer fee higher than has ever been received for a player before. Only at an absolute record fee will the club consider letting the 24-year-old striker go.

Earlier, other clubs were also mentioned as possible destinations, but no concrete offer has been made so far. Even in the case of Napoli, a deal is still out of the question. Talks are at an exploratory stage. In addition, Paixão has indicated several times that he is not in a hurry and is taking his time.

CAM ON SEAHORSE

that shitalian lineup is laughable

lorenzo pirola will lead squadra azzuri to victory

>negru goalkeeper
Advantage Italy

>>149364031
>Noah Atubolu's parents are a German mother and a Nigerian father

I suspected it was Nigerian surname but for some reason i also thought he had turkish origins

>>149364099
Considering the state of modern Germany, he might as well have Turkish roots

I hate Gnontolo so much it's unreal

>>149364114
this is bait...

greek commentator having a real stream of consciousness moment
>lorenzo pirola captain of azzurini
>gnonto leeds striker
>leeds is in the epl thanks to gnonto
>coppola also signed along with kostoulas for brighton
>coppola will play against future teammate gruda
>gruda is of albanian origin
>but also the german coach is of italian descent from sicily as well as tresoldi
>as is the coach of dunajska streda
>the team whose stadium this match is taking place and who will be playing in the conference league with a greek nikolaos kaltsas

>>149364284
the polish commentator on DAZN spoke about Dark Souls during the Juve game

our midfield is so utter wank Jesus every time they try to do something they get pressed into a counter.

Have you considered to stop faffing around in the back?

>>149364479
But Italo #7 told me Ndour was a giga fenomeno and not just a player that developed well physically at an early age

>>149364532
not sure if it was me, but I always said he could become really good but doesn't apply himself

Gianluca Pachuca

I now rate koleosho

how is the yoof looking? just tuning in

>Gattuso and Buffon in the stands
acabou

I managed Pachuca for 3 seasons in FM on my pentagon save but now moved onto Boca Juniors
I'm still 3/5 in the continental cups though

>>149364567
is petar legit or a fraud??

>>149364633
you were saying?

>>149364721
did I miss something?

oooh black midge close

Negro di merda

gnonto gnonto gnonto
piccolo ***** *******

Italy is becoming ngubified

Why is this manlet like this

pio would be so gud for italy. shoulda let him play here.

why does the u21 play 100 times faster than the adult nt?

>>149364780
got a useless yellow card that makes him miss the next match.

TV guide says the game is live on Rai1, but when I tune in it's just a hag talking about the Iran attack?

>>149364473
why?? is wydad the dark souls of football?

>>149364824
it's on rai 2

>>149364824
Rai sport 1 maybe

>>149364848
he mentioned one of the Wydad's players name is similar to one character/boss there
I never played Dark Souls so I don't know which one

>>149364879
Wylder? From Nightrein? lmao

gnegro should learn how to touch the ball without making it sway wildly all the time

fug spicy. stupid attempt from italian. pass or shoot first

>>149364848
It was a Lloyd's talisman reference >>149364848

>should have been 2-0
>nearly conceded on a counter
GNONTO GNONTO
VIENI A LINCIARE CON NOI
CI MANCA IL NERO

>>149364851
>>149364866
Watching it on Ziggo now, thought watching with ITA voice would be gud practice

>>149364879
was he the polish guy from /int who constantly posts about poland's contribution to the video gaming culture

We hebben Iran gebombardeerd

>knowing what people talk about on /int/
You have to go back

Imagine if Italy’s NT did a 2 man striker team with 2 meter tall Luca and 1.50 Gnoto. It might be so kino it works.

>>149364699
what do you mean? why are you asking me this now? I gotta go soon so if you want a serious response tell me

>>149364930
i ve played all dark souls games used to play ds 1 for 4 years straight when i was 12-15 dont remember a single name thats how genericy animey and japanesey they were

>>149364985
he hides him in his pocket and drops him out in front of goal when they least expect it?

>>149364904
that might be it, kek
he got some laughs out of me for referencing random shit
>>149364956
I haven't been on /int/ in years brother, no idea

>>149364997
just asking. yes real answer

>>149365009
Little manlet dribbles around and tall man stand still ready to head ball in

Ragazzi, andrò a Firenze per sei mesi a febbraio. Penso che sia costoso, giusto? Restano anche Italiani là? Ho sceltato Firenze sopra Bologna e Milano. Parlo italiano (livello B1 adesso) ma non ho mai parlato con un italiano, e sono stato solo una volta in Italia (dieci anni fa').

nduur. misses clearence then steps on foot.

mutts are such a meme

>>149365009
Gravina hire this man

>>149365047
What's NimaTavRood's stance over this?

>>149365047
I woudn't go to Florence

>Right footer shoots from that position instead of left footer
El brainlets

why did la creatura veneta try that instead of a simple header?

Tuscany isn't Tuscany anymore as they say

>faster than any player on the pitch but sprints once every 30 minutes
>taller than any Italian player on the pitch but never gets in the penalty box for headers
>actually decent at dribbling but never tries it
I hate Ndour so much it's unreal, he's worse than I was at school.

>>149365053
he's only passable when he doesn't have to think. Many such cases

>>149364997
where are you going ?

>>149365047
>Penso che sia costoso, giusto? Restano anche Italiani là?
sì a entrambe

Willy GODnto carrying shitaly AS EXPECTED.

italy had way more pressure. thats gud.

post german slags for halftime

>>149365030
I don't think he's a DM so if the hierarchy thinks so we're going to have a problem, but yes he's legit

he can run a lot like Brozović, but I don't think you'll ever see him play the role Brozović played

Why is an incel the Italian C.T.

>>149365047
>Ho sceltato

>>149365270
>german slags

I NEED A NEGRU
I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A NEGRU 'TIL THE END OF THE MATCH
HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG AND HE'S GOTTA BE FAST
AND HE'S GOTTA BE TALLER THAN GNONTO

>>149365285
so is he a mkhi replacement?

>>149365285
i think his versatility is the reason for buying too. Hakan and Zielinski are injured. okay intrasting. he seeems to be more attacking compared to epicbrozo

>>149365310
needs to be bleached by BWC

the more german slags posted the more energy italian team gets.

>>149365092
Ma perché? I turisti? So che a primavera e all'estate la città e quasi piena, ma non è come Venezia, vero? E non ci sono tanto stranieri come Milano o Torino, sì?

>>149365305
Grazie, quando lascio gli studi per qualche giornate mi sbaglio tra passato prossimo e l'imperfetto.

heres a german runner

>>149365292
Bisonte poderoso in shitaly

>>149365488
very cute.

>>149365422
>his versatility
his versatility is him being a croatian and cheap and those are the agencies inter does business with

>>149365369
>>149365422
Sučić in my eyes does everything well, does it consistently and is reliable but he shouldn't be the cornerstone of any one thing in particular, he's well composed in front of goal too

>>149365573
I earn a good amount of money with posting girls and learned that people literally don't care about stuff like this at all, i used to avoid this but why bother

Kankerkroat player be like: uhhhh Peta Suck ahah

>>149365603
>I earn a good amount of money with posting girls
based Calabrian pimp

>>149365603
Didn't mean it as a slight, you do you based king. Take those piggies for all they're worth, no member of the discerning /seriea/ audience will begrudge you for that

Wtf the McKennie poster looks like THAT!?

>>149365573
wonder is she self conscious about her big hips and that means anon has a chance

>>149365536
dont forget born in bossnia

>>149365583
so a mkhi barella type

GNONTO GNONTO
GNONTO GNONTO GNONTO
SE LA CURVA TE LO CHIEDE
FORZA TORNA NEL CONGO

Big hip's

There are people in Germany wondering why no Bundesliga club wanted Tresoldi

>>149365624
>>149365651
love you guys, follow my new xitter btw, the old one got banned. i try to annoy Adamo Luciano from time to time

would genuinely like to see Darfur coached by a Gasperini or a Conte.

lorenzo pirola will commit a penalty get sent off and there go the 20m from roma or juventus

>>149365803
very likely yes

Merdewinter poster vs Lorenzo Pirola internetcafeposting

I simply cannot believe he (Adamo) is a real person that's really like this

>>149365874
Trap Romeo Agresti is wouldable ngl

not only does he miss a 1 vs 1 he was even offside to begin with ffs

>>149365918
t. Jim Sterling

RENAULT RENAULT RENAULT

german slags come through :)

I thought you were shitposting about Pachuca, turns out U21 is playing

I rate Koleosho

>>149365827
internet cafes are the main hubs of mercato news i just learned , by clicking a link with my computer, from credible news site athletico gr, whose administration being of from the company that funnels public money to panathinaikos fc is purely coincidental, that fiorentina fc are interested in leicester fc legend tete

https://www.athletiko.gr/o-panathinaikos-erixe-porta-sti-fiorentina-gia-tete-alla-oi-viola-tha-epanelthoyn-14397

took a shower and missed gole

i tal ia
i tal ia
i tal ia

Rally darfur

The entire u21 tournament is awful

"no way to prevent this sort of goals"

says national team from the only league where this sort of goal is constantly being conceded

Zanotti my child, I like you, but Jesus Christ complete at least a successful pass

21 is objectively a worse number than 23

>>149366141
Thoughts on the number "5"?

>>149366167
No such thing as a "5". I think numbers stopped as soon as "1" was invented, we instantly ruled to go back to "0"

If we played Bianco in place of Ndour and literally anyone in place of Gnonto we'd be unstoppable

>>149366141
Hell no

french comentator almost cooming from germonies chance

I respect Woltemessi, hope he isn't stupid enough to move this summer

Sebastiano Despacito

are you even allowed to wear the 10 if you're 2 metres tall?

The giant hits again, how the fuck do you even beat this dude in the air

>trash talk and mind games in every corner
>concede clear cut chances from each one of those and eventually a goal

why are shitalians like this havent they watched sports movies before? like mighty ducks with emilio estevez

reeeeeeeeeeee

shit defending there imo too

SIGN HIM GRIMOLLI

>>149366287
by dropping the foolish notions that someone shorter than 1.88 can play CB

Casadei IN
>>149366284
If you're this good on the ball yes

>>149366308
the algo does not rate him

>>149366284
You now remember (probably not) Boulahrouz wearing #9 despite being a CB

Cambiaso is the best wing back in the world, there is no one as great on both feet as he inverting, playmaking joining the midfield or overlapping to cross.

Great strike by Yildiz, playing more centrally where he's dangerous instead of sitting on a wing.

please take Gnonto off if >we want to have a tiny chance of winning, please

>>149366381
Lowkey, I'm starting to like Kelly.. he is the only left-footed defender we have, and he is being decent so far. His only sin is to be the replacement of Huijsen

>>149366398
I've seen a photo of him with his son and the latter wears his shirt with the name "Casius" on it

nice freekick ref.

>>149366381
>the wiper of wydad

what does gnontolo do?

>>149366514
Teleport

>>149366514
increases the Italian xR where R stands for racism

gud defending there

>>149366514
more than Fabbian el goblino de los venetos

ΟΗ ΝΟΝΝΟΟΝΟΝΟΝΟΝΟΝ

>>149366514
(You)

lmao what?

fukken negru. absolutely useless player.

>>149366514
sells roses on the subway

Sisch dä Willy Gnonto
Dä little negro stronzo us Italie

i mean its an u21 cup that's bit hyperbolic of a reaction

ship that lil nigga to mine in nigeria

I almost feel bad for him, dude seemingly tries hard as fuck but he just isn't that good if we're honest, why in the fuck does he get all that time on the pitch

I want to lynch him with my own hands, it's all the Fennel's fault for giving him a career btw.

>>149366649
you know why

>>149366649
He's a youth product of Mancini's harem

WHY WAS BALDANZI ON THE BENCH WHILE THIS STUPID FUCKING BONOBO GOT HIMSELF SENT OFF?

its so fukken ogre. playing with one less if there is overtime.

MIBOMBO

This is what a real coach looks like..

Always close to the players. Bravo Mister.

>>149366680
i bet he is still injured

Rosenfelder will have Riccardi tier hair in a year

>>149366680
the next white boy summer is not scheduled for this year

>>149366680
where was basedanzis gf?

LURIDO NEGRO DI MERDA

fraaatelliiii
della shitaliaaaa
delle pallee
dei negruuu
vi siete cinti la testaaa

grim

nice finish.

tourney ruined by black midge

This tall kraut is genuinely insane

che cuore zanotti, rip brescia

The amount of people that just went >gnontolo proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this general.

All of these people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" /seriea/.

LITUANO FIGLIO DI PUTTANA

HE IS GOING TO THE DRESSING ROOM TO PUNCH GNONTO

>>149366837
See you in the next thread

fuck is this ref doing?

they should just walk out of the pitch

>>149366837
Opinions on season 4 of yugi-oh?

These guys just aren't that good, barely midtable for the better ones and Serie B for the others, at best a couple of guys with good potential.

>>149366837
is this Italo #9 or #13

>>149366837
i think i I made a very worthwhile and original contribution to the threads general wisecracking animus

italy scoring now would be kino

2-2 PIROLA WITH A HEADER

if there's a God both Mancini and Gnonto won't die of old age

HOWEVER

gooooooolllll

TERRONEBULLS UNITE

Absolute kino

man what a hit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOW ITS THE WHITE GUY WHO LEFT HIS TEAM WITH 9 PLAYERS WHO IS THE RETARD INSTEAD OF GNONTO HAHAHAHAHA


SERIE ASS KWAB OF THE SEASON EXPOSED BEYOND ANY REDEMPTION

Zanotti porco dio >we could have won this

I would cum like a champagne bottle if we won this now

i tal ia
i tal ia
i tal ia

fucking lel

number 10 is a giant

Now catenaccio time, if anyone else wants a red then remember that it must come from Paletting the tall junkie

need 30m of hardcore catenaccio
simple as

don't let the tremendous goal distract you from the fact that his full name is
>Giuseppe Ambrosino Di Bruttopilo

I really got to take a shit though

https://www.ilmattino.it/en/match_abandoned_amid_fan_unrest-8913748.html

>A bad ending for the Serie B playout with Salernitana-Sampdoria, which was suspended by referee Doveri after the throwing of objects onto the field by Salernitana fans at the Arechi Stadium, with Sampdoria leading 2-0, following their 2-0 victory in the first leg. At the 65th minute, the first suspension occurred, with the referee leading the teams back to the locker rooms after ten minutes. An attempt was made to resume the match, but further throwing of firecrackers and objects led to the final suspension of the game, with Salernitana set to lose by default after their first-leg defeat, resulting in their relegation to Lega Pro, while Sampdoria remains in Serie B next year. The result will not be ratified, but with the 0-3 default loss for Salernitana, the relegation of the Campania team to Serie C will be confirmed, and the Dorians' stay in Serie B will be secured.

LOL

I bet that kid Reitz was named in honor of that Italian sexpest Rocco something

If it was in Japan it'd be called Akechi Stadium

>Kayode in
Fuck it, I believe (this was posted before Woltemade's hattie)

>>149367134
should have actually invaded the pitch and assaulted everyone for the theft they conjured up

would zanotti miss the rest of the tournament if the miracolo happened?

Casadei looks like Jason Voorhees without the mask
same physique too

>>149367268
Yeah, only a 1 game suspenny

>>149367268
semi against France, Koleflosho too

>>149367134
>Salernitana players hospitalised with the trots when playing away
>nothing happens
>Salernitana fans dare chimp out
>"er mah gerd, cancel the game immediately!!! 0-3 at small table!!!"
Gravina will lead Italian football into a ditch for good

no lungs anymore

maybe I'm that delusional, but I can't help but think some of these midfielders would actually become good if they got to play for good managers, not great, but serie a tier at least.

noo you cant waste freekicks. thats the only chance italy has now

Why do you poorfags seethe ho hard at gnonto? The main purpose of these nonce matches is to find players that are worth developing for the senior teams or senior NTs, gnonto is one of the only ones that currently has any potential to consistently play in a senior team. He even played in the englishbvll league

prati and coppola i didint like. not gud enough

>>149367439
I mean, in every single youth tournament they can clearly compete with their peers from other european countries who go on to become decent players, so it's clearly like that

>>149367439
The main problem of Italian footie is that it genuinely doesn't develop the players, don't think you're wrong

Imagine if Nunziata hadn't become a retard as soon as he stepped up to the u21 like every other successful youth manager before him and subbed off the world's tiniest black hole in time.

gud save

>>149367439
Best deal on the table is consecutive loans to FeralpiSalò, Empoli and Juve Stabia

There's literally 0 chance italy doesn't win this.

Desplanches is so good man

NOT A SINGLE EFFORT ON GOAL FROM INSIDE THE BOX the absolute state of germania!!1

>Wanner still on the bench
this is going to penalties

>>149367439
I'd be surprised if Casadei wouldn't become an above average player actually

>>149367537
Casadei is unironically too dumb to ever be anything more than a top Serie B or low Serie A player

>>149367511
t.

Diego Ngoppola

>if inda draws river plate 2-2 or above, they both advance leaving Monterrey out
hmmmmm

>>149367537
thinking more about Prati and Fazzini, Casadei is a white Ndour, always missing the last cent to make one euro.

>>149367554
I somewhat agree but the talent is there

>>149367631
Being clever is part of talent as well, just like the ability to stay fit etc.

>>149367621
at least casadei scores goals, ndour does nothing

i tal ia
i tal ia
i tal ia

>>149367638
Oh absolutely, you can be stupid and have a good career though. You need a coach who finds the right role for you, I can see him becoming alright as a pure box to box player in a midfield three

>rush back to PC
>forget the comedy gold I was about to post

>>149367621
prati seems like a cristante. been useless in attacking with the ball and he is often on the ball there

desplanches come back to milan, come back home

melanin level in germany's nt is too high to let this slip

>>149367690
he doesn't even play consistently for palermo

>>149367716
don't worry, with Cardioanale at the wheel that's going to be bbilan's rank in the future

There’s literally no chance the Tedescus don’t score here. Too much pasta fazol for these wops, they can barely run.

GERMANY COUNTER ATTACKS AGAINST 9 MAN ITALY WITH JUST 2 PLAYERS......all of these german talents have 100+ appearances in the blundershitga

>>149367751
Woltemade (and Wanner, who is rotting on the bench) are the only somewhat talented players in that team

>this dude thinking they'll get more presents
0 iq

>>149367751
>.all of these german talents have 100+ appearances in the blundershitga
Wow crazy, that's the equivalent of about tree fiddy appearances in the Serie B playoffs

era would have been a joke.

>>149367780
i was still in grade school watching knauff play for dortmund

New bread?

>>149367537
Well here he is

what a squadrone this 4-4-0 is

>Wanner IN
took Di Salvo 115 minutes lmao

>>149367784
you never know with a butthurt belter as a ref
it seems that the lifelong dream of Lithuanians, as well as Latvians, is to become German tax payers

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH ITALIAN GOALKEEPING

cringe

>Desplanches
at least he can always be a model

oof. the drawing was gud. gnonto killed the game for italy.


gnonto out of nt pls

>>149367808
Waiting for the match to end

Yeah that was obvious. Clear who is to blame for this defeat; Gnonto, Kayode and Ndour in that order. I voted for them to be gone.

SBORROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149367886
What the fuck did Kayode do lmfao

>>149367886
it was zanotti and the goalkeeper

i would ask for 3 more reds. just murder their stars

GNONTO IS A SUPERIOR PLAYER JUST BECAUSE HE DECIDED TO FUCK OFF FROM THIS NONCE MICKEY MOUSE SHIT AND ACTUALLY FOCUS ON SENIOR MATCHES, OTHER SHITALIAN PLAYERS SHOULD THANK HIM

casadei did some shit defending on the shot. just jumped and blocked view and not shot.

>>149367886
>I voted for them to be gone.
But then Mayulu sealed the ballot boxes and Scotland ultimately did not gain independence

germs flopping on every single touch, lmao dirty rats

I would shatter this ref's knee into 150 pieces, make sure he can never ref again.

EDGING RN TO FINISH ON THE GABBOMAN SHORT ABOUT THIS MATCH WHERE HE AND THE GOOD FABIUS WILL SAY SOME POORFAG SHIT LIKE "CI HANNO MESSO L'ANIMA STI GGGGIOCATORI, LA PRIMA SQUADRA DOVREBBE IMPARARE DA LORO, GRAZIE RAGAZZI"

>>149367987
Not gonna lie, I'd rate Ndour if he did what he clearly wants to do

>>149368014
nunziata having to manhandle ndour was fun ngl

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No way that cunt Mbi is 21, no fucking way

IGOR JESUS: THE GOAT