heemvious: >>149346812

news:
>Jon Jones retired
Enjoy retirement, legend.

sissy blk boy scared of the BWC

Jon Jones won

Press F to pay respect to the greatest martial artist in the history of mankind

Tiny weenie Joe Pyfer will go die for Israel and daddy shabbo goy drumpf I fear

>>149350105
F

>>149350088
could have saved his legacy if he just retired. this is so bad

>>149350105
is this tony ferguson?

Guess janny made this thread

>>149350105
F. big ups to the greatest talent this sport has ever seen (i’m speaking of ciryl gane)

bum UFC hype can
you bought the marketing bullshit lol
zero heems in his entire career

>>149350105
But that's not Gane?

We won.

So who should Tom fight now?

>>149350105
F

A Campaign of Conquest.

>>149350159
wow did he release this after ngubu ran over a poor girl?

tom shouldnt have done this
jon had genetic slavery flashbacks
always appear weak when you are strong

>>149350159
Say what you want about Gane but at least he didn't kill a child with his motorcycle

>>149350159
>>149350177
the gane memes are neither interesting or funny
they should cease to continue

>promoted to undisputed
this will mentally flush tom, see what happened to whittaker

>>149350203
tom already has more defenses than rob

>>149350203
It's going to be so funny when Tom loses his first defense as champion

>>149350197
>I-It's not f-funny
cried out the Asspisstranny nuthugger

>>149350105
F

30-0

GOAT

An Evening of Elegance.

OHHHHH THE UNITED STATES JUST GIGA HEEMED IRAN!!

dana sounds so depressed

Jon Jones is the goat, yeah sure he stuck his fingers out from time to time and yeah he was caught juicing up but he's still the baddest man on the planet

>>149350105
F

>>149350227
i could care less about this overbite having faggot
ngannou knocks them all out anyways
ufc is utteraly cooked as it is

tom is kind of a retard huh...

OHHHHHH IRAN IS HURT BADLY!!

>>149350251
IRAN'LL DO FUCKIN NOTHING

>>149350273
Three marines?!?!

I fear Iran will win the majority decision with a late flurry of terorrist attacks. Does shabbo zion don has the gas to last five rounds? We will see

>>149350310
browns can hope but it's just cope from a dope!

>>149350105
definitely the most overrated "athlete" in the history of combat sport, maybe of ANY sport. truly incredible.

Its over Tom.

>>149350334
miggers need to start checking strikes to US bases DC that leg is starting to swell

>>149350354
It never began

After that Baku show I think Pereira's win against Hill definitely doesn't feel impressive at all, guy looks like a fucking bum. But the stock of his win against Rountree went up.

>>149350310
shut up you fucking half nigger
i dont care
go get murdered outside you fucking manlet

>>149350071 (OP)
Steroid junkie lost to Reyes, Aspinall would send him back to Africa in a coffin

>>149350407
woooooo that migger just got rocked he's almost out Bisping

>>149350371
sad little brown boy you're getting all your people back

>>149350300
They're built into the hull of the ship permanently

Sexo

Just how bad is Curtis Blaydes

>>149350071 (OP)

>>149350236
why did he do it bros

>>149350480
just bad enough to batter asspissnall I reckon

>>149350105
S, could have reached GSP levels of goat but doesnt know how to act

>>149350480
He's a top 5 heavyweight (really bad)

>>149350487
it was nice of alex to visit jon in the hopsital

>>149350203
>First defense against Ciryl
>Loses
I genuinely believe Tom beats Gane anyway he wants but the irony of him immediately losing is too funny to not happen.

Tom is the paperweight champion

its over

>>149350543
Imagine it's some bullshit injury again

>>149350556
zion don bros? he said no more wars...

>>149350556
but she laughed too much?

>retired 1 year ago but decided to waste asspisstranny's prime anyways
Kek watch him lose badly to gayne in his next fight thus securing Jones GOAT status

>>149350556
israel my greatest ally

>>149350625
many are saying this

>>149350625
only way jones saves face is to join the fight against russia iran and china

>>149350603
two more weeks

>aspinall? yeah, nah you couldnt pay me to fight that bum

The shartu is seething

Dana White asked why Myktybek Orolbai didn’t get a bonus for his first-round submission win at #UFCBaku.

“The kid that missed weight by 10 pounds? He came over to me and said he’s going to be a world champion one day. I told him he better figure out his weight first.”


Caveman bros..

Iran with the head mewlment

https://youtu.be/JaM3nhE3bvo

>>149350715
I'm afraid the counter may wooble miggers Laura they need to keep their hands up

>>149350730
fuck ariel helwani

>>149350713
imagine boying this catchweight merchent. thats 2 in a row. doesnt even have the decency to miss weight so his opponent can get 30% of his purse

>>149350713
Has there even been a reason given for the weight miss?

Ariel is rubbing his hands right now after Zion Don first round perfomance.

>>149350715
Trump must have really missed taste of John Bolton's cock.

>>149350715
bappa this is a replay of syrian airfields they call ahead to let them know to evacuate we aren't going to war and iran will make a peace deal cap this

>>149350105

>turns you into a crying bitch for 12 months while you fight nobody
>makes you beg
>goes to thailand for some prime boipuccy
>denies you a title fight worth millions
>denies you access to his undefeated greatest of all time record which would have given you huge status and huge paydays
>hands you the hw title on the way out
>you earn zero dollars becoming undisputed hw champ*
>you now have to fight curtis blaydes in a trilogy fight or cyril gane if he isnt playing vidya that weekend for peanuts
>you are now champion* of the weakest division in the ufc
top kek

There's only one GOAT and he's back

>>149350791
based

That will be 89.99 plus tax and tip

All grown up

War is every heemer’s dream. If you’re a true heemer, you’ll sign up to heem Iran today.

Iran is hurt badly and theyre getting no support, the Israeli air force is flying over Iran totally unimpeded and Mossad took out all their missile sites!

>>149350849
Too old, die for me zoomers.

>>149350791
Jon won

>>149350832
Did he lay out the script for shabbo goy drumpf in ufc vip room? What's Ari's master plan?

>>149350748
Blud is still salty he picked a Rizin bum

United States heemed Iran back to the stone age, we are moving 3 air craft carrier armada directly around them. Its all over for them!!

THREE
H
R
E
E

AIRCRAFT CARRIER ARMADA

>>149350879
He's putting the belt on Israel at Summerslam

>>149350791
shades of mcgregor chandler

shut the fuck up sneed

>>149350938
Why dont you come down to the Florida Alabama line and try saying that shit to my face fucker?

Keep talking Sneed

>>149350959
your face fucker? what’s his name?

>>149350832
i have never paid for a poofc ppv

We put respect on the name of Sneed around here boy

>>149350987
Airstrike has been authorized

>>149350985
formerly chuck

we did it me son
>squish squish

kwabin lee

>>149350985
We dont sign our posts here.

>>149350105
S
legacy tarnished for spending a year ducking tom

Is pakibong still okay? I mean obviously not mentally but physically?

>>149351023
he was winning until this happened, rewatch the fight

destruction by decision. that is what we witnessed in the main event of UFC: Baku

3 of the top 4 pound for pound are beltless nobodies. this sport is on the ropes

>Beats 2 guys both coming off a loss in the heavyweight division
KEK

>>149351057
I'm afraid xer botched sex-change operation has left xer permanently wheelchair-bound and dependent on anti-sepsis meds. Pray for xer

>>149351023
the dude wipes curse strikes again

>>149351075
the other eight decisions probably helped with that effect as well

>>149351075
It was a good fight. Seeing Hill get dropped a bunch of times in a round was much necessary comical relief

The Real Reason Jon Jones Retired.

i’m still sweet dreams nation

trump is going for it
guess what comes next, inside job and travel ban on africa and the middle east
draconian dictates and ultimately martial law followed by suspension of midterm elections

the official announcement

https://x.com/JonnyBones/status/1936597970947834353

>>149351186
brock's got a pink cock

>>149351219
tomazs owns this monkey

>>149351219
>—

LMAO SOMEONE SAID HE WAS GOING TO USE CHAT GPT AND HE DID HAHAHAHAHAAHAH

>>149351219
One legend falls, another rises...

>could have just fought Tom, most likely lost the belt and be seen as a GOAT contender until the end of time because even guys like GSP, DJ and Silva lost legit numerous times
>decided to duck for a year, have various twitter melties in that time and come across like a completely shook bitch thereby retiring as a scared faggot afraid to get KO'd by Big Tom the Aspie
Okay be real with me fellas, is this just classic nog lack of foresight/abstract thinking or is he shoot 4D chessing

>>149350071 (OP)
You know kind of a shame, is him getting all fat and shit and then just retiring. Now you are fat. Should have just stayed skinny and retired and looked good.

>>149351274
the sand mandala of life

>>149351186
hmmmm i bet big zest fantasized about brock alot

>>149351280
>>149350791

>>149351295
he’s blasting gear as we speak

the highlight of tom aspinalls career will be getting a kid to leg kick eddie hall and runner up highlight will be staring at blaydes BBC with a broken leg

You people have continuously maligned Jon for 10+ years. No gratitude or appreciation from any of you. Jon Jones doesn’t owe you faggots anything.

>>149351362
the highlight of your life will be the suicide nobody will notice for months

I change the whole occasion to a pine box, six-under
Impulsive, don't ask why or wonder
Orders given to me is
Strike and I'm thunder with lightning fast reflexes
On constant alert from the constant hurt
That seems limitless with no dropping pressure
Seems like everybody's out to test ya
'Til they see you brake
You can't conceal the hate that consumes you
I'm the reason why you fill up your Isuzu
Chill with your old lady at the tilt
I got a ninety-day extension
And I'm filled with guilt
From things that I seen
Your water's from a bottle
Mine's from a canteen
At night I hear the shots ring
So I'm a light sleeper
The cost of life
It seems to get cheaper
Out in the desert
With my street sweeper
"The war is over"
So said the speaker
With the flight suit on
Maybe to him I'm just a pawn
So he can advance
Remember when I used to dance
Man, all I wanna do is dance

>>149351396
my monitor is off

What’s with the contrarians dick slurping JJ, it’s so lame dude

>>149350105
>Tied with Gustafson
>B-b-but
He was In roids
>Emelianenko and Anderson Silva exist

Still one of the goats

>>149351396
>tf
we dont all get to go out yelling allah akhbar b

>>149351418
I'll defend the Boogie Woman til the day I die

>>149351280
Maybe he figured that his legacy was already in shambles since everyone knows he lost to Reyes and Gustafson so he just didn’t want to get ko’ed by Tom. He seems to dislike Tom as a person too so he did all of this shit to spite him

>>149351418
/heem/ has always supported Jon Jones. Only mma chudru newfags disagree.

>>149351455
Factual post.

jon saw that the gane rematch was inevitable and got the fuck out of dodge. maybe he’s smarter than we thought

https://youtu.be/hBie-xdbLeM?si=fVxlVs2Z8mmfe8ZL

Jon is retiring to Cameroon to run over local children with Francis

What's the over/under on Jon Jones murder/suicide?

>>149351455
He’s a zesty buck, that doesn’t make sense or is it cause he makes cazzies seethe

In my backpack I got my act right
If you act quite difficult

>>149351515

>>149351530
depends, what does suicide by cop fall under

On Monday, when the UFC website is updated, there will be ZERO black champs.
N I C E
I
C
E

We must lead them.

>>149350791
you can see the seethe behind this expression
jones is fake, he was always insecure and amd about something

We must sneed them

They do not have a chance.

>>149351590
I think you meant to say 0 american champions.

We are following them.

>>149351573
Personally I'd count it but the world wouldn't, Floyd 2.0 would be a chance of kicking off.

They dont have a chance.

>>149351664
You were saying?

We will devour them.

We cannot follow them.

>>149351590
HH BROTHER

>>149351219
aint reading this gay shit lmao

You guys don't get it Jon Jones was a MARAUDER he beat a lot of fat middleweights that only did well in PRIDE ruleset omg truly the GOAT

The pinnacle of MMA

>>149351690
thirdies will look at this image and say that merab isn’t american

>>149351695
basef

>>149350273
they literally did this to destroy evidence

Okay but Jones didn't get hit even a single time by Gane so good luck doing better Tommy boy.

>>149351766
thirdie is a german homo term
please stop saying it

Americabros it's over, we're gonna get blown up in our sleep and our clitty cages will DEFINITELY rocket off

If Gane lands even one single strike OR survives for 5 minutes then he will have secured Jon Jones legacy over him, and Aspinal as better than this whole generation of heavyweights too. Echelons.

Ayo americucks have fun dying for your jewish overlords while jamarcus and jamal creampie your wife/gf back home PFFFTTT OH NO NO NO

stress posting I see

>>149351857
We must lead them.

>obsessed

thridies getting real uppity I lament

>>149350105

>>149351925
he’s doing the trump dance!

A short time ago, it was announced that Jon Jones has retired from MMA as a sport. This comes as negotiations over development of his next fight have all but ceased. This is a long time coming, something Dana White, Hunter Campbell, Sean Shelby and many others have dedicated a lot of time to. Most of all, I would like to thank Ari Emmanuel. This must be said: This could not continue. We cannot have a division held up with a champion and interim unable to sign for a date. This had to be done for parity, for justice and for the future of the sport. I just want to close with thank you, God bless the UFC and God bless America's own Merab Dvalishvili. Thank you.

Oh no United States comes with the BIG ground and pound, its all over for Iran!

One and done son, youre out of there fucko

>>149351857
They do be like that tho

>>149351943
nigga you’re more likely to die getting stabbed for your sandals than anyone here dying for israel sybau

Tom Aspinall just went from the biggest new HW star to Bum King of the Cans. Sad!

Dustbinned

>>149351857
Brother you're better than this.

>Jon Jones
Stipe Miocic
Ciryl Gane
Dominick Reyes
Thiago Santos
Anthony Smiff
Alexander Gustafsson x2
Daniel Cormier x2
Ovince StPreux
Glover Texeira
Chael Sonnen
Vitor Belfort
Rashad Evans
Lyoto Machida
Rampage Jackson
Shogun Rua
Ryan Bader
Vladimir Matyushenko
Brandon Vera
Matt Hamill* (he won deal with it)
Jake Obrien
Stephen Bonnar
Andre Gusmao

undisputed LHW champion
undisputed HW champion

youngest HW champion
multiple ESPN, Sherdog, Worldmma, ESPY, Yahoo. mmajunkie, FIGHT!Magazine fighter of the year awards
5 Fight of the night bonuses
10 performance of the night bonuses
12 title defences
GOAT

>>149351943
Did I post this

Serious question how many bombs did trump authorize strike shitran? All of them? Dear oh dear...this is not good for them I fear, sadly :(

having a small dick is the best base for mma

>>149351979
Joe Pyfer is a testament to that

>>149351968
Hey buddy can you stop impersonating me please?

>Tom Aspinall
Cutis Blaydes
Sergei Pavlovich
Marcin Tybura
Alexander Volkov
Serghei Spivac
Andrei Arlovski
Alan Baudot
Jake Collier

interim HW champion
1 title defense
lost to Curtis Blaydes and Lukasz Parobiec
cries a lot

>I shot ICMB's at Israel now America removed my entire state to rubble :( Im a victim

Don't care. Didn't ask.

Let's just bomb all the third world countries

Pakitranny really needs to wake up from her beauty slumber to put AGP madame sneed in her place

>>149352062
I was just telling my hairdresser exactly this earlier

>>149352062
While you are at it please hit Toronto and Vancouver.

>>149352062
*implodes*
*has 0 champions*

>>149352072
Don't go rouge Brazil or Ill post the semen imports statistics again, you know the ones

>>149351979
mags holloway is proof of thise

>>149352062
Start with india please

Heem events are now high value targets

>>149352109
You're just gonna post a picture of your fridge with your BBC cum gallons that you chug on madame

Great show.

>>149352111
his wife is hot, clearly just a grower

>>149352131
Missed opportunity with today's card

>>149351914
Turn on your monitor

dude jamahal hill could have been exploded by an errant bombing. that would have been a dark day for our nation

FACT: when the UFC rankings are updated Merab Dvalishvili will be the number 1 PFP fighter on earth

Pakijanny finally killed himself after I heemed him to death I fear, coincidentally

Why was Daner at the Baku event? Why didn't he send his stand in?

>>149352062
there's probably a million Iranian extremists already here getting free healthcare tbqh

>>149352062
pretty much whats going to happen, israel will likely be destroyed as well if WWIII breaks out in full
the jews will escape to ukraine and become the new israel

>>149352216
They're victims :(

>>149352158
trump should get rid of him and reinstate dana to make all the decision for ufc

The Gane Era has Commenced

>>149352232
The Neo-Gane Epoch

>>149352215
He knew about the missiles

>>149352220
Talmbout Neoisrael? Emperor Trump has decided to align our interests with the christ deniers I lament. Nevertheless...

Jon Jones has vacated the belt to enlist in the armed forces.

>>149352231
>implying shabbo goy drumpf would make a move against his handlers
Ari is in full control.

feel like a year of cheeseburgers and boxing and I could be a ranked ufc heavyweight

>>149352232
Factual post

>>149352215
he's required to attend the sports wash events

>>149352232
many are saying this

>Jon Jones faces a new criminal charge in New Mexico for leaving the scene of an accident

LOL

>>149350105
>ducking queen
>roid abuser
>scummy fighting style
S

>>149352248
Zion Don will never go against an Israeli

Kody Steele
Bogdan Grad
Steven Nguyen
Trevor Peek

>>149352285
Jonsisters...

Nevertheless I suppose now we must exterminate the extremist terrorist forces with a pre-emptive mass aerial bombardment campaign utilizing 3 full size air craft carrier warship fleets fleets. But you know, they really shouldn't have shot those missiles at Israel come on right?

>>149352287
Um sweatie he beat fat old middleweights that only did well in pride fc that makes him the goat END OF STORY
>>149352300
yassss queen the goat is faggotsexual representation slay!!!!!

>>149352285
kek that's my GOAT

Sorry Im stoned

>>149352285
fake tweet generator, not falling for your tricks

Khabib must be seething.

>>149352317
Still seething that your project got exposed by Fizzy?

>>149352285
>its real

the next mexican I see I'm going to assume is Iranian and heem them

>>149352341
Are you sure about that?

https://www.abqjournal.com/sports/article_2bd78914-e533-4711-b153-0169eb9a3500.html

you are all talk

>>149352343
You must be thinking of another chilean agp tranny because I have no clue what the porra you're talking about

>>149352356
First you must heem your diabetes and see your toes

Konichiwa dude!

>its out

there are zero iranian fighters in the ufc, a nation of cans

>>149352375
uh oh!

>>149352389
>Thanking God after UFC, Dana, Hunter, and Lorenzo
He's going to Hell

>>149348458
lmao

>>149350071 (OP)
Fuck Dana

>>149352431
OHHHHH!!

>>149352427
Do you have the one in which the white character is shown hitting an asian ninja or some shit and in the very next panel fucking and asian girl, with both characters sharing a "moan" speech bubble?

>>149352444
There's an emdash in there, that alone should make it obvious.

>>149352444
kek

>>149352387
it has to be on purpose

Death To America

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j19zAitmXZY&ab_channel=UnitedWorldWrestling

>>149352444
the fucking state of this lad. this is genuinely sad/concerning.

Wonk nose mongeral

JON JONES INVOLVED IN ANOTHER CAR ACCIDENT, WANTED FOR FLEEING THE SCENE
https://x.com/DamonMartin/status/1936606012154212699

>>149352509
go back

To all my fans, teammates, coaches, and everyone who’s supported me throughout my journey —

Today, I’m announcing my retirement from mixed martial arts.

This wasn’t an easy decision — fighting has been a huge part of my life for as long as I can remember. From the wrestling mats in Oregon to the biggest stages of the UFC, I’ve chased this dream with everything I had. Every win, every loss, every camp, and every challenge helped shape me — not just as a fighter, but as a man.

I’m incredibly proud of what I accomplished in this sport. I shared the cage with some of the best in the world and always showed up ready to fight with heart, grit, and no excuses. That’s something I’ll carry with me forever.

To the UFC, thank you for the platform and the opportunity to do what I love. To my coaches, training partners, and teammates — you’ve been family to me. And to the fans — thank you for every cheer, message, and moment of support. You kept me going more than you know.

While I’m stepping away from competition, I’m not stepping away from the sport. I’ll still be in the gym, still helping others chase their dreams, and still passionate about the fight game.

Thank you for being a part of this ride with me. I’m walking away with my head high, my heart full, and nothing left to prove.

— Ricky Simón

Topuria must fully denounce his 3 nationalities and swear loyalty to the USA like merab devilishwilly.

Andrew stop fucking spamming the thread

>>149352550
Or what? What are you gonna do about it fella?

>>149352355
I do exactly that and I've never been murdered by the japanese guy behind the counter.

Jon Jones has a new criminal charge for fleeing the scene of an accident

>>149352538
AOC was BUILT literally HAND-CRAFTED for my 4.7 inch pecker

You'll do fucking nothing, none of you will do fucking nothing.

How long til his next arrest?

so he retired because he's getting arrested not because of asspainal

>>149352285
>>149352351
based, get fucked nerds the GOAT went out like a real one

>>149352603
>>149352594

I'm pissin in your lake bitch

Jon Jones will be arrested for suicide after Gane is done with him

>>149352620
Don't do that its bad for the fish probably

Gonna be hilarious when Jon unretires in two years to reclaim his belt from Gane.

In my garden Ive got lots of okra, beans, cucumbers, peppers, tomatoes, squash, cantelope, watermelons, and sunflowers. Caught 5 bluegill around 6+ inches around each.

>>149350071 (OP)
Hey pussy, you still there?

By Gane's decree Jon Jones has been forced to relinquish his fraudulent title

>>149352285

>>149350088
>dick obsessed dumbass thinks aspinall would beat jones
keep fantasizing

Anybody want a cantelope or some sunflower seeds innet?

just pissed over a bunch of okra, beans, cucumbers, peppers, tomatoes, squash, cantelope, watermelons, and sunflowers. Filled up 5 bluegill around 6+ liters of piss each.

>>149352659
Got any friends?

What the fuck this stuff all tastes like piss

wtf is a cantelope

>>149352733
Its a muskmelon bubba try to keep up

Tom cried for a whole year to no avail and Gane only had to make a single phone call. Different Echelons

>poosman and meng
why did this get so much buys again?

>>149352799
Meng was on top of the world. Also the buy numbers are fake

The criminal complaint stated an Albuquerque Police Officer was investigating a traffic crash near San Mateo and Lomas when she came across a woman in the front passenger seat of one of the cars "exhibiting signs of significant intoxication and lacking clothing from the waste down."

The woman reportedly said Jones was the driver, but fled the scene on foot. She then called Jones, the complaint stated, and a police service aide spoke to the man on the other end of the call believed to be Jones. He "appeared to be heavily intoxicated and made statements implying his capacity to employ lethal force through third parties" to the PSA, the court record stated.

The PSA requested backup after what was believed to be a threat, when a police officer then talked to Jones and said similar "allusions to violence" were made.

The man on the phone never answered direct questions about whether he was Jones, the complaint stated.

>>149352444
is it too late to boy jones

>>149352799
there was nothing else on that was during covid times

>>149350105
F

Bones got me into mma. First PPV I saw I was 12, jones vs vitor when he almost got his arm broken and fought through it

>>149352799
>meng was a drawl
rough times

>>149352799
Masvidal parlayed the meme askren knee and a meme bmf fight into multiple main events

>>149352783
5D Chess Jones knowing Tom's year of waiting and cleaning poop out of his shoes would washmaxx him! AAAAAAND NEEEW, UFC UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIOOOON

CIIIIRYLLLL GAAAAAAANE

>>149352982
Gane will forever duck Aspinall

Jon Jones walked out of the door
He took the road home
He drove away in his expensive car
He left the octagon for good
And with him goes whatever legacy he had left

>>149352814
They were real back before the ESPN deal

>>149353043
Yeah but that's post ESPN deal. Even then they were probably real pre covid, or at least realer than the covid numbers

Nobody would’ve been saying anything about his legacy if he retired right after the Stipe fight, and nothing has actually changed about his career since then
Be fair and respect the GOAT

Jones retired as champion avoiding a hard fight, generated a chat GPT retirement post for twitter, and is now a wanted man after getting in to another car crash, fleeing the scene, and threatening to kill police officers
This is in many ways, the most jon jones way he could exit the sport

I'll always remember Jon for being the first fighter to get gunned down by the police the day after his retirement.

>>149353094
Luke Thomas already debunked that

>>149353094
I hope he kicks DC's ass one more time before the cops get him

>>149353079
They would have, since Aspinall was already interim before the stipe fight. The stipe fight is also largely meaningless, he fought a 50 year old man who hadn't fought in 4 years

Jon heemed his legacy with this one. It was already on life support but now it’s dead. Failed drug tests, losing the fights to Reyes and Santos, ducking Francis and Tom. Dude had legitimate goat level talent but skated by quite a few times where he should have or would have lost

>>149353118
we don't listen to denounced and attainted war criminals here

War Crime Fanatic Luke Thomas

are the bumfights movies worth watching

>>149353118
FACT CHECK: FALSE
Luke has corroborated the claims that Jones has new criminal charges

former ufc champion and disgraced homosexual jon jones

Jon will NOT face any repercussions for his latest crime spree
Jon WILL wait out the HW division until Gane is champ again and return for an easy win becoming the x2 UFC HW champion
You WILL seethe

did jon send his dog to the rainbow bridge to troll shield? this is really shameless

>>149353285
graciebros..

>misdemeanor
we don't actually punish those in this country, especially with black people
bro could get thirty misdemeanors in a row and never face real consequences
no one should be talking about this, they should be talking about him ducking tom aspinall because he knows his bussy would be blown out nasheed style

>Court records obtained by MMA Fighting show Jones was charged on June 17 for leaving the scene of an accident (no great bodily harm or death) — a misdemeanor — but the date of the alleged incident is actually listed as Feb. 24. There’s no word why it took months for formal charges to be filed, but Jones is due back in court for a bond arraignment on June 24
> The Albuquerque Journal first reported that the charges stem from a car accident where a woman was found in the front passenger seat of one of the vehicles involved and she was “exhibiting signs of significant intoxication and lacking clothing from the waist down”
> The woman reportedly told police Jones was the driver of the vehicle, but he fled the scene on foot. She then called Jones on the phone, and a police service aide claimed the person on the phone, who they believed to be Jones, “appeared to be heavily intoxicated and made statements implying his capacity to employ lethal force through third parties.”
>When a police officer spoke to Jones, he allegedly made “allusions to violence” as well but never answered directly when asked to identify himself
Fucking kek

watching the video of dana announcing jones retirement, why does he look so pissed off lmao

>>149353335
He probably knew about the criminal case

Even if Jon committed a felony Trump would just pardon him because he's le GOAT

>>149353327
way to go out on top Jones

>>149353335
because he thought jon had wasted enough of his money that he'd have to relent and take the fight. i'm surprised myself that he was actually in a position to retire. maybe he'll come back a couple years from now out of desperation

>>149353343
also very possible

>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST FLEE THE SCENE OF A CRIME YOU HAVE TO REMAIN IN PLACE SO WE CAN ARREST YOU REEEEEEE

Big Tom really made Jon go on a suicidal drinking spree kek

why did jamawl and khalil have so much sexual tension the whole time

>>149350105
F

>>149353327
high IQ move from Jones
leaving the scene of an accident is nothing, if he had stayed he'd be hit with the DUI as well
goat behavior

>>149353335
he hates when people run off with belts, plus jon was one of the last real drawls left

>>149353335
Jones is one of 2 fighters that people know. Dana needs to convince Netflix to take his shitty product soon.

>>149353380
when 2 big sweaty bucks go at it everything is on the line. a nigga might knock you out and then violate your hole. this is as real as it gets

>>149353406
It’s the same thing he did back in 2015 and honestly it is goat level tactics. If you’re drunk just get out and walk away lmao all you’ll get is leaving the scene and careless driving tickets

Why would some random woman that knows Jon accuse him of raping her and fleeing the car accident though

jon jones would never rape a woman

>>149353380
one is still broken by pereira
the other has accepted and moved past getting buck broken by pereira

not taking accountability for your actions is le fricken based!!

KWABOTY

*straps on clitty cage of world domination*

>>149353524
jamawl got CAUGHT
khalil got DOMINATED

whats the name of that short black grappler at middleweight I think he is under 5'10

>>149353406
>>149353419
correct. i would much rather face the accident fleeing charge. it's probably not going to get me any jail time and that's if they even record a conviction against me after i'm done telling my sob story about mental elfs to the judge. whereas if i stick around and get a DUI then I will be losing my loicense for 12+ months and paying to get one of those ignition lock brethalysers installed in my car for another year afterwards. masterful moves by jones as usual, officer nerd on suicide watch

>>149353547
literally not even hurt

what was the beef between khjalil and roundtree?

>>149353569
funley?

why are so many main events shit fights

>>149353569
torrez finney

>>149353570
You really think I would just let you cancel my doordash order Jon?

Alexander Volkov won that fight he should be the #1 contender

>F-fight Tom Aspinall??
>Nah, I retire!
Is this the ULTIMATE and FINAL duck?

Still strange that they gave Rountree custom shorts but not Hill

>>149353717
killing fazza will never be topped

Jon update:

>>149353731
the fix was in

>>149353744

>>149353733
True, but this has to be a close second right?

OH NONONO

>>149353744
>>149353753

>promoted

>>149353744
Gay rumors debunked
Bones cant stop winning

>>149353762
>1 day
KWAB

>>149351374
>do shitty things
>people treat you like shit
I'm shocked.

>>149353767
You really going to believe a woman?

>>149353354
despite the dumb shit he has done, i think jones is unironically one of the smarter guys in the ufc, and i dont thikn he would retire unless he was in a good enough position to do so

>>149353744
>waste

>>149353802
It was written in a hurry but sloppy yeah

>>149351374
jon jones' record has been padded by the ufc and im tired of pretending its not

>>149351219
Life after retirement for him is gonna be really rough. He's not gonna go full BJ, but I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up in prison ten years from now. Still, as much as I hated him when he was an active fighter, I've gotta pay my respects.

>>149353753
>i could heem every here
based

GET KNUCKED BITCH

>retire
>celebrate by ramming and killing a few people with your car and then fleeing the scene

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qZbYauX8SgM?feature=share
lmao retards he literally said this 7 months ago. dana is the one that jerked tom around not jon

OHHHHH HES HURT BADLY!!

Jon left a present for Tom in that belt
>squish squish

>>149353931
that's a dart. they call that a dart choke.

Ohhhh, that's tight thats extremely tight!!

>>149353931
>Hmm, I think I will press this button

>>149353931
>walks right up and turns it on
>acts surprised
Fucking EVIL

>>149353984
Its 1000% murder they left the machine running

>>149353981
God imagine being born and living in a country where stuff like this routinely happens...

>>149354011
Soon it will happen here once again, American workers will get to relive getting caught in machinery.

>>149353931
thats a murder

/knuck/ makes /heem/ its bitch

Ian Garry, I'd fuck the shit out of your wife while you watch - Rampage Jackson

>>149354018
>no punishment
still chuckle when i think about it

>>149354026
No, sadly the USA has things like 'Safety standards' and 'emergency off switches'.

>>149354038
DELETE THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW WHO SAVES SOMETHING LIKE THIS??

>>149354033
It is, it really really is...

>>149354038
I'd be crying too honestly, imagine making all the food, and then when it comes time to make some noodles that shit happens...

remember that jon did not duck tom. he ducked chael, reyes, blachowicz, francis, and *then* tom. always include the full repertoire

>>149354084
SIMULATED HEEM?

Jon Jones, your stock fallin like the Dow Jones.
Your career ass like some cold scones.

>>149354038
KWAB!

Jon ducked the Gane rematch

>>149354101
boogie tanked that shit

OHHH GET YOUR BIKE OFF THE INTERSTATE FAGGOT!!

>>149354101
>ALLYOUCANEAT SNACKBAR!!

>>149354101
Thank you God for not making me fat

>>149354134

>>149354129
SUPREMELY BASED, FUCK BIKER FAGGOTS

>>149354141
im not "average"

>>149354159
You're still paying for the wall pablo

chama

>>149353931
wtf did he get sucked into?

wooowooowoooo -scabie aspinall

>>149354183

>>149353744
>waste down

>>149354196
I got caught into an industrial dough kneading hook so Im a victim :(

>ducked tom
>ducked ngannou
>ducked usada
THE GOAT

>>149354238
OOF

>>149354238
Final Destination: Z

I like this thread

>>149354246
SQUISH SQUISH
>Tom's unhinged lunatic son begins pooping and clapping

>>149354238
The ending was very satisfying

>>149354262

>>149354238
he ded

>A-Aspinall is the champion!!

Why? Because Dana said so?

Can you train a monkey to be a little shit while running around and tormenting you like this??

dumping bags of concrete into the water to adjoin Sneed Island to the mainland and creating Sneed Peninsula

brazza who he beat for belt? curtis blaines? when was champion? when was curtis champ?

What the hell who built this fucking bridge?

>>149354319
cesar gracie jiujitsu

>>149354329
*kills Fazza to duck prime Tony forever*
Fazza... I am sorry, I had to do it fazza... Tony... Tony would have punctured my bamhole fazza, in front of everyone...

things are happening right now, things are in motion

>>149354350
To be fair, anyone in that situation(the one drowning) would be acting like that.

STOP THE FIGHT!

>>149350105
Ducked aspinall, not the goat, pressing S to spit on this mans grave. Fucking cokefiend. GSP is the GOAT btw

>>149354359
We have plans for things.

>>149350105
Chased out of LHW, ducked for 2 years from Francis then instantly fought bon gamin, beat a flushed 40+y/o who hadn't fought in 4 years and in his last fight got sent to the shadow realm. Then ducks tom for 1.5years then retires with his 'legacy intact'. What a fucking pussy, and people will claim he's goat even after all this shit and losing to Reyes.

S to spit on this oreo cunt.

>>149350105
this is from call of duty right? the whole press "f" thing? its from a call of duty game right?

fazza, el cocoy boogyman comes...you must die

khabib my son...no.

>>149354375
what r u 7

>>149354390
no, I just assumed it was but I never actually checked, I guess it is then

https://youtu.be/2TBbDtUzRgg
DC with the good take on the jones situation

>>149353931
I blame the retard that got under machinery while it's live. Wouldn't catch me doing that shit.

>>149354373
Agreed, what a DUCKING bitch.

When was the last time the UFC had zero black champions?

>>149354411
nigga is having the time of his life, could only be better if Suga won the rematch

>>149354416
>while it's live
It wasn't live until that other cunt walked up and turned it on.

>>149354411
do you seriously watch this grifting fag? he just emotionlessly reads out donation messages every 5 seconds then screams into the mic occasionally. You seriously don't think his "humor" is funny do you?

>its real

https://youtu.be/uAotryZROFY?si=wl1ZmgkZKTr_TesG

>do you seriously watch this grifting fag? he just emotionlessly reads out donation messages every 5 seconds then screams into the mic occasionally. You seriously don't think his "humor" is funny do you?

Ohhhh the natty goat!!

>>149354433
Live means there's power going to it. For example mining vehicles have isolators that disconnect the battery and you can put padlocks on so shit like this doesn't happen

>>149354469
Either way, it was 'safe' until that other person blatantly walked up and turned it on, then acted 'shocked'.
Seems like a flat out murder to me.

Post more deathweems

Watching deathweems is bad for your sovl b

>>149354480
Live machinery is never safe, relying on retards to not be retarded imkes you the retard

>>149354455
triggered little basedjack posting bitch just like his incel fans that keep giving that jew money

>>149354496
>to not be retards
That other person straight up murdered him lol
most people don't expect to get murdered by their coworker during the middle of shift while on camera

Ben is going to be so surprised with all the shit that is going on when he wakes up

Bongs are fuming over jones retiring
enjoy ufc fight night blaydes v asspainall 3 live from Florida
no refunds

>>149354494
My soul has been raped many times b

>>149354518

>>149354546
Wonk nose topuria

>Blaydes 2
>Gane
>Volkov 2
>Almeida
>Blaydes 3
>Kuniev
the greatest run in UFC history

>>149354494
It's a momentum mori of sorts, if you will

Ciryl Gane #1

FIDDY???

>>149354246
i feel like these things should have an automatic emergency stop that kicks in anytime it has unusual spike in resistance or some type of misalignment. do engineers just not give a damn?

>Ilia vs shartles is next week

>>149354607

>>149354599
Was an assassination, those workers dont just stand there theyre government agents. The woman knew what was happening and saved her child but nobody tried to help her.

>>149354599
It's chyna, 1 bug dies they just get the next one off the conveyer belt and straight into the factory.

>>149354546
little ding dong of a ting

You must look beyond what you see.

>>149354319
>tfw you turn your back on the wolfpac

>>149354505
>most people don't expect to get murdered by their coworker
protect yourself at all times

>>149354656
Factual post.

>>149354599
Unfortunately the load placed on the hook of an industrial dough mixer with regular use is similar to the weight distribution and inertial mechanics of a human. Best you can do is a big red stop button.
That was straight up murder b, manslaughter at the very least.

>>149354656
True...

pantoja will redeem

>>149354656

new

>>149354679
>>149354679
>>149354679
>>149354679

Dana should be fired.

>>149354616
i tried to tell alexa grasso that she was very onions, but the language barrier did not allow my insult to manifest. she only looked at me with confusion. disappointing

How hard will /heem/ and every other casual that only get their opinions on mma from youtubers who have never lifted a weight in their life let alone fought in their life (like guru,bedtime,lucastracy,mmajoey,etc), switch up after aspinall gets killed in his first title defense.

>>149350088
Trust me, Tom is small.

>>149354726
For you!