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HOU: Lance McCullers Jr. (foot) played catch before Saturday’s game against the Angels
ATL: Drake Baldwin went 2-for-4 with a three-run homer and a walk Saturday in the Braves’ 7-0 shutout of the Marlins
TEX: Kumar Rocker limited the Pirates to two runs over 5 1/3 innings to notch the victory as the Rangers prevailed 3-2 on Saturday
SF: Landen Roupp pitched six shutout innings with seven strikeouts in the Giants’ 3-2 victory over the Red Sox on Saturday
ARI: Corbin Carroll (hand) is not in the lineup for Saturday’s bout against the Rockies
STL: Alec Burleson went 2-for-4 with a home run and three RBI in a 6-5 win over the Reds on Saturday
SEA: Cal Raleigh went 1-for-5 with a solo homer (30) against the Cubs on Saturday
SD: Padres designated OF Jason Heyward for assignment

doyers

>>149350281 (OP)
Based anglels op

How are the Astros on top of their division? Aren’t they rebuilding?

>>149350281 (OP)
Going out for a drink with friends. Leaving this here.
>Doyers

Mets :)

dodgers

>>149350549
They play in the dumbest division in baseball

BIG WILL

BIG DICK WILLIE

WILL SMITH

>>149350281 (OP)
Angels.

Sneks

BIGGUS DICKUS WILLUS

Death to all ‘toids

>>149353698
los angeles don't even look like that

>>149352164
Drink mezcal for me, Gura.!

Why was the Recker thread used instead of this one?

>>149353690
i do, that's where i'd go to see bands and not get laid

Sneks won

i always find it funny when people imply i should root for the angels because the dodgers are relocated

>>149353723
Good idea babe. You can’t drink with Manny Jr inside you

>>149353698
>>149353726
Oh, thank you SENSEI.
I'll make it a family heirloom.

>>149353729
was like a second earlier than this one. gotta follow protocol and go to the one posted first.

Mets won today

Some runs would be nice.

My balls lost today (plapped them to NTR)

this nats pitcher is built like a running back wtf. thick ass bo jackson looking mf

c'mon muncy, visualize a burger coming at you and hack at it!

>>149353775
A bit zesty there, pal.

>>149353593
kek doyerpacos been waiting since 1988 to post this and they're getting their fundies worth!

>>149353746
That they did :)

>>149353775
swedebro..

Pages is up

>>149353775
vpn off swede

baseball still makes me horny

>>149353784
this is where i would respond with the swede pasta from the other day if i wasn't lazy

>>149353800
Alice pls

>>149353740
This dude has no sense of humor

>>149353785
Kek, it's kino!

>>149353803
>zesty and lazy
you wouldn't happen to be Puerto Rican, would you?

petition to change Ohtani's walk out music to this

https://youtu.be/gkN3N7f8A6w?si=59K-B-AzaBb38slL&t=5

>>149353785
poodrepaco seething and coping so hard from no rings he had to respond to a post from the last genny with a forced meme kek

>>149353775
He's obviously not fat. He's very muscular. He looks kind of big to me. His face is a bit chubby but his body frame is very athletic so it rounds out. I'm not trying to sound gay. That's just how I objectively view it.

When does otranni hit a home run?

>>149353822
Fuck my boricua ass

>>149353825
Cram it, fundie!

>>149353740
Literally no one has ever made that argument to you.

>>149353825
cram it!

Woman's ass

>>149353822
i realize this is a losing battle and making me sound EVEN MORE swedish but that pitcher was objectively built like a running back and i do not think that's an inherently zesty statement, i just don't!

Shut up ‘toid

Dreyer is washed

incredible jinx

>>149353824
Should be this
https://youtu.be/VKMw2it8dQY?si=xUWCw31CEHiSJJyr

>>149353825
doyers are the team for me!
where poop and pee can live rent free!

>>149353825
We need a "Stood up against big brother " banner haha

Fundies seething KEK

That was game

>>149353863
surprised they aren't doing their typical thing of claiming to be angels longtimes

>>149353863
When are they not? Most insecure fanbase of all time kek

>>149353843
You guys are too insecure. There's nothing gay about admitting that another guy has a good physique. Doesn't mean you want to fuck them. Just means you're not delusional.

>doyerhomedepotdaylaborers
kek

>>149353874
Mets fan btw

>>149353872
>>149353873
kek, it's kino!!!

baskinfag talking to himself again!

>5-2
the most dangerous lead

I don't even know what fundies means

>>149353874
faggot

>>149353825
lmao

guys, has a batter ever used this as their walkup music? it's so perfect, almost like it was designed for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXI5Nuz6OHg

>>149353888
keep telling yourself that, fundie

poodrepacos 5.5 games back, their world series is literally watching dodger games and unfunny forced meme posting lol

who's gonna tell him...

>>149353883
>>149353894
lurk moar newfagz

Ohtani getting booed KEK

>>149353893
no one does, it's a terrible forced meme

>>149353932
didn't the fundies say that the yankees were scumbags for booing their own players just last week?

>>149353932
KEK worst fans in baseball strike again it's kino!

how about Jokeplayer Sofunny

>>149353939
fundies are known for their hypocrisy KEK

>>149353932
i'm not booing, i'm just muttering slurs internally while giving off the appearance of being a normal, well-adjusted human (4chan use notwithstanding)

>>149353933
everyone who isn't a seething doyerpaco knows what it means kek, it couldn't be more obvious.

GG Astros. My Angels remembered how to play baseball tonight

doyerbros.. it's over

>>149353961
dios mio...

gg astros

>>149353961
that bait was already posted this morning (yes i've been here most of the day)

>>149353961
always full in San Diego kek doyerpacos

>>149353961
will somebody please think of the god damned sports bar chain that has thousands of locations across the US with shitty frozen wings!!!!!!

How would Manfred respond if it was revealed that Ohtani was the COVID 19 patient zero and that he contracted the virus by eating a Chinese made baseball bat? Serious question

FUNDIES GETTING BLOWN OUT KEK

>BEANS PAGES
NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE

poodrepacos can't meme

>>149353972
>yes i've been here most of the day
pathetic

>nats are the worst homerun hitting team in the national league
>dodgers pitching: challenge accepted

>giving up 7 homeruns in one game to the mets
How could they possibly fix the bullpen problem?

>>149353986
Her asshole is wearing a bandana

at least GOATani pitches tomorrow

>>149353983
>pathetic
uhm, i know this sweaty. watched 3.5 games and had a nice day though, and i didn't insult anyone online (except for the person i called a retard)

>>149353969
Wow those are some cool rocks

poodrepacos line up around the block for buffalo wild wings slop kek

>>149353990
Bring back Estevez

>>149353969
what

>>149354009
oh nonononono >>149354006

>>149354009
kek! it's Kino!

>>149354006
speak english paco

>>149354025
kek

>>149354009
their wings arent that bad

>>149354004
Hey, I was that retard. You don't live in the South Bay

>>149354025
Ask him not me

>>149354036
Pay my foodstamps gringo

>>149354002
>pulled after 30 pitches
kek

>>149353897
you have to be black to use that song. james wood could.

>>149354043

they are awful, what the fuck are you talking about

kek

>>149354009
better than your local shithole bar in el gay

Nothing wrong with a little goyslop from time to time

>>149354060
im talking boneless not bone in

>>149354062
>posted it again award

>>149354006
this is the doyerpacos WS kek

>>149354046
He's all ears

Why didn't the dogs buy any food pitchers?

Fuck off cleveland

>>149354078
they did but he's on the IL

>>149354062
more legit than the 2020 or 2024 world series

>>149354070

there's no such thing as boneless wings. you mean chickie nuggies

>>149354071
>seethed again award
lol

>>149354105
please for the love of God stop posting this slop, it doesn't even look good

>>149354108
holy cope, this has to be a false flag. do poodrepacos really?

>>149354045
you're right, you got me, i'm up in bakersfield working the fields

>>149354105
these look worse and worse with every post. just fucking stop already

>>149354126
nope its fact checked by multiple media outlets as true
the dodgers have no real world series

I know this doesn't matter and no one is going to believe me, but I think I was the first person to call someone paco in /mlb/. Can't be bothered to check the archive

>>149354105
Keep posting, these are good

>>149354149
Shut up pajeet

>>149354139
hey, we're all pining for our 15 minutes of fame

>>149354127
Thanks bro. That means a lot to me.

>>149354139
i started the gay braves thing and i regret it desu

>>149354139
tyfys

>>149354153
I was once called a racist on live tv too. I was on a call in public access show once in los angeles and a Mexican dude called in to call me a racist

it's interesting that some teams have a plurality of american blacks, while other teams prefer carribean and central american blacks. is this related to how much they invest in foreign development, or something else?

>>149354139
I started the BTFO meme by spamming it when the Lakers were losing even by a small margin

>>149354174
It's related to how much dick yo momma sucks

I coined the term based
t. Lil B

>>149354187
that doesn't make any sense, my mom is a virgin

>>149354174
Partly, yeah, some teams have way better international farm systems and better connections/relationships in certain areas

>>149354194
Jesus..? You've come back?

>beat the poodres in the last 2 series
>still post about them when playing the gnats

>>149354178
lol

>>149350549
They still claim the window is open, but refuse to offer long term contracts to keep talent. Plagued with injuries.

>>149354173
my high-water mark was at a New Year's Eve festival as a newborn of a few weeks and a cameraman for NHK in Japan focused on me for a few seconds and I was broadcasted across Japan for a little bit.

Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Team.

>>149350549
We're a good team

Two Innings tomorrow for Ohtani?

>>149350549
memeiners can't win even with the best power hitting catcher in decades behind the dish having a career season.

>>149354220
The past tense of broadcast is broadcast

>>149354200
>beat the royals
>don't care, literally cannot stop thinking about the dodgers
>immediately tune into dodger game and post about them
>doyerpacos reply
>heh rent free

>>149354234
Yes and 4 earned runs

>>149354234
2 clean innings would be awesome

>>149354236
good to know tho I probably won't have occasion to use it in a sentence in the future

*joins thread*

>>149354239
You niggas literally do the same thing though. You have a dedicated vtranny avatarfag posting about the poodres every single day lmao.

>>149354235
friendly reminder this anon constantly whines about how ugly tats are on women

>>149354249
jokes on them, he was only pretending to be retarded

Doyerpacos seething about Poodrepacos? I guess the Doyers must be losing KEK

For longevity, I think it's in the best interest of the DOYERS to only let him pitch 3-4 innings or 50-75 pitches.

>>149354265
hes right, but this thread is about baseball

ok dodger fans, it's time to score 5 runs and lose in the 10th

i just got drafted

>>149354264
I’m a Doyers fan and I’ve told that baubau retard to neck himself multiple times

>>149354264
and you have a schizo forced meme spammer

>>149354282
deserved desu

>>149354282
good luck in the bahama wars, amigo. i'm sure you're first on russia's target list

i love that ohtani is hitting like shit AND pitching like shit! it's kino! reminds me of watching old NL baseball pre-DH

>>149354287
Cram it, fundie!

accurate tier list

>>149354282
bring me back a souvenir please

>>149354282
Only dumb zoomers will. Nature will heal afterwards.

>>149354302
Are asians considered white or brown here

garbage time Teo!

TEO!

>>149354282
TYFYS I will comfort Dua Lipa in your absence

>>149354302
>t. ‘toid

350 feet KEK

>>149354322
How sweaty can you make these?

Here comes the garbage time homers

>>149354287
You see poopoo and peepee everywhere you look if you think I’m padres fan.

>>149354322
retarded

Gonna need two more runs here A’s

that funky muncy

Oof, better wink that hole you fucking spiclovers

>>149354312
Your dodgers are not asian coded, paco

>doyerpacos thought that was gone
KEK

>>149354351
Didn’t ask about the dodgers you dumb dying whito*d

>>149354370
lol i noticed that as well
low iq crowd

GG NATS

gg Nats
see you tomorrow

gg nats
see you tomorrow
congratulations on the world series win, poodrepacos

Tommy Getheadman

Can we stop pretending Ohtani is gonna pitch more than one inning tomorrow?

gg doyers
Gonna G A P E your Jap tomorrow tho

>>149354384
Hahahahaha hell yea dude

now what?

ohtranny gives up a grand slam and goes 0-4 tomorrow calling it now

>>149354393
now we shitpost and falseflag

>>149354393
I think there's still baseball on but pretty soon it will be nothing but schizo and gay shitposting until tomorrow morning.

>>149354402
Famous Eva from Jelly On.

Mets won. Fuck my boricua ass

>dodgers 1-3 hitters
>1-12, 6ks
trade ohtani and mookie

>>149354402
Rei's boobs are not that big you fucking degenerate. Also, Rei is canonically a Mariners fan

>>149354430
Who?

>>149354391
love me sum nats AI slop

>>149354461
Rei Ayanami

>>149354426
Odd fella

Let's discuss the Dodgers/Cubs/Mets triarchy. Who is the fraud?

>>149354461
worst girl

>>149354430
>>149354461
>>149354476

>>149354114
ironic :^)

>>149354487
Your team

my jintsies :)
MY A'sies :(

My Twins have a -57 run differential since June 5. That's a 15 game stretch losing by nearly 4 runs per game on average. Jesus Christ.

Bud Selig was right about us all along.

>>149354502
No, that's Rey. Not Rei.

>>149354511
A’s got it tomorrow.

>>149354525
What did Selig say

>>149354525
You root for a comedy central team AND a minnesota team. It's like a collision of shit and piss.

>>149354543
You're a cuck if you live in the east bay

>>149354509
>posted it again award
:^)

>>149354509
He could save others from death but not himself.

>>149354534
In 2001 he pushed make the Twins (and Expos) contract. As in, no longer exist as an MLB team. He got a 28-2 owner vote pushed through (with the Twins and Expos being the two dissenting teams), but the courts ruled that the Twins had to honor their Metrodome lease, so the contraction fell through.

>>149354543
They’ll get it tomorrow.

>>149354562
probably motivated by stealing Twins market share for his Brewers

I don't think the doyers are it, guys

>>149354549
Atleast im not a yuppie

>>149354614
nono, you misheard, I said the dodgers are SHIT

>>149354633
TRVTH NVKE

At least you got Ken Grif E. Jew Niah and Ran D. Jawnsin.

At least you got Fran Sysco Lin Doarh and Wan Soto

At least you got Ant Honey Wreck Her

>>149354633
The sheriff’s NI-….

it's time to hit the hay mariners nation

watched Recker highlights and now I have sticky stuff in my boxer briefs

>>149354763
Did you spill food or a beverage?

I hate the summer so fucking much

>>149354796
get in the pool before the bombs fall

>>149354796
But baseball

Shaka when the walls fell.

All men should be born in a cage and have to prove their way out

>>149354912
Gotta take a stand for yourself if people take advantage of you.

Get deported dodgerspics

>>149354572
I wonder if they're hairy down there.

>>149354912
That dude seems like he just hates women

>>149354985
I hope so

>>149354991
Anyone who views family, love, and human relationships as transactional in such a way is a fundamentally broken person.

>>149354877

gilgamesh

>>149355031
True.

>>149355075
enkidu

No marriage, no children, no religion. Function as an individual, not as part of a unit, group or tribe, and life for you (and those around you) will be better.

>>149355090

a wild man!

>>149355075
Babby as the spit roasted.

>>149355092
>>>/r9k/

>>149354912
Do ‘toids really?

that funky muncy

Uh Dodgers? Explain?

I don't wanna work at 7 AM......

>>149355798
No shame in getting beat by your 2025 World Series Champs!

>padres won yet again
never had any doubt

Skinny tomboy SEX

>>149354302
>florida teams
>chicago teams
>white

GG Nats, cya tomorrow for the rubber match

>>149355986
The operative word is “coded”
If it was just racial demographics most if not all teams would be in the brown/mutt tier

>>149355986
They’re called ‘toids.

>>149354302
It’s funny how accurate this is

>>149354217
Astros always keep talent and let go of players that are frauds and don't perform in the post season.

>>149356434
Asstros*

Would you "open end" Shohei Ohtani?

>>149356686
No I’m not Swedish

>>149356693
My mistake

stfu and die out cleetus

Find cleetus

DIE OUT FASTER TIMMY

Find Timmay

Which players make you look twice?

>>149357204
Ur mum lel

GM. 7 homers. Are we....are we back?

>>149357351
Fuck my boricua ass

>St. Louis 6, Cincinnati 5

And that's a Redbird winner!

And coffee for everybody!

>>149357351
Would be peak comedy for the Mets to go on a long win streak rn but I’ll settle for series wins against Philly and Atlanta

>>149357554
Recker on the board!!!!

>>149357428
winkys silence is deafening

Chicago SCRUBS lmao

gm

Let's all take it easy today

>>149358555
Checkin those trips of takin ‘er easy

>>149358555
checked and easypilled

>>149355299
altoids?

>>149358555
Aye aye!

>>149354912
>hoping...make somewhere near what your ex used to

most athletes are broke by 40, especially NFL and NBA players. This particular player was making $50,000 the past 10 years, and is only now making $500,000 this year. But with a 5.00 ERA and a 1.5 WHIP, he isn't going to last long in the league. And if he was drafted out of high school, he has no education. She was going to be carrying him for the next 60 years of his life.

>>149355887
wait, bau bau is pro-poodres? I'm so confused

>>149354302
swap rangers and astros

white sox and nats also need to get moved down 2 tiers

you can't judge these teams on their loyal fanbases, you have to judge them by their bandwagon

Dwight's ox can haz Worlds eries?

>>149350549
They clearly have an insane pitching coach and training staff. I can't explain it. They have a doyer tier pitching IL, the dude that started yesterday is a rookie and a few of their other pitchers are as well, yet they still have top 5 ERA and WHIP. Their hitting is absolute dogshit outside of Pena, but he won't sustain.

They aren't winning the division, they'll be lucky to make the wild card. They're just lucky we're in the tough part of our schedule. They're going to lose the next 6 games when they face real teams in the Phills and Cubs

Thanks to the anon that mentioned base 3 in response to my innings pitched complaint in the previous thread
It still bugs the shit out of me and doesn't quite make sense but at least it's something

BIG PAPI

>>149359032
lmao mariners really believe this

mets fans will be insufferable today

>>149359043
>tfw your starter went 100 innings and only threw 85 pitches

>>149359075
>mets
>fans
Heh

So much for takin it easy

We'll need a couple of guys to take it hard for us

>>149359064
it's not wrong, but I'm also not a marin*r fag

>>149359060
The Red Sox are 100% paying him to say all this shit. He was on Instagram showing the texts that Devers never replied to, he won’t let it go.

>>149359060
>3b with the worst defense

based Jomboy spitting facts!

Getting my bussy blasted tonight to celebrate the mets win!

>>149359190
he’s a manfred plant paid to pacify newfags and redditors

NPB results

>>149359247
NPB standings

>>149359260
KBO Results

Gonna blast some mets bussy tonight!

Trevor Bauer's struggling lately

>>149359060
he just hates him cuz he lightskin

>>149359260
my dragons fucking suck

>>149359260
My bad dragons are in the hole right now

>>149359247
>>149359260
>>149359272
this isn't mlb related

>>149359189
I didn't know Ohtani played 3rd base

Not that I’m against NPB or KBO posting but why doesn’t anyone post the MLB results and Standings?

>>149359336
Cubs won

>>149359340
america won

we need resultspie

how badly will the doyerpacos seethe after getting spiritually swept today?

>>149359336
Would you want me to add that to my posting?

>>149359397
yes

>>149359337
>>149359388
>misiorowski
>brozdowski
>pollack
I’m recognizing a pattern here

>>149359336
Please fuck my ass

>>149359397
I would have just posted them tbqhwu but I’m phone fagging rn

>>149359416
I'll think about it
>>149359450
The big problem is I also phonepost sometimes and there's no one like the NPB & KBO twitter posters for MLB that posts a very simple stat graphic for baseball of the day.

>>149359476
Makes sense

>>149359421
>Poles in Jamestown Documentary
>Claims that baseball was introduced in America by Poles
Baseball is /oursport/. The rest of you guys can play/watch it, I guess, but you have to pay a tax to APPAC (American Polish Public Affairs Committee).

>>149359476
>>149359494
So like, if I was only PC posting I'd be using google's setup. Here's an example.

American League Standings

>>149359527
National League Standings

>>149359527
>>149359540
>cubgerpolitans
>yankgerstros
strange bedfellows atop the league today

>>149359597
>vulpiss off day

>>149359831
>gets warm
>gets benched

Ethiopia loves the Yankees.

How does game 3 go?

>>149360136
extra innings of a 1-1 game

>>149360136
71-17, but rained out in the third inning and rescheduled. Yes, despite the roof.

>>149360251
ok placing this bet

Did new york really name their baseball team after yanking dudes off?

>>149359247
Bauer bros.

>>149360403
Me on the right

>>149360403
>wypipo
>every single time

Buck Showalter is in the booth today for Baltimore @ Yankees.

>>149360403
So, is this supposed to be pro-racism, or anti-racism, or pro/anti-baseball, or some kind of nuanced perspective of the international popularity of baseball belying the absurdity of longheld cultural attitudes, or the consequence of a dumb lost bet, or what? I don't get it.

>>149360534
new tigers fan here, how do people make these images? I feel like they’ve been around a lot longer than AI.

>>149360569
its called img2img. i use stablediffusion (i have it installed on my machine).

Coasters Carolina has to be a great gamble here at 20%. No way would LSU sweep right? 5 times your money seems sweet.

It’s time for Yankees béisbol

Surely he stepped off the bag and is out.

>>149360403
Proud American here

They gotta get Warren the fuck out of this game. It’s just hit after hit after hit after hit.

>Cal Raleigh is on pace for 65 home runs
Manfred is gonna have him popped for roids isn’t he Msbros? Can’t let a quirked up white boy have too much fun…

>>149360559
>Those two women and that cucked looking guy
Definitely anti racism using Jackie Robinson as a dog whistle to drag baseball into it.

>>149359336
you should know what the standings are. if you dont then dont post here, r/mlb is more for you

>>149360486
>Roman Anthony
Lets let his average get over .200 before we start giving him awards.

fuck you chick fil a i just want a chicken sandwich for breakfast on a sunday morning

>>149360559
>I don't get it.
its white people screaming RACISM into the aether for "look at me im an activist" points. every one of these people holding the sign avoids black neighborhoods

‘Toids suck.

Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD tonight?

>can I get a HOOOOOIIIIIYAAAA
Stay classy Yankee stadium.

>>149360817
I know who’s leading every division and where my team is in their division (first place) you weird little autist, I was just saying if we are gonna post KBO/NPB scores and standings every day then we should also post MLB scores and standings. Lmao toids really will complain about anything, maybe r/etard is more for you.

>>149360817
yep, this toid is dying out for sure.

you are a FAGGet kek!!!

Warren bounces back by striking out the side.

Belli, Big G, and Jazz due up.

I’m not dying out I’m just sleeping in :)

>>149359527
>>149359540
grrrrrrr take this shit back to r/mlb

>>149359060
why is a fat dh opening his mouth about defense and fitness? by this point in his career he was putting his glove on like 3 times a year with a gut bigger than devers'

mouthpiece shill

We are over 4/5ths of the way to nu...tho.

Jazz doubles on a fly ball.

Collision at the plate.

Chisholm scores safely on a line drive from DJ Lemahieu

>>149350281 (OP)
Fuck Yankees

Orioles catcher got pulled out of the game.

Webm soon.

>>149361111
y tho

>>149361066
>>149361111
>black baserunners

new tigers fan here

hope my tiggies don't get gaped again

The orioles are actually retarded. I can't wait to see these retards be sellers at the deadline.

>>149360828
popeyes will do you right

>>149361066
>>149361111
>toid left fielders accuracy

>>149361250
Not only are they stealing bases, they're assaulting opposing players along the Base paths

>Roku broadcast
ointment niggas…

>>149361261
popeyes here doesn't have breakfast

Nice fielding Baltimore.

did the orioles even make the playoffs during their window

>>149361281
>michael gay
kek

>>149361296
Yea but I don’t think they ever won a series

Warren picks up 2Ks to end the inning.

>>149361315
Nice projection homo.

>>149361317
>>149360967
>>149361049
>>149361066
…Michael?

>>149361315
I’m not a Yankees fan I’m an ointment fan

>>149361363
Collision Kino

Judgy continues his dominance of Kremer.

>>149361363
>>149361379
Jesus Christ lmao that is a terrible throw.

>check swing single
Incredible contribution Rice.

>>149361379
toidniggas turn into Houdini around superior hung cock.

>>149361379
toidnigga really said “ite ima fuck witcha”

>>149361363
dang that was a scary collision
the heck was cowser throwing to lol

>>149361379
toidnigga said “this way massa” kek

>>149361379
toidnigga turned into michael phelps lol

Let’s take it easy on them toidies

>>149361379
toidniggas swimin’ in it

>Gary Sanchez is still in da league
lol orioles

what the fvck is a toid???

>>149361379
Where is he going bros?

Boone a goofy lookin nigga

Who are the yellow-skinned toids?

is jacob misiorowski the new randy johnson, and if so, when does he come play for the dodgers? :)

>>149361638
RJ never played for the dodgers.

>>149359060
big papi still shuckin and jivin for john henry

DFA LeMahieu

>>149361638
looks like what Roki was supposed to be. all arms legs and elbows. first guys it makes me think of are young Rich Hill and Chris Sale. good on him but I don't see him holding up and dominating for a long time.

Reddit has better whitoid discussion

>>149361363
who has the right of way here?

Is it true that Sale went down for the season on a groundout by Juan Soto?

>>149361379
>>149361363
What was Jizz Jiizm even doing here? It looks like he jumps right before the collision.

>>149361797
That’s not his name.

>>149361822
chimp chimpsolm

>>149361566
>Charlie Morton
>Sugano
>Gary Sanchez
These are the pieces orioles brass brought in to help their young core breakthrough. The young core they tanked their franchise for 5 years to acquire.
I'm glad tanking died with this shit franchise

>>149361797
>toidcel screeching
Baseball is at its best with black leaders on and off the field. Because blacks made baseball into what it is today. Because baseball always was, is, and will be black

sugano deeznutz

Ngh...

>>149361869
Based and negro league pilled

>>149361904
for me its the black crackers
captcha: GAGSM

Why does Aaron Boone sound like Jackie Robinson?

>>149361878
>>149361920
Fuck bro, your OC is so creative.

>>149361925
being around civil rights icons like jazz is rubbing off on him

My papa calls Jazz el haitiano (he’s Bahamian) lol

>>149361927
Only OC I care about is Otherniggas' Coochie

5Ks for Warren

pete crow-armstrong needs to choose crow or armstrong. hyphenated names do not roll off the tongue. in fact, their such a pain in the ass to say that fans and play-by-play guys alike default to using their initials.
>pete crow
>pete armstrong
these good, solid, tight baseball names. these are all-star names.
>PCA
this is retarded. is this the basketball player? oh, no that's SGA, another idiot who doesn't understand that hyphenated names are unwieldy and actively work against your brand identity and appeal. what are we even doing here.

>>149362080
>their
do not dismiss my point because of this minor typo

Smellinger

>>149362080
Pete Crow is cooler. He should just use his middle name instead of the two last names: Pete Jim Crow

RISPkees ain’t it

Jays need a win today

>>149362080
I just elide the two and call him crong

>>149362179
it is cooler, and crow gives the play-by-play guy lots of room to play with language.
>Pete Jim Crow
you son of a bitch

>>149362274
>Be a racist caricature
>Be named Jazz

Crazy how bad Sanchez is

>>149362215
I predict total bird victory

>>149362290
Armstrong probably has more opportunities for word play desu

i always thought this was a racist nickname until i learned the origin.

>>149362406
What if your mom was getting dicked by a nigga named “Oil Can”

>>149362434
it would be a step up from the present company she keeps

>>149362215
game should be canceled on account of the heat

>>149362457
Oil Drum still running the house

>>149362398
crow flies around the bases
crow flaps at a pitch
i don't know, it paints a picture. what's armstrong got?
armstrong strong-arms a throw home?
armstrong muscles a breaking ball to the gap?

>>149362080
not funny. still calling him pca

>>149362394
Is that supposed to be Manoah or another fat Blue Jay?

>>149362534
we’re not fat anymore.

>>149362512
>Neil Armstrong
Blast to the moon. One small step
The right stuff
>Lance Armstrong
I bet he'd give his left nut to get that pitch again

>>149362530
>still calling him pca
this is how i know you were born after 9/11

>>149362562
>we’re not fat anymore.
Haha. Lieeeeees!

>>149362562
You're spiritually fat.

>>149362563
one small step and giant leap are really good, nice pull

Good morning, /mlb/! I totally forgot Merrill is coming back from IL today. Hopefully offense aura pops up today with Merrill back hehe

>fudge
Should've pinch hit volpe

I need it...

a JUDGIAN strikeout

Put it in me!!!

based sir Anthony

Can I get uhh...?

>>149362707
The next Derek Jetah would have gotten it done!

nu...tho
>>149362741
>>149362741
>>149362741
>>149362741

I thought you guys said judge was a generational talent.

>>149362738
Who is Sir Anthony?