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>>149343905HOU: Lance McCullers Jr. (foot) played catch before Saturday’s game against the Angels
ATL: Drake Baldwin went 2-for-4 with a three-run homer and a walk Saturday in the Braves’ 7-0 shutout of the Marlins
TEX: Kumar Rocker limited the Pirates to two runs over 5 1/3 innings to notch the victory as the Rangers prevailed 3-2 on Saturday
SF: Landen Roupp pitched six shutout innings with seven strikeouts in the Giants’ 3-2 victory over the Red Sox on Saturday
ARI: Corbin Carroll (hand) is not in the lineup for Saturday’s bout against the Rockies
STL: Alec Burleson went 2-for-4 with a home run and three RBI in a 6-5 win over the Reds on Saturday
SEA: Cal Raleigh went 1-for-5 with a solo homer (30) against the Cubs on Saturday
SD: Padres designated OF Jason Heyward for assignment
>>149350281 (OP)Based anglels op
How are the Astros on top of their division? Aren’t they rebuilding?
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>>149350281 (OP)Going out for a drink with friends. Leaving this here.
>Doyers
>>149350549They play in the dumbest division in baseball
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WILL SMITH
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>>149353698los angeles don't even look like that
>>149352164Drink mezcal for me, Gura.!
Why was the Recker thread used instead of this one?
>>149353690i do, that's where i'd go to see bands and not get laid
i always find it funny when people imply i should root for the angels because the dodgers are relocated
>>149353723Good idea babe. You can’t drink with Manny Jr inside you
>>149353698>>149353726Oh, thank you SENSEI.
I'll make it a family heirloom.
>>149353729was like a second earlier than this one. gotta follow protocol and go to the one posted first.
My balls lost today (plapped them to NTR)
this nats pitcher is built like a running back wtf. thick ass bo jackson looking mf
c'mon muncy, visualize a burger coming at you and hack at it!
>>149353775A bit zesty there, pal.
>>149353593kek doyerpacos been waiting since 1988 to post this and they're getting their fundies worth!
>>149353746That they did :)
baseball still makes me horny
>>149353784this is where i would respond with the swede pasta from the other day if i wasn't lazy
>>149353740This dude has no sense of humor
>>149353785Kek, it's kino!
>>149353803>zesty and lazyyou wouldn't happen to be Puerto Rican, would you?
petition to change Ohtani's walk out music to this
https://youtu.be/gkN3N7f8A6w?si=59K-B-AzaBb38slL&t=5
>>149353785poodrepaco seething and coping so hard from no rings he had to respond to a post from the last genny with a forced meme kek
>>149353775He's obviously not fat. He's very muscular. He looks kind of big to me. His face is a bit chubby but his body frame is very athletic so it rounds out. I'm not trying to sound gay. That's just how I objectively view it.
When does otranni hit a home run?
>>149353822Fuck my boricua ass
>>149353825Cram it, fundie!
>>149353740Literally no one has ever made that argument to you.
>>149353822i realize this is a losing battle and making me sound EVEN MORE swedish but that pitcher was objectively built like a running back and i do not think that's an inherently zesty statement, i just don't!
>>149353824Should be this
https://youtu.be/VKMw2it8dQY?si=xUWCw31CEHiSJJyr
>>149353825doyers are the team for me!
where poop and pee can live rent free!
>>149353825We need a "Stood up against big brother " banner haha
>>149353863surprised they aren't doing their typical thing of claiming to be angels longtimes
>>149353863When are they not? Most insecure fanbase of all time kek
>>149353843You guys are too insecure. There's nothing gay about admitting that another guy has a good physique. Doesn't mean you want to fuck them. Just means you're not delusional.
>doyerhomedepotdaylaborers
kek
baskinfag talking to himself again!
>5-2
the most dangerous lead
I don't even know what fundies means
guys, has a batter ever used this as their walkup music? it's so perfect, almost like it was designed for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXI5Nuz6OHg
>>149353888keep telling yourself that, fundie
poodrepacos 5.5 games back, their world series is literally watching dodger games and unfunny forced meme posting lol
>>149353893no one does, it's a terrible forced meme
>>149353932didn't the fundies say that the yankees were scumbags for booing their own players just last week?
>>149353932KEK worst fans in baseball strike again it's kino!
how about Jokeplayer Sofunny
>>149353939fundies are known for their hypocrisy KEK
>>149353932i'm not booing, i'm just muttering slurs internally while giving off the appearance of being a normal, well-adjusted human (4chan use notwithstanding)
>>149353933everyone who isn't a seething doyerpaco knows what it means kek, it couldn't be more obvious.
GG Astros. My Angels remembered how to play baseball tonight
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doyerbros.. it's over
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gg astros
>>149353961that bait was already posted this morning (yes i've been here most of the day)
>>149353961always full in San Diego kek doyerpacos
>>149353961will somebody please think of the god damned sports bar chain that has thousands of locations across the US with shitty frozen wings!!!!!!
How would Manfred respond if it was revealed that Ohtani was the COVID 19 patient zero and that he contracted the virus by eating a Chinese made baseball bat? Serious question
FUNDIES GETTING BLOWN OUT KEK
>BEANS PAGES
NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE
>>149353972>yes i've been here most of the daypathetic
>nats are the worst homerun hitting team in the national league
>dodgers pitching: challenge accepted
>giving up 7 homeruns in one game to the mets
How could they possibly fix the bullpen problem?
>>149353986Her asshole is wearing a bandana
at least GOATani pitches tomorrow
>>149353983>patheticuhm, i know this sweaty. watched 3.5 games and had a nice day though, and i didn't insult anyone online (except for the person i called a retard)
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>the yumbo yack is secured
>>149353969Wow those are some cool rocks
poodrepacos line up around the block for buffalo wild wings slop kek
>>149353990Bring back Estevez
>>149354009kek! it's Kino!
>>149354006speak english paco
>>149354009their wings arent that bad
>>149354004Hey, I was that retard. You don't live in the South Bay
>>149354025Ask him not me
>>149354036Pay my foodstamps gringo
>>149354002>pulled after 30 pitcheskek
>>149353897you have to be black to use that song. james wood could.
>>149354043they are awful, what the fuck are you talking about
>>149354009better than your local shithole bar in el gay
Nothing wrong with a little goyslop from time to time
>>149354060im talking boneless not bone in
>>149354062>posted it again award
>>149354006this is the doyerpacos WS kek
Why didn't the dogs buy any food pitchers?
>>149354078they did but he's on the IL
>>149354062more legit than the 2020 or 2024 world series
>>149354070there's no such thing as boneless wings. you mean chickie nuggies
>>149354071>seethed again awardlol
>>149354105please for the love of God stop posting this slop, it doesn't even look good
>>149354108holy cope, this has to be a false flag. do poodrepacos really?
>>149354045you're right, you got me, i'm up in bakersfield working the fields
>>149354105these look worse and worse with every post. just fucking stop already
>>149354126nope its fact checked by multiple media outlets as true
the dodgers have no real world series
I know this doesn't matter and no one is going to believe me, but I think I was the first person to call someone paco in /mlb/. Can't be bothered to check the archive
>>149354105Keep posting, these are good
>>149354149Shut up pajeet
>>149354139hey, we're all pining for our 15 minutes of fame
>>149354127Thanks bro. That means a lot to me.
>>149354139i started the gay braves thing and i regret it desu
>>149354153I was once called a racist on live tv too. I was on a call in public access show once in los angeles and a Mexican dude called in to call me a racist
it's interesting that some teams have a plurality of american blacks, while other teams prefer carribean and central american blacks. is this related to how much they invest in foreign development, or something else?
>>149354139I started the BTFO meme by spamming it when the Lakers were losing even by a small margin
>>149354174It's related to how much dick yo momma sucks
I coined the term based
t. Lil B
>>149354187that doesn't make any sense, my mom is a virgin
>>149354174Partly, yeah, some teams have way better international farm systems and better connections/relationships in certain areas
>>149354194Jesus..? You've come back?
>beat the poodres in the last 2 series
>still post about them when playing the gnats
>>149350549They still claim the window is open, but refuse to offer long term contracts to keep talent. Plagued with injuries.
>>149354173my high-water mark was at a New Year's Eve festival as a newborn of a few weeks and a cameraman for NHK in Japan focused on me for a few seconds and I was broadcasted across Japan for a little bit.
Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Team.
>>149350549We're a good team
Two Innings tomorrow for Ohtani?
>>149350549memeiners can't win even with the best power hitting catcher in decades behind the dish having a career season.
>>149354220The past tense of broadcast is broadcast
>>149354200>beat the royals>don't care, literally cannot stop thinking about the dodgers>immediately tune into dodger game and post about them>doyerpacos reply>heh rent free
>>149354234Yes and 4 earned runs
>>1493542342 clean innings would be awesome
>>149354236good to know tho I probably won't have occasion to use it in a sentence in the future
>>149354239You niggas literally do the same thing though. You have a dedicated vtranny avatarfag posting about the poodres every single day lmao.
>>149354235friendly reminder this anon constantly whines about how ugly tats are on women
>>149354249jokes on them, he was only pretending to be retarded
Doyerpacos seething about Poodrepacos? I guess the Doyers must be losing KEK
For longevity, I think it's in the best interest of the DOYERS to only let him pitch 3-4 innings or 50-75 pitches.
>>149354265hes right, but this thread is about baseball
ok dodger fans, it's time to score 5 runs and lose in the 10th
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i just got drafted
>>149354264I’m a Doyers fan and I’ve told that baubau retard to neck himself multiple times
>>149354264and you have a schizo forced meme spammer
>>149354282good luck in the bahama wars, amigo. i'm sure you're first on russia's target list
i love that ohtani is hitting like shit AND pitching like shit! it's kino! reminds me of watching old NL baseball pre-DH
>>149354287Cram it, fundie!
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accurate tier list
>>149354282bring me back a souvenir please
>>149354282Only dumb zoomers will. Nature will heal afterwards.
>>149354302Are asians considered white or brown here
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TEO!
>>149354282TYFYS I will comfort Dua Lipa in your absence
>>149354322How sweaty can you make these?
Here comes the garbage time homers
>>149354287You see poopoo and peepee everywhere you look if you think I’m padres fan.
Gonna need two more runs here A’s
Oof, better wink that hole you fucking spiclovers
>>149354312Your dodgers are not asian coded, paco
>doyerpacos thought that was gone
KEK
>>149354351Didn’t ask about the dodgers you dumb dying whito*d
>>149354370lol i noticed that as well
low iq crowd
gg nats
see you tomorrow
congratulations on the world series win, poodrepacos
Can we stop pretending Ohtani is gonna pitch more than one inning tomorrow?
gg doyers
Gonna G A P E your Jap tomorrow tho
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>>149354384Hahahahaha hell yea dude
ohtranny gives up a grand slam and goes 0-4 tomorrow calling it now
>>149354393now we shitpost and falseflag
>>149354393I think there's still baseball on but pretty soon it will be nothing but schizo and gay shitposting until tomorrow morning.
>>149354402Famous Eva from Jelly On.
Mets won. Fuck my boricua ass
>dodgers 1-3 hitters
>1-12, 6ks
trade ohtani and mookie
>>149354402Rei's boobs are not that big you fucking degenerate. Also, Rei is canonically a Mariners fan
>>149354391love me sum nats AI slop
Let's discuss the Dodgers/Cubs/Mets triarchy. Who is the fraud?
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my jintsies :)
MY A'sies :(
My Twins have a -57 run differential since June 5. That's a 15 game stretch losing by nearly 4 runs per game on average. Jesus Christ.
Bud Selig was right about us all along.
>>149354502No, that's Rey. Not Rei.
>>149354511A’s got it tomorrow.
>>149354525What did Selig say
>>149354525You root for a comedy central team AND a minnesota team. It's like a collision of shit and piss.
>>149354543You're a cuck if you live in the east bay
>>149354509>posted it again award:^)
>>149354509He could save others from death but not himself.
>>149354534In 2001 he pushed make the Twins (and Expos) contract. As in, no longer exist as an MLB team. He got a 28-2 owner vote pushed through (with the Twins and Expos being the two dissenting teams), but the courts ruled that the Twins had to honor their Metrodome lease, so the contraction fell through.
>>149354543They’ll get it tomorrow.
>>149354562probably motivated by stealing Twins market share for his Brewers
I don't think the doyers are it, guys
>>149354549Atleast im not a yuppie
>>149354614nono, you misheard, I said the dodgers are SHIT
At least you got Ken Grif E. Jew Niah and Ran D. Jawnsin.
At least you got Fran Sysco Lin Doarh and Wan Soto
At least you got Ant Honey Wreck Her
>>149354633The sheriff’s NI-….
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it's time to hit the hay mariners nation
watched Recker highlights and now I have sticky stuff in my boxer briefs
>>149354763Did you spill food or a beverage?
I hate the summer so fucking much
>>149354796get in the pool before the bombs fall
Shaka when the walls fell.
All men should be born in a cage and have to prove their way out
>>149354912Gotta take a stand for yourself if people take advantage of you.
>>149354572I wonder if they're hairy down there.
>>149354912That dude seems like he just hates women
>>149354991Anyone who views family, love, and human relationships as transactional in such a way is a fundamentally broken person.
No marriage, no children, no religion. Function as an individual, not as part of a unit, group or tribe, and life for you (and those around you) will be better.
>>149355075Babby as the spit roasted.
>>149354912Do ‘toids really?
I don't wanna work at 7 AM......
>>149355798No shame in getting beat by your 2025 World Series Champs!
>padres won yet again
never had any doubt
>>149354302>florida teams>chicago teams>white
GG Nats, cya tomorrow for the rubber match
>>149355986The operative word is “coded”
If it was just racial demographics most if not all teams would be in the brown/mutt tier
>>149355986They’re called ‘toids.
>>149354302It’s funny how accurate this is
>>149354217Astros always keep talent and let go of players that are frauds and don't perform in the post season.
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Would you "open end" Shohei Ohtani?
>>149356686No I’m not Swedish
Which players make you look twice?
GM. 7 homers. Are we....are we back?
>>149357351Fuck my boricua ass
>St. Louis 6, Cincinnati 5
And that's a Redbird winner!
And coffee for everybody!
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>>149357351Would be peak comedy for the Mets to go on a long win streak rn but I’ll settle for series wins against Philly and Atlanta
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>>149357554Recker on the board!!!!
>>149357428winkys silence is deafening
Let's all take it easy today
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>>149358555Checkin those trips of takin ‘er easy
>>149358555checked and easypilled
>>149354912>hoping...make somewhere near what your ex used tomost athletes are broke by 40, especially NFL and NBA players. This particular player was making $50,000 the past 10 years, and is only now making $500,000 this year. But with a 5.00 ERA and a 1.5 WHIP, he isn't going to last long in the league. And if he was drafted out of high school, he has no education. She was going to be carrying him for the next 60 years of his life.
>>149355887wait, bau bau is pro-poodres? I'm so confused
>>149354302swap rangers and astros
white sox and nats also need to get moved down 2 tiers
you can't judge these teams on their loyal fanbases, you have to judge them by their bandwagon
Dwight's ox can haz Worlds eries?
>>149350549They clearly have an insane pitching coach and training staff. I can't explain it. They have a doyer tier pitching IL, the dude that started yesterday is a rookie and a few of their other pitchers are as well, yet they still have top 5 ERA and WHIP. Their hitting is absolute dogshit outside of Pena, but he won't sustain.
They aren't winning the division, they'll be lucky to make the wild card. They're just lucky we're in the tough part of our schedule. They're going to lose the next 6 games when they face real teams in the Phills and Cubs
Thanks to the anon that mentioned base 3 in response to my innings pitched complaint in the previous thread
It still bugs the shit out of me and doesn't quite make sense but at least it's something
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BIG PAPI
>>149359032lmao mariners really believe this
mets fans will be insufferable today
Thinkin
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>>149359043>tfw your starter went 100 innings and only threw 85 pitches
>>149359075>mets >fansHeh
So much for takin it easy
We'll need a couple of guys to take it hard for us
>>149359064it's not wrong, but I'm also not a marin*r fag
>>149359060The Red Sox are 100% paying him to say all this shit. He was on Instagram showing the texts that Devers never replied to, he won’t let it go.
>>149359060>3b with the worst defense
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based Jomboy spitting facts!
Getting my bussy blasted tonight to celebrate the mets win!
>>149359190he’s a manfred plant paid to pacify newfags and redditors
Gonna blast some mets bussy tonight!
Trevor Bauer's struggling lately
>>149359060he just hates him cuz he lightskin
>>149359260my dragons fucking suck
>>149359260My bad dragons are in the hole right now
>>149359189I didn't know Ohtani played 3rd base
Not that I’m against NPB or KBO posting but why doesn’t anyone post the MLB results and Standings?
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how badly will the doyerpacos seethe after getting spiritually swept today?
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>>149359336Would you want me to add that to my posting?
>>149359337>>149359388>misiorowski>brozdowski>pollack I’m recognizing a pattern here
>>149359336Please fuck my ass
>>149359397I would have just posted them tbqhwu but I’m phone fagging rn
>>149359416I'll think about it
>>149359450The big problem is I also phonepost sometimes and there's no one like the NPB & KBO twitter posters for MLB that posts a very simple stat graphic for baseball of the day.
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>>149359421>Poles in Jamestown Documentary>Claims that baseball was introduced in America by PolesBaseball is /oursport/. The rest of you guys can play/watch it, I guess, but you have to pay a tax to APPAC (American Polish Public Affairs Committee).
>>149359476>>149359494So like, if I was only PC posting I'd be using google's setup. Here's an example.
American League Standings
>>149359527National League Standings
>>149359527>>149359540>cubgerpolitans >yankgerstros strange bedfellows atop the league today
>a tigers dodgers broship called gergers
>>149359597>vulpiss off day
>>149359831>gets warm>gets benched
Ethiopia loves the Yankees.
>>149360136extra innings of a 1-1 game
>>14936013671-17, but rained out in the third inning and rescheduled. Yes, despite the roof.
>>149360251ok placing this bet
Did new york really name their baseball team after yanking dudes off?
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>>149360403Me on the right
>>149360403>wypipo>every single time
Buck Showalter is in the booth today for Baltimore @ Yankees.
>>149360403So, is this supposed to be pro-racism, or anti-racism, or pro/anti-baseball, or some kind of nuanced perspective of the international popularity of baseball belying the absurdity of longheld cultural attitudes, or the consequence of a dumb lost bet, or what? I don't get it.
>>149360534new tigers fan here, how do people make these images? I feel like they’ve been around a lot longer than AI.
>>149360569its called img2img. i use stablediffusion (i have it installed on my machine).
Coasters Carolina has to be a great gamble here at 20%. No way would LSU sweep right? 5 times your money seems sweet.
It’s time for Yankees béisbol
Surely he stepped off the bag and is out.
>>149360403Proud American here
They gotta get Warren the fuck out of this game. It’s just hit after hit after hit after hit.
>Cal Raleigh is on pace for 65 home runs
Manfred is gonna have him popped for roids isn’t he Msbros? Can’t let a quirked up white boy have too much fun…
>>149360559>Those two women and that cucked looking guyDefinitely anti racism using Jackie Robinson as a dog whistle to drag baseball into it.
>>149359336you should know what the standings are. if you dont then dont post here, r/mlb is more for you
>>149360486>Roman AnthonyLets let his average get over .200 before we start giving him awards.
fuck you chick fil a i just want a chicken sandwich for breakfast on a sunday morning
>>149360559>I don't get it.its white people screaming RACISM into the aether for "look at me im an activist" points. every one of these people holding the sign avoids black neighborhoods
Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD tonight?
>can I get a HOOOOOIIIIIYAAAA
Stay classy Yankee stadium.
>>149360817I know who’s leading every division and where my team is in their division (first place) you weird little autist, I was just saying if we are gonna post KBO/NPB scores and standings every day then we should also post MLB scores and standings. Lmao toids really will complain about anything, maybe r/etard is more for you.
>>149360817yep, this toid is dying out for sure.
Warren bounces back by striking out the side.
Belli, Big G, and Jazz due up.
I’m not dying out I’m just sleeping in :)
>>149359527>>149359540grrrrrrr take this shit back to r/mlb
>>149359060why is a fat dh opening his mouth about defense and fitness? by this point in his career he was putting his glove on like 3 times a year with a gut bigger than devers'
mouthpiece shill
We are over 4/5ths of the way to nu...tho.
Jazz doubles on a fly ball.
Collision at the plate.
Chisholm scores safely on a line drive from DJ Lemahieu
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Orioles catcher got pulled out of the game.
Webm soon.
new tigers fan here
hope my tiggies don't get gaped again
The orioles are actually retarded. I can't wait to see these retards be sellers at the deadline.
>>149360828popeyes will do you right
>>149361066>>149361111>toid left fielders accuracy
>>149361250Not only are they stealing bases, they're assaulting opposing players along the Base paths
>Roku broadcast
ointment niggas…
>>149361261popeyes here doesn't have breakfast
did the orioles even make the playoffs during their window
>>149361281>michael gaykek
>>149361296Yea but I don’t think they ever won a series
Warren picks up 2Ks to end the inning.
>>149361315Nice projection homo.
>>149361315I’m not a Yankees fan I’m an ointment fan
>>149361363Collision Kino
Judgy continues his dominance of Kremer.
>>149361363>>149361379Jesus Christ lmao that is a terrible throw.
>check swing single
Incredible contribution Rice.
>>149361379toidniggas turn into Houdini around superior hung cock.
>>149361379toidnigga really said “ite ima fuck witcha”
>>149361363dang that was a scary collision
the heck was cowser throwing to lol
>>149361379toidnigga said “this way massa” kek
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>>149361379toidnigga turned into michael phelps lol
Let’s take it easy on them toidies
>>149361379toidniggas swimin’ in it
>Gary Sanchez is still in da league
lol orioles
what the fvck is a toid???
>>149361379Where is he going bros?
Boone a goofy lookin nigga
Who are the yellow-skinned toids?
is jacob misiorowski the new randy johnson, and if so, when does he come play for the dodgers? :)
>>149361638RJ never played for the dodgers.
>>149359060big papi still shuckin and jivin for john henry
>>149361638looks like what Roki was supposed to be. all arms legs and elbows. first guys it makes me think of are young Rich Hill and Chris Sale. good on him but I don't see him holding up and dominating for a long time.
Reddit has better whitoid discussion
>>149361363who has the right of way here?
Is it true that Sale went down for the season on a groundout by Juan Soto?
>>149361379>>149361363What was Jizz Jiizm even doing here? It looks like he jumps right before the collision.
>>149361797That’s not his name.
>>149361822chimp chimpsolm
>>149361566>Charlie Morton>Sugano>Gary SanchezThese are the pieces orioles brass brought in to help their young core breakthrough. The young core they tanked their franchise for 5 years to acquire.
I'm glad tanking died with this shit franchise
>>149361797>toidcel screechingBaseball is at its best with black leaders on and off the field. Because blacks made baseball into what it is today. Because baseball always was, is, and will be black
>>149361869Based and negro league pilled
>>149361904for me its the black crackers
captcha: GAGSM
Why does Aaron Boone sound like Jackie Robinson?
>>149361878>>149361920Fuck bro, your OC is so creative.
>>149361925being around civil rights icons like jazz is rubbing off on him
My papa calls Jazz el haitiano (he’s Bahamian) lol
>>149361927Only OC I care about is Otherniggas' Coochie
pete crow-armstrong needs to choose crow or armstrong. hyphenated names do not roll off the tongue. in fact, their such a pain in the ass to say that fans and play-by-play guys alike default to using their initials.
>pete crow
>pete armstrong
these good, solid, tight baseball names. these are all-star names.
>PCA
this is retarded. is this the basketball player? oh, no that's SGA, another idiot who doesn't understand that hyphenated names are unwieldy and actively work against your brand identity and appeal. what are we even doing here.
>>149362080>theirdo not dismiss my point because of this minor typo
>>149362080Pete Crow is cooler. He should just use his middle name instead of the two last names: Pete Jim Crow
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Jays need a win today
>>149362080I just elide the two and call him crong
>>149362179it is cooler, and crow gives the play-by-play guy lots of room to play with language.
>Pete Jim Crowyou son of a bitch
>>149362274>Be a racist caricature>Be named Jazz
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>>149362215I predict total bird victory
>>149362290Armstrong probably has more opportunities for word play desu
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i always thought this was a racist nickname until i learned the origin.
>>149362406What if your mom was getting dicked by a nigga named “Oil Can”
>>149362434it would be a step up from the present company she keeps
>>149362215game should be canceled on account of the heat
>>149362457Oil Drum still running the house
>>149362398crow flies around the bases
crow flaps at a pitch
i don't know, it paints a picture. what's armstrong got?
armstrong strong-arms a throw home?
armstrong muscles a breaking ball to the gap?
>>149362080not funny. still calling him pca
>>149362394Is that supposed to be Manoah or another fat Blue Jay?
>>149362534we’re not fat anymore.
>>149362512>Neil Armstrong Blast to the moon. One small step
The right stuff
>Lance Armstrong I bet he'd give his left nut to get that pitch again
>>149362530>still calling him pcathis is how i know you were born after 9/11
>>149362562>we’re not fat anymore.Haha. Lieeeeees!
>>149362562You're spiritually fat.
>>149362563one small step and giant leap are really good, nice pull
Good morning, /mlb/! I totally forgot Merrill is coming back from IL today. Hopefully offense aura pops up today with Merrill back hehe
>fudge
Should've pinch hit volpe
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Can I get uhh...?
>>149362707The next Derek Jetah would have gotten it done!
I thought you guys said judge was a generational talent.
>>149362738Who is Sir Anthony?
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