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Anonymous Mexico No.149351875 >>149351948 >>149352710 >>149353178
River Plate vs Monterrey match thread #2
River Plate 0 - 0 Monterrey
Anonymous Spain No.149351909 >>149351953
Anonymous Argentina No.149351913 >>149351941
hambrientos narizones
Anonymous Canada No.149351917 >>149352110
perro
Anonymous Brazil No.149351923
a ni me
Anonymous Mexico No.149351930
mexichangos saltamuros
Anonymous Colombia No.149351940 >>149352079 >>149352105
Anime
Anonymous Mexico No.149351941
>>149351913
Frijoleros saltamuros
Anonymous United States No.149351948 >>149351983
>>149351875 (OP)
my chicago bears would bootyblast both of these teams
Anonymous Spain No.149351950
Anonymous Mexico No.149351951 >>149352007
what are the chances both this teams advance if they draw?
Anonymous United States No.149351953
>>149351909
>no ass
skipped
Anonymous Argentina No.149351955 >>149352129 >>149352217
Anime kanni
Anonymous France No.149351956 >>149351996 >>149352026
Game was just paused to inform everyone the US has entered war with Iran!
Anonymous Colombia No.149351963
Drumft was only on for like 4 minutes.
He says Iran will either have to make peace or the mutts will keep on bombing them. On other news you're all a bunch of faggots.
Anonymous Mexico No.149351971
>>149351898
wanna play dankey kang lolinanza.
>>149351864
>>149351911
nice
Anonymous Spain No.149351980
on other news
nothing happened
Anonymous Mexico No.149351983
>>149351948
My cubbies too
Anonymous Brazil No.149351996 >>149352026 >>149352047
>>149351956
imagine the kino if iran launches a nuke right in the middle of the field of this semen slurping game
Anonymous Argentina No.149352007
>>149351951
River draws with Inter + Monterray destroys Urawa
or
River beats Inter + Monterrey wins 1-0
Anonymous Spain No.149352016 >>149352036
Anonymous Mexico No.149352019 >>149352174 >>149352209
so let me get this straight, the jews blackmailed the orange nigger and told him to bomb their rivals based solely on hearsay yet people still not believe the jews own america?
Anonymous Mexico No.149352026 >>149352060
>>149351956
>>149351996
Big if true
Anonymous Mexico No.149352029
River Plate doesn't even care
Anonymous Chile No.149352035
>>149351633
Hajime no Ippo, I'm watching the Kamowaga postwar fight
Anonymous Spain No.149352036
>>149352016
Cute
Anonymous Brazil No.149352042 >>149352069 >>149352073 >>149352076 >>149352084 >>149352104 >>149352156 >>149352177
Tell me about River Plate, bros.
I donโ€™t know much about Argentinian clubs.
Anonymous United States No.149352047 >>149352086 >>149352117
>>149351996
Please no I'm in California anon
Anonymous Mexico No.149352060 >>149352081 >>149352096 >>149352117 >>149352402
>>149352026
>tattoos
into the trash it goes
Anonymous Argentina No.149352069
>>149352042
small club they burned their own stadium once after getting relegated
Anonymous Mexico No.149352073 >>149352098
>>149352042
They are like Club America but from Argentina
Anonymous Mexico No.149352076
>>149352042
They love Peru nation team hence the jersey
Anonymous Brazil No.149352079
>>149351940
based Monogatari fan
Anonymous United States No.149352081
>>149352060
Low t
Anonymous Argentina No.149352084
>>149352042
high test club they burned their own stadium once after getting relegated
Anonymous Colombia No.149352086
Goatfuckers shouldn't have chanted "death to America" for literal decades.
>>149352047
https://www.sss.gov/
Anonymous Mexico No.149352092
they're never gonna score if they let memestuono do every free kick
Anonymous United States No.149352096
>>149352060
faggot
Anonymous Mexico No.149352098
>>149352073
Boca is Amรฉrica. River is Chivas.
Anonymous Argentina No.149352102 >>149352212 >>149352235
nothing is happening outside this game
just two mexican teams playing soccer, that's all, life is good
Anonymous Brazil No.149352104
>>149352042
Never got relegated dont believe their lies
Anonymous Mexico No.149352105
>>149351940
I'm a cute and funny enjoyer, and I like Monogatari, just finished Koyomimonogatari's second novel.
Anonymous Argentina No.149352110 >>149352163 >>149352171
>>149351917
what is up with this word that makes anglos burst with laughter?
Anonymous Mexico No.149352117
>>149352060
ngmi
>>149352047
build a bunker
Anonymous Mexico No.149352120 >>149352136
going to la B is not that bad, it helps to build character
Anonymous United States No.149352129
>>149351955
mi vieja we
Anonymous Brazil No.149352132 >>149352152 >>149352154
Iโ€™m rooting for whitexicans
Anonymous Brazil No.149352133
You niggas dont even have relegation
Anonymous Mexico No.149352135
FIGHT
Anonymous Argentina No.149352136 >>149352162
>>149352120
maybe true, they won everything after a season in la B, league, libertadores, everything
Anonymous Mexico No.149352138
Mastantuono is such a jobber
Anonymous Mexico No.149352152
>>149352132
Thanks :)
Anonymous Mexico No.149352154 >>149352169
>>149352132
>not rooting for lightskin mexicans
Anonymous Argentina No.149352156
>>149352042
the white man's club
Anonymous Mexico No.149352162
>>149352136
that's a good guy arc
River are the good guys
Anonymous Mexico No.149352163
>>149352110
they live any rr word
arriba
perro
burrito
guerra
Anonymous Mexico No.149352169
>>149352154
La Yรบnez estรก bien rica, se ve que te deja llenarla de mecos
Anonymous Canada No.149352171
>>149352110
theres a certain youthful whimsy to the word 'perro'
unlike the english 'dog' which sounds very base and low
Anonymous Spain No.149352173 >>149352181 >>149352188 >>149352207
a ver si fusila Franco a los mejicanos
Anonymous Brazil No.149352174
>>149352019
The next step is dragging Americans to die on behalf of a foreign country
Anonymous Chile No.149352176 >>149352193 >>149352199 >>149352236
is Mastantuono the new Messi or something?
Anonymous Brazil No.149352177
>>149352042
They don't like people who can't afford to bring vacรญo to the asado.
Anonymous Mexico No.149352180
as a foreigner i've always liked river, but i feel like if i was from there i would hate them
my team would be a weirdo team like aldosivi or something like that
Anonymous Argentina No.149352181
>>149352173
No refunds.
Anonymous Mexico No.149352188
>>149352173
Franco Escamilla?
Anonymous Mexico No.149352193
>>149352176
kek delusional, Messi would have scored twice already given the same opportunities as Mastantuono
Anonymous United States No.149352195
perrocacuono
Anonymous Ecuador No.149352199 >>149352211
>>149352176
He's the new Higuain. Shorter tho
Anonymous Mexico No.149352207
>>149352173
Franco died in the 70s, dude.
Anonymous United States No.149352209 >>149352223
>>149352019
>he doesn't realize that israel and the jews have been jesuit sockpuppets since wwii
lol. lmao even
Anonymous Chile No.149352211 >>149352266
>>149352199
>new Higuain
is that a good or bad thing?
Anonymous Brazil No.149352212
>>149352102
based
Anonymous Argentina No.149352217
>>149351955
>shilling the same AI pictures all day with a link to your twitter and patreon
how much money are you making?
Anonymous Mexico No.149352218
yellocard hahahah
Anonymous Mexico No.149352222
Murderball is on again
Anonymous Colombia No.149352223
>>149352209
Based
Anonymous Brazil No.149352235
>>149352102
nothing is happening inside the game either
Anonymous Argentina No.149352236 >>149352280
>>149352176
he has a good agent and that's all, he's the new endrick
Anonymous Spain No.149352237 >>149352249 >>149352253 >>149352261 >>149352265 >>149352280
>mastantuono being called mastonto in dazn chat
it's over
Anonymous Argentina No.149352249 >>149352267
>>149352237
no refunds mandrilbro
Anonymous Mexico No.149352252
making ramos your captain as soon as he got out of the plane is /weakmind/ as fuck and that's why rayados aren't gonna win shit
Anonymous Mexico No.149352253 >>149352276 >>149352330
>>149352237
There is a chat in that shit? lmao
Let me guess the chat messages
>Hambrientinos
>Mexichangos
Anonymous Colombia No.149352261 >>149352330
>>149352237
Is your narration on panchito too? I'd rather listen to gallego than mexican.
Anonymous Argentina No.149352265
>>149352237
>45m for the white Endrik
Anonymous Ecuador No.149352266
>>149352211
if you sold him, very good
if you bought him, very bad
Ramos is doing a lot of mistakes
Anonymous Spain No.149352267
>>149352249
Xabi will unlock him + he needs more time
Anonymous Mexico No.149352270
>that tigres fan in the river area
Anonymous United States No.149352276
>>149352253
they ban people quick
Anonymous Canada No.149352277
>dazn commentators actually laughing at how bad this game is
Anonymous Chile No.149352280
>>149352237
>>149352236
>otro invento de ESPN
Anonymous Brazil No.149352283 >>149352290 >>149352298 >>149352338 >>149352357
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Anonymous Brazil No.149352284
this is NOT a slurper it's a defensive technical masterclass
Anonymous Mexico No.149352288
That was close
Anonymous Mexico No.149352290 >>149352294 >>149352316
>>149352283
??
Anonymous Brazil No.149352293
I expected more desu
Anonymous Mexico No.149352294
>>149352290
>he doesn't know
Anonymous Brazil No.149352296
i was sold a murderball kino. what the fuck is this
Anonymous Argentina No.149352298
>>149352283
pajero
Anonymous Chile No.149352308
BROOOOOOOO
SCORE SAM FACKING GOALSSSSSSS
Anonymous Mexico No.149352312
With Ramos in the defense is obvious that River is only going to get gassed trying to pressure non-stop.
Anonymous Colombia No.149352316
>>149352290
Are you new to the internet?
Anonymous Mexico No.149352322 >>149352506
a game played to perfection is a draw o algo
Anonymous Mexico No.149352326 >>149352359 >>149352393
Is it over for Monterrey if they draw? Can they still qualify?
Anonymous Spain No.149352330 >>149352358
>>149352261
it's in real Spanish
>>149352253
we have chat in Spain Dazn at least
Anonymous United States No.149352338
>>149352283
based
Anonymous Australia No.149352344 >>149352404
how do mexicucks cope with the fact they'll never be as good at soccer or women's skateboarding as Argentina/Brazil?
Anonymous Argentina No.149352345
HAHAHAHAHAH
>The absolute state
Anonymous Mexico No.149352354
El pity Martinez will score the winner goal
Anonymous Chile No.149352357
>>149352283
big if true
Anonymous Ecuador No.149352358 >>149352401
>>149352330
>Tamal nickname is getting popular
:,)
Anonymous Mexico No.149352359
>>149352326
Le ganan a los japoneses y tienen 5 puntos. Practicamente adentro
Anonymous Mexico No.149352364 >>149352366 >>149352384
red for river soon
Anonymous Argentina No.149352366
>>149352364
amulo nufa
Anonymous Argentina No.149352368
NOTHIING IS FUCKING HAPPENING I HATE RIBER
Anonymous United States No.149352370
RAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
Anonymous United States No.149352373
mamutmo is already washed
Anonymous Mexico No.149352381 >>149352406
How can't they beat a CONCACAF team? lol
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149352384
>>149352364
we need to get a red for sergio ramos so it can be added to that CWC collage image
Anonymous Brazil No.149352391
Nuke alarms at 72'
Anonymous Argentina No.149352393
>>149352326
Monterrey wins 0-0 with this, RiBer is more fucked since it needs to win against Inter or die
Anonymous Colombia No.149352394
>riBer
Anonymous Colombia No.149352396
Imma cheer for Inter next match. Fuck riber.
Anonymous United States No.149352397
this is a good game
Anonymous United States No.149352400
If someone could score a goal that'd be great.
Anonymous Mexico No.149352401
>>149352358
its always been a normie meme
Anonymous United States No.149352402
>>149352060
based
Anonymous Mexico No.149352404
>>149352344
>women's skateboarding
huh?
Anonymous Mexico No.149352405 >>149352432
VAMOS RIVER
Anonymous Mexico No.149352406
>>149352381
concachads
Anonymous Argentina No.149352407 >>149352425
>oleating on a 0-0
?
Anonymous Brazil No.149352411 >>149352425
>olรฉ
Anonymous United States No.149352413
how have you enjoyed this tournament so far, scale of 1 to 10?

for me it's a 6
Anonymous Argentina No.149352418
Oleeee
Anonymous Mexico No.149352420 >>149352466 >>149352493
>ole-ing at 0-0
ah yes, the mexican classic
Anonymous Argentina No.149352425 >>149352479
>>149352407
>>149352411
Why the actual fucks do mexicans do this
Anonymous Colombia No.149352428 >>149352443
What the fuck is wrong with mexican fans?
Anonymous United States No.149352432
>>149352405
Built for BBC
Big Brayan Cock
Anonymous Spain No.149352433 >>149352486
sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp
Anonymous Argentina No.149352434 >>149352439
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL
Anonymous Argentina No.149352438
>mastantuono
knowing brito he may actually offer a refund
Anonymous Mexico No.149352439
>>149352434
???
Anonymous Australia No.149352440
they know it goes yellow card -> red card, right?
not yellow card -> green card
Anonymous Argentina No.149352441 >>149352479
>oleee
>0-0
Anonymous Argentina No.149352443
>>149352428
they are not actual mexicans but half breed mutts who think they "get" "soccer" "culture"
Anonymous Brazil No.149352445
mexico is winning a beautiful 0-0 about to be eliminated right now
Anonymous United States No.149352446
Real Madrid got fucking scammed. This franco guy sucks.
Anonymous Mexico No.149352449 >>149352483
>nooooo you have to be winning 10-0 to scream ole
no fun allowed fags
Anonymous Mexico No.149352455
GOLAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous United States No.149352458
Monterrey is clearly the whiter hinchada
Anonymous Argentina No.149352459
1-0
>1-0
1-0
>1-0
1-0
>1-0
Anonymous Chile No.149352460
OOOOOOOOOOLEEEEEE
ME EL HOYO
Anonymous United States No.149352462
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Anonymous Mexico No.149352466 >>149352489
>>149352420
>Nothing ever happens match
>Mexican start oleing
>argies get mad
>Win
Mexicans never learn
Anonymous Argentina No.149352471
>bastardtonto
Anonymous Mexico No.149352472
Mastantuono is a fucking hack lol
Anonymous Ecuador No.149352474
CHADrada
CHADrada
CHADrada
CHADrada
CHADrada
Anonymous Brazil No.149352476
matsumoto
Anonymous United States No.149352479
>>149352425
>>149352441
you guys are out if you draw this game
Anonymous Argentina No.149352481
Platense would be up by 4 right now
Anonymous Colombia No.149352483 >>149352512
>>149352449
At least be winning 2-0. Not a fucking tie. It makes you look retarded.
Anonymous United States No.149352486 >>149352517
>>149352433
she most likely has at least one bowel movement daily, what do you think the typical consistency is?
Anonymous Argentina No.149352487
>"corran la bola" ad
Anonymous Mexico No.149352489
>>149352466
>argies get mad
that counts as a win for me
Anonymous Colombia No.149352492
>masturboro
Anonymous Argentina No.149352493
>>149352420
>mexiCAN'Ts getting uppity
>0-0 slurper
>mastontono a smoke seller
>the hispANO chinitas poster is back
Not for me
Anonymous United States No.149352494
GOLAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous Mexico No.149352497
nice save
Anonymous Mexico No.149352498
they're better than boca and riber
Anonymous Brazil No.149352504
Now that's a PROPER Libertadores game. Kino.
Anonymous Mexico No.149352506
>>149352322
based billardista
Anonymous United States No.149352510
>the best river in history cant beat the worst monterrey in history
oof
Anonymous Mexico No.149352512
>>149352483
>football is SERIOUS BUSINESS
shut your fag mouth
Anonymous United States No.149352517
>>149352486
salty bags of coins
Anonymous Argentina No.149352524 >>149352569
I browsed pornhub earlier today for about 45 minutes and there was less semen slurped in the videos and thumbnails I saw than this match
Anonymous Mexico No.149352526 >>149352563
How the fuck Mastantuono pretends to play for RM with this level? lol
Anonymous United States No.149352534 >>149352555 >>149352556 >>149352560 >>149352573 >>149352587 >>149352588 >>149352590 >>149352592 >>149352638
>The best team in Argentina can't score again one of our midtable teams
lol
Anonymous Ecuador No.149352536
WHAT A RETARD CANALES
Anonymous Colombia No.149352537 >>149352581 >>149352585
Was that obssesed cucktuguese poster last night on boquita's game?
Anonymous Mexico No.149352540 >>149352567
how on earth are uefarabs losing to this?
Anonymous Mexico No.149352553
>OLEEEEEEE
Anonymous Argentina No.149352555
>>149352534
>best team in Argentina
Boca already played
Anonymous Argentina No.149352556
>>149352534
chiqui league annihilates you, it's the way things have been since the past few years
Anonymous Australia No.149352559
> mexicans start oleating at 0-0
> riber scores

they do not understand the concept of mufa
Anonymous Mexico No.149352560
>>149352534
Monterrey is trash. If River were a good team, they would be like 3-0 ahead.
Anonymous Mexico No.149352563
>>149352526
Haven't you learned anything this week?
European football is 99% good marketing
Anonymous Spain No.149352564 >>149352604
patada traviesa de Canales para tranquilizar al simio
Anonymous United States No.149352567
>>149352540
they dont care
Anonymous Mexico No.149352568
riversissies getting tired its our time
Anonymous Colombia No.149352569 >>149352596
>>149352524
>browsing jewhub
but why
Anonymous Japan No.149352573 >>149352605
>>149352534
I would say River isn't the best team in Argentina right now, but I won't even begin to try to understand the Argentine league system to explain why so here's your (You)
Anonymous United States No.149352581 >>149352615 >>149352616
>>149352537
It was revealed he was angolan and never posted again
Anonymous United States No.149352585
>>149352537
no but the chikaner was
Anonymous Mexico No.149352586 >>149352593 >>149352602
>This slurp match got hyped so much for this
Anonymous Australia No.149352587
>>149352534
>our
Anonymous Brazil No.149352588
>>149352534
Huracรกn weren't invited.
Anonymous United States No.149352590
>>149352534
>our
you have to go back
Anonymous United States No.149352591 >>149352671
Anonymous Brazil No.149352592 >>149352610 >>149352631
>>149352534
That means Mexican teams should return to copalib
Anonymous Argentina No.149352593 >>149352613 >>149352625
>>149352586
>This slurp match got hyped
???
Anonymous Argentina No.149352596
>>149352569
I wasn't looking for high grade spank material, give me a fake bitch with fake big tits and a bubble butt and I'm good to go if I'm not really feeling it
Anonymous Mexico No.149352602
>>149352586
Pls read the graphs
Anonymous Mexico No.149352604
>>149352564
kek
Anonymous Spain No.149352605
>>149352573
Platense is the best team in Argentina
Anonymous United States No.149352610 >>149352632
>>149352592
Didn't tigres beat the copalib champion at the cwc
Anonymous Mexico No.149352613
>>149352593
muh latinx teams with passionate fans o algo
muh epic argentina mexico rivalry o algo
Anonymous Colombia No.149352615
>>149352581
>angolan
Lol no wonder he posts black chicks getting fucked by white guys
Anonymous Japan No.149352616
>>149352581
really? and how?
Anonymous Mexico No.149352619
Ramos
Anonymous United States No.149352624 >>149352683
Semen slurpisest match of the whole tournament. The other 0-0s were actually fun, but this is ass.
Anonymous Mexico No.149352625
>>149352593
Your media said that they need to play and win this match to pass to the next stage
Anonymous Mexico No.149352631 >>149352663
>>149352592
Sounds good in theory in reality concacaf won't allow us to send our best only mid table teams like pumas, Puebla, Chivas who will get goalated
Anonymous Mexico No.149352632
>>149352610
yes and pachuca too
we're on a undefeated run against sudacaniggers
Anonymous Germany No.149352635
where's the soul? where's the action?
Anonymous Australia No.149352637
to be fair, you have to have a pretty high iq to spend your sunday watching a 0-0 draw between two subpar latam teams in the group stage of a mickey mouse tournament
Anonymous Argentina No.149352638 >>149352658 >>149352676 >>149352680 >>149352698
>>149352534
>t.
Anonymous Brazil No.149352642
This match is so boring. Nowhere near Fluminense's level.
Anonymous Argentina No.149352646
BORJA YOU NIQQA
Anonymous Mexico No.149352650
Borja hijo de puta
Anonymous Argentina No.149352651
negro de mierda
Anonymous Mexico No.149352652
GOOOOOOOOOAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Anonymous Mexico No.149352653
HAHAHAHA
Anonymous Argentina No.149352654
la puta madre que te pario, borja
Anonymous Japan No.149352655 >>149352688
In any case a tie pretty much leaves River out of the competition, I can't imagine an eliminated Urawa being more opposition than Inter trying to secure their spot
Anonymous Argentina No.149352656
BORJ--ACK
Anonymous Spain No.149352657
Vete a la mierda mono
Anonymous United States No.149352658
>>149352638
hahahahahaha
Anonymous Argentina No.149352660
We fucking suck
Anonymous United States No.149352663
>>149352631
>goalated

Kek there is no way to translate โ€œgolearโ€ or โ€œgolizaโ€
Anonymous Brazil No.149352664
>bosta
Anonymous Colombia No.149352667 >>149352711
Imagine flying from Good Airs to LA, which is like a 15 hour flight to watch this absolute slurper.
>borja cucks out
Anonymous Brazil No.149352669
Racism incidents in Buenos Aires rise by 120%
Anonymous Brazil No.149352671
>>149352591
Nick was right
Anonymous Brazil No.149352672
geeez
Anonymous Argentina No.149352675
>lol boca can't score against Neuer
Anonymous United States No.149352676
>>149352638
literally me
Anonymous United States No.149352680
>>149352638
BASED
Anonymous Colombia No.149352681
NO REFUNDS
Anonymous Brazil No.149352683 >>149352704 >>149352738
>>149352624
and then you had a retard on last thread saying they prefer this copalib kind of match, complete mongoloid
Anonymous Brazil No.149352684
Palmeiras legend, Borja
Anonymous Mexico No.149352685
Monterreyhermanos do you sign a draw?
Anonymous Argentina No.149352687 >>149352736
>21ยบC
>cooling break
Expaing yourselves, amerisofts.
Anonymous Mexico No.149352688 >>149352713 >>149352722
>>149352655
Why did Japan send only one team?
Anonymous Brazil No.149352693
its good to see borja getting exposed
rives is retarded on still thinking he will solve anything
Anonymous Chile No.149352696
dis nigga borja bruh
Anonymous Spain No.149352697 >>149352719 >>149352720 >>149352734 >>149352741 >>149352771 >>149352798 >>149352875
i spent my saturday night watching this instead of going out clubbing and having sex with a big breasted lady i could find dancing there (i'm so lonely)
Anonymous Colombia No.149352698
>>149352638
Based chicano.
Anonymous Argentina No.149352699
>20 minutes to score and qualify
>or finish 0-0 and have to fight for your life against inter (assuming monterrey doesn't choke against the nips)
Anonymous Argentina No.149352704
>>149352683
I read the filename as "captura de teta"
Anonymous Mexico No.149352708
Sergio Ramos is just too much for River to handle
Anonymous Mexico No.149352709
>cooling break
Anonymous Brazil No.149352710
>>149351875 (OP)
Classic borja
Anonymous Brazil No.149352711
>>149352667
Argentinians do it for the journey, not for the outcome. Boca fans slept on the beach for days, got beat up by Fluminense fans, got beat up by the police, lost the game and went back to Buenos Aires with smiles on their faces.
Anonymous United States No.149352712
seriously a water break in this weather?
sudacas are as gay as eurosissies
Anonymous United States No.149352713
>>149352688
AFC Champions keeps getting won by arab teams
Anonymous Colombia No.149352718
cooling break?
Anonymous Argentina No.149352719 >>149352818
>>149352697
You were never doing that.
Anonymous United States No.149352720 >>149352818
>>149352697
Itโ€™s only 4:42, donโ€™t you guys party until 6am?
Anonymous Japan No.149352722
>>149352688
arabs too stronk
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149352723 >>149352731 >>149352732 >>149352735 >>149352747 >>149352751 >>149352784
what are you lads drinking for the Cooling Break?
for me, its water
Anonymous Mexico No.149352725 >>149352739
what is this break for real
Anonymous United States No.149352729 >>149352753 >>149352755 >>149352756 >>149352815
River plate fans are so quiet compared to Boca it's funny
Anonymous Mexico No.149352731
>>149352723
mineral water with a taste of lime
Anonymous Australia No.149352732
>>149352723
mid-strength low-carb lager
Anonymous Colombia No.149352734 >>149352818
>>149352697
Even if you had gone out, you know you wouldn't have done any of those things. Just accept your fate or do something to change your life.
Anonymous Argentina No.149352735
>>149352723
gaseous state water
Anonymous United States No.149352736 >>149352757 >>149352765
>>149352687
Our sports never get cooling breaks, it's just a soccer thing
Anonymous Brazil No.149352738
>>149352683
>t. adhd zoomer
Anonymous United States No.149352739
>>149352725
jewish advertisements
Anonymous Mexico No.149352741 >>149352766
>>149352697
do older women prefer older men as they did when they were young or do they prefer men in their mid 20s?
Anonymous United States No.149352742
as dumb as this game is, the stadium is absolutely perfect for soccer
Anonymous Brazil No.149352747
>>149352723
your mums titty milk
Anonymous United States No.149352751
>>149352723
I'm drinking AGUA
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149352753
>>149352729
they were just excited to be in a stadium that wasnt about to collapse and kill 10,000 people
Anonymous Mexico No.149352755 >>149352774
>>149352729
riber doesn't have any cool chants
boca just spams DALE DALE DALE DALE DALE DALE BOCA
Anonymous Mexico No.149352756
>>149352729
R-rose bowl is more open...
Anonymous Australia No.149352757
>>149352736
that's because players spend half the game sitting down on the sideline kek
play a real sport like aussie rules you lazy cunts
Anonymous Argentina No.149352760 >>149352786
guy who pronounces the "ri" in "river" like "ryu" (rye-eugh)
Anonymous Argentina No.149352761
Anonymous United States No.149352765
>>149352736
US sports can sub out players at any time and have timeouts
Anonymous United States No.149352766
>>149352741
the older ones who like younger men are batshit crazy or alcoholics
fun for a few nights but you gotta get out right away
Anonymous Brazil No.149352768 >>149352785
Why is Masturbamonos unable to score?
Anonymous Brazil No.149352771 >>149352875
>>149352697
and I spent my saturday night watching this instead of hiring a big milf hooker on Fatal Model. I'm so lonely too
Anonymous Brazil No.149352774 >>149352794 >>149352801 >>149352811
>>149352755
quรฉ pasรณ con boca?
Anonymous Brazil No.149352784
>>149352723
Aguinha
Anonymous Argentina No.149352785
>>149352768
>Masturbamonos
jej
Anonymous Japan No.149352786 >>149352802
>>149352760
It happens when people try to force a pronunciation for /v/ but aren't used to it. Japanese do it all the time as well.
Anonymous United States No.149352788 >>149352812 >>149352842
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Anonymous Mexico No.149352789 >>149352812 >>149352842
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Anonymous Mexico No.149352791 >>149352810
Mastantuono got exposed hard as a hack this game
Anonymous Argentina No.149352794
>>149352774
they got their assholes rompeated
Anonymous Argentina No.149352798
>>149352697
This but getting barebacked by a cute girl
Anonymous Brazil No.149352800 >>149352812 >>149352842
golazo
Anonymous Mexico No.149352801
>>149352774
they won (the story)
Anonymous United States No.149352802 >>149352839
>>149352786
>Japanese do it all the time as well.
faggots
Anonymous Colombia No.149352803
I honestly thought Riber was going to win it.
Anonymous Mexico No.149352807 >>149352842
GOLAZOOOOOOO
Anonymous Japan No.149352810
>>149352791
The last game too
Anonymous Mexico No.149352811
>>149352774
they died in madrid
Anonymous Argentina No.149352812
>>149352788
>>149352789
>>149352800
shut up shut up SHUT UPPPP
Anonymous Brazil No.149352815 >>149352831
>>149352729
>90 minutes of dale dale dale boooooo dale booo dale booooooo
River fans are more exciting.
Anonymous Spain No.149352818 >>149352847 >>149352881
>>149352719
>>149352734
i actually would have gone out clubbing but then i would have been afraid of talking to women "just one more tequila shot and i'll approach one heh" so i would probably have ended up spending 100 euros in drinks, drunk and going home alone
>>149352720
we do party until 6 but who the fuck goes out at 5
Anonymous United States No.149352822 >>149352885
Question of the day:

When will the Rental Girlfriend phenomenon make it to Latin America so I can lose my handholding virginity?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149352823 >>149352845 >>149352848 >>149352856
the real world cup is going to be so cool in this stadium.
Anonymous United States No.149352831
>>149352815
this
and less annoying and obnoxious
Anonymous Mexico No.149352838
NO GOAL
Anonymous Japan No.149352839
>>149352802
rude, it's a hard phoneme to pronounce if your language doesn't have it
Anonymous Brazil No.149352842 >>149352897
>>149352788
>>149352789
>>149352800
>>149352807
Im going to twist your ankles to a uncomfortable degree
Anonymous Argentina No.149352844
>50 millions + tip
Anonymous United States No.149352845 >>149352911
>>149352823
Anon.....
Anonymous United States No.149352847 >>149352993 >>149353012
>>149352818
>afraid of talking to women
the LITERAL worst case scenario is that you're exactly where you started. what the fuck is this bitch boy mentality?
Anonymous United States No.149352848 >>149352911
>>149352823
Anon... I..
Anonymous Spain No.149352852
SOVL
Anonymous Mexico No.149352854
GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
Anonymous Brazil No.149352855
DIOS MIO QUE GOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous Brazil No.149352856
>>149352823
here's hoping to a terrorist attack
Anonymous Argentina No.149352858
>ACK!!!
Anonymous Argentina No.149352862
>Million dolar fraud OUT
Also
>Borjajaja
Anonymous United States No.149352863
CORONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous Mexico No.149352864
Borja kwab
Anonymous Argentina No.149352865
LA CONCHA DE TU MADRE BORJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous Brazil No.149352866
BORJA RETIRE
BORJA RETIRE
BORJA RETIRE
Anonymous Argentina No.149352868
>cacaentuano
what a fraud
Anonymous Brazil No.149352869
Cant score
Anonymous Argentina No.149352870
la concha de tu madre negro de mierda
Anonymous Ecuador No.149352871 >>149352907
borja should return walking to Argentina
Anonymous Brazil No.149352875
>>149352697
>>149352771
Thinking the same but i don't have money for whores anyway
Sucks that i love booze too much
Anonymous United States No.149352878
Most disappointing match of the tournament, I was hoping for a 2-2 kinofest with 5 red cards and fans knifing each other in the stands
Anonymous Colombia No.149352881 >>149353012
Borja my nigger what the fuck?
>>149352818
Wait so you would've gone out just by yourself? Is that normal in Spain?
Anonymous Brazil No.149352884
>broja bosta bostetico
Anonymous Chile No.149352885
>>149352822
there are some who do it freelance
you're better off paying a hooker though
Anonymous Argentina No.149352886
negro de mierda
Anonymous Mexico No.149352888
just avoid the corners and we save the draw
Anonymous Colombia No.149352891
NO
REFUNDS
Anonymous Mexico No.149352894 >>149352915 >>149352917 >>149352946
is monteGAY the most soulless, boring, pecho frio team of liga mx?
Anonymous Mexico No.149352897
>>149352842
How about twist this *unzips*
Anonymous Mexico No.149352898
ANDRADA
Anonymous United States No.149352901
los monos ahh game
Anonymous United States No.149352902
I CAN'T SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149352906 >>149352926 >>149353029
for this
Anonymous Ecuador No.149352907 >>149352953
>>149352871
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149352911
>>149352845
>>149352848
for fucks sake
Anonymous Mexico No.149352914 >>149352930
APOLOGIZE TO MASTUONTONO
>APOLOGIZE TO MASTUONTONO
APOLOGIZE TO MASTUONTONO
>APOLOGIZE TO MASTUONTONO
Anonymous Brazil No.149352915
>>149352894
That would be America
Anonymous Brazil No.149352916 >>149352925 >>149352951
Sudacabros we're getting exposed by Monterrey
Anonymous Mexico No.149352917
>>149352894
For the money they spent ? Absolutely
Anonymous Mexico No.149352923 >>149352939
el grupo de la muerte o algo
Anonymous Argentina No.149352925
>>149352916
Chiqui mafia's league is
Anonymous Brazil No.149352926
>>149352906
kwab
Anonymous Colombia No.149352928
Boca would have done better against Mty
Anonymous Argentina No.149352930
>>149352914
no!
Anonymous United States No.149352933 >>149352949
river is getting exposed so hard right now its unreal
Anonymous Mexico No.149352939
>>149352923
More like muertos lmao
Anonymous United States No.149352943
GAYARDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOLAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous Mexico No.149352944
el grupo del slurpo
Anonymous Mexico No.149352946 >>149353135
>>149352894
pachuca and puebla
Anonymous Mexico No.149352947
>ALMOST 90 MINUTES OF THIS
Anonymous Argentina No.149352949
>>149352933
we're fucking pecho frios
Anonymous Brazil No.149352951
>>149352916
Argentine league is to Brazil what Portugal is to Premiere
Anonymous Australia No.149352953 >>149352971
>>149352907
Anonymous Brazil No.149352955
This is the best monterrey of all time to be fair
Anonymous Mexico No.149352958
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Anonymous United States No.149352960
>argenFIFA teams outside conmebol tournies
JAJAJA
Anonymous Mexico No.149352961
Dubs and we score in the last minute.
Anonymous Argentina No.149352966
0 goals and 1 world war in 90 minutes
Anonymous Germany No.149352968
>the club yawn cup
Anonymous Argentina No.149352969
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL HAHAHAHAHA
>riBer
Anonymous United States No.149352970
HOLY GOLAZOO
Anonymous Ecuador No.149352971 >>149352991
>>149352953
>mends
seriously
Anonymous Argentina No.149352972 >>149353046
Que verguenza de partido. La cagaron. Jajajaj y sรญ, era de esperarse de River.
Anonymous United States No.149352973
93 header incoming
Anonymous Mexico No.149352975
golazo
Anonymous Brazil No.149352976
>struggling to beat the worst River since el Proceso
Imagine if River cared about this Mickey Mouse cup.
Anonymous Brazil No.149352981
is that Domenec?! holy shit
Anonymous Australia No.149352991 >>149353033
>>149352971
I wanted to keep the coveted "meds" filename open for something more apropos
Anonymous Brazil No.149352993
>>149352847
Brainrot from reading too much /pol/ doomposting. The blackpill and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Anonymous Mexico No.149352995
bien quebrados
Anonymous Argentina No.149353000
>they still don't know about the riBer specialty, the '97(p)
Anonymous Mexico No.149353005
Retard
Anonymous Mexico No.149353006 >>149353026
how much extra time?
Anonymous Argentina No.149353008
Anonymous Brazil No.149353009
ROJA
Anonymous Mexico No.149353010
LMFAO
Anonymous Argentina No.149353011
>b-but boca lost to bayern!
Anonymous Spain No.149353012 >>149353059 >>149353065 >>149353109
>>149352847
i don't know i'm not a shy or fearful person but attractive women paralyze me, it's just the approaching phase i have hard time with once that's done i usually do good
>>149352881
no but i don't have friends left in my city so either i go out alone or i join a pub crawl or meetup
Anonymous Australia No.149353016
monterrey wins 11-10
Anonymous Mexico No.149353017
river chimping out
Anonymous Brazil No.149353021
Oh my
Anonymous Spain No.149353023
Castaรฑo KEK
Anonymous United States No.149353026
>>149353006
too much
Anonymous Brazil No.149353027
dindt even touch lol
Anonymous Argentina No.149353029
>>149352906
Anonymous Argentina No.149353031 >>149353064
Quedate en Los Angeles, Gallardo.
Anonymous Mexico No.149353032
>RED CARDS COMING IN HOT
Anonymous Ecuador No.149353033
>>149352991
It's easier to say you were fighting with some dog size spider
ROJA PARA RIBER
Anonymous United States No.149353038
AYYYYY PUTO
Anonymous Mexico No.149353044
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOJAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous Argentina No.149353045
Anonymous Chile No.149353046
>>149352972
>Golaazoo
>No sรฉ si es b8 o mi DAZN tiene lag
Anonymous Brazil No.149353050
kwab
Anonymous Argentina No.149353052
How long until River starts baiting for a pen
Anonymous United States No.149353053
HOLY SHIT
Anonymous Brazil No.149353056 >>149353061
Os this the game with most yellows?
Anonymous Brazil No.149353057
>slow standing still passes, then a random kick
is that all monterrey can do?
Anonymous United States No.149353058
holy shit the mexicans are putatating the argensimian fans
Anonymous Colombia No.149353059 >>149353065 >>149353096
>>149353012
That sucks Spain bro. Aren't Spanish chicks crazy feminist whores anyways?
Anonymous Australia No.149353061
>>149353056
the last game had a whole team of them
Anonymous United States No.149353062
Kino murderball
Anonymous Mexico No.149353064
>>149353031
What happened? This river has no blood very pecho frio team
Anonymous Argentina No.149353065
>>149353012
>>149353059
Anonymous Brazil No.149353067
CARAJOOOOOO GOLAZO DE BORJA
Anonymous United States No.149353068 >>149353107
How do I get a torta gf as a white guy?
Anonymous Argentina No.149353069
>apeja chimping out
Anonymous Argentina No.149353075
Anonymous Argentina No.149353080
+6 var pen for riber
Anonymous Mexico No.149353082
GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAL BORJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ASISTENCIA DE MASTUAANTUANO
Anonymous Mexico No.149353085
GOLAAAAAZO DE BENEDETTO
Anonymous Canada No.149353086 >>149353103
how?
Anonymous Mexico No.149353087 >>149353103 >>149353132
why is mastantuono motm?
Anonymous United States No.149353088
meme game
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149353089
CONFIRMED THE SUPERIOR PLAYER
Anonymous Argentina No.149353092 >>149353132
>mastantuono mvp
riber is so fuckin embarrassing bro
Anonymous United States No.149353095
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DE LA FIERA
Anonymous Spain No.149353096 >>149353177
>>149353059
yes but i only approach latinas and asians so not my problem, i have double digit body count and i've never been with a spanish girl
Anonymous Mexico No.149353097 >>149353132
>masturbamono
what did he do
Anonymous Brazil No.149353102
>matsumoto motm
What does he do?
Anonymous Argentina No.149353103
>>149353086
>>149353087
Marketing
Anonymous Colombia No.149353107 >>149353119 >>149353166
>>149353068
Wtf is a torta gf? A gf that bakes cake? Or a lesbian gf?
Anonymous United States No.149353109
>>149353012
they're just people bro, you're overthinking it
Anonymous Chile No.149353113
>Erica.mp3
Anonymous Ecuador No.149353115 >>149353227
HOW
Anonymous Argentina No.149353116
*Inter
Anonymous Mexico No.149353117
>masturbANO
why?
Anonymous United States No.149353119
>>149353107
fat mexican girl
Anonymous Brazil No.149353120
>borja 90+5
Anonymous Mexico No.149353123
FORZA INTER FORZA
Anonymous Mexico No.149353126 >>149353144 >>149353163 >>149353165
Why are they glazing Mastantuono? Is he like an industry plant?
Anonymous Argentina No.149353127
perdiรณ river
Anonymous Brazil No.149353130
the monterrey goalie did more than this masturbator dude lol
Anonymous Australia No.149353132
>>149353087
>>149353092
>>149353097
they rolled a d-20 to decide it
Anonymous Argentina No.149353134
Kill borja, behead borja, etc
Anonymous Brazil No.149353135 >>149353242 >>149353257
>>149352946
isn't pachuca the only mexican team that won a south american comp? also the only one with an intercontinental title?
Anonymous Argentina No.149353136
Lo de River es desastrozo.
Anonymous Mexico No.149353137
Im glad this shit it's over
Anonymous Mexico No.149353142 >>149353213
Sad that the Japanese team is already out and these two shit teams still have chances
Anonymous Chile No.149353144 >>149353228
>>149353126
he's going to be Real Madrid's Lamine Yamal
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149353145
match of the century
Anonymous Mexico No.149353146
SLUUURRRRPPPPPPPPPP
MMMMMMMMMMM
THIS.SEMEN.SLURPING.SPORT
IS
THE
BEST

SLURRRRPPPPPPPPP
Anonymous Japan No.149353150
>river loses 0-0
Anonymous Spain No.149353155
Ramos is such a chad and the definition of Aura you just know every player is respecting him as soon as he enters the pitch
Anonymous Mexico No.149353161
duelo de Burros
Anonymous Argentina No.149353163
>>149353126
Yes, but we already sold him so not our problem.
Anonymous Romania No.149353164 >>149353190 >>149353208
these stats kek
Anonymous Mexico No.149353165
>>149353126
Florentino bought the award
Anonymous Chile No.149353166
>>149353107
Over here torta is lesbian
Anonymous Australia No.149353167
christ, what a puddle of dogwank of a game
thank god the real footy is starting soon
Anonymous Mexico No.149353168
it's over
Anonymous Spain No.149353169
Pues muchas gracias thank you very much.
Anonymous Brazil No.149353170 >>149353200
pierde riber
Anonymous United States No.149353171 >>149353214
If River and Inter draw next game and Monterrey wins by enough goals vs Urawa, River and Monterrey go through
Anonymous Colombia No.149353177
Alright my niggas see you in the next slurper.
>>149353096
Asians are hot frfr no cap.
Anonymous United States No.149353178 >>149353248
>>149351875 (OP)
He did it again bros
Anonymous Australia No.149353179
now i know how wagies feel when working earning money by watching this slurper
Anonymous Spain No.149353183
turns out conmebol isn't good it's just brazil
Anonymous Mexico No.149353185
2 second division teams btw
Anonymous Argentina No.149353186
At least I can find solace knowing millions of mandriles stayed up all night only to realize they have been scammed.
Anonymous Argentina No.149353188
dreadful
Anonymous Argentina No.149353190
>>149353164
damn thats awful, thank God I only watched the last 10 minutes
Anonymous Brazil No.149353194
>there was a fantasma de la B behind Monterrey's goal on the second half
fucking kek
Anonymous Brazil No.149353200
>>149353170
Holy shit everything will be decided in the final match of the group
Anonymous Canada No.149353203 >>149353223 >>149353225 >>149353226 >>149353253
just looked at tomorrows matches
this shit sucks
Anonymous Brazil No.149353208
>>149353164
>420 passes
nice
Anonymous Mexico No.149353213
>>149353142
sorry not sorry weeb
Anonymous Argentina No.149353214
>>149353171
Inter needs to draw with 1 or more goals scored otherwise they get group'd
Anonymous Mexico No.149353218
Welp, still undefeated against conmelol
good night
Anonymous Argentina No.149353219
that was awful, at least bosteros gave me a fun match to watch
Anonymous Brazil No.149353223
>>149353203
>Euros day

I sleep.
Anonymous Mexico No.149353225
>>149353203
real footy knowers will watch salzburg vs al hilal
Anonymous United States No.149353226
>>149353203
RM and pachuca will be kino, what the fuck are you on
Anonymous Ecuador No.149353227
>>149353115
ahhhhh people voted for this
This award is worthless
WORST MATCH I'VE WATCHED in this tournament
Anonymous Mexico No.149353228
>>149353144
But has no talent
Anonymous Argentina No.149353231
Tener huevo no es para todos. Dรฉjenselo a Boca.
Anonymous Argentina No.149353234 >>149353239 >>149353273
anyone here plays blitz in Fortnite?
Anonymous Mexico No.149353239
>>149353234
sure add me:
Anonymous Argentina No.149353241 >>149353308
>They forgot to make a riBer player bite a mexican to pass them some HIV
Anonymous Mexico No.149353242
>>149353135
they won Copa Sudamericana
Anonymous Spain No.149353246 >>149353266
Cualquier jugador parecerรญa malo si lo defiende Ramos
Anonymous Mexico No.149353248
>>149353178
RIP
i miss him so much, whish he was still here to see this masterclass
Anonymous Colombia No.149353249
>rio de la plata
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEq6Ap_7jYA
Anonymous Ecuador No.149353253 >>149353414
>>149353203
Somehow Madrid and City got easy groups
only interesting match will be Salzburg vs Al Hilal
Prolly I rest tomorrow
Anonymous Mexico No.149353257
>>149353135
pachuca wins a lot but they have no fans, I guess thats why he said they're souless
Anonymous Spain No.149353262
Lo que estรกis rabiando con Mastantuono panchos jejeje
Anonymous Argentina No.149353263 >>149353271
We're still undefeated btw.
Anonymous Argentina No.149353266
>>149353246
la mayoria de los jugadores de River son horribles, Ramos en silla de ruedas y con un ojo nublado lo sigue teniendo guardado en el bolsillo a Colidio.
Anonymous Brazil No.149353271 >>149353293
>>149353263
What happens if you empatate again?
Anonymous Brazil No.149353273
>>149353234
I just finished a five game run with my gf. Good mode. Lots of fun but people get overpowered too quickly.
Anonymous Chile No.149353282
the refereeing has been HORRIBLE this whole event
Anonymous Mexico No.149353284
we can still lose to the mitsubishi red diamonds
Anonymous Argentina No.149353293 >>149353332
>>149353271
We qualify and Inter gets eliminated unless Monterrey chokes against the Japs.
Anonymous Mexico No.149353308
>>149353241
but Suarez never played for river
Anonymous Mexico No.149353332
>>149353293
I can see River defeat Inter but it will be more fun if we have 3 teams with 5 points
Anonymous Mexico No.149353338
LAUTARO LAUTARO LAUTARO
Anonymous United States No.149353349
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Anonymous United States No.149353364 >>149353506
Thatโ€™s wild how foreign fans from much poorer countries create a 10x better atmosphere in our stadiums

White guy sat in both sections
Anonymous Mexico No.149353391 >>149353401
River NO TENDRร a Kevin Castaรฑo, Enzo Pรฉrez ni a Giuliano para el partido contra el Inter
Anonymous Mexico No.149353398
Monterrey is so shit, they will choke against the jap team and Riber and Inter will qualify.
Anonymous Mexico No.149353401
>>149353391
Quรฉ importa?
Monterrey va perder contra Urawa
Anonymous Argentina No.149353410
I'm gonna watch Urawa vs Monterrey and hope for the Japanese to do the needful. We have zero chance against Inter.
Anonymous Japan No.149353414
>>149353253
>Somehow
Anonymous United States No.149353425 >>149353436 >>149355043
Was this the best atmosphere so far?
Anonymous Mexico No.149353436
>>149353425
I don't know I didn't go
Anonymous Brazil No.149353506
>>149353364
the atmosphere would be even better if this game wasn't so bad
Anonymous Argentina No.149353757
I miss Vikingol
Anonymous Argentina No.149355043
>>149353425
You didn' watch boca's last match or you wouldn't saying this