River Plate 0 - 0 Monterrey
>>149351913Frijoleros saltamuros
>>149351875 (OP)my chicago bears would bootyblast both of these teams
what are the chances both this teams advance if they draw?
>>149351909>no ass skipped
Game was just paused to inform everyone the US has entered war with Iran!
Drumft was only on for like 4 minutes.
He says Iran will either have to make peace or the mutts will keep on bombing them. On other news you're all a bunch of faggots.
>>149351898wanna play dankey kang lolinanza.
>>149351864>>149351911nice
on other news
nothing happened
>>149351948My cubbies too
>>149351956imagine the kino if iran launches a nuke right in the middle of the field of this semen slurping game
>>149351951River draws with Inter + Monterray destroys Urawa
or
River beats Inter + Monterrey wins 1-0
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so let me get this straight, the jews blackmailed the orange nigger and told him to bomb their rivals based solely on hearsay yet people still not believe the jews own america?
River Plate doesn't even care
>>149351633Hajime no Ippo, I'm watching the Kamowaga postwar fight
Tell me about River Plate, bros.
I donโt know much about Argentinian clubs.
>>149351996Please no I'm in California anon
>>149352026>tattoosinto the trash it goes
>>149352042small club they burned their own stadium once after getting relegated
>>149352042They are like Club America but from Argentina
>>149352042They love Peru nation team hence the jersey
>>149351940based Monogatari fan
>>149352042high test club they burned their own stadium once after getting relegated
Goatfuckers shouldn't have chanted "death to America" for literal decades.
>>149352047https://www.sss.gov/
they're never gonna score if they let memestuono do every free kick
>>149352073Boca is Amรฉrica. River is Chivas.
nothing is happening outside this game
just two mexican teams playing soccer, that's all, life is good
>>149352042Never got relegated dont believe their lies
>>149351940I'm a cute and funny enjoyer, and I like Monogatari, just finished Koyomimonogatari's second novel.
>>149351917what is up with this word that makes anglos burst with laughter?
going to la B is not that bad, it helps to build character
Iโm rooting for whitexicans
You niggas dont even have relegation
>>149352120maybe true, they won everything after a season in la B, league, libertadores, everything
Mastantuono is such a jobber
>>149352132>not rooting for lightskin mexicans
>>149352042the white man's club
>>149352136that's a good guy arc
River are the good guys
>>149352110they live any rr word
arriba
perro
burrito
guerra
>>149352154La Yรบnez estรก bien rica, se ve que te deja llenarla de mecos
>>149352110theres a certain youthful whimsy to the word 'perro'
unlike the english 'dog' which sounds very base and low
a ver si fusila Franco a los mejicanos
>>149352019The next step is dragging Americans to die on behalf of a foreign country
is Mastantuono the new Messi or something?
>>149352042They don't like people who can't afford to bring vacรญo to the asado.
as a foreigner i've always liked river, but i feel like if i was from there i would hate them
my team would be a weirdo team like aldosivi or something like that
>>149352173Franco Escamilla?
>>149352176kek delusional, Messi would have scored twice already given the same opportunities as Mastantuono
>>149352176He's the new Higuain. Shorter tho
>>149352173Franco died in the 70s, dude.
>>149352019>he doesn't realize that israel and the jews have been jesuit sockpuppets since wwiilol. lmao even
>>149352199>new Higuainis that a good or bad thing?
>>149351955>shilling the same AI pictures all day with a link to your twitter and patreon how much money are you making?
>>149352102nothing is happening inside the game either
>>149352176he has a good agent and that's all, he's the new endrick
>mastantuono being called mastonto in dazn chat
it's over
>>149352237no refunds mandrilbro
making ramos your captain as soon as he got out of the plane is /weakmind/ as fuck and that's why rayados aren't gonna win shit
>>149352237There is a chat in that shit? lmao
Let me guess the chat messages
>Hambrientinos>Mexichangos
>>149352237Is your narration on panchito too? I'd rather listen to gallego than mexican.
>>149352237>45m for the white Endrik
>>149352211if you sold him, very good
if you bought him, very bad
Ramos is doing a lot of mistakes
>>149352249Xabi will unlock him + he needs more time
>that tigres fan in the river area
>>149352253they ban people quick
>dazn commentators actually laughing at how bad this game is
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
this is NOT a slurper it's a defensive technical masterclass
>>149352290>he doesn't know
i was sold a murderball kino. what the fuck is this
BROOOOOOOO
SCORE SAM FACKING GOALSSSSSSS
With Ramos in the defense is obvious that River is only going to get gassed trying to pressure non-stop.
>>149352290Are you new to the internet?
a game played to perfection is a draw o algo
Is it over for Monterrey if they draw? Can they still qualify?
>>149352261it's in real Spanish
>>149352253we have chat in Spain Dazn at least
how do mexicucks cope with the fact they'll never be as good at soccer or women's skateboarding as Argentina/Brazil?
HAHAHAHAHAH
>The absolute state
El pity Martinez will score the winner goal
>>149352330>Tamal nickname is getting popular:,)
>>149352326Le ganan a los japoneses y tienen 5 puntos. Practicamente adentro
NOTHIING IS FUCKING HAPPENING I HATE RIBER
RAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
mamutmo is already washed
How can't they beat a CONCACAF team? lol
>>149352364we need to get a red for sergio ramos so it can be added to that CWC collage image
>>149352326Monterrey wins 0-0 with this, RiBer is more fucked since it needs to win against Inter or die
Imma cheer for Inter next match. Fuck riber.
If someone could score a goal that'd be great.
>>149352358its always been a normie meme
>>149352344>women's skateboardinghuh?
how have you enjoyed this tournament so far, scale of 1 to 10?
for me it's a 6
>ole-ing at 0-0
ah yes, the mexican classic
>>149352407>>149352411Why the actual fucks do mexicans do this
What the fuck is wrong with mexican fans?
>>149352405Built for BBC
Big Brayan Cock
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL
>mastantuono
knowing brito he may actually offer a refund
they know it goes yellow card -> red card, right?
not yellow card -> green card
>>149352428they are not actual mexicans but half breed mutts who think they "get" "soccer" "culture"
mexico is winning a beautiful 0-0 about to be eliminated right now
Real Madrid got fucking scammed. This franco guy sucks.
>nooooo you have to be winning 10-0 to scream ole
no fun allowed fags
GOLAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Monterrey is clearly the whiter hinchada
OOOOOOOOOOLEEEEEE
ME EL HOYO
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>149352420>Nothing ever happens match>Mexican start oleing>argies get mad>WinMexicans never learn
Mastantuono is a fucking hack lol
CHADrada
CHADrada
CHADrada
CHADrada
CHADrada
>>149352425>>149352441you guys are out if you draw this game
Platense would be up by 4 right now
>>149352449At least be winning 2-0. Not a fucking tie. It makes you look retarded.
>>149352433she most likely has at least one bowel movement daily, what do you think the typical consistency is?
>>149352466>argies get madthat counts as a win for me
>>149352420>mexiCAN'Ts getting uppity>0-0 slurper>mastontono a smoke seller>the hispANO chinitas poster is backNot for me
GOLAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
they're better than boca and riber
Now that's a PROPER Libertadores game. Kino.
>>149352322based billardista
>the best river in history cant beat the worst monterrey in history
oof
>>149352483>football is SERIOUS BUSINESS shut your fag mouth
>>149352486salty bags of coins
I browsed pornhub earlier today for about 45 minutes and there was less semen slurped in the videos and thumbnails I saw than this match
How the fuck Mastantuono pretends to play for RM with this level? lol
>The best team in Argentina can't score again one of our midtable teams
lol
Was that obssesed cucktuguese poster last night on boquita's game?
how on earth are uefarabs losing to this?
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>OLEEEEEEE
>>149352534>best team in ArgentinaBoca already played
>>149352534chiqui league annihilates you, it's the way things have been since the past few years
> mexicans start oleating at 0-0
> riber scores
they do not understand the concept of mufa
>>149352534Monterrey is trash. If River were a good team, they would be like 3-0 ahead.
>>149352526Haven't you learned anything this week?
European football is 99% good marketing
patada traviesa de Canales para tranquilizar al simio
>>149352540they dont care
riversissies getting tired its our time
>>149352524>browsing jewhub but why
>>149352534I would say River isn't the best team in Argentina right now, but I won't even begin to try to understand the Argentine league system to explain why so here's your (You)
>>149352537It was revealed he was angolan and never posted again
>>149352537no but the chikaner was
>This slurp match got hyped so much for this
>>149352534Huracรกn weren't invited.
>>149352534>ouryou have to go back
>>149352534That means Mexican teams should return to copalib
>>149352586>This slurp match got hyped???
>>149352569I wasn't looking for high grade spank material, give me a fake bitch with fake big tits and a bubble butt and I'm good to go if I'm not really feeling it
>>149352586Pls read the graphs
>>149352573Platense is the best team in Argentina
>>149352592Didn't tigres beat the copalib champion at the cwc
>>149352593muh latinx teams with passionate fans o algo
muh epic argentina mexico rivalry o algo
>>149352581>angolanLol no wonder he posts black chicks getting fucked by white guys
>>149352581really? and how?
Semen slurpisest match of the whole tournament. The other 0-0s were actually fun, but this is ass.
>>149352593Your media said that they need to play and win this match to pass to the next stage
>>149352592Sounds good in theory in reality concacaf won't allow us to send our best only mid table teams like pumas, Puebla, Chivas who will get goalated
>>149352610yes and pachuca too
we're on a undefeated run against sudacaniggers
where's the soul? where's the action?
to be fair, you have to have a pretty high iq to spend your sunday watching a 0-0 draw between two subpar latam teams in the group stage of a mickey mouse tournament
This match is so boring. Nowhere near Fluminense's level.
GOOOOOOOOOAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL
la puta madre que te pario, borja
In any case a tie pretty much leaves River out of the competition, I can't imagine an eliminated Urawa being more opposition than Inter trying to secure their spot
>>149352631>goalatedKek there is no way to translate โgolearโ or โgolizaโ
Imagine flying from Good Airs to LA, which is like a 15 hour flight to watch this absolute slurper.
>borja cucks out
Racism incidents in Buenos Aires rise by 120%
>>149352591Nick was right
>lol boca can't score against Neuer
>>149352624and then you had a retard on last thread saying they prefer this copalib kind of match, complete mongoloid
Monterreyhermanos do you sign a draw?
>21ยบC
>cooling break
Expaing yourselves, amerisofts.
>>149352655Why did Japan send only one team?
its good to see borja getting exposed
rives is retarded on still thinking he will solve anything
i spent my saturday night watching this instead of going out clubbing and having sex with a big breasted lady i could find dancing there (i'm so lonely)
>>149352638Based chicano.
>20 minutes to score and qualify
>or finish 0-0 and have to fight for your life against inter (assuming monterrey doesn't choke against the nips)
>>149352683I read the filename as "captura de teta"
Sergio Ramos is just too much for River to handle
>>149352667Argentinians do it for the journey, not for the outcome. Boca fans slept on the beach for days, got beat up by Fluminense fans, got beat up by the police, lost the game and went back to Buenos Aires with smiles on their faces.
seriously a water break in this weather?
sudacas are as gay as eurosissies
>>149352688AFC Champions keeps getting won by arab teams
>>149352697You were never doing that.
>>149352697Itโs only 4:42, donโt you guys party until 6am?
>>149352688arabs too stronk
what are you lads drinking for the Cooling Break?
for me, its water
what is this break for real
River plate fans are so quiet compared to Boca it's funny
>>149352723mineral water with a taste of lime
>>149352723mid-strength low-carb lager
>>149352697Even if you had gone out, you know you wouldn't have done any of those things. Just accept your fate or do something to change your life.
>>149352723gaseous state water
>>149352687Our sports never get cooling breaks, it's just a soccer thing
>>149352683>t. adhd zoomer
>>149352725jewish advertisements
>>149352697do older women prefer older men as they did when they were young or do they prefer men in their mid 20s?
as dumb as this game is, the stadium is absolutely perfect for soccer
>>149352723your mums titty milk
>>149352723I'm drinking AGUA
>>149352729they were just excited to be in a stadium that wasnt about to collapse and kill 10,000 people
>>149352729riber doesn't have any cool chants
boca just spams DALE DALE DALE DALE DALE DALE BOCA
>>149352729R-rose bowl is more open...
>>149352736that's because players spend half the game sitting down on the sideline kek
play a real sport like aussie rules you lazy cunts
guy who pronounces the "ri" in "river" like "ryu" (rye-eugh)
>>149352736US sports can sub out players at any time and have timeouts
>>149352741the older ones who like younger men are batshit crazy or alcoholics
fun for a few nights but you gotta get out right away
Why is Masturbamonos unable to score?
>>149352697and I spent my saturday night watching this instead of hiring a big milf hooker on Fatal Model. I'm so lonely too
>>149352755quรฉ pasรณ con boca?
>>149352768>Masturbamonosjej
>>149352760It happens when people try to force a pronunciation for /v/ but aren't used to it. Japanese do it all the time as well.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Mastantuono got exposed hard as a hack this game
>>149352774they got their assholes rompeated
>>149352697This but getting barebacked by a cute girl
>>149352774they won (the story)
>>149352786>Japanese do it all the time as well.faggots
I honestly thought Riber was going to win it.
>>149352791The last game too
>>149352774they died in madrid
>>149352729>90 minutes of dale dale dale boooooo dale booo dale boooooooRiver fans are more exciting.
>>149352719>>149352734i actually would have gone out clubbing but then i would have been afraid of talking to women "just one more tequila shot and i'll approach one heh" so i would probably have ended up spending 100 euros in drinks, drunk and going home alone
>>149352720we do party until 6 but who the fuck goes out at 5
Question of the day:
When will the Rental Girlfriend phenomenon make it to Latin America so I can lose my handholding virginity?
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the real world cup is going to be so cool in this stadium.
>>149352815this
and less annoying and obnoxious
>>149352802rude, it's a hard phoneme to pronounce if your language doesn't have it
>>149352788>>149352789>>149352800>>149352807Im going to twist your ankles to a uncomfortable degree
>>149352818>afraid of talking to womenthe LITERAL worst case scenario is that you're exactly where you started. what the fuck is this bitch boy mentality?
GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
DIOS MIO QUE GOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>149352823here's hoping to a terrorist attack
>Million dolar fraud OUT
Also
>Borjajaja
CORONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LA CONCHA DE TU MADRE BORJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BORJA RETIRE
BORJA RETIRE
BORJA RETIRE
la concha de tu madre negro de mierda
borja should return walking to Argentina
>>149352697>>149352771Thinking the same but i don't have money for whores anyway
Sucks that i love booze too much
Most disappointing match of the tournament, I was hoping for a 2-2 kinofest with 5 red cards and fans knifing each other in the stands
Borja my nigger what the fuck?
>>149352818Wait so you would've gone out just by yourself? Is that normal in Spain?
>>149352822there are some who do it freelance
you're better off paying a hooker though
just avoid the corners and we save the draw
is monteGAY the most soulless, boring, pecho frio team of liga mx?
>>149352842How about twist this *unzips*
I CAN'T SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
APOLOGIZE TO MASTUONTONO
>APOLOGIZE TO MASTUONTONO
APOLOGIZE TO MASTUONTONO
>APOLOGIZE TO MASTUONTONO
>>149352894That would be America
Sudacabros we're getting exposed by Monterrey
>>149352894For the money they spent ? Absolutely
el grupo de la muerte o algo
>>149352916Chiqui mafia's league is
Boca would have done better against Mty
river is getting exposed so hard right now its unreal
>>149352923More like muertos lmao
GAYARDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOLAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>149352894pachuca and puebla
>ALMOST 90 MINUTES OF THIS
>>149352933we're fucking pecho frios
>>149352916Argentine league is to Brazil what Portugal is to Premiere
mends
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This is the best monterrey of all time to be fair
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
>argenFIFA teams outside conmebol tournies
JAJAJA
Dubs and we score in the last minute.
0 goals and 1 world war in 90 minutes
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL HAHAHAHAHA
>riBer
>>149352953>mendsseriously
Que verguenza de partido. La cagaron. Jajajaj y sรญ, era de esperarse de River.
>struggling to beat the worst River since el Proceso
Imagine if River cared about this Mickey Mouse cup.
is that Domenec?! holy shit
>>149352971I wanted to keep the coveted "meds" filename open for something more apropos
>>149352847Brainrot from reading too much /pol/ doomposting. The blackpill and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
>they still don't know about the riBer specialty, the '97(p)
>b-but boca lost to bayern!
>>149352847i don't know i'm not a shy or fearful person but attractive women paralyze me, it's just the approaching phase i have hard time with once that's done i usually do good
>>149352881no but i don't have friends left in my city so either i go out alone or i join a pub crawl or meetup
Quedate en Los Angeles, Gallardo.
>>149352991It's easier to say you were fighting with some dog size spider
ROJA PARA RIBER
>>149352972>Golaazoo>No sรฉ si es b8 o mi DAZN tiene lag
How long until River starts baiting for a pen
Os this the game with most yellows?
>slow standing still passes, then a random kick
is that all monterrey can do?
holy shit the mexicans are putatating the argensimian fans
>>149353012That sucks Spain bro. Aren't Spanish chicks crazy feminist whores anyways?
>>149353056the last game had a whole team of them
>>149353031What happened? This river has no blood very pecho frio team
CARAJOOOOOO GOLAZO DE BORJA
How do I get a torta gf as a white guy?
GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAL BORJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ASISTENCIA DE MASTUAANTUANO
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CONFIRMED THE SUPERIOR PLAYER
>mastantuono mvp
riber is so fuckin embarrassing bro
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DE LA FIERA
>>149353059yes but i only approach latinas and asians so not my problem, i have double digit body count and i've never been with a spanish girl
>masturbamono
what did he do
>matsumoto motm
What does he do?
>>149353068Wtf is a torta gf? A gf that bakes cake? Or a lesbian gf?
>>149353012they're just people bro, you're overthinking it
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>Erica.mp3
>>149353107fat mexican girl
Why are they glazing Mastantuono? Is he like an industry plant?
the monterrey goalie did more than this masturbator dude lol
Kill borja, behead borja, etc
>>149352946isn't pachuca the only mexican team that won a south american comp? also the only one with an intercontinental title?
Lo de River es desastrozo.
Im glad this shit it's over
Sad that the Japanese team is already out and these two shit teams still have chances
>>149353126he's going to be Real Madrid's Lamine Yamal
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match of the century
SLUUURRRRPPPPPPPPPP
MMMMMMMMMMM
THIS.SEMEN.SLURPING.SPORT
IS
THE
BEST
SLURRRRPPPPPPPPP
Ramos is such a chad and the definition of Aura you just know every player is respecting him as soon as he enters the pitch
>>149353126Yes, but we already sold him so not our problem.
>>149353126Florentino bought the award
>>149353107Over here torta is lesbian
christ, what a puddle of dogwank of a game
thank god the real footy is starting soon
Pues muchas gracias thank you very much.
If River and Inter draw next game and Monterrey wins by enough goals vs Urawa, River and Monterrey go through
Alright my niggas see you in the next slurper.
>>149353096Asians are hot frfr no cap.
>>149351875 (OP)He did it again bros
now i know how wagies feel when working earning money by watching this slurper
turns out conmebol isn't good it's just brazil
2 second division teams btw
At least I can find solace knowing millions of mandriles stayed up all night only to realize they have been scammed.
>>149353164damn thats awful, thank God I only watched the last 10 minutes
>there was a fantasma de la B behind Monterrey's goal on the second half
fucking kek
>>149353170Holy shit everything will be decided in the final match of the group
tmr
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just looked at tomorrows matches
this shit sucks
>>149353164>420 passesnice
>>149353142sorry not sorry weeb
>>149353171Inter needs to draw with 1 or more goals scored otherwise they get group'd
Welp, still undefeated against conmelol
good night
that was awful, at least bosteros gave me a fun match to watch
>>149353203>Euros dayI sleep.
>>149353203real footy knowers will watch salzburg vs al hilal
>>149353203RM and pachuca will be kino, what the fuck are you on
>>149353115ahhhhh people voted for this
This award is worthless
WORST MATCH I'VE WATCHED in this tournament
>>149353144But has no talent
Tener huevo no es para todos. Dรฉjenselo a Boca.
anyone here plays blitz in Fortnite?
>They forgot to make a riBer player bite a mexican to pass them some HIV
>>149353135they won Copa Sudamericana
Cualquier jugador parecerรญa malo si lo defiende Ramos
>>149353178RIP
i miss him so much, whish he was still here to see this masterclass
>rio de la plata
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEq6Ap_7jYA
>>149353203Somehow Madrid and City got easy groups
only interesting match will be Salzburg vs Al Hilal
Prolly I rest tomorrow
>>149353135pachuca wins a lot but they have no fans, I guess thats why he said they're souless
Lo que estรกis rabiando con Mastantuono panchos jejeje
We're still undefeated btw.
>>149353246la mayoria de los jugadores de River son horribles, Ramos en silla de ruedas y con un ojo nublado lo sigue teniendo guardado en el bolsillo a Colidio.
>>149353263What happens if you empatate again?
>>149353234I just finished a five game run with my gf. Good mode. Lots of fun but people get overpowered too quickly.
the refereeing has been HORRIBLE this whole event
we can still lose to the mitsubishi red diamonds
>>149353271We qualify and Inter gets eliminated unless Monterrey chokes against the Japs.
>>149353241but Suarez never played for river
>>149353293I can see River defeat Inter but it will be more fun if we have 3 teams with 5 points
Thatโs wild how foreign fans from much poorer countries create a 10x better atmosphere in our stadiums
White guy sat in both sections
River NO TENDRร a Kevin Castaรฑo, Enzo Pรฉrez ni a Giuliano para el partido contra el Inter
Monterrey is so shit, they will choke against the jap team and Riber and Inter will qualify.
>>149353391Quรฉ importa?
Monterrey va perder contra Urawa
I'm gonna watch Urawa vs Monterrey and hope for the Japanese to do the needful. We have zero chance against Inter.
Was this the best atmosphere so far?
>>149353425I don't know I didn't go
>>149353364the atmosphere would be even better if this game wasn't so bad
>>149353425You didn' watch boca's last match or you wouldn't saying this