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>>149350071

Sneed

Fuck Dana fuck Jones and fuck the jewfc

WHY did Jon pull such a massive duck?

Aspinall vs Bumkov at Swansea gymnasium

>>149354687
But most importantly: fuck Israel.

Realistically, Jon is fat and out of shape right now. He needs 6 months to get back in to fighting shape. He could very well be planning on fighting early 2026 and is just letting Tom get 1 or 2 fights in.

>>149354679 (OP)
why do wrestlers all have little hogs?

>>149354679 (OP)
look at how bricked up bo is right there. he secretly craves humiliation. to be dominated in front of an audience and feel helpless, orgasmic. he only fights back because he can't cum unless he is being truly and sincerely bested by another man

>>149354748
cauliflower meng

>>149354749
Oh yeah?

Any Iranian fighters in the UFC?

as a racist man, I'm more offended by Jon Jones' cowardice than I am his blackness

>>149354757
Colby Covington

Has anyone let their gf choke them out with a rear naked choke?

>>149354781
why did colby stay in shape while he was squatting on his ranking and then get out of shape when it was time to fight again. he did it all wrong man

>>149354785
Yes somebody has.

Francis sold Kobe to witch doctors

How hard will /heem/ and every other casual that only get their opinions on mma from youtubers who have never lifted a weight in their life let alone fought in their life (like guru,bedtime,lucastracy,mmajoey,etc), switch up after aspinall gets killed in his first title defense?

layers of hair are a part of the game

Jon Jones called last night and confirmed that he is pregnant

>>149354806
breh they'd switch like a fucking nintendo switch 2 dawg

>>149354797
Only got three fifths of the usual price

>>149354785
i'd like to see her rear naked. know what i mean my dudes? yeah i know you feel me

>>149354806
Gane will shatter Aspinall's weak British knees. C'est la vie

>>149354806
I will die for israel before I get takes from mma joey

>>149354806
>tom gets heemed by gane
>OH MY GOD I KNEW THIS GUY WAS A BUM ALL ALONG JON WAS RIGHT TO NOT FIGHT THIS TALENTLESS HACK

Apsinal? Every other time that guy steps into his shoes there's another melted babe ruth down there waiting for him bruh.

poo shoes Tom hasn't got what it takes

>>149354806
hey tracy lifts

Tom Tardson

as funny as it would be for gane to win, this dude been doing movies and shit while tom has been training with his dad a certified bjj master.
stay training is a part of the game

We watch Submission Radio here.

there isn't a man on this earth who can whoop big tom, let alone in the ufc heavyweight division. be real fellas... this nigga got the game wrapped up. this motherfucker just scared a grown man into gifting him the undisputed chip. quit playing with his name

>>149354870
Francis heems Tom and his son

>>149354861
Barely, hes a skinny fat weirdly built freak who scams people with a cookbook

>>149354881
Hes an ugly roided manlet.

tom's greatness is a function of the division being shit
jon is a work of god
levels

>>149354870
Blaydes already did, so did stuart austin (a guy who lost to johnny walker) and Łukasz Parobiec
(a guy who didnt win another fight until 3 years after he beat asspisstranny)

>>149354806
>>149354838
How hard will GAYnefags cope when Tommy Aspinall HEEMS that shitter GAYne dead?

Wow this is the caliber of opponent it takes to beat aspinall? yeah i think gane has this in the bag

>>149354925
oh me oh MY does that say... do my EYES deceive me?
that does indeed say GANE, does it not?
ganeSISSIES?

>>149354925
keep posting that shit it just makes gane detractors look bad. imagine actually having that stuff even for a goof

>>149354879
only chance francis or jon have of beating tom is if they drive over his ass (non-zero probability admittedly.) it is not happening in a sanctioned event though

>>149354900
tom's leg buckled under his own weight. he can only defeat himself... metaphorically and literally

Asspisstranny got heel hooked by THIS dude and tapped like a bitch? oh nonononononono

>Tom finally gets the belt wrapped around his waist as Undisputed UFC Heavyweight Champion
>*squish*

>>149354941
yeah tom sure beat himself here

>>149354925
what is that b

>>149354948
>EuroFC 01: Espoo

wtf???????????

>>149354959
yes, he did defeat himself by choosing to tap. that is literally true

The petition...le worked?? We did it reddit!!

Thinking of changing my first name this year. Does Tindaro Tsang sound cool? Hoenstly

>>149354948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-EC9yV7mJo
educate yourself and watch the tape
tom didn't even have the full back tattoos
also the finish was weird, tom tapped a little too quickly
he was smashing him from the top, rolls over for no reason and taps immediately to a heel hook

sounds like a final boss at an asian buffet and that gets a based from me

>>149354978
makes since considering tom is part indian

>>149354679 (OP)
This OP is ironic because USA just buttfucked iran

Seedaru Feed

>>149355017
take google's advice lil nigga

>>149355020
Seems like it happened because hes not good at wrestling. The only reason Tom has a winning streak in the ufc is because he is literally like the HW khabib, picking and choosing his fights against only bums until it benefits him.

>>149355017
>thinking of changing my name
wtf are you a tranny or something

>>149355036
nah, we dropped cotton candy on them

yanks are pretty cool but they're heaps gullible sometimes

>>149355066
Well Bo my Niggle...

>>149355066
Oh, the iran observer twitter account, y'don't say?

>>149355066
why wouldnt they keep this a secret? sounds like they are saving face

>>149355080
yeah the account that tweets from iran quoting iranian gov sources, crazy

Iran? Trump fucked them badly.

Trump fucked em real good!

>>149355101
yeah, trustworthy stuff. what color flag are they raising? what ring is the ayatollah wearing

>>149355105
tom beats gane inside two rounds

>>149355050
jon jones was arguably the best heavyweight grappler in the ufc, until yesterday (if you say almeida you're casual). tom definitely wanted all the smoke

>>149355119
Tomala Harispinall

>>149355119
Kamala is married to a Jew, and Tom has 0 good wins

you guys spent a whole thread nutting over tom retiring jon by putting his hand on his shoulder and now you think USA is going to war after slapping iran around smdh

>>149355123
Tom didnt actually want to fight jon it was all media attention

>>149354920
Only 1 year left until this all all other wins/losses that happened in 2016 stop mattering.

>>149355130
whats worse being married to a jew or marrying your daughter off to a jew like trump did

UNCLE BEN!!!! NO!

>>149355155
thats 2016 tho

>>149355162
at no point in Jon's career was he tapping out to random guys in norf england.

>>149355142
technically neither one of them made it into the clan. dana is the real winner who deposited his seed into a jewess, meaning his children will be seen as true blooded members

>>149355170
nope instead he was just taking long hiatuses any time danger was looming, instead of fighting like a man

the orange is war with iran

Tom Aspinal has literally 0 good wins.

>>149355066
i wonder about the cost

>>149355192
Jon took a break after he established himself as the greatest fighter of all time. When Aspinall was tapping out to some guy without a wikipedia page, Jon was heeming hall of famers.

>>149355199
blaydes is a good win, baby

>>149355200
Deez

>>149355155
Merab was 1-2 at one point.
JDM was 0-2 at one point.

>>149355209
1:1 with Curtis blaydes is crazy

>>149355212
Merab is on PEDs, and JDM hasn't proven anything yet.

>>149355214
Jones litterally lost to smiff.

>>149355224
Can somebody fact check this?

>>149355216
say again nochamps?

>>149355238
Oi

>>149354920
>you now remember chi lewis parry

just got back from a night out and saw that jones retired, kwab

Aussie Aussie Aussie!!

Jon vacated to join the military. Patriot.

28 Years Later sucks

>>149355258
Goy goy goy!

>>149355202
jon has never heemed. even women get tkos pretty regularly if that's what your talking about. big tom puts the lights out. to be real the only true heavyweight heemers are tom, derrick lewis, francis, and pavlovich (all guys that jon was afraid to fight, curious)

kek daner really lined up a dwcs bum for bladez to dominate to make toms win look good

also, world heem 3 started? sheeeit

>>149354806
Will only make the ducking more embarassing.
It's like knowing Khabib killed his father to duck literally the worst fighter on earth.

>>149355276
based

>>149355276
this is what jon wants and his bitch wife won't let him have it

I watched every Jones fight live. Respect me.

Oban Elliott...what ever happened there?

>>149355310
No ground game that guy

>>149355316
Yep, he's shit

>>149355119
Game will never accept that fight. He’ll retire like jones before he fights Aspinall

cant believe big bones was scared of a mr potato head british heavyweight bum lol not my goat anymore

>>149355339
i personally think jon is more afraid to lose than he is of tom

>>149355345
Jon knew he would easily win, but he was scared he might get a boner in public if he fought Tom.

>>149355352
jokes aside, jon could have game planned a submission win but it looks like he just doesn't have that drive anymore

>>149354679 (OP)
You're in a club and suddenly these 3 brazzas come out to tell you that its haram.

What do you do?

>>149355365
go to the nearest Israeli embassy and tell them where to strike next

>>149355345
he got in his own head too much, should have just fought him when the big money contract was offered and he would have stoved asspainals cuboid head in but he became too paranoid of losing

even an inactive jones would still perform a humiliation ritual on the britbum if he stepped into the octagon with him

i think its a matter of principal tbqh.

>>149355345
Jon is CTE’d and burned out

>>149355375
im convinced jon is a nutcase. he'll get himself into a bunch of bs after retiring and he'll lose everything he's gained. unless im wrong about his character, but he's a raging bull type of guy

>>149355387
>i’m convinced jon jones is a nut case
bold take anon

>>149355365
such little genetic diversity, and so many fashion faux pas. i would dismiss them and think nothing of it. these goofies shan't bother me

>>149355365
Dude on the right is missing some chromosomes

>>149355393
im a fucking big brain genius b

>>149355387
Jon will be in prison or dead before he turns 40

>>149355400
homie's hairline look like a 5m forex chart

>>149355387
he's going to get asked 'why didnt you fight him' so many times until he enters a death spiral and goes giga chimp mode and probably kills someone

Aspinall vs Gane will be a banger. A new Era will begin in the Heavyweight Division.

Jones is in Thailand banging prime lairdee boyeee spending the millions Dana was paying him to not retire.
Tom Aspinall is sitting in a flat in Liverpool enjoying the stench of 25 Indians through the wall they share pondering the millions he will never be paid for the jones fight.

>>149355420
him walking away from being asked if he's going to fight Tom makes me think this too. Jon will 100% never live down not fighting tom

>>149355432
jon is so ass backwards he went to thailand and probably only fucked cis men, didn't even bed any passable trans women. you're giving him far too much credit

>>149355432
desu australians making fun of the indian problem in england is like a fat person making fun of another fat person

>>149355467
do you guys have a jeet problem or a chink one?

>>149355375
kek little shitskin seething that his "goat" is shaking in his panties and choosing to forfeit millions of dollars just so he doesn't fight big Tom

>>149355170
No he just was failing a record amount of drug tests, beating up old men, and then stalling his career for years whenever he would have to fight someone actually good

>hurr durr jon will be sad
And what will you be b? Jon has a family to disappoint and a legacy to piss away. All you have is a stack of dirty dishes and Cheeto dust on your keyboard

>>149355425
A fight between the only two in shape heavyweights? Sounds passable. I'd like to see Gane knocked out after stealing Volkov's win.

Why are you ignoring the criminal charges which are the real reason he's retiring? Weird Tomcel cope to think he's ducking him.

who does Tom fight for his first title defense?

>>149355479
imagine being eastern european and still brown, smelly little gypsy cunt

Thank god this embarrassing saga is over and we can get the division rolling again. Should’ve happened when he first got injured before the Stipe fight

>>149355424
Does that bitch really think rocking the hitler moustache is appropriate in this day and age

What a shame, I wanted to see Jones vs Aspinall

Eternal reminder that Cereal Gane has ducked a fight vs Tom THREE times during his UFC career

Gane Derangement Syndrome (GDS)

>>149355524
You dare question Gane you mongoloid troglodyte fuck???

i would have respected jon if he went out and lost to tom or won, instead of this. such a shame

>>149355508
whiter than you you little autistic shitskin faggot lmao

>0 American champions
Is this a first? Feels kinda weird

Jon is just building hype, two more weeks!

what a fucking massive waste of time

it's a trick. Tom will game plan for his next opponent and right before he steps in to fight, jon will be the last minute replacement

>>149354806
my favorite mmatuber has even posted videos of himself sparring

Genuine question - why is Jon like this?

>>149355534
yes, legitimately. if he lost to Tom and took it gracefully it would humanize him and be a "passing the torch" moment. most fans would respect him more than they do now. his ego has deprived us of an entertaining ritual, and a chance for him to feel closure

Jones faced all the greats at light heavyweight and beat them all youngest ever to do it. Most defences. He earned his shot at heavyweight for multiple division champ status. He's one of the most technically skilled fighters to ever do it and deservedly the goat. He's only 37 but a lifetime of fighting the very best takes it toll.
Aspinall got an interim title fighting Pavlovich, a one trick pony with heavy hands. His technique is shit, walking in with his chin high just winging punches only reason he gets away with it is the division being so weak right now. Now he's posting all over social media like he's some ufc legend because jones retired, absolute cringelord and will not be remembered as a great.
These are facts

>>149355581
brain is completely fried by childhood trauma by being fucked up by his brothers, hormonal imbalance due to steroids, drugs and cte

I think Iran got fraudchecked

>>149355581
He learned from the SRL and Floyd Mayweather school of legacy crafting: duck, cherrypick and use your relevance as leverage for preferential treatment. And spent a lot of time crafting narratives that elevate you into legend status (most people are willing to believe in something literally just because someone told them so).

Also he's extremely Cluster-B
>>149355606
Jon beat fat middle weights, pride has-beens and midgets. He went life and death with Anthony "Turtleheart" Smith, got beat by Dom, had a close decisition with old and fat DC and then had to roid up to beat him. Struggled with journeyman Santos. The best win in his entire career is the first Gus fight, before roiding up.

>>149355583
a passing of the torch moment would have been kino

>>149355626
I was about to say "shit's so scripted the government might as well be under TKO" then I remembered Ari and his brothers

>>149355581
>>149355384

>>149355630
back to bongland sex tourist. your boy tapped to an amateur and lasted less than a round v pootis blaydes

It's not official until the UFC rankings webpage is updated I'm afraid

>>149355535
doubtful

>>149355671
I don't give a fuck about Tomala, I'm simply stating facts about Jon Jones. Why do you even care about Jon anyway? your boy Volk is higher up in the goat conversation than him given that he fought and dominated in a division in which people can actually fight, unlike the fat fuck divisions up there.

>>149355630
>life and death with smiff
lol 48-44 with a 2pt deduction
>got beat by dom
nah. Jones 3-4-5
>close decision with DC
49-46 and never in doubt
>struggled with santos
Jon took it easy. Santos’ knee was fucked so jon avoided risk and won
>best win was Gus
Gus was never good. Best win is DC1

Holy fuck the state of the heavy weight division, also Dana on fucking life support
>THE MCGREOGR/CHANDLER FIGHT IS GIGA HAPPENING
>THE JONES/ASPINALL FIGHT IS GIGA HAPPENING
How does Dana recover from these blatant lies he spreads? I went to bed last night after watching the most dog shit fight night (except for piss-sleeve that was a good fight) and I wake up to this rubbish of jones cowering.

I would bet my left nut he’s not retired and he just needs more footage of aspinall. How does the UFC recover from this? Gane most certainly is not the answer also Dana has burnt all bridges with Ngubu. This is a very bad day for UFC fans.

Also jones ruined his legacy quicker then anyone ever has if it weren’t ruined already from his previous shenanigans

>>149355700
true. I concede

Member of the Meta Board of Directors - Dana White

kek so not only did Jon duck the interim champ after having a single title defence against a geriatric semi retired fighter/firefighter but he also completely wasted his prime after the Reyes loss

KWAB

imagine how fucking ugly that half naked woman in jon's car was. jon is definitely gay so for him to get it up for a woman i'm thinking she would have to be ten times more manly than kayla harrison

Imagine ruining your legacy by ducking John Fury's bastard son this hard

Name 3 good Jon wins right now.

>>149355706
Everyone who follows MMA knew jones and conor fights were never happening

Odds on Jon Jones coming out of retirement for an instant title shot the moment Tom loses or gets injured?

>>149355881
Shogun
Rampage
DC

Mad how Tom could have already secured a legacy as the greatest HW of all time by now if Jon hadn't paused his career for a year and a half

>>149355884
0%
he’s done
needs to focus on doing drugs, crashing vehicles, and cheating on his long term fiance

>stripped before he frauded his way to the record for longest heavyweight record
thank god

>>149355901
Always a bridesmaid never the bride spinall we call him round here

hand it over buddy

>>149355706
Last card was really good cazzie, stick to wwe if you want mandrama
>>THE MCGREOGR/CHANDLER FIGHT
A fight literally nobody gives a shit about

>>149355928
Heeminder lil bros get the hand-me-downs like Tom Retardsson

Jonsissies?

Even in his absence he has the peasants fuming in impotent rage

Turned on my monitor

>>149355939
big tom gave lil jon a wedgie and told him to hand his belt over or he'd beat him up and jon did as he was told

>>149355959
Jon literally went home with the rec center ball and had his mum bring it back so aspinall would stop crying althemoreoverbeitsoever

>>149355928
>Do you feel in charge?

The "promoted to undisputed champion" mark of shame

4 failed PED tests
50+ Fouls & Warnings
10+ title wins over pensioners and fat middleweights
Lost to Reyes
Half a decade spent ducking Ngannou and Aspinall
Multiple DWI & Domestic Violence Arrests

GOAT

>>149355928
yes mister aspinall

>>149356039
It's over

>>149356044
look at his smile, hes so cute, how can you hate him?

>>149356044
You sound like one of my many bitter ex girlfriends

>>149356088
You performed domestic violence on your ex-girlfriends?

>>149356133
Oh most definitely

>>149355929
I was referring to Baku not the last card. Baku was dogshit did you see all of the decisions? Yeah nobody gives a fuck about it but I was just emphasising the ocean of shit that comes from Dana’s mouth.

I agree last card was great

jamal hill cope video out yet?

>>149356226
Who?

>>149356232
Jamahal Hill

how did Jones fooled Dana for so many years? real GOAT

SOON

>>149355524
perhaps tom should be more mindful of ganes schedule and avoid calling him out when hes too busy being a super star, filming hollywood blockbusters. is this too much to ask?

Guys I need help, I just need to find 1 (one) good Aspinall win. Anybody got one?

>>149356336
All of them

>>149356336
Jon Jones

>>149356336
UFC HW GOAT Andrei Arlovski

>>149356269
Gehundzeit b

>>149356336
Aspinall has lost to Curtis Blaydes of Azerbaijan fame and only has wins over fat shitters like Mick Parkin

>>149356274
This is what the buck toothed bongs hate the most

>>149354679 (OP)
this is how the iran situation is gonna go

Aspinall avenged the fluke injury loss with a BRUTAL KO. Chills.

>>149356406
you have to go back ACKmed

>>149356336
Volkov is his only good win.

>>149356414
dont speak to me shabbos goy

>>149356413
His son is a mischling retard and he just got a pity belt for being a good spaniel and waiting for Jones

>>149356420
we're going to wipe your home country off the face of the planet

Jawlmahawl was robbed b

>>149356438
You couldn't even do it to afghans who are basically indian brazzas

>>149356445
Joe Biden backed out we'll bomb them next

>I can do all this through him who gives me strength.
what did he mean by this?

>>149356448
Fair enough and good luck bappas

>>149356438
yewl dew nu'in yewl do FOOKEN NU'IN NAT WUN A YIZ WIL DEW FOOKEN NU'IN YER A LITTLE FANBOY YE WAS IN NETANYAHU'S DMS ASKIN FER A T SHORT

>>149356438
good little goy faggot, let your entire existence be controlled by kikes. have your mutt country invaded by even more brownoids ahahahaha

>>149356457
Kek

>>149356459
careful with what you're saying anon, like 2 hours ago the mods gave me a warning for a post that read very similarly to yours, that's how compromised and cucked this website is now

Thoughts?

>>149356459
>>149356472
I got 3 days in solitary for pointing out humiliated UFC joke Tom R Aspinall has a *olish wife he has bred with

Dana will step away after this, the sport died just as they sold to WME, Lorenzo is a crafty jew he knew the peak was just after the Reebok deal, I dunno how much prime pussy they fed Dana to stay on but this will be his curtain call

>>149356479
three and a half real ones

>>149356504
Dricus, Tom, Jack and Pantoja?

>>149356479
Australians will coom once Whittaker takes his rightful place and dethrones cumshot in the best come back story since never back down

>>149356479
>American sport
>0 american champions

> The criminal complaint stated an Albuquerque Police Officer was investigating a traffic crash near San Mateo and Lomas when she came across a woman in the front passenger seat of one of the cars “exhibiting signs of significant intoxication and lacking clothing from the waist down.”

> The woman reportedly said Jones was the driver, but fled the scene on foot.

> She then called Jones(…), He “appeared to be heavily intoxicated and made statements implying his capacity to employ lethal force through third parties” to the PSA,

> Jones said the woman found in the car had left his house earlier in the day intoxicated

> The woman later told police she drank alcohol and consumed mushrooms at Jones’ house and recalled needing to change her clothes at his house and “her next recollection was being at the scene of a traffic accident.”

Naurdievbros.... why are we such dumb churkhas?

>>149356512
Volk, JDM, Dricus, and half of Merab. I remember Pantoja backpacked Moreno the whole fight and I can't give him real one status after that.

>>149356498
Have a pity (You) and stop posting bud

>>149356537
most of the time though he fights like a suicidal maniac, like the most depressed man alive. i'd rank him as more of a real one than merab who has mostly decisions

>>149356479
mma is healing

you now remember Bo Negroid the next goat of mma

>>149356537
Is there something about rugby that makes you a real one?

>>149356526
Unfathomably based

>>149356559
isn't rugby like football for men?

>>149356548
yeah that's true, I don't like Merab's style only giving him points for silencing umar and suga sean

this woman is a fucking amateur. jonny GOAT has experience in these matters, he would have gotten away with it if she didnt throw him under the bus.

>>149356515
Whittaker is mega washed now

Now that the dust has settled, I think we can all agree than Jones was never that good

>>149356479
Beautiful

>>149354679 (OP)
>*pisses on gravies grave*
fuck jon jones

>>149356598
Shan't. Gus lost to the GOAT and that's the bottom line cos stone cloz said so

>>149356479
Why give Islam the Dagestan flag, but not Ankalaev?

>>149356529
Brazzas with tattoos seem to suffer a massive stat decrease. Same reason Musayev probably got bulldozed bu Oralbai

>>149356479
>zero American champions
>zero American challengers in any division for the foreseeable future
It's over...

Who will play Jon in the biopic?

>>149356706
Ryan Gosling probably

>>149356706
Jai White

>>149356666
why give Tom the English flag and not the UK? jewfc are speds

>>149356653
Have a second pity (You) and log off kid

Kaikkien aikojen UFC-legenda lopettaa uransa
Jon Jones iskee vapaaotteluhanskat naulaan

>>149356515
Nuh uh, he’s training on king Kai’s planet

>>149356753
Iltapaskat on the case I trust I'm reading cai göran leading us to doom so he can speak the inglis with his usa friends

*leg kicks you*

What the hell

>>149356801
Alright Khalil lad?

>>149356801
>checked
nothing personel

>>149356922
sent that gook FREAK back to the swamps

Jon Jones has retired, topping off his incredible, unbeaten UFC career with one of the longest title-reigns in heavyweight history.

Jon Jones..... I kneel.

Britain has an undisputed heavyweight champion of the world, my cucumber plant has started fruiting. Life is good

>>149356961
I am going to sneak into your cucumber chamber at night and drain the soil completely of water. I have invented a device made specifically for this purpose. You will not feast on home-made cucumbers this year, friend.

>>149356922
Ow!

>>149355530
Gaston-pilled

>>149356948
>unbeaten
History won't see it that way

>>149356997
Ach me monitor is off la'

>The woman involved in the accident told police she allegedly drank alcohol and consumed mushrooms at Jones’ house and stated she needed to change clothes, but “her next recollection was being at the scene of a traffic accident.” She told police the last person she remembered driving her vehicle was Jones.

>The police report states Jones called the woman’s phone a total of 13 times from the time of the crash until the next morning, and he also sent her text messages as well.

Being naked in a car on mushrooms with Jon Jones sounds like Joe Rogan's dream.

Updated the champs list

>>149357028
oh he seethin!

>>149357054
>also doesn't change ddp to Netherlands
good going tard

I cannot wait to see Aspinall's title reign. First he can despatch Gane, coming off a loss to Volkov, losses to Jones and Ngannou before that. Then, he can take out the MIGHTY Marcin Tybura. And after that.... maybe .... just maybe, he defeats the SURGING Waldo Cortes Acosta.

Put Tom Justin Tafa

>>149357054
A fighter's custom shorts represent who he is and what he fights for, For Islam it's the Caucaus mountains, for Merab it's Georgia, for Edwards it was Jamaicai and for Volk it's Greek-Macedonia as we can see the Macedonian flag and the greek patterns.

>>149356546
like my filthy arsehole Jarrpi

>>149357125
I like minge mate preferably clean but it's not important

>>149357162
>I like minge
tell-tale signs of a homo

>waiting until now to retire
why didn't he just retire like a year ago and save himself the humiliation that will haunt him for the next 20+ years

>>149357113
his name ends in -ski. he's bulgarian.

New MMA scran head just unlocked

Jon Jones is dying

And by Jon Jones I mean me

>>149357081
I can’t believe you are sleeping on Tai Tuivasa bro…… casual

>>149357278
This guy looks like a cannibal serial killer. What weight division does he fight at?

the best part about jones' retirement is that
you
just
know
his sensitive ass will spend the rest of his days seething because of this whole situation. he's petty enough, but this heavyweight reign of his was a complete embarrassment

>>149357392
he'll just cope by insisting he could beat aspinall he just didn't want to

>>149357028
I like this

>>149357414
yeah, he will seethe and cope lmao you are right about that

>>149357215
I'm doing my best to overcompensate here

Jon Jones, he is a great figh'er. I'd luff to fight 'im

>>149357062
Dricus is a true born and bred African.

>>149357392
>>149357414
>>149357433
The self awareness of pencil shavings

absolute 0/10 card, why cant these inbreds finish fights

>>149357494
back to the bonescord lil bro

jon jones was a marawlder

Jones is really shaking up the KWABOAT rankings

Live shot of Jon's retirement party

>>149356459
It would be funny if america wasn't inhabited by brown people before whitoids

>>149357567
We are full I lament

>>149357489
>African
nigger

>>149357600
bro shut yo nasty, brown, poor ass up. stop yappin and fetch me my sopa de macaco you filthy little beast

Tom won the story

Why didn't Jon just beat Tom in a fight...
Now we have to deal with everyone calling the ufc goat a duck and a pussy and there is no good rebuttal...

>>149357835
Why would he fight Tomala If all he has to do is wait and watch Gane demolish Asspissbum in 20 seconds?

>>149357789
He has a retarded child and lost income for 2 years he is a big clumsy bitch who got bitched worse than Chandler since there was a belt involved only neckbeards see it differently

Kino way for Jon to retire. Immediately hit with new hit and run charges

Tomtards be like Forrest Gump's mama won the story thougheverbeit

What a sultry stud

Every division other than LW falls off HARD in quality when you go outside top 5.

Is 40 year old moicaco still a ranked lw

>>149356944
>Passes all his life around Canarias and Mallorca but can't bother to stop over Valencia and fight topturo and instead just sucker punches the elderly and drunk twinks

>>149357917
He's in Spain, he's in Marbella bro

Spots on my meng cause I look like Jesus
Young heem God coming straight with the sleemer
Pooftas getting mad cause I heem like Jesus Christ
I'm that pretty bitch, I'mma heem her all night

illlia already ducked conor because he knows conor is the best midget killer the sport has ever known

aspinall retired jones to welfare checks without even having to fight him lol or even lmao

Volk wonked ilia's nose and got his belt back
All's right with the world

>>149357945
Tom gets bennies for his retarded child while Jon is set for several lifetimes

''Belts come and go but a wonk nose stays foreva''

>>149357971
>>149357947
what is the purpose of these?

>>149357945
I reckon Jon flushed Asspisstranny's career by making him wait two years with a interim chastity belt just to get heemed by Gane

>>149357980
To fill our aging workforce they say but they just hang around and sell drugs

>>149357963
jones should have signed the big final contract instead of ducking, he'll need those millions for protection while he serves his inevitable life sentence
>>149357987
tom will go down in history as the actual HW goat (no ducking)

When you think about it, Iran is basically Rory MacDonald.

You are seething because Tom won.

You are seething because Volk crooked ilia's nose.

You are seething because you've been jelqing for 2 years with no results.

Jon Jones is still under UFC contract. They could technically move him to WWE.

>>149358013
We both know Jon would be a real life Adebisi in the can

You are seething because Ilia won.

Ilia did actually win

>>149358064
the wonked nose contest.

That too

>>149358097
It builds character.

This negro reads youtube comments fml

>>149358117
They speak factual posts i fear.

GOAT (Greatest Of Avoiding Tom)

>>149358125
You're a factual post

>>149358146
Factual post.

Imagine Jon Jones had the charisma of a 2015 McGregor.

No one else is worth talking to.

Many are saying this

Pereira is winning back the belt and will retire at 45 as champion with 20 title defenses.

>>149358228
Imagine if cormier was a street nigga

>>149358319
afraid the owl is going to smoke him badly this time around

Which pereira are we talmbout

In many ways, we all retired Jon Jones without ever fighting him

Michel

Last nights fight taught me a very good lesson. Never ever celebrate too early or you'll end up like this fool

I can't stand that guy

>>149358422
he got raped in that fight man. nigga got 29-25d

If only he was born in baltimore instead of whatever this soft chalkie came from

>>149358422
gay?

if jon really is calling it quits then the ufc has almost zero american big names left. there's max left i guess
they might try to convince dustin to stay if he wins? international fighters are better but they aren't raking in the cash with their charisma or character

Every car ride with Jon Jones must be like that Wayne Brady Chappelle’s show skit

>>149358467
crazy how jon ducked him at hw

jon was the last link the ufc had to a time when it was actually good. if you thought it was bad now just wait

Jon retired so he could volunteer to fight Iran. He’s a true patriot. God bless him.

Just signed up for my first MMA fight. It goes down in September.

>>149358531
What’s his name?

>>149358531
amateur or pro? what weight class?

The Jones tweets when Gane beats Aspinall will hit like crack

>>149358553
I think It's pro(it doesn't say anywhere that it's amateur mma). But I don't think it counts for a professional record

>>149358471
>>149358483
>>149358489
GPS NEW WIFE !

>>149358596
What is your fighting style? Stand and bang or ground?

HE'S ONLY GONE AND DONE IT AGAIN

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/sport/35517114/jon-jones-retires-leave-car-crash-charge-ufc-news/amp/

>>149358661
I called it

>>149358355
He would be driving a an all black matt Hellcat with blicky in the glovebox.

Why were the details from an accident that happened in February leaked 4 months later on the exact same day Jon retired?

>>149358855
Dana got a head on the news and decided to drop Jon before the UFC gets embarrassed
Jon has been retired for months, the UFC just refused to officially announce it because they thought they could convince him to fight one more time

>>149358609
GSP is black only

Jon Jones vs Rampage "Energy Drink" Jackson in a CALIFORNIA INTERSTATE FIGHT

>>149358483
Max isn't really even American. He's a Hawaiian nationalist.

>>149358938
these niggas should fight on street beefs.

>>149358969
I was thinking they ram each other with cars and whoever survives wins. I've got Rampage by A-TEAM monster truck

>>149358916
Keeping a lid on this for 4 months seems like a tough task. Something doesn’t add up.

Now Jon Jones may be a duck, a nigger and a faggot but at least he never raped anyone

>>149354828
what in the world are you talking about?

Max "Hilo Zealot" Holloway

>>149358611
wrestler.

>>149359048
You haven't heard about the gym stories?

Jon Jones fucking won.

>>149359048
guess you never saw ufc 214

gayest of all time

>>149359119
What gym stories?

>>149359158
That actually never happened

>>149359175
hi, dc

There is nothing wrong with being a homosexual.

>>149359192
Thanks I needed this

>>149359192
>92

>>149359197
You're welcome, Jon

The only reason Jon got stripped was because of the pending charges

Jon was stripped and NOT in a good way...

BREAKING NEWS: ASSpissnal has gone into a coma due to gay-related AIDS. gonezo
Cyril Gane is now the undisputed heavyweight champ

uh Tomasz Indian sissies is this true

>>149354785
Looks jewish

>>149359349
Kek

WE.FUCKIN.DID.SISTERS.

>>149359349
Gane actually astral projected this.

Cyril gane fucking suck he lost against volkov

He couldnt heem a bloated lightweight orc

In the 21st century, a weapon will be invented like no other.
Better.
Stronger.
Faster.
Unstoppable. He has only one purpose: WIN FIGHTS.

His best win is standing on the cage with a zesty buck for more than 1 minute

>>149359511
>checks gane fight record
>two wins, no losses to volkov

>>149359511
that robbery was hilarious, even gane couldn't believe that

>>149359636
*shits all over the floor*
I have just career/record mogged your frame merchant

Why is he so sad?

>>149359823
He lost

The Gane era has begun.

>>149359789
*Shits all over the floor*
*it comes out as a perfect portrait of you*
heh

little ass rountree did it

My God, who is this guy Kazushi Sakuraba? Coming out of nowhere, fighting two fights against the same guy in Silveira and fighting Vernon "Tiger" White, one of the top contenders in Pancrase, rolling around with him on the mat, slowly turning up the heat and armbarring him. Amazing.

>>149359891
*turns off monitor*
Yeah im not cyril gane b

>>149360007
I heard Sexyama beat the piss out of him and listened to Botelli to celebrate thougheverbeit

Kilal B. Lacks Rountree Jr is my boy

>>149359618
Is it too late for me to join the tardssoncord asking for a friend

Before I go heem my meng I just wanna say that ankalaev..

ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED THAT MONKEY AND SHOWED HIM LEVELS

>>149360030
>>149360045
>>149360085
>be me
>workout
>for no reason realize i can't fuck women

Jones will always be the GOAT

WE are metrosexual as fuck.

Jailtime.

>>149360169
Anshul Jubli looking small but freshened up

>>149360153
So basically Jon retired after the Miocic fight and the UFC spent half a year pretending otherwise. What a colossal waste of time.

Paper champions, the lot of you.

>>149360153
gayest of all time yes

the pride of mexico joshua van

What do the tattoos mean?

>>149360290
northsides sounds like a gang, also hes black so

>>149360290
Thumbs up to the northside

>>149360290
Peace and love. One hand represents Chicago and the other represents Detroit

If I were Jon I would post something like: Go Duck Yourself. Like it almost sounds like something really bad to say but it isn’t. I think that would be super cool and witty and would shut the haters up for good.

>>149360325
>Chicago and the other represents Detroit
Great US cities

>>149360361
Legendary German humor.

Khabib must be mad, he's only now realizing he could have ducked Tony without having to kill fazza...

we are here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJrTJ2Hx0-A

Khabib should be shot. Harsh but fair.

blaydes needed a robbery to beat a fat russian nobody
tommy reddit needed a wheelchair after fighting blaydes

>>149360495
word on the street dagestan is close to making nuclear weapon

>>149360553
Who's the skirt

Aged like wine.

>>149360584
Jon schooled that freak

>>149360028
you heard wrong

>>149360584
Damn... this was a planned and CALCULATED duck.

>>149360584
The greatest fight iq in the game

>>149360607
Can I join the bonescord?

Why does Rampage stream with Aidan Ross every day? I keep seeing it on tiktok.

>Jamahal Hill beating up his brother was his last win since 2023
Grim

few months from now after Gane heems the fraud we will all be saying
>yeah Jon would've bodied that freak

>>149360623
Absolutely bud we're (I'm) welcoming members again there are even admin positions available

Not enough members to start one ahahaha

>>149360812
French people are banned from Dubai.

>>149360812
>>149360872
Tom will break that buck for good.

Leebros... this is a tough one to read...

>>149360937
I'm afraid Tomala already got bussyblasted by Blaydes and she's acquired quite a taste for BBC. One that Gane will satiate fully.

>>149360970
>brazilian
>focusing on black cock
You are GAY.

Sneeda Carano

>>149360962
based jon jones

>>149361002
I know that you are but what am I

Dana basically said Ngannou can go fuck himself

I love my leader

>>149354679 (OP)
New

>>149361055
>>149361055
>>149361055

>>149360871
Rude