Thread 149355071

paris olympics was worst olympics in history

>>149355071 (OP)
[Before the opening ceremony]
- No air conditioning, so each country brought their own
- Air conditioning provided for the French team
- Swimming pool discovered to be 80cm shallower than standard
- 240 billion yen spent to clean up the Seine (about four times the width of Dotonbori)
- Soldiers and policemen on terror watch attacked with knives
- 5,000 Olympic staff excluded through background checks
- 1,000 of them suspected of being sabotaging spies
- Fans immediately broke into the opening soccer match
- On the contrary, smoke bombs were thrown, causing a two-hour halt
- Argentine players, Theft at the training ground
・Australian cycling team's car attacked and stolen
・Food shortages, especially meat and eggs, in the athletes' village
・Skateboarders unable to get shuttle buses, forced to travel by board
・High-speed railway connecting venues suspended due to multiple arson attacks

gojira was based

>>149355071 (OP)
I liked Gojira but that's it

>>149355079
[After the Opening Ceremony]
・Opening ceremony flooded with criticism from the religious community
・Olympic officials apologize and delete opening ceremony
・US sponsors withdraw due to opening ceremony
・Olympic flag hoisted upside down
・Power outage in Paris (terrorism by disruptive forces)
・Shuttle buses from the athletes' village to the venues always get lost
・On the bus Windows closed to prevent terrorism, despite no air conditioning

In medal list, Japan flag mistakenly listed as China's

To reduce carbon emissions, only half the amount of meat served

Due to SDGs, fryers are banned, fried foods cannot be served

Meal serving efficiency is so poor that long lines every day

England brings in its own chefs and ingredients

>>149355095
British Olympic Committee director: "No event is fair to anyone, no matter what the circumstances are." Problems do occur in other countries, but food shortages in the athletes' village have never been experienced before."

US team secures food by asking on social media, "How do you order an Uber in France?"

Letter containing plague bacteria arrives to French Minister of the Interior

The national anthem of Sudan, the country's former home country, is played when South Sudan's national anthem is sung

The Chinese flag is displayed when the Argentine swimming team enters the stadium

Portable toilets are circular, with lots of dicks gathering

Terror attacks cut off fiber optic networks across France

Japanese rugby players are robbed in the athletes' village Several thefts occur one after another

However, there are no security cameras in the athletes' village, so investigations are not possible

US female track and field athlete: "There are no curtains in the room, so I can't change my clothes"

Indian: "It's hot"

>>149355100
240 billion yen spent on Seine River water quality deteriorates again, halting triathlon practice

Seine River water quality does not improve, so triathlon postponed, then forced to go ahead two days later

Belgian team member hospitalized with E. coli infection after race, withdraws from mixed triathlon

Belgian team member: "I saw and smelled things I don't want to think about (in the Seine)"

Swiss and Norwegian team members fall ill one after another after triathlon

Organizers state that the Seine River's environment cleared the standards, so it is unclear whether the athletes' ill health is related to the river

Italy, who was expected to win two backstroke titles, withdraws from the 200m final. "The environment in the athletes' village was so crap, with heat, noise, and awful food, that I wasn't in good enough shape."

-US women's gymnastics team expresses dissatisfaction: "I don't think the food in the cafeteria is tasty."

-Sweden: "The Seine is too dirty, so we're declining to participate in the long-distance swim."

As expected, three more people were hospitalized during the open swim in the Seine.

-Haiti: "We want to go home soon," "The food in the athletes' village gets a zero. There was someone's lip gloss on an unused cup."

-Frequent cases of food poisoning from food provided to media at each venue
Games committee: "We don't know the full number. Please be careful."

- Drilling the ocean floor to anchor an athlete's cruise ship in Tahiti, criticized for negative impact on the underwater environment

- Building a new judgement tower in Tahiti, damaging the coral

- US skateboard team: "The paint on the medals is already peeling after just one week."

- Athletes' village food manager: "We make tens of thousands of meals every day, and sometimes we can't keep up."

- Athletes' village chef: "Athletes eat a lot. I was surprised at how much protein they need."

- Eurosport discriminated against Japan and China with the memorial picture.

>>149355071 (OP)
Paris olympics was peak globohomo - a worldwide humiliation ritual.

>>149355147
Pretty much.

>>149355071 (OP)
They had gojira, though.

>>149355481
they are anti japan band that support terrorist of sea shepherd

>he's back
Allow me to apologize on this schizo's behalf

Making chuds seethe 12 months later is glorious, adding you to my list of etereal seether

I hate France

>>149355079
>・Skateboarders unable to get shuttle buses, forced to travel by board
Kino

>>149355100
>Indian: "It's hot"
that one still gets me

The Olympics so shamefuru it actually broke this one Japanese fella.

the collage that buttblasted a continent

Get over it Japan.

Seeing the road race live on Montmartre was fucking amazing

it was too based for non euros i fear

>>149356327
you idiot french is really proud to be racist
it is clear you are korea of europe

>>149355106
Good thread anon, you’re right

>>149356343
>>149356389
nobody wants to see y'all ugly chicken fried ass faces xD

Setting the events in the city itself was an inspired choice, and it would be nice if that was the 'new normal' for the future.

>>149356452
go eat your disgusting foods with no umami burikasu

>>149355100
>portable toilets are circular with lots of dicks gathering
what

why's japan chimping this time

>>149355071 (OP)
Actually it was one of the best. Only Sydney 2000 was better

>>149356516
marmite is umami

>>149356516
you sound a bit too much like ken-sama to be real, but anyway umami doesn't exist, as /ck/ taught me

who does Umami play for

is it again about that judo thing or whatever happened there ?

>>149355071 (OP)
nah it completely BTFO's fundie right-wing faggots and made them seethe so therefore it was based

>>149356736
Probably.

Yes yuo of engurish gud mr Kenshi.
Kill yourself insect.

>>149355088
Bro did you see GOJIRA? GoJIRA!! A heckin METAL BAND!! At the OLYMPICS!! Just like my SPECIAL INTERESTS!! It was so QUIRKY AND UNEXPECTED!!!

>>149356684
and Worcestershire Sauce, which is widely used in Japanese cooking

>>149355079
>pic
same happens in japan though?
waiters ignore western patrons who speak japanese
you guys are racist af, also that guy in your pic was probably just a victim of shitty customer service not blatant racism. Nobody hates asians that much to refuse serving them, stop playing the victim, bitch.
https://youtu.be/oLt5qSm9U80

>>149355079
service in europe is not like the service in japan, waiters dont give a shit about customers

>>149356787
That leg sweep attempt could've worked in a perfect world.

>>149355071 (OP)
absolute joke of an OP, fuck france.

>>149356787
that is korean team idiot
you french is dirty with roulette cheat

comments of x:

It was supposed to be a lottery, but as soon as the roulette came out, everyone thought, "Oh, and then came riner, the French hero who has won three Olympic titles. It was an Olympics of France, by France, and for France

The shido is explicitly less in France.
The way of fighting is not like Judo but like wrestling
When they win, they are explicitly happy
Roulette with no credibility or shit.
No idea on how to wear judogi
There is no end to the list of things that France are not good

I hate France
I don't want to go to such a country again.
There's nothing but cheating in a roulette game like that.
If you're going to do it, it has to be analog.
All the judges and IOC people are black, and all they think about is a race.
the opponent didn't do any moves, and they don't give any shido, are they kidding me?
This is JUDO not the real 柔道 I love

The garbage judges who will never give out coaching.
The crowd was singing all the time and booing noisily.
What is this? France is so dirty.
I hate this country.

Olympics is a fraud. The spectators are also shitty. Japan is being looked down by the world. I hate France with all my heart. The Japanese government needs to do something.

Japan didn't do anything this disgusting even when they hosted their own Olympics
This has made me hate France in general.

Why is it that +90 is in the national team like he's trying to get there?
I hate France as much as I hate Korea after this Olympics!

I seriously hate France and the French people.
They are the ugliest of all mankind.

I understand why people call france the Korea of Europe behind the scenes.

what is this
I really hate the way Gaba fights, and I hate French judo.
What the hell is really pissing me off?
Go to wrestling, you son of a bitch!