Thread 149357875

day 3 of Headingley Test:

ENGLAND 290/5
v INDIA 471.

im finna whip this hoe

YFO means YFO you retarded cunt

PLS REDEEM SARS

Ok lets all calm down a bit

No snicko was a bit suspect

THE /COUNTY/ CHAMPIONSHIP, Day 1 of round 9:
BBC have live text and radio feeds, also streams on the ECB website

>Division One

Durham v Sussex
https://youtu.be/WlwZyzDPMyk

Essex v Hampshire
https://youtu.be/7sbmA6qcES4

Nottinghamshire v Yorkshire
https://youtu.be/NKxCdpHMl_4

Warwickshire v Somerset
https://youtu.be/xktZfQbMuYo

Worcestershire v Surrey
https://youtu.be/KFR5czcJPJM

>Division Two

Gloucestershire v Derbyshire
https://youtu.be/295F-tVGlwc

Lancashire v Kent
https://youtu.be/1kXmnKVLdz0

Leicestershire v Glamorgan
https://youtu.be/2QCAWQm4yQk

Northamptonshire v Middlesex
https://youtu.be/AtDA6EZ4i5Y

That was going so far down leg brainless umps.

>>149357900
SNICKO DID NOT FUCKING SUGEST SIR

>>149357826
Smudge is just a nickname people called 'Smith' get, its not unique to Steve "autist" Smith of NSW and Australia

Good review finally

LAUGH AT THIS FUCKING IDIOT
>>149357920

reckon 5 more wickets should do it, ya¿

>try new beer that was on special
>it’s undrinkably SHIT

>>149357949
apart from tinned trendy IPAs you have to pay a bit more for beer in my imo.

Why is cricket 5 days long

>>149357926
It got retired from the pool of available cricket nicknames when the real Smudge achieved hall of famer status

>>149355549
Reminder that you are a fucking idiot with curry for brains, stupid cunt you were wrong.

Is the afl general down or something?

>>149357904
Ever thought about trying your hand at baking fella

>>149357954
Don’t respond to me just got home from 10 hour shift now I’m gonna have to struggle through this shit to get drunk fuck I’m a retard

>>149357969
Must be summer in Australia that’s when all the aerial ping pingers look at the cricket

>>149357979
Go look back at the last load of OPs and I made all the good ones.

Boonie would of stopped that

>>149357969
They are all to busy having faggy arse sex

WTF SMITH DEFECTED!!??

>>149357993
Think you'll find I made the good ones, but you've been pretty good if you're the baker I think you are

>>149358007
Can't be the same one, this Smith acknowledges social cues.

>>149358038
I don't think it would hurt as much as reactions suggest.

>>149358042
It would hurt a bit but yes I agree

Blowies have gone to bed
Undoubtedly tradies that have to get up at 4am

>>149358076
I’m a blowie, but is it /comfy/ cric hours?

>>149358090
Usually thats the the middle session of tests in England

No actually where are the union jacks and jeet flags

G O N E
O
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Im an unemployable neet

>>149358076
Are you sure?

>>149358105
What do you need to do to become an employable neet

>>149358090
A bid you good welcome and a happy cake day to you fair visitor of our beloved /cric/! My name is Zachy and I offer you my unwavering services in introducing you to our noble general and indeed this blessed sport of leather on wood. Thwack! That's the sound of lunch! Toodle-oo!!

somebody’s been playing DQ

>>149358112
Cheerio lad, btw what does ‘thwack’ mean?

Indian kit looks shit btw

*munts*

HAHA THE BATSMEN WANT TO GET OFF STRIKE WHEN BUMRAHS BOWLING
HAHA THAT BATSMAN REALLY WANTED A SINGLE THERE TO GET OFF STRIKE FROM BUMRAH
OH NO UNFORTUNATELY THATS GONE FOR FOUR AND HE WILL REMAIN ON STRIKE TO BUMRAH HAHA

>>149358166
Adidas shouldn't be in cricket. Poos are just awed by Germans, probably a cheap as shit kit deal. It's the correct shade of white though, England's is too bright.

[Scary News] Toil looms

India lead will be less than 100
bowl 'em out for 150
chase down 250 on final day
ez

>>149358291
lgm (definitely going to happen)

ONLY 3 DAYS OF TOIL THIS WEEK BROS!
DONT HAVE MATES SO WILL JUST DRINK ON HERE WITH YOU GUYS

Poms about to get bummed with the new ball

>>149358329
crisp

>>149358335
comes onto the bat better
brook will just bazz it more

Still not watching the cricket, watching FBI now, its like Law & Order it always gets you with a twist early on

tbg its hilarious how many ppl believed Trump when he said no more wars - even his own cabinet - and then five months into his second term he bombs Iran.

is it time to admit he's good?

he could’ve kept the Gaza ceasefire going too or made it less easy by cutting supply. He’s a liar and his supporters have become cult members. This conflict will help cricket in Pakistan they’ll be able to get a bit of money for transporting Chinese goods, on the other hand it could be detrimental to Emirati cricket if the gulf becomes a war zone

>>149358696
He’s holding his own against Bummy

India are starting to chimp out for appeals

Still not watching the cricket, another episode of FBI is on now, the twist is about to hit

shot

wallop, lovely

>>149358762
Is the twist that you're a big gay blowhard??

not even close absolute waste of a review

about to have a third ham and mustard roll for my lunch

HE GOT TOO COCKY

>>149358780
No, but I think these bank robbers are actually not the bad guys

brainlet dismissal

Smith forgot to finish his lunch

Honestly though I think it’s fine if England go out and have a bash now baz it up. Trailing sub 100 is good considering how fucking dumb it was to have a bowl on day 1

Spazball tier dismissal

All he's doing is banging it in short. No variation, no brains.

BAZ IT UP
https://youtu.be/JZwPcPy04AQ?si=RlchjMxyzq5VVFO3

>>149358042
when you drink a lot the liver gets quite sensitive

New ball poo ball

>ball whizzes past batsperson
>"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH AHHHHHHH YAAAMANAAAAAAAA YAAAMANAAAAAAAA MAMAMAAAMAAAAAA BENCHOD"

>>149358076
more like Jaideyn's wifi got cut be xhe needs to be at trinity for class at 9

>go for a piss
>come back and England has already lost a wicket
>when I sit down a bit more piss comes out
Why does this always happen?

>>149358325
based LCD Soundsystem bloke

*monkey noises*

>>149358911
Are you old?

>>149358911
a) india thrive on the energy of people excreting
b) youre getting old fella

Woah! Did someone clip that ball?

>>149358932
But I’m only 29. 29 is still young.

>>149358911
I think this also becomes habit if you're used to being engrossed by something and just want to quick trip to the loo to get it over with, but that just means some pee is still inside the balls.

Dead thread

Day 3 of asking why the Barmy Army doesn't have any songs that taunt Indians.

>>149359018
would cause a riot tbf

>>149359018
They're not that all fun to taunt. When you insult an Indian, another Indian just thinks "yep those dalits are just like that".

>more Aussie posters then poms
What’s going on here

>>149359006
I went away to pot up my tomatoes and so wasn’t posting, plus it had just been lunch.

>>149359046
based desu. their own biggest haters

>>149359053
Unfortunately pozzies form the bedrock of this poomunity.

jaiswal is a bit of a mental midget aye

ffs brook

Brooky really has 9 lives

WOLLOP

you will be watching next saturday, right anon?

Get fucked Siraj

U r a wizard harry

>>149359141
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

>>149359168
The raped

Surely India have more then one decent bowler, siraj just looks like a pie chucker

Does Modi take all the cricket prospects that fail and starve them to death in an elaborate dungeon?

LCD Soundsystem mentioned
https://youtu.be/eISo-iFGGDg?si=JIWBsUxNXDgLzAXG

>>149359193
With just over half of 1.4bn to choose from there has to be a lot of politicking involved to be one of just 11 selected players.

Watching the cricket now

>>149359231
Me too thanks

>>149359231
Glad to have you mate

LMAO KWAB

HILARIOUS

No harry

>>149359231
Just stopped watching the cricket to reply to your post.

ffs slogging cunt

BR99K

no way kek

Baz’d too close to the sun

KEK

spastic

NO WORK ON A SUNDAY AHAHAHAHA

kek what a KWAB

>>149359326
I'm a vicar

>>149359113
99 lives*
>>149359319
lol

>le 99 and out man
how contrived, sad!

brainless wonder

HIS NAME IS BROOK HE BATS LIKE A CROOK

Tune
https://youtu.be/Fpu5a0Bl8eY?si=BEt7qFfsKdkLJx0G

match drawn by the way

Let's be real, 100 is an arbitrary number and the notion of a "century" should be abolished from the record books. 99 is a more aesthetic number anyway and actually has more meanings outside of cricket than "muh century *drools*" ever will.

>>149359376
I think if we really want to expand the game into America we need to move away from the metric century and embrace the imperial measurement

Indian Andrew Tate

>>149359319
DON’T BAZ TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN
https://youtu.be/jLYsIESNtUc?si=Ev0Ft2F6aDo87Vbo

Why is this jaiswal nigga still in the cordan

>>149359403
Also the advantage of expunging all centuries from the record books and introducing the 99 in its stead is that every centuryman already achieved is 99 anyway.

His name is carse he bats like arse

fully intentional

>>149359383
Only retard kids kys themselves. When me and my little brother found one of Dad’s shotguns we checked if it was loaded first

HIS NAME IS CARSE
HE BATS LIKE ARSE
HIS RUNS ARE SPARSE
A SELECTION FARCE
BRYDON A. CARSE

>>149359503
What were your whereabouts on 28 April 1996?

>>149359530
ok I actually kek'd, Hope yous lot chant this during the Ashes, will be your first decent chant.

Siraj is so shit

Is Siraj angling for English citizenship?

Port Arthur is spooky to think about, even if you ignore the conspiracy theories if it was just this silly bastard going around blowing everyones heads off with a rifle

His name's Travis Head
Thinks the wicket's dead
More life than Warne instead
What a dumb little sped
Take your meds then bed

it's all so tiresome

>>149359532
what a peculiarly strange question

>>149359609
Freakish amount of headshots with just one magazine in under a minute.
Knew to keep one bullet in the chamber while reloading incase someone gets the drop on him.
All that from the hip too.
Rifle exploded, no burn marks on the spazzer's hands.

ffs cricthleys gone now

>>149359621
What has this got to do with cricket?

>>149359609
Also the fact that the guy that did it in the official narrative is a 60 iq moron

finished trellis-ing me tomatoes fellas x

If they take the first innings lead here I shall expect apologies from all
>we’ll have a bowl thanks
posters

>le bang it in short
What’s the plan here

How dire must Indian batting be if they can barely eek out a lead on this pitch

Fuckin ell what's going on here then

>>149359621
imagine being the poor bloke from the french old money aristocracy who has to go to work with the taliban to secretly run the new central back of afghanistan

WALLOP X2

>>149359655
i'd tell you, but i don't want to get warne'd

>>149359691
I’m thinking this hasn’t been properly fact checked

Prasidh picked up wickets by banging it in during the IPL, and now he’s using the same approach in an English Test series. Absolutely clueless.

>>149359675
This is the Cummins special.

>>149359658
Yeah thats what I meant by silly bastard

GO INDIA

>>149359684
>>149359693
>even old man Woakes is BAZing

>>149359706
Why is that though? Did he play exclusively on concrete wickets as a lad?

>>149359712
post, the

GWAN LADS SLOG IT

>>149359466
any mathematicians itt

I have a question: Where is the Barmy Army?

Should "Bazball" be renamed "YOLOball" ?

>>149359716
>woakes is old now
Fuck maybe I’m getting old

I think Woakes is dead set on making his 99 here.

SUSSEX MENTIONED

The Barmy Army dont sing anymore do they? All you hear from them is the trumpet guy playing the great escape every now and then

They've been mentioning Sussex all day because Archer has blown the cobwebs off his equipment bag and is actually playing

My hearings shit so I never hear about the barmy army unless pozzies are whinging about them.

>>149359784
the BA is mostly for away tours.

>>149359784
Need them to break out Land of Hope and Glory or Did Those Feet desu

Poot oiling up his whip as we speak

>>149359809
We'll see how they go this year

>day 1 toss calamity
>throwing away wickets brainlessly
>still catching this target
wtf

India losing the story now

Lead looms

I do like it when the trumpet guy plays the great escape though

The English supporters were much more vocal during the last Ashes.

>>149359837
Its a fucking road
>>149359868
Might be because that was the Ashes and this is just a test series.

>>149359885
If its a road why did Bindia poolapse yday morning

I hope this years Ashes is good. I hope Australias batting continues to be shit and I hope England play really well so its a good series

Fucking hell Siraj's beard lineup is shocking.

YOU SHIT CUNT FUCK OFF

I hope every pozzie suffers and feels miserable

>>149359901
I hope Australia wins 5-0 and there’s no day 4’s

>>149359609
20 of the people he killed were done at point blank range in the cafe/gift shop. they were so close he got a collateral kill with one of his shots and had multiple other shots go through one person into another. After leaving he was nowhere near as accurate in the parking area as people were running around or in cover. He still hit shots but they were into people's leg, arms, back, chest, a grazing shot to the mouth and various misses. His "accuracy" came back after when he began killing people in parked cars.

Made an absolute arse of myself

Beautiful shot.

rip

>>149359763
England invented Bazball but Pant perfected it.

embarrassing way to lose your wicket

Getting out like that is like tying your wife up naked to a tree overnight and then not knowing who the father is

hey lads, ground tumhara, jeet hamari
ya¿
alri..hahaaa x

>>149359992
oddly specific this

is this drinks break?

No its the sleepy break

>>149360021
I’m a reasonably talented writer that’s all. You should be able to visualise the tree and fill in the area the tree is in, some kind of park usually quiet but not too far from a thoroughfare, far enough not to hear the screams as clearly human

You know the kind of screaming you hear at night that sounds like it’s probably some kind of animal being eaten alive and you think about it for a moment and then it stops so you say to yourself it’s probably just some animal being eaten alive it’s gone now that’s nature

Well anyway, that’s what’s happening to England right now if they don’t get 17 more

>>149360058
>>149360097
>>149360111
Odd lad, you

Why didn’t they just try and attack the stumps before

>After storming out of a national gun summit in 1987, eight years before the massacre and following two mass shootings in Melbourne earlier in the year, Premier of New South Wales Barrie Unsworth said: "it will take a massacre in Tasmania before we get gun reform in Australia", referencing Tasmania's resistance to gun law changes.[10]
How curious.

ffs bowled the stupid cunt

>>149360097
It was probably just a fox m8, if you mean that sort of high pitched screeching

>>149360097
Does Ireland have animals that, when eaten alive, sound human? If so which animal(s) and what eats them?

ABSOLUTELY BUMMED

The story loss is imminent

TONGUE'D

Bashir is brave

BUMMED TO DEATH

The chucker with another 5 for. games gone.

They've fucked it all that batting for nothing

5-83 on a so-called road

>>149360270
Most of those were tailenders you chud

Who's winning?

>>149360304
About even

I actually think the dimwit did do the shooting

Ffs missed the last two wickets

whos winning

>>149360322
You missed out on /strongmind/ Bashir.

i've never been good at anything, im a fuckup and a failure

imagine this india bowling attack without bumrah

>>149360382
literally minnow tier

>>149360304
India, they got engerland out before they could match their score and will put another 300+ p before declaring and bowling engerland out for less than 50

>rain in england
what a surprise

Final digit is how many Bindian wickets lost this session.

>>149360379
Same

>>149360468
Big if true

last two digits is how many homophobes Stokes beat up this year

glammy going alri'

>>149360379
>>149360471
you are perfectly yourselves and you are my /cric/ friends

See Pears did a poollapse

bit of a blocky drive really that one not sure what’s happening with the commentary

I am 5'4.

OH HES GOTTEM FUCK OFF BACK TO THE PAVILION CURRYMUNCHER
(Waiting…)

Poolapse coming

GONE GotTTEM
FUCK OFF

Seven to go.

gottum yuusssssss

Is Nitram a good film or are there better ones about mass shooters?

>>149360590
cool it with the racism please

each time an Australian expresses anguish or pain a small smile creeps onto the corner of my mouth

I'm not sure if I've ever watched a movie about a mass shooter

>>149360624
john wick

>>149360651
t. pic unrelated

>>149360678
Only tragedy there is John Wick 3.

Keanu Reeves movies are hard to watch

we are the sharty
the sharty party
for we a mental and we mad
we are worst forum posters that the web has ever seen

Even Point Break?

>>149360712
He plays the same person in ever film tbf, almost as if he can’t act.

>>149360735
Watched it recently for the first time in a while and didn’t remember it being as bad as it is.

>>149360747
How about Speed or The Matrix?

was listening to the /cric/ here yesterday

BUSINESS IDEA: Point Break but cricket.

>>149360735
Havent seen it, will probably never watch it

replacing the gridiron or the surfing with cricket, or both?

I struggled to get through the Matrix movies

>>149360789
Only the first one is any good.

>>149360789
>movies
huh? Only know of 1

I mean he could be a washed up ipl player who falls in with a village
pub team (who are bank robbers) and replace the skydiving with surfing as a nod. That would work

>>149360770
He plays a fed who is investigating a series of bank robberies and they come up with a theory it’s surfers doing the blags, so he goes undercover as a surfer and eventually befriends the villains who are led by Patrick Swayze, all whilst surfing and getting how “spiritual” it is.

It’s pretty good actually

>>149360807
It also ends in Australia so by default its Australia's greatest film.

>>149360803
I think it would have to be set in poz to work, would be too “hot fuzz but not ironic” if set in Yorkshire, could do Essex as that full of villains. It set in LA so perhaps the Gold Coast, replace one soulless shithole with another.

I don’t think I can toil anymore lads
It’s just not for me

Ok my remake, get this you’re going to love it, ends in Sligo where they surf away to freedom

>>149360807
I've seen a bit of it, I remember seeing a girls big tits in it

Patrick Swayze had range. Bodhi somehow same guy from pic rel.

>>149360829
Hmm yeah alright how about and the main is an Indian interpol agent who played a season of ipl as an 18yo hot shit fast bowler who done his shoulder, congenital defect meant he lost top speed so couldn’t be pro

My idea: Speed remake, but its about Shane Warne.

Shane Warne's replacement in the Sky commentary box is Mel Jones

>>149360895
>fast bowler
>bindian who isn’t Bumrush

I have to ask though does it make sense for a failed Indian cricketer to join law enforcement? I’m thinking Indian purely for the marketing btw but if that doesn’t work it’ll still be about cricket he can be from any test nation

What do you guys think of Robert Key?

You can't cast an Indian in the lead role, punters will assume its bollywood and watch something else.

>>149360949
what if we cast the slumdog millionaire?

>>149360985
That gimmick didnt work a second time.

>>149360999
Aziz Ansari. Bam.

>>149360949
What’s your casting suggestion for the lead?

>>149360866
Swayze originally trained to be a ballet dancer so doing a dancing film isn’t surprising and he was very fit so could easily do Point Break and Roadhouse as seem believable. Helped that he could act a little, at least relative to Reeves.

>>149361038
Timothée Chalamet

>first innings lead
story won by Indians already

>letting them build a partnership
God out bowling selections are shit.

>>149361054
What nationality will he play?

>>149360900
As the baddie presumably
>>149361054
>t. Poofter

Sports movies suck

>>149361110
The Damned United
Seabiscuit
A League of Their Own
The Iron Claw
Le Mans 66
Rocky
The Wrestler

>decide to go out in public wearing cheerleader outfits
>leave when it sprinkles with rain

>>149360935
Sort of meant that instead of Surfers it would be some grade or league club players rather than have the narc being an ex college player. Guess he could be some ex-league player who got heemed playing for Salford or something.

>>149361110
Only great sports movie is ‘Chariots of Fire’. Next best is ‘This Sporting Life’.

>>149361181
Damn I forgot that one, only time peegue has interested me ever.

Just remembered that Chariots of Fire has one cricket scene, so defo the best sports film of all time.

>>149361130
I've only seen The Wrestler out of those, it was great I know, but movies about wrestling/boxing/mma are different to sports movies

>>149361130
top list
allow to add Chariots of Fire x

>>149361216
Wrestling is sports entertainment pal.

Warrior was pretty good and The Fighter was good. Again, wrestling/boxing/mma movies are different

>>149361141
He’d have to be famous enough for cricket nerds to recognise him like in the original they recognise him from playing college football. That’s why I think some former prodigy who made an impact in ipl before getting injured. I guess making him Australian works best actually

>>149361216
>movies about wrestling/boxing/mma are different to sports movies
Because they’re not sports

Each time a film has an Australian as the "hero" I turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>149361216
I kinda get what you mean. I remember liking Cinderella Man

Days of Thunder
Semi Pro
Blades of Glory
The Waterboy

Mike Bassett

Dodgeball
Baseketball
Cool Runnings
Eddie the Eagle

>>149361387
They’re all rubbish though.

DROPPED BY A MIDGET

more like DROPPET

Zoomers just can't resist chasing a 10th stump delivery.

midge cunt

corr look at that big unit doing the covers there.

I covered ur mum with my big unit

>>149361536
that's him done then

>gets no swing
>England batsmen throw away their wickets anyway

>>149361536
2 and 3 quarter inches isn't big

how is that not a wide ffs. that was almost off the cut surface.

>>149361401
I can understand not liking the first two but the bottom two are objectively winter olympics kino and combine storytelling with comedy and a sense of the time and place the movies are set in

nice evening to lose the match

collapse looms

great camerwork there, somehow managed to pan across and miss the fielder

GOTTEM GONE FUCK OFF

POOARSEMAN

Uhhh... SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT???

delaying tactics hoping for rain

going off with one ball left in the over is triggering my autism

>>149361544
>Stokes woakes
>Arse bum

medbedev fella x

>>149361544
reckon bhuvi could get more

Ending play at 6 what an utter joke

englel ahead I reckon

fucks sake missed that last wicket as well.

>>149356805
/COUTNY/: REPORTS & HIGHLIGHTS POST for day 1 of round 9.

>Division One

Durham
v Sussex 322/9.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/ceqgq3j07njo
https://youtu.be/K7ZwEYoaA-4

Essex 292/8.
v Hampshire
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c0r1rlze29ro
https://youtu.be/IN073sw8n-c

Nottinghamshire 298/6.
v Yorkshire
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c8e6ezp7d71o
https://youtu.be/9fE-AnxMNeY

Warwickshire
v Somerset 327/3.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cp8y8gk4e70o
https://youtu.be/7sSeRYvFi24

Worcestershire
v Surrey
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c20x0r90r30o
https://youtu.be/xt6woALnvFQ

>Division Two

Gloucestershire 187.
v Derbyshire 116/2.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cvg7gr76z4ko
https://youtu.be/VOy9hexy5pg

Lancashire
v Kent 213/3.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cewdwe0n57qo
https://youtu.be/5bjSab51-yo

Leicestershire
v Glamorgan 305/5.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c8xgxzgn42no
https://youtu.be/m3G4qJ79qd4

Northamptonshire
v Middlesex 397/8.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c7717p6lr5do
https://youtu.be/kzRf1KgL23o

>>149364150
>Gloucestershire

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-photos/movie-star-heather-graham-55-rocks-string-bikini-on-holiday-in-italy/news-story/59306e244c687e7e65eff1f3827fd221

.

seriously though why is bumrash allowed to baseball pitch it? grire ''''''''action'''''''

go bodyline btw

chucked a sickie today

chucked a ball today

>>149361544
Stokes and Carse gave away stupid wickets but getting it to trail 6 was a decent score. Mohammed Seethraj having a meltdown at Brookes. Don’t know why him giving away runs was his zakat

who's trading oil futures here¿

yeah, here. oil show you the future of /cric/ right now: yfo

GOTTEM (me)

>>149369502
>Don’t know why him giving away runs was his zakat
kekkKkkk
opinion on Iran joining ICCI once Operation Rising Lion is completed¿

*ICC
properly embarrassed ngl weeww
JUST IMAGINE MY EMBARRASSMENT

>>149369079
fuck I was close to doing the same
might do it tomorrow instead

>>149370077
queem that feeling fella rip x

thoughts on the game so far

>>149373471
it's an interesting discussion

The Ashes: a football match between Aus & NZ?

>>149374464
an often prickly conversation thoughbeit

>>149374642
Peewees are so embarrassing

There might actually be a result in this game

ICC my nuts on your face

turns out if you're shit at your job, people stop giving you work to do

>>149374642
>The all whites
That's problematic chud, whoever made that post needs to get fired.
A very frightening day for the coloured folks!

Sudharsan has had a shit game

>>149379047
>>149376966
...yh
>>149377756
...nh
>>149373471
englel ahead tbqh

>>149379110
check deez balls hahasa

>>149379110
What I find funny about this is that the umpire won't be the one to go pick it up, one of his teammates had to walk over and get it lol

So Sarah Gadon poster was sebbo all along wasn't he

I have entered the thread

Seems like a bit fat draw unless one side poollapses. If India bat all of today and then England have to bat on a day 5 pitch, they’ll just have to pray it’s still good for batting and not where they get fucked by the spinners. If India collapses due to the conditions then I don’t think it would be foregone England would chase it despite all the muh “record run chases under stokes”. Guess I’d rather much be in India position as it stands.

>>149379162
..nh
more of Sarah Michelle Geller fella me ngl

Reckon it'd be real good cunt of england to start their tests an hour earlier so it better fits with prime time tele over here

phwoar

This is the Syd Lawrence career ending injury
https://youtu.be/Ne0CQBDQi3I

>>149379518
based footslut

https://www.wisden.com/series/england-vs-india-m-2025/cricket-news/sunil-gavaskar-anderson-tendulkar-trophy-should-be-tendulkar-anderson-trophy

>Sunil Gavaskar has criticised the renaming of the Test trophy between England and India, claiming that it should have been 'Tendulkar-Anderson' rather than 'Anderson-Tendulkar'.

lmao fucking bitter twat

>>149379533
Not that I do it myself but conventional wisdom says you should wear new shoes around the house for a few days before going out in them

Reminder:
Ben Foakes is a better wicket-keeper and batsmen than Jamie Smith.

>>149379547
sebbos been calling it TAT as well
makes no sense. alphabetical order is the only logical naming convention

>>149379182
In the event of a late day 5 stand being required I’d like to think Bummy can get them out and Indian victory

Indian fielding is pretty bad.

Bummy clean bowls everyone so that relying on his fieldsmen is simply not an issue

>>149379579
>>149379590
>bummy
>ooooh best bumchum friends

>homosexuality out of nowhere
disgusting people, have a shower

>>149379578
should the Warne–Muralitharan be renamed then

>>149379643
Yeah I've been saying that for years, he was a chucker

Warne - Ranatunga

Anyone following the other test series?

/COUNTY/ Championship, round 9, day 2:
BBC have live text and radio feeds, also streams on the ECB website

>Division One

Durham v Sussex
https://youtu.be/226FyzJwWzQ

Essex v Hampshire
https://youtu.be/vBQVseROX5E

Nottinghamshire v Yorkshire
https://youtu.be/9TIn0zwqBpI

Warwickshire v Somerset
not up? fuck em

Worcestershire v Surrey
https://youtu.be/ac0l5zDGrdU

>Division Two

Gloucestershire v Derbyshire
https://youtu.be/4sDcVHpIlTs

Lancashire v Kent
https://youtu.be/DCZdNCGeXzY

Leicestershire v Glamorgan
https://youtu.be/h82b3FXA_KE

Northamptonshire v Middlesex
https://youtu.be/siZUJoneeoA

Compton made 85* yesterday against Anderson & co. Thinking England might be selecting the wrong Kent opener.

>>149359763
Pantball

Should be 6 day tests (for rain) and first-class should be 5 days

>>149379711
Is the name of SL/Paki the Ranatunga/Inzamam Fat Fuck Trophy?

>>149379752
I honestly don’t know if it has a name but I like your idea

LETS FUCKING GO

first ball of the day last ball of the over

>>149379774
Thank God, I thought they were going to open with that cunt

>>149379784
they went off at 6 yesterday because of a light and misty drizzle

already had two massive australias this morning what's wrong with me

GUZUMPED YOU FUCKER

GONE GOTTEM
GO BACK TO BED CUNT

GONE

If I were a batsman I would simply hit the ball for a boundary instead of getting myself out. What a blunder!

>>149379803
too much newspaper and sawdust in your breakfast sausage

comedy wicket

statistically if you scored a ton in the first innings and your average is <50 you will go for a duck

>>149379803
why are you eating goats for breakfast?

>>149379813
Bard hasn’t heard of this little trick.

Back to the pavilion Subhuman

he was aiming for his 99 actually
nobody goes for a ton these days

Pant thinks he's matty hayden.

>matt the bat
>pant the ____

Just realised I was watching the day 3 replay

insane that the draw is only 12% and insane that england are winning

>>149379860
There’s two full days though and India already three for. Draw if it lashes

cARSE

>>149379857
kek

>>149379803
Spit roast?

>>149379889
GONE GOTTEM
PISS OFF YOUR OUT

>>149379856
bant

>>149379860
India will have to bat to the end of the day to get into a match winning position.

go cricket

>>149379578
TIT FOR TAT

reminder that India are actually 113/3

shithole stadium

its grim up north

>>149380079
118

reckon hes smashed that, otherwise plumb

LMAO

>>149380094
...yh x

Looked out tbf (unless he hit it)

should be given out for comedic value

>absolutely smashes it into his other leg
>passes close to the bat, better get ultraedge
lmao

barely watched cricket since before covid i dont recognise most of this england team

reckon some barely legal gamesmanship is in play from the bindians here

england should go for a mankad

https://youtu.be/z8Y4jYR5eys?si=hNuNdQY1Sx1sdojI
https://youtu.be/z8Y4jYR5eys?si=hNuNdQY1Sx1sdojI

Astounded me to find out just how far north the UK is

>>149380155
If it was south it’d be halfway between Tasmania and Antarctica. The Gulf Stream is really something

https://youtu.be/Ggy6jDzKnT8?si=-RFYqfNcs1J2TLw_
https://youtu.be/Ggy6jDzKnT8?si=-RFYqfNcs1J2TLw_
https://youtu.be/Ggy6jDzKnT8?si=-RFYqfNcs1J2TLw_

>>149380164
>>149380155
in yank terms for reference

>>149380206
>scandi is half way up canada
Does Europe experience less harsh winters than America? Crazy that humanity thrived here

>>149380168
see >>149359530

>>149380230
tabla x

Little Chef just picked up two wickets in a row for Essex...

ffs

DROPPED THE TENDULKAR ANDERSON

dropped the ATT

DROPS THE ANDERSONTENDULKAR

Find it baffling that the Pears don't simply take some facking wickets

ATT moar liek ATZ0
aaammmooooiiitritee????

>>149380283
x

leeds is a shithole

Reckon if they’re 300 ahead in the afternoon declare have at least an hour crack at them. Might be wishful thinking though

>>149380362
Maybe if this pair stay together the whole day they might reach a 300 lead but more than a couple of wickets the RR is gonna drop so far than they will need to bat until the end of the day to get close to 300.

im about to run out of beers im gonna go shop

https://youtu.be/ryxUeWEcUqE?si=p-WlqOe2-xVb0cvJ
https://youtu.be/ryxUeWEcUqE?si=p-WlqOe2-xVb0cvJ

>>149380381
It’s good huh this second session today will be pivotal. I’m going to have nachos for lunch

>>149380362
Nah, If they make a 300 lead whilst losing only a few wickets I doubt they'll declare as therefore the pitch will be good enough for England to chase it if given a whole day to do so.

>5 88mph balls in a row
Cool it with anti-semitic remarks Josh

india are favourites now but how many do they need to be really comfortable?

>>149380439
300

>bowl as slow as steve waugh used to
>overstep
lazy cricket

what position would Tendulkar's daughter play?

>>149380468
gonna need a pic to judge this

>>149380468
wag

>>149380549
Leeds music
https://youtu.be/vKoCg3hgJRw?si=NSRS5m8OjQ4_sApz

>>149380495
deep backwards fine leg ifykwim

>>149380594
ikwym haha

>>149380495
is that belanglo?

https://youtu.be/OI6TzcNS9Yo?si=Q0DxQTXiPes6jFg6&t=79
https://youtu.be/OI6TzcNS9Yo?si=Q0DxQTXiPes6jFg6&t=79

>>149380633
idk, its somewhere in QLD

Tune
https://youtu.be/231PT-5nKhY?si=5qrtKMQg0XqNuH2T

Anderson and Tendulkar do not give a riveting interview

the biggest star in baseball

the biggest star in cricket

>>149380168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx3w5taVFto

>>149380684
blessed
primus one of those bands i can listen to their entire work all day

>>149380495
>wheel on the left

where is this

doubt memeli has more than 2m non-jeet followers either tbqdwy

The lunch

>big 3 test match involving australia
>/cric/ flying
>multiple threads a day

>big 3 test match not involving australia
>dead threads
>less than 500 posts a day
>most of the flags are still aussie

>>149380899
>and a no sugar irn bru, I'm trying to watch my figure

Will never understand ever not having at least a first slip in test matches.

>someone actually took the bait
ausgaylian iq on display lads

zachy: /cric/ I'm worth millions lmao
also zachy: yeah thanks love, just this £4 meal deal and a few fatty extras to take back to my bedsit

only poor people think you should spend big money everyday if you've got it

that security guard just popped a balloon with his hands
thats pretty metal

>zb learnt how to drive
kept that quiet big man

>>149380950
Saw that, I’m pretty sure he had a thumbtack or something similar which they must carry for that specific situation

i LOVE the sport known as cricket
>>149380938
that's not spacky unless his mum gave him a lift to the airport

>>149380957
probably just has long pakistani fingernails

I'm thinking England need a wicket or two here

I bet on the draw after day 2, thinking we’re back

i think if england gets seven wickets here it'll be our turn to bat

>>149380977
Tell me more

>>149380982
>>149380982
>>149380982

early cunt

good OP pic though so I'll let him off this time

actual new
>>149380997
>>149380997
>>149380997

>>149381011
Spastic

>>149381013
fuck off cunt don't bake a shit new just because "muh race" you pathetic loser cunt FUCKING KILL YOURSLEF SPASTIC