Thread 149360631

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>>149334569

>>149360631 (OP)
Ass

>>149360470
>ice?
Yes.

Everyone will be watching the men's doubles after this trophy presentation right?

>>149360667
Only if they also show mixed doubles and wheelchair doubles and special doubles

Soon

>>149360631 (OP)
Ass

>>149360539
>how so?
It was already being used less and less as more outdoor courts were being played on tour. Federer hated them because of injury concerns and skipped Paris-Bercy for a few years because of it. Honestly with serve and volley being less of a thing carpet doesn't suit the modern game anymore.

>>149360714
we need more swans and fewer emmas

>>149360779
unfortunately the people of /tennis/ are NOT ready for this conversation

>>149360779
agree desu
there is only one Emma, Rich Emma should change her name or use a nickname

Carlos is Borg and Sinner is Lendl

>>149361278
Grug is Agassi and Sinner is Sampras
Grug is Laver and Sinner is Rosewall
Grug is Vines and Sinner is Tilden except Grug is the gay one

>>149360714
based jimmy

Does Bublik pass the eye test?

>>149360285
a) yes
b) as per my previous post Bublik and Alcaraz should now have to play a deciding match at a neutral venue to decide who is the ultimate champion of the week

Can barely recognize Shitolina anymore

Did you watch the match Rusbro? Bublik v Medvedev?

>>149361969
i shamefully slept through it :(
probably a good thing, cause i'm a meddy fan
but bublik winning is fine by me

>>149360714
>>149360631 (OP)
braapp

>>149361901
thighs

>>149362029
Yeah I'm not a Meddy fan but it kinda sucked seeing him lose yet again. It was nice to see Bublik win again but yeah sucks one of them had to lose.
>sleeping in the middle of the day
пoчeмy?

>>149362124
i was playing video games and watching films all night
it's cold and rains a lot here right now, so it's super comfy to sleep any time (also mum bought a new pillow yesterday, very soft and smells good)
i went to bed 6 hours before the match, thought i might wake up in time, but ended up sleeping for 9 hours

>>149362281
SAAR

>>149362281
what the heck is that trophy

>>149362260
>>149362281
Mariella :)

I miss this doping fraud

>>149362439
Kek fair enough

>>149362653
Do you think she kept her boobs on ice and could reinsert them?

so now the real grass tournament has been won (Halle), who do you think wins the runner-up prize (Wimbledon)?

>>149363055
i think that, yes

>>149363505
bAIsed knower

>>149362653
I don't

Which ATP 1000 tournaments do players take seriously? I swear, since there's no big3 anymore, all these non-GS tournaments are just chill warm-up-sessions for the top guys.

A few years ago, for fed, djoker or nadal, it was at least still about beating one of the other big 3

>>149363642
>28 yo
ew

>>149363642
Member when she played tennis cause I member

>>149363676
I'm 28…

>>149363681
you know she's serious about tennis when she gets a breast enlargement

>>149363698
heh

https://shopholgerrune.com/collections/raquets

Broken Holger rackets for 6k. Need it or keep it?

>>149363527
Jack Draper

>>149363690
For a woman it's hag adjacent, if you haven't got a stable bf at that age

>>149363880
You can literally buy a car for that. You can literally buy a machine that will take you to anywhere on the planet.

Keep it.

>>149363898
she is a late bloomer, she looks better than ever

>>149363970
Good luck driving to Tristan da Cunha bro

>>149364005
pipe down smart alec

>>149363880
Why are the intact ones cheaper? Does Holger think his racquet destruction adds some sort of artistic expression.

>>149363768
>somehow gets into the qualies
>wins them and makes a deep run at wimby
>turned out bimbofication actually helps you being good at tennis
>more and more players enlarge their breasts and act all slutty on ig

if you had a girlfriend like Yeezy Le Hecka's you probably wouldn't spend much time training tennis either. pretty remarkable how he even made the final at Queen's Club considering the master class in match fixing he put on last week against Shelton in Stuttgart

Igor in the locker room

>>149363642
>Do you like my dress?
It makes you look like a desperate slag Oceane, so at least it's honest I guess.

Brits did win at Queen's today.

JPeg wins Wimbledon

>>149365799
>Feet on the trophy.

This Muslim has no class.

>>149364050
The destroyed ones are unique. Imagine bragging about having a signed Rune racket and someone asks if it's a destroyed one and you have to say no because you were being a cheapskate. That would be embarrassing. The destroyed ones have a much more personal flair.

Now every time Rune smashes a racket people gon be memeing on him saying he broke and needs the money lol.

>>149362281
>SAARland
this can't be real. i assume it's in india?

>>149361891
>>149361901
>>149361919
women aren't people they are playthings for my penor

>>149362439
sounds nice, i went to bed at 5 or 6am drunk and coked out and woke up at 11 for a job interview i'm exhausted debating wheter to have a wank and a nap or power thru it and day drink on this hot ass day in nyc

>>149367632
how did your interview go?

>>149367733
it went well. the job market here is brutal though so i stopped having expectations. i was getting pretty high up the ladder in the film industry before it petered out so i'm now trying to figure out what next to do with my life after dedicating my whole life to film. it's kind of depressing desu

>>149367779
going to bed at 5am coked up and waking up 6 hours later for an interview doesn't seem like the ideal preparation desu

250s the week before a slam - the worst kind of tennis week?

>>149366949
I wonder if anybody has actually ever bought something on that website. I can't imagine what kind of person would be excited to buy a 6k destroyed racket by someone whose biggest accomplishment at a slam is losing to Ruud.

>>149367834
it was fine, the worst i could say is i look tired. i was personable and with it, i got home and got tired again

>>149367779
not surprised that harvey weinstein post on /tennis/

heatwave is over and spent the whole day at the library and come back to my block of flats and they are still hot as the chasm of mount doom man
fucking HOW

>>149367779
Perhaps a hard hitting fly on the wall documentary film studying the careers, upbringings, training routines, matches, bathroom routines etc of several of the tennis world's most famous, talented and cute junior female atheletes??

>>149360631 (OP)
Guess who is she

>>149368099
its that time of year where temperatures equivalent to a nice spring day are decimating the brits

>>149368168
We're too white for anything about 25c.

>>149368099
The concept of a Library open on a Sunday is foreign to me, the concept of one open all day sunday is extraterrestrial.

>>149368137
love this idea, especially the bathroom habit part. love to see cute chicks pee desu
>>149368033
miss harvey movies went downhill after he got caught. im not jewish nor circumcised tho. i'm sorry to disappoint

>>149368218
uni library innit, im getting paid to do a vocational course.

>>149368168
KEK
>>149368099
buildings get hot and maintain in. here on the east coast of america even when it's hot i feel cooler outside and then get hit with sweat when i go indoors

Why does Carlos' serve suddenly work on grass? he hit 18! aces today

>>149368485
spanish roid cycling techniques. downcycle for french where serve isn't important, upcycle for WB and USO.

>>149368485
his opponent sucks

ash got a LL spot :) seems xinyu dropped out so ash will play BHM, who kinda is sucking this year, though did beat ash in strasbourg this year

>>149368485
Grug's revamped serve technique is starting to pay dividends now as he's settling into it more. trigger warning for /tennis/ (contains actual tennis discussion) https://youtu.be/uIwQoGsVScM?t=2571

tldw
>adjusted his "trophy" position for better overall fluidity
>removed most of the notable pause mid-motion he had before (now just slight kink in top remains)
>no more late takeback of arm, elbow now retracts promptly to proper depth for maximum acceleration
basically, his serve is becoming more Novak-like. as for all the aces, it's a combination of great serve day + fast surface + Lehecka not being a strong returner (see >>149368663)

>>149371059
>though did beat ash in strasbourg this year
pretty much the only tournament she's had a decent run in this year, I think Big Ash has got this one

>>149372021
>>149372021
idk Ash hasn't been playing great either..

Our grug is growing.up.

imagine the sex

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uNJgbDUzjn0

>>149375661
>those shoulders
fuck I want to be pegged by her so bad

>>149375393
Emma :)

>>149375661
most normal sabinelisickifans YT clip

>>149365578
Kill it with fire.

>>149377725
Fag

Bublik needs to win Wimbledon. Glorious.

>>149377734
Your nation needs to cultivate better looking women.

>>149377745
You’re one to talk

>>149377745
What would Bublik say to Kate in the club?

None of the wimbledon Q1 matches look interesting

>>149378437
>Bad Homburg
>WTA
some matches could be cool but women players on board, you know

>>149378583
Bergs Fonzi is a good one as well.

happy 18th birthday

Why’s she been so smiley this past week?

>>149379214
Maybe mix of actually winning some ball games and the pressure having died down so she is back to the semblance of a normal life? Or homegirl getting dicked down GOOD lmaoooo

Still laugh at R Peniston

>>149360631 (OP)
That asshole deserves my tongue.

>>149379214
People are paying more attention to her again after the mixed doubles stunt

>>149379214
British media hype, the familiarity of UK grass, and the shit opposition in the 250s before Wimbledon letting her vulture her way to semi-finals.

All of this contributes to the delusion that she's elite, compared to other times of the season when she's just another top 50-100 player

>>149379707
She's top 20-50

>>149379120
Happy birthday Alina!

>>149379120
POV: You hide your lack of talent by showing your whore behaviour

>>149379795
Don't be so negative, bhai

Fonsekinon

>>149379214

She thinks grug is in love with her, but grug just likes everbody's pictures.

>>149379949

Plus spanish are racist towards chinese, mama garfia will never approve.

itty bitty titty committee

How do you cope with a tennisfu obsession?
I can't stop thinking about Emma N.
Her perfect smile, her cute ponytail, her shy and humble personality
Like she's literally the perfect woman and I will never have that.

>>149380059
Mine stopped playing so it was pretty easy

>>149379971
Quite true

this match will determine once and for all Fonseca's fraud status

>>149360631 (OP)
> be 33
> discover I like tennis
Why is life cruel like this?

>>149380059
In this case it's easy. She's ugly and a fraud. (Check her bank accounts).

>>149379765
I'm gonna negotiate at 30-50. I think she's only top 20 on a really good day

>>149380065
Who was it?

>>149380089
What do you mean?
You still have 50plus years to watch it.
And good backlog of the last 20 years, including tennis golden age 2007-2016

>>149380105
Karatsev

maybe he did die

>>149380059

You may have autism like she does. This pic. is from a japanese fan who met her, had a ball signed and then created a fuck doll with her picture, lol, emma has that effect.

eala bagel

>>149380107
>And good backlog of the last 20 years
Replays are not the same

>>149380165
This is true. I only have a few full tennis matches saved - 2008 Wimbledon final being one.

Happy Birthday Alina :)

>>149380225
Yes Happy Birthday.

Alex :)

>>149380259
wew, we found a new dark horse for Wimbledon

>>149380259
Not a great match for Bronzetti then.

Fonchoka

Bergs got var'd on set point

What the fuck is Allensworth doing

net has decided that he is a fraud

>>149380139
What is it with tennis players named Emma and obsessive fans?

It's Zizouver

>doubting the Fonz
Strong hands

Portugal's brave João Manuel da Fonseca

>>149380165
I'd actually basically disagree with this. I could re-watch Ivanisevic winning wimbers in 2001 and I guarantee it would be just as fun and everyone knows that Ali beat Frazier in their 3rd fight but it's still fucking fantastic to watch. High drama is high drama and will always work its magic.

Linda :)

any streams for bad homburg?

Kostyuk is 0-4 vs. Navarro. All four meetings in the last two seasons; the Ukrainian could only win a set.

my boot scootin baby is drivin me cuh-razy

>>149380687
Nothing wrong with a bit of Steps.

>>149380526
>I could re-watch Ivanisevic winning wimbers in 2001 and I guarantee it would be just as fun
this is true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfd52B2DJ6g

>>149380721
Absolute fucking kino

wangs out, krueger took her place afaik

samsonova out, v kudes in

>>149380756
>>149380819
Very nice, very nice

sneedybros?!

>>149380756
>wangs out
spotted the exhibitionist

>>149380868
Slightly worried

Vekic such a whiney cunt

>>149380721
Rafter was my favourite when I was young, loved that backhand smash

>>149380728
One of the most kino matches I've ever seen with the crowd not being the usual blazer brigade due to the extra Monday. Plus Goran was always well-liked at Wimby due to being a bit of a headcase and having lost three finals.
The only other time I've seen a centre court crowd go that mental was when Andy won it.

Mein Fuhrer..,,. Shnaider....

Diana :(

I don't know why I keep trying all these new weirdass flavours of Oreos instead of sticking with the original, fucking New York Cheesecake? Get real
I bet my local supermarket constantly puts them on sale because no one buys them
Also they've gotten smaller than they used to be and they don't seem to sell the 39-cookie value pack anymore, the bastards

Diana ):

>>149381178
Everything is getting smaller. In 50 years all we'll be eating is pill-sized food only to sustain us.

>>149380526
Wimbledon 2001 is such a kino slam. Helps I was young but there's several great all time moments. Federer's win over Sampras, the endless semi with Henman, vs. Ivanisevic, the fairytale ending. I'm sure there's more in the earlier rounds I'm not aware about too.

>>149381128
It might be the first Wimbledon final I remember watching live. A great year in general, the semi-final drama with the rain, Federer vs Sampras...

>>149381189
I randomly remember Federer vs Malisse being an epic that year, and there was also that UK wilcard Cowan taking Sampras to five sets

>>149381178
Did you try the Selena Gomez ones?

>>149381210
The fact that I haven't seen them around here and didn't know they existed is probably the best thing that's happened to me all week

>>149381210
Probably a USA only thing

>>149381210
I-i love you like a love song, baby

Ten bucks for a two pack, shit, your economy's fucked

>>149381303
iva :)
>>149381314
sorry jambros but if it comes to it i'm rooting for the birthday girl

Time for Olga :3

>>149381303
eminently winnable
>>149381314
potential Alina v Reni faceoff lol
>>149381322
not the easiest path for Jonesy

GWAN EVO, break up in the third.

kekman getting rekt now, two breaks down in the 3rd.

>>149381504
The coke has well and truly kicked in for Dan.

alex :)

>>149379798
What happened between her and Sakkari? Maria is not a nice person.

thought Iva wouldnt have to play qualifiers :( not like we'll get streams for them anyway

Oceane not in the qualifying draw :(

Need 14 withdrawals from the main draw to see her in all her bimbofied glory

>>149380059
Weird how people fall in love with the most arbitrary people that others like myself find grossly unattractive and unremarkable. Just consolidates the fact that there is no meaning to life. Preferences are arbitrary. I really don't see what you see here.

>>149381303
Iva is a fraud if she doesn't qualify
Those are all shitters

Ella :)

>>149381634
Maria sperged out a bit after she beat Poots yesterday, wasn't even that bad of a handshake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FChy5g3oAfY

>>149381652
It's whatever floats your boat. There's no rhyme or reason for it.

>>149381657
No need for it.

>>149381657
Maria in the wrong. Don't understand some of the comments.

>>149379798
Based Shit-flinger

poots is hotter

>>149361901
Who is on the righ?

>>149381657
Putintseva, Ostapenko, Siegemund... always the same usual suspects.

Tursunov is coaching some Russian astronaut now, seems like he's basically just a hitting partner for rich Russians nowadays unfortunately. I enjoyed his commentary on tennis, thought it was pretty insightful, too bad coaching at the WTA didn't turn out for him.

>>149381434
What a lanklet

>>149381789
He coached my Aslan when he was young

>Tursunov believes in some aspects Karatsev is very similar to Safin.

>"But I think initially he just had a good build for the sport. He’s not too tall, he’s not too bulky. He’s just like a Da Vinci Man for tennis in a way. He felt the ball pretty well, he had the power, but it kind of comes in a very non-aggressive way. The acceleration is quite linear, so he doesn’t look like he’s hitting the ball hard. But when you hit it, it’s pretty heavy. He’s similar to a Marat Safin, but Marat was a little bit taller, so he had longer levers. But he was also athletic, moved like a cat on the court, so Aslan is sort of similar in that sense," Tursunov explained.

Katerina :)

Veronika ):

Olga...

>cashed out olga for a profit when she was up in the tb
i can sleep soundly

Kasatkinabros?

>>149382013
Not like this fat lesbian sisters

>>149382013
>Losing to Sun in 2025
The absolute state of Australias cowardly Daria Kasatkina

Emma v Sun revenge arc

Didn't Sun take out Emma that one time? She's obviously not one to be messed with.

Weird question, but do you sometimes self-insert as tennis players? Just watched the RG Nadal-Djoko match and pretended I was Nadal.

for me it's Queen Mimi

>>149382095

Grug just got friendzoned.

>>149382208
Yup

>>149382170
No, but i do regularly find myself fantasising about retelling stories from my time on the Challanger tour.

>>149382039
>adding in 2025 to minimise Emma's loss

>>149382240
kek I remember simps had practically penciled her in to the semis at that point

>>149382330
she was cruising until she got hit with an unfortunate injury

>>149382205

Grug already told spanish reporters he never messaged emma, that it was all done my their agents. Such manufactured bullshit. There is no benefit for grug to play with emma and now he looks like a creeper infatuated simp.

>>149382370
love that one haha

time to tunnel into the BBC again

>>149382464
sooo do we drop her now?

>>149382495
She can drop in my bed now desu

Olga :(

Olga ):

good match

>>149382464
What's she singing?

>>149382330
to be fair pretty much everybody in the free world thought Emma was going to beat that plate-faced cunt

hmmm :-)

>>149382552
Some Russian song

Grug making shitty nike shirts iconic.

>>149382495
I will never drop Alina :) big adorable dork that she is.

>>149382592
They're not that bad.

>>149382611
They really are.

Fonzgod has awoken

Just found out Sinner didn't start speaking fluent Italian until the age of 13, German being his first language.

We're back Dasha bros

>>149382824
>English
Spanish of course

>>149382495
kek

Engel :/ our flavor of the week player is losing

>>149382909
He's 17

>>149382923
out of 10

alex is reaching peak form just in time for wimbledon

Look at the lead Alcaraz has in the race, there's no way Sinner keeps his no.1 ranking this year

Marta‘s really grabbing it lmao

>>149383075
eva is such a slut and a bad influence on her little sister

>>149383029
Kek what a Kwab

Dasha's pushing exposed again

>>149383075
Can't blame her. It's a great ass desu

>>149383018
Get real. He's dominating again as soon as it's back to hard courts

Joint - Jabeur
Can Maya do some damage against the minister of crappiness?

>>149382587
Kissable soles, quads and face :)

>wimbledon qualifying
>bagnis f. vs peniston r.
>peniston
how on god's green earth did this family not change their surname.

>>149383305
ynr he played against Johnson during that Wimbledon run

That Engel kid's a bum

>>149383145
hope so, I just bet one English pound on her

Weather in this country kills me, spend four days sweating my bollocks off and hardly able to sleep at night, now it's 15°C, blowing a gale and I just put the heating on. Why can't we just have some nice low 20s pleasantly warm days?

>>149383535
>I just put the heating on
you're a lunatic

>>149383414
is joint playing now or did i miss her?

>>149383535
Have you considered not living in Britain?

>>149383535
>now it's 15°C
Wow I wish it dropped that low. Gonna be 29c at night over here.

>>149383550
Right now against Jabba the hutt

>>149383535
15 is just right.

>>149383647
Exactly. The perfect age for girls

>>149383653
Helmut plz

Maya :)

>>149382205
>kind of
>you know
>literally
please for the love of god shut the FUCK up

>>149379798
why is she wearing those foot burkas?

Happy Birthday Alina !

>>149381748
her ig is on the upper left
>>149381314 >>149381303 >>149381322
wouldn't mind them facing each other
iva's part looks winnable and so does jonesy's

had a dream about vendula today (it's my second dream about her)
she was playing against prime serena at wimby, lost the first set 3-6, but was leading 3-0 in the second
for some reason the sky was as dark as night and it was raining, but they kept playing
serena was wearing a sombrero (lel) and it was slowly filling with water, making her slower
vendy won the second set (don't remember the score) and i, along with some others, went on court to cheer her there
serena went for a bathroom break and only her sombrero was resting on the bench
vendula was getting a medical check in the meantime, she pulled her shirt up revealing a very lovely cream-white bra and giggled a bit as everyone "awwwww'd"
i remember saying some cringe thing to her, like "you did well/you can do it" or something and she smiled again

>>149383535
15 is perfect after the weather we've been having you nonce, we are still cooling down. A week of 15 and then you can start to want it to bump up a vbit.

meanwhile I have had a blocked nose for a month, which turned into a runny nose two weeks ago and is now both, and I fucked my throat on a night out on Friday doing god knows what and that's debilitatingly sore now and I just KNOW it's not going to get better for like 2 weeks.

>>149383815
he has watched a grand total of zero minutes of her playing tennis

>>149383832
Based

>>149383832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzbw0OH76Og

You're lying if you say you're not impressed with the standing serves and the slow-mo playground rallies

>>149380868
Academy Award winning cinematography

Maya is such a pale beauty

Mayaaaaa :)

>>149383875
That’s exactly how the men played back then as well you fucking chud. It’s called serve and volley. How about the fact she’s got a better serve serving with three twigs bound together than present day Alexandra Eala?

:3

>>149383403
Maya :)

Maya :)

>>149383550
It's blowing a gale out mate and I can't have the window shut all day when I'm working, I need some fresh air - I've not got the radiators on full belt or anything, not going for council house tropical, just stuck it on for half an hour to take the edge off

Man some of these songs the Bad Homburg DJ plays is taking me back again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXMV2RBQwiY

>>149383564
frequently

emma is for the white man

>>149384104
>wind outside moving cool air around
>can’t have window shut all day
>need fresh cool air inside the room
Damn if only there was some way to combine these three factors to resolve the problem

>>149383766
lovely dream :3

>>149383772
This story needs to fucking die, that there are people sad enough to ship two real people to the point that they get asked about it in a fucking interview is everything I hate about the modern world, this is my most boomer opinion

>>149384703
kek

>>149384737
I thought the subtitles were fake until I realised Emma's replies matched up with them. It's fucking insane

>>149384770
Very cringe

absolute banger of a day
perfect for fixing my sleep schedule

>>149384828
Can I kiss you?

>>149384870
yes!

>>149384828
I pray for Swan.

>>149384389
I've had the window open, which is the entire reason the cool air blowing around outside (and inside) the room dropped the temperature enough that I wanted to pop the heating on for half an hour.
Simply shutting the window won't make the already too cool room significantly warmer, it will merely prevent if from getting colder.
It's almost like I'm allowed to use the various environmental controls available to me to adjust the temperature on an ongoing basis to something that I find satisfactory, mad innit?

>>149385062
Mr. moneybags over here putting the heating on in late June.

>>149385135
pensioners freezing to death in winter and energy prices soaring while while this cunts got the heating on in June
take the piss!

>>149385342
>pensioners freezing to death in winter
Shame this isn't true

>>149384828
Raducanu vs Li
Swiatek vs Azarenka
Navarro vs Osaka
We are eating good tomorrow wtachads

>>149385474
kek, yeah

>>149384828
thamm should have a livestreamed match tomorrow too

(Name) :) is the best meme /sp/ ever had

>>149385665
Who came up with it

>>149385706
Me :)

>>149385135
I'm paying for it from my Iva :) gambling winnings

>>149384703
It really is unbearable. And it was filling the threads in here during Queens. I thought this would be last place to entertain that nonsense. Literally teenage girl type discourse.

>>149385970
>I thought this would be last place to entertain that nonsense
first day on /tennis/?

>>149385706
Had to start with Emma.

>>149386028
I can deal with some off court stuff regarding personal lives. It's specifically the shipping fanfiction shit that is beyond the pale.

Kiss kiss kiss kiss and kiss everything about Alina

Fonseca a cute

>>149386356
fair dos i'm not a massive fan of the shipping either

>>149383875
Corrr check out Margaret Court’s torpedo tits. Wish they’d still make bras today that shape the tits to make em look like torpedos.
What went wrong?

>ash at 5:30
>emma at 7:00

ugh. maybe I can catch Iva later though if wimby streams work

admittedly these odds aren't that unreasonable but I swear my cunt bookie would have Iva at 2.50 max against Sabalenka these days, the Iva money train has definitely left the station lol

>>149386423
Wow I'm always paddle boarding I bet Alina would love me

I will be just yards away from Katie Swan tomorrow. . .

>>149387651
let us know what she smells like

>>149387657
Prob good

>>149387651
Be careful, she can break a man's arm with a kick
or a man's heart with a look :s

>>149386373
>>149386400
>>149386423
Alina :)
I simp for she.

>>149383772

She's a.good actress or she's smitten with carlitos.

>>149382552
*ahem*
fuck errani

>>149383403
absolutely corring

>>149388731
Spicy

>>149388792
based

>>149383403
finkin diss english would want to pound her

corr-in'

is one not

>>149388074
Hope Carlos is simping for Emma.

Emma Raducanu:
>He messaged me to play, it was very exciting.
Carlos Alcaraz:
>I don't know much about it, I think our agents set it up or something.
Lol.

Putting it all on Djokovic to win Wimbledon

>>149387513
my bookie is even worse, iva at 1.17 right now
went with alina @4.93 and jonesy @2.81

>>149390313
Death to that serb dog

lel no idea how it happened, but alina is now @1.62
placed my bet like 10 minutes ago

nvm it bugged. if i click on it, it bets on paolini instead

may or may not be misremembering but i think qualifying was free to watch here https://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/interactive/index.html

>>149391343
oh wow, wimby unblocked russian ips! i can officially watch it too now

>eala beat bronzetti
is this the start of her redemption

What did they mean by this?

>>149391537

She needs to get fucked by nacho vidal.

>>149390824
i hope you only put a crumb on korneeva desu

>>149392249
but would you crumb in her?

>>149390252
Lol, why bother doing this? I don't gwt what Carlos gets out of it.

>>149392694
yes but only if she's on birth control, i don't want to ruin her stellar career.

>>149392249
>1 Australian Dollar equals 50.93 Russian Ruble
exactly one aud, but i believe in her very much today for some reason

>>149393017
She can soak up my heat wave

>>149393017
Lip filling instantly makes any girl look trashy and low class

>>149391092
>go to the locker room
>see this

Had no idea Iga was playing today, thought she was skipping Wimbledon

>>149394140
Iga Swiatek can play with my grassy balls!

when is the good homburg open

Fernandez-Paolini or Krueger-Haddad Maia that's the question.

>>149394346
not a question at all

What are you doing Ashlyn :/

at least there's iva :/

>>149394480
Alina and Jonesy are already on court

Louise Boisson is my new girlfriend. Therefore she should win today.

>>149394480
the thingy i linked above has her court, it's the only one with full camera coverage as far as i've looked

oh, it looks like the other courts are just single camera streams

>>149394480
also use the search thingy it has the other courts

question is can i stay awake that long

looks like leylah is playing in her bra. either that or her tits are looking particularly budding today

think reni's court has a better camera installed
(or maybe it's just lighting)

>>149391537

Carlitos should have partnered with her.

no idea what alina is doing, but it's definitely not "playing tennis"

dios mio...

Jesus Christ Alina

All the players seem to be more attractive to me than they used to. Iga, Jasmine, even Krejcikova makes me erect. Maybe they're all squatting more in the era of the ass. I doubt my hormones have changed.

>>149394597
>even Krejcikova makes me erect.

>>149394557
>>149394575
Masarova gave Sabs a decent game in Berlin, can't honestly say I expected much else with Alina's recent form. Hurts to see this though :(

starting to think that they might not meet in the qualies final

here we go 18bros

>>149394346
the real question is when does novak play djokovic?

Jonesy is cruising anyway

Pretty good so far

Ashlyn ):

One of the big four is getting a statue at Wimbledon

Peak WTA scoreline

>>149394663
Yeah I cursed that didn't I? I'll stfu now

>>149394806
heh >>149390824

happy birthday :(

Alina :(

At least she fought well enough in the second set

>The All England Club is set to recognise Sir Andy Murray's contribution to tennis with a statue of him at Wimbledon.

>Debbie Jevans, chair of the All England Club, told the Ainslie + Ainslie Performance People podcast, external it is now in discussions with 38-year-old Murray to make good on the promise and hoped to have the statue in place by 2027.

>"We are looking to have a statue of Andy Murray here [at Wimbledon] and we're working closely with him and his team," Jevans said.

>"The ambition is that we would unveil that at the 150th anniversary of our first championship, which was 1877. He's got to rightly be very involved in that and he and his team will be."

there's already murray mound
when are they gonna start draper dogshitpile

still, would hand hold.

oh
right
18 now
would tenderly make love with her

>>149394883
What's the point of him playing if he's just going to retire in the 2nd round?

>>149394814
I did exactly the same, figured that Alina was taking a big chance but a win on Jonesy covered both bets. I will offer no further comment until Jonesy's match has finished kek

Tomicsisters we're back

>>149394867
What exactly does this pic mean

Jonesy :)

lol Jonesy :) was one game away from the perfect WTA scoreline

>>149394991

It was perfect after the 1st game in the 1st set lel

Berniebros where we at

Jonesy :)

also reni took the second set and katie s is fighting well, but it doesn't seem to be enough

>>149394982
I still don't get it. What's a nuke bombing and 9/11 got to do with Murray

>>149394981
Croatian tennis in shambles.

>>149395048
The USOpenis final is on 9/11

What do you think Dart smells like?

Korpatsch is seething like hell

>>149395126
only reason to watch her desu she's very dramatic

How long has it been since Bernie's last tour level win?

>>149395109
semen

>>149395149
2021 AO 1R against Sugita who retired in the 3rd set. Most recent wins prior to that were Tiafoe and Ebden in Atlanta 2019.

Why are we talking about 9/11?

Talk Tennis having a meltdown over Andrew Barron Murray getting a statue at the All England Lawn Tennis Club by 2027.

french open semi finalist boisson just lost in wimby q1. just wta things

>>149395243
Why the meltdown? He's won it twice, he deserves it. We could have to wait another 100 years for the next British male champion.

>>149395246
wish she would've done it quicker

>>149395271
Me as the mechanical walker thing.

wHy WaSn'T BoIsSoN GiVeN a WiLdCaRd?!?!!?

Reni :)

Reni :)

>>149395246
Not surprised. She reminded me of Stosur when I watched her at RG.

Reni :)

>>149395315
She will never, ever do anything again on tour, the roid-addled pit-stinking freak.

>>149395271
Look at her go.

Katie S :(

>>149395315
clay court shitter loses on grass. in other news sun rises, water wet

>>149395315
>lost to Carson Branstine
Fuck kinda name is that. Is this the white version of Ngubu?

>>149395414
..should've probably screened the score too
it's 6-7(2), 6-7(6) she fought well

H-Hey G, Do you want to change the lady-the chair umpire? Or d-do you want to keep her?
If you want to continue w-with the lady it's fine....
Up to you

>>149394001
Post morga before lipp injections?

>>149395243
I think some people need to remember the AELTC is a private club, they could put up a statue of Lenny Kravitz if they wanted and it's really fuck all to do with anybody else.

>>149395462
kek, I'm surprised this isn't brought up more often

>>149395243
When is Djokovic getting a statue?

>>149360631 (OP)
Is Kyrgios an unmedicated schizo? Or just a coke problem?

These shitters are delaying my Emma >:(

>>149395514
He wants a clean sport. What's wrong with that?

>>149395500
kek. No but seriously, Federer has a better chance of getting one than Novak.

>>149395531
He does have more Wimbledons.
But imagine if Carlos gets a 3rd Wimbledon this season, no Djokovic next season either, he could reach 10 by the time he is over.

Murray doesn't need have sucj ridiculous numbers, he is British, he deserves one for being the only notable tennis figure from the islans this century.

>>149395500
He's not the record winner, is he? The unquestionable GOAT of tennis is the 8 times record Wimbledon winner. Maybe that record will be surpassed by Alcaraz but it definitely won't be by Djokovic anymore.

>>149395546
He deserves one at the AO

Dart is beating the current Wimbledon champion.

>>149395560
Alcaraz is ugly even when put next to one of the few WTA players whose substandard beauty was called out live by a match commentator :(

>>149395560
Are Harry loves her grass

>>149395560
Nice of the AELTC to let the lunch lady hold the plate as well

>>149395522
He routinely argues with the crowd in the stands.

>>149395637
Bit rude, but she does look like a lunch lady yeah.

Does Kenin have any usa WTA friends? She always seems so lonely :(
I have seen multiple times Keys, Navarro, Pegula etc hanging out, but not with Sofia

Harriet pls.

KWAB

>>149395818
She used to play doubles with BMS

someone post that banshee scream

Finally

shart sharted

!

>>149396003
>>149396003
>>149396003
>>149396003
new

>>149395979
It tracks