GSP EDITION

>>149354679

Am I supposed to know who that is

Big Ank got him seething

https://youtu.be/3yqBOYvC51g?t=757

>>149361093
It's gsp.

>>149361055 (OP)
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLIq5o4NkSo/?igsh=MXZkaWd2bnM5dmRseg==

Gaped Sissy Poo

roundtree sucks but he never lost to poo craig

Tom Aspinall vs Mohammed Usman

Jon won

I hate going out in public and seeing beautiful girls and knowing they would never be attracted to me. How do I stop this?
>Just don't go out in public
I have to to work and get groceries

Make my dick move bitch

I miss him so much bros

Merab ate Omalley's patented right cross and blasted a single leg talk about muh fuggin levels and volukmes

>>149361342
a man is what he thinks he is. your problem is self esteem

#notmygoat

>>149361480

Merab ate Nina's patented playboy pussy and blasted cum talk about muh fuggin levels and volukmes

Ali needs to die

>>149361342
make yourself more attractive by
>working out
>chopping wood
>being lean
>taking steroids

>>149361614
you need 3 weeks off the internet.

>>149361614
this is the post

>>149361614
You are sick in de 'ed man

>>149361342

start taking estrogen and anti-androgens until you either become a hot girl and/or find another tranny to date

it's surprisingly effective. If you're on 4chan you don't have much of a social life to lose anyway

>>149361353

Has any ufc fighter in history caused so much seethe?

>>149361913
yeah, but i forgot his name. some muslim.

>>149361913
Yes, multiple
McGregor
Khabib
Covington
Lobov
Koscheck
Krylov
-to name a few

Cormierbros we feastin. We could come back and wrestlefuck tom then defend twice vs Gane. The kino is back on the menu.

>>149362098
Daniel Cormier would go full Askren if he tried to hop back in the 'gon. He'd probably get dropped by Tafa

https://youtu.be/hvvhKS0L0eM
shut up nerds press confrence in 10 bings

He piped

>Kevin Pee converts to pisslam
>Ali still uses him as sacrifice to boost his brazzas
>Kevin even knows, and still takes it
Tragic figure.

ufc is so cooked bruh when is k1

KWAB

KHAMZAT VS DDP

TRAILER IS OUT

>>149362217
wtf he was used as a pawn in the ngannou negotiations too

>>149362217
there is a video that says ali is the diddy of mma. i havent watched it but i agree with it

so you;re telling me that the ufc knew months ago that jon wouldnt fight but they dragged tom around all this time because daner though he could get it done?

Remember when that guy was posting butthole? That sucked.

>>149361055 (OP)
She left us too soon

>>149362454
i simply filtered the file name because he kindly kept it the same for every iteration

>>149362415
Sem ting happin wit Khabib. Dat Dana cray

Jon "DC" Jones

>>149362460
She left her husband for a boomer too.

What the bossman sees at 2am whilst he heavily applies the garlic mayo

Jojua with fellow Georgian man

>>149362561
Jojua with some Brazzas

>>149362581
Jojua's fashion is very beautiful here

>>149362581
since when did brazzas have colored eyes and blond hair

america bros.. we are champless

>>149362552
Big ups

Eastern Orthodox church: 250 million
2 UFC champions
Sunni Islam: 2 billion
2 UFC champions

>>149362627
We still got Pantoja and Merab

>>149362552
Good post.

>>149362627
all dimeless bums

>>149362581
Azerbaijan look better than France.
Also the fuck is that jean ? Look like a hobo.

They fucked her or what ?

>>149362581
She is so fit

>>149362620
During Ottoman times all brazza nobility got BLONDED by supreme Slavic pussy.

>>149362627
Why is Ankalaev labeled differently from the other doggies?

>>149362552
lmao

>>149362670
France is a hell hole

>they may not have started with the intention of keeping it on ice for this long, but at this point they can see the light at the end of the tunnel, they can see the meetings with netflix pitching le biggest ufc matchup of all time

>>149362627
American champion Merab Dvalishvili

>>149362217
>tragic figure
It’s tawlf. The reasons why he joined Islam make him sympathetic but that’s like the 5th time Ali/maybe even Khabib put him in a shit situation and he could’ve recognized their intentions way earlier.

The fight was done, but Jones didn't want it so he retired

>>149362552
That's foul sauce b why do you do that to yourself

>>149362728
Gabbie carter is whiter than 90% of french population.

>>149362768
Shut the fuck up whitey, garlic sauce is ambrosia and mana of haven.

A well executed bossman post is p4p funny

>>149362783
The meat she takes isn't. She likes it dark.

>>149362768
Vs rancid fish juice? Eat a dick nigga.

Garlic is INDAIN culture

>>149362620
Lurk moar

Even at welterweight Islam can't escape these featherweights.

>>149362652
It'll be 3 once Ilia heems Charles next week.

>Pantoja
>Merab
>Volk
>Topuria
>JDM
>DDP
>Ankalaev
>Aspinall
This is a crazy good list of champions. Why do people bitch about the UFC again?

Jon "Homo" Jones

Why is Charles fighting for the title again?

>>149362850
The 125, 135 and 145 champs are the objective GOATs of their divisions, regardless of what Mighty Mouse fanboys will say. Tom is also going to secure a legacy as the greatest HW of all time in the next 2 years

There used to be a local pawg milf back in the day that was sucking off the bossman in the kitchen of the kebab. Could you imagine what would happen if that crusty bitch got let loose in an M-Eat by Khabib establishment?

>>149362902
The UFC is punishing Arman for ruining the main event of 311 on one day's notice

>>149362902
free win for toporio

>>149362793
>>149362819
>whitey
>nigga
The duality of heem
>>149362897
Tom "Whittaker" Shitspinshit

>>149362924
I can tell this story is made up because you haven't left your bedroom in 20 years

Arman is based because he beats up poorfags for fun instead of just working some made up corporate job for his father and making millions for doing nothing. You know all these other fighters seethe deep down about a rich kid being a better fighter than them too

>>149361480
>>149361611
Shit stats kek. In PooFC games every fighter is pretty much on a scale from 90 to 100 with punch power, not 0 to 100. Even the most pillow fisted puncher has 90 Punch Power... Paul Craig has 90 punch power, for example.
So Pyfer really has 6/10 power.

>>149362992
How much spice must I consume to make these stats make sense

>>149362822
I fear Zatdaddy will suffer the same fate if he loses to Dricus... Kadyrov will have no use for him I'm afraid...

>>149362981
Being rich in Russia is like middle class in Mississippi. I probably make more than his dad.

>>149363049
post pay stub

Fiziev shall fight the great satan

the crawford fight is the same night as noche ufc wtf

>>149363073
*does nothing*

>>149363101
Wdwtch

charles is flushed
topuria is shook

>shook bitch

>shartman
lost to islam x2
lost to charles
lost to gamrot

>>149363108
Talmbout the 75 million plus dollar sleem that wasn't b?

>>149362973
>he doesn't know white people can be niggas
Stop watching TV and browsing pol. Nigga is a state of mind.

Conor has been seeing driving a taxi in Dublin

breh crawford is 37 years of age

>>149363127
Turn your monitor on reddit boy stop quoting your self image and stop signing your posts

lets be real paddy is the real #1 contender but the ufc wants illlia to be champion

>>149363034
Even the worst fighter in the UFC is better than ever other fighter in the world ya goof. If youre in the UFC, you're the cream of the crop, kid.

ufc owns bjj and owns boxing by next year lets fucking goooooo
one fc better hurry up and monopolise kickboxing before its too late

Woke up crying knowing we'll never get jon vs tom. Im inconsolable guys

>>149363154
Bro he's not Cappadonna from Wutang lmfao

>>149363179
I'm aapo nice to meet you

>>149363162
Talmbout hand sanitizer boy?

>>149363179
Let me brutalize your bacon bussy and you won't even remember you'll be gaped like that Schaubhole Pic

ITT: we name fighters with a more respectable career then Jon Jones, ill start:

>Jamal Hill

>>149363190
Why is your name a poop?

dana between canelo crawford with ufc like press conference is pornografy

say what you will about jon jones, but he has never lost a fight with his baby mother

>>149363218
Chill that's racist

>>149363215
This dumbass zoomers really got Facebook likes tatted lmao

>>149363266
Like Share and Subscribe nigga

>>149362835
i dont think ilia can beat islam. i kinda want this fight to happen now

dana looks like he was going to cry all that glazing off jones did nothing

>>149363218
What the hell man

Khalil would brutalize Jerry

>>149363300
You would cry if your bbcdaddy said he wasn't going to return your calls anymore. He tried to woo Jon back with gifts and money, but Jon's true calling is too strong. Fleeing from automotive accidents.

>>149363161
We don't expose are our own insecurities here

>>149363330
Turn off your monitor

>>149363330
You'd be surprised

I'm retired

crawford just chased canelo off the stage its ogre

why does Iran have a body of water called the Straight of Homos lol

Dana should be cut

Tommy reddit has just applied to Greggs

if they try to fuck with trump america is fucked, Let him be he working good while under the most pressure of the latest us presidents, iran was a great move

>>149363415
>>149363394
Its entirely possible

>>149363311
Yooo double dubs

>>149363415
Use my puukko

>>149363457
Haha yeah. Just the guava and cheese empanada please.

>>149363480
Is argie scran edible?

plus the riot of mexicans is related i am sure, venezuela needs to get down too they were getting iran the uranium, and are a threath by being comunist and they got people in the us

Which team is /heem/ rooting for in Game 7 of the NBA Finals?

Ive heard unconfirmed reports that Argentina is building a nuclear weapon, within the next two weeks.

>>149363501
We

>>149363501
Idk probably the tall ones I guess

>>149363501
whos fighting?

>>149363510
dude dont be a leftist they were gonna bomb you and no one in the world wants muslims with nuclear shit

>>149363541
The Indiana Pacers vs the Oklahoma City Thunder

>>149363549
Yeah, gun to head I'd Heem Iran over Israel. But fuck both of them, we should just watched them fight ringside not corner them

>>149363573
I dont think pacemakers do well against electricity b

>>149362822
ah yes literal slavic man with 0 turkish ancestry

Pure violins in motion

Israel’s five best fighters against Iran’s five best fighters. Five one vs one mma matches. Whichever side wins the majority of the fights wins the conflict and an armistice is binding for a period of 10 years. Under Pride rules.

>>149363688
That's not the helwani style

>>149363670
Sheikh Jorj Masvid al-Jihadi

>>149363394
That's kinda confusing fr like which is if

GIVE... ME... YOGART NIGGAAAAAAA!!!

JON JONES I'M SORRY TO HEAR YOUR CAREER IS DEAD

YOU GAVE UP YOUR BELT AND CRASHED A BENTLEY INSTEAD

>>149362543
How can she look at her younger videos and deny she hit the wall?

>>149363817
This guy would beat the absolute shit out of 99% of the HW division

>>149363862
Because she recovered from her pregnancy.
She got the 6 pack

Jon “Coke” Jones
Jon “Hit-&-Run” Jones
Jon “Pictogram” Jones
Jon “Probation” Jones
Jon “No-Show” Jones
Jon “Pulsing” Jones
Jon “Suspended” Jones
Jon “USADA” Jones
Jon “Roidrage” Jones
Jon “Bonesaw” Jones
Jon “Tested” Jones
Jon “Banned” Jones
Jon “Eyepoke” Jones
Jon “Violation” Jones
Jon “DUI” Jones
Jon “Controversy” Jones
Jon “Felony” Jones
Jon “Excuse” Jones
Jon “Spineless” Jones
Jon “Tripwire” Jones
Jon “Slipout” Jones
Jon “Flashback” Jones
Jon “Inmate” Jones
Jon “Evader” Jones
Jon “Dirty” Jones
Jon “Delay” Jones
Jon “Denied” Jones
Jon “Comeback?” Jones
Jon “Unlicensed” Jones
Jon “Repeat” Jones
Jon “Karma” Jones

>>149363978
all true

>>149362454
one of the craziest buttholes I have ever seen

>>149363952
Yawn, hit me up once this pawg milf does something cool like getting in a suitcase

Jon "Nigger" Jones

>>149363998
it all makes sense now

>>149363998
Good grief

>>149363997
This is her 10 years ago.

>>149364049
Who's the skirt

brazzas.. islam was converted to haram.

UFC fighter Aaron Pico looking natty

>>149364131
wtf thought that was chandler

>>149364120
Her. She's not walled she said.

>>149364130
Why women like that ?

>>149362992
chills

>>149364209
She looks better as a pawg milf

>>149363266
Hill is a 34 year old unc.

>>149364276

>She looks better as a pawg milf

>>149364131
Is this physique achievable natty?

>>149364146
he is an even shittier fighter

https://x.com/Emilio2763/status/1936557533461643511

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem

>>149364370
hell yeah

My life is beastin 25/8

>>149364418
jfc hahahaha

has OSP been signed yet?

The drunk, drugged out, pantsless chick that Jon left behind…
WAS ME!

what ever happened to that money laundering fight league

>>149364659
Gonna need to be more specific than that bud.

>>149362217

>>149364695
GFL that signed ever washed up fighter

>>149364729
tanked that shit

>>149364731
I like how Helwani is so desperate for a win over the UFC he promoted not just their first fake event but also their second fake event as well. Pathstic.

>>149364209
That's Georges St Pierre

This your goat?

>>149364418
Nice

Is good halal business, brazza. Buy my crypto coin while you're at it

>>149364948
Forgot pic

>>149361913
this shit is a literal breeze that will go away soon. people are still seething at McTapper and Khabitch so many years later and isn't going away anytime soon.

>>149362217
man, this is actually fucking sad
im tired of seeing ali get away with his shit

In a just world Ali Albedlaziz would be thrown off a building.

>>149364948
>>149364981
hhahahahahahaha, i really hope khabib knows what hes doing. playing with others' money with promises of pilgrimage is a surefire way to get into hell. i hope for his sake that this isnt a scam

I always thought it was a throw away undisputed chael meme when he says he beat jones if the ref would have seen the toe. But it is true? Bone breaks are specifically fight-ending in the rule book. And you could see Jones' bone break when his toe was hanging off.
And who caused the injury isn't a factor, the injured fighter is simply unable to continue and forfeits. For instance, Fiziev and Aspinall's injuries are ruled KO/TKO losses to Gamrot and Blaydes. Or even more of a no-contact injury was Rakic against Blachowicz. Rakic didn't even touch or get touched by Jan, he was just moving backwards and stepped with his foot and knee in a bad position. That was ruled a ko/tko loss.

>>149365095
Chael ripped Jon Jones toe off and threw it into the 2nd row. Women and children were SCREAMING and a few people threw up.

>>149363670
>>149363415
kek

>>149364981
That dastardly rascal is at it again

Why couldn't little ass Rountree do this?

>chael was seconds away from beating Silva, Fedor and Jon Jones

I'm a blood, su woo.

>>149365232
/heem/ is a BD general

>>149365205
>Jiri has only gone to a decision once in his entire career of 37 fights and it was at open-weight
i kneel

>>149365095
>jon jones was technically heemed by chael sonnen according to the official criteria of mma
bros....

>>149365318
Doo broke his leg in that fight

>>149365318
ankalaev fears the jiri

>>149365327
Zordon ass nigga

Just how bad is Kevin Lee

>>149365095
traditionally people have been allowed to continue a fight if they have broken digits, and sometimes even with a broken nose. i think it's only an immediate stoppage if a doctor determines that it can permanently damage eyesight, or if the fighter's movement is severely labored. you gotta have a broken orbital or broken limb basically. so chael was trolling but it is pretty funny

>>149365384
Jiri will break him

>>149365407
heh..... mah boy kleeingz,,, just needs a bit more time, heh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

>>149364706
>10+years training everyday
>Runs at opponent with hands down

PEEE PEE PEE

BALLS BALLS BALLS

Where is spammy? Is he safe...is he alright?

>>149365498
beside himself after hill's loss (jamahal hill is his favorite fighter)

>>149365498
Giving him the bussy devastator. Sorry you had to find out like this.

Jon Jones left a bad taste in my mouth

During the only 2 consecutive hours spammy isnt hunched over his computer posting Sneed is always here going "Where's is spammy, why isnt spammy here?"

what the hell

Hill had staph

Dana White has been appointed ambassador to Mexico by the POTUS

Nothing like a nice chill Monday smoking weed and eating tendies

Dana White creampied

>>149365398
I chucked

>>149365692
Nigga it's Sunday

Dana should be sent to Iran to go to war for Israel as a punishment for wasting our time.

Dana White deserves a meme medal from Trump just for the lols

Dana White deserve to bounce on Donny's spring roll and eat takis

Best main event since Max vs Ilia

>>149365747
That would be pretty funny

>>149365692
Hear hear. Smoking some infused 60% THC prerolls and drinking an 10% sour beer whilst eating rice noodles and waffles with peanut butter

Yeah Trump isn't going to award a prestigious medal to some fly by night fight promoter

>>149365810
60 sounds retarded. Respectfully

>>149365692
Based me too mate, comfy rainy day in Florida Im gonna dig up some worms and go fishing off my private island.

>Tom, le calculayshuns, zey are complete. I weel dispose of you

>>149365810
Nah that's glutinous and doing too much

Tom should headline international fight week. He only needs a few days to get ready for this sorry ass heavyweight division.

But our patience has its limits

You guys say ari emmanuel is scheming ways to ruin the ufc yet also say ariel helwani is bad even though he's the one always calling out the ufc for their bs

black guy jones white guy gusmao

Who is the buster Douglas of the UFC

>>149366107
There is a distinct commonality between these two individuals which may contribute to our assessment of their character.

started training today i think i can make a run at double champ status look out for a 25 year old kid making his amateur debut soon

Dana White was raped and gaped by 10 chiwiwi's in the caliente Summer of 2025

zero black champs
gane will redeem

Dana should give up his lung to Askren to get back in good graces with the fans.

Boxing is checkers, MMA is chest

>Jack The Joker fight week
>/heem/ is silent

>>149366409
Dana should give both his lungs to Askren so we can have 50 minute decisions instead of 25

Askren wears thong sandals pull the fucking plug

An Siege of Chiwiwis

is charles in his prime still? hes just 35 and beats arman if it were a 5 rounder

Id sell one of my lungs for about 250k if anybody was wondering

they aren't like kidneys you goofs

I hate

>>149366544
nice to know if i’m ever short a lung and want to die even quicker

>just 35

Bro it's all downhill after 16

>>149366592
What are you talmbout bappa? I got tested my lungs have 100% oxygenation rate the doctor asked if I was a marathon runner.

>>149366402
Why is ankalaevs face so out of proportion with his head lmao, is that picture just edited poorly or does he actually look like that

watch pfl

>>149364317
why did he do it?

>>149366842
let an ugly nigga live damn

The whimsical schemes of Khabin echo through the annals of history

>>149366869
It's not even that he's ugly I can't tell if his face is higher/lower up than it's meant to be or if it's just his beard making his head looks bigger

Zero chance this ugly freak has "a date" btw

PFL fighter and grandson of the great Muhammad Ali Nico Ali Walsh

He is Muslim and identifies as black

Just heemed the meng, about to chug a Coors banquet and play some FIFA

>>149366971
Extremely depressing blog.

>>149366935
it’s your mother

>>149366619
39 can confirm, I know there's a heem out there waiting for me any day now and I must protect myself at ALL times

>>149366864
>
oh lmao this clown is in pfl now? always hated this overconfident asshole

Admittedly at the moment, it's a good day for Aspinall bros. They won the story, they're up big and jones is down bad.
But... there is one single play that Jones could make that would reverse the story and cause shit for Tom. And that's if he became a mutineer and went to PeeFL for a super fight against Francis. A Saudi backed fight where he earned well enough money to easily eat the UFC's exclusivity fine he would receive. Notice he said "Retiring from the UFC" not mma.

INDIA

WILL

WIN

>>149367223
except he has like a half dozen fights left on his cucktract (contract but substitute cuck in there)

>>149367267
I think this has legs.

What's abus doing in one friday fights ?

Why was she missing her pants and panties?

>>149367287
For me it's the Lion of Lebanon Ramadan Ondash

The Lion of Lebanon Chris "The Restorer" Leben

is it true Iran took a bunker buster right in the bussy?

>>149367312
The phoenician twink

>>149363457
Gracias por defender los intereses de Israel.

>>149367388
Afraid so. Raped, gaped, and booty lasted right in the 'ol Fordow

No one would bat an eye if Tom Aspinal walked into a Walmart in the US

>>149367422
If I touched the baphomet wall would it compel me to cry or do I have to be zogged out

I expect to see Francis on the run from authorities larping as a Saudi in the near future

>>149367444
What if a regular American touched it just sharted uncontrollably, would it be seen as a sign of true devotion

The Aspinall trolling operation has been a success.

>>149367476
Lucifer works in mysterious ways

I wish Dana would spot me 50k for some blackjack

>>149367287
Muay Thai fight with a 100 pound weight cut just to improve his cardio even further? People with known weaknesses wouldn’t understand.

I wish Dana would spot me $50 for cocaine

>>149366967
He must be like 1/10 black
Must be why he look nafri

ohhhhhh ima finna oil you up

Who's the Duster Buglas of the UFC?

Just how bad is Duster Buglas

>>149367611
Salgub Retsud

>>149367611
Matt "The Spaghetti" Serra

Pustin Dorier

what if kody steele and bogdan grad switched bodies

Dzhastin Gaechiev

Just how wise was Gus Tomato?

Im gonna go buy a spicy chicken sandwich from Popeyes does anybody want anything while im out?

>>149367683
lol so true

>>149367746
brandon schaub pocket pussy

>>149367683
in the opposite world maybe

>>149367746
nah I dont wanna bother you

I just remembered when popeye's released their sandwich black people were killing each other by the dozens over it, very cool

>>149367746
Yeah I need uuuhh 2 packets of ketchup

>>149367799
third world things

Why doesn't UFC have fighter themed food? I want some shane carwin Boldenone biscuits to go with my Schaub-Almighty chili dog

>>149367758

>>149367799
Protect yourself at all times, even when you are getting chicken.

>>149367851
joe pyfer would fuck that pussey so hard his cock would burst out from the back

>>149367768
Its no trouble at all, really

Real talk, I would ejaculate instantly if I had sex with any woman.

>>149367952
what about with an man

>>149367952
Give it a few years.

>>149367968
No it's gross to heem a dude because they still go
>HUEEEEEGH
when you bop their shit.
>>149367973
I won't be able to get erect in a few years.

Would you let Romero baptize you in the Jordan river ?

>>149367952
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/112334292/#112336544

does sending hawgl pics actually works?

Legendary Polish Pwooaaaar

is this achievable natty?

>>149362793
he's a finish tard let him be

>>149368122
Risky strat b, easy way to get Anthony Wiener'd

*

>>149368122
Works for me but I have an giant penis

(7 inches IS big)

>>149368262
I have a 7.75" reach advantage. do you think sheemers will find this impressive?

Check this out

Lets talk about Ape Index

>its time to get le heavyweight division moving now I am undisputed champ
what did he mean by this

>>149368140
If you are 5.8ft

>>149368283
>>149368311
You gonna put that in yer bum?

>>149368310
I'm 5'2...

>>149368296
means he might fight for the first time in a couple years

>>149368296
Delusion.

Did Beneil join the X-Men or something like that?

Sneedmelon

>>149368325

will the Bongs be okay if Aspinall gets viciously decisionated by Gane?

>>149368371
First Fury and now this.... I fear for them Im afraid

joe pyfer vs a chinese international MIT mathematics student that barely speaks english (female)

>>149368349
That's the assyrian flag

>>149368402
>splitting
always took this nigga for a amateur

Jon Jones is retarded

>>149368406
already happened

No more chadly feel than that moment when your 5 Coors deep and your extremely dehydrated so you are looking like Marcus Aurelus himself

>>149368504
who won?

>>149362627
nigbros…

I feel bad for Tom. he has no one interesting to fight after Gane. I guess maybe Almeida but Tom would have to be a lot worse than we think to lose to a guy that's 230 lbs and can only spam double legs

if I retired right now I would start receiving $214 a month when I turn 55

>>149368511
overturned by the commission(fbi)

tom aspinall vs salsa boy will be a movie

>>149368524
bad why? he can break a bunch of heavyweight records easily

The Gane Delusion

>>149368545
Tom's kid can me played by prime Leo

>>149368524
I feel bad for Tom because of his retard son.

>>149368576
that doesn't mean anything if you're breaking a record against bad competition

>>149368522
Do a flip faggot

>>149361342
make yourself more attractive by always going outside with a hockey mask and a machete

>>149368545
Aspinalls Salsa probably tastes very bad

Every woman lust's for me, every man wants to be me.

>>149368677
who is Conor McGregor?

>>149368677
you forgot about our fellow intersex humans

>>149368677

>>149368677

>>149367267
Yes, but if he were paid enough to foot the bills and fines for breaching the contract, it would be bad...

>>149367223
hit and run vs hit and run.

this upcoming card is legit really good. I'm giving it a 7.75/10 on paper

>>149368734
>>149368746
The duality of weem...

>>149368905
this is a fightnight card in 2016
they are taking fat dookies in our mouths and calling it chocolate

>>149368905
hey you forgot to r8 one of the fights haha

dardush isn’t that washed he’s only on a two fight skid and they’re against two of the best and he’s always been chinny. i think he does whatever he wants to moicano, wouldn’t surprise me if he does him as easily as islam did

heemember when rose punched tracy in the face and sent one of her eyelashes flying? peak wmma moment

>>149368677

komm till allstars

>>149369015
"every man lusts after me, every woman wants to be me"

>>149368677
Who is...
>calls mom
>Mom, hey, it's Anon. No, no, don't put the nuggies in the oven. I just wanted to use my lifeline to tell you I got it in the bank, Ma. I'll be paying you back for the Pokemon loans this time next week.
...
KODY STEELE
>pounds the lock-in button with the conviction of a thousand jihads

>two guys with double digit losses fighting for titles

>>149369090
yeah this isn't boxing fag. our warriors take their licks and come back for more

boxers will go 20 fights before fighting a guy with a winning record (then they are 20-1 lol)

>>149369114

>go 20 fights before fighting a guy with a winning record
but enough about khabib

OH FAZZA YOU MUST DIE YOU MUST DIE THEN I RETIRE HEY FAZZA
*clap clap clap*
HEY FAZZA

>>149369072
Meds

As I look at my Californian redwoods for arms I can't fathom how someone could cover their own masterpieces with retarded tattoos

Discuss

>>149369391
I'M HIGH ON LIFE MUDDAFUKKA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149369444
yea I dont get it either buddeh, in trying to be unique they now all look exactly the same. I wonder if they have a name for us non-tats. "MAGASKINS"

Tony

>>149367223
One more mountain to climb. One more land to conquer. Sorry, Tom, this is GOATs ONLY
>SOON

JON JOWS YOU SCARED BASTERD

>>149369444
Checked

>>149369576
>b-but I don't wanna do UFC vs P-pfl
>we WILL host event with or without you
>y-yes your excellence

>>149369622
Turki scolding and giving his people the side eye is the funniest shit.

Dana White, Matt Serra, Din Thomas GANG BANG featuring Frankie Edgar

>>149361942
>Covington
>Lobov
>Koscheck
>Krylov
literally who

Why would a Brazilian be named Charles or Gilbert?

>>149369725
Don't look up Venezuelan names

im gay maynard, and we got a sayin where I come from; if you're comin on, COME ON

anderson silva beat michael bisping

>>149369767
im mark hominick and i got knocked out by a chinaman in 5 seconds

>>149369789
When

Janny is a big fat ugly nigger.

how come Rich Franklin and Nate "THE GREAT" Marquardt never fought?

mfks on this board really fantasize about sex with caitlyn clark but they're still less gay than /heem/ poofs

Heem chads don't need sex

>retires Jon Jones

>>149369852
last time they fought

>>149369576

>>149369576

Janny is a big fat ugly nigger and I would strangle the life out of him.

>>149369963

Tom Aspenladd
Undisputed UFC Women's Heavyweight Champion

>>149369444
Your gay ass is scared of the pain

>>149361055 (OP)
Volk isnt even Top 10

jon won the not letting tom win contest

>>149367267
>>149368750
The UFC lawyers would likely seek a court injunction to block the fight from happening, rather than seeking damages for the projected losses they would theoretically lose from is remaining fights. They got an injunction to stop Couture from fighting one time back in the day, for example.
Thoughever, there is a very real possibility that negative PR would push Poofc to waive the exclusivity/survivability clauses after a year like UFC did with Ngannou.

>The fight was done, why he's retired, I don't know.

Just took a big shartles. Bowl is heemed.

I talk down to anyone with tattoos and they submit instantly

Tom is going to lose his first title defense and we'll never have to hear about this faggot ever again and all you Guru drooling retards can go back to fucking reddit

>>149370162
gays like to play the victim

>>149370179
Gane has been fucked up countless times in the octagonal and people here continue to fellate him

>>149363361
he really fucked that thing didn't he...

>>149370201
Never happened.

>>149370179
redditors hate Guru

>>149370201
Mad bitch

>>149370220
You would know. Go back.

he was right... chills...

>>149370261
fact checked bitch

Joe. Fucking. Rogan.

>>149370301
Joe Cool

>>149370301
Joe Homo

Joe Sugar Rogan

>>149370301
someone post the video of him looking and acting all zesty, smiling like a gaped little twink with his clitty bussy leaking

does arman have a fight? wish they would do (arman vs paddy) for #1 contender

prime PVZ would've cleaned Jones's clock in a phonebooth

Bust in Justin Gaycheese

Joe Rogan and friends WILL BE at Comedy Mothership this tuesday night

>>149370412
Jon doesnt enjoy "fighting" women like that however

dustin "gaethje" porrier

>>149370440
I recently learned that Schaub has not been invited to the mothership

I can't get that gaped anus out of my head b

SUGAR
IN
THE
TANK

*heems a tennis ball*
https://www.instagram.com/p/DLNoMS_tQ4x/

Vanilla Gorilla vs Chocolatito on a frosty Sundae night

>>149370466
its seriously gaped but so smooth

>>149370483
the state of this lad after getting dropped from propah 12

>>149370459
Why?

>>149370541
Rogan betrayed Schaub

>>149370494
fuck I wish it's 94 here and there's heat warnings all over, like most people dont realize it gets hot outside in Summer. (they probably dont)

Braptina Schevstanko

Tomala Sploogesnall has been tapped and TKO'd

Heat wave? It sure is getting HOT outside.

>>149370559
I went to a diner, cat cafe, and bar all by foot today and it was 102 don't be a little bitch.

>>149370602
ZESSSSSSTYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Wasn’t sure if my strength would transfer from California to Texas. 600lb deadlift after 3 sets. 315x15, 405 x 8, 500 x 4. Might be the humidity but I feel stronger. Could also be the new Diesel Dad merch that just dropped. Rumor is it adds 25lbs to any lift for all Dads

>>149370615
y'hunter s thawlmsun b?

>>149370607
I cant do it buddeh

>>149370567
SEX

that's the post

>>149370696
Schaub legit is swol as fuck?????????????? lmaooo what i htought he was fat nigga what

>>149370731
Only thing fat is JZS BBL DIMEY DIMEY B

THEY WILL DEVOUR US

>shoe box opens

Undisputed UFC HW Champion Tom Geniusson

Undisputed UFC Heavyweight Champion of the World Ciryl “Bon Gamin” Gane

>>149370615
lil bappa thinks he's ilia abtorrio

>>149370731
Wait till you see his meng....meng

>>149370869
he honestly could do it, especially if Tom gets tired before he wrestles
Gane has much better footwork. Tom is really good but he's a bulldozer with insane speed so his sprints beat most people's footwork. Ciryl is agile enough to really make him work for it so he doesn't get L-stepped + bonked on the bank of the head by one of Ciryl's patented hammerfists

Yellow women with thick thighs

>>149371133
talmbout PAAG MILFs b?

>>149371133
... dont exist

>>149370162
THE dad?

we cannot follow them

zhang weili's glistening thighs

Dustin Poirier hot sauce
Justin Gaethje flavored condoms

>>149371287
Gooby has eaten both

>when the paag milf makes chicken and broccoli and bounces on it

We don't do that here. We don't have "sex" here.

doo never heard of cambootians

>>149371325
Fuck you old nigga

Tigerr Benson, beast of a paag milf.

Dana? Dana slams asian puss.

>>149363073

>>149362627

>>149371620
Sean Brady is the only one there who can actually become champ. No way Blaydes beats Gane

become the can you were always meant to be

>>149371620
Why Brandon Royval look like he shit his pants?

Imagine if Volk had a son to eat those burgers with instead he's raising someone elses cum receptacle.

RIPPING MY NUTSACK INTO PENIS

>>149371620
burgers really are a bunch of sissies, getting their bussy broken in their own burger company, their own country

>>149371901
*checks from french mma champs*

>>149371913
the point is UFC is an american company, there's way more american fighters than anything else and yet none of you burgers can have one champion
even with the UFC rigging everything to get Sean Homomalley free title shots, he gets KWAB'd even harder

>>149370201
it’s part of the storyline dude

>>149372036
bappa most ufc champs have been American what you're seeing is the equivalent of an all heem card it's a rare sight and will not last long

>>149371356
someone posted a gif some threads ago that said "fuck me? fuck you" and it had joe pesci crushing another guys head with a vice, I dedicated that gif to you, respectfully

merab essentially defeated islam by beating umar and therefore should hold the pfp #1 spot

>>149372071
that's the opposite actually. the sport is evolving as MMA becomes legal in more countries, burgers will get blown the fuck out even more in the next few years

>>149372134
two more weeks b

I ate a 15mg thc edible and now I'm high af while learning about dipole movements and resonance forms in ch 1-2 of organic chemistry
thank you for reading my blog
favorite fight on the upcoming card?

>>149372134
your two best fighters got mollywhopped by strickland and jones and might i add are both brown

>>149371878
>>149371878
>>149371878
>>149371878
New

>>149372160
15mg is fucking lightweight calm the fuck down little guy, o-chem was easy af btw

>>149372195
>posted 12 minutes ago
bappa don't make me make a better one

>>149372181
Imavov has improved a lot since the Strickcuck fight, he does better with his new coach and he would beat the shit out of the teepy jabby merchant in a rematch
Ciryl is shit I can't defend him
my point still stands though it's not about France vs Burgerland
it's about you burgers having way more fighters, being like the 3rd biggest MMA country at worst yet you're all getting smashed and it's not going to get better in the next few years

Strickgape, the new LGQBT UFC Road to Bamhole contender?

BO NIGGERDEEP ASSALAKULAKUM

>>149372779
I forgot; addenum; RESPECTFULLY