Thread 149361704

Parade Edition
/hoc/vious: >>149351122
PARADE STREAM:
>https://www.youtube.com/live/MHNj_ImjxDg?si=SqaGcQw95o6LYDzi

fuck gary

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PINK
PONY
CLUB

>>149361704 (OP)
THE ATLANTIC OCEAN
HOME OF CHAMPIONSHIP HOCKEY

>>149361704 (OP)
>raped retard left the tracking on xis link
you literally can't do anything right you fat old retard

>>149361745
I'M GONNA KEEP ON DANDING AT THE

>>149361761
audible kek

Hot one out today

Nice to see a fellow /lifelong/ kittyfren :)

>>149361749
bedard is taking a grippy sock vacation with hughes right now

kek

The Cup is on the ground.

The Conn Smythe is on the ground.

Swaggy has the captain's hat so Barky is getting bought out

Would you believe I used to fish right here, this very spot?

>>149361838
based walleye man

i HATE the beach

Devastated

Usa wins canada loses

>>149361847
Beaches are fucking gay hurr I'm sitting in dirt looking at water

At least, my Habs poster was a colored one.

The ice girls are looking fine today

>>149361851
McDevastated

>>149361918
As long as you don't talk to my Frost wife

>>149361757
>the bus can barely contain that man's gut

>>149362008
Walt is obviously about to give birth to another Tkachuk brother

Rude.

>>149361998
that's insanely cool

>>149362034
rage in Boston

McMuffin is at home trembling and possibly cutting himself

>>149361752
kek based update

>>149362050
brutal

>>149361851
All they got in Edmonton is the Oilers and that Waterpark inside the mall.

NANANANA NANA NANA NANA NANA
NANANANA NANA NANA NANA NANA
NANANANA NANA NANA NANA NANA

>>149361773
I’m not sure I’m gonna survive this heatwave

>>149361998
*kicks it*

>this guy says he's not allowed to be on TV because he's in witness protection, but I'm putting him on TV anyway
Based truthseeker reporter

SNES shoulda beat laffs in 1st round. Carlo screens the goalies well, too bad they're his.

>>149362145
>that Waterpark inside the mall
not anymore

man i would love to be at a Stanley Cup beach party

Maxim Shabanov to Philadelphia. Philly is building a solid Russian pipeline. A Michkov - Desnoyers - Shabanov line (called MDM Eh?) is gonna be a lot of fun

>>149362194
you're a bully >:(

>>149361847
I prefer rural swimming holes

>>149361736
>>149361874
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>>149362173

Raped faggot who provides nothing to the thread.

HERE WE GO FOR THE HUNDRETH TIME
HANDGRENADE PINS IN EVERY LINE

>>149362307
beauuuutiful

Look at me I post pepe but it isn’t Pepe with wacky lyrics and I post from a non-north American flag, pay attention to me!!!!

>>149362323
THROW 'EM UP AND LET SOMETHING SHINE
GOING OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND

>>149362341
worked

>>149362341
retard

>>149362341
this isn't the kind of inclusive attitude we try to foster here

>>149362334
Vermont is a beautiful state with no economy and shitty people

>>149362348
Come on DJ play Sweetness damnit.

>>149361893
magnifique!

U S A
U S A
U S A
U S A

>Florida is having a cup party on the beach with beautiful weather
>meanwhile it’s raining and I’m stuck at work
I want nice things sometimes too.

>>149362388
That's Colorado's song

The DJ is an /iihf/ poster me thinkgs.

>>149362377
>shitty people
nah, i got a buddy there. he's a good guy. his name is styx.

>>149362247
>they don't specify the race

Hmmmmm makes u think innit

>>149362444
there's an extreme heat warning here

>>149362499
so he browses the superior hockey general. when's he going to play cha cha cha?

>>149362555
same here but people forget what summer is

>>149362580
Is it 79 degrees in Canada?

>>149362444
Lmao it was the longest day of the year and it didn't matter because it was all cloudy sending everything into darkness earlier and so it wasn't the longest day of the year

Fuck Gary

>>149362499
The kitties arena guy is doing the DJing for this

>>149362577
Do you think Florida residents will understand euromemes? "HEEEY HEEEEY BAAABYYY" and "NANANANA NANA NANA NANA FREED FROM DESIRE" is in English at least.

Imagine this but in raleigh

>TRICKY
TRICKY
>TRICKY
TRICKY
>TRICKY
TRICKY
>TRICKY
TRICKY
>TRICKY
TRICKY
>TRICKY
TRICKY

THANK YOU BOSTON
THANK YOU BOSTON

>>149362626
they like the music

>>149362050
>soilers won the campbell spaghetti o's bowl 9 times
Not total losers, congrats leafs!

My local kfc is total shit and has bad Google reviews except that there is always these fake ones done by some jeet praising the exceptional service of some other jeet. There will be a bunch of them back to back

>>149362580
35 with humidity for multiple days isnt normal

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>>149362642
https://youtu.be/ufQUxoidxkM

>>149362662
kek all posted on the same date

>>149362247
>coverup master bowman hired right after this
Hmmm

Is there any NHL team more cucked than the flames right now?

>>149362642
TIME TO BULLY TORONTO AND EDMONTON...
AGAIN!

>>149362712
Sir do not redeem the oreo blizzard

vibin

>>149362712
Oh that's a good idea, I'm getting a blizzard after the stream ends for my boy Bradley

Should I ask for chocolate chirp cookie dough? Is the teenager on the drive thru mic gonna hate me?

/our boys/

>>149362775
>>149362775
https://youtu.be/VrfCyaJMCvA

Agoraphobia prevented me from driving 3 hours and looking for parking in one of the most congested places in the us

Sorry for being a fake kitties fan sp

I know this sub is for bandwagon frontrunning faggots and Canadians. But it is shameful that the only rumor of any import on this slow Sunday gets zero discussion.

Bluejackets are getting JJ peterka

>>149362823
Raped faggot

>>149362833
I hate crowds, I don't want to be in that mess.
Boating offshore is comfy though.

>>149362867
would it fucking kill buffalel to hold onto a core some point this decade

I guess they're cats fans too because Iran said NO MORE OIL

>>149362939
cope they are rebuilding

>no lightning
>no hurricanes
>no leafs on the beach
>no oil in the ocean
Jen

>>149362658
that's not a mountain

watching Marlies in case they talk about the Stan Lee and Jays for the luls

>>149362662
kwab

>They are blaming it on no state taxes
>we won because the other owners and coaches suck
VERY TRUE

it's weird they always have the smythe showcased at these parades instead of the campbell/wales

sluts

>>149363018
>the other teams are shit and ran by retards

>>149363036
Heard they dropped the conn smythe and the cup during the parade kek

>>149363036
The top of the Prince of Wales trophy isn't nearly as comfy.

CATS
A
T
S

>>149363077
that kitty looks like he needs a pillow

Marchys daughters look exactly like him, rip

GREAT SHIRT PAUL
MEOW MEOW

>>149363119
Those girls are gonna win a Walter Cup one day, you watch and see

>>149363119
>implying you wouldn't

>>149363168
out here lookin like elon

He's the waiver guy

thank you so much, Carolina

Tim Reynolds
@ByTimReynolds
Matthew Tkachuk: "I would like to apologize to absolutely fucking nobody because a double champ does whatever the fuck he wants."

The parade has not disappointed.

EIGHT MORE YEARS
M V P
V
P

this parade is pretty kino desu

>with the blessing of God we will all meet together here next year
Leftoids seething

>>149363375
>fuck finns and fuck niggers
Woah he cant just say that can he

>>149363433
3peat confirmed

THE RAT SPEAKS!

PINK PONY CLUB

Wholesome :)

>doing club shit in broad daulight on the beaches of Miami
weak
They should have a nighttime at the club rendition and put it on the YouTube exclusively

>>149363490
Gadjo's twins growing up so fast

god I miss Florida

ALL THE
SMALL THINGS

would be nice if the RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT left the tread

schh kitty is sleeping

>>149361704 (OP)
I love it. They're rubbing it in. The snownigger is mindbroken.

My Frosties won back to back cups but then half the players left in the expansion draft or free agency and they didn't sign anyone else!

>>149363537
>you will never nap in stan lee's cup
Lucky kiddos.

>>149363077
kitty looking a little tight around the collar

>>149363674
4 nations proved that usa and canada are evenly matched. Leafs have no claim to superiority.

>>149363658
Stephen and rapey

Imagine telling people back in 2015 that in 10 years the kitties will have not one, but two cups. And filling beaches with fans for the parade.

Naughty tomcats

Wordle in 3

Can it be friday already?

Some coward reported me

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>>149363537
Fuck thats beautiful. Why is my life so meaningless?

TRB bingo card
-offtopic
-zero fucks about hockey
-same image spam as always
-retarded faggot
we just need him to post some faggy boomer yacht rock song and its a raped faggot bingo

TRB never watches hockey

TRB stares at his monitor posting the same shit every thread

TRB is a raped faggot

TRB is a loser even on 4chan levels

TRB is a janny who does it all for free

picking Haoxi Wang in the second round even though Chara was 30 years ago

*achoo!*

So, for all you semen slurping globohomo faggots, please take your boyfriend's cock out of your mouth long enough to answer this: Why aren't you shrieking to ban the US from the olympics today?

>>149364140
>said the traitorous Burgerstahni

For some, getting cock out of their mouth might take some time.

>>149364304
True it's canadian cock o'clock

>>149364352
yum yum, tastes like syrup

>>149364140
The situations are a bit different. Russia invading Ukraine to claim Ukraine territory for themselves and USA dropping bombs on supposed nuke making sites.

But if I ran the IOC I would definitely ban the US from competing in the next Olympics and ban Israel from ever competing in another Olympics. And every middle eastern country. And every African country. And every country that has more than 5% foreigners in their country.

>>149364304
stop posting

>>149364138
hey that's my gimmick

>>149363777
Doesn't seem impressive at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPkyonl4Jns

I would get tired of his lisping accent that so many Canadians have.

>>149364304
Is that your expert opinion?

you're an expert?

>>149364630
it was on the replay

>>149364380
Russia doesn't want US nukes on their border. Understandable. The US doesn't want an Iranian nuke program. Not understandable, unless you got globohomo cock down your throat.

>>149364663
stop posting

why would someone think playoff goals count towards regular season records?

>>149364720
still kekin at this retard

>>149364724
probably a dumb sunbelter, desu

Who posts a picture of their driver's license on /hoc/? And why?

>>149364724
>>149364761
nah it was a raped bitch
>>149364763
this one right here, this is the bitch that was raped

>>149364763
why do you make up things that did not happen, trb?

>>149364663
>Russia doesn't want US nukes on their border. Understandable.
That's understandable. What's no understandable is that Russia have been killing Ukraine civilians since they invaded. So the "NATO bombs on our border" bullshit is not believable.

>>149364830
Who are 9ou talking to, Mitch? And why? If it never happened, what's your concern?
>You're the only person who disputes the facts.

>>149364877
dispute the fact that you were raped on 04/17/22

trb is absolutely BUBBLIN' today
first it a stephen boogeyman now mitch
what a sad life the raped retard lives

>>149364911
>Deflection - a defense mechanism where a person avoids taking responsibility for their actions or words by shifting the focus to something else.

>he responds to trb
kwarb

>offseason /hoc/
See you at the draft!

>>149364875
globohomo's bought off merc hohols were killing civilians and refused to stop, another reason to attack, unlike in Iran.

Now wipe that semen off your face.

i'll see you when we're both not so emotional

>>149365023
Off-season is the very best part, and you'll get withdrawals if you leave cold turkey
>

I wish rapey died in the war and I wish newfags would leave so I could hang with my bros

>>149364380
Canada fears Russia in hockey so keeps them banned.
Banning the US and still losing Gold would be funny.

/hoc/
>A place for memes
Love you, /hoc/
>it's my favorite website
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I was raped by the Governor of Stink Island in the chilly Easter evening of 2022
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>
>
Did I ever mention I was the only guy in the history of the Air Force to be medically retired on a burrito delivery
>>those wheels are slippery, lad
>

>>149365111
*losing the Gold to Denmark

>>149365111
we didn't ban russia you casual retard who doesn't know what he's talking about

>>149365162
kek

>>149365052
Your hypocrisy is flagrant, not surprising you'd flee, eurocuck. Enjoy globohomo.

I'd like to enjoy some Russian hockey, but you and your boyfriends decided against.

>>149365190
what else do you expect from someone who thinks playoff goals count toward regular season records?

>>149365046
Ok, Mutt Russkie. Why don't you go back to your beloved home country of USSR instead of being a bitch in the US?

>>149365245
and let's not forget the meds from the doctor over online posts

>>149365401
rare habsswede W
russkies fuck off

It’s starting to rain

https://youtu.be/D3bhT7Ke87g

>a very emotional Sunday /hoc/

bud1
mitch1

tiktok.com/ @gassylexilawson/video/7508615582456073503

average kangs fan

>>149365401
Keep eating globohomo cock, retard.

tiktok. com /@sierramedina82/video/7494501196825185566

average stors fan

i ain't clicking that shit

>>149365162
TRB janny status confirmed

>>149365637
>>149365665
wtf man im eating

>xhe rb cryin' to the jannies
45 year old """man"""

>>149365738
Connor McRapedbitch got raped on the sweltering summer evening of 6/17/25

It is a scorcher out there

>>149365795
nah there's only one raped bitch and it was on 04/17/22

list of things to remind trb of to start the bubblin'
>chilly easter of 2022
>4 naysh
>thinking playoff goals count towards a regular season record
>the yzerplan
>losing in combat to a burrito
>estonia
>bud winning the draft lottery
>getting exposed as the "my edmonton oilers" guy
>gary getting disrespected on a daily basis
>seizure meds
>getting worked into writing "bud1" on an exposed stud
>admitting to being gay on that same exposed stud
>canada/canadians
>the jannies ignoring his reports
>listing the things that cause him to bubble
>getting dishonorably discharged from the air force for head trauma (likely caused by slipping and falling in the bathroom rather than in combat)
>doxxing mitch to use as a proxy for things he wants to say to bud but is too afraid to
>dozens of people celebrating mitch's birthday on /hoc/ while not a single person cares about his
feel free to add to the list

Thinking about them beans (the cat)

>>149366173
Beans :3

>>149366150
kek @ the last 1

get ready for an EXPLOSIVE trade season

>>149366150
what a raped bitch

>>149367120
>some day soon... just you wait...

McGaykid to JLMI for Dobson and the first overall pick.

>>149367300
Soilers should make that trade. Sign another Top 4 D, tell Bouchard to sign a small bridge deal, get a goalie, fire Knob, get rid of pink pony.

>>149367505
>dobson
>top 4 d
LMAO

>>149367931
Retard

>>149367951
nou

>letting differences split /hoc/ apart
This is the worst off-season ever, ewe guise

>>149367120
marner is a free agent

>>149366150
explain the mitch and exposed stud ones?
t. stopped coming here when >my team was eliminated

>>149367931
Anyone could be a top 4 dman in Edmonton right now.

>>149368295
thoughts on your victory over trb?

>>149368112

> muh Condom McDilate
Jen

>>149368188
>spams and reports all day
>le differences lads
bud1
mitch1

>>149368308
You guys are absolute shit at picking out trb/bud posts.

>>149367120
I hope I see Perry on the losing team a 6th time.

i'll buy two jerseys if gary rids /hoc/ of trb

>>149368328
>muh noshow shitson

>>149368448
DeBoer and Perry to Toronto.
>Game 7 Matthews versus Game 7 DeBoer versus the Curse of Perpetual Finals Loss with Perry
Open up a black hole and sweep the city away.

>>149368550
>>muh noshow
Like McDrone against Barkov, huh?

>>149368593
dobson didnt even make the playoffs lmao

maybe the >laffs will sign me :)

>>149368738
The notice said "Everybody", so I guess I'll see you there, friend

>>149368727
Teams make the playoffs, retard. Sometimes shit teams, like soilers and McChoker.

I sulk, mope and underperform at a Toronto Maple Leafs level

Zero points in a final?
Might as well sign me to do that at a discount!

wage in 7 hours

>hearing Mitch Marner is signing with Los Angeles Kings, Vegas Golden Knights or Dallas Stars.

>The Stars don't have much cap space but trying to trade Robertson, hearing New York Rangers is a likely destination. The Golden Knights have 9.6 million in cap space but will likely want to re-sign Jack Eichel as soon as possible after July 1st. Expect a busy off-season in Vegas. The Kings have lots of cap space but have yet to re-signed Vladislav Gavrikov.

>>149368823
certainly not your islanders and shitson
LMAO

Just got back. How come we didnt have a /hoc/ meetup?

>>149368870
You are definitely laffs material. Are you a minority, trans or otherwise woke leaning? That would clinch it.

>>149368893
>On the verge of a rebuild
>On the verge of a rebuild
>On the verge of a rebuild
Great thinking Mitch!

Greg McKegg

>>149368939
>being a ginger in Miami
Must be tough.
>>149368886
Go to sleep.

>>149368896
Yeah, how could anybody break into that stellar soilers D corps, with 7 bottom pair studs, backing up McDoofus?

>>149368939
But I was there I'm that fat guy on the left holding my beer and looking at you

>>149368998
the soilers dont need another 7 bottom pair stud with shitson

>>149368989
ive been operating on 3 hours of sleep every monday since i started waging

>>149369023
soilers could use any D breathing, retard

>>149368939
I was there I'm the girl (male) in the bikini.

>>149369057
not for their captain
and certainly not a shitter like dobson

>>149369077
>their captain
Kek

>>149369091
laughter is a coping mechanism

>>149369104
Yeah, it's funny how a real captain raped McFraud.

Wholesome :)

He forgot to dig deeper.

>>149368989
Just noticed his phone. He was definitely trying to take pics of bunda.

>>149369131
and meanwhile dobson doesnt even matter
that is how shit he is

>>149369144
poor kid had to learn early whats it like to never win

edmontons parade woulda been way sicker

>>149369186
it would have at least taken place in edmonton and not another city

>>149369165
Your best dman right now is Boushart.
Trading McCrying for a real defensive pairing would be ideal.

>>149369165
>how shit
Yeah, soilers D corps is that, yes.

>>149369033
That's how you run into a wall and has to be a leech on the system for income.
>>149369144
It would've been if he'd taken a real hometown discount at 1 mil instead of 2.

>>149369214
He looks like he lost a bet

>>149369219
ok but dobson isnt that lmao

>>149369186
>edmontons parade
Kek, we can dream, I suppose.

>>149369232
ok but schaefer is that lmao

Literally a franchise stuffed with dogshit defensemen, and retardbro is sperging. Never change, Samir.

>>149369285
like owen power was?
LMAO
hes just a kid who knows how good he is

>>149369254

>dream

>>149369326
>muh samir boogeyman
pathetic

$11M for Bouchard sounds fine, Samir.

>>149369327
And we already know the ceilings of your current defensive pairings which is about 4 stairs up from the basement.

>>149369378
He's asking for $13M

>>149369381
so add a guy who wont be viable for another 6 years
wow

>>149369386
No way thats true

>>149369298
>Third Temple Panthers

Edmonton can have their parade next year for a hat trick of campbell bowls.

>>149369398
You're right, lets just ride on the dumpster fire we call a defense with zero prospects coming up that can possibly fill the roles, surely they'll get their shit together before the team realizes they have nothing even worth trading to bolster it.

>>149369429
>look mom i posted it again

>>149369429
McDilate has uses for those, anon. Valid uses.

Minecraft movie is on tv tonight

>>149369454
better than giving up mcmeme for dobshit and some clown

>>149369462
Yeah and it's still funny. You still coping or something?

This is why 1993 is forever.

>>149368886
Good luck wagiebro!

>>149369358
wtf Christian Eriksen used to play for the flames??

>>149369571
*trades jack eichel for some magic beans*

>>149369537
>We might be crashing and burning but at least we wasted McDavid's entire career!
Crabs in a bucket.

>>149368604
not even my rat can save the >laffs

>>149369601
how many cups have the islanders won since 1990?
LMAO

>>149368870
I'll fax your eliteprospects to their office right away

* Samir in full sperge mode *

>>149368939
How was it? We should organize one next year

>>149369615
They would've won

>>149369615
How many finals losses has McDavid had in the last 2 years?
LMAO

TALK ABOUT GARY MORE YOU RETARDS
/HOC/ IS A GARY COMMUNITY
FOR DISCUSSING GARY

>>149369658
he got to the scf with edmonton meanwhile dogson and the islanders missed the playoffs lmao

>>149369033
fuck bro. I hope you can fix your life soon

>>149361795
that's mitch marner

>>149369144
cute :)

>>149369662
Interns shitting themselves that the end of the month is coming and they haven't hit the jersey quota

>>149369519
It was just in theaters

Laffs forecheck like a peewee team, and Kane is the very last thing they need, therefore Treetard will give him 8mx5y.

>>149369723
Ya thats why im surprised its on there

>>149369667
And how many of those has he won?
Edmonton is barren, they have fucking nothing. You're so fixated on Dobson but the whole point of the idea was getting the first overall with Dobson being someone relatively young to pair him with. The team isn't winning shit with McDavid because he's the only asset they have to move that would get any significant return.
Either stick to McDavid and drag him down with you because you're spiteful or move him for fucking SOMETHING to try and stabilize the defense that has been nothing less than hemorrhaging the past two years.
You absolute fucking peabrained retard.

>>149369662
I WILL BUY TICKETS FOR NEXT SEASON GARY

rip

>>149369761
sending mcmeme to long islander isnt going to help his chances of getting a cup and the return for receiving him is gonna hurt the islanders chances, since they give up a defender and their pick
meanwhile edmonton loses mcmeme and gets shit in return

you are fucking braindead
which is why you cant defend the islanders or dogson and only attack edmonton
pure troll behaviour

>>149369804
kwab

>>149369804
my rat :(

It's a mystery. I'm sure it has nothing to do with a rapidly rising salary cap in the next 3 seasons. This article must've been written due to some kind of monthly quota they "journalists" on the Athletic have to write.

>>149369649
It was really fucking hot. A couple of people fainted in the crowd.
Schmidt shotgunned a beer while holding his kid and completely soaked him in beer
One of the moms on the bus got hit in the head with a beer can
Marchands nose is even bigger in person

>it costs islels too much but also it costs them nothing
The Samir sperge is going critical.

it's coming home

>>149369761
You don't move McMeme for a couple of 2nd pair defensemen. There's three trades that are possible:
1. For a bunch of 1st and 2nd round draft picks
2. For another 1C plus another top 6 player plus something else
3. For a 1D plus something else

>>149369877
In any case, short-term deals are better for teams because they can boot them quick if they start to suck soon after they sign (a la pettersson) and not have to kneecap themselves with a hefty buyout (a la van and OEL). Also the players will try harder in the last year of their contract so that is a nice bonus too.

>>149369886
Looks like a tight pussy

>>149369886
That's why you gotta stay hydrated. It still sounds like fun

>>149369806
I don't know if you know this but McMeme clearly wants out of Edmonton, he isn't going to re-sign.
It's move him for something or lose him for nothing time and a first overall dman and a serviceable dman you can slot into the same pairing seems like a pretty decent return when your biggest issue is your atrocious defense.
Or you can do something fucking stupid and trade him for more forwards or dmen hitting their mid 30s because prospects could bust you know so you should never use your draft picks. The Islanders are genuinely their best shot at getting a passable d.

>>149369914
What other sports besides cricket(s) and boreball can you be completely unathletic and still be good?

>>149369930
>trades that are possible
None of those 3 are that.

>>149368939
>>149369649
I had a good time

>>149369951
seems like a pointless risk for the players which is why it never happens, maybe unless they really want to sign with a specific boomer team

>>149369951
I agree. I've said for a long time that there should be a 5/6 year contract limit instead of a 7/8 one.

>>149369972
The only reason you are even suggesting that the Oilers trade Mcdavid (for a defenceman, of all things) is because you are trying to justify the fact that the Islanders are about to piss away the 1st overall pick by drafting a defenceman.

>>149369995
based :)

well mcdavid clearly wants 2 things:
-max contract $$
-to win the cup
so which team that has a shot to win afford him? can carolina?

>>149369995
Is that a vodka glass bottle someone had just thrown up in the air?

>>149369972
>I don't know if you know this but McMeme clearly wants out of Edmonton, he isn't going to re-sign.
lmao

>>149370022
dullass with all their weaponized cap space

How long in to the Minecraft movie is the chicken jockey scene? I dont think i want to watch the whole movie

>>149369972
>hey Leon, remember last season when I said to you that I would re-sign in Edmonton so you would re-sign in Edmonton long term? Yeah about that...I changed my mind. Have fun buddy! I'm outta here!

>>149369662
Thank you Gary for another Sunbelt Championship.
THE TRUE HOME OF CHAMPIONSHIP HOCKEY

>>149369975
handball

>>149369975
golf

>>149370098
Why the fuck would you want to waste even a minute of your life watching that shit, zoomer?

>>149369975
Billiards

thank you gary

How come calling the early 90s Seattle grunge music scene the Puget Sound never caught on

more like putrid sound

>>149370164
You need to be strong, quick and able to jump to be a good handball player.
>>149370190
That's a past time more than a sport
>>149370219
Still more of a past time, but sure.

>>149369975
Darts has some absolute units.

>>149370263
How come Courtney Love never served prison time for murdering Kurt Cobain?

>>149369995
Did you see those christcucks getting shit on by everyone? I saw a guy take the cards he was handing out and threw them in the garbage

>>149370307
her shitty life is punishment enough

>>149370296
I could have saved her...

>>149365637
>>149365665
KEK

>>149370194
Its sunday night and hot as tits out. I just went for a smoke and a hoot and i could barely breathe out there. Just chilling on the couch in the air conditioning.

>>149369995
fattie

>>149370321
Gary does not like this.

Preds woulda won it all in 2017 if they didn't trade for PK Baboon

dude is protesting the wrong kind of pride

>>149370382
the corpse of weber wasnt making it

>>149370321
where are all the white men?

This minecraft movie is fuckin funny. One of the kids in the class is like "my dad says math has been debunked" there is a lot of silly jokes in this flick

>>149370387
Oh I'm sure he goes to parades of every sort

>>149370044
it was super chaotic, absolutely nothing would surprise me. I was extremely lucky to get close enough to the barricades to high five the players/get champagne and beer poured. I saw a few drunk fights and a few tits.
>>149370321
didn't see them. i saw the trump and the israel flag though. also a guy with a pet snake and a ginger Peter Dinklage lookalike who was claiming he threw a beer and it landed in the Stanley Cup- said he had it on video.

>>149370338
It's 86 here

>>149370382
my yinzies were too powerful

>>149370465
I saw some old boomer square up with some douche that tried big dicking him in front of the elbo room. Dude thought he was going to push his way to the barricade and he wasnt having it.

And damn I didnt see any tits out.

>>149370465
did you high five any players?

>>149370621
it's for the best, if anything he has made the laffs even stronger by forcing the issue

>>149370394
they needed someone solid like Weber, not a chimp 5 miles out of position every shift

Go Pacers!

>>149370710
Which hockey team is that?

>>149370663
should have done it then when weber could still skate instead they wasted him cause they never once had a decent centre

>>149370710
P A C E
A
C
E
>>149370748
shut the fuck up nerd

>>149370760
Is it Pace or Pacers? Who are they?!

consider the following: an expansion team in honolulu

>>149370756
they were primed for that cup run in 2017, gary wanted that trade so the nhl's premier ape could win a cup. it back fired because he was such a shitter, it made the pedotors significantly weaker, i.e. pooban getting burned and out of position constantly for nog reasons

2026 favorites
1. Panties
2. Avs
3. through 7 or so, the usual shit teams
8. through 14, the shit canacuck teams
15. through 32, the rest of the shit teams

>>149370857
>filip forsberg is your number one centre

>>149370893
i hope for the avs but i think they need a couple more key additions before mack dog can lift the stan lee

Evenin' /hoc/
Already wishing it was next season...

>>149370223
Conference Finals '26 Spoiler Alert

>>149370973
stop posting

>>149370307
Check her early life

long live the king!

>>149370897
more concerning is having no one that could stop ron hainsey from walking the entire team coast to coast

>>149361704 (OP)
based tbg
(you were still raped though)

>>149370944
an ASSV/PANTS rematch would be kino

>>149371071
there is nothing based about trb

>>149370835
Gary should hold all stars there first

>>149370893
aves have too many glaring holes to be contenders

>>149371045
i never doubted the pongs

sup hoc whats poppin?
i kinda miss /hoc/
/magog/ also in vacation
/dgen/ is only every few weeks

>>149371038
god save our gracious king
long live our noble king
god save the king

>>149371154
indirect kiss alert!

>>149371038
MY RAT!

>https://x.com/JackLinFLL/status/1936841876323393802
That's more than my hometown

what i've learned from this years playoffs is that it isn't really about having all the best young guns, but rather having the key old guys to steer the team to victory.

>>149371307
do you think the kitties could have won without marchand?

>>149371337
no but oilbois could have won with hyman and stolarz

my habbies are just a couple millennials away from a run

>>149371337
he was key imo, but without him it's still possible, series goes to 7 games tho and it's a toss up

Nba got a sticky again

>>149371360
>power of frenship
dont care they make playoofs and are fun to watch

>>149370591
Yep. AJ Greer, Jesper Boqvist, Jonah Gadjovich, Evan Rodrigues.
>>149370578
The Elbo Room area was just straight up impassable. I was right up against the stairway at one point, but I figured that staying there would be pointless if I wanted to actually see the parade.

I got a close view of just about everybody at some point (a girl near me was seething that Tkachuk passed by so quick) but weirdly I didn’t see Paul Maurice at all until he was on the stage later on.

>>149371441
those guys on the roof know whats up

>>149371337
yes, if they didnt get brad then they get someone else
brad was great but he was just a cog in a machine really

Btw I don't really think it's going to come down to the same 4 teams again. My prediction is...
>
...am I retarded?

CHICKEN JOCKEY

I'm gonna post it again in a few minutes cause I didn't get any yous the first time

>>149371441
I didnt see him either. I think he stayed in the bus because his daughter got hit in the head with a beer can last year and needed stitches.

>>149371636
dabres are cooked

You used to call me on my N-Gage
Late night when you need my posts
Call me on my N-Gage
Late night when you need my love
And I know when that /hoc/line bling
That can only mean one thing

Perhaps that's all Bobrovsky is. The evil that men do.

>>149371784
bob needs to put on some weight

>>149371885
he's an observing ortho christian
he's basically a vegan for most of the season

>>149371885
kys groomer

>>149371636
Islanders/Panthers ECF

>>149371885
he cant with all the adderall hes snorting
>marvhand
>superior rest protocol
>best goalie

the onlynreason panturds won is because theyre all doped

>tkachuk sudden revovery for playoogs
>ekblad caught
>broflosky tweaker weight

Flames and Islanders

>>149372053
where does it end gary....

>>149372070
>when every fuckin city in china gets a franchise

>>149371441
Based that’s so cool :)

>>149372094
he implied you're a pedophile

I'm being told to post this one instead...

>>149371977
I didn't know that

>>149372141
for being concerned about bob's anorexia?

>>149371885
he needs a daily diet of dairy queen and raising canes

>>149372164
nuckies won't be good for another 5-10 years sadly

>>149371038
Looking good king!

>>149372385
saved

>>149372357
you got those asian girls that go to the games and post pics at least.
wish my team had asian whores

national seethe index just dropped

>>149370835
Do they have income tax on Hawaii?

>>149372442
>saskatchewan
must be alcohol-fueled rage then

Thanks Gary!

the new senior team here revealed their name and logo tonight
just like my cunty islanders

>>149372508
all new logos use this art style it seems

>nba game 7
why couldnt the nhl finals have this excitement (and sticky)

>>149372535
Minimalism AKA EA NHL games custom logos

>>149372535
it's ai probably

>>149372462
it appears they'd have to pay 11%

>>149372546
The pacers star player got hurt in the first quarter

>>149372508
frozen food looking bitch

>>149372702
whenever I see a guy like that on the box it's always breaded fish, and it tastes good (especially with ketchup)

>>149372164
raped retard
bud1
mitch1

STAND BACK
THERE'S A FARTNADO COMING THROUGH

I Met Matt Coronato!

>>149372475
we're mad because we wanted to see the panthers win the lee in edmonton this time

>>149372702
my cunty isles are going to win the cup!

>>149372830
adoring fan lookin-ass

>>149372757
me? tartar sauce

>>149372702
I could go for some fish stick right about now.

Watching apehoop game 7. The white man needs more representation here.

>>149372921
i tried that but i just can't stand it's tartness

>>149372985
why do short asians like basketball but no other sport (except for maybe baseball)?

>>149373058
like all things that are popular in japan, it is due to kids anime shows

>>149372830
You got them hunter eyes

Islanders won the narrative

>>149373186
do the nuckies scouting report next!

>>149372462
Hawaii is crazy expensive to live in

>>149373186
Is that Eastside? I've had that sitting in my steam library for 4 years and haven't touched it. I'm not confident in my GMing abilities.

>>149372442
what's wrong with albertans?

>>149373298
all their provincial wealth is given to quebec

>>149373160
Gary needs to commission a hockey shonen

>>149373243
Hockey players (or rather their (((agents))) don't give a shit about that. They only care about taxes.
>>149373218
Here you go.
>>149373295
Yes.

>>149372494
wow the entire cast 2 games off
what a solved league lmfao

>>149373384
>>149373384
>>149373384
NEW

>>149373298
in quebec we call them angry-phones
they're just always pissed
they have no chill in them
but as good brits they hold it in and it only shows up on polls