Parade Edition
/hoc/vious:
>>149351122PARADE STREAM:
>https://www.youtube.com/live/MHNj_ImjxDg?si=SqaGcQw95o6LYDzi
>>149361704 (OP)THE ATLANTIC OCEAN
HOME OF CHAMPIONSHIP HOCKEY
>>149361704 (OP)>raped retard left the tracking on xis linkyou literally can't do anything right you fat old retard
>>149361745I'M GONNA KEEP ON DANDING AT THE
Nice to see a fellow /lifelong/ kittyfren :)
>>149361749bedard is taking a grippy sock vacation with hughes right now
The Cup is on the ground.
The Conn Smythe is on the ground.
Swaggy has the captain's hat so Barky is getting bought out
Would you believe I used to fish right here, this very spot?
>>149361838based walleye man
>>149361847Beaches are fucking gay hurr I'm sitting in dirt looking at water
At least, my Habs poster was a colored one.
https://youtu.be/WGnPcxbRpHY
The ice girls are looking fine today
>>149361918As long as you don't talk to my Frost wife
>>149361757>the bus can barely contain that man's gut
>>149362008Walt is obviously about to give birth to another Tkachuk brother
>>149361998that's insanely cool
>>149362034rage in Boston
McMuffin is at home trembling and possibly cutting himself
>>149361752kek based update
>>149361851All they got in Edmonton is the Oilers and that Waterpark inside the mall.
NANANANA NANA NANA NANA NANA
NANANANA NANA NANA NANA NANA
NANANANA NANA NANA NANA NANA
>>149361773Iโm not sure Iโm gonna survive this heatwave
>this guy says he's not allowed to be on TV because he's in witness protection, but I'm putting him on TV anyway
Based truthseeker reporter
SNES shoulda beat laffs in 1st round. Carlo screens the goalies well, too bad they're his.
>>149362145>that Waterpark inside the mallnot anymore
man i would love to be at a Stanley Cup beach party
Maxim Shabanov to Philadelphia. Philly is building a solid Russian pipeline. A Michkov - Desnoyers - Shabanov line (called MDM Eh?) is gonna be a lot of fun
>>149362194you're a bully >:(
>>149361847I prefer rural swimming holes
HERE WE GO FOR THE HUNDRETH TIME
HANDGRENADE PINS IN EVERY LINE
Look at me I post pepe but it isnโt Pepe with wacky lyrics and I post from a non-north American flag, pay attention to me!!!!
>>149362323THROW 'EM UP AND LET SOMETHING SHINE
GOING OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND
>>149362341this isn't the kind of inclusive attitude we try to foster here
>>149362334Vermont is a beautiful state with no economy and shitty people
>>149362348Come on DJ play Sweetness damnit.
>Florida is having a cup party on the beach with beautiful weather
>meanwhile itโs raining and Iโm stuck at work
I want nice things sometimes too.
>>149362388That's Colorado's song
The DJ is an /iihf/ poster me thinkgs.
>>149362377>shitty peoplenah, i got a buddy there. he's a good guy. his name is styx.
>>149362247>they don't specify the raceHmmmmm makes u think innit
>>149362444there's an extreme heat warning here
>>149362499so he browses the superior hockey general. when's he going to play cha cha cha?
>>149362555same here but people forget what summer is
>>149362580Is it 79 degrees in Canada?
>>149362444Lmao it was the longest day of the year and it didn't matter because it was all cloudy sending everything into darkness earlier and so it wasn't the longest day of the year
>>149362499The kitties arena guy is doing the DJing for this
>>149362577Do you think Florida residents will understand euromemes? "HEEEY HEEEEY BAAABYYY" and "NANANANA NANA NANA NANA FREED FROM DESIRE" is in English at least.
Imagine this but in raleigh
>TRICKY
TRICKY
>TRICKY
TRICKY
>TRICKY
TRICKY
>TRICKY
TRICKY
>TRICKY
TRICKY
>TRICKY
TRICKY
THANK YOU BOSTON
THANK YOU BOSTON
>>149362626they like the music
>>149362050>soilers won the campbell spaghetti o's bowl 9 timesNot total losers, congrats leafs!
My local kfc is total shit and has bad Google reviews except that there is always these fake ones done by some jeet praising the exceptional service of some other jeet. There will be a bunch of them back to back
>>14936258035 with humidity for multiple days isnt normal
>>149362662kek all posted on the same date
>>149362247>coverup master bowman hired right after thisHmmm
Is there any NHL team more cucked than the flames right now?
>>149362642TIME TO BULLY TORONTO AND EDMONTON...
AGAIN!
>>149362712Sir do not redeem the oreo blizzard
>>149362712Oh that's a good idea, I'm getting a blizzard after the stream ends for my boy Bradley
Should I ask for chocolate chirp cookie dough? Is the teenager on the drive thru mic gonna hate me?
>>149362775>>149362775https://youtu.be/VrfCyaJMCvA
Agoraphobia prevented me from driving 3 hours and looking for parking in one of the most congested places in the us
Sorry for being a fake kitties fan sp
I know this sub is for bandwagon frontrunning faggots and Canadians. But it is shameful that the only rumor of any import on this slow Sunday gets zero discussion.
Bluejackets are getting JJ peterka
>>149362833I hate crowds, I don't want to be in that mess.
Boating offshore is comfy though.
>>149362867would it fucking kill buffalel to hold onto a core some point this decade
I guess they're cats fans too because Iran said NO MORE OIL
>>149362939cope they are rebuilding
>no lightning
>no hurricanes
>no leafs on the beach
>no oil in the ocean
Jen
>>149362658that's not a mountain
watching Marlies in case they talk about the Stan Lee and Jays for the luls
>They are blaming it on no state taxes
>we won because the other owners and coaches suck
VERY TRUE
it's weird they always have the smythe showcased at these parades instead of the campbell/wales
>>149363018>the other teams are shit and ran by retards
>>149363036Heard they dropped the conn smythe and the cup during the parade kek
>>149363036The top of the Prince of Wales trophy isn't nearly as comfy.
>>149363077that kitty looks like he needs a pillow
Marchys daughters look exactly like him, rip
GREAT SHIRT PAUL
MEOW MEOW
>>149363119Those girls are gonna win a Walter Cup one day, you watch and see
>>149363119>implying you wouldn't
>>149363168out here lookin like elon
thank you so much, Carolina
Tim Reynolds
@ByTimReynolds
Matthew Tkachuk: "I would like to apologize to absolutely fucking nobody because a double champ does whatever the fuck he wants."
The parade has not disappointed.
this parade is pretty kino desu
>Bobrovsky's on the Microphone
>with the blessing of God we will all meet together here next year
Leftoids seething
>>149363375>fuck finns and fuck niggersWoah he cant just say that can he
>>1493634333peat confirmed
>doing club shit in broad daulight on the beaches of Miami
weak
They should have a nighttime at the club rendition and put it on the YouTube exclusively
>>149363490Gadjo's twins growing up so fast
would be nice if the RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT left the tread
>>149361704 (OP)I love it. They're rubbing it in. The snownigger is mindbroken.
My Frosties won back to back cups but then half the players left in the expansion draft or free agency and they didn't sign anyone else!
>>149363537>you will never nap in stan lee's cupLucky kiddos.
>>149363077kitty looking a little tight around the collar
>>1493636744 nations proved that usa and canada are evenly matched. Leafs have no claim to superiority.
>>149363658Stephen and rapey
Imagine telling people back in 2015 that in 10 years the kitties will have not one, but two cups. And filling beaches with fans for the parade.
>"After interviewing Schaefer at the NHL Scouting Combine, one NHL executive from a Western Conference team said, "Forget hockey, NHL Combine, that was one of the most impressive conversations I've ever sat in on. Not sure there will be something any other player can do to ever top that. Honestly, I had chills in the best way throughout the interview.""
Can it be friday already?
>>149363490>>149363537Fuck thats beautiful. Why is my life so meaningless?
TRB bingo card
-offtopic
-zero fucks about hockey
-same image spam as always
-retarded faggot
we just need him to post some faggy boomer yacht rock song and its a raped faggot bingo
TRB never watches hockey
TRB stares at his monitor posting the same shit every thread
TRB is a raped faggot
TRB is a loser even on 4chan levels
TRB is a janny who does it all for free
picking Haoxi Wang in the second round even though Chara was 30 years ago
So, for all you semen slurping globohomo faggots, please take your boyfriend's cock out of your mouth long enough to answer this: Why aren't you shrieking to ban the US from the olympics today?
>>149364140>said the traitorous Burgerstahni
For some, getting cock out of their mouth might take some time.
>>149364304True it's canadian cock o'clock
>>149364352yum yum, tastes like syrup
>>149364140The situations are a bit different. Russia invading Ukraine to claim Ukraine territory for themselves and USA dropping bombs on supposed nuke making sites.
But if I ran the IOC I would definitely ban the US from competing in the next Olympics and ban Israel from ever competing in another Olympics. And every middle eastern country. And every African country. And every country that has more than 5% foreigners in their country.
>>149364138hey that's my gimmick
>>149363777Doesn't seem impressive at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPkyonl4Jns
I would get tired of his lisping accent that so many Canadians have.
>>149364304Is that your expert opinion?
>>149364630it was on the replay
>>149364380Russia doesn't want US nukes on their border. Understandable. The US doesn't want an Iranian nuke program. Not understandable, unless you got globohomo cock down your throat.
why would someone think playoff goals count towards regular season records?
>>149364720still kekin at this retard
>>149364724probably a dumb sunbelter, desu
Who posts a picture of their driver's license on /hoc/? And why?
>>149364724>>149364761nah it was a raped bitch
>>149364763this one right here, this is the bitch that was raped
>>149364763why do you make up things that did not happen, trb?
>>149364663>Russia doesn't want US nukes on their border. Understandable.That's understandable. What's no understandable is that Russia have been killing Ukraine civilians since they invaded. So the "NATO bombs on our border" bullshit is not believable.
>>149364830Who are 9ou talking to, Mitch? And why? If it never happened, what's your concern?
>You're the only person who disputes the facts.
>>149364877dispute the fact that you were raped on 04/17/22
trb is absolutely BUBBLIN' today
first it a stephen boogeyman now mitch
what a sad life the raped retard lives
>>149364911>Deflection - a defense mechanism where a person avoids taking responsibility for their actions or words by shifting the focus to something else.
>offseason /hoc/
See you at the draft!
>>149364875globohomo's bought off merc hohols were killing civilians and refused to stop, another reason to attack, unlike in Iran.
Now wipe that semen off your face.
i'll see you when we're both not so emotional
>>149365023Off-season is the very best part, and you'll get withdrawals if you leave cold turkey
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I wish rapey died in the war and I wish newfags would leave so I could hang with my bros
>>149364380Canada fears Russia in hockey so keeps them banned.
Banning the US and still losing Gold would be funny.
/hoc/
>A place for memes
Love you, /hoc/
>it's my favorite website
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I was raped by the Governor of Stink Island in the chilly Easter evening of 2022
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Did I ever mention I was the only guy in the history of the Air Force to be medically retired on a burrito delivery
>>those wheels are slippery, lad
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>>149365111*losing the Gold to Denmark
>>149365111we didn't ban russia you casual retard who doesn't know what he's talking about
>>149365052Your hypocrisy is flagrant, not surprising you'd flee, eurocuck. Enjoy globohomo.
I'd like to enjoy some Russian hockey, but you and your boyfriends decided against.
>>149365190what else do you expect from someone who thinks playoff goals count toward regular season records?
>>149365046Ok, Mutt Russkie. Why don't you go back to your beloved home country of USSR instead of being a bitch in the US?
>>149365245and let's not forget the meds from the doctor over online posts
>>149365401rare habsswede W
russkies fuck off
https://youtu.be/D3bhT7Ke87g
>a very emotional Sunday /hoc/
tiktok.com/ @gassylexilawson/video/7508615582456073503
average kangs fan
>>149365401Keep eating globohomo cock, retard.
tiktok. com /@sierramedina82/video/7494501196825185566
average stors fan
i ain't clicking that shit
>>149365162TRB janny status confirmed
>xhe rb cryin' to the jannies
45 year old """man"""
>>149365738Connor McRapedbitch got raped on the sweltering summer evening of 6/17/25
It is a scorcher out there
>>149365795nah there's only one raped bitch and it was on 04/17/22
list of things to remind trb of to start the bubblin'
>chilly easter of 2022
>4 naysh
>thinking playoff goals count towards a regular season record
>the yzerplan
>losing in combat to a burrito
>estonia
>bud winning the draft lottery
>getting exposed as the "my edmonton oilers" guy
>gary getting disrespected on a daily basis
>seizure meds
>getting worked into writing "bud1" on an exposed stud
>admitting to being gay on that same exposed stud
>canada/canadians
>the jannies ignoring his reports
>listing the things that cause him to bubble
>getting dishonorably discharged from the air force for head trauma (likely caused by slipping and falling in the bathroom rather than in combat)
>doxxing mitch to use as a proxy for things he wants to say to bud but is too afraid to
>dozens of people celebrating mitch's birthday on /hoc/ while not a single person cares about his
feel free to add to the list
Thinking about them beans (the cat)
>the Sunrise Toe Beans =3
>>149366150kek @ the last 1
get ready for an EXPLOSIVE trade season
>>149366150what a raped bitch
>>149367120>some day soon... just you wait...
McGaykid to JLMI for Dobson and the first overall pick.
>>149367300Soilers should make that trade. Sign another Top 4 D, tell Bouchard to sign a small bridge deal, get a goalie, fire Knob, get rid of pink pony.
>>149367505>dobson>top 4 dLMAO
>letting differences split /hoc/ apart
This is the worst off-season ever, ewe guise
>>149367120marner is a free agent
>>149366150explain the mitch and exposed stud ones?
t. stopped coming here when >my team was eliminated
>>149367931Anyone could be a top 4 dman in Edmonton right now.
>>149368295thoughts on your victory over trb?
>>149368112> muh Condom McDilateJen
>>149368188>spams and reports all day>le differences ladsbud1
mitch1
>>149368308You guys are absolute shit at picking out trb/bud posts.
>>149367120I hope I see Perry on the losing team a 6th time.
i'll buy two jerseys if gary rids /hoc/ of trb
>>149368328>muh noshow shitson
>>149368448DeBoer and Perry to Toronto.
>Game 7 Matthews versus Game 7 DeBoer versus the Curse of Perpetual Finals Loss with PerryOpen up a black hole and sweep the city away.
>>149368550>>muh noshowLike McDrone against Barkov, huh?
>hearing Patrick Kane is close to signing with Toronto as a shorter term Marner replacement. Brad Marchand is also likely to sign with the Maple Leafs. 7x4 is the number I'm hearing.
> Insider: Laffs are going to sign everybody.
>>149368593dobson didnt even make the playoffs lmao
maybe the >laffs will sign me :)
>>149368738The notice said "Everybody", so I guess I'll see you there, friend
>>149368727Teams make the playoffs, retard. Sometimes shit teams, like soilers and McChoker.
I sulk, mope and underperform at a Toronto Maple Leafs level
Zero points in a final?
Might as well sign me to do that at a discount!
>hearing Mitch Marner is signing with Los Angeles Kings, Vegas Golden Knights or Dallas Stars.
>The Stars don't have much cap space but trying to trade Robertson, hearing New York Rangers is a likely destination. The Golden Knights have 9.6 million in cap space but will likely want to re-sign Jack Eichel as soon as possible after July 1st. Expect a busy off-season in Vegas. The Kings have lots of cap space but have yet to re-signed Vladislav Gavrikov.
>>149368823certainly not your islanders and shitson
LMAO
Just got back. How come we didnt have a /hoc/ meetup?
>>149368870You are definitely laffs material. Are you a minority, trans or otherwise woke leaning? That would clinch it.
>>149368893>On the verge of a rebuild>On the verge of a rebuild>On the verge of a rebuildGreat thinking Mitch!
>>149368939>being a ginger in MiamiMust be tough.
>>149368886Go to sleep.
>>149368896Yeah, how could anybody break into that stellar soilers D corps, with 7 bottom pair studs, backing up McDoofus?
>>149368939But I was there I'm that fat guy on the left holding my beer and looking at you
>>149368998the soilers dont need another 7 bottom pair stud with shitson
>>149368989ive been operating on 3 hours of sleep every monday since i started waging
>>149369023soilers could use any D breathing, retard
>>149368939I was there I'm the girl (male) in the bikini.
>>149369057not for their captain
and certainly not a shitter like dobson
>>149369077>their captainKek
>>149369091laughter is a coping mechanism
>>149369104Yeah, it's funny how a real captain raped McFraud.
>>149368989Just noticed his phone. He was definitely trying to take pics of bunda.
>>149369131and meanwhile dobson doesnt even matter
that is how shit he is
>>149369144poor kid had to learn early whats it like to never win
edmontons parade woulda been way sicker
>>149369186it would have at least taken place in edmonton and not another city
>>149369165Your best dman right now is Boushart.
Trading McCrying for a real defensive pairing would be ideal.
>>149369165>how shitYeah, soilers D corps is that, yes.
>>149369033That's how you run into a wall and has to be a leech on the system for income.
>>149369144It would've been if he'd taken a real hometown discount at 1 mil instead of 2.
>>149369214He looks like he lost a bet
>>149369219ok but dobson isnt that lmao
>>149369186>edmontons paradeKek, we can dream, I suppose.
>>149369232ok but schaefer is that lmao
>fort lauderdale panthers
Literally a franchise stuffed with dogshit defensemen, and retardbro is sperging. Never change, Samir.
>>149369285like owen power was?
LMAO
hes just a kid who knows how good he is
>>149369326>muh samir boogeymanpathetic
$11M for Bouchard sounds fine, Samir.
>>149369327And we already know the ceilings of your current defensive pairings which is about 4 stairs up from the basement.
>>149369378He's asking for $13M
>>149369381so add a guy who wont be viable for another 6 years
wow
>>149369386No way thats true
>>149369298>Third Temple Panthers
Edmonton can have their parade next year for a hat trick of campbell bowls.
>>149369398You're right, lets just ride on the dumpster fire we call a defense with zero prospects coming up that can possibly fill the roles, surely they'll get their shit together before the team realizes they have nothing even worth trading to bolster it.
>>149369429>look mom i posted it again
>>149369429McDilate has uses for those, anon. Valid uses.
Minecraft movie is on tv tonight
>>149369454better than giving up mcmeme for dobshit and some clown
>>149369462Yeah and it's still funny. You still coping or something?
This is why 1993 is forever.
>>149368886Good luck wagiebro!
>>149369358wtf Christian Eriksen used to play for the flames??
>>149369571*trades jack eichel for some magic beans*
>>149369537>We might be crashing and burning but at least we wasted McDavid's entire career!Crabs in a bucket.
>>149368604not even my rat can save the >laffs
>>149369601how many cups have the islanders won since 1990?
LMAO
>>149368870I'll fax your eliteprospects to their office right away
* Samir in full sperge mode *
>>149368939How was it? We should organize one next year
>>149369615They would've won
>>149369615How many finals losses has McDavid had in the last 2 years?
LMAO
TALK ABOUT GARY MORE YOU RETARDS
/HOC/ IS A GARY COMMUNITY
FOR DISCUSSING GARY
>>149369658he got to the scf with edmonton meanwhile dogson and the islanders missed the playoffs lmao
>>149369033fuck bro. I hope you can fix your life soon
>>149361795that's mitch marner
>>149369662Interns shitting themselves that the end of the month is coming and they haven't hit the jersey quota
>>149369519It was just in theaters
Laffs forecheck like a peewee team, and Kane is the very last thing they need, therefore Treetard will give him 8mx5y.
>>149369723Ya thats why im surprised its on there
>>149369667And how many of those has he won?
Edmonton is barren, they have fucking nothing. You're so fixated on Dobson but the whole point of the idea was getting the first overall with Dobson being someone relatively young to pair him with. The team isn't winning shit with McDavid because he's the only asset they have to move that would get any significant return.
Either stick to McDavid and drag him down with you because you're spiteful or move him for fucking SOMETHING to try and stabilize the defense that has been nothing less than hemorrhaging the past two years.
You absolute fucking peabrained retard.
>>149369662I WILL BUY TICKETS FOR NEXT SEASON GARY
>>149369761sending mcmeme to long islander isnt going to help his chances of getting a cup and the return for receiving him is gonna hurt the islanders chances, since they give up a defender and their pick
meanwhile edmonton loses mcmeme and gets shit in return
you are fucking braindead
which is why you cant defend the islanders or dogson and only attack edmonton
pure troll behaviour
Why
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It's a mystery. I'm sure it has nothing to do with a rapidly rising salary cap in the next 3 seasons. This article must've been written due to some kind of monthly quota they "journalists" on the Athletic have to write.
>>149369649It was really fucking hot. A couple of people fainted in the crowd.
Schmidt shotgunned a beer while holding his kid and completely soaked him in beer
One of the moms on the bus got hit in the head with a beer can
Marchands nose is even bigger in person
>it costs islels too much but also it costs them nothing
The Samir sperge is going critical.
5324
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it's coming home
>>149369761You don't move McMeme for a couple of 2nd pair defensemen. There's three trades that are possible:
1. For a bunch of 1st and 2nd round draft picks
2. For another 1C plus another top 6 player plus something else
3. For a 1D plus something else
>>149369877In any case, short-term deals are better for teams because they can boot them quick if they start to suck soon after they sign (a la pettersson) and not have to kneecap themselves with a hefty buyout (a la van and OEL). Also the players will try harder in the last year of their contract so that is a nice bonus too.
>>149369886Looks like a tight pussy
>>149369886That's why you gotta stay hydrated. It still sounds like fun
laugh
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>>149369806I don't know if you know this but McMeme clearly wants out of Edmonton, he isn't going to re-sign.
It's move him for something or lose him for nothing time and a first overall dman and a serviceable dman you can slot into the same pairing seems like a pretty decent return when your biggest issue is your atrocious defense.
Or you can do something fucking stupid and trade him for more forwards or dmen hitting their mid 30s because prospects could bust you know so you should never use your draft picks. The Islanders are genuinely their best shot at getting a passable d.
>>149369914What other sports besides cricket(s) and boreball can you be completely unathletic and still be good?
>>149369930>trades that are possibleNone of those 3 are that.
>>149369951seems like a pointless risk for the players which is why it never happens, maybe unless they really want to sign with a specific boomer team
>>149369951I agree. I've said for a long time that there should be a 5/6 year contract limit instead of a 7/8 one.
>>149369972The only reason you are even suggesting that the Oilers trade Mcdavid (for a defenceman, of all things) is because you are trying to justify the fact that the Islanders are about to piss away the 1st overall pick by drafting a defenceman.
well mcdavid clearly wants 2 things:
-max contract $$
-to win the cup
so which team that has a shot to win afford him? can carolina?
Vodka
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>>149369995Is that a vodka glass bottle someone had just thrown up in the air?
>>149369972>I don't know if you know this but McMeme clearly wants out of Edmonton, he isn't going to re-sign.lmao
>>149370022dullass with all their weaponized cap space
How long in to the Minecraft movie is the chicken jockey scene? I dont think i want to watch the whole movie
>>149369972>hey Leon, remember last season when I said to you that I would re-sign in Edmonton so you would re-sign in Edmonton long term? Yeah about that...I changed my mind. Have fun buddy! I'm outta here!
>>149369662Thank you Gary for another Sunbelt Championship.
THE TRUE HOME OF CHAMPIONSHIP HOCKEY
>>149370098Why the fuck would you want to waste even a minute of your life watching that shit, zoomer?
How come calling the early 90s Seattle grunge music scene the Puget Sound never caught on
>>149370164You need to be strong, quick and able to jump to be a good handball player.
>>149370190That's a past time more than a sport
>>149370219Still more of a past time, but sure.
>>149369975Darts has some absolute units.
>>149370263How come Courtney Love never served prison time for murdering Kurt Cobain?
>>149369995Did you see those christcucks getting shit on by everyone? I saw a guy take the cards he was handing out and threw them in the garbage
>>149370307her shitty life is punishment enough
>>149370296I could have saved her...
>>149370194Its sunday night and hot as tits out. I just went for a smoke and a hoot and i could barely breathe out there. Just chilling on the couch in the air conditioning.
>>149370321Gary does not like this.
Preds woulda won it all in 2017 if they didn't trade for PK Baboon
dude is protesting the wrong kind of pride
>>149370382the corpse of weber wasnt making it
>>149370321where are all the white men?
This minecraft movie is fuckin funny. One of the kids in the class is like "my dad says math has been debunked" there is a lot of silly jokes in this flick
>>149370387Oh I'm sure he goes to parades of every sort
>>149370044it was super chaotic, absolutely nothing would surprise me. I was extremely lucky to get close enough to the barricades to high five the players/get champagne and beer poured. I saw a few drunk fights and a few tits.
>>149370321didn't see them. i saw the trump and the israel flag though. also a guy with a pet snake and a ginger Peter Dinklage lookalike who was claiming he threw a beer and it landed in the Stanley Cup- said he had it on video.
>>149370382my yinzies were too powerful
>>149370465 I saw some old boomer square up with some douche that tried big dicking him in front of the elbo room. Dude thought he was going to push his way to the barricade and he wasnt having it.
And damn I didnt see any tits out.
>>149370465did you high five any players?
>>149370621it's for the best, if anything he has made the laffs even stronger by forcing the issue
>>149370394they needed someone solid like Weber, not a chimp 5 miles out of position every shift
>>149370710Which hockey team is that?
>>149370663should have done it then when weber could still skate instead they wasted him cause they never once had a decent centre
>>149370710P A C E
A
C
E
>>149370748shut the fuck up nerd
>>149370760Is it Pace or Pacers? Who are they?!
consider the following: an expansion team in honolulu
>>149370756they were primed for that cup run in 2017, gary wanted that trade so the nhl's premier ape could win a cup. it back fired because he was such a shitter, it made the pedotors significantly weaker, i.e. pooban getting burned and out of position constantly for nog reasons
2026 favorites
1. Panties
2. Avs
3. through 7 or so, the usual shit teams
8. through 14, the shit canacuck teams
15. through 32, the rest of the shit teams
>>149370857>filip forsberg is your number one centre
>>149370893i hope for the avs but i think they need a couple more key additions before mack dog can lift the stan lee
Evenin' /hoc/
Already wishing it was next season...
>>149370223Conference Finals '26 Spoiler Alert
>>149370307Check her early life
>>149370897more concerning is having no one that could stop ron hainsey from walking the entire team coast to coast
>>149361704 (OP)based tbg
(you were still raped though)
>>149370944an ASSV/PANTS rematch would be kino
>>149371071there is nothing based about trb
>>149370835Gary should hold all stars there first
>>149370893aves have too many glaring holes to be contenders
>>149371045i never doubted the pongs
sup hoc whats poppin?
i kinda miss /hoc/
/magog/ also in vacation
/dgen/ is only every few weeks
>>149371038god save our gracious king
long live our noble king
god save the king
>>149371154indirect kiss alert!
>https://x.com/JackLinFLL/status/1936841876323393802
That's more than my hometown
what i've learned from this years playoffs is that it isn't really about having all the best young guns, but rather having the key old guys to steer the team to victory.
>>149371307do you think the kitties could have won without marchand?
>>149371337no but oilbois could have won with hyman and stolarz
my habbies are just a couple millennials away from a run
>>149371337he was key imo, but without him it's still possible, series goes to 7 games tho and it's a toss up
>>149371360>power of frenshipdont care they make playoofs and are fun to watch
>>149370591Yep. AJ Greer, Jesper Boqvist, Jonah Gadjovich, Evan Rodrigues.
>>149370578The Elbo Room area was just straight up impassable. I was right up against the stairway at one point, but I figured that staying there would be pointless if I wanted to actually see the parade.
I got a close view of just about everybody at some point (a girl near me was seething that Tkachuk passed by so quick) but weirdly I didnโt see Paul Maurice at all until he was on the stage later on.
>>149371441those guys on the roof know whats up
>>149371337yes, if they didnt get brad then they get someone else
brad was great but he was just a cog in a machine really
Btw I don't really think it's going to come down to the same 4 teams again. My prediction is...
>
...am I retarded?
I'm gonna post it again in a few minutes cause I didn't get any yous the first time
>>149371441I didnt see him either. I think he stayed in the bus because his daughter got hit in the head with a beer can last year and needed stitches.
>>149371636dabres are cooked
You used to call me on my N-Gage
Late night when you need my posts
Call me on my N-Gage
Late night when you need my love
And I know when that /hoc/line bling
That can only mean one thing
Perhaps that's all Bobrovsky is. The evil that men do.
>>149371784bob needs to put on some weight
>>149371885he's an observing ortho christian
he's basically a vegan for most of the season
>>149371636Islanders/Panthers ECF
>>149371885he cant with all the adderall hes snorting
>marvhand>superior rest protocol>best goaliethe onlynreason panturds won is because theyre all doped
>tkachuk sudden revovery for playoogs>ekblad caught>broflosky tweaker weight
>>149372053where does it end gary....
>>149372070>when every fuckin city in china gets a franchise
>>149371441Based thatโs so cool :)
>>149372094he implied you're a pedophile
I'm being told to post this one instead...
>>149371977I didn't know that
>>149372141for being concerned about bob's anorexia?
>>149371885he needs a daily diet of dairy queen and raising canes
nuck
md5: 17d900c3495772132480be19f11179cc
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>>149372164nuckies won't be good for another 5-10 years sadly
>>149371038Looking good king!
>>149372357you got those asian girls that go to the games and post pics at least.
wish my team had asian whores
national seethe index just dropped
>>149370835Do they have income tax on Hawaii?
>>149372442>saskatchewan must be alcohol-fueled rage then
the new senior team here revealed their name and logo tonight
just like my cunty islanders
>>149372508all new logos use this art style it seems
>nba game 7
why couldnt the nhl finals have this excitement (and sticky)
>>149372535Minimalism AKA EA NHL games custom logos
>>149372535it's ai probably
>>149372462it appears they'd have to pay 11%
>>149372546The pacers star player got hurt in the first quarter
>>149372508frozen food looking bitch
>>149372702whenever I see a guy like that on the box it's always breaded fish, and it tastes good (especially with ketchup)
>>149372164raped retard
bud1
mitch1
STAND BACK
THERE'S A FARTNADO COMING THROUGH
>>149372475we're mad because we wanted to see the panthers win the lee in edmonton this time
>>149372702my cunty isles are going to win the cup!
>>149372830adoring fan lookin-ass
>>149372757me? tartar sauce
>>149372702I could go for some fish stick right about now.
Watching apehoop game 7. The white man needs more representation here.
>>149372921i tried that but i just can't stand it's tartness
>>149372985why do short asians like basketball but no other sport (except for maybe baseball)?
>>149373058like all things that are popular in japan, it is due to kids anime shows
>>149372830You got them hunter eyes
Islanders won the narrative
>>149373186do the nuckies scouting report next!
>>149372462Hawaii is crazy expensive to live in
>>149373186Is that Eastside? I've had that sitting in my steam library for 4 years and haven't touched it. I'm not confident in my GMing abilities.
>>149372442what's wrong with albertans?
>>149373298all their provincial wealth is given to quebec
>>149373160Gary needs to commission a hockey shonen
>>149373243Hockey players (or rather their (((agents))) don't give a shit about that. They only care about taxes.
>>149373218Here you go.
>>149373295Yes.
>>149372494wow the entire cast 2 games off
what a solved league lmfao
>>149373298in quebec we call them angry-phones
they're just always pissed
they have no chill in them
but as good brits they hold it in and it only shows up on polls