Thread 149365492

Green Flag at 4:30 pm/et
160 laps

the REAL roval

First for Kyle "hey, nigger" Larson

For me, it's Mount Pocono
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ-FNObJwDE

>>149365527
Not unbased!

For me, it's Danielle Trotta whipping me up some gravy and biscuits on a Saturday morning and waking me up by tickling my feet.

Libtards are mad at ross for smashing a watermelon with hegseth

Bubba status?

good lord it's fucking packed out there

>>149365837
50% white / 50% black

>>149365837
Raising a white kid.

>yes muh God
AMEN

>>149365851
Kek what a mutt

Amen

Great crowd after a weather delay

whats up niggaz, we finna watch this mafuckin race or what?

We have a triangle and a rectangle, where is the pentagon?

>>149365819
If libs don't like him anymore, I do now

Let's go racing boys!

That was a really good national anthem

Can Hocevar get a good finish here?

I'm very glad it rained. I enjoyed Road America

>>149366021
Grim

>>149366021
damn thats rough

>>149366007
It all depends on whether will Ricky Steakhouse wreck him or not.

>>149365943
Moreso before they destroyed the road course.

>>149365966
Agreed, those in uniform tend to do it justice from what I've seen

>>149366021
Grim

>>149366045
I'm not worried about Wrecky

KRUT COMMAND

/misskrut/

Will we every have a good race command?

Kinda weak command, still good.

Kurt retired?

>>149366106
Anon, the new chassis wrecked his back three years ago.

Winner roll!

>>149366093
But Hocevar is.

>>149366139
SIEGBRUDIS

>>149365524
Who should go on the last empty star?

If one of today's drivers would openly smoke in the car, I'd root for him every race

>>149366194
He has returned!

my family used to vacation in the poconos

>>149366099
>>149366106
backed a nucar into the wall and turned his brain to mush for a bit

>>149366194
kino

>>149366194
Holy based

>>149366194
my man

>>149366194
Oh shit

thanks to that one anon that reminded me to watch /turnleft/ at /fcy/

How are we feeling Toyota bros?

>>149366194
>WfM
All great, except for that.

>>149366266
Danny Hamlet will be in the winners circle

why is the grid split?

>>149366280
I also hate it but the big box was only $2.

>>149366324
I'm pretty sure they do that at all big tracks

>>149366325
I hated Jeremy Mayfield as a kid after this. Yes I know that's extremely hypocritical.

>>149366106
Heemed himself into retirement at this very racetrack, basically had concussions that kept him out of the car for the entire year and had to retire, and Tyler Reddick got his ride in the 45 car


Although I think he had some concussion and brain issues from racing for 20+ years and his wreck here is the straw that broke the camels back.

>pennsylvania
>the great american getaway
yeah I got away 15 years ago and never looked back

im here for chris buescher

>>149366325
Understandable, anon. It's nice to have you back.

deadly accident roll

BOOGITY

pee is stored in the balls

>>149366433
you win this round, anon

indy and imsa have already used up all the cautions for today
nascar will go by without any crashes

>>149366405
Based and population of 30.000 pilled

>>149366128
>>149366224
>>149366396
Was this during the COVID lockdowns? Maybe I shouldn't drink so much.

I still believe in Cole Custer

They need to add more stages and split them by 10 laps each

Let's go, Cold Custard!

>>149366470
2022 so during the late stages of the covid era. I understand drinking to make all of it go away

Why they nerfed Denny's engine?

>>149366557
>WWWOOOAAAHHH!!!!!

wtf is this going to get any better? I'm basically dozing off here

>He's gonna move left
Whoa...

how can we spice up this race?

>>149366787
no, the PJ1 they used to make a top groove washed away in the rain

it's joever

>>149366823
this race desperately needs a long full course yellow phase

>>149366823
use that cannon from earlier and shoot at the cars

do i fisnish both imsa and adscar or should i crossdress and goon out until i pass?

>ihop

>>149366865
why not both?

tricky triangle fatal roll

>>149366919
Chase bros…

bamf sending that bitch ass mother fucker

this is a weird top 10

They should just drag race down that long ass front stretch 1 vs. 1 tournament style until a final winner is determined instead of racing for 3 hours.

>imsa fcy
lel

>>149366886
ight i'm getting my maid outfit ready

>>149367007
cheers, happy gooning

Just getting in. Did I miss anything?

>>149367044
Nope. Weird put strat is starting

>>149366194
Epic

>>149366280
>WfM
What is that?

>>149366920
Reminder: NASCAR denies having any equipment in the cars to record G-forces prior to this race even though several heavy crashes in earlier years had such numbers read on-air.

>>149367044
Carl Edwards gave Corie Lajoie a wedgie totally embarrassing him in front of Danielle.

Now imagine if instead of Pocono, this week's race was at a football stadium in Philadelphia.

>>149366920
NASCAR is hiding this because it was a COMPLETE failure of the Hans on an unprotected wall

>>149366865
Congrats on your win today at road America Alex

Who's getting prepared for the heat wave this week?

>>149367217
could be good

Is this the most kino race this year?

>>149367275
You could land a helicopter on that ass

Video games and anime

FOUR
WIDE

this is a shit race so far
one more deadly accident roll

>>149367275
contemplate the aroma

>>149367275
steamy philly cheese braps. yummy.

>>149367463
I'll be witnessing it

>>149367451
codybros...

>>149367451
>>149367393
Keep your eyes on the road, dumbass.

>>149367463
>The Esses
>there's only one S

>no more danielle in the studio after today
at least we'll have her in tight pants for the next 4 weeks

PENNIS ALAN GAY LIN

>>149367512
Are they at least going to use the straight version of No Name Straight?

>stage 1: 30 laps
Stage 2: 65 laps

>KWAB
>KWAB
>KWAB
>KWAB
>KWAB

I hope ram DNFs every race next year. Fuck Dodge. Fuck Jeep. Fuck Chrysler. Fuck ram.

>DERPST

>>149367549
Because fuel-saving strategy must be enforced at all costs.

just preheated my oven to cook my flat bread pizza.

>>149367587
>flat bread
what?

>>149367542
That map shows parts that do not currently exist

How did Riley get a 23xi ride?

>>149367587
Go into more detail about said flat bread pizza

Certified Goodyear moment

fuck this shit, one last deadly accident roll (i'm afraid nothing else will save this race from slurping some major ass)

>>149367619
Monster energy money and his dad owns a construction business or something like that in Las Vegas

>>149367518
You know she's going to dress to please with the full body shops. Just one look at her instagram lets you know she LOVES attention about her bod. Jamie Little is going to have to up her game next year. The young women are coming into the game.

>>149365492 (OP)
>BOBBY ALLISON
BASED

Why do they have 3 pieces of tape on the steering wheel? I guess one is true center, one is for going straight with the car's asymmetry, but what's the third one?

>>149367620
>Marketside Pepperoni and Mozzarella Flatbread Pizza, 11.9 oz
>Made with 100% real cheese
>Premium sliced and diced pork and beef pepperoni
>Made with fresh mozzarella cheese
>Thin crust

>>149367675
sewer slide

>>149367643
Almond status: activated

>>149367643
>The young women
danielle and kim are 40+

>Montana's unlimited bbq ribs
>Canadian
???

Dinger trying to kill ppl

Damn, what a hit

>>149367718
Oh shit, didn't realize. Thought Danielle was like mid 30s. One of the channels should hire a mid 20s dime.

>>149367792
I need to coom right on her chest

That guy got fucked up

allmenigger is washed

DOINK

>>149367625
I blame the cars.

>>149367678
Those Walmart flat bread pizzas are good. Pro tip: Get the BBQ chicken flat bread pizza, add shredded cheddar, diced jalapenos, pepperoni. Bake it at 11 minutes. Drizzle with honey. Eat.

>>149367803
What the hell happened to Titty Punch?

>>149367841
still working for nascar on the regional side

>>149367828
>safety culture

>>149367894
lmao

>>149367792
Absolute banger of a body. Would lick her tummy

How old were you bros when you first saw a woman naked in person? Me? I was 22-23 years old.

>>149367841
Too based for the main show, I guess.

>>149367957
16

>>149367957
I was 15.

ight finished gooning, i leaked a bit onto my dress btw

>>149367957
i didn't

N N I N
N
I
N

it's a goodyear race

black man down

>>149367957
23

NNIN

Ni

The McDonalds sponsored Toyota car is cursed at pocono

23xi cheatin brakes aren't working very well

>>149367957
Does my mom count?

>>149367275
desperately need her OF

Pocono is baaadddd track

Bread going full retard

>>149368060
>This is my home

How does Jeremy Bullins still have a job

Brad bros…

Crappy ass Walmart brakes

took a huge dump

Tyler Reddit is spooked kek

Brake rotors didn't explode like that with the old cars.

>>149367957
17

>>149368197
The new cars just need more time. Look a tire hasn't even fallen off yet today

Canada state run TV is running drug ads now?

>>149367275
https://x.com/krisLIILIX
found her

Even more fun than PJ1 or option tires, it's exploding brake rotors.
This will liven up the races.

wew

>>149367957
13. She was 16 or 17.

Bold prediction: the driver who finishes in the top 5 will win at Indianapolis

>>149368300
rude

>>149368300
Can you stop spamming xitter screenshots
Idgaf what Jeff Cuck has to say

Lol Hamlin wins

>>149368322
>noooo I don't want to know what the drivers and team said if it's from a source I don't like
unironically kys

need hocevar to punt the 47 for maximum hilarity

>>149368381
Man, fuck off. The reason I come here is to get away from those liberal faggots. Don't bring their shit to 4chan.

>>149368318
>And it's Austin Cindric, using lessons learned from his father, winning at Indy!

MCDOWELL NOOOO :(

>car's just dropping parts in the middle of the straightaway
>no yellow

>>149367792
That's an A++ body for 44 years old. Hell that's above average for 20 years old.

>>149368439
>people saying words upsets me!
You're a faggot.

blenis and bread hauling ass

>>149368381
Just copy and paste the shit into a post you faggot.

>>149368439
retard

>>149368381
it really wasn't THAT interesting anon fwiw

>bamf and wrecky restarting together
oh boy

>>149368658
Wrecky will start the Juan

>>149368553
>>149368610
If you love twitter so much, fuck off back to twitter and stay there. Screenshot spam should be fucking banned.

>>149368610
How much is Phelps paying you to be a bitch?

>>149368697
>seething that somebody you don’t like reported an objective fact

It’s special type of autism

Cheese Brisket

Imagine smashing follow on Jeff Gluck's profile though.

>>149368720
It's the fact that you shill social media accounts for free and nobody here wants to see it.

JUAN

juan

Shane Van Cheeseburger...

>KRYLE
>LELL
>SHITTERS

>leave very specific detailed autistic directions for Amazon to deliver a package yesterday to my apartment since my apartment complex can be kind of confusing for delivery people
>Amazon delivery driver was too retarded and/or lazy to read the directions
>delivery failed

Seething desu

BIG JUAN

Will Kyle ever not fuck up in a race?

>>149368809
stop living in a labyrinth and move somewhere normal, stupid

Kryle spins out more than anyone in the cup series. He may be washed

We’re still in stage 2. Fuck.

>>149368809
All the delivery drivers around here are the wives of H1B IT pajeets who can't understand my delivery instructions no matter how detailed I make them

>>149368865
I think the guy is just hanging around to amass a war chest for his son's racing career.

>>149365819
>Libtards are...
....human cancer that should have their skulls caved in with rocks.

>>149368935
His son is never going to win anything in the RCR system

How has wrecky not run out of gas yet?

>>149368965
>Trump may start WW3 but at least we don't have to deal with pronouns

>>149368981
I wasn't talking about having connections with a team. I was talking about just getting enough money to funding him for another 10 years or so.

>>149368981
His son is going to Spire as part of the sale terms

>>149368923
I’m not sure how much simpler I can make this:
>My door is on the ground floor, unit [REDACTED] located on the side of building number [REDACTED] facing [REDACTED] street, not the side facing the parking lot. To reach it, you’ll need to go around to the back of the building.

>>149368809
for me on all delivery services, it's "leave at doorstep & dont ring or knock. thank you"
I'd say 10% of them still ring or knock

>>149369032
fed ex and usps always deliver either to my mailbox or to my doorstep with no issues, but Amazon will straight up deliver to the wrong building sometimes

I always wonder about companies who are like "yeah let me sponsor that #10 car that Ty Dillion is driving. Seems like a good investment."

>>149369030
what if it's not complicated but just takes longer than they can afford (or want) to spend time on this scavenger hunt

josh berry deserves the 2 car desu

>>149369080
It’s literally a 10 second walk from the main parking lot, it takes them longer to deliver to the wrong address then it does to read my instructions and delivery my shit to my door

>>149369080
Then they should just give up on last mile delivery and let the post office do it.

>>149369078
Matt Kaulig accepts sponsorship in the form of frozen seafood instead of USD.

>>149369108
half the time the post office gives up and says come find it at the post office

>>149369086
You take that back

>>149369070
Yeah fedex and usps are pretty good about it, same with DHL. I have signature releases with all of them. Hamlin won't win this race btw

They really named a brand coochfanny? That's crazy

I fucking hate all these Ihop commercials because my local ihop isn't doing the cheap promotion and wants $18.99 for 3 pancakes and some eggs

>>149369121
But you can get postal inspectors involved when shit goes missing instead of just being SOL.

At my job we have to mail out a shitload of documents and one time the recipient never received what they needed and turns out the post office delivered it to the wrong address even though we put the recipients correct address on the shipping label

>>149369178
That’s probably like a 9000% profit

just came from watkins, did i miss anything good?

>>149369070
>>149369151
>hamlinbots out here shilling fedex

My FedEx guy is a black dude who is always about 2 hours later than the "expected" time who is sometimes in a blank white box truck and sometimes in what looks like a rented Budget truck. He has NEVER came by in an actual FedEx truck and he's always in just normal black dude clothes (basketball shorts and white tee).

>>149369204
It’s been a pocono race

>>149369204
This week's gimmick is brake rotors exploding
Victims:
>Riley Herbst
>Bubba Wallace
>Michael McDowell

>>149369178
Do you live in Hawaii?

theres a helicopter

>>149369215
Are you sure you aren't falling into some extremely elaborate scam?

>>149369215
FedEx you have to work like that and save up enough to buy the actual FedEx truck someday

>>149369204
Who won?

>>149369215
Sounds based

>>149369178
holy fuck my denny's has buy one get one free grand slams kek

>>149369267
Which exit? I'll be there soon

>>149369245
I mean he's always got my shit to my house in good shape, just a little late.

My go to at dennys and ihop is the steak and eggs and pancakes and cup of coffee

Nothing beats a sub par quality steak and mediocre coffee for like 12 bucks

>>149369238
commiefornia

>>149368923
>>149369030
Having food delivered for an exorbitant fee by brow people is woman shit.

>>149369267
>my grand slam was supposed to be with sausage

>>149369247
Acura won overall

CBell is /effay/

>>149369295
I was talking about stuff from Amazon

>>149369295
>what is Amazon
>what is Walmart.com
>what is UPS

>>149369321
He can't read just like the delivery drivers LEL

>>149369178
My Ihop is cheap, but the coffee is $5.99.

>>149369349
top kek

>>149369349
Pajeeta is ITT

>>149369239
It lands about here to refuel several times a race.

>>149369247
Acura in the last laps of a fule slurper because of a late caution. Kind of like IndyCar today.

>>149369384
Indycar was based

Is there a driver you would call a stage caution merchant? Somebody that if they didn't have a set caution they could plan around they wouldn't find as much success.

You're on vacation in Myrtle Beach eating at one of those seafood buffets and this guy waltzes up and slides his finger up your woman's ass crack and says "just checking your oil baby." what do you do?

>>149369384
Indycar was fun today but it ended in a Palou strategy win like every other race

berry dropping like a stone

CAM ON BRAD

>>149369215
>prIvAtE kOntrAktOr
FeEx won't even give the dude health insurance

Fish yeah!

>>149369383
are they allowed to do that?

A Chris Buescher win would feed families.

>>149369349
Lol, I just didn't read the previous posts. My statement still stands, though.

>>149368847
don't be mean to minotaurnon, anon

>>149369407
Unholster my pistol and shoot him at point blank range.

>>149369399
>>149369410
Indy and IMSA were both good, but full of cautions with the bad ending in both.

some one post the buscher meme with the machine gun and overlayed tweet.

What did hocevar say about beaners that got him in trouble?

>>149369531
Said Mexico City was a shit hole and the whole experience sucked.

>>149369531
He implied that Mexico City wasn't safe and didn't have anything worth seeing.

>>149369531
I hate how you google stuff like that and nobody posts the actual quote. I found it once last week but I don't remember where.

It would be kind of neat if Elliot got a win.

>>149369549
And during today's rain delay he said this >>149365458

so does junior actually have significant brain damage?

>>149369573
I think someone asked him on his live stream if he enjoyed it or his thoughts on it and he said...

"If it wasn't such a shithole, if the track limits were a little better enforced, if it was gonna be a little bit better of a race and it wasn't so easy or feel so locked down like you can't leave anywhere, it'd be a great experience. It'd be an absolutely great experience. If you take all those out, it's unbelievable."

>>149369624
Nah they can fix it on pit road. Won't even lose a lap.

>>149369586
He is not fast enough but it may happen with a yellow flag.

>>149369624
had a cognitive test yesterday it's healing nicely

sneed van chuckbergen

huge for brad

SVG status?

SVG is so beyond useless on anything but a road course

>>149369777
Down under the top 30

>>149369560
He isn't wrong though.
At least it isnt HELL DE JANEIRO

Briscoe is short on fuel btw

Cody Ware in the top 10

>>149369807
all the guys who entered before lap 121 are tight on fuel

>>149369821
LET'S FUCKING GO!

When will Nascar finally switch to hybrid or electric so fuel never becomes a problem?

>>149369855
If we're lucky, never.

>>149369855
electric drive to get you back to pit road if you run out of fuel would be nice to have

>>149369807
Why would they not come in and top off at this caution. Or would it be easier to make up spots later when the field is more spread out.

>>149369855
If you missed the indycar race earlier today, the commentary team admitted on air that the weight of the hybrid unit gives the cars worse fuel mileage than they had without it.

>>149369855
Within the decade. Ford and Chevy already have EV crossover prototypes made.

>>149369893
I heard them say that. Was it an accident? Or do they just not give a fuck anymore?

>>149369885
cautions

>>149369921
Subsidies are dead. Chinese war soon.

rolling who dies with 22 to go

Why is the race on a streaming service? How do they expect casuals who are trying to get into NASCAR to be able to find the race.

>>149369959
retard

>>149369718
>Exposes your shitty play off format. (Further.)

More like kim coom

brad has gained a shitton already
submarinesisters, i don't think this is over

sun on the front straight looks very beautiful

The burn bar is so based

>>149369959
Most NASCAR fans are over 50 and they pretty clearly hate them. So they put it somewhere where you need more technical knowledge than how to dial a rotary phone to watch it.

Wouldn’t mind a chase briscoe win desu

>>149369549
>>149369560
Wheres the lie?

>>149369573
I read an article but it never listed what he said

>>149370105
>very inoffensive
>consistently good but never wins
he turned into his dad after all

prosperbros... it won't be our day today

>>149370149
However it’ll be victory for us bald chads

>>149370120
They can't ragebait the people who fled the shithole if they show what he actually said about the shithole.

Its Michigan all over again

he's cumming

>>149370120
None detected, but it's pretty much been forgotten. If he said that in 2019-2022 NASCAR might have executed him on the infield before this race to appease certain people.

>>149370165
And that’s based

Fuel mileage races are gigabased

>>149370120
I think it would have been funny if some sort of incident happened in Mexico that validated his comments.

>he sits on poles
gay

NASCAR is a fule race, too? Fantastic.

CAM ON DENNY

CODY WARE TOP 30

What the fuck happened to Noah Gragson this year? Dude sucks.

>>149370199
Like the first year in Chicago where some random small track vehicles got stolen?
https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/chicago-week-in-review-nascar
Some other weird shit in there BTW

>>149370272
he was never good

>>149370255
LET'S FUCKING GO (but slightly less)

Will this go on for longer than 10 minutes?

anybody but briscoe

>>149370216
Many such cases at pocono

Why cant he catch briscoe?

>>149370306
No unless there is a caution.

>>149370314
he's been fucking with him

>briscoe half a lap short
he might make it

>>149370329
oh damn, my pasta wont be done in time
oh well

>>149370345
Just needs to lift at the start finish line going into t1 kek

It will be Hamlin, isn't ?

>brad top 10
this was literally his race i'm so fucking mad

>>149370365
Buescher will come back. Trust the plan.

>Atlanta next week
Remember what they took.

rolling for cawshun

>>149370386
now, THIS is a roll

>>149370385
they should have done the reconfig to texas

Hamlin chuds don't have a chance

>>149370385
i like nu-Atlanta

please god dennis

>>149370341
Ummmm....what did u mean by this

BOOOORRRRRRRRRRRINGGGGG

Nice fuel kino

Fug, my internet's shitting the bed.

Briscoe actually did something shocking stuff

>FUCK YES
lol

>Hate JGR
>Love Chase

>>149370456
Pause your pron download

>>149370456
All the streams were shitting at the end.

holy shit that was tense
>pennis can't pass a car going half throttle the whole run
kek

redditoid chevy fans already malding on the interwebs

>>149370354
>my pasta
What kind of pasta?

>2 laps to go
>stream dies

I know 5 races is a small sample size, but none of the races on Amazon went into overtime.
To the guy that said Fox was causing the overtimes... There may be some merit to that

god he's so bald

the spirit of troox gave him the extra fuel to win at his hometrack

>>149370506
Delete this

>Canuck stream ends as soon as the tires blow
kek

>>149370413
It works with the current car, I'll say that.

This will be one of those races to be remembered for decades

>>149370532
KEK

was there any lesson to be learned this race?

>>149370506
That's... plausible.

>>149370506
If I remember well, the race that had 5 overtimes last year (Nashville) was broadcasted on NBC, which has nothing to do Amazon but it shows that Fox may not be the only one causing this.

>>149370553
trust the plan

>>149370553
cleanairwinslol

>>149370523
Also gave him his tradition of winning incredibly boring races

Jr. and Steve did a great job talking up the fuel save. Going to be sad we're going to NBC after this. Not to mention how many more commercials we're going to get. There would've been 1 or 2 breaks in those last 30 laps.

>>149370574
I believe TNT gets 5 races before the move to NBC

>>149370563
And fuel milage too.

>>149370489
penne with frozen meatballs (heated up in the microwave) and some parm+mozz on top

>one hour post-race show before Carl Edwards goes away for 2025
I'm crying.

>>149370561
Stop noticing things, it's just pure luck.

>>149370561
Yeah, wierdly common for NASCAR twitter to only call out Fox on things NBC does too.

>>149370631
He has important tasks to complete in his underground nuclear bunker

>>149370596
Damn, that sounds pretty good.
Enjoy, anon.

>>149370693
stop noticing things chud, nbc is the best because they have hecking wholesome leigh diffey screaming making everything exciting

>>149370650
Based. Thanks for posting these. We thought you might have been hit by those tornados in Ohio a few weeks ago. I'm glad you weren't.

>brad and carl interview
everything i've dreamed of

>>149370720
thanks
it's nothing special, but its good enough

>>149370746
I got busy and it's hard to make every race unique.
But I got some more cars and Pocono was a nice shape.

>>149370650
Kind request, could you remake the finishes from Charlotte, Nashville, Michigan and Mexico? I've saved all of your dioramas and was going to make a collage of them all at seasons end.

>>149370819
I'll do Nashville just for you anon because I had an idea for it, but you should do the others yourself.

>>149370553
These cars suck at passing

>>149370878
Thanks, no worries. I would make some but only have like 3 NASCAR diecast cars.

wtf is this

>>149370953
But we've known that for so long that even Phelps and O'Donnel have had to aknowledge it. They haven't even begun to fix it, though.