Green Flag at 4:30 pm/et
160 laps
First for Kyle "hey, nigger" Larson
For me, it's Mount Pocono
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ-FNObJwDE
For me, it's Danielle Trotta whipping me up some gravy and biscuits on a Saturday morning and waking me up by tickling my feet.
Libtards are mad at ross for smashing a watermelon with hegseth
good lord it's fucking packed out there
>>14936583750% white / 50% black
>>149365837Raising a white kid.
>>149365851Kek what a mutt
Great crowd after a weather delay
whats up niggaz, we finna watch this mafuckin race or what?
We have a triangle and a rectangle, where is the pentagon?
>>149365819If libs don't like him anymore, I do now
That was a really good national anthem
Can Hocevar get a good finish here?
I'm very glad it rained. I enjoyed Road America
>>149366021damn thats rough
>>149366007It all depends on whether will Ricky Steakhouse wreck him or not.
>>149365943Moreso before they destroyed the road course.
>>149365966Agreed, those in uniform tend to do it justice from what I've seen
>>149366045I'm not worried about Wrecky
Will we every have a good race command?
Kinda weak command, still good.
>>149366106Anon, the new chassis wrecked his back three years ago.
>>149366093But Hocevar is.
>>149365524Who should go on the last empty star?
If one of today's drivers would openly smoke in the car, I'd root for him every race
>>149366194He has returned!
my family used to vacation in the poconos
>>149366099>>149366106backed a nucar into the wall and turned his brain to mush for a bit
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thanks to that one anon that reminded me to watch /turnleft/ at /fcy/
How are we feeling Toyota bros?
>>149366194>WfMAll great, except for that.
>>149366266Danny Hamlet will be in the winners circle
>>149366280I also hate it but the big box was only $2.
>>149366324I'm pretty sure they do that at all big tracks
>>149366325I hated Jeremy Mayfield as a kid after this. Yes I know that's extremely hypocritical.
>>149366106Heemed himself into retirement at this very racetrack, basically had concussions that kept him out of the car for the entire year and had to retire, and Tyler Reddick got his ride in the 45 car
Although I think he had some concussion and brain issues from racing for 20+ years and his wreck here is the straw that broke the camels back.
>pennsylvania
>the great american getaway
yeah I got away 15 years ago and never looked back
im here for chris buescher
>>149366325Understandable, anon. It's nice to have you back.
pee is stored in the balls
>>149366433you win this round, anon
indy and imsa have already used up all the cautions for today
nascar will go by without any crashes
>>149366405Based and population of 30.000 pilled
>>149366128>>149366224>>149366396Was this during the COVID lockdowns? Maybe I shouldn't drink so much.
I still believe in Cole Custer
They need to add more stages and split them by 10 laps each
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>OAAH MAH GAWRD DENNA' 'AMLIN GOES TO DA LEAD AT POCANA'
>>1493664702022 so during the late stages of the covid era. I understand drinking to make all of it go away
Why they nerfed Denny's engine?
>>149366557>WWWOOOAAAHHH!!!!!
wtf is this going to get any better? I'm basically dozing off here
>He's gonna move left
Whoa...
how can we spice up this race?
>>149366787no, the PJ1 they used to make a top groove washed away in the rain
it's joever
>>149366823this race desperately needs a long full course yellow phase
>>149366823use that cannon from earlier and shoot at the cars
do i fisnish both imsa and adscar or should i crossdress and goon out until i pass?
>ihop
tricky triangle fatal roll
bamf sending that bitch ass mother fucker
They should just drag race down that long ass front stretch 1 vs. 1 tournament style until a final winner is determined instead of racing for 3 hours.
>imsa fcylel
>>149366886ight i'm getting my maid outfit ready
>>149367007cheers, happy gooning
Just getting in. Did I miss anything?
>>149367044Nope. Weird put strat is starting
>>149366280>WfMWhat is that?
>>149366920Reminder: NASCAR denies having any equipment in the cars to record G-forces prior to this race even though several heavy crashes in earlier years had such numbers read on-air.
>>149367044Carl Edwards gave Corie Lajoie a wedgie totally embarrassing him in front of Danielle.
Now imagine if instead of Pocono, this week's race was at a football stadium in Philadelphia.
>>149366920NASCAR is hiding this because it was a COMPLETE failure of the Hans on an unprotected wall
>>149366865Congrats on your win today at road America Alex
Who's getting prepared for the heat wave this week?
Is this the most kino race this year?
>>149367275You could land a helicopter on that ass
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this is a shit race so far
one more deadly accident roll
>>149367275contemplate the aroma
>>149367275steamy philly cheese braps. yummy.
>truggs at lime rock next week
>>149367463I'll be witnessing it
>>149367451>>149367393Keep your eyes on the road, dumbass.
>>149367463>The Esses>there's only one S
>no more danielle in the studio after today
at least we'll have her in tight pants for the next 4 weeks
>>149367512Are they at least going to use the straight version of No Name Straight?
>stage 1: 30 laps
Stage 2: 65 laps
>KWAB
>KWAB
>KWAB
>KWAB
>KWAB
I hope ram DNFs every race next year. Fuck Dodge. Fuck Jeep. Fuck Chrysler. Fuck ram.
>DERPST>>149367549Because fuel-saving strategy must be enforced at all costs.
just preheated my oven to cook my flat bread pizza.
>>149367587>flat breadwhat?
>>149367542That map shows parts that do not currently exist
How did Riley get a 23xi ride?
>>149367587Go into more detail about said flat bread pizza
Certified Goodyear moment
nasty
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fuck this shit, one last deadly accident roll (i'm afraid nothing else will save this race from slurping some major ass)
>>149367619Monster energy money and his dad owns a construction business or something like that in Las Vegas
>>149367518You know she's going to dress to please with the full body shops. Just one look at her instagram lets you know she LOVES attention about her bod. Jamie Little is going to have to up her game next year. The young women are coming into the game.
>>149365492 (OP)>BOBBY ALLISONBASED
Why do they have 3 pieces of tape on the steering wheel? I guess one is true center, one is for going straight with the car's asymmetry, but what's the third one?
>>149367620>Marketside Pepperoni and Mozzarella Flatbread Pizza, 11.9 oz>Made with 100% real cheese>Premium sliced and diced pork and beef pepperoni>Made with fresh mozzarella cheese>Thin crust
>>149367643Almond status: activated
>>149367643>The young womendanielle and kim are 40+
>Montana's unlimited bbq ribs
>Canadian
???
Dinger trying to kill ppl
>>149367718Oh shit, didn't realize. Thought Danielle was like mid 30s. One of the channels should hire a mid 20s dime.
>>149367792I need to coom right on her chest
>>149367625I blame the cars.
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>>149367678Those Walmart flat bread pizzas are good. Pro tip: Get the BBQ chicken flat bread pizza, add shredded cheddar, diced jalapenos, pepperoni. Bake it at 11 minutes. Drizzle with honey. Eat.
>>149367803What the hell happened to Titty Punch?
>>149367841still working for nascar on the regional side
>>149367828>safety culture
>pennis trying to murder his own car
>>149367792Absolute banger of a body. Would lick her tummy
How old were you bros when you first saw a woman naked in person? Me? I was 22-23 years old.
>>149367841Too based for the main show, I guess.
ight finished gooning, i leaked a bit onto my dress btw
>>149367957i didn't
The McDonalds sponsored Toyota car is cursed at pocono
23xi cheatin brakes aren't working very well
>>149367957Does my mom count?
>>149367275desperately need her OF
>>149368060>This is my home
How does Jeremy Bullins still have a job
Crappy ass Walmart brakes
Tyler Reddit is spooked kek
Brake rotors didn't explode like that with the old cars.
>>149368197The new cars just need more time. Look a tire hasn't even fallen off yet today
Canada state run TV is running drug ads now?
>>149367275https://x.com/krisLIILIX
found her
Even more fun than PJ1 or option tires, it's exploding brake rotors.
This will liven up the races.
>>14936795713. She was 16 or 17.
Bold prediction: the driver who finishes in the top 5 will win at Indianapolis
>>149368300Can you stop spamming xitter screenshots
Idgaf what Jeff Cuck has to say
>>149368322>noooo I don't want to know what the drivers and team said if it's from a source I don't like unironically kys
need hocevar to punt the 47 for maximum hilarity
>>149368381Man, fuck off. The reason I come here is to get away from those liberal faggots. Don't bring their shit to 4chan.
>>149368318>And it's Austin Cindric, using lessons learned from his father, winning at Indy!
>car's just dropping parts in the middle of the straightaway
>no yellow
>>149367792That's an A++ body for 44 years old. Hell that's above average for 20 years old.
>>149368439>people saying words upsets me!You're a faggot.
blenis and bread hauling ass
>>149368381Just copy and paste the shit into a post you faggot.
>>149368381it really wasn't THAT interesting anon fwiw
>bamf and wrecky restarting together
oh boy
>>149368658Wrecky will start the Juan
>>149368553>>149368610If you love twitter so much, fuck off back to twitter and stay there. Screenshot spam should be fucking banned.
>>149368610How much is Phelps paying you to be a bitch?
>>149368697>seething that somebody you donโt like reported an objective fact Itโs special type of autism
Imagine smashing follow on Jeff Gluck's profile though.
>>149368720It's the fact that you shill social media accounts for free and nobody here wants to see it.
Shane Van Cheeseburger...
>leave very specific detailed autistic directions for Amazon to deliver a package yesterday to my apartment since my apartment complex can be kind of confusing for delivery people
>Amazon delivery driver was too retarded and/or lazy to read the directions
>delivery failed
Seething desu
Will Kyle ever not fuck up in a race?
>>149368809stop living in a labyrinth and move somewhere normal, stupid
Kryle spins out more than anyone in the cup series. He may be washed
Weโre still in stage 2. Fuck.
>>149368809All the delivery drivers around here are the wives of H1B IT pajeets who can't understand my delivery instructions no matter how detailed I make them
>>149368865I think the guy is just hanging around to amass a war chest for his son's racing career.
>>149365819>Libtards are.......human cancer that should have their skulls caved in with rocks.
>>149368935His son is never going to win anything in the RCR system
How has wrecky not run out of gas yet?
>>149368965>Trump may start WW3 but at least we don't have to deal with pronouns
>>149368981I wasn't talking about having connections with a team. I was talking about just getting enough money to funding him for another 10 years or so.
>>149368981His son is going to Spire as part of the sale terms
>>149368923Iโm not sure how much simpler I can make this:
>My door is on the ground floor, unit [REDACTED] located on the side of building number [REDACTED] facing [REDACTED] street, not the side facing the parking lot. To reach it, youโll need to go around to the back of the building.
>>149368809for me on all delivery services, it's "leave at doorstep & dont ring or knock. thank you"
I'd say 10% of them still ring or knock
>>149369032fed ex and usps always deliver either to my mailbox or to my doorstep with no issues, but Amazon will straight up deliver to the wrong building sometimes
I always wonder about companies who are like "yeah let me sponsor that #10 car that Ty Dillion is driving. Seems like a good investment."
>>149369030what if it's not complicated but just takes longer than they can afford (or want) to spend time on this scavenger hunt
josh berry deserves the 2 car desu
>>149369080Itโs literally a 10 second walk from the main parking lot, it takes them longer to deliver to the wrong address then it does to read my instructions and delivery my shit to my door
>>149369080Then they should just give up on last mile delivery and let the post office do it.
>>149369078Matt Kaulig accepts sponsorship in the form of frozen seafood instead of USD.
>>149369108half the time the post office gives up and says come find it at the post office
>>149369086You take that back
>>149369070Yeah fedex and usps are pretty good about it, same with DHL. I have signature releases with all of them. Hamlin won't win this race btw
They really named a brand coochfanny? That's crazy
I fucking hate all these Ihop commercials because my local ihop isn't doing the cheap promotion and wants $18.99 for 3 pancakes and some eggs
>>149369121But you can get postal inspectors involved when shit goes missing instead of just being SOL.
At my job we have to mail out a shitload of documents and one time the recipient never received what they needed and turns out the post office delivered it to the wrong address even though we put the recipients correct address on the shipping label
>>149369178Thatโs probably like a 9000% profit
just came from watkins, did i miss anything good?
>>149369070>>149369151>hamlinbots out here shilling fedex
My FedEx guy is a black dude who is always about 2 hours later than the "expected" time who is sometimes in a blank white box truck and sometimes in what looks like a rented Budget truck. He has NEVER came by in an actual FedEx truck and he's always in just normal black dude clothes (basketball shorts and white tee).
>>149369204Itโs been a pocono race
>edwards and lajoie immediately start talking about hocevar
>>149369204This week's gimmick is brake rotors exploding
Victims:
>Riley Herbst>Bubba Wallace>Michael McDowell
>>149369178Do you live in Hawaii?
>>149369215Are you sure you aren't falling into some extremely elaborate scam?
>>149369215FedEx you have to work like that and save up enough to buy the actual FedEx truck someday
>>149369178holy fuck my denny's has buy one get one free grand slams kek
>>149369267Which exit? I'll be there soon
>>149369245I mean he's always got my shit to my house in good shape, just a little late.
My go to at dennys and ihop is the steak and eggs and pancakes and cup of coffee
Nothing beats a sub par quality steak and mediocre coffee for like 12 bucks
>>149368923>>149369030Having food delivered for an exorbitant fee by brow people is woman shit.
>>149369267>my grand slam was supposed to be with sausage
>>149369247Acura won overall
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CBell is /effay/
>>149369295I was talking about stuff from Amazon
>>149369295>what is Amazon>what is Walmart.com>what is UPS
>>149369321He can't read just like the delivery drivers LEL
>>149369178My Ihop is cheap, but the coffee is $5.99.
>>149369349Pajeeta is ITT
>>149369239It lands about here to refuel several times a race.
>>149369247Acura in the last laps of a fule slurper because of a late caution. Kind of like IndyCar today.
>>149369384Indycar was based
Is there a driver you would call a stage caution merchant? Somebody that if they didn't have a set caution they could plan around they wouldn't find as much success.
You're on vacation in Myrtle Beach eating at one of those seafood buffets and this guy waltzes up and slides his finger up your woman's ass crack and says "just checking your oil baby." what do you do?
>>149369384Indycar was fun today but it ended in a Palou strategy win like every other race
berry dropping like a stone
>>149369215>prIvAtE kOntrAktOrFeEx won't even give the dude health insurance
>>149369383are they allowed to do that?
A Chris Buescher win would feed families.
>>149369349Lol, I just didn't read the previous posts. My statement still stands, though.
>>149368847don't be mean to minotaurnon, anon
>>149369407Unholster my pistol and shoot him at point blank range.
>>149369399>>149369410Indy and IMSA were both good, but full of cautions with the bad ending in both.
some one post the buscher meme with the machine gun and overlayed tweet.
What did hocevar say about beaners that got him in trouble?
>>149369531Said Mexico City was a shit hole and the whole experience sucked.
>>149369531He implied that Mexico City wasn't safe and didn't have anything worth seeing.
>>149369531I hate how you google stuff like that and nobody posts the actual quote. I found it once last week but I don't remember where.
It would be kind of neat if Elliot got a win.
>>149369549And during today's rain delay he said this
>>149365458
so does junior actually have significant brain damage?
>>149369573I think someone asked him on his live stream if he enjoyed it or his thoughts on it and he said...
"If it wasn't such a shithole, if the track limits were a little better enforced, if it was gonna be a little bit better of a race and it wasn't so easy or feel so locked down like you can't leave anywhere, it'd be a great experience. It'd be an absolutely great experience. If you take all those out, it's unbelievable."
>>149369624Nah they can fix it on pit road. Won't even lose a lap.
>>149369586He is not fast enough but it may happen with a yellow flag.
>>149369624had a cognitive test yesterday it's healing nicely
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sneed van chuckbergen
SVG is so beyond useless on anything but a road course
>>149369777Down under the top 30
>>149369560He isn't wrong though.
At least it isnt HELL DE JANEIRO
Briscoe is short on fuel btw
>>149369807all the guys who entered before lap 121 are tight on fuel
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>>149369821LET'S FUCKING GO!
When will Nascar finally switch to hybrid or electric so fuel never becomes a problem?
>>149369855If we're lucky, never.
>>149369855electric drive to get you back to pit road if you run out of fuel would be nice to have
>>149369807Why would they not come in and top off at this caution. Or would it be easier to make up spots later when the field is more spread out.
>>149369855If you missed the indycar race earlier today, the commentary team admitted on air that the weight of the hybrid unit gives the cars worse fuel mileage than they had without it.
>>149369855Within the decade. Ford and Chevy already have EV crossover prototypes made.
>>149369893I heard them say that. Was it an accident? Or do they just not give a fuck anymore?
>>149369921Subsidies are dead. Chinese war soon.
rolling who dies with 22 to go
Why is the race on a streaming service? How do they expect casuals who are trying to get into NASCAR to be able to find the race.
>>149369718>Exposes your shitty play off format. (Further.)
brad has gained a shitton already
submarinesisters, i don't think this is over
sun on the front straight looks very beautiful
>>149369959Most NASCAR fans are over 50 and they pretty clearly hate them. So they put it somewhere where you need more technical knowledge than how to dial a rotary phone to watch it.
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Wouldnโt mind a chase briscoe win desu
>>149369549>>149369560Wheres the lie?
>>149369573I read an article but it never listed what he said
>>149370105>very inoffensive>consistently good but never winshe turned into his dad after all
prosperbros... it won't be our day today
>>149370149However itโll be victory for us bald chads
>>149370120They can't ragebait the people who fled the shithole if they show what he actually said about the shithole.
Its Michigan all over again
>>149370120None detected, but it's pretty much been forgotten. If he said that in 2019-2022 NASCAR might have executed him on the infield before this race to appease certain people.
>>149370165And thatโs based
Fuel mileage races are gigabased
>>149370120I think it would have been funny if some sort of incident happened in Mexico that validated his comments.
NASCAR is a fule race, too? Fantastic.
What the fuck happened to Noah Gragson this year? Dude sucks.
>>149370199Like the first year in Chicago where some random small track vehicles got stolen?
https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/chicago-week-in-review-nascar
Some other weird shit in there BTW
>>149370272he was never good
>>149370255LET'S FUCKING GO (but slightly less)
Will this go on for longer than 10 minutes?
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anybody but briscoe
>>149370216Many such cases at pocono
Why cant he catch briscoe?
>>149370306No unless there is a caution.
>>149370314he's been fucking with him
>briscoe half a lap short
he might make it
>>149370329oh damn, my pasta wont be done in time
oh well
>>149370345Just needs to lift at the start finish line going into t1 kek
It will be Hamlin, isn't ?
>brad top 10
this was literally his race i'm so fucking mad
>>149370365Buescher will come back. Trust the plan.
>Atlanta next week
Remember what they took.
>>149370386now, THIS is a roll
>>149370385they should have done the reconfig to texas
Hamlin chuds don't have a chance
>>149370385i like nu-Atlanta
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>Ware finishes ahead of SVG again
>>149370341Ummmm....what did u mean by this
Fug, my internet's shitting the bed.
Briscoe actually did something shocking stuff
>>149370456Pause your pron download
>>149370456All the streams were shitting at the end.
holy shit that was tense
>pennis can't pass a car going half throttle the whole run
kek
redditoid chevy fans already malding on the interwebs
>>149370354>my pastaWhat kind of pasta?
>2 laps to go
>stream dies
I know 5 races is a small sample size, but none of the races on Amazon went into overtime.
To the guy that said Fox was causing the overtimes... There may be some merit to that
the spirit of troox gave him the extra fuel to win at his hometrack
>Canuck stream ends as soon as the tires blow
kek
>>149370413It works with the current car, I'll say that.
This will be one of those races to be remembered for decades
was there any lesson to be learned this race?
>>149370506That's... plausible.
>>149370506If I remember well, the race that had 5 overtimes last year (Nashville) was broadcasted on NBC, which has nothing to do Amazon but it shows that Fox may not be the only one causing this.
>>149370553trust the plan
>>149370553cleanairwinslol
>>149370523Also gave him his tradition of winning incredibly boring races
Jr. and Steve did a great job talking up the fuel save. Going to be sad we're going to NBC after this. Not to mention how many more commercials we're going to get. There would've been 1 or 2 breaks in those last 30 laps.
>>149370574I believe TNT gets 5 races before the move to NBC
>>149370563And fuel milage too.
>>149370489penne with frozen meatballs (heated up in the microwave) and some parm+mozz on top
>one hour post-race show before Carl Edwards goes away for 2025
I'm crying.
>>149370561Stop noticing things, it's just pure luck.
>This copyrighted telecast may not be reproduced, retransmitted or used in any form without the authorized written consent of NASCAR Broadcasting. NASCAR would like to thank all of our fans for your support, and we hope you enjoyed todayโs broadcast
>my TRD shirt was delivered the minute briscoe crossed the line
>>149370561Yeah, wierdly common for NASCAR twitter to only call out Fox on things NBC does too.
>>149370631He has important tasks to complete in his underground nuclear bunker
>>149370596Damn, that sounds pretty good.
Enjoy, anon.
>>149370693stop noticing things chud, nbc is the best because they have hecking wholesome leigh diffey screaming making everything exciting
>>149370650Based. Thanks for posting these. We thought you might have been hit by those tornados in Ohio a few weeks ago. I'm glad you weren't.
>brad and carl interview
everything i've dreamed of
>>149370720thanks
it's nothing special, but its good enough
>>149370746I got busy and it's hard to make every race unique.
But I got some more cars and Pocono was a nice shape.
>>149370650Kind request, could you remake the finishes from Charlotte, Nashville, Michigan and Mexico? I've saved all of your dioramas and was going to make a collage of them all at seasons end.
>>149370819I'll do Nashville just for you anon because I had an idea for it, but you should do the others yourself.
>>149370553These cars suck at passing
>>149370878Thanks, no worries. I would make some but only have like 3 NASCAR diecast cars.
>>149370953But we've known that for so long that even Phelps and O'Donnel have had to aknowledge it. They haven't even begun to fix it, though.