Thread 149367551

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>>149367551 (OP)
First for Al Halal

>>149367641
That nigga is bussin fr fr

>>149367676
JEW ALERT JEW ALERT

>>149367676
>Bidstrup
it's over

>>149367698
Unironcally pretty stacked team

32C in Washington for kickoff

>>149367757
I wish i could move to Montana, and live the rest of my life of the land there

>>149367821
an live off the fatta the lan?

>>149367641
>>149367693
>>149367756

>>149367852
yes, and tending the rabbits

>>149367728
This. Those are some good players.

>>149367902
Go on, Anon. When we gonna do it?

>>149367551 (OP)
Al hilal masterclass?

rigi training

>>149367979
Look across the river, Anon, an’ I'll tell you so you can almost see it.
... We’d have a little house an’ a couple of acres an’ a cow and some pigs and

>>149368111
How many (reds) today?

>>149367676
>redbull
>meme formation
>jude
These fuckers get proper buggered, God willing

>>149368125
Lmao it has been a while since I last read it. I know it's Steinbeck's best known book, but for good reason, it just stays with you. Though I honestly enjoyed Cannery Row more; I'm a sucker for its cozy, slice of life style of storytelling.

>>149368180
1 for Salzburg

>>149368111
>Wilton Pereira Sampaio

LETSGOOO
chimpout incoming

>>149368111
Do refs practice their card drawing game in front of the mirror?

>>149368234
SEXO CON KHALEEJI WOMEN

>>149368230
same, last time I read it was back in school. Wild how it sticks. Pretty cool trading lines from it with a Uruguayan. I like cannery row, It’s messy, real, and somehow kind of hopeful

>>149368384
>covering hair while having big as lip injections
are those not haram

>>149368111
Hate this dude

>>149368111
last digit is how many mistakes he will make today

night night spbros, see ya tomorrow

>woman commentator
fucking kill yourselves danz

>>149368468
The chapter in which Doc finds the dead girl in the water has remained with me ever since I first read it. It simply caught me off-guard back then, and contrasted so well with the laid-back atmosphere of the story so far that it was impossible not to feel as shocked as he was.
>Pretty cool trading lines from it with a Uruguayan
Likewise.

>all these utterly bogged women
jesus christ

>>149368617
Thank you for everything Jewkraine bro, good night

Lots of bogged al hilal women

Does Salzburg translate to Salt City?

>>149368685
I'm pretty sure city in German is Stadt, so I doubt it.

I hope oil money FC will destroy sugar water FC

what do austrians even do?

>>149368685
it translates to salt castle

Who dafuq is booing al hilal?
Salzburg has fans?

>>149367698
is tambakti good? i know al dawsari already, but is the other only arab guy on the team good?

i mentioned this in /trans/ i live in dc and the weather has been extremely hot today, and only gonna get worse the next couple days, i feel bad for the players. but they get paid a lot of money so i guess i shouldnt feel too bad

>>149368862
if you can't handle the heat get out of the kitchen

which European club is going to pay 80m for Nene then?

>>149368899
hopefully Manchester United

Joao cancelo

guys, we really need to pray for a highscoring draw like 2-2 or 3-3 here
if that happens and Salzburg manage to draw with Real (not that unlikely) Real will be out (if hilal beats the nachos)

hello

I wish I could see all the jerseys the fans have. I saw Santos, Gremio, and Cruzeiro fans.

EL PERUANO

>>149368851
Unironically better than koulibaly

PERUANO ON SCREEN
NOT A DRILL

damn that was a insane save

>keeper jogs out his goal to collect a wayward through ball
SO SHARP OFF HIS LINE

mad that none of these players, and likely managers, know that the game they are playing was created by us Scottish chads...

This game deeply depresses me. I start thinking about how i'm wasting my life and i don't like that

>>149369123
Would you say you are drunk more often than you are sober?

snoozefest, imma go to sleep

>>149369126
You should give in to those voices in your head and bet on the horse

>>149369147
I don't drink during the week and then drink 8-10 pints each Friday and Saturday

boring game

>>149368111
i hate this fucking faggot so much it's unreal

>>149369221
looks like a man

OH NO ITS 31° I NEED WATER

>>149369237
how would an arab know how a woman looks like? not like you can see them wrapped under towels

>>149369270
> how would an arab know how a woman looks like
I don’t that’s why she looks like a man

>>149369270
How would a faggot obsessed with korean bitches know what a woman looks like? not like you can see them beneath the countless layers of makeup and filters.

Still 0-0 bros, I cant believe it lol

Al-jewlal only wins by penalties

>>149369354
era humillarlo, no violarlo

>>149369237
i'd fuck that man

>>149369446
Who are the big teams of sauditão

>>149369446
I am very proud its still a draw considering the players you have

>>149369446
Penaldo? You're still in Saudi?

>>149369483
ittihad is the only big team here the others are made up by ****

>player is magically okay after writhing on the ground in pain
This sport is so gay. Wish the Arabs had scored there.

>>149368949
Bruh

Guys, I have something I must confess. I am the only Urgayan on this board. I have never seen a compatriot posting, so all the Urgayan flags you see here are me posting, and sometimes even replying to myself.

>no austrian flags itt
I guess they dont care about this mickey mouse competition.......

>>149369598
So you were the pedophile too??

>>149369598
>replying to myself.
faggot

>>149369629
I've never posted 3d, so I guess you might be confused.

>>149369610
In the last game we had, but they said they only follow the german league and root for german teams

>>149369641
I had to maintain the illusion that there were more of us in case I posted something embarrassing, so I could excuse myself by claiming it had been someone else.

The state of bundes
>inb4: salzburg scores

Wdym, I posted in both threads? But its also expected, its Sunday 1 AM.

>>149369598
DW. You were never gay
>city playing next zzzzz

>>149369688
>bundes
Uh, does he know? Also al Halal has players like Cancelo and Neves lol, you might wanna check the difference in players and wage bill between both teams

>nooooooooo we are not the same country doe
You all roook de same

>>149369773
We arent, or are Uruguay and Argentina also the same country?
Also how are we getting clowned on by ppl here, Al Hilal wage bill per year is 200 mil €, RB Salzburg entire wage bill per year is 15 mil
A draw is unironically the best outcome so far!

>>149369610
Austrians are rare on /sp/ and it's fucking Red Bull Salzburg, nobody likes these niggers
big teams in austria are like austria wien and shit

i fucking hate women

>>149369862
what about takanashi kiara, does she like them?

>>149369853
>or are Uruguay and Argentina also the same country?
we are

kwab

Bono is so good

>>149369862
Fuck you too lol

bono is a monster wtf

>>149369853
>>149369743
I imagined you were an austrian living in germany. Sorry, bro

>>149367641
Dios mio....

Bono is really good

Al Hilal realy paid 40 mi for Marcos Leonardo?

>>149369743
You need to start taking everything you read less seriously.

Viena

poono is goated

Ah fuck that was our only chance... I hope we can keep this draw

>>149369853
>or are Uruguay and Argentina also the same country?
They are

>>149370000
Im not living in Germany, Im Austrian.

>>149369901
afaik she only follows the austrian nt

>>149369936
Good for you, but Germany and Austria arent.

>>149370092
Elementary, my dear anon

>>149369853
>or are Uruguay and Argentina also the same country?
They basically are tho like Colombians and venezuelans

al hilal can only score from penalties

Damn. I think real madrid will advance

>>149370110
Are Germans able to tell you are Austrian by your accent/choice of words alone?

>>149370132
you think so? that's a bold statement

Penal?

>>149370147
But i didnt do anything

>>149370110
Yes you are.

>>149370142
I wanted to believe

>>149370160
Nope, my dear Uruguay anon :D

>>149370158
be my gf?

>>149370134
They must be able to set themselves apart from regional accents.

>>149370196
Hi, Moroccanon. So, did you finally behead some white tourists?

>>149370123
YWNBC

Brazil and paraguay is the same
Argentina and uruguay is the same
US and canada are the same
Portugal and spain are the same
Germany and austria are the same
>b-b-b-but what about that war
Irrelevant mickey mouse conflicts

>>149370222
One race
The human race

>>149370218
its a fact though
might as well be the same country

Kwab

>>149370234
>t. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud5J7Ye332I

>>149370134
Yes of course. Northern Germans especially have trouble with Austrians speaking.

>>149370210
Speaking of Germans, there was a German tourist here recently who ended up cutting off his own dick.

https://en.hespress.com/112342-german-tourist-arrested-as-genital-mutilation-case-unfolds-into-drug-trafficking-investigation.html

That region (Ketama) is known for potent drugs but still..

>>149370021
Al hamdan is better than him but noooo the brazilian must be better!!!

>>149370241
They only have similarities with us costeños and not even all of us, people from nariño have similarities with ecuador, people from the amazonia, I’m sure they have more in common with people from northern brazil than the rest of us, we should call all of them colombians too?

>>149370291
I see. I supposed you guys must consume some German media. Is it in like a neutral German or something? We get Latin American Spanish media dubbed mostly in Mexico but in a relatively neutral Spanish, for example.

Fuck these arabs

>>149370110
You are

>Spent a zillion camel dollars
>can’t beat german beer farmers
KWABOTY

>>149369743
The Austrian league is also called Bundesliga thoughever

>>149369610
This is a German team

I hate Muslims so damn much
hopefully we end up glassing all of MENA

>>149370170
Salzburg would have to beat RM after this tie, I do want to believe as well.

Do American stadiums post their song playlists somewhere? I heard a song from the Madrid game before that I can't find anymore.

man what a dead tournament

>>149370331
Gochos are basically santaderianos, llaneros are the same in both countries.
if a pastuso and a costeño can be part of the same country I don't see why a caraqueño and a paisa can not. Same zambo castiza blood different accent

score some goal or something

Wrf

pitch looking rough in some spots

al hilal slurperclass

>>149370331
Off course we should call Ecuadorians Colombians too, and panameños ad well. We're the same shit

>>149370344
Curious, what’s your take on Spanish accents outside of your own/Argentina? With all the Hispanics ~Miami, the universal “favorite” Spanish accent is Colombian. The worst is probably Cuban Spanish for how unintelligible it is, though everyone seems to think Spaniards sound like faggots (while it’s the easiest Spanish accent for me to understand other than Colombia/Venezuela).

how do we cope

Man City better not stop until they hit double digit.

>>149370158
Open bunda baby

Offsides after a rebound or hitting the post are retarded. If goalie passes to the offense it isn't offsides.

Inzaghiball is unwatchable, he's just the italian cholo

Do you not know a 0-0 when you see it, old man?

Cmon salzberg score some facking goals

*slurps*
Thank you, Infantino. May I have seconds?

>>149370645
At least they have defenders (on the pitch).

nice adams apple

black day for us ABUEFAs

>>149370694
bbc

>>149367551 (OP)
>+7

UNTIL AL HARAM SCORES

Saudi Arabia and Austria retain their unbeaten status

WE ARE AO CLOSE
CMON

>>149370601
I sincerely despise spoken Spanish. There's no nice-sounding accent, and I will die on that hill. Spaniards sound like faggots, yes, but sometimes I feel like I'd rather listen to that then to whatever the fuck all the accents over here in Latin America are. Rioplatense spanish sounds retarded, but then I hear a Venezuelan immigrant speaking and want to tear my ears off. And don't get me started on central Americans, whose accents make it painfully obvious their iq can't be anywhere above 80. Mexican is comically funny to the point that it's impossible to take them seriously. Peruvian spanish is rough, but not as rough as Bolivian spanish. Colombians can't help but sing as they talk and are also hard to take seriously. Chilean spanish is a joke. Paraguayans don't exist.

Our fault for being brown

>game over
>thread hasn't even hit 200 posts
grim

I missed the match
how was it?

>>149370810
Boring like a typical soccer game

-90 minutes

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY THE FUCK DID THAT REF BLOW THE WHISTLE ON OUR COUNTER THO FUUUUCK HIM

>>149370765
Just give some pussy to this fucker. Look at what the lack of it is doing to him

All the matches in this tournament are boring except for Brazil’s.

>>149370827
I'm just stating the truth, anon.

>>149370810
Best match ever. You will never be able to experience something like this. If you missed it, your life is pointless from now on.

>Bono MOTM
SAYS A LOT ABOUT AL HALAL

>>149370765
terminally online: the post

With this result who is going in?

>>149370765
>Colombians can't help but sing as they talk and are also hard to take seriously.
That's just paisas, the Bogotá accent is neutral and based

Salzburg probably out
I don't see them winning against Real

>>149370858
>neutral
You guys seriously need to start recording yourselves

All spanish sounds the same to me tbqhwydesu

>>149370810
Imagine watching San Telmo-Almagro on a tuesday at 3 PM, but worse.

>>149370856
Real for sure, and it depends if Al Hilal can beat Pachuca; if they do, they're also in

>>149370855
>>149370838

Fuuuuck if we manage to get a draw against Halal Madrid aswell bros..!
MD2 and we are 2nd place I cant believe it

>>149370765
lol never met a Hispanic that said they hated Spanish
Yeah Central Americans sound low iq, Mexicans sound funny, Chileans sound legitimately gay. I’m biased since I like to plow venezolanas but their accent sounds like they are whining/crying to me (and they don’t like to pronounce “s”). Tbh the most sing-songy accent to me is the argieland, Colombians…sound proper when they speak Spanish and I have no fucking idea why.

Pls Panchuka do your best against oil riggis

>>149370873
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDUGbg7Rclc&pp=ygUMYWx2YXJvIGdvbWV6

Tell me this isn't the most neutral and easy to understand accent of all the accents in Spanish

>>149370968
>loses only by 2
welcome

>>149370968
Did you see their game today?
They literally lost with 1 up the whole game, horrible team.

>>149370765
kys spanish sounds lovely, i'd rather speak spanish than this retarded ass language we speak

>>149370983
>>149370999
PLS LET A MAN DREAM

>>149370912
I don't hate written Spanish, but yeah, when it comes to spoken Spanish, I despise it. I know other Latin Americans take it personally, and I wish they would just stop and listen to the people talking around them, and they would realize how unrefined it sound.

>>149371024
>sounds lovely
Which accent? Also, Brazilian might sound funny, but at least it's great when sung.

>>149370810
It was so bad that Melissa Ortiz (post-match commentary) called it the worst game of the CWC live on air

>>149370982
Being easy to understand doesn’t mean neutral.
>cherry picking two high class cachacos
That’s not how people in bogotá talk

>>149371078
FUCK MELISSA

>>149371065
>Which accent?
i really enjoyed both porteño and whatever accent you guys have in Colonia Del Sacramento. I know Colombian accent also sounds lovely but never heard it IRL, only in the internet.

>>149371130
It might be due to you not being that familiar with the language. I find Rioplatense Spanish retarded and aggressive.

>>149371094
I agree

>>149371065
Have you worked in a professional environment? I find Spanish spoken at the professional level to be quite different than the regular Spanish 99% of Hispanics use. Doesn’t matter which country they’re from, but educated professionals speaking Spanish sounds excellent (especially when it comes from a woman con una cara fría).

>>149370856
>>149370892
If Al Hilal beat Pachuca (they probably will), they're in unless Salzburg and RM tie by 2-2 or higher.
Salzburg needs to win against RM or tie with them 2-2 or higher to advance no matter what. If they tie 1-1 or lower they need Al Hilal to fail to win. If they lose, they need Al Hilal to lose.
RM is in unless they lose against Salzburg and Al Hilal wins against Pachuca.

>>149371200
>It might be due to you not being that familiar with the language
you are the only weird autist who hates his own accent, stop trying to gaslight people into thinking that's common

>>149371266
FUCK MELISSA UNIRONICALLY

>>149371024
I'm always the first guy to call portuguese "drunk spanish" but it's not THAT bad, anon...

>>149371379
I'm telling him the truth.

>>149370982
https://youtu.be/84aFjmtBgGA
This is how real rolos talk
Stop fooling yourself anon. Seriously.
There ain't such a thing like a neutral accent and if you really think otherwise you're a retard

>>149371350
I can only pray for Halal disasterclass
Eben so, 4 pts by MD2 is a lot higher than I expected for us

>>149371530
I'm hoping Al Hilal and Salzurg both win on the last match day so RM gets grouped.

>>149371581
That would be phänomenal :D
Salzburg in the Club World Cup Knockout matches..
GN Japbro

>>149371090
>That’s not how people in bogotá talk
El rojo promedio habla más neutro y menos cantado que el resto del país, duelale al quién le duela. Que los gamines y gemelos hablen todo marica es una cosa, pero eso nadie lo niega.

Siempre se ha considerado uno de los acentos más neutros de la hispanósfera, al igual que el limeño y el costarricense. Deje el cope y acepte la realidad

>>149371504
>This is how real rolos talk
>Posts a gamín
Kek, I could do the same posting a nea, corroncho, etc.

What's the point of posting the worst of a region? That's like saying the London accent is nigger tier because you cherry picked Cockney chavs as an example, you have to take the average person into account.

This is how actual normal (non gamín) people in Bogotá speak (inb4 "they're gomelos)

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/TX3QTm9f2to

>>149371807
Callese cachaco, solo es poner un pie en Bogotá para darse cuenta el pitico que tienen al hablar.

>>149372066
Do you genuinely listen to that video you posted and think is neutral? Well if that's the case then I suppose there ain't nothing to discuss m8. Keep believing what you want. but I can assure you most of the hispanics don't think like that

>>149372077
>Cachaco
Kek I knew it, there's someone at the door btw, you should see who it is

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