>>149367570>Goes from wanting to kill our best player to gg hope you guys win your division What the fuck is wrong with cusb fans?
Angels.
Hendricks didn't have it today.
>>149367553 (OP)>-0.4 dWAR>literally has a worse dWAR than a DH
Apparently this is the first series win for the Mariners at Wrigley field.
this is no good
...
this is no good
>>149367599that isnt even true!!!
>>149367597>Why are women like this?Limited sample size.
Badres frens... neither of us can hit. We're going to be in the ninth in five minutes
THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
THE MARINERS WIN THE SERIES THEIR FIRST EVER AT WRIGLEY
tired of this shitty no-hitting no-pitching dodgers baseball. i'm an angels fan until the dodgers EARN my support again
Missed their chance to do some damage against raleigh
>>149367613I bought that album.
>>149367639>posted it again award
Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD tonight?
COME PADRES, SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS
Rengifo about to GIDP i can sense it
>>149367597spoiler: it's "emotional" abuse. my wife claimed the same when I gave her the silent treatment last week, so it must be some current trend. remember when all women had ADHD because they were just lazy?
>>149367630>doyers lose>lifelong angels fan
>>149367666bau bau is a poodres supporter?
ROYALS ROYALS ROYALS ROYALS ROYALS
NOLAN FUCKING SCHANUEL
WHO SAID HE DOESN'T HAVE POWER?
>>149367639I see you insisted that she have 5 fingers this time
>>149367691Dingger!
Dingger!
Dingger!
>>149367658The only good team in the league are the Detroit Tigers
>>149367717Why are โtoids like this?
>>149367224>>149367255>>149367434what is wrong with cubes fans?
>>149367570>gg hope you win?
>>149367597why are men abusive pieces of shit?
My name is Anon and im an alcoholic.
>>149367725sweet or "cooling"? probably because they're peppermint
>>149367729those are arson judge fans who know cal is winning mvp this year over their short perch merchant, zero clutch hits in his career loser
>>149367732Because real men are based trad chads
>>149367729sorry my emotions got the best of me I'm not a bad person gg!
>>149367760>real men are based trad chadsSo deeply closeted fags?
>>149367765>>149367717>redditprobably some staged bullshit for clout
Dodgers cannot handle the Slurve
>>149367782are you saying you want to be dominated by a High T red cap?
Soroka is carving up our doyers
>>149367597they baystars will be able to replace Bauer soon enough
Which white players have yellow skin?
My Jintsies tie the game!
Someone needs to hit that Raleigh guy in the head
>>149367793>>149367802I mean so far they've had a pretty small sample size I'm sure they'll make some contact next inning
>Finally get a hit
>Conforto AB
ffs
Who has the best curves, including slurves, in baseball?
dang i wanted the nats to get a no hitter
Mike Yastrzemski, son of Carl Yastrzemski
>>149367879Curveball? Get with the times old man. You throw a slider or sweeper or you go back to the minors till you do.
At this point I'm just happy to get Saroka's pitch count up
>>14936784810 K's through 5
>>149367630lifelong dodger fan but kind of bored of their shitty playing recently. i like othani but it's also annoying how much dick riding he gets. i understand why people hate us
Maybe you shouldn't have sent Hendrick back out there to give up a 4 pitch walk you FUCK
Last chance for Dodgers to make a stand. If the Nats score here, Doc is pulling the plug
>>149367936>correcting retardslet the tards tard
STREEEEEEEEEEETCH THAT HOLE!
did anyone screencap the pug eating a hotdog from the dodger game?
>>149367928>kind of bored of their shitty playing recently.I remember this being the vibe last year while. Some friend of mine asked why they were always losing. Meanwhile, they were the best team in baseball.
As it stands, Dodgers are currently the second best team in baseball and the best in the NL.
giolito was just serving them up
bailey got a slow and low meatball he could have crushed, and fitzgerald and devers both had a shot too
>>149367974get fucked diamondtards
>listening to karros make excuses for lifeless dogshit dodger baseball
oh god shut the fuck up
>>149368015>oh god shut the fuck upyou sound like a woman
>>149367978>As it stands, Dodgers are currently the second best team in baseball and the best in the NL.reminds me of something wise the giants live by
>>149367978yeah i had moved to new york last year and essentially didn't watch during the summer last season, then was glued to the tv during the post season, it was a wild ride
>>149368015u r so mad I culd cook an eg in ur but
>>149368030Whoโs the first?
>>149367930Tell me anon, who leads the AL West? Without Yordon, after trading Tucker, letting Bregman walk, and with 7 SPs on the IL?
please forgive me as a cubs fan
>>149368028Because i am??
as a cubs fan i apologize
>>149368028Why is being a woman such a bad thing?
>>149368049It's a cubs fan with zero shame thay cant take a loss
>>149368057you're a whining faggot regardless of gender
>>149368057Yeah? well I'm gay
>>149368028calm down hjelle
>>149368079No wonder these umpies can't make it in the bigs
Brooms are out. Somalisota could never. My closer is a 4 out psycho.
Horrible steal attempt Altuve
AND THE LSU TIGERS WIN THE COLLEGE WORLD SERIES
risp with no outs, mv3 up, let's see how we blow this one
>umps giving ohtranny a free walk
>Walk Ohtani
>GIDP Mookie
>K Freeman
book it
>>149368134Don't they always?
Who was in the wrong here?
>>149368066ay culd but ay wunt
Victory bratwurst all around
>>149368134Unfortunately, Kade Anderson has a 50% chance of being drafted by the Angels.
>>149368049Didnโt they get walked off twice by the swinging Aโs
>>149368182the fat dh chirping about defense and fitness
>>149368189Why is that unfortunate? They could really use someone like that.
How many of these guys are gay? It's always been my fantasy to have a secret affair with a college baseball player. No homo.
>>149368182big papi is just seething because devers doesn't care enough about him to return his calls
Sorota gassing
make him pay lads
>>149368208Who's mom is that?
We need that Funky Muncy now more than ever
>>149368200are you going to root for them when they go to LV?
>>149368208I was hoping you'd webm this
>>149368217studies have found 75% of baseball players are homosexual
>>149368216It's unfortunate for the player. It's like Paul Skenes being drafted by the Pirates.
>>149368208thank the gods for bessie
>>149368074I'm a girl tho
>>149368208>this is a 10/10 in the southgrim
>>149368255fitting since 75% of professional baseball is played outside of the US
>>149368229https://youtu.be/DX_wprkggoE?si=1kMxONGjuXSiSNf5
>>149368264Don't care handle a loss with some class
>>149368257The Angels are looking like they're turning thing around. If they play their cards right they could be contenders in the next few years.
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max muncy is fat
>>149368228>>149368237>>149368239>>149368250>>149368263>>149368267>all these 4 foot 7 doypacos(Indians) going crazy for a mid white womanClockwork
>>149368255What was the sample size?
>Zerpa's in
It's over for Sadres. GG
>>149368290>The Angels are looking like they're turning thing around
>>149368303envious female hands wrote this
>>149368303>being so low test you can't get hard for a "mid white woman"You've incriminated yourself.
Reminder this is the Cubs troon who can't handle when they lost
>>149368303low test dodger obsessed post
>>149368208i'm more of a legs buy but you can't deny a great rack. been wanting to cum on a girls tits recently not sure why
>>149368313Yes. They have a lot of young guys and they're improving. This time last season they were 30-46 and now they're right around .500 playing better than anyone expected them to.
they got the mexicans fixing the mound
>>149368217i only know from a friend in the minors but some. one of his teammates used to sell his ass, i forget which one but he got called up, amazing 180
MAXIMUM MUNCHIES
MAXIMUM MUNCHIES
MAXIMUM MUNCHIES
>>149368344how about you calm the fuck down, asshole?
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M U N C E D
200th HOMERUN IS A SALAMI!
Muncy Grand Slam, nature is healing
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn't chase. You can almost hear him sneering "that's 0.16cm outside" as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.
MAXWELL
SWINGING THE SILVER HAMMER
>>149368380the mets equivalent of the american dream
>>149368236GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAND SLAM
>>149368344>troonI'm literally xx chromosomes female but okyay
Grand Salami for that Funky Muncy
that funky muncy (angels fandom cancelled, lifelong dodgers fan here)
>>149368303>mid bla bla bla blahow is it being in the closet? do you like to top or bottom
>>149368363kek first time this post has made me laugh
Enjoy it while you can doyerfaggots
>200hr
now that's a sample size!
>>149368428that explains it
>>149368369Congrats on still not being near completion of your 11 year rebuild
>>149368440Your tears are delicious queer!
Natsbros.... the sample size......
>>149368443explains what?
>>149368449fuck off if you don't like it
>>149368309still have time to delete this post bro
>>149368421lol, i live in nyc now and all my friends are mets try hard fans they seethe when i go to yankee games instead
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>stop
Padres about to hit a grand slam
>>149368464garbage stadium
>>149368463Delete your life
>>149368440we deserve this, we have been suffering without a win for 36+ hours
>>149368474I did get mezcal last night
>>149368471I doubt Iglesias can do that, but I can see a respectable game tying single or double
>>149368480it's better in person and much better than going to fucking queens
>>149368450The problem was they weren't rebuilding and trading away guys that could have helped the team. Now they're holding onto what they have and trying to build on it. Perry has done a pretty decent job with the circumstances he's in.
>>149368498You clearly know ball
>>149368497>I did get mezcal last nightIs that soda beverage?
>>149368219Damn I saw a picture of him showing his text messages to Devers that were left on unread lol
Dammit royals do better next time
>>149368503Yeah that's why most people say they prefer Citi Field. Yankee Stadium was designed for herbs
banda is due to give up a homer unfort
>>149368208Sexo sexo
I'm so horny
Sexo sexo
I need the sexo!
>CS 8 times in 78 games and tweaks his arm
dude shouldn't be trying to steal bases
>pulls him off the bag
isn't that cheating
>>149368208she can sample my size
>>149368530kek that's sad
My Jintsies tie the game on a safety squeeze
>>149368200I genuinely thought the As would be the team to threaten us in the AL West this season. I think yal have a good young team and itโs unfortunate that youโre homeless.
We are half way to nu tho.
>my nats
>after I posted meme after meme implying we would G A P E the opposing team
Par for the course, they like to make it a show. We're coming back to win this one easily. I'd bet my virgin asshole on it
>>149368598old school baseball
>>149368615>virgin asshole
So since Toronto got bopped by The Popes Team are they frauds?
I missed most of the game because i thought it started later, but the Bandits are playing the Blaze
https://www.mlb.com/ausl
Why ohtani only pitch 1 inning
>>149368615You either smart or stupid gay
You know that if you lose nobody is willing to fuck you anyway so you'll remain a virgin or you are gay, not even the gays are willing to fuck you tho. nice try.
"Rebuild" and "rebuild"! What is "rebuild"?
and there's the nats fielding error. I literally called it; it was a sample size issue.
I [spoiler]believe in[/spoiler] conforto
he can't keep getting away with it
>>149368661I'm still watching post game show than the softball comes on
2025
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>>149368657anybody can lose to His Holiness' sacred team. It just happened to be us this afternoon
>>149368680Fancy awoo there
Loutos better not work a clean inning for the Nats when he couldn't do it for the Dodgers
My Jintsies retake the lead!
>>149368464Based atmosphere.
teo should throw sunflower seeds at conforto when he gets a base hit
kek first softball play I see the first baseman makes an error and a fat girl gets to first base
You MotherFucking Red Sox! Are we going to give another game away to these Fuckers today!?
>>149368690this post is conforto's season in a nutshell
Schanuel with another RBI!
>>149368616We small ball nao.
No really, Giants have done so many safety squeezes this season
>>149368711heh
this pitcher can't even throw a free 3-0 strike, ohtani should just not swing at all.
>>149368711just for advancing the runners would do
now would be a nice time for slumptani to wake up
My B A S E D Nats loading the bases for Ohtani to lull the doyers into a false sense of security before we make a comeback
>>149368662because he's garbage
>>149368549what does herbs mean in this context. citi field is nice but i just don't like queens
>>149368714Next play the SS get routine DP ball and doesn't go to 2nd but goes to first than 3rd play a 3 run homerun lol this sucks
BASES CLEARING TRIPLETANI
Why is the MLB investigating this? Half the Fucking players cheat on their wives! Just because she Fucking posted it on TikTok!?
lucky hit should have been a double play
>>149368698I just wanted to feel better losing to yankees, when in all honesty since Adley an Gunnar came up we've done well against. Sorry for pickin on you byrbbro <(@-@<)
shohei ohtani... the jappy knees man...
Zesty boi brings Ohtani home!
>monday night football theme for the 7-3 score
kek, based dieter
He can start on the mound and have a 3-run triple in the same game!
mookie slap!
>>149368770>Just because she Fucking posted it on TikTok!?yes
Yeah... I'm thinkin my Nats are BACK! Let the doggie doos run that score up, then hit them hard in the 9th! All according to plan
>>149368615HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Trout just watching the most hittable pitches go right down the middle and then swings on the slider out of the zone.
Legitmately the worst at bat i have ever seen from him what the fuck was that
>>149368791Rams 8
Redskins 3
>2pt conversion is good
>>149368814he's a jobber, perfect for that franchise
>>149368781no, thanks for FINALLY doing what you get paid a billion dollars to do
>>149368770What baseball anime is on that kids shirt?
the lone gnatfag is swinging from the end of a noose right about now
Even the free man getting in on this.
>>149368814He's cooked. The only way to salvage his legacy is to get injured again and have people wonder what could have been instead of watching him put up .200 average seasons for the next 5 years.
>Doyers comeback 0-3
>Giants take a three run lead tied 5-5
>Top of the Padres order coming up
NL West was just fucking around until the 8th inning
fucking LMAO why are the nats imploding?
LEGITMATELY the worst AB i have ever seen from Trout. That shit was embarassing.
>>149368770the term "abuse" is too loose, bet it was "emotional"
>>149368708this, picture doesn't portray the atmosphere
>>149368869kek what an at bat
>>149368866Starting pitcher was done for the day and the relievers are shitting themselves.
>>149368860but I'm a girl
>>149368781sorry i doubted you ohtranny
>>149368603Theyโll always have a home in my heart. Not to mention that I will be visiting them in the new stadium once it opens. This ainโt the moneyball teams of the last anymore. We got serious funding behind us now.
MAXWELL SWINGING THE SILVER HAMMER ONCE AGAIN
Humiliation ritual for the gnats
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn't chase. You can almost hear him sneering "that's 0.16cm outside" as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.
HOW CAN ONE FAT MAN DO ALL THIS
Muncy
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>it was 3-0
>>149368814Is Trout a Hall of Famer if he retires today? Yeah a lot of his single season numbers are impressive, but his career numbers, when I looked them up I was kind of actually disappointed.
>>149368835Tried yandex and sauce but I unno >-<; I am also not well versed in sport anime outside of boxing
>>149368844Sure bud... if by "swinging from the end of a noose" you mean "sucking hard on a thick cock". Bitch.
what a gaping, gnatsissies...
>>149368938>sauceIs it Cane's sauce?
Sorota pitched his ass off and has nothing to show for it. at least he's not getting tagged with the loss.
sit the FUCK down, midget
>>149368937Honestly? No. I like him but no there are literally 1000s that have his numbers since 1900s okay mebbe not that many but still.
>>149368937no where close
Glad that the doyerhivemind have never doubted Muncy
>>149368869This. Dude needs to get traded to the Giants ;)
Damn, Royals robbing Merrill. Sick catch doe. At least Merril hitting the ball well!
keekay definitely pitching today
>starter almost pitches a no hitter
>relievers come in to punt the game
Is there anything sadder in sports?
>>149368937He has more WAR than a lot of Hall of Famers. So absolutely yes.
>>149368996he looked legit washed before he put the glasses on
>>149368975Haven't had that in a bit.. So ill say royal farms or Wawa :D
>>149368996I never have tho the defense and cold spells at the plate have frustrated from time to time
>>149369019the heckin WAR value?!
>>149369016how is 1inning of scoreless baseball a "no hitter"? ohtranny fags are too much
>>149369049Thatโs not offensive. They love sucking cock
>>149369060into a trashcan, I hope
https://youtu.be/H58vbez_m4E?si=O7Vy63gacTa0VTAx
>>149369060He should be banned from the MLB.
>>149369060Yes. Him and Duran
>>149369019Oh Wow! He has more of a made up Bullshit stat than many Hall of Famers? I knew WAR was a made up number as soon as I saw that someone like Roger Clemens is 8th all time.
Adell!
Really thought that would be caught lol
hey dodgers fans, any of you know how to watch minor league games? i have SNLA through my cable subscription, but that's not doing it. do i need SNLA+?
>>149369085What about durans twin brother Duran? ^_^
padres have to walk this off now
>>149369049Yeah but they're 4-1 against your scrub team this year
>efaguel fagsรฉ
โโโeliteโโโ closer btw.
Trivino you better not let go of this rope
>>149368937Which career numbers are disappointing for a CF with a pretty great glove? .297 BA? 400 HR? 200 SB?
Wasn't the dodger game 3-0 like 25 minutes ago?
mets6
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made for BPC (Big Phanatic Cock)
is kike pitching the ninth?
>>1493691278 run lead with 4 outs to get is pretty much over
Injuns gonna blow it
>one little two little three little injuns
>>149369133since Barry Bonds is 2nd on that list, that means he's in the HoF, right?
>>149369136>grand slam>bases loaded triple>3 run hrlife comes at you fast
>>149369143if shitvino doesn't blow it
>>149369129>arguing with zoomers about baseball
>>149369115you spent 765 million on a scrub who hates your franchise
>>149369140How does she barely have loods?
>>149369159more of a football city really
>>149369160He should absolutely be but the writers are little bitches who play favorites.
>>149369169lol
kekini even
>>149369129How many gold gloves does Mike Trout have again?
Xander Boegarts is so back
>>149369184How to tell you're correct in one eaay step ask the HOF writers about the famous bloody sock of Curt
>>149369213Yankleticdians?
fact
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>>149369194>rookie pitcherok, how did he do against wheeler?
>>149369216They're looking good
>>149369228Fuck my boricua ass
My Blaze just blew another lead.
Whitekees won, Cubkees lost, Raynkees lost, and Yankletics lost. Sad day for baseball today.
>>149369229this. it's too small a sample size
>>149369193 Wat? Is philly phrantic not a woman? @_@;;
>>149369243i wish the blaze would blow me
>>149369243I bet you wish it was you instead
>>149369216schmitt has been really good wtf
>>149369243What are the Blaze?
>>149369229Don't know who that is
>>149369160And he still had at least 5 years in him if he didn't get blacklisted for shitting on all the records
>2 fan interferences in one game
fucking pacos
Dodgers fans just stole Ohtanis homer kek
>>1493691970 but he already has 31.4 more bWAR than HoFer David Ortiz. hope you nerds are just trying to troll.
>the kid crying
Kino, regrettably.
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>>149369269He's making up for some bad base running and defense errors.
>royals
padres still aren't going to gain a game today
>ohtani hitting in garbage time
never fails
>>149369284looks like it'd have gone right off the top of the wall, but they'll call it a homer for precious ohtani
BIG FLY (ON CREW CHIEF REVIEW) OHTANI SAN
Somebody post a screenshot of that crying Asian kid
Walk off! OMG saved the day, also GG Royals! It's still a Padroyals alliance so you win in my book :)
lmao at the chinito crying
>>149369316don't know but it sure as fuck is higher than Ortiz'
Fuck Boston, they just got that ass whooped. I love Devers now.
>I don't need you to build my case!
just make out already
>>149369328no please don't, it will be used against me every time i complain about this team
how are trout warfags still a thing
got i love ohtani, he steps up in the biggest moments when the team really needs a spark!
>>149369348and his ring count?
Burke is so loud when he grunts
I'd like to see your starting pitcher do that
>>149369377they're also ohtranny fags
>>149369095I watch all my shit online
>>149369377I was the one who took up the cause and I've never cared about the argument, but you guys are retarded if you don't think he's a HoFer
>>149369382Idc about Trout
Just give Kikรฉ the cy young already
>>149369390He's obviously not fat. He's very muscular. He looks kind of big to me. His face is a bit chubby but his body frame is very athletic so it rounds out. I'm not trying to sound gay. That's just how I objectively view it.
>>149369409based nip speaking the truth
>>149369413Makes sense to me?
WALKED OFF GET FUCKED TRASHCANS
>>149369394>starting pitcher for the savannah bananas
>>149369248Idk, I think weโre gonna need a few more bro ships to get through this slump. Uberkees won, Lyftkees won,
NETOOOOOOOOOOO PINCH HIT HOME RUN
>>149369390>active pitcherreally stretching the definition of "active"
>>149369402poor kid, this probably ruined the whole game for him
This bit them in the ass. Jints got a grand slam on kike
>>149369438past time for the brat to man up anyway
keekay's meme magic is gone
>>149369340GG. Good luck with the rest of your season
>>149369049i hate the mets
t. new yorker
GET HIM OUT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
>>149369460I'm tired of the shit
>>149369460ump wont call strikes, batters just take and walk now. this fucking meme has to end
HOLY SHIT SCHANUEL JUST MISSED TYING IT
>>149369159for pussy and drugs everything else is cope
gg boston
day off tomorrow
doyerpaco seething so much he's gonna post his astros image here
>>149369197How many did E Mart have? And how many rings?