Thread 149371878

Wonked nose edition

Strickraped in big 2025

>>149372208
>>149372208
I'm taking ochem 2 in 2 weeks. i'm going back to college to finish my bio degree as a condition of getting into law school (i'm 1 class short of my double major degree). i took ochem 1 like 8 years ago, never paid attention, and scraped by with a C. i'm trying to relearn it now so i can get an A in ochem 2 lol

>>149371878 (OP)
The churka fears the Greek-Macedonian

>>149372360
Coloreds can't fight.

this is what euros do to the weak ass burger fighters

>>149372404
bappa you do realize he gets Frozen like Elsa immediately after, no?

>>149372404
>euros
That lad is chinease

>>149372360
I like how Islam is Dagestan, but Magomed is Russia.. who the fuck made that bullshit
Dricus is South Africa, but JDM is Italy

>>149372322
dang brother, sometimes i come off as a dick becuase i am one, but keep at it bro. im working in the industry right now and it's kinda lame lol
regulations are a fucking headache. my favorite fighter for the upcoming ppv is van, he's fun to watch and currently peaking

History will absolve Jon

>>149372480
He is a wog, jack is a nickname, his real name is guacomo della malladena.
In Australia, wogs aren't considered australian

>>149372524
History and a Judge

>>149372516
no worries anon
Van is awesome. his boxing is beautiful, I just wish he had more power. he also doesn't have the best chin and is tiny even for flw. I hope he can become champ but I think he's gonna end up being a top 5ish fan favorite. but he's still pretty young and can grow a little more and just make people quit like Max Holloway. only issue is his chin and size

>>149372524
nah he's done in the next 2 years, there's 3 realistic paths for him right now:
1- he gets outed as the P Diddy of MMA and ends up in prison
2 - he gets depressed, even more drugged and kills his family, ends up in prison
3 - same as the second path except he doesn't kill his family but kills himself

>>149372550
So Dricus should be Netherlands then

No European man alive can freestyle upon me.

>>149372661
it's a real shame when a young girl gets lip fillers

>>149372661
sevral small tattoos all over her arm and hand, filter. Keep that ran through slut

>>149372661
Imagine her with Khalil Roundtree, yum!

>>149372610
van is going to be a journey man type of fighter, good enough to stay in the top 15-10 but not good enough to become champion. im surprise flyweight division is getting better, i expected the ufc to cut the division a few years ago

we cannot follow them

>>149372661
imagine her holding onto one your your nuts and talking at it like that

There is not a single European champion right now.

>>149372776
yeah, I wanted to say top 10 but thought that was too harsh since his only loss is a KO in a fight he was winning, and because he can still physically mature and improve a ton on strategy & technique
125 is pretty solid these days. do you know Lone'er Kavanagh? he might be the truth

>>149372661
Imagine her with a thong sandaled chad

>>149372807
merab, volk, jack, dricus, tom, shev, weili

>>149372807
Aspinall is British
Ankalaev is Russian
DDP is Dutch-Belgian
De La Maddalena is Italian
Makhachev is Russian
Topuria is Spanish
Merab is Georgian

Kody. Fucking. Steele.

>>149372888
all Middle Eastern shitholes

>>149372884
>>149372888
Wrong.

We are all one heeman race

>>149372888
>Topuria is Spanish
>Merab is Georgian
if aptoro is spanish then Merab is rightfully American

>>149372927
holy based and truthpilled

>>149372939
Representing America and flying the US flag has to be the gayest shit

me when an american fighter gets heemed

>>149373076
No, you’re the gayest shit

everybody wail

>>149372832
>do you know Lone'er Kavanagh? he might be the truth
Ye but Loner is a hapa and those guy tend to be bums BUT he won his debut so he might no be fraud like ting ting stear

>>149372832
yeah the guy with the chinese flag from london? he's alright, i havent seen much to make a good assessment

>>149371878 (OP)
Chills...

brazza who giv heem glock wit switch

Oh. My. Hecking. Ari Emanuel. It's international fight week! or whatever that means

>>149373221
What does aleksandre have to do

what is Ari thinking about right now ?

>>149372661
all of these female mma youtubers have 40 year old drug dealing sugar daddies, and this one isnt even attractive look at her lips BLEGH

No one, nobody and not even the bookies think shartles has any chance against Ilia, even Ilia is constantly talking about Islam in his media tours, he 100% believes him to be a bum he can shit on.

>>149373349
^incel virgin chud

>>149373389
found her paypig

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Final Fantasy Stranger Of Paradise is such an fucking godlike game, you just go around fucking dispensing fucking god damn weems on mother fuckers
Capcha: Joe Pyfers Dick

anons itt actually believe that topturo is going to beat charles? jfc you guys are retarded

>>149373389
Ye he sounds bitter, maybe he got cucked

>>149373368
Whats your excuse gonna be when Oliveira beats Topuria

>>149373148
OOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>149373442
Topuria has the touch of flushening, its over for shartles

>>149373269
He wonked Ilia's nose when Ilia was helping Aleksandre spar for his own fight. We previously thought Volk at least had a moral victory in wonking it.. then we pivoted to Max being responsible... then further inspection from Getty proved us wrong. We're so pathetic...

>>149373459
I know without a single shadow of a doubt that you yourself know he has no chance.

>>149373535
Chandler would clean Ilia's clock.

topuria gets stopped by gamrot

>>149373221
That's still an "alex" who broke it so take that

>>149373223
send him 2-3 years o block and forget

What stops Americans from having a champ? Everyone has one..

We have pinpointed that Volk wonked ilia's nose, as we can see in his post-fight press conference.

The damage is shown clearly where the wonking twist caused by Volk's jabs.

>>149373636
they had one but hes a pussy and gay

if toporio gets taken down by shartles he may not find his way back up

I'm not going to take screenshots. I'm not going to try to remember posts. I'm not even going to say 'I told you so". I'm just going to watch Chuck Olives finish Bumturo in the champ rounds. After, I will post pic related with zero text attached and you'll know because we'll all know.

>>149373636
>>149373657
Fuck you

>>149373526
No, he got his nose splattered across his face by one of the argentines he brings in to spar with
>>149373535
The illegal shots after eye poking charles?

I'm late to the party, but how did this thread react to Chandler having a daughter who actually has his genes? I'm guessing a lot of shitposting about that

>>149373636
We have a champion and his name is Merab doublecheesevili, maybe you heard of him.
You on the other hand have none.

>>149373636
are merab

no jewish mma champions

post card questions, how was spammy able to post the gaped asshole so many times in a row? hollowayesque performance.

>>149373697
chandler confirmed its not his daughter
so he has 2 feral chimps and a poor white girl whose not even his

>>149373719
Nigga shut the fuck up, jews are just whiteboys

>>149373719
chase hooper will do it

>>149373719
Chris Weidman

>covers Merab's chest
kek you win this time muttbros

>>149373740
The Chandlers adopted two black crack boys and a white girl? Something something Brie living vicariously

>>149373758
No lol, jews are just another brand of inbred shitskins, i am afraid.
Pic rel is the idf

>>149373821
disembowel cuckservatives in minecraft

>>149373864
and somehow they still make subhuman 'toids their cattle. curious

>>149373864
ashkenazys are europeans larping as jews

how did whyt bois ended up cornering for da joos anyway?

>>149373886
Yo this rat is looking zesty, this rodent is looking moist, this hebrew got sugar in his tank. DICEY DICEY

>>149373939
moral guilt from the moustache man actions

Gane has been training with akhmed tazhudinov for the last 2 years. Has been in a full training camp for the past 10 weeks in Bahrain, Tazhudinov's home. Taz is the p4p #1 wrestler in the world and the guy who beat Sadulaev in 2023 (Sadulaev trained w Khamzat before Whittaker and he's guy Khabib just introduced to Dana to join the ufc)
Knowing how fast Ciryl Gane learns new skills, having mastered kick boxing in 4 years, I fear Tom is in major trouble....

>>149373939
treachery

>>149374038
Barack Tobama democrats...

>>149374038
*gets taken down anyway*

>>149374038
Yeah his wrestling is a lot better

>>149373740
Chandler is an evil piece of shit

>>149374038
Many are saying this

>>149374122
blame his wife, she's infertile and said it's been her dream to, verbatim, "adopt black children"

>>149374038
must be annoying to be a world class wrestler and mma bums are always begging for your time

Made Joe Rogan's 'za

joe pyfer set a world record on the UFC PI’s onahole

>>149374242
Tazhudinov is only 20 and is a big mma fan. A gane chad through and through, fortunately. He's taken him on as a personal project. Tom is truly fucked...

>>149374248
Can't get good anchovy pizza anywhere last place that actually had it put five anchovies on a large pizza I went back and heemed the place

why do you make pizza so often

>>149374361
i could tech him

>>149374038
You just know Jones will give Gane the rematch when he wins just to humiliate Tom even further.

>>149374407
Tazhudinov would put you in a spadle in 5 seconds and take turns with you

>>149374447
dana is done doing favors for jon. he won’t make gane dive this time

>>149374447
Jones will never dare to fight post spivack Gane

Tom(ala) xim/xer-sters?? I thought Dana said Tom(ala) was the champion now..?

>>149374460
nah i’d win

Jones has just announced he will be fighting Gane and never retired and that Tom has a retarded son

jones is just workin yall, baka 2000+25 and yall still got worked

The same way Volkov deconstructed and raped Pavlovich, the same way Gane will deconstruct and rape Aspinall.

There are levels to this game, and Tom just hasn't reached them.

it will be funny if Tom gets heemed Bisping might kill himself

>>149374879
I would love to witness Guru’s meltdown if Aspinall loses. espeically if it’s to someone like Almeida

Shamil will eat Aspinall alive

>>149372360
>No Blacks
>No Americans

Hmmm

>>149375126
no chinamen ever

Corporate sponsored UFC

Pepsi Topuria vs Coke Oliveira

I found fight fairy's apartment.

>>149375200
that's not funny b if true keep it to yourself in fact forget it and pray the rosary

In the current middleweight climate Prime Cung Le would be chanpion. Food for thought.

who the hell is chung lee

>>149375311
It's the guy in Mortal Kombat, the one cazzies use to spam kicks in pvp

dana should be white

>>149372661
Reminder that there are hundreds of thousands of women who look like her in Chechnya as well. Islam Makhachev's sister being one of them

>>149375280
People needa stop glazing old eras man

>>149375280
I think Rich Franklin would have heemed the entire division by this point

Stephan Bonner would have buttfucked Dricus

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

>>149375190
I would looooove to add microsoft to my name for 3$ and a potato a fight

>>149375849
For you

Pepsi is an objectively inferior product.

>>149375849
We cannot replace him we cannot replace him

UFC X PRIME Joshua Van flavored energy drink

Joshua Van UFC Van

Crazy how machida fought bj penn

*braps out a challenge*

>>149375849
Follow whom... where?

This week is a fight week.

Powerless manlets always struggle with reach bums I truly fear

we cannot do it

>>14937Bussy
f6061
>76
Gobussy

80p flri

>>149376108
factual post I lament

An international fight week some might say...

>>149375849
you are though

international fart week

>>149376149
jews and muslims bombing each other will always be keklmao

And the skill gap isnt that large I lament in primal fear
But if he wins there's nothing stopping him

Isn't every week an international fight week? Most of the poofc is international. And they are fighting every week.

Las Vegas fight week

Charles moves like a featherweight but ilia only needs one

Interim fight week would have been cool, imagine a card with only interim title fights

Imagine two absolute cranked out Laotian heavyweights fighting like huge hung niggers

Interdimensional Fight Week

>>149376260
Needs one, what?

Transexual Fight Week

Ive been dirnkingn

>>149376324
You heard me

they will devour you

>>149376149
Prospect? Iran is a solid contender you cazzie

Michelle Waterson
Ronda Rousey
Gina Carano
Julianna Pena
Amanda Nunes
Cris Cyborg
Kayla Harrison
Gabi Garcia
Taking turns raping my asshole

>>149376260
ilia has issues breathing through his wonk nose ever since Volk wonked it, it's safe to assume his cardio won't be good.

topturo is going to try to get the ko finish in round 1 but he will realize he's outmatched when the round ends. Charles submits him in round 2 anaconda choke.

Twerpuria cause he's a little twerp

>>149376460
Waterson would be ideal for 69 you know she keeps an immaculate undercarriage

Topuria is going to get on Top of oliveria

Name one (1) good win of any fighter, ever.

Ilia will awaken the quitter that is shartles trannyveira, he will remind him of all the times he quit against Holloway, Cub swasnson, Cerrone, Paul felder, Arman etc

Ive made every single women Ive been with since 17 cum. Irregardless of weems ive dispensed I am an legal winner

Who is the mma equivalent of the Oklahoma City Thunder?

>>149376728
this UFC commentator making shartles tap to striked is a damn good win

mcgoobs used to be a plumber fyi

>>149376728
Every Gane win

ilia vs max holloway 2 after they both win

Dana low key hates Merab

>>149376783
The double champ saw my turds

Gane by triangle

Merab is so thankful to Dana and publicly praises him and Dana knows he's absolutely fucking the fighters so Merab's purity, his saintly manner, it pierces like a meng into Dana's cold heart.

>>149376728
Gane’s second win over Volkov.

Is Merab gay?

>>149376935
Yeah that win aged really well

>>149376942
Maybe...

>>149376988
Who wonked his nose like this?

Am I gay?

Wonk or be wonked

wonk saggin

(do not read this backwards btw)

>>149377046
>>149377015

Curly Gane

Jon is back in Thailand

do something with you're lifes

>>149377122
I have a wife and three children. I need /heem/

>>149377046
niggas

>>149377164
I sure hope those Iranian scamps don't mess up international fight week

>>149377185
they'll do fucking nothing

Gaziev will protect us

RDA is an Ancient Egyptian??

Ufc bjj 1 Is on june 25 Mikey musumeci vs grabiel and the finals of the tuf like show for the inaugural champion at 155 & 170

>>149377234
Makes sense since between the 700 to 1492, the moors invaded and BLACKED nearly the entirety of western europe, this is why spaniards and the moortugeese look like shitskins.
The moortugeese went on the rape and creampie the American indians so yes RDA might have some egyptian DNA in him.

>>149377122
Im on new game plus 6 of Nioh 2 you ho. Respectfully.

American champion Merab Dvalishvili
American champion Alexandre Pantoja

Nobody gave Brazil shit for the two months they had no chanpions

>>149377309
*The moortugeese went on to rape and creampie American indians

>>149377234
what does he think that is telling him

History began on August 2, 1776

Respect Reyes

why does daner suddenly took an interest in pajamas wrestlefuck?

Im basically a asian Cody Garbrandt without any tattoos and longer hairs

>>149377458
wash your dreads chigga

>>149377458
so you're a jacked taiwanese issat rite?

>>149377458
You are a pajeet who stinks, take a shower rakesh

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPFFTFPFPFPPPFT
OOOOH MY GOODNESS!

>>149377503
>>149377511
>>149377526

>Enters the thread
>Heems the cazzie
>Derails the thread

>>149377453
Because its great

>>149377557
wtf he killed that guy

>>149377549
Everyone and their grandmother is shitting on bo nickal, pyfer went on an interview and out of nowhere shat on bo the other day.

>>149377581
Bro screenshotted and didnt crop a random moment of the UFC BJJ show on his phone with Spanish settings and 2 bars of signal

>>149377549
the pic that scared jannies into retiring early
>>149377581
fair enough, besides the tuf slop drama the training stuff is pretty fun

>>149377624
its cte, meng

>>149377619
Talmbout Bo Nicole? Pathetic to see...

Penn State wrestler in the UFC BJJ show got 2 opportunities to win a match because someone else had to pull out and lost both

mask from tapout man, what a marauder

>>149377619
gingers are like crabs in a bucket

>>149377624
Its a screenshot of ufc bjj instagram no the show
>>149377639
Yeah i hope the actual event Is better

>>149377619
Fucking makes me feel so alive holly shit, just need Jones to donkey punch Hasbullah to death and I can turn me loife around

Schaubed in the nickal

Alhamdulillah

yeah im thinking im team nickal now
#fuckthehaters

>>149377751
No. You aren't.

>>149377751
Dont do this b; we have been allies for so long you and I

Andy Varela nation

>>149377733
Yeah great match good webm

>>149377777
Loyalty royalty quints
México back on the bo boat now

>>149377731
Muslim and Palestinian relations summed up in a single image.

BOAT Nickal

People forget man, Torrez Finney was a marauding heemer on the amateur/regionals. Just like Bo. I fear Bo will have to become Finney in the PooFC (spamming failed takedowns and wall n stall) if he's to find any success.

the mma media will have to answer to me now

MOAT

Middest of all time

Hasbulla vs Aspinson UFC Asylum

Did Jon overtake Bo for KWABOTY?

>>149371878 (OP)
Guys, I thought you were exaggerating about Usman. But he's all that, a pillowfisted boring crotch sniffer. People go “but Usman won all the exchanges” since he never tried to finish the other nigga and the judges correctly deducted points from him.

just one last time before putting all my chips on bo

Bo Giggle

We should kidnap boniggle force him to cycle and train with jacked tai boys

>>149377988
Bo was already manhandling the consensus GOAT while clean as a whistle Renny Reindeer will get buttfucked in the rematch

I will namefag until Manon gets a titleshot

>>149378026
*proceed to not namefag*

>>149378118
trash fighter

>>149378118
humiliated and trashed by the count

maybe on planet retard

>>149378118
Bro got outstruck and wrestle fucked by Rampage and humiliated by "spider" literal bum

*gets in defensive stance*
I can't let you get close

Iran will heem

Iran will capture John Cena and TKO will have to give Penn back his Timecop clearance to save the day

Tears in the rain...

Do you think Jon will return if the charges are dropped?

>>149378118
Hendo has eyes from finland

>>149378284
Just another on of god’s tests

>have UFC debut
>your opponent has wrestling heavy style
>motherfucker misses weight by 10 pounds
>agree to catchweight
why did he do it bros?

>>149378118
Americana...

Jake Paul beat Nate Diaz

>>149378306
nigga got a georgian flag, shouldnt you have other things to be worrying about

>>149377907
Post moar

>>149378321
like what muttbro?

prime nick vs prime nate who wins

>>149378306
Roidbabby well passed his prime. His muscles were flopping around his frame when he was bouncing around

>>149378340
Guwop or Jeezy?

>>149378354
well past*

I do want to see Ilia vs Paddy so I hope charles gets flushed for good

>Become Christcuck
>Instantly turn into a bum

Wait so daner and the whole of reddit and half of 4chan expected for Jon to put Tom over? Same Jon that ran away from a crime scene and didn't say sorry?

>>149378418
cringe

jon want brazza cream in his bamhole

>>149378436
fake news

>>149378436
shut up

>>149378373
No

Heeminder jdm is the lineal bmf, and if Islam wins he is welter weight champ and new bmf but mf is bad in his culture so it's a double edge sword
Let's see how things play out

all brazzas line up and fill jon to bursting with inbred mountain goblin semen and I'm afraid to admit truthfully, it's real

>>149378516
there's about to be 3 bmf lineages lil bro

>>149378535
Wow it's essentially game of throwns (throw punches/judo throws)

Need one of you bitches to cone hold my dick as I pee. Maybe give me an little courtesy shake.

>Doesn't teach you anything
>Makes you watch his highlights instead of train
based

the office of war

oh no brazzas my tummy is making all sorts of noise bout to have a muttsplosion

in the office of war we have the room of war, war room for short

Dana White has invited you to join him in the War Room to discuss things.

joncock

>>149378531
Can you fuck off please

Jon assfucking Hasbullah and donkey punching hm to death

>>149377733
Grapplers forget all fights start holding hands on the feet

Jon Jones spinning Hasbulla like a centrifuge until his skeleton begins to detach from his skin and muscles

jiujitsu looks stinky

Ilia sadly might be like fizzy. Too big for FW and too small for LW.

You now remember Brian “T-City” Ortega

>>149378706
41 year old prospect, a fuckin kid

Payton Talbott is fighting a chute box weight bully

Hues are made of glass but I fear Talbott will be too afraid of getting taken down to impose his will

>>149378706
convicted pedophile brian ortega

>>149378706
*Buman Bumtega

brian ticity ortega

Dude when Felicity cut her hair short that was so brave

Aspinall vs Periera is pretty much finalised

>>149378814
This but it's never happening

>>149378814
No way they're skipping over Gane

had to get that monkey off my back

wtf Tom just waited like a good boy I cant wait for Mick Parkin to dethrone him

>>149378814
aspinall vs pereria will never happen

just watch Aspinall's first title defense will be cancelled due to staph on both his feet

first title defense should go to Marcin Tybura

>>149378875
this but for every division

They used to be friends...

any news on Tills UFC comeback

Pereira circle of yesmen let him party in Australia before his toughest fight to date

>>149378946
literal once in a lifetime chance to see Drake in Australia

Taking a Hunter Campbell on the Dana White

>>149378946
Circle of Yesmen

>>149378976
Mercle of cismen

Just heard Pereira is in Yemen right now

Yemen of cesspit

the circle of yemen

We have come far sveribro

just head Pereira joined the Baha Men

Pictures of D, pictures of C
Hung upon Jon's wall for the world to see
Pictures of D, pictures of C
Remind us all of what GOATs used to be

Dana I'm lost, I said
Though I knew he was sleeping

>>149372652
4- Gane expose Aspinall, Jones come back and subs him

>>149373864
Askhenazis are literally euro mutts
They are timmycels like you faggot

>>149379095
I bet they're not virgins like you

>>149379103
Devastating

>>149376442
They are bums who got fraudchecked

There isn't a man or wahrani itt I couldn't heem with my bear hands

>>149379099
Caio by TKO

Reminded that anyone that says that "Volk is Top 5" is a fucking idiot, his resume isnt even better than Israel and his WHOLE legacy is built off of beating Max whose number he had, 3 times over and a close fight he lost against a dehydrated Islam

Arman v Islam was a fake fight. They sold tickets with that headline and it just cost them 1 moicano salary.
Now they get to milk Charles for 1 more title fight headliner with the excuse of Arman is being punished, before putting Arman on another ppv headline.
All the while the sheep fans believe the most flexible guy on the roster sprained his back/missed weight.

It's like taking candy from a baby

>>149378288
Part native

>>149379125
The most flexible guy on the roster

>>149379125
I thought it was understood that he gave Moicano his title shot because they have the same coach and Moicano would never be given a title shot otherwise

>>149377907
>when you tell them you will only do 2 at a time, so they have to figure amongst them who gets to sit on the BWC

>>149376951
This is an important photo to me and my family please delete this

>>149379125
Arman wanted some pussy, Arman wanted to pound nina, he tried to impress her by stretching his back which is a famous mating ritual within churkas and snapped something.

>>149379134
Hm could be both if they were in cahoots

Jones is, yet again, innocent.

I wouldn't touch nina with a barge pole

I'd touch Nina with my cock right in her anus or mouth or vagina (in that order).

I'd have sex with like 99% of women
I'm in it for the challenge

Veronica Hardy

Pregnant porn should be illegal and Megan Olivi should be in prison for making that video

>>149379248
shes pregnantt?

>>149379233
Shes got that look in her eye Joe

Veronica Hardy has a retarded accent and it's cute

Megan Olivi with Joseph Benavidez' sisters

>>149379312
wow they're all taller than Joe

Caio vs Costa would have been bizzaro Costa vs bizzaro costa

>>149379312
4 1 3 2

>>149379320
Nvm that wasn't even a fight

>>149379326
Dumbass.
4, 2, 3, 1
>>149379318
the fucK?

>>149379320
Caio roasted Costa

Costa has been roasted

slow roasted

Cold brewed Paulo Costa

Dark roasted Paulo Costa freshly brewed for your enjoyment

Nothing better than a freshly brewed Paulo Costa in the morning

>>149373442
keep thinking you know everything.

yeah there's no way charles who has been dropped like 300 times in his career will get heemed by the heem master who just heemed the magic unheemable man

When ilia fearlessly entered Ryan halls guard and beat the shit out of him.. I knew he was the one

>>149379473
master? has 2 top level knockouts btw

guess the fighter

Fresh brewed cup a Caio in the morning

>>149379487
is ryan hall that goofball who did the dark souls rolls?

>>149379509
No he's the cool guy that did the dark souls rolls and everyone was afraid to fight

>>149379496
jamalhall

Jon Jones is the 2nd best ducker after Khabib now.
I bet Khabib is fuming, realizing now he didn't need to kill Fazza to duck Tony...

>>149379496
could be anybody

>>149379487
Hall was just not on form. He was on all kinds of antibiotics. He was half dead.

>>149372655
Dricus is the true African champion. He doesn't represent the Benelux

>>149379496
Many such cases

>>149379312
so fvcking fertile

>>149379125
It's like Arman didn't miss weight.
>UFC can keep news about fighters popping
hmm..

>>149379312
Nah no way, how does Joe look like an Aztec goblino while his “sisters” look like this?

Any fight that goes the distance should be an automatic draw. If you can't finish your opponent, you don't get the win.

I miss him so much bappas

Beaux Nickal

>>149379611
there should just be a flat finish bonus instead of dana picking fights/performances of the night. we would get many more heems

>>149379496
Israel Adesanya
Jamahal Hill

Imagine if Fernand trains ciryl right for a goof

>>149379605
Joe is handsome, what're you talking about

Megan is fit but have you seen her cook? Poor joey

>>149379689
She can cook, she made some shit a while ago I saw

>>149379689
She cooked wrong as a joke

Soon

>>149379689
She bought wingstop

>>149379689
yeah apparently she feeds joey her turds like he has to eat them with a fork and everything

>>149379700
why does he look like a strawberry thogh

One duck congratulating another

What the fuck

>>149379312
Damn, Joey's sisters took all the family's height genetics

>No chin
>Face fat
>Doughy arms
>Short
>Iron board chest
>Boxy mid section

Was Megan only hyped because she was the FIRST female interviewer?

>>149379715
>donald trump's favourite fighter's favourite fighter is jon jones
this says a lot about our society

>>149379729
Olivi is 5'2

Joanna mogged Joe here

>>149372939
Merab lived in Georgia until his early adulthood, that's why he'll always be Georgian. Ilia moved to Spain when he was a kid, so it's easier for him to claim Spain

>>149379715
Real recognize real

Who makes your favorite MMA content? For me, its gotta be Lucas Tracy, I watch everything from him

Will Megan come out as a MeToo victim?
>>149379753
15 is kid nowadays?

We need Schaub on Misfits boxing..

>>149379761
Imagine bogging your nose when you are in the 95th percentile of attractive. Smh

>>149379758
Bedtime

>>149379729
Joe took the melanin, evens out

>>149379777
Bedtime is cringe and a wigger, impressions are saving him

Islam mogs.

>>149379715
Gooby is not gonna like this

>>149379785
>Bedtime is cringe and a wigger
Good, mma was better in the 2000s when the average fan was a wigger wearing Tapout/Affliction

Benavidez lowkey a mogger..

>>149379793
Tapout and Affliction is whiteboy metal head culture, bedtime is a "lebron is my goat!!" and "I really been listening to Tyler recently" typa wigger. Kid is cringe

Green Back Record's Sweet Love are taking the music industry by storm

>>149379792
Being next to Khabib made Trump genuinely happy and smile.. the aura, the fucking aura

>>149379811
Ilia "La Reina" Topuria

BARBENHEIMER
>>149379811
How are you posting MP4s, back in the day you had to make everything into WEBms

>>149379833
Wet ass hamburger

Listen mate, I never said I liked bedtime. I just said I didn't dislike him. Completely different things mate.

>>149379824
well still no sound though. still a nice change.

Who is the "Canelo" of MMA

>>149379848
you already know who

>>149379848
I think Sandhagen kinda looks kike canelo like a skinny canelo

Tuesday. 8:30 PM. Austin, Texas. Comedy Mothership.

Remember when Meng fought Burns and got rocked like 3 times and almost knocked out by "Gilbert" .. in a 3 round fight

>>149379848
Probably volk actually minus the popularity because he's a FWs

>>149379874
Volk is a fucking bum, Canelo is a legit ATG

People seriously had Volk in their "top 5" because he beat Yair and Ortega in his dogshit title reign

>>149379833
Jesus, fucking disgusting amerislop.

i look exactly like Joseph Benavidez, what are the chances that I can get my own megan olivi..

>>149379797
short men own the world

>>149379907
Your chances approach one as you approach being world class at something

>>149379870
MENG is a fraud brother, we KNOW this

>>149379931
prime meng was special,,

>>149379940
Yeah reddit hates on meng but bmf meng was a different

>>149379922
literally what does that mean

>>149379945
pre braids miami goon..

>>149379954
read a book

how was DC obese and weight draineed at 205?

>>149380025
Hippo somatotype b

>>149371878 (OP)
Talbott makes me proud to be gay

>>149373864
I fucking hate that I look so israeli lol

>>149380061
Late bloomer

>>149380061
FAT

>>149372661
fuck escortfairy, who's this

>>149379848
Belal Muhammad

>>149372550
>1996
that's enough, I must change my life immediately

>>149372550
Marty ass nigga

>>149372699
very common sadly. i went to a big public event recently with lots of young middle class/upper middle class attendees and probably 40% of the young women there had lip fillers. they didn't even have the decency to go all in and get breast implants for me to perv on. the absolute state

Adversity is a privilege dawg

>>149380152
You have to have an extremely high fight IQ to understand what's going on here

I’ve run the simulations

>>149380302
Me too.
in all simulations Volk wonks the churka's nose.

We have followed them.

>>149380176
Change what, there is nothing to change, life is good, life is fun, Gane talked about this.

Gane is going to brutally simulate Tommy Reddit, I'm afraid.

>>149380347
Very true, next thread should be a Gane thread, you do the honors.

Gane is unbeatable in a striking match

tick tock, tommy

>>149380437
wtf is that

>>149380443
anti gane propaganda

>>149380443
a gane fag falseflagging as a gane hater falseflagging as a gane fag

>>149380451
real recognise real, only a fellow ganescholar could have seen through my ruse

>>149380470
"He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight"

>>149372661
Who's the skirt

>>149380470
strategic retreat

>>149380482
>>149380505

>>149380488
>>149380488
>>149380488
New. Gane.

>>149380314
Ilia wins the rematch via DQ for back of the head shots.

500