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Anonymous Japan No.149377093 [Report] >>149377110 >>149377130 >>149377438 >>149377599 >>149378701 >>149378760 >>149378882 >>149378920 >>149378952 >>149379079 >>149379646 >>149380664 >>149383376
Why are they so bad at football?
Anonymous United States No.149377110 [Report] >>149383830 >>149384534 >>149385341 >>149388988
>>149377093 (OP)
same reason they're so good at being femboys
Anonymous Brazil No.149377130 [Report] >>149377241 >>149385222 >>149394796
>>149377093 (OP)
URSS was a great NT back in the day
Anonymous Italy No.149377241 [Report] >>149377415 >>149377460 >>149377488
>>149377130
literally never won anything, URSS was the croachia of its time, meme national team loved by proto-redditors
Anonymous Romania No.149377415 [Report] >>149377610
>>149377241
They won the Euro in 1960.
Anonymous Brazil No.149377438 [Report]
>>149377093 (OP)
Actually working people, that are taking over world's economy. Every nation that produces good footballers has been taken over by jews and gays in one way or another.
Anonymous Brazil No.149377460 [Report] >>149377610
>>149377241
>literally never won anything
Neither did the Netherlands or Portugal, still good NTs (more the former than the latter)
Anonymous Brazil No.149377488 [Report] >>149377610
>>149377241
And the old Yugoslavia was even better than the URSS, no surprises about how Croatia is getting good.
Anonymous Canada No.149377599 [Report]
>>149377093 (OP)
Personally I think its the diet. Eating rice and fish wont help you build up muscle and get the burst of energy you need in attrition sports like football.
Anonymous Italy No.149377610 [Report] >>149377649 >>149383739
>>149377460
>>149377488
all memeshit
>>149377415
mickey mouse cup
Anonymous Romania No.149377649 [Report] >>149377669
>>149377610
ur mum is a mickey mouse cumdump
Anonymous Italy No.149377669 [Report]
>>149377649
tell your mother to hurry up, my toilet wont clean itself, gyppo
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Anonymous Japan No.149378604 [Report] >>149378626 >>149378895 >>149378957 >>149383684
we'll win the 2026 world cup
Anonymous Brazil No.149378626 [Report] >>149379653
>>149378604
You are watching too much Blue Lock, Toshi.

But is a great anime, I need to say.
Anonymous United States No.149378701 [Report]
>>149377093 (OP)
No grass.
Anonymous Canada No.149378760 [Report]
>>149377093 (OP)
shit all over their soccer ball fields
Anonymous Japan No.149378882 [Report]
>>149377093 (OP)
>they
Anonymous Japan No.149378895 [Report]
>>149378604
impossible, not until we learn to stop choking
Anonymous Brazil No.149378920 [Report] >>149378965 >>149379001 >>149381395 >>149394815
>>149377093 (OP)
They're are good at other sports like ______
Anonymous United States No.149378952 [Report] >>149378966
>>149377093 (OP)
all those countries are trying to catch up to us by copying what we're good at. we fucking suck at soccer therefore they don't care about it until we start caring about it then they will start caring 5-10 years later
Anonymous Mexico No.149378957 [Report] >>149379380 >>149383076
>>149378604
Takeshi has zero chance. The fuck are you gonna do when you face a team with strong black men?
Anonymous United States No.149378965 [Report] >>149379024
>>149378920
muay thai
Anonymous Japan No.149378966 [Report] >>149379036
>>149378952
Japan is better than the US at football
Anonymous Mexico No.149379001 [Report]
>>149378920
Archery and diving
Anonymous France No.149379024 [Report]
>>149378965
Only thais and thats because thats the national sport they train from birth and even then a lot of foreigners dominate their
Anonymous Mexico No.149379036 [Report] >>149379400
>>149378966
But are you really? You can't even win the Asian cup.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149379079 [Report]
>>149377093 (OP)
half dont care
half are turbomanlets and framelets
Anonymous Indonesia No.149379380 [Report]
>>149378957
Have you seen their keeper? They fully realize that and take a step to bring more Yasukes into their team.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149379391 [Report]
too much rice not enough potatoes
Anonymous Japan No.149379400 [Report] >>149383798
>>149379036
The US wouldn't be able to either.
Japan has the most Asian cups historically and nowadays it keeps being played in Arab countries where they have host advantage.
Anonymous Spain No.149379646 [Report]
>>149377093 (OP)
Too overpopulated to have football fields
Anonymous Spain No.149379653 [Report] >>149381327 >>149383627
>>149378626
>Blue lock
Fucking zoomers believe blue lock is the first football anime
Anonymous Thailand No.149380664 [Report] >>149381395
>>149377093 (OP)
Unironincally because they put so much emphasis on education and work. Kids study insane hours and parents work insane hours. They are all miserable and unfit as a result.
Anonymous Brazil No.149381327 [Report]
>>149379653
No. I ve watched Tsubasa as a kid.

The fun thing about Blue Lock is that the plot goes against everything that Tsubasa tries to teach. That's why is fun to watch.
Anonymous Sweden No.149381395 [Report]
>>149378920
>>149380664
>2024 olympics medal table
>CHN 2 JAP 3 KOR 8
Anonymous Brazil No.149381834 [Report]
Botafogo, Botafogo
Banheirão desde 1910
Os banheirões de cada jogo
Botafogo, por isso que tu metes
E hás de meter
Por nosso imenso prazer
Tradições, no banheirão tem também
Tu és o banheiroso
Não podes fazer banheirão sem ninguém
Anonymous Ireland No.149383076 [Report] >>149384487
>>149378957
Bring in black bvlls to breed with the indigenous female population.
Anonymous Argentina No.149383376 [Report] >>149383717
>>149377093 (OP)
But japs are decent, their struggle is having low stamina and always end up doing some fuck-ups that make them choke (probably due to being weak minded).
Anonymous Germany No.149383627 [Report]
>>149379653
>muh power of friendship
fuck tsubasa and fuck kickers
Anonymous Spain No.149383684 [Report]
>>149378604
I actually thing you guys have a chance, as a team Japan is very solid, I was surprised how well they defended and atacked during the WC vs us.
Anonymous Argentina No.149383717 [Report]
>>149383376
japs aren't even weak mind they are just chokers, i think they get tired too quickly and that's when the mistakes that lead into a choke start
Anonymous Netherlands No.149383739 [Report] >>149385265
>>149377610
Nigga Italy won their first Euro through beating USSR via coin-toss.
Anonymous United States No.149383798 [Report] >>149386824
>>149379400
you're also beating countries that put their best athletes into hitting shuttlecocks
Anonymous Brazil No.149383830 [Report]
>>149377110
proof?
Anonymous Mexico No.149384487 [Report] >>149385137
>>149383076
>finally gets a culturally enriched giganigga
>he's a fucking goalkeeper
Japan is cursed
Anonymous Germany No.149384534 [Report] >>149385459
>>149377110
Latin America manages both, thoughever
Anonymous Sweden No.149385137 [Report]
>>149384487
Wait til you see who is in their U23 team
Anonymous Australia No.149385222 [Report]
>>149377130
USSR played in UEFA not Asia.
Anonymous Italy No.149385265 [Report] >>149385296
>>149383739
doesnt matter, mickey mouse cup
only world cups matter, and reddit tier meme NTs like URSS, croachia and the redditlands never won one and never will
Anonymous Australia No.149385296 [Report]
>>149385265
Italy rigged the first two world cups. Mussolini sent death threats to the opposing teams.
Anonymous Colombia No.149385341 [Report]
>>149377110
Brazil is good at football and it has some beautiful travestis
Colombianos are decent a football and it has nice tranies
Anonymous Mexico No.149385459 [Report] >>149389023
>>149384534
Him in particular is not a good example because his heart is not in it. You can tell he doesn't want to make content but the money is too good.
Anonymous Japan No.149386824 [Report]
>>149383798
No, I'm pretty sure we're beating European countries at the WC.
Anonymous Portugal No.149388988 [Report]
>>149377110
latinx people are both
Anonymous Venezuela No.149389023 [Report]
>>149385459
that makes it hotter desu
Anonymous Portugal No.149394796 [Report]
>>149377130
Russia is a European country
Anonymous United States No.149394815 [Report]
>>149378920
Weightlifting
Badminton
Ping pong