Thread 149377093

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Anonymous

6/23/2025, 5:44:48 AM No.149377093 [Report] >>149377110 >>149377130 >>149377438 >>149377599 >>149378701 >>149378760 >>149378882 >>149378920 >>149378952 >>149379079 >>149379646 >>149380664 >>149383376

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Why are they so bad at football?

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 5:45:47 AM No.149377110 [Report] >>149383830 >>149384534 >>149385341 >>149388988

>>149377093 (OP)
same reason they're so good at being femboys

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 5:46:55 AM No.149377130 [Report] >>149377241 >>149385222 >>149394796

>>149377093 (OP)
URSS was a great NT back in the day

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 5:53:58 AM No.149377241 [Report] >>149377415 >>149377460 >>149377488

>>149377130
literally never won anything, URSS was the croachia of its time, meme national team loved by proto-redditors

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 6:02:30 AM No.149377415 [Report] >>149377610

>>149377241
They won the Euro in 1960.

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 6:03:41 AM No.149377438 [Report]

>>149377093 (OP)
Actually working people, that are taking over world's economy. Every nation that produces good footballers has been taken over by jews and gays in one way or another.

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 6:05:04 AM No.149377460 [Report] >>149377610

>>149377241
>literally never won anything
Neither did the Netherlands or Portugal, still good NTs (more the former than the latter)

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 6:06:24 AM No.149377488 [Report] >>149377610

>>149377241
And the old Yugoslavia was even better than the URSS, no surprises about how Croatia is getting good.

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 6:14:40 AM No.149377599 [Report]

>>149377093 (OP)
Personally I think its the diet. Eating rice and fish wont help you build up muscle and get the burst of energy you need in attrition sports like football.

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 6:15:11 AM No.149377610 [Report] >>149377649 >>149383739

>>149377460
>>149377488
all memeshit
>>149377415
mickey mouse cup

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 6:17:19 AM No.149377649 [Report] >>149377669

>>149377610
ur mum is a mickey mouse cumdump

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 6:18:45 AM No.149377669 [Report]

>>149377649
tell your mother to hurry up, my toilet wont clean itself, gyppo

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 8:09:54 AM No.149378579 [Report]

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Anonymous

6/23/2025, 8:14:49 AM No.149378604 [Report] >>149378626 >>149378895 >>149378957 >>149383684

we'll win the 2026 world cup

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 8:18:23 AM No.149378626 [Report] >>149379653

>>149378604
You are watching too much Blue Lock, Toshi.

But is a great anime, I need to say.

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 8:27:52 AM No.149378701 [Report]

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>>149377093 (OP)
No grass.

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 8:35:27 AM No.149378760 [Report]

>>149377093 (OP)
shit all over their soccer ball fields

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 8:54:11 AM No.149378882 [Report]

>>149377093 (OP)
>they

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 8:56:01 AM No.149378895 [Report]

>>149378604
impossible, not until we learn to stop choking

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 8:59:41 AM No.149378920 [Report] >>149378965 >>149379001 >>149381395 >>149394815

>>149377093 (OP)
They're are good at other sports like ______

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 9:04:51 AM No.149378952 [Report] >>149378966

>>149377093 (OP)
all those countries are trying to catch up to us by copying what we're good at. we fucking suck at soccer therefore they don't care about it until we start caring about it then they will start caring 5-10 years later

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 9:05:42 AM No.149378957 [Report] >>149379380 >>149383076

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>>149378604
Takeshi has zero chance. The fuck are you gonna do when you face a team with strong black men?

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 9:07:34 AM No.149378965 [Report] >>149379024

>>149378920
muay thai

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 9:07:35 AM No.149378966 [Report] >>149379036

>>149378952
Japan is better than the US at football

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 9:14:54 AM No.149379001 [Report]

>>149378920
Archery and diving

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 9:19:03 AM No.149379024 [Report]

>>149378965
Only thais and thats because thats the national sport they train from birth and even then a lot of foreigners dominate their

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 9:22:06 AM No.149379036 [Report] >>149379400

>>149378966
But are you really? You can't even win the Asian cup.

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 9:32:52 AM No.149379079 [Report]

>>149377093 (OP)
half dont care
half are turbomanlets and framelets

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 10:46:47 AM No.149379380 [Report]

>>149378957
Have you seen their keeper? They fully realize that and take a step to bring more Yasukes into their team.

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 10:49:18 AM No.149379391 [Report]

too much rice not enough potatoes

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 10:51:23 AM No.149379400 [Report] >>149383798

>>149379036
The US wouldn't be able to either.
Japan has the most Asian cups historically and nowadays it keeps being played in Arab countries where they have host advantage.

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 11:37:15 AM No.149379646 [Report]

>>149377093 (OP)
Too overpopulated to have football fields

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 11:38:16 AM No.149379653 [Report] >>149381327 >>149383627

>>149378626
>Blue lock
Fucking zoomers believe blue lock is the first football anime

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 2:06:14 PM No.149380664 [Report] >>149381395

>>149377093 (OP)
Unironincally because they put so much emphasis on education and work. Kids study insane hours and parents work insane hours. They are all miserable and unfit as a result.

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 3:47:47 PM No.149381327 [Report]

>>149379653
No. I ve watched Tsubasa as a kid.

The fun thing about Blue Lock is that the plot goes against everything that Tsubasa tries to teach. That's why is fun to watch.

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 3:56:55 PM No.149381395 [Report]

>>149378920
>>149380664
>2024 olympics medal table
>CHN 2 JAP 3 KOR 8

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 4:59:26 PM No.149381834 [Report]

Botafogo, Botafogo
Banheirão desde 1910
Os banheirões de cada jogo
Botafogo, por isso que tu metes
E hás de meter
Por nosso imenso prazer
Tradições, no banheirão tem também
Tu és o banheiroso
Não podes fazer banheirão sem ninguém

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 7:08:25 PM No.149383076 [Report] >>149384487

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>>149378957
Bring in black bvlls to breed with the indigenous female population.

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 7:36:48 PM No.149383376 [Report] >>149383717

>>149377093 (OP)
But japs are decent, their struggle is having low stamina and always end up doing some fuck-ups that make them choke (probably due to being weak minded).

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 8:02:48 PM No.149383627 [Report]

>>149379653
>muh power of friendship
fuck tsubasa and fuck kickers

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 8:10:01 PM No.149383684 [Report]

>>149378604
I actually thing you guys have a chance, as a team Japan is very solid, I was surprised how well they defended and atacked during the WC vs us.

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 8:13:46 PM No.149383717 [Report]

>>149383376
japs aren't even weak mind they are just chokers, i think they get tired too quickly and that's when the mistakes that lead into a choke start

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 8:15:20 PM No.149383739 [Report] >>149385265

>>149377610
Nigga Italy won their first Euro through beating USSR via coin-toss.

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 8:23:41 PM No.149383798 [Report] >>149386824

>>149379400
you're also beating countries that put their best athletes into hitting shuttlecocks

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 8:27:29 PM No.149383830 [Report]

>>149377110
proof?

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 9:19:42 PM No.149384487 [Report] >>149385137

>>149383076
>finally gets a culturally enriched giganigga
>he's a fucking goalkeeper
Japan is cursed

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 9:22:01 PM No.149384534 [Report] >>149385459

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>>149377110
Latin America manages both, thoughever

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 9:46:27 PM No.149385137 [Report]

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>>149384487
Wait til you see who is in their U23 team

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 9:49:27 PM No.149385222 [Report]

>>149377130
USSR played in UEFA not Asia.

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 9:51:47 PM No.149385265 [Report] >>149385296

>>149383739
doesnt matter, mickey mouse cup
only world cups matter, and reddit tier meme NTs like URSS, croachia and the redditlands never won one and never will

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 9:53:49 PM No.149385296 [Report]

>>149385265
Italy rigged the first two world cups. Mussolini sent death threats to the opposing teams.

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 9:56:11 PM No.149385341 [Report]

>>149377110
Brazil is good at football and it has some beautiful travestis
Colombianos are decent a football and it has nice tranies

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 10:02:35 PM No.149385459 [Report] >>149389023

>>149384534
Him in particular is not a good example because his heart is not in it. You can tell he doesn't want to make content but the money is too good.

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 11:19:09 PM No.149386824 [Report]

>>149383798
No, I'm pretty sure we're beating European countries at the WC.

Anonymous

6/24/2025, 2:43:37 AM No.149388988 [Report]

>>149377110
latinx people are both

Anonymous

6/24/2025, 2:46:50 AM No.149389023 [Report]

>>149385459
that makes it hotter desu

Anonymous

6/24/2025, 1:05:57 PM No.149394796 [Report]

>>149377130
Russia is a European country

Anonymous

6/24/2025, 1:08:52 PM No.149394815 [Report]

>>149378920
Weightlifting
Badminton
Ping pong