Why are they so bad at football?

>>149377093 (OP)
same reason they're so good at being femboys

>>149377093 (OP)
URSS was a great NT back in the day

>>149377130
literally never won anything, URSS was the croachia of its time, meme national team loved by proto-redditors

>>149377241
They won the Euro in 1960.

>>149377093 (OP)
Actually working people, that are taking over world's economy. Every nation that produces good footballers has been taken over by jews and gays in one way or another.

>>149377241
>literally never won anything
Neither did the Netherlands or Portugal, still good NTs (more the former than the latter)

>>149377241
And the old Yugoslavia was even better than the URSS, no surprises about how Croatia is getting good.

>>149377093 (OP)
Personally I think its the diet. Eating rice and fish wont help you build up muscle and get the burst of energy you need in attrition sports like football.

>>149377460
>>149377488
all memeshit
>>149377415
mickey mouse cup

>>149377610
ur mum is a mickey mouse cumdump

>>149377649
tell your mother to hurry up, my toilet wont clean itself, gyppo

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we'll win the 2026 world cup

>>149378604
You are watching too much Blue Lock, Toshi.

But is a great anime, I need to say.

>>149377093 (OP)
No grass.

>>149377093 (OP)
shit all over their soccer ball fields

>>149377093 (OP)
>they

>>149378604
impossible, not until we learn to stop choking

>>149377093 (OP)
They're are good at other sports like ______

>>149377093 (OP)
all those countries are trying to catch up to us by copying what we're good at. we fucking suck at soccer therefore they don't care about it until we start caring about it then they will start caring 5-10 years later

>>149378604
Takeshi has zero chance. The fuck are you gonna do when you face a team with strong black men?

>>149378920
muay thai

>>149378952
Japan is better than the US at football

>>149378920
Archery and diving

>>149378965
Only thais and thats because thats the national sport they train from birth and even then a lot of foreigners dominate their

>>149378966
But are you really? You can't even win the Asian cup.

>>149377093 (OP)
half dont care
half are turbomanlets and framelets

>>149378957
Have you seen their keeper? They fully realize that and take a step to bring more Yasukes into their team.

too much rice not enough potatoes

>>149379036
The US wouldn't be able to either.
Japan has the most Asian cups historically and nowadays it keeps being played in Arab countries where they have host advantage.

>>149377093 (OP)
Too overpopulated to have football fields

>>149378626
>Blue lock
Fucking zoomers believe blue lock is the first football anime

>>149377093 (OP)
Unironincally because they put so much emphasis on education and work. Kids study insane hours and parents work insane hours. They are all miserable and unfit as a result.

>>149379653
No. I ve watched Tsubasa as a kid.

The fun thing about Blue Lock is that the plot goes against everything that Tsubasa tries to teach. That's why is fun to watch.

>>149378920
>>149380664
>2024 olympics medal table
>CHN 2 JAP 3 KOR 8

Botafogo, Botafogo
Banheirão desde 1910
Os banheirões de cada jogo
Botafogo, por isso que tu metes
E hás de meter
Por nosso imenso prazer
Tradições, no banheirão tem também
Tu és o banheiroso
Não podes fazer banheirão sem ninguém

>>149378957
Bring in black bvlls to breed with the indigenous female population.

>>149377093 (OP)
But japs are decent, their struggle is having low stamina and always end up doing some fuck-ups that make them choke (probably due to being weak minded).

>>149379653
>muh power of friendship
fuck tsubasa and fuck kickers

>>149378604
I actually thing you guys have a chance, as a team Japan is very solid, I was surprised how well they defended and atacked during the WC vs us.

>>149383376
japs aren't even weak mind they are just chokers, i think they get tired too quickly and that's when the mistakes that lead into a choke start

>>149377610
Nigga Italy won their first Euro through beating USSR via coin-toss.

>>149379400
you're also beating countries that put their best athletes into hitting shuttlecocks

>>149377110
proof?

>>149383076
>finally gets a culturally enriched giganigga
>he's a fucking goalkeeper
Japan is cursed

>>149377110
Latin America manages both, thoughever

>>149384487
Wait til you see who is in their U23 team

>>149377130
USSR played in UEFA not Asia.

>>149383739
doesnt matter, mickey mouse cup
only world cups matter, and reddit tier meme NTs like URSS, croachia and the redditlands never won one and never will

>>149385265
Italy rigged the first two world cups. Mussolini sent death threats to the opposing teams.

>>149377110
Brazil is good at football and it has some beautiful travestis
Colombianos are decent a football and it has nice tranies

>>149384534
Him in particular is not a good example because his heart is not in it. You can tell he doesn't want to make content but the money is too good.

>>149383798
No, I'm pretty sure we're beating European countries at the WC.

>>149377110
latinx people are both

>>149385459
that makes it hotter desu

>>149377130
Russia is a European country

>>149378920
Weightlifting
Badminton
Ping pong