Thread 149377107

MVP

>>149377127
how much coverage do you need? so lucky man

>>149377127
Imagine if 2015 Brady had this much coverage

>>149376852
Winston is one of the biggest interception machines of all time (3.5% INT) and Herbert avoids interceptions as well as anyone (1.5% INT). Herbert still has time to make his mark, he's only 27.

>>149377313
And he still beat all that coverage. What a QB.

>>149377127
>blindly chuck a ball towards a bunch of dudes
>MVP

Come one now, that's just dumb luck.

>Real NFC West Hours
https://youtu.be/_PlCaoxCHCs

>>149378158
I wish they were still called Washington Football Team. That was a really cool name.

>>149378296
>AI drew my apartment complex relatively well
grim

Well?

>>149378415
>throws 23 TD and only 3 INT

>>149378415
This should actually be about Tlaw

>>149377107 (OP)
>>149378158
>>149378296
>>149378520
Built for Broncjeet cock SAARS!

>>149378416
wrong genny?

>>149378572
Redeem the a holding, ref!

>Derek Carr Memorial Fact of the Day

When it comes to losses within a QB's first 7 years Derek Carr holds the record at a whopping 63 Ls racked up over the years coming out on top over none other than David Carr at 56. I guess some things just run in the family!

>>149378727
Trash ass nigga

>>149378727
Look I know you're a certified Carr historian now, but please we're supposed to be honoring the man.

*does some retarded nigger crap*

>>149379039
:(

https://youtu.be/swkRckogH94
watching this

>>149379124
Bakey, baby, you're winning

>>149379242
yo he movin

>Derek Carr Memorial Fact of the Day

The date was October 30th, 2016. Raiders (5-2) vs Buccaneers (3-3) at Raymond James Stadium, in a game which would go down in history as one of the wildest of all time.
No one could've guessed it at half time, as the Bucs held a 10-3 lead, but on this day Derek Carr would go on to break the Raiders' franchise record for most passing yards in a single game.
Daryl Lamonica. George Blanda. Ken Stabler. Jim Plunkett. Jeff Hostetler. Rich Gannon. On this day, they all took a back seat to DC4 and his magical 513-yard performance.
In the 3rd quarter, two Carr TD passes turned a 10-3 deficit into a 17-10 lead. Jameis Winston came back with two TDs of his own in the 4th (he would finish with an uncharacteristic 0 INT, because Raiders' defense), followed by Carr TD number three, and at the end of regulation the two seafaring teams were deadlocked at 24 points apiece.
In the huddle, Carr took charge, promising his teammates, "You give me everything you've got, and I'll give you everything I've got!" And they did. And he did, as the franchise record-holding QB hit Seth Roberts over the middle for a 41-yard catch-and-run TD. 30-24, Raiders. 6-2 at the midway point of the season (they would go on to finish the season 12-4, though an injury to Carr in the penultimate game of the regular season meant there was no hope for them in the playoffs, unfortunately).

kek what a raped bitch

I'm just gonna say it, if it takes 9.75 million dead Israeli's to end this war, then that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make

>>149379242
I want the footage from the camera you see at the end

>seething at Derek Carr in 2025
How the fuck?

>>149381192
Nobody even thinks about him unless you post some memorial shit, faggot. He was irrelevant the day he signed with NO let alone two years after

>>149381192
raiders fans after the 9 wasted years

>>149380579
>Joey Huffington Post

>>149381246
Funny because most raiders I know were sad he left and more sad he retired in N.O., meanwhile, Jayden Daniels went to the NFCCG (and got destroyed but he was a rookie) and no one gives a shit

Is CTE still a thing in the NFL or has it been successfully memory-holed by the powers that be?
>>149381254
Literally nothing wrong with this.

>>149381254
Everytime I post this the kike mods delete my posts and ban me despite it being literally /nfl/ related as a verified social media post from Joe Burrow. I wonder if they'll leave this up because it's a USA flag attached?

Seething kiwi heh

What is the generic Eagles fan phenotype?? I seriously struggle to describe this """thing""" I'm looking at

>>149381192
Yeah I don't get it. Good player, good dude, stood on business. Didn't win much, but it was the Raiders lol. And the Carr years were still markedly better than the decade previous.

>>149381321
what is garbage time to you

>>149381235
He's actually not one of the certified Carr Memorial posters (there's only two of us).

Didn't ask. Carr makes nobody seethe because he was never relevant outside of 2016

what's the ravens record vs Carr? 1-2? 1-3?

>>149380579
The Browns should sign Ron Cooper

>>149381398
1-3

>>149381343
Whenever Burrow is on the field. (He's garbage)

>>149381370
Yeah he does, just not in the way your thinking probably. Now please no more Carr slander during his memorial offseason.

>>149381398
Carr never beat us I'm the playoffs. Wouldn't matter if he did I don't hate Josh Allen even though he's beaten us twice in January. I don't like Carr because he was mediocre to dogshit not because of any wins against my team

>>149381409
Nice

>>149381422
:^) funny how the ravens never won anything when Carr showed up

The only people Carr made seethe were the Raiders and Saints front office for believing in him. Fucking fraudulent retard. Should've been a backup most of his career like his brother but dogshit desperate teams kept buying into mediocrity. It's hilarious how many dumb mutts become GMs

>>149381435
Ravens have won more regular season games than most franchises the last 7 years and more playoff games than 80% of teams the last 2 years. Not winning an owl sucks sure just ask the Raiders who have gone 40 years without one. February 2013 is still fresh in my mind. Cope and seethe

>>149381440
Carr also made (You) seethe for a brief moment to have to explain yourself like
>NO NO NO, HE NEVER MADE ANYONE MAD EXCEPT THE RAIDERS AND SAINTS
here's a fun bit for the saints fans, Brees never beat Carr and got replaced by him

>>149381440
You sound drunk and angry again. Sleep it off champ.

>>149381461
Derek and the ravens won the same amount of super bowls from 2014-2024
>muh regular season games
and the patriots once won all 16 and hung a cope banner for that

>>149381462
I just like taking ball. It's not seething to insult a dogshit player. I don't seethe every time I call Kyler Murray a horrible little goblin do I?

>>149381469
I've had a few drinks but na not angry. My life is too kino to be angry. The biggest thing that's annoying to me right now is that they didn't have Marlboro Reds at my local so I had to buy Winfield which taste like ass in comparison

>won more regular season games than most franchises the last 7 years and more playoff games than

Some Grade A wristcutting cope

>>149381507
don't backpedal and try to doubletalk me jackass, die on your hill or give up and become a tumblr fag, and I don't know who Kyler Murray is

Oh shit, mods are awake, thanks for playing

Lol like clockwork, the "hey hey hey I just like to talk ball" and then delete

>>149381558
>>149381557
Oh wait yeah you're right, he got nuked.

>>149381569
Blogging and trolling in /nfl/ shouldn't be accepted.

^ I have to admit that was a good dramatic entrance.

NFC SOUTH
>Bucs 10-7
>Panthers 8-9
>Falcons 8-9
>Aints 3-14

>>149381695
>aints
How could they be... oh wait, nm. JFC their roster.

>>149381695
Panthers are winning the division, but Bucs are beating them in the wildcard. I'd recommending screenshotting this.

>>149381711
I don't think the Panthers are there yet
And them being good at all hinges on Bryce improving upon his second half of last year and not regressing into the garbage he was earlier on
Also not sold on the defense

>>149381711
You can, then just link to the archive to confirm.

>ANY/A
>DVOA
>EPA
>Success Rate
based
>Passer Rating
>WAR
>PFF Grade
>CPOE
cringe

>>149381763
>wins
Based
>anything else
Cringe

>>149381786
>1786▶
>>>149381763
>wins
>Based

>>149381786
for the casual enjoyer sure.

How would /nfl/ feel about this?

>>149378578
nta but Ramdgers tho

>>149381934
I'd be rooting for them 'Hawks.

you can be anyone online
why would you choose to be poor, brown and retarded?

>>149382008
>you can be anyone online
No you can't lil nigga

>>149382015
yep you just revealed yourself as a poor brown retard

>>149381859
A casual enjoyer is the best way to watch sports
Root for a favourite team and learn the rules and some plays sure but don't be a fucking autist

>>149381934

This seasons Superbowl is already confirmed.

>>149381993
Of course you would, Patsfag.

>>149382064
Honestly would be based.

>>149382064
pfft no
We're getting Chiefs-Eagles again

>>149382064
We had this last year and both teams dropped the ball

>>149382064
Reality is not capable of dividing by zero.

The only thing worse than being a KWAB Ravens fan from Baltipoor is being a ban evading NEET Ravens fan from New Zealand

>>149382102
You up for a... slice?

>>149382265
Newfag question, but why are they called the Razorcakes sometimes?

>>149382265
Not going to lie, that cake looks delicious.

>>149382286
The Bills...my gloriously cursed team...are major choke artists.

>>149382286
Because in the 1970s some of the players got caught handing out Halloween candies and Little Debbie cakes with razor blades inside them to trick-or-treaters, which then became an urban legend kind of thing throughout the 1980s and 1990s that us kids were always warned about.

>>149382286
the Bills keep building up their fans' hopes by putting together good teams and looking like they can win. then they lose in the most brutal ways possible. so it's like being given a delicious looking cake, then when you take a bit it's full of razorblades. you think to yourself "surely something so awful can't happen again" as you prepare to take a bite of the next cake

which team won the offseason?

>>149382547
chargers and bears of course

>>149382035
oh no

>>149382472
Why don't screens ever work for my fucking team but always work for Brady and Mahomo?

>>149382693
Belichick and Reid.

>>149382547
Cardinals

>>149382755
Did screens work for the Belichick Browns? Or the Reid Eagles?

>>149382784
Couldn't tell you for sure, but I can tell you that Belichick and Reid got better as their careers advanced.

>>149382693
IIRC screens worked well for the Redmannders last year. It's about having a fast paced offense that can get the ball out quick

Kickoffs that go through the uprights should count as a point

Te-Rance FerBussin

>detoilet
>goof

Whens that Knigga guy making the NFL?

>>149383473
2028 at the earliest

>>149377107 (OP)
I don't like football, don't know who this is and don't post on your general. But for some reason everytime I see this dumb bogged bimbo on the catalog I have to click and watch the webm looping for a whole minute. I don't even find her attractive.

>>149383649
Your Brazilian neurons are activating upon seeing some mystery meat

>>149383649
>for some reason
She looks like the average Brazilian tranny (I would know) and so your evolutionary instincts kick in and you want to fuck it

>>149377127
Really good play against the
>Burrs
Nvm, even Danny Derps would've won the game in the exact situation.

>>149377968
Thats the Hail Mary for ya

>play like absolute shit for 3 and a half quarters
>elite defense keeps you in the game
>finally put together a successful drive at the end of the game to win
name that QB

>>149382107
We getting Raiders-Eagles to complete the revenge tour.

>>149377107 (OP)
You've got to love women

>>149383922
Do I?

>>149377127
My Bears just need more time…

>>149383884
I'd be impressed if the Raiders somehow made an Owl lmao

>>149383874
2015 broncos

>>149383922
You know women, can't live with them,

>>149383874
Jake Delhomme

>>149383946
They have that autism energy to do so either this year or next year.

>>149384012
>make an Owl with Geno Smith of all QBs
I'd be laffin

>>149381409
0-3, he was injured during the Raven's one win

>>149377107 (OP)
who gets off watching some old bitch full of plastic surgery dance like a retard?

>>149384040
Like I said, they have that autism energy.

>>149384027
Is he the bull, or just Caleb's bf? Imma say the former as he doesn't look that zesty. Could the NFL deal with an openly gay QB?

You know what? I’m just going to say it. Joe Burrow is a QB.

>>149384583
Whoa, this is a blue board anon.

>>149383874
Tom Brady

>>149381465
Lamar Jackson?

>>149384583
of the top 5 variety

>>149385755
Maybe 3 years ago.

>>149386049
Baker Mayfield?

>>149386051
nah just because his team minus the WRs sucks ass doesn't mean he's not top 5

>>149386384
He's cooked.

>>149386602
JFC, imagine if you got sexually excited from embarrassment?

>>149378208
People really listen to this and go "yo this elevator music is fire"

>>149382547
Bears. Just like every year the past 5 years

>>149382693
Have they tried not being ass?

>>149387133
kek

>>149378296
i really want to fuck her
>>149378158
her too
>>149378520
yeah, would bang
>>149378733
god damned id smash that

>>149386049
Plainly obvious who that is.

GODGERS (who is now married to a WOMAN and is very Heterosexual) is going to shove his thick, hard AROD into the tight, youthful BUSSYholes of the AFC north
Labussy Blackson? AROD
Joe Bussow? AROD
Shebussy Sanders? AROD
AFC, consider yourself ON NOTICE

sudden visions of aaron rodgers' penis entering me

>>149387573
>>149387584

>>149382784
He coached the browns to their best record since the mid-80s (tied with 2020) and has their second best 5 year span since then too. So yeah by the browns standards it worked. I don’t know if he called many screens then though

soon...

>>149387888
Still looks like shit

>>149387888
Why does it look like a freeway overpass??

>>149384543
I think that's Lyrical Lemonade

>>149387918
>>149388009
I think it looks good

>>149386602
Daaang, are the Stuttgart Surge better than the Eagles and Chiefs?

Rams to the Owl

>>149377107 (OP)
>>149378158
>>149378296
>>149378520
>>149384323
>>149384614
Built for BBC

>>149388585
Great addition to the thread.

>>149383241

Go ahead and keep sleeping on the Lions.

>>149382064
You say this every year. How many more before you shut the fuck up?

>>149388749
yeah don't worry, I will

I'm very confident about this:
Chiefs
Raiders
Chargers
Broncos

I kinda want to troon out.

>the league carried the mutt all season only to rug pull them in the Owl
Kek actually based script

>>149381934
Sam Darnold making the Super Bowl the first year he lives Minnesota would be kinda funny tbqh

>>149388728
>he doesn't have a BBC
(Big Bronco Cock)

If my Steelies win I'll flash everyone.

>>149390437
hurts mogs them both

>>149390437
I think they're both good, but it's hard to argue against guys who have both the stats and multiple Lombardi trophies being the best (Brady, Montana, Mahomes).

>>149390437
Joe Burrow has only played in 2 more playoff games than mahomes has played in Superbowls because he can't stay healthy. If Mahomes, who is consistently successful, if both over rated and over hyped(he is) then what does that make a guy who consistently falls shorts or falls down and doesn't get back up? Allen is probably the qb right now if you just want autistic stats and analickins and that just shows how abysmal this gen of qbs is.

>>149383281
looks like a completed pass to me lol

>>149390437
Mahomes carries mid teams to the super bowl and h8rs are amazed when his performance isn't peak against NFC super teams (that he usually beats anyway)
Give him the same roster his opponents have and he'll have plenty of stats for you

>>149391221
Mahomes has been carried to the Super Bowl by elite defenses more times than he's carried a mid defense to a Super Bowl.

>>149387918
not an LA fan but it's better than every single building in "vegas" lmao
not even a real city why the fuck do teams move there

Taylor getting wasted again…

>>149391281
Explains why the Broncos got blown out as soon as they stepped foot in the playoffs and they had a consensus top 3 defense
We get it, you have every excuse in the book for why Mahomes is actually le total fraud. Nothing that pans out in reality, but you'll still be here typing

>>149391221

Mahomes and the Chiefs have been carried by the refs, up to last season's Superbowl, where we saw exactly what kinda team they are without the refs bailing them out.

>>149391364
Amazing that you have the nerve to respond to me and continue on like nothing happened after you were exposed the way you were, freak fuck. Nobody cares what you have to say actual subhuman

>>149391354
Mahomes is better than Bo Nix. It's ok bro you don't have to defend him anytime someone says something that you perceive as a slight against him.

>>149391281
And he's carried mid defenses to more superbowls than burrow, allen, herbert and hurts combined.

>>149391402
It's ok you don't have to spend your life making up excuses to minimize him, this goes both ways. You don't get to pretend like I'm more invested than you when you're the one living in your own reality and all I'm doing is refuting you

>>149391416
Yeah he's better than all of those quarterbacks, no one is denying that.
>>149391448
When did I try to minimize him? All I did was correct your statement. He's carried one mid team to the Super Bowl, not multiple.

>>149390437
>I played like shit in 2 superbowls
And he won 3

Mahomo carried his team to 0 (zero) point half in the Super Bowl.

>>149391515
You're trying to claim he got carried to super bowls by his defense, it's natural of course that you're backtracking now because it was a stupid thing to say. He has never had some LOB defense and nobody but haters online believe that anyone is carrying the Chiefs other than Mahomes. Has the defense been very good? Sure, and that's great. It's good that when he had the worst receiving corps in the league he didn't also have to play defense. No, that does not mean his defense ever "carried" him. They were only on tv in the first place because of Mahomes

Thank you for carrying us against the Eagles Patrick! We really appreciate you taking us down 4 scores at halftime! Truly carrying us, """GOAT"""! And that comeback man oh man! Your garbage time scoring when the game was over was magical!

>he didn't have a historically great defense therefore he wasn't carried
lol

Didn't the Chiefs have the number 2 defense in 2023?

>>149391630
Yes retard, correct. Now you can't even respond to me directly because you're getting fucking destroyed.
You need a historically great defense to carry a team to a fucking Lombardi, dipshit. You don't even realize how stupid you sound trying to have this conversation in the first place, now you think you can greentext like you're the intelligent person in the room. You're an idiot

>>149391647
don't look at their points allowed vs 4 of the top 6 offenses in the playoffs either

>>149391626
The Chiefs lost their WR1, WR2, RB1, their LT was busted, and they responded by having the best record in franchise history and going to another super bowl. I'm sorry he lost to one of the strongest super teams of all time, that's really embarrassing for him.
Always the stupidest people in the world with these takes

>defense good
...
>defense bad
PATRICK MAHOMES IS A ONE MAN ARMY WHO IS CARRYING A BROWNS TIER TEAM TO THE SUPER BOWL

Trip on Colinsworth.

The only quarterback to suffer the pain of having an injured team

>>149391735
Sorry were the Chiefs missing their QB or something? I don't know why you're using other positions as an excuse when Patrick carries the Chiefs, so you say.

Remember when Chad Henne executed a 98 yard touchdown drive in a playoff game when Mahomes had a booboo?

>When Mahomo wins it's because he's the GOAT
>When Mahomo loses it's because of other people and never himself

Yup I'm a cocksucking Chiefs fan how'd you know?

>>149391647
>>149391705
Wow holy shit the number 2 defense in 2023? That's fucking peak, it's so over for Mahomos. Oh by the way, who was number 1? The team he beat with the worst receiving corps in the league? Oh. Fucking numbnuts
Again, nobody said the defense wasn't good. Your very small brain has pivoted from "Mahomes was carried by his defense to super bowls!" to "well his defense was number 2 in 2023 that one time!" and acting like having a plus side on his team whatsoever is equivalent to being "carried". You are allowed to play on a good team and still be given credit as a quarterback. You'd still find a way to make excuses if every single one of his teammates was Kadarius Toney though

>Patrick Mahomes had to play with Kadarius Toney

With that logic we must apologize to Daniel Jones. He's not shit it's just because of Toney.

When the defense is #2 and the offense is #15 I think it's safe to say the defense carried the offense

>Mahomes beat the number one defense last year, apologize
>Mahomes lost to the number one defense this year but it's not his fault, let me list you some excuses to explain why

Kwab logic

>>149391881
Not the point of the post at all reddit spacing literal retard, you are such a waste of life. You can't read, you're a samefag spammer who lied about it for a year, and are an obsessed mentally ill freak who now proves he can't even fucking read. Keep trolling like your life is great

If Mahomes is a bad QB, why doesn't he QB bad?

>>149391921
I'm not reading your retard logic posts cock gobbling the guy who just had an all time worse QB performance in a Super Bowl. I'm just here to make fun of you

>>149391900
Perfectly encapsulates how little you know, thank you for posting this
You got destroyed, troll a little now to feel better about it

Remember when Mahomes got outscored by his kicker in regulation in a Super Bowl

>>149391950
I don't "cock gobble" Mahomes just because I don't allow people to have retarded takes, but you do literally spend your life being mad about him and the Chiefs, and as I've always said, going back to when you tried to save face and lie and pretend it wasn't true, you are the biggest freak alive. You are in no position to make fun of anyone and have every right to kill yourself

>>149391950
>just had an all time worse QB performance in a Super Bowl
If I was an AFC team, I'd kill myself for losing to him every year

anyway 4>3

>>149391993
>another cocksucking post

Didn't read that either btw

Remember when the only reason Mahomes even made it to overtime in a Super Bowl was because his special teams gifted him a touchdown

>>149392066
Mahomes disproves that.

>>149392066
True and Real

Losses are a team stat.

>>149392037
Kill yourself loser

>>149392093
This place can get seriously fucking annoying when NBAniggers stop by to act like any part of the team other than the QB doing something is somehow invalid

>>149392139
Yeah that was something you could have tried before the entire thread watched you get exposed cockroach, reminder to kill yourself irl

*Chiefs Kingdom enters your subhuman thread*

>>149392194
Nah that's you

>>149392241
I'm M-Margot Robbie? *gulps*

>>149392243
Of course it is, I'm a chiefs fan!

*Chiefs king

>>149392124
Based. The people who act like football is just a 1-on-1 game between QBs are extremely simple minded or just like to hate for shits and giggles.

Temujin's future! (Chiefs queen)

Was Mahomes injured or something? Why wasn't he carrying his team?
>Inb4 muh WR4 was injured so it's not Mahome's fault ok he can't carry without the proper players around him

>>149392564
he already killed you an hour ago you cant just wait an hour and then keep going lmao

>>149391881
The Giants dumping on Daniel Jones like everything was all his fault feels very insincere. It's especially insincere when you consider they're trying to hype up Jalin Hyatt again who played in a meme offense at Tennessee and has done nothing but sulk about not getting played time even though he still can't run an actual route tree and gets BTFO by press coverage

Daniel Jones CPOTY, I'm calling it now. Jonathan Taylor will ease the burden and then he has a ton of good targets to throw to if the OL can protect him.

>>149383884
I could see an early 2020s Raiders vintage: top 10 offense but bottom 5 defense, 8-9 record (which wouldn't be too bad). LB and secondary look pretty weak.

when my QB wins is cause he's elite
when your QB wins it's cause he's carried by his team

Raiders will be eerily similiar to the Alex Smith Chiefs, down to the same-named game manager. Best young TE in the league (Bower-Kelce), potentially top 3 RB (Jeanty-Charles), bad defense with an elite pass rusher (Crosby-Poe). I’m expecting them to do better than people think. 11-6ish.

>>149393214
flip that theyre going 6-11. genos getting clapped in that division

>>149393249
You may not have noticed, but your post contradicts my own. Therefore, you are wrong

>>149392788
Am I supposed to feel good about this? Clots still aren't winning shit

Yeah, I'm thinking 5-12

>>149393306
@ Commies - L
@ Cowboys - L
Chiefs - L
Chargers - L
@ Saints - L
Eagles - L
@ Broncos - L
Eagles - L
49ers - L
@ Bears - L
Packers - L
@ Lions - L
@ Patriots - L
Commies - L
Vikings - L
@ Raiders - L
@ Cowboys - W (vs backups)

This is my honest to God assessment, not trolling. I really can’t see where you got 5 wins. Very brutal schedule for a bad team

>>149393359
*Last game not @ Cowboys my b

You guys remember when the 15 win 1 seed Lions lost a playoff game at home to a rookie then watched their star OC become the HC of a division rival?

>>149393306
>>149393359
NTA but I think the Giants beat the Saints and Patriots, split Cowboys, then get another meme win against a team they really should lose to

>>149393380
Saints have a legit young head coach and Alvin Kamara if nothing else, Giants have nothing. Beating the Patriots just isn’t realistic either. I know this genny likes to dunk on the Cowboys but there’s no reason for the Giants to not get swept by them

>>149393306
even if dart is somehow good, the gnats suck ass. 3-14

>>149393389
>I know this genny likes to dunk on the Cowboys but there’s no reason for the Giants to not get swept by them
You know how divisional games can be. The Eagles split with the Redskins last year in a total meme game. I just don't think the Giants are actually bad enough to go winless

>>149393359
They'll beat the Saints for sure. New 3-4 defense without a good nose tackle, no QB to speak of, thin at WR, Olave will probably be on concussion number six or seven by that time.

>>149393450
>no QB to speak of
Shan’t be letting this Rattler slander slide. It’s against board culture.

>>149393525
dios mio....

go philadelphia eagles, AJ brown will break 2k next year.
anywhoyou ready to die for israel migapedes?

>>149393782
Sorry pal, George Pickens is gonna make Dallas great again. Dak is back and Jaydon Blue is here and he's gonna be the best some are saying, he's really gonna be the best RB in the country. 12-5 and division champs, a big beautiful divisional crown for the people.

>>149377107 (OP)
whoever this bogged whore is fucking he can clearly do better

kinda nervous to ask out Temujin

>Derek Carr Memorial Fact of the Day

As we've seen in previous editions of Derek Carr Memorial Fact of the Day, Derek's career was one of with many first-time happenings and even more records broken. In fact, this was the case from the very beginning, as the 2nd-round draft pick (36th overall) out of Fresno State became the Raiders' first ever rookie QB to start in the opening game of a regular season.
Against the Jets in week one, year one of the Carr Era, DC4 went 20/32 for 151 yards, 2 TD and 0 INT.
It would ultimately be a tough season for the team as they toiled under head coach Dennis Allen, who had guided them to dual 4-12 records the two years previous. He would be fired midway through a 3-13 campaign, but there was hope to be had, as Carr finished out his rookie season with 3,270 passing yards, 21 TD and 12 INT.
Year two would prove to be more fruitful, as the Raiders scored over 100 more points and finished with a 7-9 record, before going 12-4 in year three.

Bonus Fact: Derek Carr had Dennis Allen as a head coach twice.

>>149394006
he's been dead for like 800 years, it'll be fine

>>149390064
I’m not Indian

>>149394335
>he

>>149378296
Which one of her relatives is she fucking?

I have optimism
That's not good

>>149393214
If Geno saves us from Chiefs garbage I might be happy for a second

>>149395113
You gonna behave today?

>>149395372
You gonna admit you're an aspergers janny bitch?

>>149393359
I'd give them two wins. 49ers and @Bears

>>149395415
Bo looks terrified

>>149381934
Based and Milroe pilled

>>149393359
Anon the Saints are gonna be so absolutely abysmal that a high tier college team could score some points on em

>>149395415
No blogging, anon. Also, go to sleep - you'll never get a job ban evading and shitposting in a foosball thread on an Indonesian Papercraft website.

>>149395523
Agreed. I hope Arch Manning turns pro in 2026 because it'd be cool to see him go to the Saints, because they'll probably have the #1 overall pick.

>>149395594
Who would they have to support him?

>>149395594
>Saints get to ruin another Manning's career
I'd kek

>>149395565
I don't want a "job" working for free reporting people and deleting posts like you. Tell those faggot mods the range ban they gave me won't work either. I have more money to keep changing networks or did you forget and think I was actually a poorfag brokie? Dumb fucking aspergers mutt

I thought the guy who predicted the Chiefs would win the owl was having a big meltdown today.

*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>Oh that's stinky
*PLOP*
>Yeowch!!! That hurt my bumholerino
*plop* *plop* *PLOP*
>Damn that's feels better.... let's have a look
*stares into bowl*
>ZAMN!! That's quite the 2024 New England Patriots in there cuhh!!!!!!

Lol true story

Oof...grim.

>>149395918
>NFL. DO NOT POST RAVENS PLAYOFF WINS. IF YOU DO IT IS A MAJOR VIOLATION. BRING STATS OFFLINE, NOW! JOE FLACCO'S FU MANCHU, NEET SCHIZO OF THE KIWI ZEALAND

Imagine losing more games than the Jets looooooooool how the mighty have fallen

>>149395970
Yes, though to be fair the Pats don't have a MVP QB and Super Bowl winning coach, yet. Imagine having both of those and never even making an owl... jfc.

>>149395970
bro what team is Mac even on at this point lol

>>149395989
>using AI because you're so fucking aspergers you don't know where to find playoff logs

KWAB Lamar has more playoff wins than Bill Belichick without Brady. That old raped bitch is probably fuckin his sister as we speak. Dirty old cunt

>>149396007
49ers now. I honestly don't think he's that bad as a backup option. I'd take him over Davis Mills or Sam Howell

>>149396007
next josh freeman

>>149396031
imagine thinking you won an argument by saying well my QB has no playoff wins so its a good thing lol

>the Patriots have regressed to the 20th century Patriots
>aka absolute donkey shit who will never win an Owl
EL OH EL

>>149396031
Is the AI wrong?

>>149396096
The 20th Century Patriots made more Super Bowls than the Ravens with an MVP QB have. EL OH EL.

Deepak, you’re never beating the streetshitting janny allegations by posting AI question and answers

>>149396117
But did they win?

>>149396135
No, but they made it. They didn't crash out and blame everything but...

Defining teams by ancient occurrences is retarded
The Steel Curtain has nothing to do with the modern Steelers
The 85 Bears have nothing to do with the modern Bears
The "Just Win Baby" Raiders are gone
The Cowboys dynasty is ancient history
The Pats dynasty may as well also already be prehistoric given how much bearing it has now

>>149396096
They have Drake Maye and Tre Henderson now. Gonna be end up being a pretty quick return to glory. It's almost unfair.

>>149396336
>They have Drake Maye and Tre Henderson now. Gonna be end up being a pretty quick return to glory. It's almost unfair.
Maybe. I think a big point of turn will be the Bills this year. They have Allen but he's getting old with all those hits and no supporting cast. The JEST and Dolphins have faded as well.

The Patsfag is desperately grasping at straws. He knows the Pats are going 6-11 while the Bills win the division for the 6th season in a row. 12-5 bare minimum.

>>149393782
If AJ Brown really carries Hurts so hard that he breaks 2k the Titans should fire Jon Robinson again

>>149395523
The Saints aren't as catastrophically bad people say.

>>149396571
>yet another handoff to Alvin Kamara
That's gonna be their offensive scheme lmao

Why didnt you go to Tight End University?

>>149396889
I'm 5'11
Linemen need to be not 5'11

>>149396542
You think that team keeps it together again under McVay and Allen's weak knees?

>>149393525
Ignore their slander. The white man will march on

>>149395565
>implying he wants a job
That might be the most retarded thing you’ve ever posted. But that still doesn’t get close to the kiwi’s tardation

>>149397055
):

>>149397055
You know every time you post this you just prove the "obsessed mutt freak" label more and more correct right? Also the funniest part is you clearly genuinely don't believe I've worked in all those industries because you're a fucking dunce who never left his hometown. I've lived in multiple countries. I've switched roles within multiple companies. My CV would make you feel like even more of a dumb mutt bitch than you clearly are. Cope and seethe Kevin the kike

>>149397144
Is that a pic of you in your forestry work clothes?

>>149397144
The key to success is being awake at 3am shitposting.

>>149397169
Na G but this is. Old photo but I do sometimes miss the place

>>149397201
"Success" is a meme. The richest I've ever been in my life liquidity wise I was miserable. I was living in the middle of Melbourne with a big titty gf working in finance going out all the time when I was 24 yet I felt bored and unchallenged. You gotta work towards fulfilling goals not just chase money or women or impressing your family. Someone else's version of success isn't guaranteed to fill you cup. Anyway if I get banned again for this I don't care I'd rather just talk ball but even sticking to purely football posts I'll inevitably get banned for ban evasion. At least the /tv/ mods don't hate me like the ones here do. I have peace there

>>149397295
>>bro I am happy working at an amazon warehouse pissing in a bathroom is for queers lfg plastic bottles
cringe

>>149397377
>is that... doth my eyes deceive me?? Nay..... NAY IT IS HIM!! ITS THE HECKIN GOOD BOY POO SHIESTY!!!! HOOLY WAHOOLY I CAN'T BELIEVE WE GET TO SEE THE MLEMING QUIRK CHUBGUS JOEY BURROW BOOF AND BOOP HIS WAY THROUGH THE DEFENCERINOS!!!!!

>>149397448
do you get a discount on nfl gear for working at the amazon warehouse?

>>149397325
>>149397499
Shut the fuck up retard I don't work at Amazon. I don't even think they have them here. Aussie I could get things delivered in like 2 days shit takes ages if I want it shipped here

>>149395685
>I don't want a "job"
I can tell

Football

HOL UP HOL UP

• Most wins of all time among all players
• More passing TDs than anyone else
• More passing yards than anyone else
• Most passing completions of all time
• Most Pro Bowl appearances by a single player

• Most division titles by a single player
• Most consecutive playoff appearances
• Most consecutive Conference Championship appearances
• Most consecutive playoff victories

• Most playoff wins of all time among all players
• Most playoff completions of all time
• Most playoff passing yards of all time
• Most playoff passing TDs of all time
• Most passing yards in a single playoff game
• Most playoff Game Winning Drives of all time
• Most playoff 4th quarter comebacks of all time

• Most Super Bowl appearances
• Has more Super Bowl victories than any single franchise
• Most Super Bowl MVPs of all time
• Most Super Bowl TDs of all time
• Most passing yards in a single Super Bowl

• Oldest player to lead the league in passing yards
• Oldest player to be named 1st team All-Pro
• Oldest player to win MVP
• Oldest player to win the AFCCG
• Oldest player to win the NFCCG
• Oldest player to win a Super Bowl
• Oldest player to win Super Bowl MVP

• At the age of 44, broke the record for most completions in a single season
• At the age of 45, broke the record for most completions in a single season

>>149397616
yeah, but is he a total refbabby that openly lets dudes fuck his wife?
checkmate, bradiest.

>>149397616
• Most losses to Eli Manning in the Super Bowl of all time

Just got my ticket to training camp

Jalen Hurts isn't carried in any way. He just needed to the beneficiary of not one but two of the worst decisions by any NFL front office in the last 25 years to win a Super Bowl.

The Super Bowl winning quarterback had a good team around him? holy FUCK he got carried

mina

>>149397740
Frankly if we're going by "how much offensive help a QB had" 2015 Cam Newton is the GOAT
Dude had fucking nothing but Greg Olsen and won MVP
Ted Ginn should not be a WR1

>>149397740
>/nfl/ when Hurts is on a good team
Of course he was, football is a team sport. Hurts is still elite!
>/nfl/ when Mahomes is on a good team
DEFENSEBABBY WHO NEVER WON ANYTHING!!! HE'S A FRAUD

>>149397750
+Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
+Parasite

Arrival started good then fell apart. Dennis Villeneuve has a habit of doing this post Sicario. Mad Max Fury Road was abysmal. Ultimately it's a decent list. One point above entry level

>>149397755
>Tedd Ginn
>over the hill Jericho Cotchery
>30 year old Jonathan Stewart

Hard agree Newton 2015 is the most "put the team on his shoulders" owl run I've seen. That Denver defence with Wade Philips calling plays was just one bridge too far

>>149397804
>Arrival started good then fell apart.
tf are you talking about

what the FUCK are we supposed to do until training camp starts?

>>149397750
>tar
into the trash it goes

>>149397750
>edge of tomorrow
>mad max fury road
>arrival

exquisite taste

>>149397834
It's nonsense. The middle of the film drags with forgettable dialogue+acting and the end with the language taught resulting in the ability to time travel was some Interstellar tier bullshit. Also Edge of Tomorrow is good not quite great. Ad Astra, High Life, Cloud Atlas, Minority Report are all far better Sci Fi films from this century

>>149397843
watch WNBA

did bro really say high life and ad astra are better than arrival and interstellar

>>149397865
bro when do you have to go in from your amazon warehouse job? will it effect your ability to watch the ravens this year?

>>149397843
Watch college games from last year to either evaluate guys your team drafted or to get a preview on guys who may enter the 2026 draft. The YT page in the link has cut ups of every play from an offence vs team defence from select games last year. It's good if you don't have time to watch the full games. It's mostly Big 10 and SEC matchups

https://youtube.com/@doabarrowroll?si=UczyQCwlq4Z9SAH0

>>149397896
Absolutely. Interstellar is one of the most overrated Nolan films it's genuinely so fucking retarded it hurts. Memento and Inception are incredible yet fart sniffing ledditors goon over a couple good shots from Interstellar and say it's his best work. Fucking ridiculous

>>149397894
good choice

>>149397944
Yeah it's a little overrated. It still completely shits all over Ad Astra.

>if you eat this whole thing without vomiting, you get season tickets for your team

what do?

>>149397961
in your opinion. this isn't /tv/ anyway I'd rather talk ball if something actually happens. Hopefully we get a TJ Watt extension or something this week

>>149397951
Sophie Cunningham is absurdly fine for a female athlete

Bald people are servants of the devil.
Fact: There has never been a good bald HC.

>>149397966
I'm fine getting single game tickets, thanks

>>149397144
>Cope and seethe Kevin the kike
This may shock an infantile mind like yours, but more than one person thinks you’re a fucking retard.

If your CV was so fucking awesome why did you delete those posts the other week when multiple people pointed out that holding a bunch of unrelated jobs shows you don’t have the ability to hold down a job?

>>149397295
>success is a meme
>he says the post immediately after bragging about how successful he is
Sure bud. Sure

I think the kiwi is alright. As far as obnoxious thread personalities go, I've seen far worse, at least he actually discusses football. I can name a certain Patriots fan here who seldom discusses football and is more interested in bringing political discussion where it does not belong, he is more deserving of the general's ire.

>>149398582
The mods/janny deleted that. Why would I delete my own posts you dumb kike?

>>149398597
I wasn't bragging about being successful in the post prior. I said I lived in multiple countries and have had multiple jobs+good CV. To SOME people that's success but with time I learned it means less than dogshit if you aren't living right by God and surrounding yourself with the right people

What was he thinking?

>>149398639
You've not been having a good few months, have you?

>>149398711
Au contraire, the past few months haven't given me much to complain about, mostly, they've been steps in the right direction for my beloved country, but the events of this past week certainly have.

>>149398752
Imagine celebrating a dropped pass... sad.

fuck all of you

>>149398767
>Ravens, Bills
>contenders

>>149398652
Because you deleted like 3 posts but all the ones prior in the thread stayed up. If the jannies nuked your posts they’d nuke all of them, like normal.
>living right by God
Oh so your new thing is going to be larping as some good Christian boy. This will be fun

>>149398831
If he was a Christian he wouldn't be bussy posting on Sunday mornings. It's like saying you're a Ravens fan and not accepting that Lamar ain't it.

And while I'm at it, here's the definitive list. Feel free to cope and seethe.

>>149398831
You're fucking mentally ill. You need to get some friends in real life and stop making up fantasies about me. I feel sorry for you

>>149398861
>posting all night while also claiming to not be employed at an Amazon warehouse or the Kiwi equivalent while blogging about his sad NEET life
>n-no you're fucking mentally ill

>>149398861
Pot calling the kettle black right thar.

>>149398680
>legendary

chiefs lost lol

>>149398680
*poke*

>>149398767
>underrating my Commies
We're legit

>cowboys let Rico dowdle go to the panthers
What the fuck is wrong with the cowboys? Dude averages 5 yards a carry for you whenever you need it and you let him go for javonte Williams

>>149399119
Bronkies commies owl

>>149398767
>bengals
>missed playoffs the last two years
>defense is worse if anything
>contenders
Does not compute.

How is a team that made the NFCCG below a team that hasn’t made the playoffs?

>>149399327
Would be so based. My in-laws are from Denver
>>149399345
>How is a team that made the NFCCG below a team that hasn’t made the playoffs?
Because people love to pretend that Washington beating Detroit doesn't count. Next year, they'll see

>>149399327
no thanks

>>149399453
Losing to the wild card rams in the offs

Commies had a great year and got all their fans thinking regression isn't possible

>>149399345
Bengals are always contenders if Burrow is healthy. It sounds reddit but it's true. They were only 9-8 but the two Ravens games and the Chiefs game could've gone either way. The situation with their pass rush needs to get resolved but it's still only June. If Stewart is actually a baller and Kris Jenkins Jr steps up they can win 10+ easily

>>149399597
Legit shocked he didn't retire.

>>149398680
how many TDs did BYU throw? i'm sure they managed to stop travis hunter.

>>149399634
If the Chiefs won, he would've

Which teams will never win a Superbowl?

Jalen Hurts is now a published author.

why did rodgers throw a 3 year long hissy fit about his team only to say fuck it and retire next year

>>149400281
He really, really likes women.

>>149400623
For me, it's Kittle's Mediterranean baby moms

>>149401007
Do you have set prompts/"designs" for each club at this point?

>>149399588
Contenders make the playoffs when their star QB is healthy. Bungles didn’t because their defense is dogshit and getting worse.

Hendrickson, if he plays for them, is going to be disgruntled. He’s too old for another big contract later elsewhere so it’s not like he’s playing to prove anything. Stewart could even get sacks in fucking college when A&M played a handful of cupcake teams every year. He’s not going to do better in the pros. You can argue coaching can help him, but you need to be at camp to be coached.

>>149400623
the concept of a tight end university

>>149401933
That’s where the best bussies go

>>149401989
he must be dicking her pretty good imagine dragging the Taylor Swift to this bs

>>149386049
No clue but he's got that first ballot hof aura frfr

Wake me up when September starts bros...

mina

>>149402678
mina :)

>>149397750
Good movies but also super safe picks.

>>149402678
is she truly the best foobaw media has to offer?

>>149397843
Go outside.

>>149402899
It's 95 degrees outside

>>149402990
A true son of the souf would be thriving in this weather. I spent most of my afternoon trimming tree branches that were getting a bit to close to the house, followed by some other miscellaneous yard work.

>>149403057
Yeah but I'm not black. I hate the heat

>>149403115
Fair enough, although I do hope that you're seeking treatment for your unfortunate medical condition.

>>149377127
It's funny how much this play triggers bears fans after a drive and TD handed to them by the refs
Neither team really deserved to win that day, but you'll never see bears fans shut up about how they spiritually won it lol

>>149398767
Swap Vikings and Bengals
Bengals didn't fix their atrocious defense and might lose the one good player on it, only question mark for Vikings is QB and even mediocre play would be an improvement from Darnold

>>149398093
Tony Dungy.

>>149401989
Remember when Kelce thought he was black?

>>149403657
He used to have SOVL

>>149403677
Imagine leaving this for some anorexic tranny lookin, past the wall fuckin, flat ass lookin ass

>>149396246
>The "Just Win Baby" Raiders are gone

>>149397616

based Brady

>>149403762
FINALLY. I've been looking for this image forever

>>149398639
Same here, plus the kiwi likes the Lions (who are winning the Super Bowl this season).

>>149403813
Post your bet on the Lions winning it all

>>149399395
>Washington beating Detroit

They didn’t beat the Lions, Ben “Arch Traitor” Johnson handed them the win.

>>149403862
I’ll bet $1,000,000 the Lions win the Super Bowl this season (the first of multiple bowl wins).

>>149403793
how? that image is less than 6 years old.

>>149403932
>winning the Owl with new OC/DC
If you believe

>>149403932
The Lions will never win the owl. I guaranshee it.

>>149403932
Owl is either rasm bungles or bronkies commies

>>149403988
>winning the Owl with new OC/DC
Eagles did it!
Eagles did it!

Panthers are missing an angry manlet

>>149400254
If it's anything like his football career the ghostwriter is the one who did the heavy lifting

>>149405540
Remember a few months ago when that guy posted about how Steve Smith was fucking his bitch

>>149405561
decent bait 6/10

>>149405540
They have a cute manlet though

>>149405535
why do you keep posting this uninteresting faggot

>>149405930
For cheap (You)s

>>149403932
lmao

>>149403932
This guy tried to bet me "any amount" that the Lions would win it in all in 2023 btw
I told him I didn't believe in "anonymous bets" and he was like yeah that's what I thought
Anyway, here he is again

>>149397646
>lets dudes fuck his wife
You're thinking of someone else

>>149397740
Yep apparently
>good QB wins a lot = "carried"
>good QB doesn't win a lot = "all his fault"

>>149405535
Kelce gives me Brendan Schaub vibes.
>>149398639
Obnoxious is right, 100%.

>>149407026
KWAC (Kek What A Cuck)

>>149378520
without the gators and oranges id have no idea this was florida. thanks AI-chan

>>149405535

Is TayTay's boyfriend holding a bong?

>>149407448
A beer

>>149396889
>>149397951
>>149398051
>>149400121
>>149401007
>>149401788
>>149402259
>>149402678
Built for BBC
(Big Bronco Cock)

>>149400121
niners and cowboys this century

>>149407520
The Kangz.

>>149407938
>beastiality out of nowhere

Rasm

>>149400121
Cardinals are legitimately cursed.

my tennessee titans

>>149409053
Rasm indeed friend

My 'vens

My New England GODtriots

>>149403932
it's your money pal lol

>>149398857
I'd swap the seahawks and the bucs

>>149409160
they sure are a team in the nfl i'll tell you that much

Start Doing This <

>>149409211
What does he do?

>>149409596
Why are you so obsessed with the Chiefs? It’s not it’s a rivalry

*not like

How to find a Ravens/Wions/Broncos gf with such features?

>>149409596
>aaaaaaaaaaaa reffies saaaaaaaaave meeeeee

>>149409642
I'd be mad too if they won my conference every year

>>149409655
she looks like she fucks Bill's fans

>>149409655
This is the best thing you have ever posted kiwi

>>149409780
....this is going to be a problem for me

>>149409091
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1925_NFL_Championship_controversy
>Return the slab or suffer my curse

>>149409655
Based kiwi bro reposting my webms
Thank you

>>149409655
every mid and slightly above woman thinks shes gods gift, cringe

i'm surprised no team has picked up keenan allen yet

>>149410165
Poor Commies

Pussy ass Timmies better not be talkin shit! I log on to /nfl/ and too many a damn time seen FUCK niggas and GAY MALES talkin bout LAMAR BLACKSON and NIGGER BLACKBOY and all types of other weak Timmy shit! That man’s name is Mr. JACKSON and you better learn it on God!

Talkin all that spicy rigmarole we’ll see who’s still talkin slick when a gang of gargantuan gorillas pull up and put ya grandmother in a gurney!!

>>149410106
BBQ'D chicken

He did nothing wrong... if anything they should have been complimented

>>149410715
Bustin Fucker, heh heh

SAARS, the broncos are ready to redeem the super bowl SAARS!

>>149410847
नमस्ते सर कृपया आवश्यक कार्रवाई करें और मेरे ब्रोंकोस कमीने को छुड़ाएं

>>149409835
>commissioner has been rigging the league for at least a century
same as it ever was

>>149411138
That's why Pete Rozelle hated Al Davis. The Raiders were the only team to ever overcome the rigging and win Super Bowls against the script.

>>149410106
didn't he beat up a broad?

>>149409211
will get eliminated in the divisional again

>>149410165
n-no...

>>149407026
bros, is this real?

>>149410805
zesty

>>149411616
NEW

Kill this thread

>>149409655
you're looking in the wrong place, chicks like this are all over nashville

>>149380579
>Dwight Howard