SL Benfica vs FC Bayern München MATCH THREAD #1

>>149379695 (OP)
Bump

>>149379695 (OP)
are you retarded?

Bayern wins 2-1

>>149379695 (OP)
benfica better win/tie so bosta juniors is out

Lads, I think I slept in an entire day

>>149380943
me too

>>149379695 (OP)
Will bayern plays serious?

>>149379695 (OP)
Bro...

Bom chia /copalib/, a Benchica loss and we are so fucking back

>>149379695 (OP)
why SL instead of FC?

My schedule lied to me >:(

>>149382534
SL Benfica is the combination of the club Sport Lisboa and Grupo Sport Benfica, after Sport Lisboa acquired Grupo Sport Benfica back in 1908, this merger resulted in the name Sport Lisboa e Benfica.

zero hype

bump

Bayern stands with Boca

this tournament is so soulless
half the matches are at 4am
fuck NA, they will probably ruin the real world cup too just like this

>>149379695 (OP)
Digits and benfica wins

Do Bokwabs have a chance of getting through?

>>149396160
buyern leeds a solid win against fraudfica and bokita needs to rape avkcland city

considering how Boca tried to kill Bayern players and Bayern players literally had to avoid all 50/50s towards the end of the game and considering how it will be 41°C in NC today and the game is meaningless to them they will probably let Benfica draw to fuck Boca over

>>149396197
do NOT steal the chance for us macacos to forever meme the moortuguese league into oblivion pls

>>149396240
Respect Benfica, we WILL park the bus vs Bayern

>>149396240
usually I'd say my post is very unlikely because Bayern always go for the kill, even in meaningless games
but I've been watching their Florida blogs, they can't stand the Florida heat, complain about it in every video and today in NC it will be even hotter than that

>>149379695 (OP)
A bit early
>>149396197
I have never seen Bayern do anything nice for Benfica. Always ass spank

>>149396290
Let benfica win so they come to botafogo side. I'm scared of bayern

I don't care, I will not watch it live or even the highlights on jewtube. I will shitpost about it though if >we win.

>>149388364
https://youtu.be/L_odFI_yUi0?feature=shared

good evening lads

Here, I fixed our team

>>149396334

Kane on the bench

Bayern Startelf

>>149398599
what a grim team

>>149398599
Guerreiro and Boey are dope heads

>>149398599
I know about half of these scrubs

>>149398599
>Kimmich getting some well deserved rest
I think the last time he missed the starting lineup was in like 2021 or something. Sanes last match aswell.
And first starting line up debut for Bischof.
Defense grimoldi as always, Upa probably not that match fit and Ito and Davies not back until November

Bayern are absolutely going to throw this game to fuck over the sudacas

>>149398599
lol
this is how you know that Bayern doesn't give a shit if they lose this game. kinda sad because i expected a decent match but that's not gonna happen now

Assuming Bayern win by 1 Boca need 6?

Since no one’s here yet anyway, I’ll drop a couple webms from the Porto match. It was clearly the best of the four yesterday if only they hadn’t shown it at 4 a.m.

>>149398701
Kompany in his presser after the last match basically said fuck these dirty players, we'll draw next game

>>149398715
Bayern are not winning with that Starting Eleven, it's literally their C team

>>149398691
>no Kimchi, Kane and Musiala
Ngl I didnt expect it. Kinda disappointed, I wanted >us to send Benfica home.

>>149398759
Oh wait, no Olise too. Wtf is that Belgien fraud doing.

5

6

>>149398599
>Dayot Chanculle Upamecano

eubros

I'm here. You may start the match now

>>149398826
>Porco
>Euro giant

>>149398839
one of those two teams has two european cups, weeb mong

>>149398724

>>149398728
Did he really say that? I saw the thread but I figured some anon just made up everything because there was nothing about it in the german press

these dazn pussies need to enable chat on fanzone more often

>>149398599
it's over, we don't care

I can't handle it fellas......

gib stream

how many for di maria

>Benfica vs Bayern
>0 wins, 3 draws, 10 losses
>9:36 goals
Surely they won't fuck up their record

>>149398663
>Sanes last match aswell.
wrong

>>149399046
At least 3 dives and 2 missed free kicks

>watching the Israeli pre-match studio
>they’re brewing weed in a mug straight from a teapot

Reminder that you can only post in this thread if your club has a high number of sócios. Let's be generous and say that a minimum of 150k is needed.

how many today?

I told you guys that there's a big chance Bayern will rest their A and B team to fuck over Boca as revenge for their murderball, also it's 40°C in Charlotte right now

>>149399066
That excludes a LOT of clubs

>>149399070
1 heat stroke on the bench

grim

>>149399111
why would you live in a place that that

>>149398770
She looks like she's a great cook

>dazn in charge of audio levels

LETS GOOOOOOOO BENFICAAAAAA

cooling brake every 20 mins incoming

>>149399128
They all have AC and drive from air conditioned building to air conditioned building

why the fuck are they introducing every player individually??

>>149399181
based traitor

>>149399187
hellish

Post the stream link

>>149399111
based af
I love this heat

>>149399034

Im still not used to this single player walkout slop
Why are burgers like this? Its a fucking team sport.

who told them that introducing players is a good idea
this shit takes 7 to 10 mins

Finally some good euro games.

irrelevant game sadly, both teams are qualified

Why do americans like this stupidy walkout?

>>149399262
Benfica isnt qualified (yet)
But Kompany rotated heavily so big chance they maybe snatch a win or draw today.

>>149399268
more time to show ads

>>149399268
it's the circus show country after all
entertainment is king

>>149399239
> good eu game
> there’s no one at the stadium

>>149396160
Everyone's been saying they have a foot out but honestly if Bayern feels like it Boca is a shoe in

>>149399268
expect more of this type at the wc

everyone that remembers 94 said it was mickey mouse

What did Sat 1 mean by this?

>>149399302
Palmeirasbros?

>>149398457
Ok this is funny

>>149399181
o/////

>>149399300
You just know they will have half time shows
I don't hate them but I do have disdain for them

5 bucks on anoher Granatbry and Sanass disaterclass

Reminder that portugal is a joke

>>149399329
how do you call this in pt-pt?

>>149398599
>resting Kane for the big matches
smart

>>149399342
Joke is your monkey country

what are they chanting

>>149399350
What's your problem

Does Boca even have a chance at all?

>>149399289

>>149399350
Ok chikaner

>>149399380
auckland sisters...

>>149399344
Cabrito

>>149399342
I would never joke about Portugal.....only because I know nothing about them lol

>>149399380
they're playing against an amateur team, so yeah.

>>149399378
I apologize

I live in Charlotte and while I don’t really care about club soccer I saw the tickets were relatively cheap


Should I go hang out with the Bayern ultras?


also it’s so fucking hot

>>149399380
Bayern win and Boca win would see them through easily

DIVE MARIA NUMERO UNO

Di Maria still plays in Europe? I thought he went to some retirement team years ago.

>>149399396
> -16
kiwis can't fly :(

kwab

Pavlidis is better than Gyökeres and they’re the same age

>>149399409
post scran at half time

>>149399380
>10 min in
>haven't scored yet
bocasisters....

sure hope none of those players have bald jd vances on their phone

>>149399444
Pavlidis is not consistent

>>149399350
Based racist samurai

>>149399423
I mean, pt league is a league with 3 clubs and a bunch of whos, even google can't tell their shields.

>>149399409
grim

>>149399405
They’re playing against forklift operators, but how many do they need to score if Bayern wins by the minimum 8?

I’m going to say a lot of racist things if Benfica fail to go through today

Why is Bayern playing to beat Benfica? Where is European cooperation?

>>149399461
mmmmm cute bayern girl feet

RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED!!!

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>buyern
top kek

kek u can actually hear the coaches giving instructions in this one
got me some lockdown footy flashbacks

>BUYERN

>>149399396
Who would have thought Te Atawhai Hudson-Wihongi meant so much for their midfield, right? They never managed to properly replace him.

>>149399409
Based, I hope you'll enjoy the game!

>Bocaca

>>149399342
why brazilians are so obsessed with portugal?

it's over for sausage bros

UEFA rigging

GOOOOOOOL

Also shamelessly going to say I know Dahl in Benfica

my nigga twinkup

BENFICA BENFICA BENFICA BENFICA

>Bayern when their opponent is shitzundfarten FC

wait we need bayern to win

LETS GO BENFICA CHADS!!!

>Adios Bocaculo

AIEEEEE BOCASISTERS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING NOT TO THE MIGHTY CONCACAF.......

this kills the boca

>>149399486
>European cooperation
You are looking at it

>>149399507
just because there's one retard plus uberinho from ireland, doesn't mean we are obssesed with portugal

>>149399530
No, we’re all with Benfica.

>>149399454
sponsored by McDonald's

Based Aursnes as RB

Please Buyern I believe you can win 3-1 easily
At least one more round of Boca kino this board needs it no one cares about this fisherman’s club

>>149399507
Its just fun to shitpost about poortugal cause they get very upset

>>149379695 (OP)
over

>>149399549
He's talking about PSG

>>149399530
>we
THEY need Bayern to win. They being dirty S. American monkeys.

will this be SLB's first ever win against bayern ?

>>149399486
*furiously researches Germano-Portuguese history*
It all began on March 9, 1916, with Germany declaring war on Portugal after tensions escalated over colonial disputes and Portugal’s seizure of German ships.

>the annihilators of auckland

>dont care
>still score agaisnt the best bayern since the HRE just to make brazilians mad and send argentina home

>>149399566
See the post above you nigel, he's talking about PSG's path in the knockouts
That said a Bayern tie also wokrs for them

*clears throat*
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>149399566
I mean psg, I'd rather play benfica than bayern in the possible quarterfinal

>>149399507
inferiority complex

>>149399542
The fair result is to draw. Bayern is better. Benfica cannot anger Bayern players

Obviously Bayern will throw this match. If they win they will play against Chelsea, if they lose they will face Flamengo.

>the worst Benfica in history

BREAKING: Scenes after the Benfica goal

>>149399409
How cheap are we talking and how hot is it? And i second brazilanons request

>>149399583
Imagine if Portugal cared about soccer

>>149399507
tugas tried to join in on the "we don't care" thing like their clubs were UEFA powerhouses, in reality they should be caring about this just as much as sudacas and asian team lol

>>149399604
neither is gonna be an obstacle

Who was that black queen next to the benfica coach?

eyy got some noice streams? Mine suck

>KEKlidis

>>149399507
This is why.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongrel_complex

>Pavlov
meme psychologist

>>149399594
>cowardly frog
I...am...shocked.

Should have scored there

Fucking hate when strikers do shit like this

based retard dive

>Schjelderup
Is this a ketchup brand

Boca Juniors will draw

>>149399617
Florentino Luís

>>149399614
>they should be
why?

>>149399604
>Esperance passes in 2nd

>>149399583
I'm actually rooting for Benfica. Your victory means flamengo gets fucked by bayern and there's a chance for a Benfica v Botafogo in the round of 8, which would be cool cause I hate bruno lage
I even celebrated when you score

>corinthianos cheering for benfica so bayern can fuck flamengo
mild kek

>>149399651
Boca Seniors will nap

>>149399618
App DAZN burro

What on his mind?

>>149399669
Auckland will be possessed by the spirit of Alianza Lima

Neuer so old he got dementia now.

>even neuer is throwing

I legit believe Bayern's throwing but I refuse to believe they give two shits about Boca.
Do they prefer to face PSG earlier rather than Man City/RM?
>>149399604
Flamengo is stronger than Chelsea. No I don't mean that just because they won once.

>>149399684
>where them white women at?

>>149399684
>Hehehe fuck Boca

kek

this sport was meant to be played in the winter

>>149399684
a cap

>>149399658
prize money + their league isn't big + they have no chance at the CL

>>149399695
Bayern does not throw games. Kompany rotated too many players and they are paying the price.

>Boca still didn't score against the Mastodon of Auckland
It's over

>>149399684
finna get sum KFC

>bayern throwing the game cause they're afraid of botafogo

>>149399726
boifica also took 45 minutes

>>149399631
this is why you never win international tournaments, getting physically rinsed after the quarterfinals is bad.

>>149399717
But you know it's impossible to make people care about something, right? It's something that literally always goes wrong. If they don't care, they don't care. I don't understand Brazil's obsession with this tournament.

>>149399684
finger smell like anal

>>149399688
I assume all the New Zealand players are like those guys from Flight of the Conchords ie humorously and naively confused about what to do.

>>149399741
45 + 8' (P)

>>149399695
>Do they prefer to face PSG earlier
The script is that Messi will win the cup by beating the strongest teams, PSG then Bayern afterwards.

>>149399760
I will stop watching this sport if this happens.

Nichtangriffspakt von Gijón

>this game smells suspicious

>>149399760
based script

>>149399764
you won't do shit bugman

>Bayern doing a upsie so Benfica can qualify
kek

>that spastic referee hand waving on the ref cam

Boca Scored…

>>149399766
Is this real

>>149399781
TIKI TAKA

Why are Benfica wearing Arsenal shirts?

>>149399617

why dont they play at night?

>>149399750
we like football and stream is free on youtube for us.

>>149399781
Benfica is countering well

>>149399773
What's your problem

>>149399781
It doesnt add 100

>>149399809
USA is unsafe at night

>groups sudacas
UEFA style

Porcos gordos e sujos a rebolar na própria imundície. Vocês metem-me nojo OINK OINK OINK

>>149399342
kek

>>149399819
your missing the 13% in contest

>>149399809
they won't see the cloud ambush

Nigga's dreads look like hot cheetos

>>149399792
5 more and a Benfica choke to go.
Don't think it's happening

>>149399750
>>149399750
In the early 90s São Paulo won a couple intercontinentals and their inferiority complex was triggered because nobody cared. Nobody in Brazil cared about these mickey mouse cup. São Paulo (a jewish plastic club) started a publicity campaign claiming they were the best cause they were "world champions" and it worked, people fell for it and now everybody is obsessed with winning this shit.
Personally, I don't care too much, I just like shitposting

>>149399819
It does, count again

>>149399829
hahahaha chupa uberinho cabrão

>Murray, they just gave us a free-kick? Last time you made us pay you.

not happy

>>149399792
Auckland score for Boca because the Juniors were taking too long.

>>149399826
>Have to fix their match so Benfica can qualify
But they didn't care, right?

>>149399793
the nose or german hand over game?

>>149399786
Based bayern. Fuck boquita

>>149399849
>so...you're pro aids?

>Cooling break
More like gooning break.

>>149399837
lmao

Boca has a problem in that Auckland has no reason to try to score anymore, so they won't open up.
They'll be defending the whole match to save as much face as possible.

>>149399867

>>149399677
Aint gonna dowload some Saudi oil money app type shit, sorry Ronaldo

>>149399858
Kompany is resting starting players for knockout stage so Id say we care.
Just not about Bocas feelings lul

>>149399880
it’s free and takes 30 seconds to register, dumb bitch

>>149399886
based

>>149399618
https://futemax.surf/assistir-benfica-x-bayern-de-munique-futemax/

nah

>>149399886
OH NO NO NO BOKITABROS?

Did you know that if you have accepted Dazn's conditions of use you are signing permission to be recruited in the war against Iran? NATO has just confirmed it in X.

What is Bruno Lage saying to his players?

some bayern players aren't taking the heat very well

Muller straight up looks like he is wondering why he didn't retire before the competition

>>149399444
Not really and they're not even that comparable despite playing in the same position. Gyokeres is a Darwin much much improved. Pavlidis is more like Álvarez

>>149399926
>Kokcu is a dirty cockroach, do not pass to him

>>149399925
Wow thats fucked up!

>>149399932
But weren't blacks good in the heat?

>>149399684
>black reflects heat

>>149399932
He needed to fuck Argies one last time

>>149399920
I think I recognize this, is this this webcomic about humans being held prisoners by aliens and having to sing or some shit?

Why is bayern even trying to score? Just pass the ball around and wait for the final whistle

>>149399826
The white man marches on

>>149399937
Kompany is just thinking about the next tranny hell pick

if they win they get 2 million dollars

>>149399926
>I'm a fraud

>>149399943
real africans maybe, not the ones leeching abroad

>Anime

>>149399867
Hotness leaves you with only so many options. For me it's air cooling!

>>149399966
for >>149399957

>>149399949
It's from a gacha game called Limbus Company.

vax takes another one...

FAGGOT

nigga just died like that

Overheating

>>149399991
Outis my beloved

Another tragic victim of COVID

ayo 2025 di maria got that dawng in him
goat in my books

good lord this competition is dreadful

>>149399997
Kill yourself /pol/tard

>OOOHHHH THE AMERICAN HEAT IS TOO MUCH FOR ME
kek why are euros like this?

What a faggot
Grow a pair

>Let's go Bayern *clap clap clap clap clap*
>Let's go Bayern *clap clap clap clap clap*

Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp

>>149400040
He is south american though

>AYEEEEEEEE THE HEAT I KNEEL I KNEE-ACK

>>149400040
>delays game for 2 hours because of some rain

I only care about Rayados.

Why not play this early daytime games in the fully covered stadiums? Those are like the best stadiums anyway

Why are those niggas even saying Olé

Bayern is not even trying lol

>>149400027
This Veneco took the jab and it was a fucking Sputnik lol

>>149400059
worst bayern of the last 100 years

>Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein (xxx)
>und das heißt (xxx)
>Erika!!!!

>>149400059
holy cope

>>149400027
nah i skipped the jab

>>149400040
That guy is south american tho

>>149400061
Me last weekend

>>149400052
No, yuros must suffer
t. Infantino

hexabros we are back
these europeans niggas cant handle a little sun

An irrelevant fisherman’s club is going qualify because Buyern sent out their B team
Lame

>>149400045
Merkel told me people become Germans when they move there

KEK
I'm SOOOOO fucking happy Sane is gone

>shitroy

>Boca can't score against a bunch of accountants
>an OG is all they have
these niggas deserve to be>>149400061
grouped

Buyern can't win against the worst Benfica since the Devonian Period.

>>149400088
France all black squad will stop you

we would bootyblast both of these teams

i wonder if Gala regret it already

>Sane
Im so fucking glad this guy is fucking off to Galatasaray

>>149399342
They will play the champions league qualifiers, it’s way more important cause Portugal’s big 3 lives off Champions League TV quotas

And this is why Sane's being shipped off to Turkey.

>>149400097
why? he was the only sane man in that team

>noia

>>149400096
Merkel no longer exists (good)

sane is pure garbage holy fuck

oh shit there was a game today

cant

>>149400118
>Yukarifag
>retarded opinion
like clockwork

>>149400105
Ecuador will win in 2026, screencap this post

>Sane
this guy is too shameless.about the rig

>>149400052

Bayern is so fucking garbage holy shit

>>149400136
Yukari is best girl

Benfica \o/

Anything below 38ºC is mild. How the fuck are these eurosissies complaining about heat?

muller is the worst player of all time

>tfw Boca woulda beaten this bayern

KWAB

they really dont wanna score lol

>>149400052
this, no reason to play outdoor in the usa considering all the domes they have

>>149400027
NO REFUNDS

>>149400150
>posting demake version
Yukari is for loser shit

>>149400137

>>149400171
Yes this bayern is totally different from a week ago.

>>149400136
Best girl, fuck you

>Muller
>Sane
So who do Bayern use when they actually want to score a goal?

>>149400171
Boquita deserves it more honestly

btw, only the first 2 from the 4 in the group go next or the 3rd one too? unfortunate that there are no official brackets like in uefa champioons league that show who would play against who
like '1st of group A will face 2nd of group D'

>>149400202
They really do not

>>149400199
Only if you are a virgin

mullerbros

>>149400189
How about I demake your lips with mine you prancing lala homoman

>BOCA
>I CAN'T SCORE AYEEEEEEEEEE

>>149399809
How are europeans supposed to watch?

>gaysona faggots in my thread

>>149400150
I realized I was superficial as shit when despite liking Fuuka more as a person I still preferred Yukari based on design

>>149400200
Wait I just remembered Harry Kane plays for Bayern. Where is he?

>all these South American flags seething about Bayern intentionally fucking over Boca

Its too cold! I'm gonna freeze to death

>>149400209
Check wikipedia page, they have the brackets

>>149400218
this old faggot needs to retire already

>>149400190
th-that's not me, screencap this post

>>149400209
Only 2 and there are

rate haircut

>>149400139
This stadium was not available as it is currently ion use for concacaf Gold Cup

>>149400238
>Seething
I'm laughing at Boca, I thought you guys didn't care?

The reality is that Bayern is waiting for the last 10 min to see how many goals Boca scored against Auckland. If <5 then they will score against Benfica.

>>149400256
pineapple/10

>>149400163
Macacos would die in a sunny 40 degrees day in Zaragoza, we just don't play in summer because it's retarded

>>149400238
>imagine being mad with bayern jobbing it and fucking over boca and flamengo
Couldn't be me

di maria should reconsider returning to rosario central, boquitabros are probably going to kill him for this lol

Boca is officially on the same pace as Benfica against Auckland now

based Bayern doing a disgrace of Gijon on the hue hues

I was going to sneak out of work early and go to this game but its way too fucking hot.

I'd rather sit in the air conditioned office.

>bayern losing to benfica
Flabros...

>>149400239
I backtraced you, carioca detected.

[spoiler]192.168.0.1
[/spoiler]
does that ring a bell? yes, I have your IP now. Send me a pix of 50 reais.

>Buyern throwing the game so that Chelsea gets a free win against Benifica

>>149400257
clown stuff, do they play a game there every day?
theres also that mercedes stadium with the meme roof being unused

Where’s Carreras?

>>149400265
Germans never claimed to not care, in fact they opened the competition with a 10-0 assrape

>>149400268
No way, there's absolutely no way Bayern >cares about Boca

>>149400290
MODS, THERE'S A HACKER HERE!

>>149400107
french nt blacks never been to africa
they are like zoo caged lions
the heat are gonna kill them

>>149400238
Not me, it just means they fear us more than Benfica
That's 10x more than what I expected from my team at this exact time a week ago

>>149400302
Real Madrid

>>149400139
If I was playing on that stadium, I'd constantly be paranoid that those screens would fall on my head and kill me.

>>149400294
Chelsea vs Benfica is the movable retard vs the stoppable idiot

>>149399896
n'thats how they lowki getcha!
>>149399906
Thankxxx anon it just works

>>149399507
they hate us 'cuz they ain't us. still, it can't be healthy to be this obsessed

>>149400238
O CHIKANO

>>149399446
David Tepper doesn't deserve any more money than he already has

>Javi Garcia
based

>>149400280
that boy got moves

>>149400331
nein

>>149400321
Imagine your last moments being crushed by a goyslop ad or a homosexual crowd kiss cam
>AND A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED

>>149400280
Chud sama got dem moves

>

Why are the sudacas seething about the weather in this tourney?

Don't you people also live in tropical/subtropical climates?

imagine if we cared about this Mickey Mouse cup

>>149400265
Not that guy but when did we not care? Atleast us Bayernfans.

>>149400362
>COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

i cant stop playing tlou

>>149400369
They're being a bit too obvious

>>149400052
>>149400139
This board constantly has threads about how NFL stadiums are just surrounded by a bunch of parking lots in the middle of nowhere then get mad that they play a game in one of the NFL stadiums where that is completely not the case.

>>149400377
Imagine if you played soccer

>>149400382
>Portuguese and enjoys trans games
Kek

>>149400382
just finish the story lil bro

>>149400371
They get those temperatures but not with high humidity, american heat is something else

>>149400369
Lol

>>149400329

>>149400392
we play football

>>149400382
I got TLoU for free with both my PS4 and my PC when I bought them
never managed to put in more than 2 hours or so

>>149400369
Oh so Bayern ARE trying they just can't cope with the heat. I wonder if Flamengo will take advantage of it when they play against Bayern in a hot Miami afternoon

For a second I thought was an ad for Clair Obscure but it was just an ad for Renault, kek

This is the new disgrace of Gijon

>>149400371
Eurotrannies are the ones complaining to Fifa about the heat.

>>149400409
>but not with high humidity
this has to be a joke right?

>>149400422
>Viana Grande do Norte

>>149400424
D'oh

>Clair obscure
>Blacked Clair
What did the French mean by this?
>>149400434
Would

>>149379695 (OP)
Bayern bros.....why do you want to send us early???

>>149400409
Brazil, known for its arid wastelands such as the saharoña desert or the desert of gobinho

>>149400406
i beat the first and instantly went into new game grounded+
almost finished 2nd run
>>149400429
took me around 3h to stop wanting to do anything but play the game

Honda

Might watch the f1 movie. Looks cool.

>>149400265
The reality is that everyone cared, always.
Nigel, João and Enrico cared but they lied because their leagues were going to get exposed.
João cared but he lied because the Tugão was going to get exposed.
Hans and Pierre cared and they never hid it. PSG and Bayern are gong for the win.
Manolo cared because RM is starving for silverware this season and Atleti is starving for silverware always.
Everyone else cared but were coping because their teams didn't make it in.

>>149400250
REAL MADRID - MANCHESTER CITY/JUVE AGAIN... MAAAAN IS THIS RIGGED FOR THEM TO ALWAYS FACE EACH OTEHR?

>>149400409
I don't think you've ever been to South America.

Future Iberian League:

Real Madrid
Benfica
Barcelona
Oporto
Atletico
Sporting
Valencia
Braga
Sevilla
Vitoria SC
Bilbao

>>149400391
This isn't about le parking lots it's about the roof in the stadium that prevents weather hazards for the players

Anyway enormous flat parking lots is still retarded, just build a parking building, public buses and a metro station

>>149400463
why do you guys like Kei cars so much? they look horrendous

>>149400456
it's too warm

>>149400478
Villareal would rape any portuguese team

>>149400478
Where’s Racing Ferrol?

>>149400409
>They get those temperatures but not with high humidity
Dumb Dumb amerifat.

do americans still have to evacuate the entire city if a cloud shows up over a closed roof stadium?

>>149400265
Speak for yourself sucaca faggot, Im enjoying seeing Buyern struggle against benfica

>>149400489
*Valladolid

>>149400483
>parking building
That costs money
>public buses
Also costs money
>metro station
costs even more money

>>149400468
>Tugão was going to get exposed
not really, everyone knows it already and it's common knowledge over here. we league is a meme but it's good banter

>>149400458
>known for its arid wastelands
Yes, that's their future

>>149400434
twerking is not sexy

>>149400238
I dont care for boca. I dont want to face bayern in round 16

>>149400486
They're more practical
Use less gas
Easier to handle on small Japanese residential streets
Cheaper to pay parking and highway fees
And looks-wise they're ok, it's obviously subjective but I don't know why you don't like them

the 2nd half is gonna be the same
don't expect any goals

>>149400478

>>149400371
A lot of sudacas live in the mountains and never experience high heat.

Benfica winning is another win for the sudacas.

KIMCHI IN

come on, bayern. stop throwing. let us play benfica next round.

Did you know that there are only two cities in the United States with a subway, and that is why cars are used so much? I learned it recently

>>149399566
Better being a dirty monkey than a retarded hedgehog.
They were talking about the PSG's road to the knockouts.

>>149400528
So Bayern winning is another win for Switzerland?

>>149400458
There is large semi-arid areas in Brazil, illiterate frog.

>>149400488
Just pass as first....

>>149400486
Tiny people like tiny cars. Its that simple.

>>149400525
I never expect goals. I like the surprise.

>>149400537
There are 11 US cities with a subway

So they do want to win after all.

>Oli-say

>>149400543
Yes.

>>149400526
Vitoria's badge is 11/10
Now I want a shirt

>>149400537
yeah but public transport in America doesn't work with urban crime

>Kimmich, Kane, Olise in
okay nvm, there might be goals

>>149400562
Müllel and Sané are still on the pitch so I doubt it

>>149400574
AI is fucking scary man.

It will be very funny if Bayern turns this around last second and Boca's still unable to score the 6 goals they need

>>149400561
Stop the propaganda

PA announcer doing the substitutes or whatever makes me cringe so fucking hard

>>149400574
'Youths' are statically more dangerous on the highway than in the subway

Yo onions del Sporting Lisboa, obrigado. E Nada mas

>>149400486
>they look horrendous
You view a car as an extension of yourself and your style. I view it as a tool to get from place A to place B. I could care less about how they look. Give me something that meets a bare minimum of comfort while being as reliable as possible and getting the best distance/$ possible.

If old Falcons modded to run on GNC weren't a thing here, I'd be driving a kei car.

is it true no one in europe is watching or talking about this cup? lmao

>>149400573
stop posting bug ladies pls

benfica finna get acklanded

>>149400524
>I don't know why you don't like them
they look like a chocolate box. all Japanese cars exported here are extremely based though

>>149400545
And there are semi-arid areas in France too but that's not what we're famous for

>>149400587
will you laugh bugman

>>149400606
Every market has their own needs and wants

>>149400597
Just got off the phone with Europe and they said "theres a cup going on?"

>>149400545
There are arctic areas of the United States

>>149400585
I was wondering why that house looked weird

>>149400597
How many times are you going to ask this? THEY. DON'T. CARE.

>>149400537
bro the new york city subway is a fucking poverty tier shithole. they cant even afford airconditioners for the train cars. you end up sandwiched between blacks and mexicans in a traincar that is 50C+.

>>149400597
Only Iran matters chud. Join NATO btw

>>149400516
>>149400545
The average relative humidity in Brazil varies considerably depending on the region. In general, the country experiences high humidity, with the Amazon region being particularly known for its high levels. For example, Rio de Janeiro averages around 79.1% annually, with monthly averages ranging from 77% to 80%. São Paulo averages around 78.4% annually, with monthly averages ranging from 74% to 80%.

The average relative humidity in the United States varies significantly across regions and seasons, but generally ranges from 60% to 70%. Some areas, particularly coastal regions and during summer months, experience higher humidity levels, while arid and desert climates experience lower humidity.

>>149400587
would be very funny and based indeed

>>149400618
Ok, what is your problem Hans? Take that stick out of your ass.

>>149400596
This is fair enough but you can't underestimate the effect of general ugliness on your life, this country is ugly a fuck now, everyone dresses like shit, every new house is a box, every car is trash, it hurts the soul

>>149400634
IMAGINE THE SMELL

>>149400632
muy sexo

>>149400526
Based murugas
congratulations on the team crests, they are really beautiful

>>149400597
No, in fact if a European team wins they will get to visit Ursula von der Leyen's office

they're 100% throwing

THANK YOU BAYERN AND BENFICA FOR KILLING BOCA
t. Riverchad

>>149379695 (OP)
Sane is a meme

>>149400636
Thank you chatgpt

>>149400597
yeah lol. nobody at my work is even talking about it

>>>>>>sahne
good riddance

Is Sane the german Morata?

This is why Sane will be playing in roach kand next season

>>149400634
A fate worse than death

new thread
>>149400670
>>149400670

>>149400635
orange man declared ceasefire

As long as you declare a war is over on truthsocial, its over

JAJAJAJA BOKITA PECHEO

>>149400604
Ah minha Dinamene! assi deixaste
Quem nunca deixar pôde de querer-te!
Que ja, Nympha gentil, não possa ver-te!
Que tão veloz a vida desprezaste!

>>149400280
would state issued black girlfriends cure chudism?

RIG RIG RIG

THATS BULLSHIT

>>149400238
>all these South American flags seething about Bayern intentionally fucking over Boca
We're all laughing at Bocaca in the other thread though.

>>149400238
>get to make fun of boca
>get to make fun of benfica
This was a win-win scenario.

>>149400134
KWAB

>>149400422
you proved him right