Thread 149380488

ganevious: >>149371878

news: Tom is ducking.

>>149380488 (OP)
First for Gane.
Excelent thread

The UFC is being rebooted. Dana wants a hard reset after the Jones debacle. Next event will be called UFC 1.

>>149380470
Strategic retreat, a man must pick his battles

A campaign of conquest

Zero French Champions

A finland of conquest

>>149380545
UFC died many times in the past, it was pretty much dead for years post UFC 1 and 2 after the gracies dipped and got exposed by Sakuraba

*enters the thread*

>>149380565
Dricus is Dutch. Which is de jure french land

>>149380565
zero french people

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

>lost to an injured Ngannou
>life or death with Tuivasa
>Subbed by a washed Jones in 1 round
>had to rob volkov
Why do we even still pretend like this guy is good

>>149380607
Hey cazzie, Gane beat volkov twice, the last fight was Gane vs Volkov 2.

>>149380621
Gane bodied that freak

>>149380565
When it's not a ngubu or a nafri, the average frenchman with a french name looks like this.
The original Frenchmen simply don't exist, they got mutted out and blacked ig

>>149380603
Excellent post bruder hh

Pugilistic Pursuits

>>149380595
You took it the other way around
The frankish warrior elite is more related to dutch/germans than to the regular french people are who are gauls/continental celts
>>149380669
BSD is just a narbo

>>149380669
Ethnic french got replaced/mutted by waves of Portuguese, Spanish, Italian and Polish immigrants

Gane was scientifically engineered to be what a fag would think was cool

>>149380717
So in other words, you're brown.

Gane is a greek pankrase fighter

>>149380545
The UFC is expanding itself too much, it's not growing, it's bloating.
A Wmma fight night main event is a sign of excess, Gane talked about this.

I want my own HW shitter to root for. Did anyone claim Valter Walker yet?

Franciryl Nganenou

Has Gane actually ever heemed someone? He seems like the most pillow fisted awkward and possibly kicks his ass when he runs HW I've ever seen in the sport. Like I'm pretty sure the jobbers on the roster in 2010 would kill him

Which "ufc fighter" would you like to see "fight" in the "octagon"? For me it's got to be "Ariel Helwani"

>>149380757
Does this look pillowfisted to you

Finna take a "Clean Monster" in the "Bon Gamin"

>>149380765
All I know is that facing Gane Crap Shitspinall will leak so much brain fluid his son the retarded one will become man of the house

>>149380760
''the octagon'' = woodchipper innit

Piers Friendspinall
Tard Sonspinall
Pity Beltspinall

Stuff Hasbulla face first into an octagon.

>>149380779
More like wooden doors iykwim bruder hh

>>149380811
Schaub talked about this

use Hasbulla's skin for a Prime logo

>>149380760
Id love to see "jon anik" do a "weight cut".

If Periera KOs Tom it will be hilarious. Perieras been walking around at 250lbs recently.

Jon didnt duck Tom he did that hit and run months ago

>>149380902
yes it would but I doubt that fight gets made, Dana has a phobia about making decent fights these days I'm afraid!

Jon has had a hard life but he managed to overcome

>>149380916
That's clear as day to me

If Jon's key to victory has always been getting wasted does that make him a beserker viking or some kind of shaman warrior

Someone post the pic of Anik wearing the fag shirt

>>149380936
No he's an IC3 but he's one built for hard labor

>>149381045
What a sultry minx

Finland and British, two of our biggest losers posting white supremacist shit while they both look like the worst examples of their own race. Grow up you losers.

>>149381055
>>149381045
was he any good?

>>149381130
People forget he was the UFC superfight champion

Why do so many people think Gane vs Volkov 2 was a robbery? Gane pretty clearly won the 1st and the 2nd was a very close round that you could really score for either

>>149381045
>>149381055
mmmmmmmmmmmmm

charles has no money... chills

>>149381214
Imagine walking around with the confidence of La Leyenda

>>149381228
I'd pull your bubble coat over your head and give you a wonk nose if you behaved this way

>>149381236
>t.volk

>>149381214
Charles probably made more with perfomance bonuses than Ilia's entire purse earnings

>>149381214
He whores himself on Onlyfans, for $5 he sends you his butthole

Shartles

>>149381236
Bodied that freak

>>149381282
>the meek NPCs fleeing in terror
kek

>>149381151
People forget Gane landed better shots

IT IS AAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OVERRRR

https://x.com/UFCRosterWatch/status/1936905198498123843

>>149381282
love fred

>>149381282
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Right here, the hardest hitting 145er right here

Topuria is very good for this sport and I wish him all the best

>>149381367
The fact Charlie needs a bodyguard is hilarious

>>149381411
Better than getting his head punched in every time hes exposes the filth dumped here. This aint your great gramis England.

If you really think about it, all the pressure from the fans and the petition about stripping Jon Jones forced Dana to take a decision quicker, and Jon Jones got bullied into retirement and lost the story against the fans. Therefore we have a win over Jon Jones.

>>149381448
I 100% believe that Jon Jones would've been allowed to break the heavyweight title reign record if MMA Guru didn't exist

>>149381458
>>149381448
You people are mentally ill.

mma guru is a fat poor man's bloodstain lane

Jon Jones purposefully got caught in a hit and run with a naked woman in his car to deflect the rumours that he's sweet.

jong jones

Permanently online incels actually think the real world is influenced by their internet fantasies and their virgin pseudo-celebrities

"It's a special protein they have that you can only find in Thailand" -Jon Jones, former UFC fighter

/heem/ influences the media, shitskin newfags don't think but all jokes made about topruia's new nickname being gay and feminine were stolen from here by xitter and thus directly making ilia drop it.

If you think about it, it was literally me who made Jones retire.

She deleted that pic.
Gsp is watching us.

I hope Jones now gets the Frank Shamrock treatment and they just pretend he never existed

bros.. I think jamahal was right. event that close to Iran was pretty reckless.

>>149381573
*tito

Both of the white champions from the UK have Polish ancestry, why can't pure Anglo-Saxons like Arnold Allen or Davey Grant get a strap?

rip ben askren

>>149381516
I will heem you stiff and in a non sexual capacity

>>149381573
Keep hoping.

We'll keep winning.

>>149380488 (OP)
G – Glory
A – Ambition
N – Noble
E – Endurance
GANE

>>149381601
Stfu and oink for ya Jondaddy ya pozzed piglet.

>>149381611
No u

>>149381601
Good luck i'm already back in Somalia

>>149381625
How's the minge?

>>149381633
Exquisite.

>>149381618
>>149381625
>>149381633
I said oink for ya Jondaddy.

Now.

Is he alive?

Joe rogan is releasing Zabit from his basement soon

>>149381683
he got got by the ghost of grigory zass

>>149381690
We need to sign her up

I know that this shouldn't be effected by Jon's retiring but I guarantee they bump Tom up to the number 5 spot.

>>149381725
Pantoja should be bumped down a couple too

>>149381683
Hopefully not. I don't care if he's a "brazza" if he looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

Heembeddeds out btw
I already watched it while you guys were queering about

>>149381805
what happened?

>>149381814
Fine I'm only half way through but they only talked so far

Jack Hermansson fight week

TOM ASPINAL IS FROM MANCHESTER.

LOOK THE STATE OF MANCHESTER

>>149381690
Do you even ly-ACK

>>149381848
That person needs help not scorn.

>>149381856
with great expense to the taxpayer he may some day be rehabilitated into a great part time mcdonalds employee

Tom aspinal guard.

>>149381725
the list is so arbitrary and tom should've already been higher, being the real champion at hw

>>149381725
>shartman on the list at all

>>149382000
who are you even referring to

>>149382000
more perplexing is that he’s below charles

Jon Jones would never flee the scene of an auto accident. Thats not in his character, story is clearly bullshit

>>149381827
what did they talk about?

>>149381856
you cant help junkies don't waste your time
heem them and be done with it

Okay Jon Jones is a lot of things sure, but he would never drunk drive and crash his car leaving a woman behind to flee the scene on foot. Thats not the kind of man he is.

How can Aspinall ever recover from the humiliation ritual he was just put through

>ilia -450
>charles +350
insane, yet reasonable

>>149382046
Talking about the Interim belt on the shitty sneakers?

>>149382054
Free money on Charles here.

>>149382046
everyone in the world outside of /heem/ believes jon was afraid of tom

The greatest fighter of all time, reigning UFC Heavyweight Champion of the World? Yeah he was probably scared of fighting I think.

>>149382046
>>149381976
Oink on it.

Now.

Zero non-Swedish champions

>>149382046
I've got a feeling he's gonna lose his next one.

>no money fight
>no legacy
>nobody GAF
>poobert shittaker tier "champion"

KWABOTY?

>>149382054
>-450 on the guy whose only fight in lightweight is going life and death with Jai Herbert

>>149382046
I mean Aspinall didn't do anything, there's nothing to recover from for him. It's Jon legacy that was tarnished by this whole saga

>>149382088
Ive got a feeling this coming weekend we are gonna witness the first ever perma-heem inside the UFC octagon..

Haven't checked /heem/ since Tom became the champ: How are Finland and Brasil holding up?

>>149382114
>there's nothing to recover from for him

Correct.

Tomala had nothing except a chastity belt like Jondaddy always said.

I'm afraid the /heem/ consensus is that Tomala got played by Jon and is simply a placeholder for the incoming Gane title reign.

>>149382152
'Fraid so.

>Gane vs Aspinal goes to a competitive 5 round decision
>Meanwhile Jon Jones hits his crackpipe hard and fires up twitter; he won.

Tom will prove all the haters wrong with a 10 second KO of Gane.

cant wait for another gane loss
I wouldn't care about gane one way or the other
but these homosexuals will not quit

>>149382171
Me son rides the short bus award

>cant wait for another gane loss
>I wouldn't care about gane one way or the other
>but these homosexuals will not quit

>these homosexuals will not quit
Turn your monitor on.

jon jones? that guy that cheated a bunch and then ducked?

>>149382202
jon jones saaaar he ducked saaaar look at he beat white woman saaaar

>>149382210
isnt that a tiktok filter and not an actual dna test

Godspinall got them boilin again i fear.

Aspinall Jubli

Hey Jon.

Give me your belt or I'm going to beat the shit out of you.

>>149382232
no its ai dna analysis that's more accurate than saliva analysis

Did you guys know Jon Jones is from Albuquerque. Like that weird al song

86 days 15 hours and 49 minutes left until UFC 317

>>149382294
i have chills

>>149382263
ah, i didnt realise that its ai, sorry

>>149382294
the canelo vs crawford of mma

>>149382127
>>149382152
>>149382292
not well it seems

Is this the famed "Clitia" I keep hearing about?

>>149382293
Wdwtsh

Stipe retired DC by winning, and Jones by losing. Chills.

Your penis is very small.

>>149382358
We don't sign our monitors here

>>149382358
I'm not Joe Pyfer.

>>149382358
Turn off schaubs monitor

King to bishop, pawg my milf up.

>>149382358
Said Tom to Jon

My hawlg has that fight scars like Schaub's but bigger and a shade darker

Danacels, explain this fucking abomination of a card

>>149382418
Back off, I'll take you on.
Headstrong to take on anyone!

>>149382427
This is a good card.

>>149382427
Don't know what you're talking about. It's a BADASS card. EVERYONE is talking about it. It's crazy.

>>149382427
aight so pretty much a bunch of midgets are going to punch each other

>>149382452
Daruish is 6ft4

>>149382427
at least poolo had the decency to pull out so we won't have to watch another one of his shit fights

>>149382487
Yeah whatever *leans on you like a shelf and wipes a booger in your curly hair*

>>149382440
One of the cocksuckingest pictures I've seen

>>149382519
The last thing the pawg milf sees before she gets raped xD

>>149382515
My hair wavy

>>149382543
Yeah whatever it is bossman, chicken over rice with the white and hot sauce and make it snappy.

Test

I'm about to tell you guys something you won't believe. Jaimie Lyn Horth, is actually fucking sexy. You'd never manage to capture her natural beauty with your naked eye, but I have because I'm at a higher level of sexuality and don't miss a thing

My opponent is gonna shit himself hearing this
https://youtu.be/wfvjKD6D_Zo?si=exZw0NRno5Qn-F2V

>>149382599
a dime store meeegan if I ever saw one

Tranny Janny is mad again.

Saw that p4p list earlier. Dricus is literally only good because he's tough and strong. The people that work for the UFC are so intelligent, I don't think they even know what pound for pound means

>>149382602
This shit is trash

>>149382632
Typically big strong guys are good at fighting.

>>149382632
PFP is based off of they think you have good wins not skill. Idk how people never understand this

Fucking retard.

>>149382621
Shut ya mout rudeboy. Nothing like her.
By the way you know she's got a good damn Burger place, couldn't believe it. Even someone on her level has the means to set themselves up for life, it's crazy. Just for fighting. Everyone complains about the lay but it seems like a pretty sweet way to make it in life. I should have done it

>>149382646
Oh my god are you really that DUMB? obviously. That's not what pound for pound is. Jesus Christ you buys make me want to jump out the Window sometimes

>>149382643
Ya ear rotted fewl of a ting

I'm a naughty piggy.

Will you call me a naughty piggy?

>>149382679
Do a flip faggot

Good morning spammy.

>>149382658
Since you guys are disabled, I'll make it a bit easier for you. If I put it this way you might get it. If Dricus has the body of Dominic Cruz how good do you think he'd be?

If you manage to answer wrong I think I'm going to donate some money to you

Pantoja has the least pounds so he's the worst fighter

>>149382686
What's a flip faggot? That some kind of dish?

>>149382668
Burger Place? Like the Dirty Burger? did she jump the cheeseburger yet?

>>149382700
He'd be pretty bad since dricus body will shrink alot

>>149382700
But dricus doesn't have the body of Dominick Cruz so how does this made up nonsense scenario have any relevance to reality?

>>149382708
Never heard of this dirty burger. I mean a restaurant, she ever brands her burgers like she's some kind of household name. I want this kind of life man, tired of being a normal loser like everyone else

>>149382700
if jon jones had short arms he would probably have like 5 losses
a fighter can't be separated from their physical attributes

My titties look cute.

They'd look better with your fat cock in between them...

>>149382706
Mix between pork faggots and cheesy corn balls

>>149382711
Mate, give me your mum's bank details nao. This is serious.

I feel bad for mocking you all these 3 years

>>149382711
You wont take that money of me you cunt

>>149382685
>>149382731

What's wrong with this skin

Portiers first walkout at 21 was to a Lil Wayne song
His last walking he will be holding hands with little Wayne

>>149382738
I like getting porked.

>>149382632
Schaub explained the p4p list as being as follows:

"If you lock every fighter in a room together, who comes out alive?"

>>149382729
start branding ground beef then dummy

>>149382730
Retard that's literally the purpose of the list, to separate fighters from their physical attributes (luck). Otherwise Ngannou would be at the top of the lift forever.

What do you think the list is? Haha

>>149382748
It doesn't have your cum on it.

Yet...

>>149382738
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

By the way have you have a kebab lately? You MUST have been allowed one by now. Tell me how it was

Oh is Sneed here? Hi Sneed.

Did spammy seriously just ask for my parents bank info? Jesus times are really tough for the pedophile janny discord.

I'm about to do some kettlebell swings

I'm a naughty piggy.

Make me squeal.

>>149382427
It's not that bad, but the bad thing is that this should be the average card for the entire year. But something died in the UFC when they made that deal with ESPN.

>>149382756
You serious? Hahaha

Oink on it!

>>149382756
Schaub comes out alive

>>149382758
Can I invest in crypto instead?

>>149382770
Last one was probably 2 or 3 months ago. Why should I not be allowed to buy a kebab?

I'm a little pozzed piggy.

Make me squeal.

>>149382804
Youre only about half a decade too late for crypto broskie. Meanwhile Gold is hitting an all time high.

>>149382812
You were complaining a while ago that she said you can't buy them anymore. And then when you snuck one in she smelled it and reprimanded you

>>149382815
I actually already invested 7 years ago

>>149382761
no it's not
the physical attributes of a fighter almost entirely define how they fight in the first place
without unique physical attributes to start with, they would never have made it to the top of the ufc
fighters with long arms learn how to jab the opponent's face off, fighters with massive power learn how to catch the opponent with a big shot, fighters with great cardio learn how to drown their opponent, fighters with a great chin learn how to dogfight their opponents, fighters built like a hulk learn how to impose their physicality
you can't change a fighter's body without fundamentally changing who that fighter is, rendering any analysis worthless

Sneeds got the need for speed (amphetamine drugs)

>>149382852
Wrong move you should have done a flip instead

>>149382837
That wasn’t me.

Multi million dollar investment yeah you heard me do a flip now and you will start reaping the rewards

>>149382854
Well I've let you drag me into something else, attributes wasn't even my word. It's called pound for Pound-ou-ou-ound, how about we just keep it simple and stick with that. I obviously wouldn't take away someone's freakish coordination because it enables him to land impossible spinning head kicks

Turdpooria? Turdpooria is DONE IN.
gonezo

>>149382427
those fucking TKO jews killed the UFC so bad that this is an above average card in 2025

>>149382877
Again with the flip faggots, I told you wall I don't know what that is

>>149382795
https://youtu.be/igfljlMOfN0?feature=shared&t=44m45s

Yeah he said it on JAXXON

>>149382898
Oh no, now I'm really embarrassed. I think I'm going to log off

>>149382933
Hahahahaha he's such a Noodle. He's just describing MMA, every fighter gets locked in the cage in twos and eventually all with eachother and when we find out who comes out they get the belt

>>149382910
you suggested giving dricus an unrecognizably different body, the body of cruz
my only point is that it's worthless to imagine how good a fighter would be if they were a totally different fighter

it's incredible how companies continue to worsen their products. on google I used to be able to search "UFC schedule" and at the top of the page it would show all the upcoming events and times in my local timezone, as well as show the winner/losers in real time during the actual fights.

Now? As of a week ago all it generates now is some shitty AI response that doesn't tell me shit. What a massive failure and downgrade from what was perfect before.

What's the best sight to track all the above info now?

>>149382952
He's more qualified to discuss mma than either of us

>>149382965
I still have the schedule on me phone

>>149382965
bjpenn.com

See if you can deactivate the AI

>>149382963
I meant his size! For him to be the weight of a Dominic Cruz. Oh my god, oh my god.
Did you tink I wanted him to have the same shaped ass and belly button type?

can someone invite me to the pyfercord i got banned

>be me
>2008
>in my prime
>workout
>had sex
>last time of my life

>>149382786
Is this really sneed

>>149382968
Shut up

>>149382965
it's still there

>>149383001
>If Dricus has the body of Dominic Cruz how good do you think he'd be?

>>149383020
why doesn't it work for me? All I get is some shitty AI response now

P4P is based on how you've fought with the top contenders and win streak

>>149383040
Search ufc schedule or ufc card and it will show. Yes googling regular old "ufc" is now useless.

>>149383040
because you live in the US where everything is fake and ai generated

>>149383024
You've got to get better at comprehending stuff. Weird interpretation

Pound for pound is how I approach the behind of a PAWG milf

>>149382965
If you Google UFC it still comes up. But yeah any of those big tech companies are ran by complete morons. The only reason they're still around is because they were smart enough to monopolize as much as they could early on

>>149380607
its funny because gane is retarded

Iran has attacked an american base in iraq and qatar

>>149383112
Combat sports?

>>149383118
Beneil Dariush just beat up Tony Ferguson

>>149383087
you need to learn how to speak english
>if dricus were the size of a bantamweight, how good do you think he'd be?
naming a specific person for dricus to inherit the body of means exactly one thing
of course you probably meant it in the first place and just realized it was a retarded argument

>>149382965
It's still there retard.

>>149383118
It can possibly affect combat sports bappa

>>149382965
>reverse image search a thot from a game thread for later
>"Results for people are limited!"
>ask the anon
>he refuses to give sauce

>>149383112
OOOOO AMERICA IS WOOBLED. THEY NEED TO MOVE

>>149383132
What the hell? Not sure who to pick here they both suck

MIGA

>>149383152
her name is jeff molina

>>149383118
Calvin "Krispy" Qatar has been bombarded by the IRGC with Fattah-2 munition.

Italy is finnish clay

Look into it

I think Charles has a puncher's chance

>>149383188
I feel you wouldn't like it here. We'll probably touch 40 degrees this week

Aggressive dog = Topooria terrorizing featherweights
White dog = Charles

Tips to improve mental and physical wellbeing?

>>149383134
Well sorry I overestimated you, I thought you'd get that I was referring to his size and now his haircut

Why is Dana hanging out with the nerds? Are we too cool for him?

>>149382788
Tossup between that and going public with the wwe. Shareholders will only demand less pay and more events. Crazy to think that the top five welter, middle, light heavy and heavy from fifteen years ago would mop the champion of each division today. Truly a lower level of sport. Get what you pay for.

>>149383257
Heem everyone, even myself

>>149383280
aren't there women on the staff tho

>>149383280
I like the one where old ladies go to the forest and harass forest animals by hitting sticks on the ground and screaming like harpies.

>>149383266
sure you did little guy
also dricus would eventually become champ of any division he could make the weight in

>>149383306
You are dumb :)

>>149383040
All you have to type is "ufc" and search. You don't habv type "ufc schedule" bubba.

>>149383335
Charles is great value at +400 there's no way he wins though

>>149383373
How is that great value

>>149383406
Because he has a more than 1 in 4 chance of winning

>>149383373
Why? You fell for the crayzieyy power party haha. He's just a guy who's good at boxing and knows when to put more into shots when the time is perfect. He's not even the harder hitter at featherweight

Payton Talbott is fighting on the main card

>>149383280
Sounds like a sick place to go with your boyfriend

>>149383335
>>149383429
oh no no no
this is the type of creature arguing with you on r/heem

>>149383335
100 good boy points? helluva wager b.

>>149383429
Precision, timing beats speed and power brazza you know this

>>149383480
I'm not saying power is better, just saying he's not some animal like you and the rest of MMA fans think. Don't be a DC, don't sensationalise every and anything that's hot off the press

>>149383466
So what do you say on Sunday evening? I want to hear it now to prepare

>>149383509
Um I boyed him 2 minutes into the Ryan hall fight

>>149383477
I'll be sad is Charles somehow flops this up hah

>Ewww everybody look how ugly this guy is, look at sneed! Gross this guy is so ugly!!

Sneed:

>>149383525
I don't want to argue with you, I consider you a mate here

>>149383280
Brazza shitnigguh is straighter than this

>>149383552
Ok I agree to decree b

>>149383519
probably something like "any updates on oliveira's condition?"

>>149383466
Herbert tanked that shite.

>>149383590
Thanks man big hug

>>149383603
Ok, will you remember this? We'll definitely talk soon buddy

The Chin will be there for Charles.

Joanna is soo beautiful broos

is zz top cool yet

>>149383673
Janny is gonna hate this post, for some....unknown reason

>>149383668
GODpuria tanked that shit

>clean headkick (from a huge lightweight) won't heem ilia
>arman proved you can simply ignore the charles submissions
>charles gets hit and dropped in almost every fight
>charles is 35 years old now
>there are ~10 blueprints on how to beat charles
a real headscratcher

toetorio will never be notorious

>>149383673
Yeah nah you can keep her

>>149383719
Tawlf matchup

>>149383699
Why does Valentina have the hair of a black woman?

Charles is too chinny
Ilia will heem

Topturo has literally no chance. He got wrestlefucked by Bryce Mitchell of all people. Charles submits him easily.

>A “restroom incident” occurred that allegedly required the woman to remove her pants with the intention of Jones driving her home to retrieve new clothing. She told police the last person she remembers driving her vehicle prior to the accident was Jones and claimed she had no other recollection about that evening’s events.
uh oh stinky

>>149383761
Join the gang man. Have you ever seen ods like this for a certain winner. You can't afford not to brother

jared cannonier wears a funky monkey hat

>>149383765
is jon a scat appreciator

>>149383761
>>149383773
so true

>>149383807
Sunday afternoon we soon gonna fine out.

You ready?

>>149383807
Ok now post round 1

I eat so much I'm bored of eating, will I still get the nutritional value if I just start quicky swallowing the food

>>149383826
i got you brother

poor charles...

Mcgregor banged my mom at a party in miami

Why would he do this

>>149383826
i got you brother

>>149383901
Charles tanked that shit.

.

>>149383901
of all the times for goddard to not be reffing

bryce would destroy charles desu

>>149383915
lmao, even

to be the champ you have to beat the champ. or you have to beat the guy the champ already routed and has also been finished 7 other times that works too

Tom can run. But he cannot hide.

Gane wins.
Oliveira wins.
Makhachev wins.
DDP wins.
Holloway wins.

has anyone told Bryce he might need to work out once in awhile

>>149384034
He's got that farmer strength, brotha.

"THE TOM ERA IS HERE! OH MY HECKIN FAUCI!!!!! TOM IS THE MOST WELL ROUNDED FIGHTER EVER!!!!!"

Yea yea yeah meanwhile he is going to get raped by Gane kek

Will guru actually kill himself if Gane wins?

Dana big time'd Ngubu again

Who Is the current WWE hw champ? He got a chance against Tom?
Another guy to try Is the guy that beated gable stevenson or gable himself

>gameplan for Ilia
do whatever the fuck he wants. press and close distance trying to catch Charles if he decides to use reach, offensive wrestling against cage, deliver asswhooping in pocket, piece him up with bodyshots in clinch.
>gameplan for Charles
use reach advantage, try to get submissions
>mfw Charles has no means of taking it to the ground if Ilia simply refuses and we have no idea how much better Charles is on the ground if at all
I am betting on Charles but on single separate bet because that shit could get me whole main parlays worth money if it happens. insane amount for a single fight but completely fair considering how much it is stacked against Charles.

>>149384160
Are you drunk again

Gane?

>>149384193
I think that Charles has a fairly good chance to peach up and heem Topiaria with headlicks and knees. But he's a brainlet so he's gonna try to grapple with him and will get finished against the cage.

Michael Chandler now has a daughter (White) thougheverbeit

Charles Derangement Syndrome

>>149384227
Spammesque video.

I thought Van would be a big favourite and I'd put some money on Royval but they're actually evens. I guess people know that Van is liable to being exposed by someone with some wrestling.

>>149384272
the ridder punches harder than francis ngannou

Volk was TWO HUNDRED and FOURTEEN pounds in Rugby league..

>>149384245
he has always been reckless one with questionable defence. even if he decides to be smart about it and use every single advantage he has, he's bound to make mistakes which he can't afford.

>>149384272
>AND IT IS ALL OVER!

>>149384390
Lol, classic.

>>149384272
This is how I treat kids with downs syndrome. They must suffer. Their happiness must end.

>>149384390
herbal dean did nothing wrong

>>149384390
didn't know stipe fought silva
crazy.

>>149384454
Look at this little fucking punk.... So fucking confident. So in the moment. Little shit. How come he ain't depressed? Little prick. Little fucking prick.

>>149384159
what the fuck was that dumbass thinking to begin with?
>oh no I jus keel a kid in Cameroon
>good time to ask Dana for contract
send this faggot to Iran to be a drone bag

>>149384454
Aspinall's boy has the rizz

We are all patiently waiting for Schaub's input on this Iran situation.

>>149384553
Where did you run b

>>149384553
iran from nothing, b, I shut that shit down

>>149384542
yeah uh
whatever that means

I knew that Persia was cooked the moment I saw Dariush get heemed by Shartman and Charles Bach to Bach.

>>149384597
Daruish is assyrian b

>>149384594
That's a badass t-shirt

>>149384627
Alright man

>>149384659
Looks painful

>>149384659
SHE'S HURT

>>149384692
*uppercuts you with hawlg*

*diarrheas explosively at this shocking and violent turn of events*

>>149384454
Gotdang, that boy got a tongue like a golden retriever. He could make some women happy with that thing.

>>149384627
tomato potato

>>149384659
the way she makes the camera tremble reminds me of derrick lewis

>>149384193
>>mfw Charles has no means of taking it to the ground if Ilia simply ref-ACK!

>>149384193
Charles stylistically is a very tricky matchup for Topuria but it all depends on which Charles shows up. If he's calculated it's a very close fight. If the marauder shows up I think he gets heemed.
>>149383280
They're fags aren't they?

Awful, shit-tier and ZERO taste:
>Liana Jojua
>Mackenzie Dern
>Polyana Viana
>Laura Sanko
>Lucian Andrade

Excellent based and redpilled:
>Angela Hill
>Amanda Ribas
>Norma Dumont
>Megan Olivi
>Red Dela Cruz

All disputes to this list can form a line and kiss my ass.

>>149384594
Fuken must smell just like fuken human dog shit

>>149384594
Would.

Luke Thomas is very upset that Jones has retired

all jannies are niggers

NIGGERS I SAY

>>149385046
dangerously based.

All Jannies are niggers, but not all Niggers are jannies. Food for thought.

Remember this nigga?

>>149385153
Damn his bussy must stink

>>149385153
Is send that catch weight merchant back to the pleistocene

I can be your waifu.

Just call me a naughty piggy.

>>149385002
How does one become a 56 year old woman thirst trapping on TikTok when you're a professional who has a steady job appearing on national television

Oink oink.

I need a daddy to spitroast me because I'm a bad piggy.

Adonis.

>>149385278
shes just doing jump rope

I've put on some weight.

But that's only for your pleasure.

Call me a naughty piggy!

Luke Thomas is a STUPID BITCH who's losing his entire networth out from under his dumb retarded faggot ass immedietly after he spent his whole entire adult life working on paying off a shitty car and mortgage in central DC, LMAO! Trump is slashing all those useless bushit government jobs left right and center which created that housing bubble to begin with dummy, your 1/4 acre of dense residental land isnt worth shit buddey are you fucking stupid for real???? BAHAHAHAHA!!

MEANWHILE THE PROPERTY WE BOUGHT FOR 250K IS NOW WORTH OVER 500K!!! Ahhhhhhahahahahaha!! Eat shit you useful idiot welfare queen wannabe jarhead neo-liberal desk jockey brainrotted beta numale cuckold faggot broke reddit-bitch!! Enjoy all those niggers you love so much moving into your once over-priced suburban high tax retail and crime infested shithole you absolute fucking clown of a human!!!

Imagine jamawhawl jumping rope

Kevin pee jaw is wired shut bros

spammys back bitches

>>149385400
This is the post.

>>149385436
I thought he finally killed himself this time too

Wow he's so purty, pretty little baby
You say that maybe
You'll be thinking of me and try to love me
Pretty little baby
I'm hoping that you do

My breasts feel so tender.

Call me a naughty piggy and get a bite.

>>149385400
I dont know who's this luke thomas guy but I cant deny the factualness of this post

>>149385375
Stellar performance!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnkFswnC_CA

>>149383709
If this was Charles Topuria would be folded in the ground like Chandler

We still have no idea specifically what is making spammy so angry.

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM, THEY WILL DEVOUR US

I'm a naughty little piggy.

Call me a naughty little piggy.

>>149385521
We must lead them.

don't forget to get your official Bo Nickal Combat Diaper today. Use promo code SHTSLF to get two more free!

I wanna devour your cock like you're my daddy.

Just call me a naughty piggy.

We cannot follow them indeed

We will consume them.

>>149385539
NEIN

We are able; so we shall.

Call me your naughty little piggy.

>>149385335
>does a 360 for no apparent reason
>stops when her ass is facing the camera and does a few more bounces
>at the end of the video squats down ass first and bounces up then back down
>shes just doing jump rope

>>149385561
absolut nicht

6736 Helms Rd Pensacola
The Sneed compound
Imagine the horrors this place has seen

>>149385571
Our plans have already been sent into motion. Fulfillment thereof is now an inevitability.

JUDEN HINTER JUDEN

I'm your little naughty piggy.

Tell me I've been a bad bad piggy.

Sorry, as shown by our most recent election American people are more unified supporting Commander In Chief Donald J. Trump than ever before. We represent the largest and most powerful empire to ever exist on planet earth. And buddy, we aren't going down without a fight.

>>149385632
His expression always makes me lol.

>U.S jets scrambled over Saudi Arabia
UH OH WWESISSIES...

Well post the picture of my truck and my penis and the wojak edit you drew of me spammy for god sake, you lazy slob.

>>149385650
peculiar feline

The wojak edit is actually comedy gold albeit the snot and blood drawings are crude and desperate.

>>149385687
fuck my mandrama

Just took a huge smelly Trump and flushed it down the white race. Now I'm gonna wipe my Ari

>>149385632
I'm such a naughty piggy.

I need a daddy to call me a naughty piggy and punish me.

>>149385722
Mad bitch.

>>149385672
same

I'm not wearing any panties...

Nevermind I found my picture, Ill just do everything for you spammy ya damn invalid.

>>149385745
Please call me a naughty piggy.

I'll squeal for you.

>>149385746
What is this dude known for on heem and why do you think its him?

I'm a bad piggy who needs a daddy to punish me.

Call me a naughty piggy?

>>149385784
I'm a bad piggy.

Call me a bad little piggy.

state of this place

>>149385789
Looks comfy

Do you think I'm a pretty little piggy?

Call me a pretty little piggy.

Why is there an influx of bullshit spam, it's usually just shrimpcunt but there's like three or four different people

>>149385830
I'd be more comfy with a daddy like you punishing me for being a naughty naughty little piggy.

Call me a naughty piggy.

this is some abysmal posting, I think we are suffering CTE from those 8 decisions

I'm a naughty piggy!

Oink oink!

>>149385864
>>149385869

>>149385864
theyre all IC3+ coom brain freaks that have hyper latched on to some faggy internet beef nobody cares about

>>149385864
coordinated discord raids happen daily here

I'm sorry!!!

I'm just a naughty little piggy!

Call me a naughty piggy!!

>>149385518
he tanked that shit

Free yourself.

who's the fat dude that the retard keeps spamming and why should we give a shit about him

>>149385965
is that the sport Sam Alvey ended?

>>149385650
how do u cure cynism

>>149385989
who fucking knows, there's 2-3 people here who are some sort of demented and either arguing with themselves or each other in some vague battle of homosexuality and strange behavior

>>149385997
Alvey was free of their shackles to perform. He was always held back by them.

Oink oink oink!!!

Oink oink oink!!

I'm a pretty piggy!!!

>>149385965
Why can't gaijin into epic promo posters?

Poor little Shartles... poor poor little shartles...

Sanctity, liberty.

We tawlmbout pigs?

Clitia got xer fudge packed by thug nasty

Why is Mikey such a devious mischivious boy..

>>149386059
Factual post.

WE BROKE YOU NIGGAS!

WE.

BROKE.

YOU.

>>149386037
because Japanese knew the value of promotion and marketing while UFC focused more on underpaying foreigners to fight in weekly in a Kenmore fridge

>>149386076
He needs a BBC

>>149386076
why is Mikey 12 years old and already having multiple ulcers? could it be his totally cool and BADD ASS all pizza and pasta diet?

Fist a white bitch in her pulsating FROTHING white PUSSY.

>>149385648
What are the symmetrical yellow dots? I thought it was supposed to be makeup at first on the last image but I don't think that's what it is?

I like Mikey because you can tell he's totally devoted to his craft but anyone over 200 lbs no matter how poorly trained would throw him through a wall while he worked for a taint lock

>>149386110
Factual post.
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149107698/#149110751

>>149386037
Because THEY cannot create, only corrode. When permitted they take great lengths to destroy anything decent. They force their insolent judgement on us. The concept of decent artistry doesnt permeate within them, it is completely incomprehensible.

Chills.

I ain't making shit, fuck mods.

can't be bothered waiting around for the new thread so I'm counting this as the first post of the new thread
first for Gane

>>149386146
Stfu and ride a brown boys THANG ya raped AGPiggy.

>>149386217
We don't watch that AGPiggy slop.

Make the new
Or I will have to

>>149386217
Crapzin lost every fight

Spammy you better make our new thread and fast, or I will

>>149386076
He eats freaking pizza!

>>149386149
White women stay losing

/Varela/ nation, how we feeling

lil faggot gonna end up getting brock surgery before he's 18 years old. MIKEY COLOSTOMECKI!

Colostomy bag raped AGP faggot Tyler Thompson

Pride? Isn't that the gay shit?

>>149386302
I’m a trans MAP

>>149380548
the finisher of fatties
the executioner of XXXXLs

>>149386661
>>149386661

>>149386217
>roman armor is some cheap gladiator shit
>Jap armor is accurate and detailled
Totally not biased