>Lap:
#7952

>Countdown to Ostrich GP:
https://f1exposure.com

>Previous thread:
>>149357092

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
211 (210 starts)

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
240 (237 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 198 (+12)
NOR: 176 (+0)
VER: 155 (+18)
RUS: 136 (+25)
LEC: 104 (+10)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 374 (+12)
Mercedes: 199 (+40)
Ferrari: 183 (+18)
Red Bull RBPT: 162 (+18)
Williams Mercedes: 55 (+1)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 646.57 (+54.47)
HAM: 617.28 (+45.53)
NOR: 611.75 (+93.77)

>News:
Alex Dunne to drive for McLaren during FP1 in Austria, Norris will miss FP1
Ferrari have confirmed that Dino Beganovic will drive the SF-25 in FP1 taking over for Charles Leclerc
Mercedes to bring more F1 upgrades to Austria in bid to sustain Canada breakthrough
FIA sack head of inclusion & diversity in restructure
Stella admits Canada clash could lead to ‘tough conversations’
Valtteri Bottas pokes fun at Cadillac F1 rumours in new video
Red Bull protege Arvid Lindblad laps Imola in first official F1 test
Charles Leclerc spotted in Monaco with $2.5 million classic Ferrari
Toto Wolff warns against writing Lewis Hamilton off amid Ferrari struggles

>>149380955 (OP)
terrible

eternal death ti m*laren, mer*edes and hamil*on

>>149380955 (OP)
someday /f1/ will finally give hamilton the cancer he deserves

>Ferrari have confirmed that Dino Beganovic will drive the SF-25 in FP1 taking over for Charles Leclerc
was anyone asking?

today is the day.
I will fix my sleeping schedule

gimi

>>149381012
i hope your AC breaks

gimi

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>149381012
Just listen to some V6 t*rbo hybr*d engines and you'll soon fix it!

>>149381100
globohomos hate V6s now

>>149380955 (OP)
>Clickbait edition
Its fun to go through stuff from earlier in the rules and see what the clickbait people were doing.

>>149381012
by now you should've somehow realized what you gotta do

Didn't there use to be a driver called Jack Doohan

>>149381104
Well actually new fans don't care about sound of he engine and racing in the general

>>149381176
nice to have a reminder why I hate Toto so much

>>149381176
only cutfags need loud engines to validate their masculinity

>>149381065
ceiling and floor fans
>>149381100
I was trying to watch a video the other day but I fell asleep to the sounds of V10s

>>149380955 (OP)

>>149381269
One day the Sun will bless us with a solar flare so strong that all this shit will go away forever. It will be a good day.

>>149380955 (OP)

edd

>>149380955 (OP)

>>149381269
>>149381312
>>149381352
Is this some jeet AI video channel or something.

>>149381257
I'm more of a science fan myself.

for lunch i will have whatever edd's having

>>149381269
>>149381312
>>149381352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

>>149381361
Maybe jeet, certainly all slop. Looks like he tried other celebrities but seems he's found a winning formula with Hamilton... I guess because his fans are gullible enough to fall for this clickbait in their thousands

>>149380790

Why is Trump bringing Mika Hakkinen into this

>>149381405
he's trying to make it so people associate that acronym with "make iran great again" rather than "make israel great again" (which is an antisemitic blood libel - https://www.adl.org/resources/article/overt-antisemitic-and-extreme-anti-israel-rhetoric-continue-spike-after-us )

ITS OVER

>>149381405
sabbatical ends NOW

>>149381414
cool story abdul, no one cares

>>149381520
good morning saaaaaaaar

>>149381535
I don't argue with cutfags, bro

>>149381542
*kicks you*

>>149381549
didn't read bro, I don't argue with cutfags

>>149381556
but you love jew dick. shit doesn't compute, bro

>>149381560
didn't read bro, nothing you say will make you uncut

aiva anawogopoloponiapolis or whatever her name is was on have you been paying attention? tonight
this is after joanne ciconte was on the cheap seats last week and took the piss out of tim

Why you guys still watch mclarenwinslol? Season was over in week 2.

>>149381566
>if i pretend i don't see it, it never happened
not uncut, and my dick is normal size. cope and seethe

>>149381582
Didn't read bro, I'm uncut. The worst day of my life is better than your peak

>>149381587
X. im not a jeet so

>>149381594
the worst day in the life of the lowest caste jeet is better than a cutfag's peak, bro

>>149381600
see >>149381594

>>149381520
you're seething and very much cut, moishe

>canada vs argentina
give us a new episode. tired of this rerun

>>149381641
shut up fucked up fucker benchod rape you tomorrow

>>149381641
who wins the first test mon?
aus batting was utterly expoosed in the wtc final i'm not konvinced konstas is the right answer yet
windies boulers are pretty good too right ready to rip us one again

>>149381352
>>149381312
>>149381269
Alive internet theory

>>149381577
I don't know, bro, they're looking a little weaker after the new rules...

>>149381632
I'm sorry, that was uncalled for. I would like to clarify that any perceived antisemitic thrust to this comment was entirely satirical

>>149381779
cop a warning or did you have to poke your router with a little stick?

>>149381394
>be brown
>fall for clickbait on youtube

>>149381797
>cop a warning or did you have to poke your router with a little stick?
the rozzers showed up to his front door asking to see his foreskin and if he paid his TV license

>>149381646
never heard of a non-cutfag raping anyone, bro

>>149381815
so true, bro
ihey talking about you. go be a jeet there
>>>/pol/508446797
>>>/pol/508451263
>>>/pol/508462770
>>>/pol/508460914
>>>/pol/508453909

>>149381851
>cutfag links to the official cutfag board

>>149381858
you know that jews circumcise their dicks... right?

>>149381864
didn't read, bro

>>149381577
Still better than MarkekWinsLol on MotoGP. Season was literally over on Race1

>>149381869
it doesn't matter how much you repeat that to yourself, wont make it true tho

>>149381877
Cool story bro, go back to /pol/ with the rest of the cutfags where you can all cope by telling yourselves that the only people who don't like cutfags are jeets

>>149381881
kek what

>>149381888
no point keking bro, you're still cut

>>149381897
see >>149381877
also check em while at it

Great thread so far, lads

>>149381908
didn't read

another reminder why general threads are absolute cancer

>>149381923
see >>149381908

wouldnt blame moppy if he wiped the whole lot really

>when two arguing bots are stuck in a loop

Carlos Sainz tribute thread

fantastic thread

>>149382080
witch pick are we tributing?

you now remember Tabitha Nash, a race & test travel coordinator for Mercedes-AMG PETRONAS Formula One Team

>>149380955 (OP)
>Alex Dunne to drive for McLaren during FP1 in Austria, Norris will miss FP1
officially Bottas'd

>>149382168
yep she existed

>>149382175
both cars are used for that, sooner or later

>>149382168
why her and not the other?

>>149382456
Got a really aggressive need to slap that ass

Lads be honest
Is a 10cm difference really gonna make overtaking more common or is the FIA making shit up to sell the audience on the new regs

>>149382465
of course you do, abdul

>>149381666
>cricket
no, satan

>>149382501
>Is a 10cm difference really gonna make overtaking more common
lol no

>>149382456

>>149382465
you'd palm it and your hand would disappear into her cheeks

reminder that troll made it to q3 in brazil, the rainmaster was out in q1, and the second rainmaster wasnt out in q1 because the first rainmaster took the bullet for him

>>149382695
and stroll then won the race?

>>149382695
>reminder that troll made it to q3 in brazil
really puts kwablonso's 14th place in perspective

has anybody had the LEC icecream? how was it?

>>149382718
no, im just saying that hamil had more q1 exits than alonso, when alonso had for part of the season the worst car(that race for example) while hamilton had at worst the 4 car
"people" rated hamiltons season above alonso because they are subhuman
and the mercedes should have been dsqed in brazil, even before hamilton pushed alonso off the track

>>149382778
kwablonso got shit on by kwabmilton in his rookie season, bro

>>149382695
And did he anything else noteworthy on that weekend?

>>149382768
maybe
nice

>>149382826
how do you maybe have it

it's rape week

Captcha just confirmed Max isn't winning the championship this year

>>149382842
maybe while being in italia

>>149382897

>>149382906

>>149382938
why esti
whesti

>>149382970

The crazy retards in Iran tried to delete Qatar GP track, but LMOG (Liberty Media Owned Government) defended it

>>149382695
reminder that Lawson was easily keeping Piastri behind until Piastri used the Hamilton special to pass and still Lawson finished ahead of Hamilton

based Edd rejecting the slop

Craving some fried plantains

>>149383038
>What's wrong with it, Edd?

>someone wins the wdc only because qatar and yoopie-doopie get cancelled
huh

>>149383038
Based

>>149383119
why?

>>149383158
age gap
a literal child is forced to have a sex scene with a 60 yo

So no Qatar this year or it'll be like Jeddah 22

>>149383158
1. Misogyny (the woman is incompetent and only serves as a sexual object).
2. Brad Pitt. He's an abuser who should not be getting any work. And he's playing a 60yo racer, which is unrealistic and only serves to fulfill the white male fantasy.
3. Not enough diversity.

>>149383168
She's 42. Women start aging logarithmically above 34 so she's basically 70 in mating years

the movie is just ass and it insists upon itself. no further explanation needed

>>149383168
NOT COOL
>>149383274
how does she know that if the movie is not out? i mean the incompetent part, we all knew that they were going to have sex, it was even in a trailer

>>149383312
Apparently, she fucks up a strategy.

>>149381292
I wholeheartedly agree

>>149381012
Good morning, time for breakfast and coffee.

>>149382168
rip in piece

>constant helicopter sounds over my area
it's over

>>149383486
They're not real
They're not coming to take you
Take your meds schizo

>>149383486
duuuuude, they were like replacing a pipe next to my house, right, and when they laid dirt/what ever they use between the pipe and the road, they used a machine to "compress" it and it sounded just like a helicopter
maybe its that, because for a while i thought that the cops were above my house until i realised

>>149383486
Time to die for Israel, goy. You owe them because of the holocaust.

>>149383502
>>149383507
It's because of the war.

>>149383516
That was like 50 years ago.

>>149383516
the russians broke the pipes? no bueno

>>149383516
Sir, there's no war in Germany

IRAN NUKES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>149381641
>>149381897
>>149381888
reminder the canadian is a confirmed latinx with amerinidian genes, he has been caught out shilling for Lautaro Martínez and calling him good looking[!]

>>149383486
they know about your loli folder

>>149383055
>Haas employees forced to man a Patriot missile battery in the infield between pit stops

>>149383556
CONFIRMED I'M DEAD

>>149381641
it's all so tiresome

>>149383614

HOLY SHIT A MULLAH FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>149383632
Are you Rovaniemi anon, if yes then it was most likely just a Santa

>>149383658
no it definitely had a turban and it said something about destroying America, Saudi-Arabia and Israel

>no Qatar and Abu Dhabi slurpfests
thank you Ayatollah

They should reshedule so Suzuka and Interlagos are the last two cases
>but we already had Suzuka
And?

Y'all going to die muahahahahaha

i don't much care for desert race tracks

>>149383756
Thank you Moshe now deliver the David's Sling

I could strangle Ayatollah. YOU DON'T ATTACK ISRAEL!

Die for Me !

relation to formula 1?

Tel Aviv GP when

>>149384054
i wouldn't worry about it

>>149384054
he wouldn't worry about it

>>149384054
i often worry about it

>>149382999
checked esti
chesti

>>149384062
We already have 3 Israeli races don’t you think that is enough?

>>149384062
When it becomes part of another arab country

>>149384262
As soon as that?

>>149383756
Cant wait til your pet golem neekeri retires so the last remnants of jews are out of this sport

>>149384269
Contract already signed by *insert current hamas leader*

Briatore's involved in this, somehow. I'm sure.

biz idea: formula hags

>>149384455
in open-frame cars, driving naked?

>Sprint weekend

>>149384498
sounds unsafe

>>149384787
did he chew too many gum?

Death to VISA and Mastercard
Death to Jews
Death to America
Death to Israel

>>149384787
What the fuck? Was he dehydrated already before the race?

>Qatar GP
>drivers are forced to run the race despite naval battle raging in the Strait of Hormuz
>Russell hit by missile after DEI US Navy pilot mistakes him for an Iranian MIG
>3 penalty points and race ban for Verstappen

>>149384498
>SHE BRAKE TESTED ME
>*now has nosecone up her arse*

>>149385081
We need a combat ready car

>>149385081
Sounds like red flag

>>149381176
Torger truly is the antichrist
Raised by jews, acts like a jew
Why dont you just fuck off to lolmula E instead of subverting F1?

QatarGP 99,9% gonna get cancelled

>>149385334
>ApuDabbi and Qatar cancelled
But
>Las Vegas """""""""""""""""""""epic""""""""""""""""""""" finale
I don't know if I'd be happy

>>149385334
asif i needed more reason to support iran

>>149385354
yeah I don't know either, abdul

does vegas count as a desert race?

>>149383274
I need an anon to go and tell me how misogynist it is
If it overpowers the Lyberty Media cringe I may end up seeing it

>>149384787
Is that big john?

>>149385515
it was, once upon a time.
now he's just john

>>149385452
It's just a marketing ploy to trick young men into watching it.

Formula Butts

>>149383756
>>149384046

>>149384982
>>149385033
3 hours in a lamborghini makes romain a hot boy
(it was hot and there was no drinking system)

>>149384982
>>149385033
>>149385515
What was funny was after he cooled down he gave an interview and pretty much said "I was roasting in the Lamborghini and i know all about roasting."

>>149385393
it counts as pure cancer

>>149385972
Why would they do this to white man?

>>149384891
>>149385104
imagine the gaping

>Double Halfwheel-F1 GP weekend in 2027
>It's going to be Shitalunya, Qatar (barring its existence) or Silberstein

>>149386755
blackmann is busy with indycar

>>149386755
grosjean is a well-disguised giraffe, not a man

>>149385081
This is why they never should have gotten rid of Latifi
Iranians wouldn't bomb one of their own

I legit follow zero news, nukes could go off in the distance I would have had no warning

>>149387032
>nukes could go off in the distance I would have had no warning
No need to worry, for that to happen things would have to happen, but nothing EVER happens.

It's up!!

>>149387032
Nukes aren't even real

>>149387032
You'd get an alert on your phone via FR-Alert https://fr-alert.gouv.fr/

Diego la vuole nera

>>149387211
I check it maybe once a week
phones are the devil
ask horner

>Nascar has expressed disappointment after seeing Carson Hocevar check into his Mexico City hotel with an adult film actress
F1 races for this feeling?

gimi

>>149387357
Sauce

digits are now superpowered. wish for anything f1 related and it comes true with repeating numerals

Carson Hovercar?

>>149383384
Would be true to life, look at Spain GP
>NARG's engine failure leads to a Safety Car
>AMX is on softs but they're still fresh and the SC takes forever in F1, 7 to 8 laps even if it's just to remove a car out of the grass, at the point the SC leaves the track he can comfortably drive to the end with those softs
>all RB has is hards while everyone else has a soft or medium set left
>strategist calls a panic box because everyone else is doing it
>threw a podium away for a P5 at best, AMX trying to murder NARB turned that into a P10
He should have stayed out

>>149381012
Took me a year to get a good sleeping schedule. Then took me 2 days to go back to 3am youtube sessions

>>149387400
Colapinto becomes GOATed

>>149387400
willy podium pls

>>149383119
Weird. She looks like the girl version of me.

>>149387086
>things would have to happen, but nothing EVER happens.
Correct
Damn I recognize this station, this is on Ligne 6

>>149387400
amx wins his 5th this year

>>149387506
Are you the weirdo that keeps posting that Brazilian(?) girl/boy

>>149387400
muni he sex tape leak

>>149387506

>>149387400
bitch nigga

>>149387541
No.

>>149387563
why he sex tape leak, why he no doctor

/f1/ your favorite driver just got diagnosed with with a terminal but slow-aggressing cancer. How will they perform after receiving the news?

>>149387812
Deliberately crash into the cancer two corners later

>>149387464
>>149387485
>>149387532
>>149387563
>>149387607
looks like these posters don't possess the ability

>>149387812
I don't have a favorite driver because I'm not a homosexual

>>149387881
Guess I'll drink my sorrows away then

>>149387400
I wish for the next woman I confess too, to reciprocate my feelings.

>>149387923

>>149387812
He'll score 20 fourth places in a season and retire knowing nobody will ever break his record

>>149387357
>Melody Marks

>>149387514
>Damn I recognize this station, this is on Ligne 6
Props to 2011-era DICE for being so accurate with their representation of Paris then.

>>149387506
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>149387506
this is what the girl version of fat edd straw looks like

>>149388093
I assume she is a plork?

>>149381445
>The grid girls' last stand will be in nipland.
I'm okay with that.

>>149388093
I need the sauce, brother

>>149388093
this looks dangerous ummm hello?

>>149388093
Posting this and not sharing the name should be a crime

>>149387357
>Fucking one of the few pornstars who hasn't bogged herself.
Bro has good taste.
I thought she had a bf though (the cuck who convinced her to do porn)

>>149388093
>me heading in the opposite direction of travel and I just so happen to make a hard left directly into her path

>>149388093
she won't look cute when she does a meat crayon
wear your gear people

>>149388093
>bolt ons on the bolt on rice rocket

>>149381012
perhaps not

new goblino humiliation just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiQMsFLFJ-Q

>I would never race in Indycar because it is beneath F1 and is too dangerous
>now excuse me
>I have skiing to do

>>149388431
looks kinda like a panigale tail but i havent kept up on bikes

>>149388517
a reminder he also raced in WSC and DTM and
he crashed Johnny Cecotto out of a race in the latter

>>149388484
is this why he spent like 20 laps trying to pass max on the outside the next day during the actual race?

>>149385010
Damn yuki I thought we were cool

>>149388093
wow. formula 1!

>>149387357
She’s pretty underwhelming without japanese makeup artists

>>149388802
um yes

went here and they knew you

brehs...

>>149389154
damn, the italia princess looks like that?!?!?

>breakfast next

>>149389675
He looks like the bastard child of Richard Hammond.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RE2hHHBuHww?

>>149389675
but what shall i eat?

>>149389728

>>149389792
m8 its not bun an cheese time
thats easter

year-round bun is ass and the plastic cheese is harder to find

>>149389835
how abut this

>>149389878

>>149383119
>>149383168
>>149383274
how do i find a schizo gf

>>149389937
you lack the constitution

>>149389937
get cut

>>149389937
she's in these threads, you've probably even replied to her some times

esti youre useless
im having hash

>>149383274
>Washed old man beats can still win
>Produced by Lewis Hamilton
Not exactually white male fantasy but you're close

CHASE
https://www.youtube.com/live/VNqAlmy9SNU?si=EBcRGJeyVZj8dFKv

>>149390826
noice

its over

>>149390826
>Driving high performance car
>Hides instead of running
LAME

Baby Driver disappeared quite well. He must be a pro.

Is it over already?

labubu

heh bet you thought we relented. well you're wrong, bucko.

>no one's certain on the conditions of the "ceasefire"
/f1/ races for this feel?

>>149388093
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

gimi

>race week
>all of /f1/ is on vacation for offtopic posting

>>149388093

Haha cool story

>>149388093
for me it was moto tanya (vale)

ceasefire? how about backfire and it's the result of every McLaren engine exploding for the remainder of the season

So wait if it's popular to dislike the F1 movie does that mean /f1/ has to watch it now to save face? I'll sit through if I can maintain my contrarian license.

>>149393847
Contrarianisn for its own sake is fucking stupid brainlet behavior

>>149393851
That’s 4chan tho

>>149393847
/f1/ never hated it because of contrarianism, we hated it because it was obvious goyslop produced by Hamilton openly celebrating how diverse he made it and every example of the shooting made it clear it was just overly dramatic bullshit like DTS
>brad pitt stumbling around and collapsing onto the track in Vegas

>>149393847
go to sleep

yall still watching this sport

>>149393945
Of course. We are RELENTLESS (relentless)

>>149393945
spell BMW

>>149392425
australia 2026 when audi turns up with a tdi v16 with eight turbochargers and rocket boosters in the sidepods for good measure

Is /f1/ looking forward to watch the F1 movie?

why is /f1/ so ded it's race week

>>149394123
everyone here actually posts from the gulf

>>149394011
audi are a bunch of germoid faggots

>punished AMX is here

sprwe
intek

>>149394138

>>149394143
no

lando WILL close the fucking door on max at turn 3 in 2025 and maxchads can do nothing about it

>>149380955 (OP)
Lol OP saved that picture

>>149384062
Imagine driving around Ben Gurion Airport

>>149394160
*be's getting launched over the fence while amx carries on without damage or penal*

>>149393851
I disagree

>>149394160
Lando Noballs

>>149394160
Max and Lando are such retards, they race each other like they are fighting for the WDC while Piastri is constantly increasing his lead.

Piastri and Norris DNF in turn 3

george death in qualification

Mercedes 1-2

Verstappen race ban

>>149394233
don't see it

>>149394143
o kanker

>>149394235
Dubs spoken so it's true

>>149394244
i don't see it (2)

>>149394117
He looks like he knows a thing or two about being unable to perform, but it's not from being manly.
So I'll pass on caring about his opinion, and not watch the f1 movie because Hamilton was involved in its creation.

>>149394219
>Piastri DNF
implausible

>>149394143
/sp/a

https://youtube.com/shorts/MGIQj6SrRtQ?

lando, let oscar pass for the championship

No that Mclel are shit, george will win rje WDC

quite the thread this one

>>149394347
if /f1/ could won one thread once, would this one be the one that /f1/ would want to have won?

I want /f1/ to go back to this, not 24/7 twink power ranking

>>149394370
>propah english
>foreign flags at the pub
the lads have fallen

>>149394370
/f1/ has never been like that, it was however, autists pretending to be like that

finnfags care to explain to me why you molested baseball this hard?

>liberty media are going to troonify another of my favourite motorsport series with their cancer documentaries and drama shows that'll pull in hoards of fujos and other insufferable wanks which will make online discussion intolerable

I'm actually livid. Fuck the EU for allowing this.

>>149394383
I hate the EU so much it's unreal

>>149394382
One dude (Tahko Pihkala) decided after his trip to america that he wanted to create a similar game for everyone to play so he eased the serving methotb. He did also create some abominatination version of american football or rugby, but that did not succeed.

tldr; autist Finns being autists

>>149394369
would come 3rd maybe
1st is the french love thread, 2nd is the 12.12.2021 race time thread

>>149380955 (OP)
Motherfucker I thought he actually has cancer kek.

>>149394411
I mean pitching in american baseball is kinda fuck as it's just two assholes playing mind games with one batter. But Finn Tismball is so autistic it scares me. Thank you for the explanation though.

>>149394383
Best case scenario, they acquire it, start some DTS like bullshit show, drag in a bunch of the worst retards like they did with F1.
Then within a few years you have some absolutely horrific crash where several drivers are killed and it completely tanks their brand.

posting pictures on an imageboard

>>149394448
brave

>>149394383
MotoGP fujos have been around since 2015

>>149394437
>it completely tanks their brand.
They will push for more pussyfication in order to prevent that, I'm sure of it.

>>149394498
A thing you have to give to halfwheel is that as much as you try to cuck it, it's inherently more dangerous than car racing, a rider being sent flying at 200 km/h simply cannot be prevented

>>149394401
Good, fuck off you absolute parasite. Your whole shitty little country is bankrolled by EU taxpayers.

>>149394382
It is unironically a better game than the original.

>>149394370
Why is the only civilized dude the black guy

>>149394448
should've been images.

>>149394426
It's actually less autistic and much faster and much more flowing game than the boring shitball

>>149394539
f1 cars should be like this. fuck gay ass aero grip

>>149394370
>>149394375
no propah norf physiques on display either
it's just not the same these days

>>149394566
Edd is there literally every weekend

>>149394370
>noone decked the w*man
not /f1/

someday /f1/ will finally give hamilton the respect he deserves

do you guys reckon there is footage of Gilles Villeneuve in racing in sleds?

>>149394620
only cutfags beat women, abdul

>>149394635
to answer my own question, yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwEWApkjW0s

>>149394635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYaEP-bw7TY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJunt5Rf_Hw

>ynr medshitters saying colapiss would get the red bull seat

>>149394662
thanks anon, I'll make sure to watch these later with a tub of ice cream

>>149380959
Horner by name, horny by nature.

>>149394370
for me, it's the proper english conversation where the big lad picks up the wee rowdy lad, flips him upside down and pushes his thumb into his bum

>>149394662
Looks rad af. Never knew cockpit snowmobiles existed. Now I kinda want one desu

>>149394717
enjoy being dead

>>149394734
don't threaten me with a good time

>>149394734
how can you enjoy being dead
do you believe in an afterlife or some stupid shit like that

>>149394734
death got shit on by life, bro

>>149394750
How can afterlife be a word if it doesn't exist?

>>149394654
such is life for someone wo can't enjoy the feeling of pussy anymore

>>149394734
Just accept the fact you never was as talented as your father, Jaqckxues

>>149394754
How can karma be a word if it doesn't exist?
How can leprechaun be a word if it doesn't exist?
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

how can niki lauda's mother be real if her name is mamma?

>>149394822
Niki dood wat nou?

>>149381012
For me, it takes three whole days to fix the whole thing. Good luck.

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/bottas-closes-in-on-f1-return-with-cadillac/10735738/

VALEULTRAS GET IN HERE
>VALEULTRAS GET IN HERE
VALEULTRAS GET IN HERE
>VALEULTRAS GET IN HERE
VALEULTRAS GET IN HERE
>VALEULTRAS GET IN HERE
VALEULTRAS GET IN HERE
>VALEULTRAS GET IN HERE

>>149394897
But he's not any flavour of American

I still don't know what the fuck a "chinwag" is

>>149394860
ik ook, weet ik

AMX has embraced the dark side and become a true villain of F1.

>>149394897
B*TTAS FUCK OFF
B*TTAS GO HOME
B*TTAS GO DIE

>>149394967
does he also listen to classical music, drink wine and practice malevolent homosexuality? if not, then he's no true villain

>>149394897
migg in the paddock for silverstone

>>149394952
i know what it is

>>149394897
what has he done in the meantime to deserve driving again a F1 car?

>>149394952
watching but the other way around

He looks like a fucking redneck now

What happened

>>149394995
No, but he listens to the Hawk Tuah podcast, drinks gin and tonic, and participates in grooming.

>>149395063
he wants to be an aussie bum

>>149395063
Forced Ausification caused by spending too much time with his cyclist gf
>>149395074
>participates in grooming.
That's a good point, Max has impeccable hygiene, score one for the closeted hömö team

>>149394952
It's a whimsical term for a conversation. When you're talking, your chin is wagging

>>149394897
as much as I am an anti-fan of Bottas he showed actual pace again last year even though the results don't show it and out of the former F1 driver options he seems the best one

>>149395091
There is another type of grooming

>>149395063
>le coffee man bottas
>le beardttas
>le buttas
>le straya cunttas

I don't know if he's for real this time but how does a man struggle with his identity so much? Everything he does is always centered around some dumb quirk that changes every year.

>>149395104
Ohh!
Thanks

>>149395106
>showed actual pace again last year
Bullshit, his only point of comparison was the Chinese payshitter
Sauber are just a clownshow so nobody ever has any idea when/where they are in the field, usually at the back but not always as hulk proved in Spain

>>149395110
He really does just have dad energy

>>149395110
No........

>>149395110
I hate tattoos I hate tattoos I hate tattoos I hate tattoos I hate tattoos I hate tattoos I hate tattoos I hate tattoos I hate tattoos I hate tattoos I hate tattoos

>>149395110
>There is another type of grooming
The awesome kind?

>>149395120
Bottas detroyed Zhou in qualifying so when it comes to "being much quicker than a shitter who shouldn't be in F1" he fits the description as much as Alonso.

>>149387400
Hamilton crashes lap 31

>>149387400
I have sex with Alba Hurup Larssen when she turns 18

>>149387400
Hamilton kills a child with the Halo and it's banned, shortly after which he an-heroes says in his note that he never would have done it if they'd gone back to V10s. V10s are brought back in tribute.

>>149394911
Their talent is so shit that even Drugo has better chance than GRUG-Herta..

>If Cadillac opts for a combination of experience and youth, the first name on the list for the second seat is Felipe Drugovich. The Brazilian is in his third season as Aston Martin’s reserve driver but clearly has no real prospects within the Silverstone-based team’s plans.

>The F1 paddock is rife with gossip that neither of the current Aston Martin drivers wants to see Drugovich in the cockpit for a meaningful track session, hence Lance Stroll’s money-no-object operation on his previously injured wrist between the Spanish and Canadian Grands Prix.

>Like Bottas, Drugovich has turned down offers from other championships, determined to exhaust every possibility of securing a full-time F1 seat. So far, his search hasn’t yielded substantial opportunities, but the negotiation with Cadillac seems to be the most realistic one yet.

>>149395115
as he's had an eating disorder as well i think he's a teenage girl
disgusting tbdesu

>>149395227
Why the fuck wouldn't AM let him drive anyway

>>149395227
>Like Bottas, Drugovich has turned down offers from other championships,
hope both get fucked and don't get a seat

>audi pretends to be super serious about f1
>allows sauber to go from regular points scorer to joke of the grid
>cadillac pretends to be super serious about f1
>close to signing bottas
why does BAR keep happening?

Australia next

>>149394897
VALE VALE VALE

>>149395397
anon..

>>149394769
or even his uncle for that matter.

>>149395420
love this car

>>149395306
>NONONO YOU CAN'T EMBARRASS NEPO KID OR SHITTER GRANDPA

>>149395397
yes please jodi come to australia
i receive you
>and later you receive me iykwim haha

i want to have sex with female f1 mechanic

>>149395452
>beta

i want to have sex with female

>>149395535
our media says most of your male population is dead now so you should have your pick of the litter

>>149395535
be realistic

six wheels!!!!

>>149395620
four wheel bros how can we even compete?

>>149395699
it's okay, sixwheelcels cannot compete with the eightwheelchads (although it was a publicity stunt IIRC)

>"Lando Norris has been fighting homosexuality for so long he doesn't even know what the fuck hes doing anymore"
Weird for Trump to call him out like that out of the blue.

vips!

>>149395768

>>149395768
3 years ago....

>>149395743
Sexo

>>149395768
kwabn

>>149395768
N

>>149395777
he would have been let go anyway because of this, anyway but still
ultimately it's very passive aggressive, feminine and gay the way helmut/red bull went about it (and while didi was still alive as well!)

>>149395768
I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD
I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD

ayo this is hella licht

>>149395743
8bros we're fuckin'!

Henlo Brazilian bro who said this is the only good general

>>149395743
Wheels aren't aerodynamics, they should have no wheels

remember both ruslel and hamilkek going off and people cheering haha imagine that they died

>>149395866

>>149395866
don't imagine, make it happen broeder

>>149395883
death to fatston martin of course

>>149395768
is he not involved with motorsports anymore?

get the jab

bortoleto's mouth and teeth btw

attack helicopters keep flying over my house

>>149395945
I already have a jab, I'm at it right now.

>>149395978
the haguebros we're being invaded

>>149395978
>>149396014
ÜBERRASCHUNG! ICH HOFFE TU VERSTECKJE KIJNEN JOEDEN

>>149395768

>>149395866

>>149395361
>unzips into minardi
reminder that even minardi scored a point that year when BAR did not.

Alonso memes

Which F1 driver do you think will sit on the pole the most times this season?

>>149396250
I need to know if this is a man or a woman before I fap to this

>>149396250
russell
>>149396298
just take the risk faggot

>>149396298
it's a horse

fun fact: this is still on the table

denial retardo

>>149381176
why must you be like this torger
stop listening to your wife

>>149396338

>>149396473

>>149396583

afternoon lads

>>149396645
see
>>149396659

>it's almost time for the belgian lad to post the bye bye vettee weebum
Can't wait

>>149396159
vamos

shitarse shitemilton

von Trips

fags turdstrapon

Land Of No Rizz "Mental Fatigue"

zsoln't baumgartnot

oscacar PeeAssTree

kek roskwab
ayy lmao de angelis

sharls éclair

Lance Stroll

>>149396965
going too far there m8

>>149396965
Best one so far

pozfags really are waiting for the next thread

>>149396993
this thread got shat on by the next thread, bro

gimi

gimi

fun fact: this is still on the table

>pozfags really thought arnoux was going to fight for the wdc

Has it actually been a race this weekend?

>>149396965
bit mean

target plus five

checkered flag

Ferrari WDC

>watch old race
>engines sound beautiful
>no constant replays of what I just watched
>not a single close up of fans in the grandstand
>no shots of WAGs in the garage pretending to be nervous
>no AWS grafix telling me a car is close to the wall
>Brundle and Croft don’t sound suicidal
We need to go back.

>>149397142

>>149397162
>no shots of WAGs in the garage pretending to be nervous
I can confirm you did not watch a race from 1998, 1999, 2000 or 2001

>>149397162
>old race
>Brundle and Croft

Austria top 5
>Narb
>Max
>PS3
>Chuck
>Norizz

>>149397185
what about england's brave SIR lewis hamilton??

>>149397185
hey man, spoilers

>>149397190
P8, Behind Hadjar and Gimi

baking

baked

microwaving

I believe it was a boaking accident

>>149396099
>11 straight DNFs
SOVL

These niggas ain't baking

>>149397354
those are rookie numbers

>>149397359
Take it to page 9 live on the edge a little

>Please wait a while before making a thread
Nah, I'm out

>>149395110
Do people still not realise that this image is A.I?

>>149397139
British (like the Falklands) sport, so it's chequered flag.

>>149397395

>>149397407
i aint speaking that faggy ass shiiiiet called *nglish dawg, i only speak the finest, culturally enriched unitedstatian
whatcha gon do 'bout it timmy

>>149397466
check u're e-mail

>>149397407
Reminder.

>>149397494

>>149397514
ur GONNA get it

>>149397523

>>149397503
Reminder that we fuck your women? Bit cuckish of you but I don't judge.

benis :DDD

>>149397592
>>149397592
>>149397592