Thread 149382297

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>U19 EM Semifinal
>23.06, 17:00
Spain - Germany (HT 0:1)

>CWC 3rd matchday
>24.06, 21:00
Benfica - Bayern
>25.06, 21:00
Dortmund - Ulsan

>U21 EM Semifinal
>25.06, 21:00
Germany - France

>>149382297 (OP)
This U19 is much better than I expected after the 5-5 (didn't watch the game)

>>149382350
>i like to watch young teenage boys

yikes from me dawg

>Bayer Leverkusen hat Ex-Bayern-Spieler Malik Tillman im Blick
Why does every Dutch coach comes with a shitload of Dutch frauds?

For me, it's Kaiserslautern's Michael Schjønberg

Only an incel would disagree, sample is.

Isch über

>no player standing at the second post
it's just retarded and arrogant. i remember how much it pissed me off when Pep was still at Bayern, proving that he was a fraud year after year

>>149382147
>parry pen
>concede from corner
>breakdown literally afterwards
Konstantin Günter Georg Heide, or in short: KWAB

>>149382578
I had a shirt with his name on whern I was 10

>>149382660
>Konstantin Günter Georg
lol is this real? what kind of dad would greenlight this

>>149382713
A B00

>>149382713
I know you zoomers don't know this bit before Germans were culturally uprooted this was normal. It's the names of the father and grandfather.

EL MALER

EY MALLAH

>>149382728
THREE first names is ridiculous no matter how you spin it. It's no better than the obese RTL2 trash TV Bürgis calling their daughters Chayenne-Chantal Ricarda who are wondering why their kids get bullied at the Förderschule

Damn, Moerstedt could actually make it

>U21 champs
>U19 champs
>Bayern wins CWC
comfy summer

>>149382792
>Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
>Johann Christoph Friedrich Schiller
>Johann Christian Friedrich Hölderlin
>Reinhard Tristan Eugen Heydrich
>Wernher Magnus Maximilian von Braun

Many great Germans like this

>that spanish #7 manletlet
lmao how is this even possible

>>149382709
you are not only a good man, but also my friend and potentially my lover.

>>149382840
>Heydrich
>great

>>149382813
thanks for the jinx, retard

>>149382709
goddamn unc how old are you?


NIGGERSHAFT PWNED KEK

loser mentality

>>149382911
please don't tell us you believe in that

LOL

>>149382962
how can you not when you see what's happening?

>>149382962
>us
meds

kino time

>>149382994
Hoffenheim will sell him for 70m next year. Mark my words

>>149382994
you found the only white guy playing for this team?

>>149383046
Heide
Herwerth
Reich
Moerstedt
Wurm
Kritzer
Hennig

are Germans

MOERSTEDT!!!

fucking hell what a game

Fuck WW3, this game is more interesting.

MOERSTEDT DU GEILE SAU

MOERSTEDT!!!!!!

holy shit

Dont you have to say schokostedt nowadays?

>>149383033
Someone will buy him this summer already, it would be stupid not to.
Frankfurt, Stuttgart or Leipzig

What a crazy game. Both teams deserve to win this.

Heide is shit

>>149383033
>>149383298
based on what, reminder this is hoffenheim who always play youth players

>>149383357
>replying to @pletti

atm Moerstedt is literally just a discount Weiper. not saying that he hasn’t got great potential but he’s not nearly there yet

Urbig would have caught it.

What does he do?

>>149383405
Fliegenfänger

>+2
now this is rigging

>>149383432
> Spain leands, end the game immediately!

>goalie takes 30 secs vor abschlag
>*schmatz* erstmal pünktlich abpfeiffne

>>149382297 (OP)
Cringe faden

>>149383405
no red-haired person in history has ever amounted to anything

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaha
>bottle 5-1 lead against Englel
>bottle against Spain
lmaaaooooooo

>und die Ruhr Nachrichten enthüllen nun, dass es ein Treffen zwischen Bayenr-Sportvorstand Max Eberl und BVB-Boss Hans Joachim Watzke gab.
Cuckmund strikes again

149383906
>being this fucking obsessed
grim

>>149382297 (OP)
>summer heat
lol. lmao even.
did bremen even crack 20°C today?

I haven't watch a single minute of the "FIFA Club World Cup" and I don't care. It's summer. The season has ended. It's not canon.

nobody asked tho, stfu

@149386009
Opfer

>>149385303
I hear rumours that some based Bremen chads live in Berlin (the warmest city in Germany) nowadays

>149383906
why are you still mad lol

>>149386561
sounds cringe

>>149382866
definitely greater then you mongoloid

>Cs fire
We won

>>149383441
>>149383446
na Ihr Schwulis? mett, weil der Schiedsrichter mal nicht für die Niggerbande gepfiffen hat, hm?

Lieber ein Urahn im Iran
als Uran im Urin.

GuMo

GuMo

>Borussia Dortmund verpflichtet offenbar einen neuen Torhüter. Wie die „Ruhr Nachrichten“ berichten, holen die Schwarz-Gelben Patrick Drewes vom VfL Bochum. Der 32-Jährige komme vom VfL Bochum und soll künftig die Rolle als Nummer drei in der Profimannschaft einnehmen
>während der im Winter für 5 Millionen Euro von Ajax Amsterdam verpflichtete Diant Ramaj (23) nach seiner Leihe zum FC Kopenhagen vorerst nicht in Dortmund aufschlagen, sondern weiterhin andernorts Spielpraxis sammeln

coffee

bauern einfach nur noch peinlich uniron

Sommer beste Jahreszeit.

>Jamie Gittens‘ Transfer von Borussia Dortmund zum FC Chelsea könnte in Kürze über die Bühne gehen. Das meldet „The Athletic“. Demnach setzen die beiden Vereine ihre Verhandlungen während der Klub-Weltmeisterschaft in den USA fort und hoffen auf eine schnelle Einigung, wie es heißt. Daran würde auch das Interesse des FC Bayern nichts ändern.

Oh nonono Eberl bros not like this

>>149394351
this is good news for Bayern tho

>>149394351
Aki and Maxi are just fucking with Chelsea to drive up the price

>In den letzten Gesprächen deutete sich an, dass beide Partien beim Gehalt finanziell noch zu weit auseinander lagen. Kein Wunder, denn Max Eberl ist dazu angehalten, das Gehaltsbudget zu reduzieren. Eine sehr teure Verlängerung mit Upamecano ist da sicher nicht ideal.
>Noch größerer Knackpunkt: Offenbar forderte die Spielerseite sogar eine Ausstiegsklausel für Upamecano. Unklar, in welcher Höhe. Dennoch kann das am Ende dafür sorgen, dass es hinsichtlich einer Verlängerung knifflig wird. Die nächsten Gespräche werden es zeigen. Diese sind aber noch ein Stück weit entfernt.
Welcome to _?

>>149394451
Bursaspor

>Von Klub-Seite soll deswegen Sponsor Adidas, der 8,33 Prozent der Anteile an der Profi-AG des FC Bayern besitzt, eingeschaltet worden sein, um die finanzielle Differenz zu schließen, die noch zwischen dem L.A.-Angebot und den Vorstellungen der Müller-Seite klafft.
Bavarian gratitute. Please leave but only where we tell you to

>>149394451
Heracles Almelo

>„Er ist ein guter Freund von mir. Es würde mich freuen, wenn er kommt. Ich habe mit ihm schon mal ein bisschen darüber gequatscht“, sagt der Mittelfeldspieler: „Wir werden sehen, was bei ihm in der Zukunft ansteht.“ Pavlovic grinst auf die Frage, ob er sich darum kümmere, dass Woltemade zu Bayern kommt: „Ja, schon!“
>„Er ist ein Spieler mit außergewöhnlicher Qualität. Was ich positiv herausheben kann ist, dass er ein super Typ ist. Ich habe ihn jetzt das erste Mal kennengelernt bei der Nationalelf, er macht auf mich einen sehr klaren Eindruck, und das ist schon mal Grundvoraussetzung, es bei uns zu schaffen.“
BICK DICK NICK to Buyern all but confirmed, /bundes/ in shambles once again

>Ndjicoura Bomba to Bayer
wtf are they doing

>upamecano
>verlängern
seriously why?

>>149394722
Because he didn't get to embarrass himself in the deciding stages of the Champions League this year, as he was injured. Please understand.
Upamecano is earning up to 16m with bonuses btw. and wants much more

schalke bros
where are our neuverpflichtungen?
we need a komplett neue mannschaft

It's official

>>149394747
What about the Nafri from Aachen?

>>149394580
>Players have to negotiate because Eberl is incompetent

>>149394890
>le talent club h00s talent destroyer

>>149394722
he’s Bayern’s best CB

>>149395066
it's part of Klopp's Drecksack-Mentalität plan for Leipzig
Weiser, Friedl, Stage thrived in Ole's Werder

>>149395319
is this related to Magath?

>>149394580
>Quick Gay's Spastovic has made a Statement!!!!1111Elf

>>149388175
3 Deep 5 me

>>149395395
bok bok bok

>>149394890
idgi

Eberl please look at Kovacic.
Bayern haven't had a player like him since Vidal.

>>149394580
>Er ist ein guter Freund von mir
>Ich habe ihn jetzt das erste Mal kennengelernt bei der Nationalelf,

>>149397028
yeah my thoughts exactly
what is this supposed to mean

pretty sure in zoomer terms it just means “someone who I know and who occasionally replies to my instagram stories”

lol

>>149397623
Zoomer = member of GenZ = Human born roughly between 1995 and 2010.
It's approximately the people between age 15 and 30 at the moment.

>>149397250
it's obviously comments from two different players

>>149397634
Rolfes has lost the plot

HEAT IS ON

>Gnabry
>Sané
>Müllel
what year is this?

Pavlovic Palinha Doppelsechs is very based of course tho

>>149398500
Gnabry as a 9 instead of Kane? lol

>>149398552
Palhinha will be the ärmste Sau because this starting Eleven obviously means that Kompany doesn't give a fuck if they win or lose with this dysfunctional team

>>149398541
>Spastbry
>Spastné
>Spastlel

it's 2030

>Ball-ACK
get this fucking ossi off-air

>>149398927
he's the berater of Bitchhof

>>149398541
just for rotation, Fatbry and Sanass won't play a single minute after this game

>>149399373
shitroy maybe, shartbry will probably start again

>>149399373
Gnabry’s contract will be extended and he’ll still get plenty of minutes

>>149398600
Klub WM is just a joke

>2nd
grim

>>149399488
Das wäre ein Fehler

hühnchenbros ..

>Guerreiro
>Boey
>Fatbry
>Sanass
disaster class

yeah add Stanisic to the list too
mfer gets cooked every game man

Shartroy Kackne ghosting again I hear?

Bayern always have some absolute meme player who basically only starts in emergencies but still earns like 15 mil a year and looks like a total amateur whenever on the pitch. Tasci, Odroziola, Bouna Sarr, Boey etc

>>149399544
indeed but as Eberl is unable to sign anyone they need to keep him

>>149399427
shitroy has still 7 days of contract

>>149399571
Imaginäre all the money bayern pays for this useless players

>>149399667
don't disrespect Bouna Sarr man

>>149399667
Eberl-Meisterklasse and Hassan

As an ABB losing Sane will hurt but at least Goretzka and Gnabry are here to stay and Pavloshit looks like the next failed Bayern "talent"in the making.

>>149399723
how is he doing these days?
always thought he could be a legend for a team like Crystal Palace or Aston Villa

>>149399701
Why is Eberl so shit?

>>149399790
he's like 1.60m tall what do you expect from him

>>149399768
Eboarl is cooking an Upa contract extension as well

>>149399772
I don't think he has a club atm

>>149399790
it's not his fault, they cant get rid of players due to brazzo and kahn giving every retard 20+ mio contracts so now there's no money to get new players

>>149399813
And 2 meters rund xD

>>149399768
Very good idea to keep these two Luschen. 50 Millionen zusammen kosten die. Kompletter Wahnsinn

What a shitgame

>>149400095
He is sooo bad

Weakest Bayern since pre Van Gaal, unironically. Unfortunately the Bundesliga has been so wrecked in the last 15 years there's no danger of anyone taking advantage.

>Müllel
jesus christ it’s so fucking over

Buyern has a shitty coach okay but the players are actually good. Is it just a motivationskrise?

>>149400194
it's like 40 degrees and it's the B team and they are already through. but the players are not actually good.

True and sad!

Hab abgeschaltet, what a shitgame

>>149400241
Harry, Michael, Jamal, Coinman in and >we win, simple as

>>149400095
>>149400131
he is enjoying the free four seasons hotel in the usa thank you bayern

Does "big brain" Kompany not realize that Bayern will have to play PSG in the quarter finals if they lose today?

>>149400425
trust the plan

>>149400425
Thats why he has hi B-Elf on the pitch

Vertrau dem Plan

Spastné ist da

Confía en el plan

>Sanass still on the field
sasuga kompany

Dieser sane...

>sane
lmao

>>>SANASS
HASHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA FUCK OFF TO TURKEY ALREADY LIL BRO

Ein klassischer Spastné ind Müllel Doppelschlach

>Müllel
lmao

the other match seems to be the better one kek

What's going on with kicker

i seethe like Joshu

Bayern are one Olise injury away from collapse

lol he already subbed 5 times?

>>149401203
Kompanie-Meisterklasse

>>149401037
I leled

>>149401203
bro it's 40°

>>149401415
What about a Trinkpause then? Benfica only subbed three times

how can you not score a single goal against this shit team?

der leroy sahne

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SANASS
fucking useless retard fuck off with this guy

>>149398500
Where's my Nigga Mike WISDOM!

>>149401551
>losing against the team that drew against the team that is currently drawing against the team you battered 10:0

Hello there can someone please explain to me why vincent company decided it was a good idea to hand the lazy fucking NIGGER Leroy sane a start when that dumb FAGGOT is leaving us for a team in Istanbul in a few days?

>>149401551
winner gets Chelsea
loser gets Flamingo

>>149401721
theyre butt buddies

>>149401721
The good news is Sane and Müller will never play for Bayern again

>>149401704
damn...

not really deserved for Boifica

Sanass missed like 3-4 1v1s against the keeper today
vuile kanker bastaard opkankeren

>>149401644
not nominated, sadly

>Wow, DIESES Spiel von Sané war heute die Kirsche auf der Sahnetorte. Wahnsinn, wie schlecht dieser Kerl einfach ist.
Noch feiern die Türken, als hätten sie Messi verpflichtet, aber mit solchen Leistungen hängt er schneller bei Mehmet am Drehspieß als er gucken kann.
Absolut wütend auf solch einen Spieler in unserem Trikot

käk isso

>>149401943
both will play the next match, tho

>>149401721
I gave up on questions like this. I simply dont know

Kompanie out

>>149402031
That qt surely can Taste my Mayonnaise!

>>149402032
I hope Sie jagen ihn aus der Stadt, die Bewohner von Galatasaray are dangerous

Eistonne mentioned

>Flamingo
>Sunday, 2200
ugh

Kompany confirms he threw it to get Flamingo

>>149402031
Hellmann's Mayo is so fucking shit compared to Luvat I can't believe we'll have another Heinz-like monopoly like with Ketchup where we get served that trash everywhere just because they're the only ones pumping hundreds of millions into marketing

>>149402409
i like thomy

>>149402409
i've got a dutch Sonderpostenmark near me that sometimes sells belgian mayo
no brand in this country can compete with that velvety smoothness
but yeah Hellmann's tastes like mustard flavor silicon

>>149402452
Thomy in glass jars is decent, the plastic bottles are a completely different lower quality recipe. Both are not as good as Luvat which is only available in REWE, HIT and Penny I think, not sure about the latter

>>149402452
>>149402539
>>149402522
for me, it’s Kunella

>>149402522
>Sonderpostenmark
That sounds funny. Have you tried Luvat though? Because no other german mayo comes close, the only downside is the large, long 875ml bottle

>>149402663
*markt
no i haven't

uhm actually pic related is the best mayo you can purchase in Germany you mongos

>>149402031
Man I wish I could cum in däbritz pusy

>>149403037
>>149402522
>>149402452
>>149402409
Shop at aldi (süd) niggas

>>149403079
pro footballers shop at Rewe and Edeka

drinking whiskey and listening to Julius Eastman

HAHAHAHHAHAHAAH BOK BOK BOK BOK UND DER EBERL KAUFT DRITTKLASSIGE SPIELER

@149403037
>alnatura
na lebste inner komune

>realising Sanass can still make minutes on sunday
lil dumbfuck cost >us the game, why can't >we just boot him out?

>>149409116
>euro
lucky them it's virtual money

GuMo

>>149409116
GuMo

Gaymany will pay for this, I am sure

>>149404158
Alnatura is based af you depp

149404462
there are significant differences in terms of taste you mongo. not our fault that you have no taste buds.

>>149409996
How I hate this arrogant Lusche

>>149410147
sounds based af
only peaks at 25 here today but at least it rained a bit so the air smells all lovely

>>149409996
Müllel is balding hard as well

>>149405093
it's funny because his teammates are such good goys they feed him with top assists hoping for a last goal and a happy ending for him but he just can't accept it

>>149403037
basstard
>>149403079
netto gang

>>149410147
RIP
>>149410151
>36 °C
>based af

>Nach dem 0:1 im letzten Gruppenspiel der Klub-WM gegen Benfica Lissabon spricht Bayern-Sportdirektor Christoph Freund (47) erstmals über Stuttgarts Shootingstar Nick Woltemade (23): „Der Nick spielt richtig gut, ist sehr gut in Form. Ein deutscher Spieler, der sehr, sehr interessant ist.“
Here we go and almost confirmed

>„Angesichts der Begeisterung, die in Deutschland für neue Projekte vorherrscht, bin ich der Meinung, dass es eine gute Entscheidung war, es woanders zu machen. Es muss bei uns ja immer erst einmal gemerkt werden, dass es doch nicht so eine schlechte Idee war, neue Dinge ins Leben zu rufen.“
>„Hier vor Ort bekommen wir mit, wie begeistert die Südamerikaner, die Asiaten und die Afrikaner dieses Turnier begleiten, für sie hat es einen Wert wie für uns die Champions League. Vielleicht sind wir Europäer aber auch etwas zu arrogant. Aber diese Arroganz holt uns gerade etwas ein, denn wir sehen nun, wie stark der südamerikanische Fußball ist.“
>„Die Nations League ist ja das beste Beispiel: Am Anfang haben viele gemeckert, wie blöd der Wettbewerb sei. Bis die Leute gemerkt haben, dass es vielleicht doch interessanter ist, gegen Portugal und Frankreich zu spielen, als dauernd auf die Färöer zu reisen. Ich bin mir sicher: Die Klub-WM wird in den nächsten acht oder zwölf Jahren nicht aufzuhalten sein und ein erfolgreicher und sehr relevanter Wettbewerb werden. Auch wenn man klar sagen muss, und das weiß wirklich jeder bei der Uefa: Es darf ab jetzt keinen einzigen Wettbewerb mehr zusätzlich geben!“

>Max Eberl will return to the US before Sunday's round of 16 against Flamengo after he held transfer talks in Germany/Europe
>flying back to the US without finishing any deal
thanks Eberl

why are you OSESSSED with heat?

Time for lunch with Peter from Frosta

>>149411021
There will be 4 european teams in the semi-finals and then ACKi looks stupid once again

>Nach SPORT BILD-Informationen hat sich der Nachfolger von Xabi Alonso erst in der vergangenen Woche zum ersten Mal bei Xhaka gemeldet. Zwar hatte ten Hag bei seiner Vorstellung Ende Mai angekündigt, seine Spieler erst einmal in Ruhe zu lassen. Das soll aber nicht überall in der Mannschaft gut angekommen sein.
>Xhakas Vater hat sich jetzt gegenüber „Teve1“ zu einem möglichen Transfer geäußert und erklärt: „AC Mailand will ihn verpflichten. Mailand und Bayer Leverkusen müssen sich einigen. Ich schätze Igli Tare sehr.“

heat is based af
rain is based af
frost is based af
I love weather so fucking much lads

>>149411214
Which Tüte?

>>149409116
So why does Barca still play in the 1. Liga with more than triple the amount of debt?

>>149411165
Eberl-Meisterklasse!

>>149411568
Who?

>>149411583
For me, is is: Butter Chicken and India Chicken

Truely a Köstlichkeit

>>149411165
It's time for another made up burnout I guess

>>149411583
Spätzlepfanne of course

>>149411602
because our clubs and englands will always buy their la masia slop for millions

Sisters, how do we defend this?

>>149412026
Just imagine next week a Euro starts an that's the average level of play.

>>149412026
>>149412120
Makes you wonder how much the national women teams get paid for the Euros or World cups and how much the 13-14 yo boys get

>Youssoufa Moukoko (20) steht offenbar vor dem endgültigen Abschied von Borussia Dortmund – und einem Neustart beim FC Kopenhagen

Hahahaha

>>149412193
>Die Superligaen ist seit Jahren ein gutes Sprungbrett für junge Spieler

>>149411329
Ach Jörg, ist doch alles in Ordnung.

>>149412026
Es ist die fickende Realität. Da gibt es nichts zu "verteidigen".
Solange die Spieler am Frauenfußball Spaß haben, ist das kein Problem.

u21 or dorkmund?

>>149412871
U21 obviously

>>149412871
whoever is winning (dortmund)

>>149412871
you’d have to be really retarded to watch some irrelevant Doofmund friendly over the U21 shaft semi final

>>149413206
>friendly
they are pflichspiele tho

>>149413219
in name only

Jamal has met with Joshua Zirkzee in Disneyland

Gerbans really do be like nein das ist ze pissentrinken not the poopensharten you muss cross ze street (only when light is green though ve haff rules AHHHH) to shart ve haff ordnung!

>>149413498
put down the horse tranq my boy

>>149413498
it's not germans getting fined for jaywalking tho

>>149413293
>Für das Erreichen des Achtelfinals gibt es 7,5 Millionen US-Dollar
it's bigger than any DFB competition this year

>>149413611
grim attitude
money won’t automatically make any competition relevant
are you American or something?

>>149413645
more relevant than a competition that has Heidenheim in it

>>149412871
die legendary Woltebitch no show lass ich mir nicht entgehen

>>149411700
Do they come in brown bags?

>>149413752
brown paper bags

mouth full of cash

>>149413695
Auckland city is quite literally notevennotevennotevennotevenbundestier and yet you complain about Heidenheim?

WEURO start when?

>>149414229
when the national women team manages to beat random 13 year old boys

>Weiper
holy based

>>149414187
yes, they definitely could

>>149415156
>Zum zweiten Mal in der Geschichte von Borussia Dortmund wird ein Pflichtspiel der Profis von einer Frau geleitet. Fünf Jahre nach Bibiana Steinhaus, die am 30. September 2020 die Partie um den DFL-Supercup zwischen dem FC Bayern und dem BVB (3:2) leitete, pfeift Mary Victoria „Tori“ Penso (38) die Partie gegen Ulsan HD. Seit 2021 steht der Name der US-Amerikanerin auf der FIFA-Liste.
>mutt arbitratrix
bvbros

>>149415115
>first name on the teamsheet again

>>149415115
>5 n0er and only 3 real germans aka Reitz, Rosefielder and Martel

>englel in the final
going to be a massacre

>Alkorta über das Barcelona-Werben um Williams: „Das Thema Barça geht mir langsam auf die Nerven. Schon letztes Jahr haben sie es versucht, und ich habe die Aktion nicht wirklich verstanden – ich weiß nicht, ob es ein ‚wollen, aber nicht können‘ war. Aber was sie sich da leisten, ist echt unfassbar!“
>„Dass Deco öffentlich sagt, der Spieler wolle kommen … sie bringen ihn damit in eine sehr schwierige Lage. Ich finde es furchtbar, was Barça gesagt hat, was Deco gesagt hat. Wie wenig Fingerspitzengefühl sie bei diesem Thema von Anfang an gezeigt haben.“
>„Alle, die Fußball spielen, wissen, wie das läuft – manchmal wechselt man eben von einem Verein zum anderen, und es ist kein großes Ding. Die Klausel wird bezahlt, man geht, und fertig. Aber für mich ist das unglaublich. Schon letztes Jahr fand ich es unglaublich, wie Barca die Dinge gemacht hat – und dieses Jahr ist es genauso. Bis jetzt weiß ich nur eines: Nico ist Spieler von Athletic.“
>Eine Ratenzahlung der Ablösesumme wurde bereits abgelehnt.

>Brandt benched
>Shittens sorted out

dont think i will watch any of these games

Woltechad about to hoof it in

.

Imagine being that single white guy who is member of the French national team just for diversity reasons.

>>149414229
02.07.

I like how lanky Wolte is, makes him look funny

side by side the quality of the BVB match is so much higher

make an individual thread and stop posting here

The Germans march on

VIPER!!!!

based Wiper

ngl that torwart kit is kino

Ok >>149416009

>>149416018
7 million is good money

nobody gives a shit about my niglets vs. your niglets

WOLTECHAD
he is inevitable

>frogs
but we are so good also

WOLTEMADE!!!

woltegod....

>>149416059
huh? the German u21 is white af

Einfach Weltklasse der Wolte

>149416081
>149416089
>149416093
>149416107
GuMo -> >>149415791


>>149416125
literally 5 n0er and 2 Albanian mutts on the pitch rn

>>149416177
GuMo

>more n0r in the unteralterschaft than in les bleus
waszum

>>149416177
Knauff and Viper are honorary aryan also the entire bench is white

>>149416217
Look at the squads again

bok bok bok Eberl

>>149416213
this sums him up perfectly

149416305
seething

>>149416224
>white in Brewomen

>>149416305
>gets take off
>Portugal scores two times

just got here, what did I miss?

>>149416327
Woltebitch(23) is a kinderschänder

Woltemade is like Podolski, he's just the heart and soul of the team

>>149416372
dorkmund being dorkmund

so let me guess Nagelsmann isn't in the stadium again

>>149416372
Woltechad doing Woltechad things

>>149416177
we will never see any of these necher bengels in the national team aside from 2 token caps during a nations league nager break maybe

Us have historically been a waste of time

>>149416331
>le one exception to the rule
also Siebert is a white name

>>149416455
Atubolu will be our best goalkeeper, just watch.

>>149416455
there’s no way Atubolu and Brown don’t become important players for the national team
the others I largely agree on

SVENSSON SVENSSON SVENSSON SVENSSON SVENSSON SVENSSON SVENSSON SVENSSON SVENSSON SVENSSON SVENSSON SVENSSON SVENSSON SVENSSON SVENSSON

die schwimmen

>>149416455
>Us have historically been a waste of time
The 2009 U won us the 2014 world cup

>>149416449
being lucky that his failed, arrogant lupfer attempt bounced back to him for an easy tap in?

>>149416577
yup, pure luck that he has nine direct goal contributions in three and a half matches at these euros so far

>>149416629
yes yes as an almost 25 year old he shouldn't even be here
this is just moukoko tier frauding

>>149416694
you got the rule wrong again chud

He'll go down in German football history as "the viper"

>>149416811
once again affirming their image as the most chuddy club

Atuu

Our future keeper, he's good

>>149405589
>datail

regarding Us: >>149416839

Meisterklasse

SENN
SATT
SONIEL

CHADTUBOLU
holy shit

shartobolo

>>149417206
I remember when boris tried hard to establish hanna as a whore to get back at the simps who called out his waifu as a whore, then the simps just went with it, then suddenly boris started to simp for hanna because he's a thirsty coomer.

good times

die made

>>149411700
>Butter Chicken and India Chicken
Just came home from Kaufland where Frosta was reduziert but both of these looked reudig with their measly 13% chicken breast. I was set to try it but Hähnchenbrust is the worst flavorless meat there is with the worst texture and the rest was just rice.
I missed two goals because of this

>Woltebitch
KWABSEL

how can you be 3 meters and this fradulent at headers

holy shit just score the 3:0 wtf are you doing aahhhhhhh

die können echt net schiessen

>>149417336
Turkey is even more bland than chicken

>>149417351
Chicken is not the issue, it's just the breast which is only good for cordon bleu and chicken parm and literally nothing else

Why is this France Ngubu side so bad? Their banlieus are as bad and hopeless as ever so what changed?

Ref doesn't know how to apply the Vorteil rule.

>>149417482
9 out if 10 Koreans are either called Kim or Lee

wrong.

>choking to 9 man france
woltebitch exposed again

he just cant stop getting BTFO can he

FUCK YES THIS TEAM IS SO FUCKING BASED HOLY SHIT

based Wanner with the impact

cheeky wanner assist
stylin on dem nogs

dorkmund just won an impressive match vs literal rice farmers 1:0

it is happening again?

>>149417796
lots of players from that team made it eventually

>>149417829
I can definitely see a majority of the current team making it as well. incredible how stacked the u21 is atm

>>149417758
>Wins the group

>>149417829
yes yes
lots of quality but more imprtantly they forged the 2014 mentality there

>>149417796
>>149417829
I think only Woltemade will make it. Maybe some bottom third Bundes club will be stupid enough to sign a black goal keeper but we know how that turns out every single time

>>149417880
Frankly it's quite limited in talent, they have a lot of fighting spirit though. But especially the midfield is nothing special.

>>149417605
Bssed in my book

>>149417925
Reitz and Martel are just the modern version of Maier and Dorsch sure
but Tresoldi, Weiper, Woltemade, Gruda, Nebel, Wanner, Röhl,... are unironically some of the best attacking talent I've ever seen in German footy

>>149418196
BASED

>>149417796
>>149417829
Hab das schon mal gesagt und sag es wieder der Nagelsmann sollte einen harten Schnitt machen und die ganzen Nichtskönner aus der Nati rausschmeißen und den U21 Jungs ne Chance geben. Niemand braucht einen Gucci Gnabry wenn wir so geile Leute wie Viper, Knauff und Gruda haben

nobody asked tho, stfu

why was this not called?

>>149418724
did you not see the Abseitslinie on TV? it was very clear, Wanner was 10-15cm behind the Passgeber

>>149418800
no I only watched the goal replay
that sounds like bullshit... there have been some really weird VAR offside lines lately

@149418704
nobody cares. did I hurt your feelings weak little nazi bitch.

>>149419005
Moslemschwein detected

Atlético de Madrid is a shit.

GuMo

Thoughts?

GuMo

what phaenotype is this?

>>149427452
>all group stage matches in the prime time
>knockout stage scheduled at bürgi happy hour
what did they mean by this?

>Youssoufa Moukoko steht dagegen vor einem endgültigen Abschied aus Dortmund. Der 20 Jahre alte Stürmer, der in den USA ohnehin nicht dabei ist, soll laut Medienberichten zum FC Kopenhagen wechseln. „Ich bin in Gesprächen mit Youssoufa, das stimmt“, bestätigte Kehl.

Mouki Sisters..

>>149427746
They thought that Amerisharts would start watching then

>>149427746
I think it's in group order so as not to prejudice anyone.
Also, Palmeiras v Botafogo will be at 13h here. I'm guessing 11 or noon local time.
Which is a bad time for us too, and it's retarded to play a game at 11am or midday in the summer.

>>149427770
>>149411568
>>149412193
the absolute state of (You)

>Zum Start der Bundesliga-Saison 2025/26 gibt es direkt einen Kracher: Rekordmeister Bayern München empfängt RB Leipzig.
>Die Auftakt-Partie zum Saisonstart der Bundesliga steigt am Freitag, dem 22. August 2025, um 20:30 Uhr in der Münchner Allianz-Arena.

Kann man bei DAZN Wiederholungen von CWC Spielen schauen?

>>149427924
>Kracher
Media logic: Goyim just needs dose vs hühnchen

>>149427941
free account only gives me highlights, 6 and a half minutes usually

Stuttgart wants 60 Mio for woltemade, literally a steal

>>149418621
Siehst du das Problem ist dass diese Affen von selbst gehen müssen, da niemand sich traut diese rauszuschmeissen(aufgrund follower zahlen, sponsoring verträgen etc.)
Unser aktuelles system bevorzugt den Status Quo und die Masse ist träge, ein gesetzt der Physik und Psychologie

>>149417351
We can't prepare Turkey. Go to Us or Poland I assure you Turkey is superior IF prepared accordingly

>>149427989
might buy me the Abo for 10 euros to watch blundershitga then

>>149428068
just read up what is included in the 10€ deal, I am pretty sure it's not every match

>>149428068
Jesus christ get some dignacy or whatever stop paying these sharks

>>149427770
>„Ich bin in Gesprächen mit Youssoufa, das stimmt“, bestätigte Kehl.
why with koko tho? shouldn't he be in talks with Cope&Hagen instead?

>Direkt vorm Stadion, kurz nach 0 Uhr: Die meisten Spieler, Trainer und Betreuer sitzen schon im Mannschaftsbus. Sie warten noch auf die Kandidaten, die bei der Dopingprobe etwas länger benötigen. Der Reporter beobachtet, wie eine VIP-Hostess weinend und ohne Vorwarnung in den deutschen Mannschaftsbus stürmt. Einfach vorbei an einem Polizisten mit Maschinenpistole und vier Ordnern, die sich rund um den Einstieg des Busses formiert hatten. Niemand hält sie auf. Die Stadion-Mitarbeiterin zückt mit Tränen in den Augen und zerlaufener Schminke im Gesicht ihr Handy, hält es Trainer Toni Di Salvo (46), der ganz vorne rechts saß, direkt vor die Nase und fotografiert mehrfach in den Fahrgastraum. Der Trainer ist mehr als nur irritiert, fordert mit offenem Mund ganz offensichtlich direkt Aufklärung.
>Eine Vorgesetzte der Hostess sagte BILD gegenüber: „Deutsche Spieler haben einfach rund 15 Bierbecher gestohlen. Sie denken wohl, dass alles umsonst ist – ist es aber nicht. Deshalb ist meine Mitarbeiterin in den Bus gerannt. Sie wollte Beweisfotos machen.“

>>149428213
>U21-Pressesprecher Markus Beer auf BILD-Nachfrage: „Das war alles ganz anders. Die Dame hatte mehrere Bierbecher in die Katakomben gebracht, wohl für die Schiedsrichter. Dann standen dort später leere Becher, die plötzlich weg waren. Jemand muss sie entsorgt haben. Sie hat offensichtlich gedacht, dass unsere Spieler die einfach mitgenommen haben. Dem war aber definitiv nicht so.“
>Es ist nicht bekannt, ob die Pfandbecher (3 Euro pro Stück) doch noch wieder aufgetaucht sind.

bro want to let ppl think the U21 are thieves, but not everyone is black!

>>149428213
Taking a Beweisphoto of people who just have been on live-tv for hours?

>>149428076
yeah, I think the friday and staurday evening game are not included
still better than paying 40 euros for sky

>Der Nationalspieler (acht Länderspiele für Deutschland) wurde in der Mixed Zone gefragt, wie er den Trubel um JD Vance (40) und Gianni Infantino (55) erlebt hätte. Der Vize von US-Präsident Donald Trump (79) und der Fifa-Präsident saßen beim Spiel auf der Tribüne. Für die Vance-Sicherheit waren sogar Scharfschützen im Stadion, der BVB-Bus war vor dem Spiel von einem Suchhund inspiziert worden.
>Adeyemi lachte nach der Frage zweimal laut, antwortete dann sympathisch ehrlich: „Ich muss ehrlich sein, ich weiß nicht, wer die beiden sind.“ Offenbar stand der Offensiv-Star nur auf dem Schlauch, denn nach der Erklärung wurde auch ihm klar, um wen es sich handelte. „Ich hab’s nicht so mit Namen“, gestand Adeyemi.

Röhl wins it for the u21 shaft btw>>149428105
>dignacy

Bayern...zu früh für die Made
,Jungs? Kann der zusammen mit Harri Startelf?

Welchen Ventilator hat bundes?

https://x.com/pttt_2005/status/1938177968565567561

okay which one of you autists is this

>>149429409
Personally, I use a window and the process of the air moving from areas of high pressure to low pressure, caused by temperature differences from uneven solar heating, and modified by the Coriolis effect and my local geography

>>149428213
bitches get stitches

>>149429409
The Sauerland

>>149429409
none because im not a poorfag and got an AC

>>149429409
>REEEE it's too hot
>REEEE I need a venti
>REEEE poor gags just get an ac
Why is everyone nowadays a literal snowflake? I just enjoy the heat and once the sun sets I just open every single window and get ill from the through train

>>149429720
You or Papa Thorsten?

How to build Ghetto AC with Tower Fan and Frozen water jugs?

>>149429794
opening windows and letting it durchziehen is so fucking tarded xD
youre just inviting the warm air and heat coming inside

>>149428587
Holy based

>>149429409
Zentrale AC ftw
>>149429794
Why are germans like this?
>>149428234
>>149428213
>>149428250
Why are germans like this?

>>149429500
ayo, this man knows

>>149429794
exactly, it's only kanacks complaining. back when we were in Africa it was literally the nechers who constantly complained that it's too hot to work. White people just got a hat to protect from the sun - no AC, no fans, no sunscreen - and just went to work.

I have reason to believe there are several U21 players posting itt.
You just KNOW chances are pretty high...there has never been a comparable "superfan" who's so obsessed with a certain player in /bundes/ history...something doesn't add up..unless, of course, it's him all along...
(¢:

>65 Millionen Euro, die aufsehenerregende Forderung, der der FC Chelsea vor Beginn der Klub-WM nicht zugestimmt hatte, bleibe weiterhin das Preisschild der Dortmunder für Gittens. Und so viel wollen die Engländer demnach jetzt auch zahlen

Kehl bros we did it

>>149430288
>(¢:
is this the official Angelo Stiller Smiley?

>>149430559
eberl pwned again..

>>149428213
they need to lock that beerbecher thief Woltebitch behind closed bars ASAP

>>149430559
65 mio for Gittens is criminal. that's like demanding 2 million for Leroy Sane

>>149428213
>>149431162
I saw Nick Woltemade at the doping control after the game yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with filling my sample, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to the team bus I saw him trying to walk out the doors of the stadium with like fifteen beer cups in his hands without returning the Pfand. The VIP hostess at the counter was very devastating about it and unprofessional, and was like “S-sir, you need to return those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the catacombs. When she took one of the cups and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each cup and put them in a bag and started to say the amount of the deposit, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>149431422
seems like a real nice guy

>>149429034
best song no dignacy by chet faker

>>149431417
>65 mio for Gittens is criminal. that's like demanding 2 euro for Leroy Sane
FTFY

was reading my local news site....

>>149431722
AI denkt du bist ne frau in den 50ern

>>149431803
frau is right, 50's 30 yrs too high

>>149431803
Wahrscheinlicher ist, dass er wegen DNT und/oder GPC keine personalisierte Werbung hat.

>>149431910
ohhh dann bist du entweder behindert oder verdammt hässlich dass du hier postest (wie wir alle)

>>149432066
oder er hat nach dildos, katzenfutter oder billigwein vong netto gegoggelt

KWAB

>>149432090
Ich gucke bei mir manchmal bei Google nach, wenn mir Werbung angezeigt wird.
Es ist eigentlich immer nur Uhrzeit und Ort ausschlaggebend.
Allerdings hält mich Google für einen Ausländer, weil bei mir alles auf Englisch eingestellt ist. Darum kriege ich einige deutsche Werbung KI-synchronisiert. Ist schon witzig und deutlich erträglicher bis zum "[x] Skip".

>>149432252
QVOP

>>149432252
is a blessing tho
only neggy sing ab it is they cant sell him now

>>149429445
the post that saved bundes

shartu is the next noyer and there is nothing you can do about it

b00nschw0ne ziddern schon

>>149432835
inb4 another 8-0

>>149433288
for us

Woltemade career confirmed DEAD

>>149433363
based Cumpany forever a hero

>>149433363
told you this would happen

is he retarded? where will he play, kane is the better striker, musiala the better 10

>>149433363
>t. Pletti
oh ok, nothingburger then

sneaky

>>149433462
Musiala LA
Kane Striker
Made on the 10

>>149433490
does kompany know this?

>>149433488
sneaky how? they've been talking to him since february, eberl leaving cwc to seal the deal and his return were widely broadcasted on an absurd level

>Wie BILD erfuhr, möchte Woltemade jetzt nur zu einem Klub: dem FC Bayern
>Schon vergangene Woche fanden nach BILD-Informationen intensive Gespräche zwischen Bayern-Sportvorstand Max Eberl (51) und Woltemade-Berater Danny Bachmann (47) statt.

>>149433501
he pitched the double #10 to Wirtz

Woltemade getting benched by Gnabry lmao what a pity

>sitting a year on the bench in the WM jahr
Woltebitch is even more retarded than I thought

Der Lerry ist doch Größenwahnsinnig lmaoooo
Karrierenselbstmord einfach
/bundes/is dem Hirni doch zu Kopf gestiegen

>>149433627
Wirtz is getting the bench at the world cup now
imagine throwing your career away like a kanacke

>>149433537
Servus Nick

>>149430288
>t
It's literally all just the same deranged heathen "hsv" faggit (jew, glowie, jannie) but you new that bc ur're him

>>149433679
yeah sure the best german player is getting benched

hühnchen are deluded

Ich sag's euch Woltemade mit locker 40 Scorer Punkte bei den Bayern

>>149433878
more like 40 minutes the first month of bundes

I hope the /Wollte"chad"/ superfan poster is a Stuttgart fan and will stop spamming the thread with his nonsense.

Bayern used to be able to sign world class players on a regular basis and now they have to resort to selling a transfer of an U21 "Star" as a great success, even paying BILD to put this on their front page. If we didn't have 50+1 rule they might have been surpassed by a handful of other Clubs by now, but all the others aren't any better. Yet, the way they're run now under Eberl and the other senile old fucks might still lead them down the ManU road in the next decade.
If they don't sign a player Like Leao/Barcola etc. I'd be v v worried as a Bazischwuchtel right now...

>>149433941
this squad is giving me 2013 treble vibes
I kneel eboarl

>>149433941
Musiala won't get shafted to Left wing for "Woltemade" lmao

That FIFA set looks so cheap.

Buying Woltemade for 50 million is so much smarter than spending 150 million for Wirtz.

not really

>>149434309
/bundes/ isn't ready for this trvke

>>149434309
Both are prestige transfers without an actual need while having many shitters in the squad

>>149433363
>>149433479
ynr

>>149435407
it would be for the better. bayern have ruined too many talents already

>>149435449
>>149416694
almost 25 isn't talent territory tho

>>149435510
blame the media man
I also thought he was like anfang 20 some weeks ago

yes

>>149412181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDH_r7-GN4o

>Eine schnelle Lösung im Fall Nico Williams wird es wohl eher nicht geben. Nachdem bereits von einer Einigung zwischen dem FC Barcelona und der Spielerseite die Rede war, ist eine zwischen den Vereinen offensichtlich noch in weiter Ferne. Stattdessen hat Bilbao die Gegenseite nun öffentlich attackiert. In einem langen Schreiben auf der Vereinswebsite heißt es, dass Athletic sich "um seine eigenen Angelegenheiten kümmert" und deswegen ein Treffen mit La Liga initiiert hat. Demnach gab es bereits am Mittwoch ein Treffen in Spaniens Hauptstadt Madrid, an dem Klubvertreter mitsamt Boss Jon Uriarte und Liga-Präsident Javier Tebas zusammenkamen. "Der Verein ist dankbar für die Bereitschaft und die Klarheit des Gremiums, das die Interessen aller Vereine vertritt. Im Rahmen des Financial Fairplay wurde unter anderem die Möglichkeit des FC Barcelona, Spieler zu verpflichten, diskutiert", schreibt Bilbao. Konkret geht es natürlich um Nico Williams.

>Die Basken hätten dabei auf der Einhaltung des Financial Fairplay insistiert. Ein Umstand, an dem auch Tebas, der den Wechsel des Europameisters anzweifelte, zuletzt öffentlich keinen Zweifel gelassen hatte. Bilbao schreibt von "berechtigtem Interesse am Zugang zu entsprechenden Informationen", da Barcelonas Sportdirektor Deco bereits öffentlich erklärt hatte, Nico Williams in diesem Sommer verpflichten zu wollen.Doch hat Barcelona wirklich die finanziellen Mittel, um den Transfer und vor allem das Gehalt mit Blick auf den Gesamtkader für die kommende Saison zu stemmen? Das zweifeln sie in Bilbao aktuell noch stark an. "Wir kümmern uns um unsere eigenen Angelegenheiten, um sicherzustellen, dass die Regeln des Wettbewerbs eingehalten werden", wiederholt Bilbao. Auch Barcelonas Präsident Joan Laporta wurde namentlich adressiert, da dieser jüngst erklärt hatte, dass Barcelona "daran arbeitet, die 1:1-Regel einzuhalten". Aktuell sei dies mit Blick auf die Registrierung von Spielern nicht gegeben.
kek what a shitshow

>>149433751
AI grabs woman by the pussy through the 'puter screen

Bayern fear losing Lennart Karl on a free transfer next year. The 17-year old wants to play and will think twice about extending his contract if he has no prospect of playing time. Bayern have to convince him with a perspective. Karl's agent, Michael Ballack, has received offers for the youngster [@altobelli13, @cfbayern]

>>149433941
absolute kino

WOL
TE
CHAD

and the beer

Wolte wird als Reservespieler bei den Hühnern vergammeln. Nächstes deutsches Talent von den Bastarden zerstört.

Wolte
Wolte Wolte Chad
oho Wolte
Wolte Wolte Chad

>>149437097
> Karl's agent
> Michael Balkack

Only smart decisions made here.

>>149437430
nah, based Woltechad is inevitable
he will be a starter at Bayern as well

its @Plettigoal and Eberl, it'll fall through

>>149437362
na macht dich das geil bremchen.. not even a year ago he verpissed himself for free.. and youre now 2 summers in a row without cash for transfers

>>149437901
are you absolutely seething that based Woltechad is actually making it despite all your shitposts and insisting that he wouldn’t??
yeah must be a pretty rough life for you atm HIV mong
fucking kys

oh he mad
another null nummer summer and abstieg incumming for brewomen

holy seething lmaoooooooo
I drink the Herrengedeck and the HIV mong seethes ahahhahahahahahahha
I LOVE THIS LIFE I LOVE THIS LIFE I LOVE THIS LIFE I LOVE THIS LIFE

>t.
shut the fuck up retard

youre the seething on here

>>149438179
>*besaufs sich at the fact that bremen geht wieder leer aus*

I come in peace
I am about to begin working internationally so I need to at least pretend to be interested in "football"
I asked chatGPT what the most based professional team was and it told me Union Berlin

do I have permission from /bundes/ to start lurking and begin the organic process of becoming a fan

don't worry I won't buy anything or try to become a member and get tickets or anything like that for a while until I have at least watched a full season

Where new?

GuMo

GuMo ihr schizos

isn't it funny how Woltemade supposedly was a fraud some days ago, but should definitely not move to Bayern now otherwise he will ruin his career
so I ask you, why do you care about Woltemade's career prospect so much when he is such a fraud?
See, I know you said those two things, even if you will claim you didn't
You are exposing yourself as a lunatic and don't even realize it

To me, it seems like you fear that Woltemade will be successful at Bayern, so you desperately insist that going to Bayern will be a huge mistake for him
You stupidly think that spamming this opinion in /bundes/ will somehow prevent Woltemade's transfer to Bayern
You think this because you are a narcissist

I'm curious why you don't claim that Woltemade won't make it at Bayern because he is a fraud
Instead you claim that his transfer to Bayern is a mistake because it is a dead end for young, German talents
I think you say this, because deep down you know that Woltemade actually is a class player with more potential but he has become such a hate object that you could never admit that

New

>>149443045

>>149436493
>Pico Pooliams

>>149433941
>Kane
NGMI