Thread 149386365

fuck your previous nigga u feel me

Nigger

Finland

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

As a raped faggot with GRIDS and a colostomy bag I only watch K-1

>>149386424
Imagine the stank on he bussy

FULL UFC BJJ 1 MAIN CARD
Main Event: 135 pounds (UFC BJJ Bantamweight Title Match) - Mikey Musumeci vs Rerisson Gabriel

170 pounds (UFC BJJ Welterweight Title Match) - Andrew Tackett vs Andy Varela

155 pounds (UFC BJJ Lightweight Title Match) - Carlos Henrique vs Danilo Moreira

155 pounds - Keith Krikorian vs Joao Assonitis

125 pounds - Cassia Moura vs Talita Alencar

205 pounds - Filipe Pimentel vs Pedro Machado

145 pounds - Bella Mir vs Carol Joia

155 pounds - Keven Carrasco vs Ty Costlow

>>149386436
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HE TRAINED SO HARD TO SHOW HIS BUSSY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY PASTA

>>149386444
Us K1 chads only have sex with men

No gook champions ever lol

>>149386424
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149107698/#149110751

>>149386441
who the fuck would watch this shit

>>149386551
It's really bad, even as someone who enjoys watching bjj from time to time

>>149386522
ZAMN! Aljadaddy is packing some serious meat

>>149386759
They linked up?

>>149386417
>Man with a fist for a head
retarded shit design

Post high IQ Ganes

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>149386750

>>149386759
Damn Clitia’s bacon bussy squirted blood all over that wall

>>149386656
the ufc manages to make even cagefighting dreadfully boring and shit, i cant even imagine what a gayjj tournament looks like when made by them

>>149386802
She got a fat pussy

>>149386828
Uh, I think that's a man bro.

>>149386801
We use EQ here, lil bro.

>>149386839
No man has hair like that

>>149386855
Are you sure?

How will this guy fare against bo nickal

>>149386859
Positive

>>149386862
I can see him getting finessed.

>>149386871
can someone chime in on this? I'm like 41% sure that's a man,

>>149386759
Wow he's even stealing Conor's cocklust

>>149386893
Think bapa hit the nail on the head the first time; thats an bitch with an phat pussy

MMGAY

>>149386893
>41%
Show your calculations, I'm at 83%

can anyone help me here? that is for sure a man pretending to be a woman and that little volume is his dick, right?

>>149386967
no that's Ciryl Gane

Not to brag, but my ketone-IQ is very high.

>>149386979
are you sure? I was positive that Cyril Gane was a dumb pillowfisted nigger from france who can't even finish fatties in the UFC

Gane was just HEEMED in this thread

>>149386551
>>149386656
>>149386814
Shut the fuck up goodamn fags, you watch UFC every event, and no one Is competing with UFC BJJ gets going,

>>149386989
I'm gonna give it a try, I hear that stuff slaps

>>149386995
Based hue (but you're bitch made for not publishing your findings)

>>149387011
Bodied those freaks

De Riddler's fate

>>149386893
The individual on the left is definitely a man, but the one on the right is a biological female with a fat pussey.

the qatari government has confirmed that shamil gaziev was successfully employed as a human shield against iranian missiles

>>149386936
Northern German with his southern german rose on holiday in Paris.
These Scandi gens really kicking in.

>>149387076
Bobert is so fucking bad... Jesus Christ...

>>149386967
it’s two different people. the one on the left is a disgusting foid pig. the one on the right is cory sandhagen

>>149387011
fuck... I got owned

>>149387092
Now lets see how DuPussy did against Tavares

>>149387092
Heeming Tavares is pretty impressive. Nearly all his losses are decisions

>>149387098
I trust the science

who is the greatest truecel fighter of all time

>>149386995
>can't even finish fatties in the UFC
Average gds psychosis i fear

>>149387130
Sean Strickland

>>149387087
>germans are so obsessed with racial typologies they split their already tiny country into north and south
Man nazism is really in your blood. I can't wait until you get outbred

>>149387132
That's 37 minutes and 18 seconds to finish 3 fights. Aspinall (statistically) would have finished 18 in that same amount of time.

>>149387145
They same reason why you faggots think every scot is a read head.
Stereotypes.

>>149387218
Lol I meant red head, I'm gone hit the hay cowboy.

>>149387207
A masterpiece takes time

Sean Strickland? I barely know him.

>>149387132
what happened to the fights in between those?

>>149387255
Figment of your imagination i'm afraid

>>149387267
Yo I think your Gane has bad WiFi or something

If Gane is so good why can I imagine him getting heemed? If he was really that good I shouldn't even be able to fathom it

>>149387293
its because of his agile style, fatass brawlers like tom trick the brain into thinking they cant be heemed

>>149387293
Perhaps because you are retarded?

>>149387329
I don't see how that's relevant

Ilia is so fucking badass dude

>>149386365 (OP)
Source on the woman behind schaub

Gane will be HEEMED in spectacular fashion by a man with a retarded son. Shortly after, it will be revealed he was involved in drugs and trafficking French women (all 12 of them)

You just know gane will heem tom with a jab

Tom quit a fight because his ouchy wowchy leg got hurt kek. What a pansy.

>>149387356
What if I'm Tom Aspinall?

FYI Mick Parkin is the backup fighter for Lewis vs Tallison

Would be funny if Almeida got the title shot

You have to admit it'd be so fucking funny if Charles beat Ilia here

>>149387511
Why would that be funny? It's guaranteed to happen. Topturo newfags just don't know it yet.

>>149387521
now that's funny

middle class charles...middle class charles...

The champion has a name...

Disturbing Encounter at Abandoned a UFC Apex

>>149387549
And it's Islam Makhachev
Until sadderday nite then it's someone else

Can Khalil into wrestling? He seems to have a good head on his shoulders, wonder if he can become champ

How do you tink you'd deal with ch-ch-charlie o-o-olee-vera?

>>149387588
No

>>149387592
me personally? I think you'd be surprised

Ilia Topuria is the villain.

>>149387592
I'd let him sink in the choke and then fake going out and heem him when he releases me

>>149387356
>have 5 pounds between your legs and fuck my wife

What?

just remembered that post Sweden made
that shit was funny as fuck

It's so fucking funny how fast the mma community dropped him. Literally no one cares about him anymore. The hype is dead and CHADkalaev killed it.

>>149387658
it's because he didn't go out on his shield like any of my boys would including jerry who is still beloved by all despite his losses

Jireddit already ducked big daddy Ank

>>149387456
WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SHOES!

okay, heres one: isekai ufc champion

>>149387727
>the boys took turns on me,

>>149387817
rizin shitter

>>149387855
pride winner, actually

>>149387866
Many such cases

>>149386424
I could beat the fucking shit out of this guy

>>149387855
we don't talk about Rizin here

Mikey is teaching young kids to learn the useless art of BJJ so they get their heads stomped in during a street fight. VERY COOL!

>>149387934
But we should be talking about ONE. Their kickboxing fights are actually really fun to watch. I just speed through past events to fill the void that nu-UFC left.

When will nettanyahu attend a live event?

>>149387890
haha us Maori boys are built different

>>149387975
Belal will dap him up

>>149387975
bibi has his underling Drumpf for that.

>>149387975
Once he gives BJ Penn back his real family

This is the greatest concentration of fighting skill the sport will ever see. It's all downhill from here.

>>149388011
Half these guys wouldn’t be champion today

>>149388011
none of these guys are champion today

>>149388011
>Cain: The most stamina we've ever seen from a heavyweight
>Jones: The most physically gifted MMA fighter ever
>Anderson: The most dynamic striker the sport's ever seen
>GSP: The most well-rounded fighter or his era, and the first complete fighter in the sport
>Frankie: The most heart of any fighter
>Jose: The best anti-wrestling/grappling neutralization of the era
>Cruz: The best footwork and elusiveness of all time

>>149388011
all boomer shitters that would get decimated by the current top 15 talent
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1oqvPnQxsbs

>>149388025
>>149388032
Maybe not, because sports become autistic and hyper-detail-oriented over time, but these guys were so far above their contemporaries when they were active. We're not gonna see the kind of gap between the champs and their contenders ever again. The measure of greatness is how far above your peers you are.

>>149388011
7/7 main character auras
Today? Maybe 2? Ilia and who

>>149388011
Frankie and the GOATs

The dream is over, Tom.

*enters thread to talk about poop*

So was the 12 round war a draw or no contest?

>>149388152
*enters thread to take a poop*

Jon vs Ngannou main event.
Askren vs Kevin Lee co-main.
Tony vs Yoel featured fight.
Make it happen PFL.

Damn we haven't made fun of Hap and Ace in a hot minute

>>149388204
Askren vs Lee will occur via a oujia table

PFL spent all their money paying off the country of Cameroon after Francis "Buku Wakahu" (trnslt: child smasher) Ngannou went on his three wheeled rampage

>>149388224
they are both probably in prison now they grow up so fast

>>149388224
Looks like weems growin' up

Askren would somehow heem Poo Pee if they fought despite being in a medical coma hooked up to life support.

hap ace and hasbulla made into a human centipede and feed nothing but ghost pepper nacho cheese

>Lee Rigby fighting rn
>heem dead
I don't know how it got this bad..

>>149388410
Tawlmbout Pee Pigby? B-b-b-beast of an Plumber b

>>149388410
I care about one Lee only

Jamahal was robbed

filling Hasbulla up with compressed air and then squeezing him like a stress toy

>>149386862
Talmbout Brawlg Lezzer's son? He's a beast. Never seen him fight.

>>149388358
That would smell nearly as crazy as Tyla’s DDPS

Who is this "N"?

>>149388358
this but me with sanko and olivi

>>149388469
where are you positioned in that human centipee?

>>149388480
the middle obviously

Mikey Musichrohns will be filling up his own official UFC BJJ DDPs soon due to his shit diet, vax status and overall homosexuality

What do you here heem?

Is Luke abandoning MMA?

The narrative is that Jon Jones left to duck Aspinall, the reality is he left to duck Gane

>>149388554
Based LUMAS(Luke Thomas) pivoting to dunk on more chuds

>>149388543
>darude sandstorm fart version

>>149388543
Lol

>>149387890
This lil nigga's first name is James.

>>149388543
>ywn discuss the intricacies of the PAWG MILF with Frank Mir
why even live

so you look for authenticity
but I can see what is bothering me
the kind you want from long way back in time
it's been disposable since 79

Evil Topurio

BJ Penn has attacked the Apex center. Considered heavily armed, dangerous, and a two division champion

>>149388050
>>GSP: The most well-rounded fighter or his era, and the first complete fighter in the sport

lol is this bait? he got ko'd by a midget and never stood with anyone again. he got outstruck by jake shields even. he was the strongest, had the most stamina, and best weight cutter the ufc has seen. also the most boring champion ever, even counting todays boring ass champions

also cruz fucking sucked and had terrible footwork. he just fought primarily short guys afraid to engage.

I never wanted it to end
good with transmission but too lazy to send
not going down in no history
you're going down all because of me

>>149386444
I hate how 4chan incels prefer fake surgery alien asian women instead of real asian women like that

>>149386487
Benson Henderson (Korean mom) and Lyoto Machida (Japanese Father)

>>149388719
I have sex with a lot of both desu b

I fart a lot, and if people don't like it, then I fart on them and start to see red

a human centipede with every living wmma fighter with me at the end

>>149388766
Gabi Garcia's 5 lb sopa de macaco log would choke you to death I fear

>>149388688
Mad bitch

>>149388804
not after it is refined into diarrhea

>>149388756
^Gane hater chud

>>149388756
Hoenstly? King shit.

farted on Gane and he came

>>149388766
Based on pure stereotypes and racism I would assume that Michelle Watersons poop is the world’s most lethal weapon.

I call it first
Jones is trolling and is just waiting for the result of Aspinall VS Gane
If Aspinall does badly against Gane, he will come out and fight him
He will have the psychological high ground since Aspinall wont except it

>>149388822
>a new and successful mma diet
could it be? a Dolce rebirth?

You guys want to talk about the latest Overkill podcast episode or do you want to fucking continue discussing the literal shit that comes from wmma atheletes asses? Fuck off.

>>149388861
I agree, Jones retired that day because he was doing illegal activities

Mike Dolce is about to make a fortune off all these cans. Showing up to attach tubes from his ass to Mikey Mucinex' mouth while he sleeps on the bottom bunk for 30 grand a week

Casey O'Neill sloppy drunk shit

>>149388838
bot account

Jon got AIDS in Thailand and rather than it come out officially has decided to retire that's the factual story

>>149388909
I'm not no fuckin robot, robots are 1s and 0s and I just #2'd all over Gane's head

>>149388443
Is it really lesnar's son?

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

Gane is one meme I just don't understand

>>149388927
fuck you you shitting bitch

who has the "all my family know i never shit" romero pic?

I like vosgrone's big retard gimmick but I, shakily admit, believe he will be fraud checked fast

why did Jon Jones retire he was the goat and could've easily raw dogged Tom big dick style

>>149389011
because he's getting arrested soon

My stomach feels like shit bros
Total shitfood death

Heeminder jdm is the lineal bmf. If islam beats him he will be entering major harm territory as the moniker motherfucker is not kosher in their culture

I was an fan of Charls before he got exploded by Illier

>>149389035
I have always hated him

>>149388861
I've been thinking this was the plan from the start. Ever since his first appearance at Dirty Boxing 1, it was clear he lost all his size, which was the entire reason he took time off. To get big.
If you make serious gains over those 3 years, then slack and lose it, it only takes about a half year to get it back, but age also plays a part.
I believe Jones is going to take a PED vacation, get even more size than before, get off of it and back into the testing pool and try to naturally maintain the size. Then he can do a one off retirement fight to get an even bigger check.

>>149389031
Its like that everywhere outside of anglo retardation

Within a year from now, this chick will be /heem/'s new obsession
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/288400-julieta-martinez

>>149389099
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

>>149389099
I see women like that every day on the streets

Finna heem a pbj so hard

>>149389099
Where's the tits?

>>149389099
Talmbout Ninja Ferret b?

>>149389099
post her bamhole

>>149389148
based
I'm sticking with water cuz my stomach is fucked up

>>149389148
>>149389176
I tought it would be awesome until i tried it and its good but nothing more
Chocolate + peanut butter/peanut or chocolate + berry jam is way better

what if poo came out of the toilet water and went in your butt

strap him to the poo chair boys

Nutella, beanut putter and sliced banana is the best

>>149389228
for me it's peanut butter toast with nanner and a choccy milk

>>149389213
me sitting all day on the toilet

Peanut Butter
Honey
Bacon

Chaeles Oliveira and Scrooge McDuck

>>149389254
how crispy is the bacon on a scale of 1 - 10 with 10 being extremely crispy

>>149389286
Between 7 and 8. I bake mine in a sheet pan.

>accidently left heemcord
Fuck can a real nigga post a link

>>149389363
check your dms

>>149389198
I hate jam with chunks of berry in it. And hate yogurt that has chunks in it. Feels like I'm eating something with dead bugs in it.

>>149389282
He's going to be throwing bombs like b2s over tehran!

i accidentally deleted the rountreecord

>>149389387
Same

Dana fucked up again, Iran vs America has been CANCELLED

>>149389401
Not dying for israel is really going to upset some antisemites.

Kayla Harris turds are hard as a rock, we call those jawbreakers in the biz

Reminder: junk food is poison

>>149389401
the kid doesn’t wanna fight

Francis Nbuntu building a ramp out of Kayla Harrison's rock hard shit and launching his motorbike off it into a crowd of Cameroonian children

>>149386434
>even if you die… survive!
What does that even mean, and what does it have to do with the desert. Who knows. Kino anyway

>>149389437
I might set myself on fire and scream FREE ISRAEL before my vocal cords become charred and people film me twitching and kicking my skin off tbqh

>>149389315
good strategy

>>149389543
and? is life a contest to see who lives the longest?

>>149389487
girls go poo, happens every day b, for real? oh ya its real

Lance I now you're here post that shit then delete

>>149389673
sent :)

>>149389673
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/112334292/#112336544

Lance out

>>149389768
Nigger

>>149389586
Ohhh yeah I remember that guy now. Wonder how hes doing

>>149389782
he just got promoted to undisputed ufc heavyweight champion

>>149389776
We don't say that word here

>>149389282
The pinnacle of white genetics

Turn your monitor on.

>>149389646
no. it is a conquest for immortality

>>149386487
literally me

>>149386487
Weili Zhang
BJ Penn
Benson Henderson
Lyoto Machida

>>149388543
Frank Mir tanked CTE. For a dude that's been heemed a hundred times, he's doing pretty good.

Remember when the UFC got Kai Asakura (the pinnacle of rizin talent) and then immediately gave him a title fight in which he lost easily?

shut up bitch

>>149389895
why did you conveniently leave out Jiri

>>149389946
Who?

>>149389854
gook means viet b

>>149389895
Real ones always knew that he sucked (was qeemed by Kape). Remember when Rizin's strongest fighter ever went life and death with the corpse of Glover?

>>149389961
You sound....so ingorant right now man. Retract.

heem n coom das how i lih

>>149389983
my mistake, apparently it's flips, viets and koreans so benson works, maybe penn

sybau

Ultimate Fighting Championship

Test

>>149390180
killed and raped by the TKO jews I'm afraid

Ultimate Fingerbang Championship

>>149389957
Jiri Prochazka

gonna shower now

>>149390255
I never understood you evening shower people. How do you leave the house in the morning without showering? Disgusting

>>149390277
because we are clean from showering before bed

>>149390245
never heard of it

>>149389782
He's been deported for supporting Palestine posthumously

>>149390299
cazoid behavior

Wild how a manlet is the heavy favorite against with massive height and reach advantage

>>149390383
just like irl
lanklets are the beta body type

>>149390383
Manlet rage is the best base for MMA, besides ugly wife rage.

ROY NELSON'S GOT SOME POWER IN THAT BELLY, JOE!

Everyone is glazing Ilia and I don't doubt he would win but we live in a comedy so I think we'll see Charles pull off an upset.

is tummy rage the best base for anything? cuz right now my digestive tract feels like absolute shit

Why are there so few black women in mma? There are plenty of black men in the UFC.

Insider here: Electronic Arts is working on a AAA Power Slap video game.

>>149390580
*eyes pop out of head*
THANK YOU DANA
THANK YOU ARI

Mongol. Oleg. Excellence. Dominance.

Sean Strickland Power Slap Video Game Skin with Custom "You're My Bitch!" Voice Line

>>149390580
Vinny Mac Cheat: input up up down down left right at the start screen and youll unlock the fabled "shit on her head" match

done showering

>>149390277
>How do you leave the house in the morning without showering?
i work from home. and on mornings i do have to go out ,i go out feeling clean. also shut the fuck up

how many books has oliveira read

only obese people need to shower in the morning, because they are sweaty and have poo stuck in their ass crack

>>149390739
you just described 97% of my country

I've been shitting in the shower for months and just stomping it down the drain. I finally had a clog this week and the plumber thinks I'm retarded.

>>149390383
Height doens't matter, only weight down

Will Ben Askren be unlockable in PowerSLAP for my PS5MegaCool?

Newsfalsh dipstick: if you dont use an bidet daily you have shit encrusted in your ass and you are subhuman

>>149390816
my bidet shoots out popcorn butter, and it's HOT! turns my clitty bright red and make steam shoot out

>>149390816
What if all my shits are ghost shits and there is no poo on the toilet paper? What then asshole?

>>149390739
nah showering in the morning has its place, but i personally prefer an afternoon/usually evening shower

is it gay that we get naked and look at our hawlgs every day

>>149390949
it's gay that we dont look at our hawlgs together

>>149390816
literally no point in a bidet if you have a bathroom sink

>>149390717
>>149390739
>>149390898
Filthy animals. You actually believe that you wake up smelling sweet after rubbing your body against fabrics in a small space for 8 hours
Disgusting online npcs

>>149391291
have a sniff b

I once made out with my gf right when we both woke up and I'm pretty sure I got a little bit of her tongue mucus that builds up overnight

>>149389099
wow anon...simply stunning

>>149391325
dated a girl who loved morning sex and i hated it so much. legit half the reason we broke up lol i kept turning her down before 8am

one time a cute gf I had let out a huge brap in her sleep and I laughed about it, what a woman

I'm pretty sure a girl said she loved me, but I wasn't sure, so I didn't say anything, and she never said it again.

>>149391465
>>149391476
You guys ever fuck just cuz you wanna nut and not cuz you're actually turned on and then you feel the big splooge coming so you fuck harder and faster to try to draw it out asap and then you realize you're just not that horny rn and you go soft
no? me neither h-haha

>>149391498
should have heemed her bappa we don't do love here

>>149391534
damn I killed the thread just like I've killed my opportunities to deliver a hot beef injection

My girl wants to try BJJ. Should I let her?

I legitimately fumbled hundreds, possibly thousands of lays. Instances where I was essentially being handed pussy and I didn't pick up the hints until later.

>>149391811
Yeah practice triangles, north south and full mount

Ali manages Iran's X account

>>149391811
what's his name

>>149391915
kek you're alright Mexico

Jon Jones has been BANNED from the UFC

>>149391915
Kek

>>149392010
confirmed on mmacumblast.com

Joe Pyfer is the Jon Jones of the 2030s

FACT: it is literally impossible for Joe Pyfer to rape anyone as everyone wants to have sex with him and would willingly submit to his meng if they came upon him fucking one of their orifices

Say his name and
He appears

*turns off the lights and looks in the mirror*
bloody mary
bloody mary
bloody mary

Anybody remember the early Cooking with Volk where he'd do the Scooby Doo voice saying HOW YOU DOIN!

>>149392306
BO NIGGER

The new James Bond? Angela Hill. Youre welcome.

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining, governemenent

My stomach still hurts man and I'm halfway done with this ginger ale

>>149392409
shouldnt have drank that home made mead trole

How the fuck is Jamal still signed, I would keep tai tuivasa on the roster at this point

>>149392434
Why did they say thug it out? Would they have said the same if it were Paul Craig? Food for thought.

Wasn't it Khabib's fazza who said Jones was the goat

no, Khabib's fazza said "please my son, no" right before Khabib opened a canister of covid in his face

Found it

Khabib's father also said "NOOO KHABIB NOT THE PILLOW NOOOOO" and look where that got him

I was lost like I'm on the wrong place of the city looking for this thread

*leaves a huge stinky schaub and logs off*

I am currently pirating a whole bunch of videos of Islam's cousin. Some of them look pretty decent. I'm planning on having these videos playing on my second and third monitors during the JDM vs Islam fight so if any of you guys are keen on a watch party just let me know. I'm planning on edging during the entire card and finally releasing when JDM heems Islam so if you come round you need to be ok with that.

>>149392580
Original article is from an Umar piece halfway down the page. And he continued a part they left out lol
https://www.sportskeeda.com/mma/who-khabib-nurmagomedov-s-cousin-umar-nurmagomedov-fighting-next-ufc
>I'm sure he will destroy even the top-5 heavyweights... Two guys are uncertain, but he'll wipe out the rest. That's my expert opinion.
He talked about how Jones would beat most, not all top 5 hws. Who they are, he doesn't know but they would beat jon. Fortunately, we know because Jones told us who it was. Tom Aspinall.

just jacked off to completion

>>149392748
Why did jones have to say he needed fuck you money if he was going to "RISK" losing to Aspinall? Had he not admitted that one part and just retired like GSP, his legacy would be fine. WHY DID HE DO IT??? WHY????

Jones announces that he has AIDS in tearful speech, reveals secret romance with Strickland

>>149392766
My unbiased theory is he planned on fighting him and that was part of his negotiation. Dana giving the 2 weeks ultimatum (plus maybe the legal thing) pushed him to retire because he simply doesn't have enough time to bulk from where he's at now if that's his only option.
Him right now is almost smaller looking than LHW Jon.

Mid Afternoon Nap Birthday Celebration Jon Jones

>>149392814
yeah he looks really skinny here

>>149389282
Based.

The nordic consensus is in

>>149392698
I’ll join you bro, keen to coom over complete brazza destruction

>>149392698
her best fights are with pervcity fc

>>149392895
>>149392895
Why does Volk have north Macedonia flag but Dricus has the SA flag? That’s contradicting. He should be representing the Netherlands alongside fellow heemer RDR

>>149392909
sorry i meant AIFC (all internal fight club)

>>149392748
Tom wasn't even born then dumbass

We all are representatives of Africa.

>>149392814
well my professional and fact checked take is that Jones is a massive cum loving dagestani bumming thai male cream sucking faggot and we don't need to talk about him anymore

>>149392945
Volk is a recent immigrant to australia
Dricus family is in south africa since centuries

WE CANT DO IT

>>149392957
which african country has the most elite meng heeming sheemers?

>>149392945
Because Volk considers his racial origins more important than some melting pot economic zone as we can see in his custom shorts have zero references to schaubstralia, only Macedonian and Greek symbols, that's his right to do so, i am afraid.

Dricus has the south African symbols on his shorts, zero mentions of holland i believe.

bappa it ain't that deep

GOD my facking stomach
I have work in 7 hours
HEEM ME

>>149392983
>melting pot economic zone
>USA
Sorry what

>>149392977
Japan I believe

>>149393018
Holy based. Can't wait to visit

You know the fighters aren't designing the shorts, right? The UFC is paying artists to design prototypes to offer as options.
>design something for Alexander "The Great" Volkanovski

>>149393010
Ye it's british slave state, it's not a real country, they have the british royals on their money for example.

America is a real country, we don't have foreign royals on our money, we can own guns while they get force vaxxed by their royals.

>>149393049
shut up nerd

OFFICER NERD

Turd Aspinall

>>149392960
Very true, here is Dricus's custom shorts, they have all the south African symbols. if Dricus were to be like Volk, he'd add dutch stuff but he didn't because that's not what he is.

>>149393149
could Dricus be the biggest African star since Ali?

>>149393049
burger on the crotch and a brick on the ass, Dana where my bonus

dont FOLLOW them

why did this faggot use that font, you literally cant find the thread in the search bar

>UFC Atlanta: 9 decisions, 3 finishes, 1 NC
>UFC Baku: 10 decisions, 2 finishes
Trend holds this week, 11 decisions at 317

>>149393210
>2 data points
>trend
are we sure this is the bezt braynes for the ards b?

>>149393049
here you go b

>>149393227
2 points is a trend, 3's a crowd

>>149393201
why are you in the catalog instead of having a heem tab permanently open? sounds like you're the retard in this situation

GAHD MY FUCKING BELLY
I'M LETTING OUT FARTS LIKE A SPUTTERING TAIL PIPE ATTACHED TO A 1990 DODGE CARAVAN

>>149393254
Yeah he outed himself as a tourist, possibly a /box/cuck

>>149393210
Title fights & main events are usually decisions. 2025 title fights have been 7 decisions and 3 finishes (all subs)

>>149393267
HOOOLD OOOOON LAAAAD
>BRAAAAPPFPFPTTTPFPFPTP
*soars toward u*
*spreads cheeks further*
PFFPTPTPREEEEPPPFFPFPTBROOOOOOOP
*grabs you and farts to safety*
>what a fight, WHAT A FUCKIN FIGHT! I LOVE STRIKEFART!

>>149393267
>>149393301
tf am i reading

>>149393321
the future of mixed martial (f)arts

I guess he's retired the bussy and diaper gimmick for a fart gimmick

why are whites so obsessed with poop

>>149393411
because farting is funny. If Ankaliev delivered a post-fight speech and every word out of his mouth was a fart, he would instantly be cool

You do have a college education, right /heem/? You're not dumber than Jiri, are you?

>>149393453
>the politics of smell
This hoe has a PHD in sniffing farts?

WAYALAGNDOO, NLATE? VOLUME FART ME MOTHAFUCKER?

someone tell me who this is I'm dying

>>149393488
brendan schaub

>>149393488
My wife. Stop trying to dox her

>>149393488
It appears to be a drunk British lass.

Heeminder the UFC was in cahoots with Arman/moicano camp to sell the card on armans name but have moicano fight for the title. This way they double dip on an Arman ppv headline. Moicano vs Islam wouldn't have sold shit otherwise.
It's like taking candy from a baby

There have been zero (0) KO's in title fights since Jon liverheemed Stipe

>>149393453
>This thesis studies how literature registers the importance of olfactory discourse—the language of smell and the olfactory imagination it creates—in structuring our social world. The broad aim of this thesis is to offer an intersectional and wide-ranging study of olfactory oppression by establishing the underlying logics that facilitate smell’s application in creating and subverting gender, class, sexual, racial and species power structures

>>149393488
that's the corner of UFC legend Brendan Schaub's face

>>149393488
Brendan peter Schaub, grandson of SS officier Julius Schaub

>>149393545
Heem invented imagining the smell

>>149393545
>poor people smell worse
bitch spent 8 years and $200k to study this. amazing

>>149393547
Wtf really? Because his logo is a Nazi eagle

Me after the pawg milf is done riding my face

>>149393595
Aryan goddess

the night the lights went out in heem

>>149393572
It’s amazing more people don’t die cutting. UFC fighters are on deaths door all the time

>>149393662
pretty sure when rumble johnson was cutting like 80 lbs a fight it ended up heeming him in the end. He looked like a fucking somalian mixed with a grey alien when he would weigh in

how have we Europeans let this happen?

>>149393694
>22% chance of winning
>favorite

nobody is coming to save us

>>149393690
The steroids killed Rumble.

Topkek@Charles being given another title-shot. This man has been gifted a lot by UFC.

now that Israel is safe from being heemed pol has 50 bbc threads going at once, what a supwise

I'd like to see Garth/Charles. Two bums going at it.

>>149393711
blackzillians ruined many careers and lives, regrettably

I will kick your assen(plural for ass in german)

someone should try that in the octagon

>>149393791
flippy shitter

Was Jon threatening the officers or just tripping on mushrooms?

its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fdswc8_5j4

It's only been a few days and people have already forgotten about Jones and his legacy... It's become old news faster than Ngubu...

>>149393919
HOLY SHIT YOU CAN HEAR JONES ON THE PHONE KKKKKEEEEEKKKKKKKK OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

Who's winning the daruish moicano fight

>>149393971
Not the fans I'll tell you that much

>>149393971
nobody

>>149393971
the shittiest lightweight fighter speculators

>>149393919
so it's pretty much over then

>>149393919
Cops fear him

>>149393919
what a bunch of officer nerds

But it wont
https://youtu.be/Wx6otT4ryBQ?si=dEMU-rJsVJBpTqWT

>>149394070
Do dips and chest work today IC6 stop being an embarrassment to your people hh

>>149393919
>puts half naked woman in driver's seat and walks off to threaten cops on the phone a few blocks away
kek gotta love the Jonester!

If you don't drink and drive you're simply not a man that can be trusted.

>>149394093
and then blaming it on they rayciss ahh cops

>>149394093
I unironically feel this way yes

>>149388643
Yes, I think I will be taking this meme.

>>149386429
Wow this is lovely. Nothing is pleasant and comfy like this anymore. It's all futuristic and flashy. Fuck this world, and fuck everyone in it

Jon Jones vs Booty Warrior PrisonFC

>>149394165
He's been free for years now b

Name a good Merab win.

>>149394183
ricky simon

>>149394183
They gif khim passport iz good win

I think we should give Jon the benefit of the doubt

Innocent until proven guilty.

>>149393919
Whenever Jon is put in a situation where he has to act heterosexually, he runs away. Volumes.

>>149393919
>drink driving badass
>probably getting road head from this half naked drunk slut
>write off her piece of shit car in an accident because the nut was that powerful
>flee the scene of the crime
>threaten to kill the cops when they call you about the accident
i can't believe guru tricked me into thinking jones was some sort of loser or something, bonesbros we are so fucking back

>>149394241
Jon is going the OJ Simpson route, and it's gonna be hilarious to see it unfold.

hurry this retarded thread up and never let Blagoy make another one

Justin Gaethje Best Pranks Compilation 2025

Got banned from reddit again :(

Islam Makachev Best Rizz Moments

FUCK FUCK FUCK ayyyyyyyyyyy

Does Khamzat's DraftKings promo code still work?

*long winded fart incoming*
FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

my shirt smell funny
my shirt smell weeeiiiirrrrddddd

>>149392502
That's very naughty isn't it. NsmpjWrong of them

joe pyfer butthole

>>149393281
There's nothing you can do if someone's doesn't want to fight. You guys are retards

The People’s Main Event

>>149394310
You what's ironic. Everyone here talks shit about Reddit being the ultimate censorship dictator but the only time I've been banned was when I asked for it and abused a mod. the worst they'll do is take a post down they think off topic. In this shit hole the jammy will ban me straight away, not even a warning. Just for a mild veering off of mma

Zatdaddy has entered the PFP rankings

>>149387658
He didnt do shit the entire fight, mf elsamaxxed

shameful way to lose

>>149394441
Snapping bobby knuckles jaw in half should automatically put you in top 5 p4p. It's clear if all fighters were locked in a room, Khamzat would have a good chance of being the only one to survive.

>>149394429
oh you have no idea how bad it can be. I got banned 7 years ago for gypsy and bydlo hate. website wide ban is actually hard to get there but most major boards are rabidly political and jannies patrol the posts like their life depends on it. you can get banned for implications, rhetoric, dishonest argument IF jannies don't find your political views left enough. they can basically ban you off every relevant board without getting account ban. yeah getting banned on sports board must be hard but why even bother posting on that cesspit.

>>149394503
Well I don't get too deep into Reddit, I mainly lurk on fixedgearbicycle and tinder. A site wide ban is unheard of unless you're posting cp or something. A site wide ban is psychotic, only something I see here.

Besides if you're getting into weirdo political shit you deserve it kek, love your life

>>149394424
A good slobberknocker fer sure

>Jon Jones's misdemanour incident occurred in February
I'm impressed it was kept quite for so long.

It's quiet you lobotomite

>>149394424
>>149394545
Deniz is a fun slop fighter too but Hines can grapple and has submissions so he'll probably win.

>Make a typo
>He gets upset
Yeesh

>>149394563
Now is not a good time for the Finlandster. Lets try to show him some grace and forgive his outbursts for a bit.

>>149394584
It's tawlf bappa

>>149394587
why is pope francis sig heiling?

New thread someone

>>149394457
whittaker is dogshit

>>149394610
It's a poncey 45 degree poofter wave from the jesuit usurper not a roman salute

>>149394545
Based Hines

>>149394558
Don’t know much about Hines. Just liked the name and look. But yeah Diniz looked pretty limited against Tybura(?).

>>149394619
>>149309111

>>149394651
*actually, literally murders you in real life*

ok fine
>>149394667
>>149394667
>>149394667

>>149394339
No

>>149394148
based