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Yankees reportedly looking for bullpen help at Deadline
A's break ground on new Las Vegas stadium
All Star Break is 22 days away

Will the mariners blow the lead?
marienrs btw

dodgers

giametsiners

>Chimpcongo Cusb

New _______s fan here

doyers

how much would you pay for this valuable memorabilia?

No doyers
No activity

CubbiemAIDS kek

My Doggie Doos

>>149389607
Blaze?

Reds

>Watching baseball over Messi in the FIFA Club World Cup

Mariners will not blow the lead.
Mariners btw

>>149389594
Not tonight

>>149389640
>europoorball
no thanks

>>149389640
Literally who?

>>149389594
nah /we/ are just starting our standard pre-break win streak. boutta win 9 of 10 tbqfh

Please hold your shitposts briefly, Soto is coming to the plate

Come on Soto

Bandits vs Blaze just started after a long rain delay:
https://www.mlb.com/video/ausl-live-bandits-vs-blaze-158921

Talons vs Volts has been on for a while
https://www.mlb.com/video/ausl-live-talons-vs-volts-158922

>>149389636
What in the blazes is that?

>>149389597
Never doubted Muncy

>>149389682
Based Aussiefren

Soto allows us to dream

I need some hood spidaman memes to inspire Soto. Where is Spida-Nigga?

>>149389697
This guy is only 26

Soto allows us to dream

>>149389706
Best I got rn

>>149389688
Girl looks just like Alicia Vikander

>>149389688
Watched for 1 AB, so i'm a talons guy now

I thought nu was supposed to wait until the 512th post?

trying to decide if I want to watch boring poodre baseball just to shitpost.

>>149389730
Metric 512

>>149389726
The Talons have good uniforms.

I'm unironically have panda tonight, periodically checking the scores of my m's

Literal who’s

>>149389750
pipi = poopoo?

>>149389750
genuinely never know if the citi field favela images are real or not lol

>>149389752
Monitoring this post

>joto
KEK

A JOTONIAN STRIKEOUT

>765 million plus tip

>>149389752
I don't care for their rice.

LETS GO REDS

>>149389773
you're just jealous your franchise can't spend that much on a talent like soto

>>149389736
just second screen it and hop on if it looks like they'll choke to the Nats

It's over.

>>149389752
For me it's the Plate meal with
>black pepper steak
>firecracker shrimp
>half chow mein, half fried rice
>ridiculously large coke zero
Gordon Ramsay himself would have shed a tear

>>149389730
that's how you end up with 4 nus

>>149389723
She's insanely pretty. Too bad her team is shit but she's the MVP of my heart.

Soto ain't it senpai.

plouff in the booth

Seriously going to lose to that stupid farm town?

>>149389806
Yeah this board usually posts ultramid asians and pretends they're hot. This girl is wife material

Mrs Met... she ever twerked on it for a rn?

There's no way the Poodres get back into the playoff picture.

Gonna turn to Nat Padres as soon as Braves Mets wraps up

turns out mcdonalds memes and gimmicky spic hit singles have a shelf life.

ELLY BOMB

Elly dunking his nuts on the stankees lmao

>>149389833
yurh, this is the way

>>149389819
If they get rid of Maldonado and Diaz, Tyler Wade and trade for some hitting and pitching, yes they can sneak into the playoffs. Might as well just trade Cease if he's just gonna be a Boras agent afterwards.

phanatic is the best mascot in the mlb, change my mind

>>149389839
seething bong got a vpn kek

Yankees need to sell by the dead line. How can they even be good enough to win the World Series, if they're losing to the likes of the Reds?

>>149389811
brah

I'm going to need Nolan to go crazy tonight

>>149389852
this must have been like 15 years ago. no way you could do this today

>>149389852
Top 5 for sure

>>149389858
meds

So are the Astros good or is the AL West bad?

>>149389852
this is like my worst nightmare
hate pretending I'm having fun

I wish more Broadcasts did those distinct camera angles and overlays that SNY does

>>149389839
>when you’re so retarded you actually think the memes you hated won games for the Mets
I don’t even know what else to say lol

>>149389802
I have the orange chicken and chow mein, will post fortune once it's open

>>149389852
haha love that little guy

>>149389852
hmmm a little rapey there

>>149389890
Yes.

>>149389902
You would hate being a woman, they have to pretend to be having fun all the time.

>>149389852
nice tits for a women that skinny

>>149389879
>be bong
>seethe

>>149389852
fingered her in a Sydney nightclub one time

>>149389890
Do they put Manletuve inside the trash can when they bang it?

>Pop pitching
>gets a groundout

>>149389577 (OP)
Let's go Mets

>>149389890
AL West will be a 3-team race until the final week. Texas is better than their record shows, Houston isn't as good as theirs shows. Mariners have had a hundred injuries, when they get healthy they're the team to beat.

>>149389932
I'm in Southern California thou

>be bong
>seethe

As a cubs fan I'm so sorry

Mets at bat down to their last three outs, trying to avoid a 1-9 record in their last 10

>>149389950
Me on the left

(((COHENOWITZ)))

>>149389973
post your ass again

>>149389950
anyone else got their tail in right now?

Where's the anaels fan who said they were turning it around last week?

Can the Switch 2s beat the Twins?

>>149389984
Auschwitz-Birkenau goofy headazz niqqa

>>149389907
no, but mest fans sure did.
I do think they were cursed by zooming in on the pride flag during the star-spangled banner thougheverbeit.

Boston already up 3 on Anaheim

Nice job Pop, get that man a soda beverage!

>>149389640

>>149389989
no

Big Dumper grand slam coming up top 9

(east coasties still who don't know who that is)

>stankees

>>149390014
>only the Mets fans believed that’s why I said the meme magic had a shelf life
so at best you’re as retarded as the people you’ve been fuming about since last year

Who is Calorie Rally?

>>149389839
had mcdonalds today for the first time in at least 5 years. it was fucking awful. tasteless besides salt, felt awful afterward.

>>149389852
>perfect upskirt shot
shame it's 240p

FMBA

based twins announcer calling our home field safeco field

Yankees just can’t flip the script.

NETOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FIRST PITCH HOME RUN

fuck you wentz!

FAGGets kek!

>>149390095
lmao based
hope wentz is ok tho that was a laser

Rate my haul

>>149390071
whose fuming? Just busting balls a little, relax.

MEET THE METS

Attaboy carsie yay!!!

atlanta is a shithole fuck the braves

>>149390106
6/10 needs more creamer

>>149390106
I can't tell what youre eating retard

Rate my seat

>>149390091
He’s so mediocre

Regression hit him like a brick

The Red Sox have officially lost the trade

lmao FAGGets

Trout needs to hurry up and recover enough to play right field again. It's fucked up that O'Hoppe just has to sit when d'Arnaud catches.

>>149390106
ragebait pic ngl

>>149390106
I didn't know ballparks had coffee

>>149390132
awful seat

>>149390132
Solid 5/10

>>149390130
Im not eating a retard

lmao FAGGets

>>149390106
what's in the ziploc. unpack it all and spread it out.
did you get a slice of orange for the blue moon?
why are you drinking coffee and beer at the saame time.

FAGGets kek!

>>149390073
I went to McDonald's the other day because they had new tendies I wanted to try because the last ones I had a few years ago that they took off the menu were really good, and the new ones fucking suck.

>>149390137
He's the next Derek Jetah though!!!

>>149390106
>alcohol drink
>caffeine drink
What are you trying to do? Stay awake or booze off?

>>149390164
>not chasing beer with coffee
do east coasties really?

>>149390132
Solid but learn to rotate your pics

gg chimpcongo

>>149390173
Yes

>>149390132
Not bad once the sun goes down.

NY lost today

CubbiemAIDS gat gaped let’s see those asses

>>149390132
throw something at that red sox fan

>>149390177
vile subhuman move if that's true

berds win

>>149390193
wtf

>>149390181
It shows up as fine to me while im trying to post :(

>>149390169
i got a chicken sandwich. ate half of it, half the fries and tossed the rest. will not be back

Bros I'm switching from the Nats to the Angels.

>>149390177
>coffee stimulant
>beer depressant
Mate you're heart rate is fucked

>>149390177
oh, you WANT to piss 5 times a game and a 6th time in the parking lot?

Julio!

>>149390173
>never experienced the joy of a beer, coffee and cigarette combo

>>149390132
kinda shitty desu ngl. still better than not going to the ballpark at all. maybe you'll catch a hard hit ball that hooks foul.

>>149390222
The heart can have a little speedball, as a treat

That cubtropolitan thing was such a curse. Never utter that word again

>>149390222
Don't tell this guy about the vodka red bull

>>149390228
This
I don't know if the east coasties are fucking with me or if they really don't have coffee after a couple beers. It's a staple on the west coast

Adell staying hot

>>149390246
they're called Vegas bombs you zoomie

>>149390241
ugh kek

>>149390249
DONT tell Leasties what's in their precious espresso martinis

>>149390241
>blaming your woes on your friends
now come on that’s not fair

>>149390249
dog I literally drink them at the same time
not in the same gulp, but I'll go gulp of coffee, drag of cig, gulp of beer, drag of cig, repeat infinitum

>>149390193
berds cheated mets cheated

THIRTY TWO FUCKING DUMPS

>>149390263
Vegas bombs have other shit in them

CAL RALEIGH BABY

ATOBTTR

>>149390249
>diarrhea with mixed messages
yeah, really missing out here

>>149390263
>vegas bombs
literally never heard this and i've been drinking them since before your had pubes

NO FUCKING WAY BIG DUMPER!!!!

>>149390249
East Coast GODS live rent free in your head lmao Jesus Christ.

DUMPERERRRR

dduuuuuuuUUUUMMMMMMPPPpp em!

Let's see azz

>>149390279
POST ASS NAO!

>>149390106
aside from the beer and hot cocoa (maybe? is it that cold in anaheim?), I can't tell what you got, but the food at angel stadium fucking sucks. the cookies are good though.

>>149390215
Welcome

YASS BIG DOPER!!

Buehler can't find the zone

>>149390263
do you mean a jagarbomb? lol
Redbull and jagermeister
can definitely see someone getting that wrong and no one correcting them because they didn't quite catch if anon said Vegas bomb or Jagerbomb

MY HALOS TIE IT

>>149390323
seethe faggot

>Walking in a run
kek

>Walker Buehler

>>149390333
I'm a girl tho???

Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD tonight.

I need cubbiemaid ass and I need it now

>>149390331
Come to 230s lad let's get a beer and a coffee

>>149390278
based kiwi ausiebro

>>149390326
Leave him in CA, my doyers will pick him up.

>>149390327
Erm,,,you have to use the umlaut
Jäger/Jaeger

>>149390327
>Redbull and jagermeister
sounds disgusting. Jager is so overrated. I always thought it tasted like cough syrup and hardly ever got a buzz out of it.

Electric first inning, eight fuckin runs, let's go mates

MY HALOS TAKE THE LEAD
WALKER IS WALKING EVERYONE

Total Buehler meltdown

>>149390322
Red Sox pitching lmao.

dmo snagged that ball tho

This is why Boston will never win a title in the 2020s. Bad pitching, bad managing, bad hitting, etc. All that rebuilding bullshit was a whole scam from ownership and all they do is trade homegrown stars for nothi g and spend money on a soccer team

How did Friedman know that Buehler was going to be a megabust?

>>149390353
I'm sitting on my ass at home lol

>my anglels already through the entire rotation in the first inning
Yep, it's kino

>AYYOOO who da freakin' hell is this Cal Rally kid? Ya' tellin me he made da freakin' all star team over Austin Wells?! Ain't even fair bro dey got mountains out west the ball flies forever wit da less gravity n all. Ain't nothin' like hittin' at Yankee stadium where our guys gotta EARN every homer. GREATEST CITY IN DA WHIRL

>>149390355
fuck no. he's been trash. Knack and other internal options are better. we dodged a bullet not re-signing him.

The best catcher in baseball, currently, and in history, is a Seattle Mariner.

FUCK MY HOLES
FUCK MY HOLES
HEY CHICAGO WHATTYA SAY
COME FUCK ALL THREE OF MY HOLES TODAY

The mariners win the ballgame!

Cal Rally could burn a few Cals if you know what I mean

>b-b-bUt then his azz wasn't so phat!!!!!
Don't care
Seethe

>>149390395
Didn't really take a genius to figure he was washed desu. They were right letting him and Flaherty walk.

>>149390400
praying he stays healthy. he should hit 50 homers and get this team to the playoffs by himself

>>149390396
Wednesday, then! Go Halos!

Oklahoma City Padres

Buehler took them on a ride! $20 M 1-year for this.

>>149390371
they are fucking terrible but they were super cheap when I was first going clubbing so I drunk a lot of them
actually ruined redbull for me, the smell of it makes me want to puke now

>>149390426
no one cares doyerpaco

>>149390395
he didn't. the dodgers let him test the market and decided not to match the BoSox offer, which would have cost the Dodgers over 40m for the year after luxury tax.

>named cal raleigh
Raleigh is in North Carolina, not California

>>149390399
we can fix him

>>149390409
>three holes
you're not fooling anyone

>5-3 1st inning BOS-LAA
dafuq

>>149390426
Watch the dodgers Triple A team be more popular than than the poopdres in Oklahoma city

FLYOVAHS LUV DA DODGAS!!!

>>149390426
Oklahoma City Mariners

Even Kochy can't throw this game now. Angels sweep inc

>>149390440
no one cares doyerpaco

>>149390435
I can see him being better next season but he's not a 20m per year guy right now.

Gonna need a sports car outside of a shitty home meme for Cal Raleigh except it’s a tent instead of a trailer

>>149390422
AL home run record and miss the playoffs by a game.

>>149390422
Bro wake up dood finna hit 70 dumpahz no kweezy on gawd no kweezy

>>149390440
everyone cares dodgerchad

>>149390222
>>149390228
>>149390249
>>149390263
>>149390269
>>149390278
>>149390321
>>149390327
>>149390371
Alcohol and nicotine are bad for you

>>149390398
6/10
good concept but make it shorter next time

Cal Raleigh is a god among men. Ass should've been a dead giveaway.

Apologize.

>>149390487
Dömp

>>149390487
Reckercoded

>>149390479
>they judge a man’s character based on the shape of his ass in Seattle
to the surprise of no one

>>149390429
I'm the same with tequila after drinking and puking up most of a fifth. doesn't really make sense since the same would have happened had I done the same with a different liquor but the smell of tequila kills me now.

>>149390476
I dont drink or smoke anymore, just vape and vape weed

>>149390505
Alcohol is bad for you

>>149390459
I don't want to consider this option but you're probably right. Seattle is consistent about being in the race and falling short the final 2 weeks. Most tortured fanbase in baseball

>youtube notice on mah fone 4 ohtanis 26th
>no dumpah notice from utube

what does he do?

>>149390508
Just doinks for me

>>149389890
Yes, and we'll be even better when our injured starting pitchers come back

lol gnats

>>149390508
>>149390526
Cannibis is bad for you

>>149390510
so is bug chasing but that hasn't stopped you

>>149390505
I can't do liqah
Just beer for me

>>149390533
Bad for you

>>149390540
Alcohol is bad for you

>>149390479
>>149390487
Straight up Recker-style! Recker'd on dat ass!!!!!!!!

>>149390522
He’s been very good in June tbqdesu, the rest of the team is MIA currently.

>>149390532
yeah but just mentally and physically
I'm stronger from it

>>149390522
i know bro he's not even good

>>149390522

>>149390555
Bad from you

>>149390508
Vaping and weed are bad for you

>>149390563
slop

Stop

>>149390540
liquor is fine if you have a full belly and drink it mixed probably.

gg Resd

>>149390563
feel free to save this to your folder fella

>>149390576
That’s bad for you

>>149390476
I only smoke weed, anon

>>149390572

saying something is bad for you is bad for you

>>149390594
Bad for you

>>149390398
GABAGOOL

>>149390588
gay sex is bad for you

>>149390351
Give her a break

>>149390594
Cannabis is bad for you

>>149390588
Don't need to, fella

>>149390554
Bug ‘em

>>149390607
heroin is better than alcohol and nicotine desu

>>149390510
Gotta go sometime
Alcohol and humanity grew up together, we influenced each other endlessly, it is woven into our DNA
Being able to handle yourself on a little of the stiff stuff is a mark of good character
If you don't even trust yourself drunk, people will be wary of you

>>149390642
Heroin is bad for you

>>149390649
Bad for you

Wtf happen to walker buehler

>>149390532
No, cannabis is bad for YOU

>>149390663
>barfs

>>149390501
>he unironically cannot appreciate half the great asses in this world
no wonder you seem miserable

>>149390672
Dogshit

>>149390569
Gotta go sometime
Better to live a life worth living

>>149390540
The older I get, the more I prefer liquor. If I'm gonna do beer it's gotta be super light like Ultra or Miller Lite. Other beer fucks up my gut and makes me bloated.

Nick Gonzales 5/5 btw

>>149390672
shit command. he needs to rethink his approach with diminished stuff also.

GG Sox

>>149390690
Nicky G is a handsome man I will say that

>>149390678
>>149390688
>>149390690
Bad for you

>>149390663
You're bad for me ;P

>>149390699
easy win today
I watched until it was unloseable :)

Sneks win

>>149390688
This.
My grandparents were health-obsessed and both made it past 90. The last decade of their lives were very low quality of life tho, they both faded mentally around 80-82 like Biden and lived in a haze for a decade in a retirement home

>>149390624
PFMA

>>149390699
Lost again, snakes?

>>149390672
Working as intended. My Angels are it.

>be named walker
>keep walkering in runs
Bravo Nolan!

Most overrated things:
>fireworks
>nightclubs and loud bars
>tattoos

>>149390727
tattoos?

Mariners fan

>>149390727
Every woman here has a tattoo nowadays and it's gross

>poodres

>>149390588
You already had it saved you retard

>>149390727
>aussie remarking on clubs
Do you have to park your kangaroo outside? LA club scene clears your whole penal colony

>>149390721
>rolcrads
I hate you ai spamming faggots so much

>Poodres
BAU BAU!

PRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT

>>149390727
A good bar with fun regular customers is one of the best social environments in the world. Just have to scope out your spots.

>>149390723
ain't it

>>149390756
kys

feels like it's over

>>149390757
kek

>>149390727
Add the New York Yankees to that list

>>149390727
go M's!

>>149390727
>>149390752
I found clubs boring to go to before I was even legally allowed to go to them

A-Anaheim is white...

Brewers are going to win because god is real and he fucks with me

>>149390727
Do you guys call it pubs or bars?

>Watching the Padres over Messi in the FIFA Club World Cup

>>149390727
>>149390734
>>149390738
my fav sports bar has a gorgeous bartender. friendly and flirty but she's covered in tattoos neck to toe. it's like painting a masterpiece then taking a shit all over it

>>149390803
Skill issue
Just say you're unde six foot, it's quicker

>>149390803
based child trafficked la paco dunkin on the clurb scene

>>149390809
>Orange County and Anaheim are predominantly Hispanic
‘toidbros…

>>149390764
yeah, a cheers-esque scene is comfy

>>149390809
That's a good ass song.

>>149390829
ANIME¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes so fucking kino right now

>>149390743
Not the Padres fault. Wood is just too good.

>poodres
>getting G A P E D wide open by my Nats
Pick two, Paco

LOWE DINGER

>cal raleigh mentioned on red sox broadcast

>>149390843
I'm better looking and more charming than you are too. clubs are lame.

I'm actually losing faith on Bombston. Why not trade all the players to somewhere else where they know how to win games and sell the team already?. I've waited 20 years for a rebuilding and then ownership flushes it down the fucking toilet with awful decisions. All they do nowadays is sign old washed pitchers and mediocre pitchers for one year. Not even the so called "big three" prospects will last a damn decade long. I'm done with their underdog bullshit and their future. Can I join the Jankee wagon please? I put the Red Sux hat on flames cus I hate this city anymore.

P.S., Dunkin Donuts sucks too

>>149390727
I like some bars. Agree on tattoos. Fireworks are extremely based, fuck off cunt. Overrated list
>golf
>anything to do with boats
>international travel
>country music
>anal sex
>weed

>>149390872
Shut up ‘toid

>>149390900
HAHAHAHA MANLET DETECTED
surely your "charm" will carry you though

>>149390756
Live your life

>>149390908
Red Sux Panama absolutely going ballistic

>>149390925
>fundies actually care about this

Live chase get in here

>>149390877
>>149390877
>>149390877

>>149390809
literally every mexican song sounds identical
honestly don't know how they can tell songs apart and know when to cry AYYYY YAAAAIII YAIIIIIII

>>149390815
pubs are more "grassroots", I.e. have sport on TV, less dance music, more of a place to go spin yarns with old fellas
bars are more "classy", but that just means paying twice as much for drinks and barely being able to hear your conversations

>>149390908
You can be a jays fan. Take it or leave it.

>>149390965
>baskin poster is a manlet
Wait until teevee hears about this

Is that a… IS THAT A HECKIN TATTOO?! AHHHHHHH! WHY CANT I FIND A PURE TRAD VIRGIN WIFE TO WATCH BASEBALL WITH?!

>>149390982
Well that just isn't true at all.

>>149390755

Broors still alive

>>149390925
now way I'm letting some douche who still thinks going to clubs is cool off the hook. you're a vapid tool and you know it.

>>149390914
Weed is great when you're listening to music or when it's new to you, once you use it too much it loses basically all appeal

Hurts to see wood, gore, and abrams doing well on another team, especially considering that’s exactly who we could use at the moment. But in hindsight you do that trade 10 times out of 10. We got a ring out of it add that alone makes it worth it.

>>149390994
Nigger no one here cares about the LA club scene, unironically kill yourself.

>>149391008
every song has the same beat/tempo/time signature and same instruments that sound similar

>>149390914
>>>>>>golf
grow up kid, there's a reason every sportsman around the world wishes they were a golfer
rest of your list is relatively good - boats are DEFINITELY super overrated (Jetskis in particular)

R-Royals

>>149391027
I will go out and pull sets with you if you ever come to SoCal

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

>>149390727
I don't even think people like tattoos anymore. It's a millennial thing. I like fireworks more now than when I was younger. Nightclubs and loud bars do suck, I agree.

GET NAMBLA OUT THERE

>>149390522
gives the team the chance to win every night

>>149391049
I play golf at least once a month and still think it's overrated. It takes thousands of hours and thousands of dollars to get remotely good

>>149390914
I like mini golf

>>149390908
Fuck off, we're full.

>>149391028
The opposite, actually.
Weed only becomes fun when your tolerance is high enough to enjoy hallucinating without freaking out

>>149391069
Tattoos are huge among zoomers. I think girls with dark features can pull it off.
>t. zoomer

>>149390959
Naaaah I'm not just going ballistic my dear old friend. I just became a doomer and a hater. I don't like them anymore.

>>149390991
Sorry. Someone else is already doing to job to support the Blow Jobs cus I hate Canada.

>>149391028
DUDE

>ey ese I’m totally seex foot seex and all the chicos at the club wan to dance wit mi

>>149390998
this but unironically
a couple small, easily concealed tattoos are fine
anything else is a dead giveaway she's BPD or a slut

Go Mariners

>>149391039
I was kidding I won't rat you out to our home board

>>149391074
embarrassing that you posted this

>>149390920
Tienes que volver

>>149391085
If weed ever freaks you out you're unironically a pussy. Sorry I don't make the rules.

>>149391045
Mexico is a huge country with lot of different regional music styles.

kek poodres

>>149391049
based

>>149390672
He’s taking them on a fucking ride! That’ll be $23 M FAGGsox

>>149391117
it all sounds like shit dawg

>>149391062
I'm just half serious. I went out way too much. had some good times. will still go out with friends from time to time and even enjoy myself. I'd just rather how out somewhere quiet and well lighted in general.

>>149391097
Stoner "culture" is a blight upon humanity. I was so annoying as a teenager.

>>149391117
bro i went to UTEP for 2 years and i've been to mexican karaoke bars more times than i can count. it's literally the exact same song over and over

>I go to the clurb and dance de night away after de doyers game ay papi fuh my ass sogood

>>149391113
silence ‘toid

>>149391132
You don't have to like it, but saying it all sounds the same is ignorant.

>>149391117
Do the chimicanga!!!!!!!! Now do the salsa!!!!!! I like to call this one the flamingo!!!

What about this Mexican song???
Feliz Navidad!!!!

honestly fuck the pirates and fuck the mlb
dog shit sport

>>149391074
Being a manlet is a death sentence as a man. Doesn’t mean that just because you’re tall you’ve made it but you just can’t really ever make it if you’re short unless you’re genius level exceptional in some or multiple facets.

>>149391030
heh

Kek gaysconsin

>>149391151
poor broor

>>149391030
saddest cope I've ever read

Cubs win!

>>149391170
Name 1 pie rats playuh besides Paul.

>>149391074
As a lanklet I always had a small envy for the short guys who could pack on muscle fast.

>>149391156
Guy with the highest body count I know is a 5'3 ex-wrestler. Manlet thing is cope you just have to get in shape

>>149391078
it's about enjoying being outside and communing with nature

>>149391182
Yea win the delusional RETARD contest

Moore runs weird as hell

PRRRRRRT

>>149391186
Bear E. Bonns

>>149391078
skill issue tbqhwy

>>149391198
Body count is a literal faggot statistic. Anyone can go fuck fat whores.

>>149391180
read it more carefully moron

>>149391232
At my best I was a 4 handicap, that was playing 54 holes a week during covid. Now I'm maybe a 9 and enjoy it more as I play much less

Gotta let the padres have some hope

Big Man Manny

>>149389852
Dinger clears

Incels are seething I’m gonna go play vidya. L8r virgins.

People doubted Arraez keeping up a
400 avg for the 2023 season and yet he did it. Dumpah will get 65 home runs

Mariners win

>>149391198
I know that exact duded also. the guy I know also has a limp because one leg is shorter than the other because he needed surgery to have it reattached after losing it driving drunk on a motorcycle.
>>149391253
you don't know shit about what people are like irl.

>>149391253
>t-they must be fat!
Holy cope. Hit the gym fatty.

>>149391186
Adam Frazier (former Mariner)

>>149391306
>Arraez
>.400avg
Seattle fans don’t even know west coast ball outside of their open air homeless shelter omkekkies

>>149391264
nice man
it took me 18 months to go from 22 to 10 handicap, and no lessons either
playing golf well is a drug, and I chase the dragon every weekend

>>149391356
393

Whatever

>>149391373
>Seattle memeiners fan in charge of understanding basic baseball statistics
kek

>>149391413
It says 393 right there ;-)

ishowspeed > vtubers

>>149391373
>393
nigga wtf are you talking about

>>149391482
The only thing i've seen from ishowspeed is that one clip of him telling a woman he could rape her and nobody would stop him.

>>149391482
In other news, two monkeys bond over sniffing assholes and eating bananas

>>149391517
Seattletard confusing avg w. obp (they don’t know ball).

pffffffffffffffftttftftftftftftftftftft

what types of music does /mlb/ listen to?

>>149391585
I've been listening to dua lipa lately. She's pretty good for mainstream pop

>>149391585
all types buddy

>>149391585
games are still on. Off-topic posting will have to wait a few more hours

>>149391585
boomer rock and pop
I hate modernity

>>149391585
steely dan, city pop and pink floyd

>>149391585
Hololive

PRRRRRRRRRRRT

East coasties are revved. They've been pushed too far. I'm sorry for starting this last year. No turning back now.

>>149391613
my apologies, the thread kinda stalled for 2mins so I thought the opportunity was nigh

man elly shit all over the yankees tonight.

so we're all watching angles/soxs, right?

>>149391668
smelly laid a dookie betts???

who do the poodres have on their roster that we could make a trade for to round out our roster doyer bros?

>>149391585
Emo, postHC, math rock, classic rock, jazz and blues for me

https://youtu.be/YeitnxBUZao?si=R_rnd7Ee8eDJH8wv

>7 BB

poodres kek

Apologize to the wanna be janny NOW

>>149391683
I’m watching the gnats gape the poodres

>>149391585
Jazz, Funk, and Folk

>>149391585
obscure rock/alternative/indie bands who generally have less than 100M spotify plays

>>149391722
let me fuck you

>>149391585
pink floyd, primus, various classic rock

Buehler trying to get out of a jam

these days you gotta be strapped
I already know ain't nobody got my back

>>149391730
bait right?
<100m isn't obscure

d'Arnaud is a very expressive guy lol

>>149391585
whatever's on my mix list

>poodres
P U!

>>149391585
the ass fuckies

They're booing Peralta in Petco Park

>>149391482
One Piece fucking sucks now
Anybody who says they like it is a red flag to me
And that goes double if they watch the anime or live action

>>149391585
Grunge, post grunge, alternative, thrash metal, death metal, most stuff from the 80s and 90s

>>149391763
Under 100M total plays is very obscure to normies who listen to artists with 10B plays

>>149391683
I just switched over

>>149391585
kay flock

>>149391784
brutal. I mean yeah it's a bad outing but the only fans who have a right to boo their city teamies are the cockies fans and mets fan right now

>>149391585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezH2tUkjxEc

>>149391585
I just go to the /mu/ Playlists on Spotify and am constantly amazed

>>149391802

>>149391816
you think he getting life?

>>149391774
pobre ricachon

>>149391655
Leasties are getting ready for beddy bye time it's like midnight over there

>>149391760
I have 2 neighbors who have their own armory

>>149391819
All New Yorkies have a free pass to boo their teams at all times tyvm. Philthies too.

>>149391585
KPOP AND ANIME OST!!!!!!!!!!

>>149391585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg5hzFwIxyY

>>149391806
based

We need bakespie

are there even any poodrepacos posting or do they only come out when the doyers are playing?

>>149391585
Reggaeton
Fuck my boricua ass while we watch the Mets

>>149391860
but do they have your back anon?

>>149391585
been listening to a lot of Sharty Robbins and Merle Faggard recently

>>149391871
>mariners fan that likes grunge
No i dont have a gun!!!@@ ecks been xD

Talons win

>>149391821
based, look what I picked up recently

Don't forget to include this news in the nu:
>LAA: Angels own ya! Angels are it! You have until the postseason to apologize!

>>149391683
no thanks. I had enough tortures and heartbreaks over a team I don't like anymore

>>149391585
Luke Bryan
Chappell Roan
Taylor Swift
Ed Sheeran
Sabrina Carpenter
Kendrick

KEKINI red sox

>>149391906
You are such a faggot.

>>149391887
yeah. I'm pretty lucky. I have a strong network of friends I can rely on if shtf.

RED SUX LMAO

>double play on the bases
>red sux
holy kek

>>149391585
70's rock, prog rock, and lately been on a nu metal kick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPsqQ13UduQ

>>149391909
>fundies actually listen to this

>>149391901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qMGTRtGm0A

>>149391901
The indie album he did a cuppa years ago is v nice v swag

>>149391585
Only stupid people listen to music frequently.

>>149391909
what a fucking faggot

Boston can still win this game

>>149391899
ok? is your sister playing or something?

Cora chimpout

>>149391948
so 98% of earth is stupid?

CORA YOU FUCK GET THE HELL OUTTA MY BALLGAME

>>149391953
All the best artists making music today. I appreciate greatness.

27 rings

Get the fuck out of here Cora you dumb faggot

I always miss the chimp outs

Cora's been coasting off of 2018 and 2021 for way too long now. This guy sucks

Wow that almost looked personal get on it Jommer

>>149391965
you think he dropped the n-bomb?

>>149391984
Yeah I feel like most people are gonna get there by the end of the season. Feels like a lot of underachieving

>>149391986
It had to have been some kind of slur the way the ump reacted

>>149391850
nah but nigga probaby getting at least 10

Cora is just a boricua version of Boone. Worst managers in existence.

Nu in a >>>/mu/

>>149391974
>All the best artists making music today. I appreciate greatness.
based on what kid

why did the red sox coach or manager get kicked? i dont watch baseball

>>149392032
Nobody knows, he said something to the ump that crossed the line

>>149392032
hard r

>>149392032
probably got caught cheating again

>>149392032
Blocking the bag call was not called

>>149392021
Fans. Plays. Concert attendance. They're the best. We're not all contrarians here.

Peralta sucks

>>149392032
no reason at all, it was totally capricious, completely arbitrary, and there is nothing you can ever say or do to stop it

>>149392048
concerts are tame these days

>>149391901
SHE ON MY DICK LIKE FLIES IN A BOX OF FRUIT

>>149392032
>i don't watch baseball
Based vtrooner

If no nu is made, I’ll make a halfassed thread

personally, I love hyperpop, punk, UK garage, rnb, phonk (not the drift phonk nonsense), drum&bass, dubstep, funk, and jazz

>>149392048
>Fans. Plays. Concert attendance. They're the best. We're not all contrarians here.
nigga where's drake then? contrarian

we need three, even four nu

>>149392057
>tell me you've never seen Chappell in concert without telling me you've never seen Chappell in concert lol

People here watch baseball? I thought we just waited for chances to one up each other and held onto grudges.

kek poodres

>>149392035
>>149392039
>>149392041
>>149392043
>>149392056
>>149392062
fucking retards u didn't even tell me if he was the coach or manager let alone a reason on why he got kicked

>>149392071

>>149392088
>People here watch baseball? I thought we just waited for chances to one up each other and held onto grudges.
it's the only option right now

>>149392048
McDonalds has restaurants in every nation on earth including Antarctica and the ISS
What's your point?

>>149392084
Yea that’s a hard pass ya homo

>>149392098
>>149392098
>>149392098
>>149392098

>>149392096
>>149392096
>>149392096
>>149389577 (OP)
Told you

>>149392091
Because nobody fucking knows, we can't hear what he said

>>149392091
new tigers fan here btw, not sure if that matters

>>149392091
I gave you the fucking reason.

>>149392110
>>149392111
Lmaoemoji

Cora’s in retrograde. Get fucked Bumston.

>>149392110
>>149392111
which one is the nu?

>>149392117
>I gave you the fucking reason.
what bag did he block?

>>149392129
>>149392110
was the first one posted

>>149392146
The second base bag. He had his leg on the ground blocking the path to slide into.

>>149392162
ohhh thanks anon