Thread 149392096

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first for FUCK BOSTON

'stros

>>149392112
BASED PANAMA

late, sry. will recycle later

Mariners here too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UwmDpvfZQk

Doyers

>>149393260
that's uncalled for

>>149393252
HOLY SHIT THIS SPIC IS POSTING ON A MACBOOK
I KNEEL

faggets kek

dodgers
check em

doyers

are you guys trying to be inflammatory?

Pentium ll niggas wya

[insert your team name here]

>>149393231
poodres need to stay in their lane and stop worrying about the dodgers and focus on the teams they have to compete with for a wildcard spot

>>149393284
i'm trying to be nice :(

Real ‘toid hours

>>149393275
running mac makes no sense if you're just after Unix
surely you saw pewdiepies video about Linux recently?

doyers

baseball

>>149393284
most of the time late night threads are comfy but every now and then some autists will lock horns

Still not aware of any MLB team called the “Snakes”

Keeping score at the game: based or cringe?

>>149393300
you may know them better as the faggotbacks

>>149393300
Sorry, it's Los Serpientes

>>149393298
for me it's getting into flame wars at 4am local time

>>149393304
based
someone needs to keep the umps honest

>>149393294
i like linux but it doesn't support office apps and it can be unstable.

>>149393304
based. I like the idea of it but I never do it. definitely increases your focus on the game which could be good or bad

>>149393304
Based. Doing baseball stuff at a baseball game is based. Going to a vtuber dance party and waiting in line four hours for a shirt (and not getting one lel) is cringe.

>>149393310
American sport. American thread. Speak American.

>>149393325
Fuck my boricua ass

Mariners.

>>149393304
meh. I like to take it the sights and sounds and the idea of looking at old scorecards doesn't appeal to me often.

>>149393330
GAGAGOOL!

>>149393325
There’s a universe where the Mets have won 9 of their last 10 but are in fourth place rn. So… think about that.

>>149393283
A rip-off of Doara...

Shitdres suck my cock

Umpchad got the better of Cora

>>149393339
Unbelievably based

>>149393317
2010 version of Office runs near flawlessly through wine but I hear ya
I just stick to the Google ecosystem for documents/spreadsheets

>>149393304
70% based 30% cringe

>>149393317
>>149393367
what happened to open office?

>>149393352
Manfred weather machine working overtime

Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.
Head for the park and greet the Fagets.
Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,
Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.
Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,
Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.
Long Island, New Jersey, Brooklyn, Queens, Uptown and Down,
Let's go Fagets, they are cummin' all over New York town.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GsCmnZnllk

sandy alcantara
edward cabrera
yusei kikuchi
tyler anderson
andrew heany
zach efflin
sugano

what other obvious SP trade candidates are there?

>>149393376
open office and libreoffice work fine if you don't need to send your work to anyone else, but it's a pain when you send someone a document and they have compatibility issues opening it
also they don't have great advanced features in their equivalent of excel (macros etc)

>>149393386
kek well done

Did you guys see Jac Caglianone’s catch
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vQ4jORv_MRs

ahahahaha

>>149393386
i need a new ink ribbon

>>149393401
Some stupid team with money takes the bait or a 3 year deal with player opt outs. Call it

>>149393407
Oh wait he's not even close to free agency nvm I thought he's been in the league longer than he has

>>149393405
If by "new ink ribbon" you mean "a thick cock up the shitter" then I'm right there with ya
Go Angels!

Reminder that /mlb/ is a board for dogs and lovers of dogs.

>>149393407
Pena is good though

>>149393399
nice

they should probably send him back down though

Rockies

>>149393285
I have so many of these in my garage

>>149393418
Yjn

>>149393424
this is a larp right?

I got more salt from sprouts. I have truly embraced zoomber grilling. Also Chadres offense sucks for the millionth time. Trade Cease/King and get some prospects back, foo!

>>149393285
>>149393428
slots > sockets

>>149393433
It’s ok babe. They’ll get it together soon. Come to bed.

>>149393418
Doggies run this board

>>149393433
salt from sprouts?

>>149393449
Cubspie??

>>149393454
Lel

>>149393449
>>149393454
da heck

>>149393454
I can't follow the plot of this one sorry

>>149393418
>/mlb/ is a board for dogs

yes

>>149393432
No

>>149393466
Still a better hitter than Fraudtani

are you allowed to take instruments to the ballpark?

>>149393454
She did our frog nigga sorry bros wtf

>>149393418
Not true. I'm the leading (you) getter on /mlb/ by a mile and I do not like dogs. Go Mariners btw

>>149393483
God I wish I could suck your cock

>>149393483
so based bro, so based.

>>149393448
Actually pink Himalayan salt, and Sprouts is a grocery store with bulk organic stuff, they used to be called Henry's! I will grill hoping we will get a blockbuster trade for this weak middle lineup we have.....

>>149393454
I'm out.

For me, it's the "Why am I a Mets fan" broads

>>149393454
kek
Accurate for frog posters

>>149393493
I forgot about this

>>149393491
pink himalayan salt is what you add to brisket to turn it into corned beef

>>149393418
Pretty sure Ive seen a video of this blonde chick getting her fart whistle and baby cannon absolutely slobbered by a couple of huskies like fat kid with an ice cream cone.

my team is on the cusp of trading for a sp and I can't figure out who it is (not alcantara)

Doyers

>>149393503
it's louis castillo and you're overpaying (thank you)

>>149393507
do you by chance have a gengar or farfetchd doyer?

Hey guys, new to baseball. I’ve decided I’m a lifelong fan of the Tigers and Dodgers. Any advice?

>>149393508
Yes please, get /us/ a bat for Castillo
(fuck dogs and fuck tattoos)

>>149393516
please fuck my ass

>>149393474
If you mean forceps, scalpels, and colonoscopes, yes.

If you mean balalaykas, harpsichords, and didgeridoos, I'm quite sure the answer is no.

>>149393518
yes this
(but we like dogs and fuck tattoos)

>>149393522
what about my fav instrument, the khaen/khene?

>>149393474
Do you mean that faggot-assed thing that sounds like bees? Fuck you, Bluey. Suck my dick

>>149393527
bats are so cool
we have enormous swarms of them in Sydney

>>149393399
CUTE Roylels poster
It’s adorable how you run around and blabber about your team while the adults in the room are speaking

>>149393536
I live in a fairly rural area and use to see them all the time about 20 years ago, but it's probably been a decade or so since I've seen any. It's pretty upsetting to think about.

>>149393550
Have you noticed there’s fewer bugs too?

>>149393541
anon it’s not 2024… the stankees are in the kindergarten

>>149393533
vuvuzela
>>149393554
lightning bugs specifically have all but disappeared. mosquitos definitely not.

>>149393513
Even better

>>149393554
100% not faggot, you just don’t go outside. I push-mowed today in 100 degrees and was MOBBED by insects the whole time to make it even better, don’t ever speak to me about “uhhh where da bugs go, ids a consbiracy :P” from the comfort of your Skyrim mods ever again

>>149393554
definitely.
when I was a kid if you drove anywhere at night you would end up with the front of your car covered in bugs
just doesn't happen anymore

>>149393563
is your soul in pain, fren

>>149393563
>not living in a mosquito-free semi-arid climate in the current year
NGMI

>>149393513
Will this do?

>>149393536
that's a dog

>>149393560
saved thanks

Watching ten lightning bugs right now. You guys are retarded

>>149393563
Seems like a bit of an overreaction, I hope you get the help and strength you need. I will pray for you, legitimately.

>>149393570
so i need to live in north dakota?

>>149393574
funny lookin dog

>>149393574
>>149393527
That’s a flying rat

>>149393574
Uma Delicia

>>149393573
it'll do but unfortunately you have been outclassed by the Yankee gengar

>>149393578
How about you just go outside sometime

>>149393577
some of my best friends are lightning bugs! haha

>>149393574
No, that's a soup starter

>Me, staring at my computer monitor:
>Damn, where’d all the wildlife go?

>>149393577
I used to see hundreds of them. Now I see no more than a handful at a time. It sucks.

>>149393580
美味佳肴

an expert here told me they all live in Queens now

>>149393593
hǎo xiāng!

>>149393599
It could be based on location ig. I’ve lived in Florida and Virginia the past ten years and have been mogged nightly by both bats (in Florida) and lightning bugs (in both). But increasing urbanization might be squelching out lightning bugs elsewhere idk

>>149393588
Oh I spend a lot of time outside, not today because of how hot it was, my dog couldn’t take much of the heat. I just noticed there have been fewer bugs this year but it’s been pretty try, wasn’t trying to make some grand point or whatever. Hope you’re OK

>>149393606
There are bats in florida?

>>149393606
yeah. I hope that's the case though I did hear about some disease bat populations around the world were all susceptible to that was heavily impacting their populations.

>>149393610
I've lived in Ft Lauderdale on the beach for the last 22 years. I've only ever seen one bat flying around at night.

>>149393613
theyre not really a beach bird so that might be why

>>149393608
KILL YOURSELF
>>149393610
Tons. I lived in Naples and literally every evening that I stepped out to walk my dog bats would be swooping and fluttering just feet overhead. Like up to a dozen just flying back and forth. I was always scared they would shit on me

IT'S THE REAL NIGGAH HOURS

>>149393604
The bugs?

now that it's off topic hours, what do you think of my record collection so far?
second row from the top are the albums I'm most proud about followed by third row (top and bottom row are just nostalgia-buys)

>>149393574
美味佳肴

um baseball?

Basedboyball

>>149393624
You are gay

>>149393616
I miss evenings like that with bats flying by so close. lol. the thought they might shit on me never even crossed my mind.

>>149393638
I wish!

>>149393624
I like KIDS and MBDTF. 808s is trash though and I never liked Yeezus either. You gotta get your numbers up thoughever.

>>149393606
they sometimes buzz me at night on my back porch when i'm watching baseball

>>149393554
definitely, my windshield used to be absolutely covered with bugs and now I hardly see any. Forget lightning bugs, I havent seen a single one this year

>>149393639
They do be shittin doe
I thought they might because they had an attitude too, they'd always do a show of force and buzz right over my head close enough that I could hear their sassy little wings and I'd be like bro I swear to God. Don't do it

>>149393649
They hear the announcers talking about "bats" and want to watch too

>>149393624
Peak zoomer slop
Well maybe DeadMau5 is considered zillenial

>>149393654
I always assumed they were just eating the bugs all around. I always found it comfy that they would get so close to my head and never touch me. I felt like they were buddies.

>>149393624
>>149393644
you need tarkus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ1Zo6faTQY
>>149393658
that explains the slugs in the flowerbed

I enjoy Baseball, and I'm tried of pretending I don't.

>>149393644
808s is arguably his most influential album (in that it gave us all the autotune rappers like Travis Scott) but from a purely listening perspective MBDTF is his most complete listening experience.
Yeah I am slowly buying vinyl, but I'm hesitant to buy albums I don't really really love.
I've got a few more on the way including this album (one of my favs to come out this year
https://youtu.be/ynNbrmuLA3o
>warning zoomer music

>>149393671
You’re Canadian you don’t enjoy anything

I'm an angry alcoholic burnout ama

>>149393664
I would literally look like Batman because I tend to wear a black robe so neighbors would look out and see a black robe flapping with a shit-ton of bats flying overhead. I assume I was kino

>>149393676
Alcohol is bad for you

>>149393649
>not using repel

>>149393676
why dont you drink some more buddy, it'll make ya feel better

>>149393676
Gonmariners btw

>>149393684
It’s bad for you

>>149393676
how soon after you wake do you start to drink?

>>149393677
I’m sure you were a super special kino boy anon!

>>149393624
I’ve heard of Kanye but don’t know anyone else pictured

>>149393676
do you drink enough for visitors yet? go mariners btw

>>149393695
Do you think they cringed when I lifted my arms up in the air and started humming Hans Zimmer

>>149393624
I sort of recognize the top right one. What is it?

>>149393703
yeezus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvBfiRWLj_0

>>149393672
>have us all the shitteiest rappers imaginable
yea that’s why it sucks and was universally panned when it came out, he sound retarded trying to “sing” on that album

https://youtu.be/18vorppdSBQ?si=DOJIS6gL9q6hnnQx

>>149393624
I liked oklou until I found out she got pregnant and had a kid DROPPED that skank so fast she’ll never get my Aryan seed

>sawx walked 11 angels
holy fucking grim

>>149393697
>>149393703
left to right, top to bottom
>kanye - mbdtf
>kanye - 808s and heartbreaks
>kanye - donda
>kanye - yeezus
>oklou - choke enough
>anatole muster - wonderful now
>sewerslvt presents cynthoni part 1/2
>disclosure - alchemy
>sam gellaitry - escapism I
>sam gellaitry- escapism IV
>mac miller - kids
>lil ugly mane - mista thug isolation
>deadmau5 - random album title

>>149393708
fucking OATH cunt. she was supposed to be my French queen waifs cutie

>>149393676
why don't we get drunk and screw?

>>149393675
Guess I'll kill myself.

I cannot sanction this off topic buffoonery.

>>149393700
Is this supposed to paint delirium tremens? That only happens in extreme withdrawals

>>149393731
Go to bed

I made my steak, /mlb/, medium rare!

>>149393729
Alcohol and fornication are bad for you

>>149393737
it looks fine but you have a plastic fork

came here to laugh at the mets
HAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAH
HA
HAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAH

>>149393737
red meat is bad for you

>>149393737
Nigga chopped his thumb smoove off and fried it up

>>149393737
Red meat is bad for you

>>149393737
got the xmas crockery out?

>>149393739
I have a nagging suspicion you're trying to work some nerves here

>>149393749
Wrath is bad for you

when's the last time mest won anything? completely loser ass faggotyy wisonsins ass franchise. nyc is a city made and built by tourists and mets"fans" are the proof of that

>>149393750
Judging others is bad

Should probably start the asg

>>149393760
lol his names LED La Cruz

>>149393751
>wisonsins
havin a drunken seethe about the Mets?

>>149393760
is he playing ss exclusively or does he get reps anywhere else?

>mets won the pennant ten years ago
i have no recollection of this

>>149393762
Watched her on Hot Ones the other day and found her extremely off putting. Not sure why, just really did not like her

gn mariners nation

>>149393743
Eh the one I had to found
>>149393746
It was a half eaten Italian hot link sausage

>>149393745
>>149393747
Avoiding carbs

>>149393474
Someone brought their fumo to Petco park!

>>149393774
based 2hu grillspie

>>149393777
checked

>>149393563
Well bugs are attracted to shit and decay so you may not be the best judge

I’m actually scheduled to seethe about the Mets until 2am, please double check your hours.

>>149393764
Every day ss

>>149393770
gn

>>149393774
I had to Google what fumos are
thought they were going to be these things
the reality was much more disappointing

>>149393798
Embrace the Fumo life.

My DC Homos :)

>>149393802
shan't sorry
my misso would probably leave me

Who's gonna win this gaggle?

>>149393824
Couldn’t find one in front of any homeless tents :(

the padres lost to who lmaooooooo

Baseball fumos when?
-sent from bed

>>149393861
literally no ass

that funky muncy

>>149393841
I have a feeling the cubbies will crash and burn screencap this and include me in the screencap

>>149393418
big dawgs gotta eat

>>149393861
>posting the photoshopped version

>>149393745
>>149393747
It's actually amazing for you, amazing protein source, most cuts are very lean and it's extremely dense in rich and vital nutrients.

>>149393913
It’s bad for you

I cannae tell if trevor rogers is good or texas was just that awful o,o;

>>149393915
It's actually amazing for you, amazing protein source, most cuts are very lean and it's extremely dense in rich and vital nutrients.

>>149393929
Bad for you

>>149393930
.....he looks like a reddit user....

>>149393931
Pic related only eats raw steak and butter. I guess you decide if it's bad for you or not.

Cubtropolitans is happenin

>>149393935
Not posting pic related is bad for you

>>149393931
>>149393935
Forgot pic

>>149393935
a devastating omission has occurred

>>149393935
>>149393941
Your boyfriend is pretty lean but when he dies of a combination of heart disease and AIDs then /mlb/ will have the last laugh

>>149393941
Homosexuality is bad for you

>>149393930
Thought my brain tricked me it's real lol

>>149393950
Heart disease is the cause of a high fat/carb diet and no exercise, not a lean protein diet.

>>149393951
Um metsbros? Our response?

>>149393951
THIS I agree with

>>149393951
Dodger's bros... our rebuttal?

>>149393951
Explain this then chud

>>149393957
drunk?

>gay choir
bit redundant, isn't it?

>>149393982
Getting drunk is bad for you.

>>149393957
So you concede that he is your boyfriend and he has AIDS then?

>>149393997
I've never met him

>>149393998
I accept your concession

>I’m rich cause I own a Mac book
>my favorite homosexual fitness jewtuber says eating raw meat and butter is actually healthy
yea that’s enough internet for today

>>149393984
honestly no, there's nothing quite as powerful as a mens chorus singing school fight songs

>>149394010
yeah singing in groups is definitely like a primal caveman thing that feels good

>>149394013
I’ll go primal on your man cave iykwim

>>149394013
Come on guys, lets be real here.
Choir singing is NOT tapping into some primal instinct in you.
Real chanting I could agree with but there is too much measure in choir for it to be raw and primal

>>149394013
>>149394023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfCiwRfLRHM

>>149394023
I bet you think the haka is cool

cubs spotted

>>149394033
Quite the opposite actually, I don't like maori culture because the powers that be are trying to thrust it down my throat and splooge it into my stomach

>>149394043
you WILL acknowledge that you live on stolen land

>>149394057
the real question is: will you?

>>149394013
>>149394010
Group singing isn't very primal, it requires too much restraint and neutering your own personal expression to be a part of a group. It has it's place, but primal? No. Solo singing is and will always be the most verile and masculine form of singing.

Some powerful examples:
https://youtu.be/j3aWKe423VI?t=20
https://youtu.be/6ba-y7iw_LE?t=7

>>149394082
no.

Luis Castillo?

I do my powerful singing into your mom's cavernous poosay (for the acoustics)

>>149394084
Fact.

>>149394057
>>149394082
No one 'owns' anything. Shits still tribal and savage as it's always been. Oh, you 'own' this land? Where in 'nature' does it say that? Watch me take it for myself and my people, try to stop me and may the better warfaring tribe win.

chuddies having impotent power fantasies again kek

oh you 'own' this ass? where in 'nature' does it say that? watch me take it and fuck it for myself and my people, try and stop me and may the better assfucking tribe win.

>>149394084
Most anthropologists accept that singing / chanting was a fundamental part of early human life and there's even some believe in anthropology circles that singing could have predated language itself. Obviously we'll never be able to know for sure, but joining others in song was one of the earliest ways humans bonded and formed social cohesion, I would consider that primal.
>>it requires too much restraint and neutering your own personal expression to be a part of a group.
You're approaching this through a modern lens. early humans weren't performing they were just acting in unison.

>>149394122
also you're confusing masculine with primal, they are different words with different meanings

Lads, what went wrong?

>>149394122
>You're approaching this through a modern lens. early humans weren't performing they were just acting in unison.
You're probably right about this. I haven't studied much of singing from an anthropologist aspect but I read a lot of writings of antiquity and as far as the greeks are concerned (writings of Plato, Xenophon, Longinus, Epictetus) there is only mention of singers in a solo setting but dancing/pantomime was done in a group setting. Early indian tribes in America had theater where they would re-enact recent battles for the tribe which were also pantomime and one person singing/orating. In the Illiad of Homer the only singing I remember being mentioned is book 9 when the council of Phoenix, Telemonian Ajax and Ulysses visit Achilles to convince him to return to battle, and they enter his tent to find him playing the lute and singing war songs. There may also have been singing during Patroclus' funeral but I can't remember, I don't think their was though, at least in the Cowper translation which is the definitive English translation.

The Chinese antiquity is a different matter. The analects makes multiple and, in some books, frequent references to singing in a group, particularly from the Odes, or the Chinese book of poetry. Then again, their language essentially WAS singing. This is all I know on the matter. I don't doubt before some major battles warring tribes would chant in unison ehich eas likely intoned but sustained singing in unison is something different, maybe that would happen during the burial of a great war chief.

Of course this all also depends on what we define as tribal too.

hey putos dodgers #1 we the best they not like us SD is gay as shit

>>149394155
this is the guy coming for your land and your family's house btw. primal style!

>>149394155
Probably high carb, high sugar diet and an extremely sedentary lifestyle

sometime the mother fucker say play ball and i say ok where the beef but sometime the

>>149394155
not enough skulls on the top shelf

You guys were right, I do feel very primal after this

https://voca.ro/187fTWb4y5VH

>>149394190
sampling this

>>149394155
my toidies :(

Yep, it really is ‘toid hours

>https://youtu.be/om83ViYxu94?si=WCENkbW3wh3mCmB6

This gives me hope as a Chadres fan. Very funny of how much I complain about this middle lineup. (which still needs to be upgraded) I cope and hope with this.

>>149394336
Babe, come to bed already.

kek ‘toids kek

>>149394388
>scuba
kek scuba

Just took a huge cubs first thing this morning

>>149393822
DC is the gayest city in America. All these government faggots just fucking each other in the ass.

>St. Louis 8, Cubs 2

And that's a Redbird winner!

Do you take your coffee with cream or sugar?

BUGGets kek!!!

bring back physical tickets

>>149394763
BUGkees kek!

>>149394816
Rube Waddell mentioned

why are they allowed to make up attendance numbers?
>dodgers 50,231
averaging 90% of capacity and july 4th isnt sold out. its nonsense. real trends must be ugly
https://www.forbes.com/sites/maurybrown/2025/05/27/mlb-on-pace-for-third-straight-attendance-increase/

>>149394810
Oh wow

They call it a rivalry but I dont know why. Berdinals win.

>>149394816
these are the only stats that matter. everything else is cope
BA/OBP/SLG
HR/RBI

>>149394955
Who's your favorite WARlet?
For me it's Big Donkey

>>149394955
SIERA and xwOBAcon for me.

Ohtani hit a walk off grand slam against the Rays last year.

>>149394969
dave kingman is similarly undervalued.
236/302 /478 isnt great but theres no way 442 HR and 1210 RBI is only worth 17 wins over 16 seasons

>>149395102
Dave Kingman struck out a ton and was a nightmare in the field. That negates any advantage his home runs gave the team. There's a reason he bounced around the league.

I’m a US citizen and my parents are rich

I’m a Nip and just got off the cherry blossom plantation to feed my famery.

>>149395223
you are so out of your depth and element it's actually kinda sad.

Gm frens <(^-^<)

>>149395223
kek

July 7, 1987 – After Andre Dawson had homered in the first off San Diego Padres Starting Pitcher Eric Show, Show comes up and in on Dawson hitting him in the face, in his next at-bat in the 3rd inning, touching off a bench-clearing brawl at Wrigley.

>>149395312
An actual fight? Or a "bench clear"

>>149395196
thats why hes not in the hall of fame but it doesnt make WAR a good stat. for example carl crawford career WAR is 39. crawford was a better player but not 22 wins better.

>>149395312
>>149395442
There was legitimate intention to fight, the issue is that 20-30 guys are constantly trying to break up the fight at any moment during a benches clearing event. I mean, men were chased, swings were thrown, blood stained the green turf once again.

https://youtu.be/T71CjTqrHOA

Hot take: if you were good before roids you don’t deserve the flack (bonds)

Chase Burns debut tonight :D

>>149395852
we just gotta win for today

>>149395852
>tfw

Good morning /mlb/ my Yankees are fucking trash.

Let's all fuck this guy

>>149395852
I love seeing all the prospects come up to showcase their worth. Did the metsies win last night? I saw Soto got his 17th homerun.

>>149395947
Let’s keep it optimistic cobbeebro. At least we’re still leading the division and have the best run differential in the mlb. Hopefully we pick up some acquisitions by the deadline and get some injured players back.

We need these two back now more than ever

>>149396131
;~;

>>149396140
Damn, that would've been kino

Jooooooolioooooo had a good game yesterday too.

>>149396140
He joins a list of elite players to have played for both teams, tbqh.

Which players play for both teams?

>>149396268
I'm a Braves fan but I only like men

Butane took them for a RIDE! lmao

>>149396317
No wonder they had to get rid of devers

>>149396119
You’re right, there’s still things to remain optimistic about. Just tiring having to watch the team play absolute dogshit ball June-August every year.

>>149396140
>Be best offensive duo in the history of the game
>Leave to be a FAGGet kek

>>149396317
>6.29 ERA
>1.57 WHIP
holy shit I didn’t know it was that bad

>>149396348
>in the history of the game
retard

Red Sox took Kristian Campbell for a RIDE! only $60M lmao.

>>149396363
Being hyperbolic but they were amongst the best in the game.

>>149396368
Yea before the months on the calendar reached double digits

>>149396348
Can’t blame him tho. That’s all on Cashman for letting talent walk with their tradition and seniority bullshit.

>uhm actually we can’t give you a better contract than jusge because uh fudge poo poo jusge roid mutt poo October shit piss

gm

Starting the day off with a nice blue moon and a coffee

>>149396562
Alcohol is bad for you

Reds pitching prospect Chase Burns makes his first start tonight. He was dominating the minors, so no surprise he got called up.

I could see having drinks with dinner and a coffee after, but sipping on a coffee and a beer at the same time just seems retarded to me.

>>149396588
I’m still gonna drink it tho.

>>149396706
It seems like you are experiencing dysfunction and social isolation from drinking. You should do something better like going for a walk or talking about baseball with us. I’d be happy to talk baseball with you if you’d like?

(You) are Juan Soto. Do you:

A. Stay with a team you've been with for 1 season.
B. Play for another team in the same city, for more money, and roughly the same chance of getting another ring compared to Team A.

>>149396766
t. Steve Cohen

>>149395784
He's an absolute turbo faggot and will be a BUST. I'm friends with one of his old coaches from high school and the things I've heard about him as a person are insane. Like he's one of the worst and most awful entitled brats you could possibly imagine. That's why Tennessee told him to fuck off and go to the portal. I normally don't care about that kind of shit but he's such a dildo I hope for nothing but the worst for him.

pls drink responsibly, everyone

>>149396805
I was saying Boo-runs

GM frens

gm

>>149396805
>it@lian
darkaryancels…it’s over

Heck yeah, shirts!

u a bitxch!!!

no…NO!!!

Mariners will be winning today
Sorry twinsbros, you caught /us/ at a bad time

>>149396805
I hope he succeeds to make you seethe

no...NO!!!

You gotta be BEEPin me!!!

>>149396805
>high draft pick
>already in majors less than a year later
Yeah I’m thinking he’ll be a multiple time all star and you’ll seethe. You must be a Cleveland fan regretting drafting that Aussie bust #1 lol

>>149396562
>starting the day with beer
Day drinking makes me sleepy

Will the angels retire his jersey number?

>>149397002
Sleeping is bad for you

>>149397002
That’s why you drink coffee with it

>>149397015
Coffee is bad for you

>>149397015
Got me thinking about lunch beers now anon

I may not always agree with him but he has a point though

>>149397118
kek

>>149397118
He got Pete Rose inducted into the HoF.

rise and shine mariners nation!

>>149397187
He’s not inducted yet just the lifetime ban was lifted. BBWchads gotta vote.

>>149396588
Posting "_____ is bad for you" on /mlb/ is bad for you.

>>149397203
>baseball writers
>writers
Why is baseball scripted like the WWE?

>>149397118
kek mets fan here saving this thanks anon

Padres bros... what is going on with our beloved Padres?!?!?

>>149397242
winning is bad for you

>>149397203
This stupid shit eating face pisses me off so much. I fucking hate these cunts.

>>149397280
t. Barry Bonds

>>149397280
Monitoring this post

Thoughts /mlb/?

>>149397308
His smug aura mocks me

>>149397242
they're right on par as the frauds that they are

>>149397308
Inferior

>>149397242
got too cocky

Faggot

>>149397308
I think I don’t like dogs

>>149397441
Quit being a Bravesphobe

>>149397308
Thanks for the contribution doyerpacos
A million upvotes

>>149397280
frog website

recker MINDFUCKED manoah

How many PWHL fans/players/coaches are on /hoc/?

Whatever happened to Manoah? He’s still on the IL for being fat?

>>149397524
ser this is /mlb/

>>149397537
>Whatever happened to Manoah? He’s still on the IL for being fat?

Recker mindfucked his career

Doyers play today

>>149396140
does judge even speak spanish? or go to church?
the mets are latinos and christians and christian latinos

>>149397539
this is /mlb/

>>149397576
who cares?

Who says no?

>>149397643
Mets ain’t spending any more on payroll.

>>149397610
This is /mlb/

>>149397680
slop

>>149396835
gm

>>149397690
Big dogs gotta eat

I need a man...

>>149397308
>An angel of happiness that descends on the sacred mound. It’s said that he lands along with his partner in order to perform a special ritual known as the Ceremonial First Pitch.
>After charming everyone with its elegant coat of fur and its cute appearance, he finishes the ritual with a high five.
Based

Dodger fags woke up again.

>>149397734
sup hermano

>>149397734
wuz poppin b

>>149397734
I think every fly ball is a home run, ese!

>>149397714
why are people obsessed with this dog

>>149397506
The fuck you say to me you little shit

>>149397773
Let’s roll homie!

>>149397785
it's the 6th inning already?

>>149397783
America hates Ohtani

>>149397795
lel

>>149397795
But I just arrived last inning, hombre...

>>149397774
Because he's the pet of the biggest athlete from Asia since Suzuki

smelly > stankees

>>149397815
Soto is better

>>149397840
Now you gone and done it

Patiently waiting for baybawl
https://youtu.be/qkcu2aEcgXU

why doesn’t judge just hit in october?

my jints are gonna get my hopes up before cruelly kicking me in the nuts

>>149397893
If my team loses again it’ll probably be my last day on earth and lll leave it at that

lol

>>149397950
I'd advise against that friend

>>149397950
it's not worth it, bro

>>149397957
For me, it's this angle of the dugout

stankees kek

>>149397991
kek

For me, it’s the doyer IL.

>>149397670
Kek

What happened in game 1 of the World Series?

>>149398159
Nestor fucked my ass is what happened.

gm mariners nation

What games are you keeping tabs on today?
>A's @ Tigers
Tigers win today, they get to 50 first
>Braves @ Mets
Mest skid needs to be documented, single handedly reviving the Braves season
>Cubs @ Cardinals
Cards can close the distance in the division if they sweep
>Phillies @ Astros
Should just be good baseball

>>149393652
I let a lot of goldenrod grow in my garden and I have lightning bugs again :)

>>149398159
The Yankees lost but absolutely not due to a boneheaded decision by our manager.

>>149398278
>tigers win today

>>149398159
I know a guy who did a pretty good summary
https://youtu.be/WYSosH7mhLw

>>149397950
holy shit this guy's an astronaut

>>149398292
Sorry for being cocky about it, new Tigers fan here.

>Eugenio Suarez Hand HBP
>Josh Naylor Shoulder
>Corbin Carroll Hand HBP
>Gabriel Moreno Hand HBP/MLB Incompetence
>Tommy Henry TJ
>AJ Puk TJ
>Justin Martinez TJ
>Cristian Mena TJ
>Corbin Burnes TJ /Manager Incompetence
>Jordan Montgomery TJ
>Zac Gallen Straight Ass

>>149393347
who copied who? the dodgers started using it in the early 80s when koalas arrived at the la zoo.

>>149398344
what happened to snek

Why are first basemen fat oafs or tal giants?

>>149398344
the coil on that snake doesn't make sense

>>149398238
gm
>>149398278
Other than the m's I am monitoring
>Jays @ Indians
I am hoping for results to make the yankees sweat
>Phils @ stros
For the same reason and I need the astros to lose some ballgames
>DoggieDoos @ da Rox
CHAOSBALL is perhaps assured
>Boston @ Halos
Post Devers red sox vs. Trout was fun last night and I expect will be fun tonight too

>>149393347
ADMIT YOUR MISTAKE YOSHI

>>149398344
Give Suarez to my Yankees please.

>>149398449
M's called dibs first

>>149398449
That wouldn't be very nice.

People (me) were quick to forget how good acuna is

>>149398488
Him going 40/70 is more impressive to me than 50/50 desu

Too bad the barves hate him

cats > dogs

>>149398627
log off

>>149398627
don't homosexuals say this

>>149398627
Cats = dogs
They both suck

>>149398627
I've got shitposts for that too

>>149398627
go braves btw

>>149398627
Nice bait faggot.

>>149398627
Cats = dogs
They both are pretty based

>>149398627
Chop on, brutha!

Dick > Pussy

bros I found multiple bags of gummy bears in my pantry that say best by 2020 and 2021

fortune favors the bold so here I go

L.A. Beast drank 116 year old coca cola so I think you'll be alright

Montas is coming

>>149398647
t. Psychopath

first bag had a slightly stale smell and all the candies were clumped together, but they taste fine. if anything they might have just lost a little sweetness.

I'm enjoying my covid-era treats! have a nice day everyone

>>149398627
beta male answer

Ointment status?

>>149398687
this anon is gonna be taking one BIG ass poodre in a minute here

>>149398684
Chop on, brutha!

Why did Colonel Sanders give KFC to Pepsi?

>>149398814
Great frog my friend.

ITT: onions

when is baseball tho

>>149398854
Paco o'clock

>>149398856
that doesn't make any sense

>>149398862
sorry I'm female btw

>>149398870
I don't believe you. post penis.

>>149398852
Grilled onions pair well with beef desu

I'm a girl

im peak onions

nu
>>149398869
>>149398869
>>149398869

thinkin bout bass...ball

>>149398902
early nu?

>>149398909
yes.

>>149398909
Nu should be made anywhere from 490-505 posts in

500

>>149399061
and one for good measure

riding this to 512 like our forefathers intended