news- zoomers dont drink anymore

https://x.com/ClutchPoints/status/1937236367240757347

old >>149385435

You ran when it came. Belt was applied. I won.

no Jrue slander will be tolerated

shit like this needs to stop. glad KD called his as out for this.

>>149393212 (OP)
we zoomers are getting rid of all the bad shit that millennials were to afraid to get rid of. we dont give a shit anymore

yung chedda cheese got aura

>>149393248
you guys need to start having babies though

>>149393229
one of three players with multiple rings this decade.

>>149393212 (OP)
>another tradition killed by zoomers
based or cringe?

>>149393269
based
better start bringing the weed brownies and gummies. Fuck it get that diddy powder too

>>149393269
Boomers fucked us over and are about send us to war right before they die. why should we go out of our way to uphold the stuff they valued and di?

>>149393240
kd did ruin his legacy and we all knew he did it the second he left. we knew GSW would win multiple rings, they did. it meant nothing and it means nothing now.

as explained in previous thread >>149393234 they didn't need Kevin Durant, they just need Kevin Durant off any team they were going to be playing. OKC, SA, Boston, wherever he could have possibly gone would have been a chance against dubs, but since they had him, they could have literally benched him and still won. it means nothing.

the fact they won with harrison barnes in his position before him, then with andrew wiggins means kd's "legacy" means as much as those players.

if OKC winning if they bench SGA? Jdub? even Caruso, Dort, or Chet? nope.

>>149393269
The future of sports. A soulless pseudo-expansion team who couldn't get it done with a likeable big three decided to trade in a decade of losing years for a bunch of zoomer mercenaries and outcast vets winning the first championship for a literal ghost town. Bennett is about to build the American Burj Khalifa in Oklahoma and wanted to make sure he and Shai properly ruined the sport of basketball in his quest to destroy the country.

What's Portland going to do with Jrue?

>>149393316
based malone

erm, boys???

>>149393333
WHO

>>149393333
go watch a weeks worth wnba. You will see why he said hoops are over. Legit mid-tier high school level of play and that's being generous

>>149393229
Nuggets should trade for him :)

>>149393333
she's literally rage baiting for a elon check

>>149393226
>ignores posts pointing out that his goal was to defeat luka, which he never did
>he even changed the image from mavs luka to lakers luka
>he was wrong and he can never have his total victory, only his hollow scott foster assisted ring, still holding that L from luka, which he'll hold for another year
tragic

Cryami ruined to trade for Beal

>>149393357
>>ignores posts pointing out that his goal was to defeat luka, which he never did
whos fault was that? I said I wanted to meet Luka in the WCF so the belt could be applied. But he ducked by losing.
>>149393226
I won.

>>149393333
>play with a smaller ball (because they have smaller hands)
>play with a shorter 3 point line (because they aren't as strong)
>play with the same 10 foot rim

fucking idiotic. if they let them play on an 8', maybe 8'6'' rim, so that MOST of the players could dunk just like the nba, it would be WAY more entertaining. leaving the rims at 10', but giving them a smaller ball and a shorter 3 pt is just fucking cruel lmao.

>>149393368
>okc totally would've won if they played
cope
1 more year of holding an L

>>149393375
hold the championship we just won, while luka sits at home drinking beer
>>149393226
I won.

>>149393357
he did beat luka. luka lost in the 1st round as a 3 seed.

SGA won a championship and Finals MVP. if i challenge you to a fight, and you fucking die on the way, i win.

BAWBluka got bounced round 1. Blunderdemon won that before it even started.

cryami rumored to trade for bradely beal

Genuinely don't believe there's real OKC fans in this world

>>149393395
>skitz went from giannis, to dame, to KD, to Beal
HAHAHAHAHAH

>>149393379
>>149393385
>nooo kakrot got killed by cell and i didn't that means i won i don't need to fight kakarot...

>>149393402
there's a lot of OKC fans in places that dont have an NBA team since they are a pseudo expansion franchise that did very well when they 1st started off and had 3 of the best players in NBA history on the roster.

I live in Buffalo and I know lots of Thunder fans.

>>149393413
>there's a lot of OKC fans in places that dont have an NBA team since they are a pseudo expansion franchise that did very well when they 1st started off and had 3 of the best players in NBA history on the roster.

Yeah, that's kind of what I figured. They're the kind of cute little adopt a team that international fans love too because none of the players are associated with the state or have any real legacy. Real blank late niggers

>I live in Buffalo and I know lots of Thunder fans.

lmao, makes sense. Knicks is for the city and for losers

>>149393408
>you won the championship so but you didnt beat me so I won despite losing in the first round
doesnt make sense, bawb
>>149393226
I won.

>>149393437
>won an *

>>149393437
this is the worst gimmick i've ever seen on 4chan lol

>>149393440
the sad part is, the thunder winning that * means hes gonna spam that for an entire year.

>>149393437
>you won the championship so but you didnt beat me so you continue to hold the L you so desperately want revenge for
exactly
>nooo my goal was never beat luka it was always win rang
copius maximus

>>149393434
>okc are the modern day warriors
its grim out here folks

>>149393455
my goal was to win a ring (not like luka fans would understand anything about that kek) but I digress. It would have been nice to apply belt to luka on the way (we would have) but since he got bounced round 1 that couldn't happen, not our fault. he ducked
>>149393226
I won.

she was in my dreams last night. wonder if it will happen again.

>>149393402
oh yeah?
https://i.imgur.com/iang6jf.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/NfBTGEt.png

https://i.imgur.com/NObw6hD.png

https://i.imgur.com/DBGLmiT.png

https://i.imgur.com/cz9CvjV.png

https://i.imgur.com/Cl4Xu78.gif

how do you explain THIS?

>>149393502
IM NOT CLICKING YOUR IP GRABBER

>>149393502
i'm not clicking any of that shit buddy

>>149393408
unironically true, vegeta was a retard with a short man complex. goku literally didn't even think of him.

>>149393502
not clicking any of those links, faggot

>>149393413
everyone legit loved the KD/Russ/Harden teams and lets be real, if Knicks had beat the Pacers then everyone would have been cheering for OKC to win and none of the retarded current narratives would matter.

>>149393357
>luka
stopped reading right there, ant owns fupa donshit

>>149393502
your not getting my ip you dumb faggot

>>149393502
your not getting my ip you dumb faggot

with this OKC ring Sam Hinkie has solidified himself as the most influential figure in non-player basketball figure since the turn of the century and it's not even remotely fucking close, you might have to go back to the 80s to find another person more influential.

with this OKC ring Sam Hinkie has solidified himself as the most influential non-player basketball figure since the turn of the century and it's not even remotely fucking close, you might have to go back to the 80s to find another person more influential.

>>149393521
Ant beat a team without a center only to get crushed by ogaysee lmao

>>149393402
there are countless trolls who dont stand for anything
>>149393461
whats more useful, the championship Warriors refs or this years Thunder refs?

>>149393521
ant got his lick back
but sgay didn't
and can't for another year

>>149393556
instead he got a ring and and a FMVP
>>149393226
I won.

>>149393299
>they could have literally benched him and still won.
only thing i agree with. youre still a literal retard

also
>they just need Kevin Durant off any team they were going to be playing.
lmao no. I seriously do not understand this weird fucking mentally ill revisionist history about the warriors. it DOESNT fucking matter your competition, you dont win that many finals and not be a dominant team

nobody talks like this about the 80s magic lakers even though they played in one of THE WEAKEST conferences of ALL TIME. During their streak of dominance.

anyway. picrel. the 2016 playoffs 3-1 was a fluke coming off a curry injury where klay needed to figure out that hed have to step up to compensate for curry being injured. too bad he is truly the second fiddle and couldn't put on that performance in the actual finals, but respect to klay always.

>149393607
>you dont win that many finals and not be a dominant team
let me add a caveat to that. you dont wint that many championships against EQUALLY CONSISTENT DOMINANT OPPONENTS LIKE THE BOSTON CELTICS OR CAVS without being a dominant team.

inb4 some retard tries to remove the asteriks from the 2025 thunder team even though they faced a pacers team with the 11th rated defense and one of the luckiest runs in playoff history

the whole 2020s is some garbage as 70s era type ball, zero competition. no dominance to threaten anything.

So what is Portland cookin' up? Are they going to seriously try and compete for a play-in spot this season?

>>149393663
wouldnt be surprised if it was swinging Jrue to somebody they believe is desperate. good luck there. you need a Draymond type to beat Ayton into becoming serviceable, not a good guy vet like Jrue.

>>149393673
>>149393663
I could honestly see both. Portland are very nearly playoff caliber especially with Phoenix, New Orleans and Sacramento having to go through mini/full rebuild mode and some of the west looking way worse after these playoffs. Portland is young and have some real explosive talent, but I also bet that you could trade Jrue around in the west for even better assets if you're the Blazers. Especially to any of the number of contenders who actually want an elite 3&D.

I'd kill to have him on the Nuggets but I don't see any way of us swinging that considering we have almost nothing of use to Portland.

>>149393663
they want a vet and they have the money since most of the guys they're invested in are on rookie deals. It's a "culture" move

pretty clear smellshits are just rehashing all the arguments used against them and applying it towards this OKC ring, just like they did with marcus fart winning a DPOY using the Ben Simmons argument as to why a guard should win

The end of the Finals was fucking depressing. It would have been one thing if the Pacers had lost at full strength. But Hali going down like that made the entire fucking postseason seem pointless. It was like one big prank, and the Thunder winning after all that was the final pie in the face.

>>149393805
>it was inceltic!
Lol this * is turning you into weapskitz

>>149393808
That's just the way the cookie crumbles sometimes

>>149393808
Adam Silver got exactly what he wanted. Used the refs to force a 7 game series with a clear villain vs hero dynamic. The desperation of good people to see such an obviously villainous team like the Thunder lose brought him the ratings he wanted and ultimately he got a new face of the league regardless of who wins. So instead of a clutch time magician in Hali, we now have to pretend like Oklahomo's zestiest young buck is actually the league's best and brightest despite having the ref union behind him.

Truly the death of the NBA product and a dark shadow across the face of the earth.

>>149393723
>I'd kill to have him on the Nuggets but I don't see any way of us swinging that considering we have almost nothing of use to Portland.
Jrue and Grant (again) would be perfect on the Nuggets, a MPJ and Grant swap is possible no? Salary wise I want to say they're similar. MPJ is a disaster on the Nuggets. Someone like Bruce Brown or KCP were perfect because Jokic wants guys who can splash 3's in the halfcourt, D up, and run with him. Porter is pedestrian on D and is bad on the break. All he can really do is stand in the corner. One of the worst contracts ever given out. His contract is holding Denver hostage. I think you'll see him gone before the season starts.

I'm the gayest faggot in the league.

>>149393240
damn, rip mj

>>149393846
ant...

>>149393844
I think if Portland told the Nugs, Jrue and Jeremi for MPJ, Peyton (insert other reasonably good rookie besides Christian Braun) and the 2031 FRP, they probably bite. We desperately need more intelligent gritty players who can consistently shoot and defend than we need players like MPJ who can give you insane stat-lines but don't do enough off ball to effect the game. MPJ would probably honestly thrive on the Blazers where he can just chuck the ball without consequence and work on his all around game because right now, with the world watching Jokic's supporting cast, it's becoming really obvious where Mike's deficiencies are. Similarly, it becomes really easy to gameplan the Nuggets right now because if you play Mike hard enough he shrinks and we don't have someone like Shaedon to make something out of nothing.

If it's just MPJ for Grant straight up, I'm not sure the Nugs pull the trigger. Right now there's a lot of hesitation among fans on whether the front office/owners are willing to make big moves this year.

>One of the worst contracts ever given out. His contract is holding Denver hostage.

Not even a question. Tim took a risk on MPJ and it paid off in 2023, but Booth fucked up not moving him when he was at his most valuable.

Will Pat Riley ever do something?

>>149393881
I really hope they dont have to trade Braun. Shame saric took his player option so that cap is getting really tight with Murray's huge contract

>>149393881
Yeah the MPJ contract was right after his 19 ppg season and the expectation was from there he would blossum into an All-star but he has honestly regressed alightly from that form, that year eas his career high in most statistics

>>149393902
He's a literal cripple with those back injuries and foot drop. Nuggets front office was really smoking crack and hopium after 2023 with these contracts

>>149393896
The ways in which Booth fucked this team with bad choices is almost comical.

>sign Saric to a multi-year with a player option
>don't resign KCP using MLE that you eventually give to Saric
>trade Reggie Jackson forcibly by attaching multiple 2RP
>trade up in the draft with the last of our 2RP/1RP
>resign Jamal to huge contract despite his continued frustrations with the team
>get in pissing contest with Malone despite creating a multi-year strategy that required head coach to properly develop your draft picks
>use low second round draft picks to shore up glaring holes in your team

I gotta imagine that the new FO will realize how beloved Aaron Gordon and Braun are and figure out how to trim the fat to keep them around. Otherwise, when Jokic's extension comes up and he doesn't see anyone he wants to play with, I think there's a genuine chance he isn't interested

>>149393908
Yeah watching him play is like watching a guy trying not to get injured. AD gives off a similar vibe.

>>149393333
>Girl saying dude
Gross

>>149393663
>what's portland cooking
nothing for the past 30 years

>>149393917
His biggest sin (other than the MPJ contract) is pissing away all those picks, I get you need them to make things move sometimes but he literally gutted them of assets for fuck all return lmao. This coming from a team that got jokic from a 2nd rounder too is just so retarded. MyGM player with a job.

Also the Murray contract is really bad but he's still living off aura/rep from his insane 2023 run and hope he can return to that

>>149393333
as long as Sophie, Lexie, Paige, Sonia, Cameron, Hailey, Bridget, Karlie are playing Im watching

>>149393917
>Otherwise, when Jokic's extension comes up and he doesn't see anyone he wants to play with
The only reason Saric was signed, and Cancar and DJ are still on the roster is because Jokic likes them. He'd never enter free agency when Nuggets bend over backwards for him, he's as whipped as Giannis.

>>149393949
Saric actually looked like a good player on the Suns but agreed DJ shouldn't be on the roster unless he's literally giving pregame blowjobs

Get TJ some real teammates. Halibuston and Siakek failed him.

>BITCH ASS N-ACK

>>149393940
>Also the Murray contract is really bad but he's still living off aura/rep from his insane 2023 run and hope he can return to that

Yeah, he keeps showing flashes so I think we might get a more consistently good Jamal this season.

>>149393949
It's true that Vlatko/DJ/Saric are really only on the roster to make Jok feel more at home. But fuck me, Booth should have took a swing at getting an actual Serb with talent like Bogie on the roster- someone that would actually help lift the team instead of just be able to shoot the shit with Jok on the bench.

Fuck it, just make the Denver Nuggets the current Team Serbia. I'll cheer for them all the same

Pacers fans karma literally killed Hali's achilles

>>149393983
>Booth should have took a swing at getting an actual Serb with talent like Bogie on the roster
Would've been fine in 2024, but he looked beyond washed this year. He couldn't even hit open 3s in that Nugget series.

>>149393983
Beginning to think that was his life playoffs and in reality he's just a low iq chucker. Watching him dribble the ball for 15 seconds each possession makes me want to blow my head off

Halibum slamming the floor with his fist was crazy. My estimation of him as a man just plummeted. All aura gone. And then writing a 10000 word thesis statement after. Yep. He’s corny. Bum. Never falling for his aura farming again.

>>149394005
He's back to being a voice cracking podcast bum

>>149394028
>>149394005
You niggas would've called MJ sobbing on the floor on father's day corny

>>149393988
I always knew they made a deal with the devil
luckily thunderchads made a deal with the jew

>>149394035
Bro MJ is the aura/NBA GOAT and his father was killed in cold blood. Big difference

>>149394035
That was corny. Hali getting injured like that at 25 despite being a pass first point guard is ridiculous. His body couldn't handle all of those spinning passes

>>149394035
That’s different, he was feeling immense grief due to killing his father by his gambling debts

>>149394035
That was after he got the job done

It's time BAWG bros. lets get this rang.

>angel queef with a .231 record
why are BABGs so pathetic when BABBs dominate the nba?

starting to think the indiana medical team is fucking awful.
>hali achilles tear at 25
>paul georges leg broke in half straight down the middle
>danny granger exploding knees
>oladipo quads exploding
whatever those retards down there are doing is doing damage to players
fire everyone

>>149394201
>>paul georges leg broke in half straight down the middle
brah that was just a freak accident.

>>149394201
It's just the game itself now man it's playing twister at 30 miles an hour for 30-48 minutes depending on how good you are
I really think it's low top shoes not guarding your ankles well and therefore letting these types of injuries be more prevalent

>>149388394
i was shitposting when i was broke. im still shitposting no even though i got a little bit of money. same thing.

>>149393947
simp

>>149393333
>WNBA is on all summer

Bring back the BAWB shoes. Aint no player even heard of an acl back in them days. They dont have the support that lets u play recklessly like the new shoes got. These shoes would have Temetrius playing sensible an shit like Jokic. these new shoes are enablers of foolish behaviour. Bring back the BAWB shoes i say

>>149394297
This was Wilt’s toughest competition

>>149394364
and still more rings than jokic!

Im a blazers fan but why are we so delusional

>>149394377
Lame Time did a number on yall psyches.

>>149394377
Hello jew, let's see how the west compares next year

>Mavericks
Day to davis and Cryrie ACKving being out doesn't offset them lucking into Flagg, it will be a gap year for them
>Nuggets
Jokic is god but the rest of the team is sucking harder by the day
>Warriors
Curry and draymong are old enough to be your grandpa, their time is up
>Rockets
Ok they'll be pretty good with a shit ton of high tier wings to throw around
>Clippers
They're decent but stuck in purgatory, not going far without some crazy luck
>Lakers
LeSkeleton's last year with a statpadder roster, will make the playoffs and flame out
>Grizzlies
Gap year after trading Bane, a pretty big guy 4u.
>Timberwolves
Still good but compromised with gobear
>Pelicans
Zionist Williamson won't be able to resist ox tails to help his team for shit
>Thunder
They'll be elite until contract time arrives in two years
>Suns
Come on now
>Kings
Going absolutely nowhere fast
>Spurs
If Wemby can stay healthy they will take a huge jump this season
>Jazz
Will be rebuilding for the next 4 years

In all, Blazers are likely to be better than at least 7-8 teams in the west and probably finish 6-10

Retards always disrespect kendrick perkins when boston won the title with perk locking everyone down and they lost a game 7 to kobrick cause he was out and injured

>>149394039
Someone on /pol/ literally cursed Israel the other day

We'll see what happens

>>149393333
Who is HANA? What the fuck happened to Mevvers? How did she get washed so quick when she's Indian?

it genuinely feels like the Celtics fleece everyone in every trade how is that possible

>>149394615
ydym they only got two seconds for Jrue

Hardenbros not like this

>>149394615
The league rules are designed for major markets to thrive. The only major market franchise that fails to take advantage of what Silver does for them is the Knicks.

shocked theres no jalen in this years draft

>>149394770
Black people are going for more traditional names like Dylan.

>>149394689
He don't got babysitting duties

>>149394777
Is that what Dillon is? Makes so much sense, he definitely looks like a Dylan

>>149394770
Just a nigga named ace

>>149393663
Ehm, Boston bros what the fuck do we want with Simmons. Can we even flip this guy later down the road for assets? Whats the value for scrawny twink PG's today?

>>149394377
Portland Trail Blazers? More like Portland Celtics' Retirement-Home! Ehhhhe LMFAO

>>149394689
Lmao Harden’s nephew got molested

>>149395077
Fun fact, if a coin flip had landed on the other head, Portland would be called Boston, Oregon

>>149393840
>ultimately he got a new face of the league
no one is making shai the face of the league lmfao everyone hates that fraudulent big lipped faggot

>>149395059
We got Ben Simmons!

>>149395220
Silver needed a villain team after good guy teams like Jokic and Giannis, watch as the Lakers and Luka get pushed as the heroes

Taking a loose Lonzo

Honestly Carslioe could have won game seven had he run some plays for Siakam in the third. I don’t undersstand why the fuck did tj McConnell took like 15 shots in the third. It’s retarded. I get it none had the balls, but you have to try something else than put your hopes on a dellavedova type of player to win you a a game 7.

Chet already has something Wemby never will

>>149395732
Carlisle is racist. He doesn't want dark skin Africans to steal the spotlight from bawbs.

>>149395865
All white boys are like this, look at Pat Riley and bitch ass Herro, that’s why they shouldnt be in the front office or really in the league at all

Can’t decide if Knicks or Westbrick fans are bigger losers for celebration this OKC title

>>149396111
Knicks fans, a lot of brick fans followed him from OKC originally

>>149396111
Brodie fans overlap huge with OKC no?

>>149395732
TJ was singlehandedly keeping them in the game, though you are right. The moment OKC started doubling him, Carlisle should've benched him and put Siakam back in

>me at the parade this morning

>>149396378
im already a bloody mary and a margarita in

>Gilbert Arenas says no one cares about small-market finals

>“Let’s just be honest. When it comes to small-market teams, we don’t remember much about them. We don’t really talk about the Toronto championship, we don’t talk about the Bucks-Giannis championship. With this one, the only memorable thing was the Hali game-winner in Game 1. Other than that, there was nothing really in this Finals that makes you say, ‘Oh my god, this was the great Finals.'”

>#14 Flagler was first to be introduced in celebration followed immediately by #88 Ducas
oy vey they can't keep getting away with this

>>149396489
Hibachi spitting facts as always

parade live thundies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQJH2GJgqVk

NICK COLLISON SPOTTED

>Daniel afford signed a 3 year/$60 million extension

Another role player taken off the trade market.

Damn I didn't think AWiggs was this big of a hype man

>>149393673
>Ayton
they have clingan

>>149396489
this was the best finals of the 20s, arenas just mad he's never been in one

>>149396646
Between Gafford, Lively, AD, and Flagg they can always have two bigs on the floor

wait so are these the real speeches? I thought they do speeches during the parade with the people on the streets

My legacy is in tatters....

>>149396737
its okay embiid, most don't have a good legacy

>>149394035

>>149396737
KD...

>>149396489
We always talk about the Toronto championship, especially when it comes to the Raptors roleplayers that run through league now

My GOATS got the flag :)

>The Philadelphia 76ers are trading the 3rd overall Pick to the Washington Wizards for the 6th overall Pick and the 18th.

boston's championship was even weaker

>>149396838
If you ever post some shit like this again I'll fly to bongland just to break your god damn thumbs, you hear me faggot?

>>149396489
SGA is about the most boring scoring champ ever, no fast break reverse 360 jams, no 40' 3s, he gets a bunch of assists but they're never the surprising no-look or touch pass types. Its all just 14' jumpers and FTs. its like watching a high school kid practice fundamentals. His highlight reel could be used as a sedative.

>>149396870
?

>>149396838
will maluach really fall that low?

>>149396705
palming

>>149396838
How come they don't want Vagina Edgecombe?

I will not be gaslighted by Magic fans about their new font it still looks shit. The OG will forever be the GOAT :)

>>149396919
No, wizards will take him because Sarr doesn't want to play C

Sixers are gonna take Ace

>>149393413
My brother has unironically been a Thunder fan since they just moved from Seattle, and we live in Laker territory. So you’re absolutely right. A lot of random kids gravitated towards the Thunder in the 08-12 range

>>149394647
im a really fan of Simons game that dude gonna thrive in boston

>>149396631

>>149393663
Blazers have been busy building a “basketball” relationship with the Blazers. Ever since the original Dame trade, they’ve had a vendetta against the Bucks for poaching Dame, so they’ve been quick to help the Celtics. Jazz & T’Wolves have also historically been allies of the Celtics

>>149396838
A month or so ago everyone was putting KKK Nipple at like 10th or so, how come he moved up so much?

i really, really want ace bailey to fall down and bust out of the league quickly

>>149397018
It's just smoke he's not going before Ace and Tre

>>149397018
He didn't move up so much as others like Ace, Tre Johnson, and Queen fell

>>149393607
>>149393622
>these were never addressed because theyre too objectively undeniable and /sp/ is a circlejerk of clans

They also weren't mixed race lightskins. Thus is exactly what jews want. To weaken men. Race mixing ruins men.

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54.) Kobe Sanders
55.) Noah Penda
56.) Tamar Bates
57.) Lachlan Olbrich
58.) Jevon Small
59.) RJ Luis Jr.
60.) Vladislav Goldin

>Teyana Taylor and Iman Shumpert's divorce is finalized. Teyana is receiving four houses worth over $10M, a seven-figure payout, and luxury vehicles, including a $300K Maybach, $70K Mercedes Sprinter, and a tour bus. She also retains full ownership of her companies. Iman must pay $8K/month in child support and cover their children's private school tuition.

>“Remember that time I was the #1 pick??!”

Who does this kind of shit? What a ducmimg narcissist. Remember how we had a whole 2nd day last year for the draft just to anoint Bronny??

>>149397155
get down girl go head get down

>>149397155
>women

>>149397155
yassssssss queen slay

>>149397155
My mom tried to drain my dad of everything when she left him (like 20 years ago). On top of the fact that she was covering up a massive affair, and wanted full custody with only supervised visitations. My dad was so cucked, he still wanted her back and make the family work. Anyways enough of the blogpost. Point is, don’t get married boys. Especially if you’ve got NBA money

>>149397194
marriage is cool when you have someone whos been with you since day 1 and agrees to a prenup

>>149393212 (OP)
Mickey Mouse league

>>149397202
Marriage is not “cool”. It’s a rotting institution that has aged out or relevance. They (Women) are gonna milk us for our Semen, and that’s about it.

>>149393226
Who ran? You posted this same photo and statement for months and no one ever replied to it that I saw. Also the Thunder and Lakers never even played eachother in the 'offs. I don't get it.

>>149397236
>gonna milk us for our Semen
don't threaten me with a good time

>>149397236
It's a religious institution that is only rotting because we have taken it out of it's natural, religious association. We have taken it out of it's natural environment. It's like taking a beautiful rose bush and planting it in the desert.

>>149396084
....you don't think... did they....?

>>149394083
After David Stern got the job done*

Why didn’t Luka just do this last year?

>>149397236
you are corny

>>149397236
incel

1980-2023: 1 torn achilles in playoffs
…
2024-2025: 5 torn achilles in playoffs

what is causing this? Seriously its scary now. even happening in football too. is it microplastics? low T? bad calf exercises?

>>149397319
sissy weak gene mulattos

>>149397319
I honestly wonder this too, I think it may have to do with players not being as fit as they used to be. Any photo of a player from the 80's or 90's and then today and you see a strong, vascular chad. Only guys I can think of who fit that bill are Jimmy Butler and Jalen Duren. Notice Lillard, Tatum and Haliburton are all not very strong guys. Neither was Durant.

>>149397319
Simple. Just don’t wear number ‘0’

>>149397319
It's race mixing. It's finally starting to catch up with society. Humans weren't meant to interbreed with Africans.

>>149397396
coby whitebros... we CANNOT reach the playoffs

>>149397403
Why have Mahomes and Curry been laregely immune to injuries?

>>149397396
>don’t wear number ‘0’
in the east, Braun still safe so far

>>149397396
>double zeros don’t count

At least Mathurin should be safe.

>>149397413
curry is white retart

>>149397413
>curry
>immune to injuries

>>149397413
Curry has had ankle issues for much of his career. And the exception doesn't change the common.

>>149397319
its soi diet and also not having some weight to these athletes. such low bodyfat % is bad for your tendons.

No one thought Shai would be an MVP caliber player, and no one could’ve predicted Chet and JDub, or guys like Cason and Wiggins being winning players so quickly. Historically we should be about where Houston is right now, it was just a perfect storm of fast development throughout the roster that hasn’t really been seen before

One of the most complete seasons ever.

>>149397517
>669 fta

>>149397517
Gaytum could never

>>149397303
He did objectively better actually on every metric, just 1.1 points less. And thats largely because his serues didnt go to game 7 like Shai Gilgeous Fraudexander did against the fucking Indiana Pacers.

Just proof that Luka had to do more with less. Also wasnt he also apprently injured while putting up these stats? Crazy. I dont care for stat padders anyway because if youre intelligent youll actually realize and understand that most of the time somebody wins a championship, their stats go down, or are lower than their other relative seasons. But its just to hammer home that shallowness of the league currently. No sauce. No exceptionalism. Just boring hollow "have a big and every player be 2 way!" gameplan.

>>149397319
its the new medications they give nu-/NBA/ players to deal with pain and inflammation.

Who won the jrue - simons trade?

>>149397534
Hes such a faggot lmao

>>149397543
Adam silver

>>149397543
celtics obviously

>>149397536
if tatum went 8-27 game 7 and won finals MVP you guys would be shitposting off cooldown about it

>>149397491
>>149397493
He had Ankle injuries his 3rd year and hasn't had them since. He broke his hand on a freak accident in 2019 and that's really been it. Yes he was hurt this playoffs but that has been more from the fact he's 37 years old than ever being injury prone before. Can't believe some of the absolutely braindead takes ya'll have

>>149397570
Gaytums average shooting game is 8/27. Difference is Shai got here playing healthy teams.

>>149397266
Not sex ya coomer. Like they will literally have government programs that force males sen samples. single women can basically go shopping for a baby with any “genetic” partner they see fit. There is literally no use for “new” Men anymore once there are enough samples to freeze. It’s not even a bad thing really, because imagine the basketball players that can be essentially bio-engineered.
>>149397267
Love is pure. Love has nothing to do directly with marriage. Marriage is an institution that makes a mockery of love

>>149397570
That’s different

>>149397538
Didn't Luka has much lower efficiency? I can't remember. In any case Kyrie let the Mavs down that Finals, not Luka

>>149397583
>Love is pure. Love has nothing to do directly with marriage
Define love. I'd argue the opposite: love between men and women if perfectly encapsulated in marraige. Marraige also isn't an institution solely: it's a natural reality between men and women and the institution testifies to it and protects it. The reality comes first and before the institution.

>>149397504
fighting for first seed last year really put some confidence in a lot of them I think, they could've gotten second or third back then just like Houston right now. still, second youngest winner is crazy to think about

>>149397570
>Boxscore watcher
Many such cases

>>149397517
Also a father. #onGod

according to windy kd kept rejecting trades until his value fell so low he could be traded for a weak return. is he based or cringe for this

>>149397586
>Didn't Luka has much lower efficiency?
Lol. Retard.
>In any case Kyrie let the Mavs down that Finals, not Luka
Yes i dont need you to repeat the entire fucking point i just made retard. SGA got carried by a boring shitty good team

>>149397583
>imagine the basketball players that can be essentially bio-engineered.
wasn't that what they did with Yao Ming?

when are we finally separating fg% and 3pt% percentage for good. its absolutely retarded to keep it as it is

So why didnt Wardellington Win 2021 NBA MVP?
His stats are significantly better than his competition in every single metric that could possibly matter and isnt stat paddable.
Also FG% is an objectively bad and flawed stat.

>>149397638
Damn nigga chill we just talkin'...shit....u good?

>>149397660
It has already been done retard eFG% has existed forever its just that the dumb fucking boomers dont like to use it because theyre retards that are used to FG% and also FG% is biased towards retard bigs that can just back up into somebody till their close enough to the net to shoot, or charge to the net and most boomers think thats peak basketball, its why the glorify the fuck out of Lebron so much.

>>149397679
Found the Kobe fan

>>149397668
Im good, just a bit angry. When you make and take the effort to try and understand reality for what it truly is, and yet see how dipped in narratives, and biases, and preconceptions and unjustified basis'
It is hard not to just curse and be against the world in general. A world so devoid of meaning and standard that it can just not only tolerate this masking and shimmering of reality, but actively reinforce and validate it.

>>149397698
incel

Any of these chuds gonna be good?

>>149397697
Are you genuinely retarded? Kobe eas garbage at 3p% so eFG would barely help him anyway. Besides. The proper excuse for Kobe, is that his relative FG% wasnt that bad for guards, since everybody's FG% was generally "inefficient" in that era, although that word means nothing since it is fundamentally a relative determination. Something is only inefficient relative to as efficient as people can be in a given sense.

>>149397716
Pic rel

reminder if you asked the average "fan" whos a better 3 pt shooter between kobe and bron most will say kobe

>>149397741
for me its Bogoljub

>>149397741
Thiero was pretty good at Arkansas

>>149397517
3 more seasons of this and he's in GOAT territory.

>>149397662
Nuggets 47 wins, Warriors 39 wins

>>149397517
He’s the greatest player of the 20’s and it’s not even close

>>149397741
Niederhauser sounds like a real hooper

>>149397809
he just LOOKS like a future Thunder player

>most underrated draft prospects
Maxime Raynaud (most underrated)
Rasheer Flemming
Will Riley
Sion James (most underrated)
Amari Williams
Hunter Sallis
Grant Nelson

>most overrated draft prospects
Harper
Jeremiah Fears (Most Overrated)
Noa Essengue (Most Overrated)
Asa Newell
Thomas Sorber
Hansen Yang

>>149397809
>>149397746
Amari Williams is the guy I would take before these guys. Hopefully my Lakies snatch him up.

>>149397809
>>149397826
He’s baby Jokic, really great passer that can defend in space, would be ecstatic if he fell to my Thunder

>>149397826
Thunder are gonna snag Murray-Boyles at #15 as an eventual Hartenstien replacement, because they can’t afford to keep him long-term.

>>149397855
We looking at the 2nd round nigga. Thunder have the 44 pick as well to pick up another NPC

>>149397790
>>149397805
What's insane is he hasn't even peaked yet. He's nowhere near his potential, particularly as a 3pt shooter and defender.

>>149397842
Amari Williams is literally just as good of a rim runner & finisher, but averaged 4x the amount of assists of Yanic. But okay..

https://youtu.be/iInqX6OprNM

top 3 bus drivers in the league?

>>149397892
>averaged
You gotta watch the games bro, his feel for the game is Jokic like he’s Jokic-lite skin

>>149397864
Well Murray-Boyles would be an easy Jaylin Williams replacement (the one who rides the bench). Look up Rocco Zikarsky. Raw 18 y/o athletic 7 foot Australian. Only averaged like 4 ppg last year, but looks like a fierce competitor and rim protector.

>>149397876
man when he unlocks a reliable 3pt shooting...

Test. Tatum is a bum

>>149393226
talk to em blundergawd

>>149397855
Thunder are trading up for Coward

>>149397910
most Centers should know how to hit a cutter. What Amari does is more Bam Adebayo like with the way he can initiate offense from the top of the key. I don’t think you can run NBA offense through Niederhauser, but hey man if you’re right about that I’ll remember you for being right anon.

>>149397926
>Well Murray-Boyles would be an easy Jaylin Williams replacement (the one who rides the bench)
Jaylin plays a lot during the regular season and is a hooper then, their bench depth is what allows them to get through the regular season healthy. He's no world beater but he's a good player.

>>149397517
looked unstoppable in 99% of his games fucking insane

>>149397638
>SGA got carried by a boring shitty good team
....of second round picks and undrafted players on rookie contracts. Unlike Puka BAWBic, SGA makes them better instead of being a statpadding cone. Didn't the fat retard foul out of one of the games lol?

nigga said sga got carried while he was 80% of their offense throughout the entire playoffs... i've seen enough for today...

>>149397993
Blud is an incel, most Luka fans are

>>149397960
Coward is in my top 10, but I don’t see how he fits Thunder unless he plays SF. He definitely has the length to guard some of those guys. Murray-Boyles would be a guy they actually need imo, and adds to that already all-time defense.

if SGA improve his 3pt shot...dialogues will be upon us

>>149397993
It's legit boxscore watchers. SGA should have had like 25 FTA's in game 7 but they weren't calling anything on him so they could avoid the 'FT merchant' narrative. Didn't matter though, he still dropped 30

>>149398011
He’s already better than Jordan ever was

>>149397968
Jaylin is okay, serviceable I guess. But this draft is the perfect chance to upgrade

okc so stacked a guy like Jaylin Williams would be a starter for my warriors

These are the rings with the most worth in history.

>>149398009
Coward fits exactly what Presti likes, switchable wing with a huge wingspan. Also he's an older rookie and needs less development which they'll like when going for a repeat

>here's your parade bro

>>149398057
Coward would’ve been a great Jalen Green replacement to go along with Amen Thompson. But they traded that pick (which might be a massive mistake).

>>149398035
He's a legit good player, rare swiss-army knife mold, he can guard 5 positions, hit 3's at 40% on decent volume and keep an offense moving. He's unironically one of my favorite players in the league, meme's aside. And perhaps most importantly his teammates LOVE him. They will probably re-sign him soon to like a 3 year, $24 million deal or something.

>>149398077
It's a tiny metro, and sorry, Oklahoma residents have this thing called work they need to be at. It's the Oklahoma grindset, not that I'd expect some NEET incel on 4chan to have any concept of what working for a living means.

>>149398077
It's 100 degrees outside right now, all those cornfed hillbillies melting into their overalls

The only way for small market teams to win a championship is to start a rebuild by fleecing the fuck out of a team and then hitting on all of their draft picks. Large market teams just have to be mid and have cap space and teams either trade them their best players for garbage or they sign them in free agency. Rigged ass league.

>>149398119
>I sure would like to see that nigger fellar SGA lay down with my white wife

>>149398103
retard some other desperate team will sign him to 70/4 or whatever

My GOAT :)

>>149398142
No way, we're seeing his peak and perfect role right now and OKC will have first rights. He also isn't going to leave the perfect situation he's in right now, he's going to be the next Nick Collinson.

>>149398146
he’s big…

>>149398103
He'd be a legit starter if he wasn't so slow. Guy averages a triple double whenever he does start

>>149397517
If the league gets rid of his foul baiting like they did for Harden and Trae then this guy would turn into Matisse Thybulle

>>149398103
>>149398155
I love that you are so passionate about Jaylin, but I really don’t see how he’s that much different than Grant Williams, other than being more likeable.

>>149398050
Those rings are fucking ugly. The black background on the Heat rings was a terrible design choice and makes it look like the Heat cheaped out.

>>149398127
The league can't rig the weather, economy, amenities etc of cities
The only way to make certain markets more desirable is to give them a larger cap for signing free agents

Too many Canadians posting right now

the nba definition of small market is weird as hell. How the fuck is a place like toronto a small market in any way? Seems like a lazy substitute for "teams espn doesn't talk about" more than any objective thing

>>149398190
I don't know that I see that comp at all: Jaylin is much better off the dribble, better passer/vision, and a far more versatile and TOUGHT defensive player. Jaylin is unironically one of the best post defenders in the league, despite his size he's big and almost no one backs him down. Williams is mostly a catch and shoot player with not much off the dribble game and average defense for his size.
>>149398185
For his size Jaylin is pretty quick, I'd say slightly above average. He weighs 245 at 6'9, this ain't some rail skinny 6'9 player. He also has broad shoulders and quick feet which help with the aforementioned post defense. You're right when he gets starter minutes he pushes around a tripple dub, his per 36 numbers are like 15-11-8. Okla knows what they have in Jaylin and they aren't letting him go.

>>149398225
the sport is dominated by canadians so thats on point

Milwaukee Bucks
>Trade Malcolm Brogdon to Indiana
>Trade for Jrue Holiday
>Win Championship

Boston Celtics
>Trade Malcolm Brogdon to Portland
>Receive Jrue Holiday in same trade
>Win championship

Portland Trailblazers
>Trade Malcolm Brogdon to Washington
>Trade for Jrue Holiday
>???

Portlandbros... I think our time is near

>>149398243
By small market I think they usually mean small media market, but isn't Toronto the media capitol of Canada?

>>149398259
>receive a busted uninterested in bball 35yo jrue holiday

>>149398259
Scoot gonna be FMVP

>>149398259
If everyone is healthy, Shaedon/Deni/Scoot take the next step, and Ayton feels like playing as a 7'2 player the Blazers could win 50+ games next year.

youre telling me the Magic or Warriors couldnt offer something better than jrue holiday and 2 second round picks...

>>149398308
cap space a thing nigga

>>149398077
pathetic ass city...imagine if NYC WON

>>149398259
The only thing nearer is the team being moved to Seattle. Unless Jeanie Buss buys the team with her leftover lakers billions we’re fucked. Every possible corporate sponsor is leaving the state, it’s still run by whackos, and will be set on fire before summer ends by the hordes of meth zombies.

>>149398259
Trading for Avdija is literally the only smart decision your team has made all decade (and drafting Camara I guess).

>>149398324
>Every possible corporate sponsor is leaving the state
which one's? Aren't Nike/Intel/Columbia still in town (Beaverton/Cornell/Hillsboro?)
>it’s still run by whackos
Multnomah county, sure. Other counties have some semblance of sane leadership
>and will be set on fire before summer ends by the hordes of meth zombies.
This probably annoys me more than anything, Fall/Winter was pretty mild but come summer it's like every major city sends their meth addicted homeless here.

>>149398243
Large market= Teams that fans care about, media can market and have sponsorship opportunities for players

Small market: Teams that fans don't care about, media can't market and no sponsorship opportunities for players

Ja would be the face of the league if he was playing in LA, San Francisco, New York, Miami or Boston. Toronto will always be a small market team based on the fact that the US media doesn't care about them and US brands won't give large endorsement deals to players that play in Canada.

>>149398259
Why did you guys trade for Norm and then trade him away for nothing?

>>149398112
>not cancelling everything and shutting down the city for your championship parade
SOULLESS EXPANSION FRANCHISE COPE, ADAM SILVER YOU WILL BURN IN HELL

>>149398363
regarding sponsorship opportunities for players, isn't most of that done through socials now? You can live anywhere and post an ad for some company on your insta feed.

>>149398340

*proceeds to give extensions to the GM & Coach following the 4th consecutive year of missing the ‘yoffs *

>>149398340
They traded for Coumani

>>149398375
Oklahoma residents have more gratifying things going on in their lives like raising families and managing households/estates. Sure, a shithole like Philly, the residents don't have anything meaningful in their life so a faceless soulless sports franchise consumes their identity. But here in the midwest, we march to the beat of a different drum. Namely: our heart beating with pride and passion for our city, our state, and our country.

>>149398376
Brands will pay the franchise player for the Lakers more than they will the franchise player for the Thunder, Grizzlies or Pistons.

>>149398383
They're unironic best friends, basically like giving your buddy a job he doesn't deserve.
>>149398396
true

>>149398395
>Uh, actually we have to wage slave and we love it.
goood goy

>Oklahoma residents have more gratifying things going on in their lives like raising families and managing households/estates. Sure, a shithole like Philly, the residents don't have anything meaningful in their life so a faceless soulless sports franchise consumes their identity. But here in the midwest, we march to the beat of a different drum. Namely: our heart beating with pride and passion for our city, our state, and our country.

>>149398395
Sounds like you don't give a shit about winning.

>>149398363
Morant Bulls jersey would be a hot seller too

>>149398375
soulless QB carried by a superteam.

>Oklahoma residents have more gratifying things going on in their lives like raising families and managing households/estates. Sure, a shithole like Philly, the residents don't have anything meaningful in their life so a faceless soulless sports franchise consumes their identity. But here in the midwest, we march to the beat of a different drum. Namely: our heart beating with pride and passion for our city, our state, and our country.

>>149398415
who are you quoting? I never said that. I implied the opposite, actually. I guess if I wanted to I could just as easily say
>we love not working and being slothful and indolent useless and we love it
goood goy

>>149398359
>Intel
MASS LAYOFFS
>Nike
MASS LAYOFFS
>Columbia Sportswear
IRRELEVANT SINCE 1996

lol

ITS JOEVER

>>149398390
Oh yeah he was part of the Ayton trade. Lmao at Snus actually being more incompetent than the Blazies

>>149398395
Why are you posting on /sp/ then? Don’t you have families to raise and babies to support? Fucking lame ass

i unironically miss podcast p

Okla bros... they're seething about us again....

>>149398383
Trust the process...

>>149398434
but enough about SGA and the Thunder.

>>149398423
I didn't win anything, a major sports team in my city did. Thunder games are a blast but I certainly don't craft my identity around them or being a fan of them.
>>149398450
I'm on vacation/visiting family in Florida rn. About to leave for the beach, I think we're jetskiing today

>>149398451
he's still podcasting

crazy how life goes for the first time in weeks i was thinking abot portland and thought to myself hey they got a nice thing going on and 10 minutes later they trade some retarded shit

>>149398472
>I'm on vacation/visiting family in Florida rn
that's not a flex lmao, OKC's parade is dogshit

>>149398447
But they aren't leaving the state is what I'm saying. I know Portlanders love to have this doom and gloom mentality but our state/city but the homeless problem is as cleaned up as it's ever been in the last 10 years and layoffs happen all the time at major companies, followed by large upswings of hiring. I'm more worried about the cost of living and leasing commercial property being higher than ever, too many vacant commercial spaces here.

>>149398472
>major sports team
>smaller parade than Vegas WNBA team

The unicorn and the alien, I guess zingis got the cure for AIDS from Magic

>>149398484
I was just explaining why I'm posting on /sp/. Wasn't flexing on anyone. I don't really care about the parade

>>149398497
makes sense they'd try and move him, he's barely played the last 2 years.

its funny how the raptors are linked to every fucking player in trade talks

>>149398473
oh fuck i thought he was done we back

>>149398521
it's just engagement baiting Canadians

>>149398521
Masai's contract is up soon, he's on the phone all day long trying to save his job

>>149398472
>Oklahoman goes to Florida beaches instead of SoCal beaches.

Lmao, fucking flyovers. Never change

Sixers are gonna draft Ace Bailey at 3

anfernee spent 7 years at portland kek

>>149393240
I'm just gonna say it, the amount of homosexuals in sports media is concerning. I don't care what homosexuals or women think about sports, I don't. Sorry ESPN but I don't.

Trump saying "they don't know what the fuck they are doing" was like me watching american sports with american refs xD

>>149398489
I just road-tripped through Oregon a month ago. Spent some time in Klamath Falls (kinda shitty), Bend (really cool city), and Sisters (which is stunningly gorgeous next to the cascades). I skipped Portland & Salem. Eugene was kinda boring. Beach cities seemed kind of sketch, but I was only driving through them at night.

>>149393240
over the last few years the amount of talking heads saying some absolutely garbage for attention has gone up way too high. who gives a shit about emmanuel acho?

WNBA teams had better turn outs than OKC

>Be Ace Bailey
>about to be drafted to the most morally corrupt GM in American Sports
>proven to back out of contracts that were promised as those extensions become eligible
>shitty fanbase
>Ace decides to make the right decision
>“I’d like to be on a team that prioritizes my development, and is aligned with my career goals and aspirations”
>media proceeds to kill him

Hate to say it, but Ace Bailey is 100% in the right here.

>>149393402
We're a small state no bully please fren

>>149398589
Ben and Sisters are great. I look Hood River for water/wind sports and The Dalles is a fun historic city. Astoria is awesome this time of year too
>I skipped Portland & Salem
You didn't really miss much. The only thing I'd say that is unique or characteristic to Portland that you don't really see anywhere else in the country is foodtruck culture but Bend has a pretty strong food truck scene these days so you could scratch that itch there. Some coastal cities are a little sketch but Canon Beach is a pretty place to visit in the summer as well. Newport has a nice aquarium. Coos bay has an amazing confectioner with incredible candy and are near some beach dune parks where you can 4-wheel or motorcross.

>>149398699
yeah retard except he refused to work out for multiple other teams too

no one knows what his agent is up to

>>149393402
every OKC fan channel on youtube is unironically 2nd generation indians living in canada

>>149398699
>Ace wants to play in DC or NOLA
Can't blame him, I've lived in both cities are they are CRAWLING with hot young big booty black chicks. Ace knows what's up.

>>149398623
>emmanuel acho
And didn't he play in the NFL? Why is he comentating on basketball?

>>149398726
who said that? i thought he wanted to play for the nets

>>149398718
So what he’s not working out? You do realize VJ or Tre haven’t worked out with Charlotte or Utah, don’t you? I think the only prospect to actually work out with Charlotte is Kon. Agents do this stuff all the time.

>>149398550
The gulf beaches in FL are fire, hot young latina pussy EVERYWHERE.

>>149394292
its over

>>149398734
yup, in another 5 years we will have kevin hart, ice spice and druuski making nba analysis

>>149398489
>the homeless problem is as cleaned up as it's ever been in the last 10 years

It’s not. You’re pants-on-head retarded if you think it’s better than in 2015-2019. You’re obviously not a native Oregonian and most of the blame for this mess falls on you and the rest of your ilk.

>Portlandia is my new favorite show, I’ll move there and be even weirder!!!

>>149398736
Them too. Reports I saw said he was angling for DC, NOLA and BRK. Was trying to avoid CHR, UT and PHL

>>149398741
dude thats a shitty mentality imagine if all upcoming athletes did that

>>149398077
their own city doesn't even acknowledge their *

>>149398751
I moved here in 2016 for work. And you 'muh native Portlander' people are the actual worst, most depressed people in Portland that I meet. It's usually the expats here for work who are actually bright, pleasent and polite. All the native Portlanders are the miserable assholes.

least celebrated title of all time?

>>149398077
Thanks, anon. Where's your parade?

>>149398751
>You’re pants-on-head retarded if you think it’s better than in 2015-2019
anon are you the one with your pants on head? not better than 2015-2019? You mean the time when there were massive homeless camps on litereally every block and no legistlation combatting it? lmao. Are you sure you lived here during that time? I was actually born and raised in SE and currently live in NW and while the homeless problem is still present it is significantly better than 2015-2019. You just sound depressed.

>>149398791
>We beat all injured teams
>WE BEAT ALL INJURED TEAMS

>>149398375
I'm not taking the day off of work and driving two hours to shitty ass OKC. I can watch the parade from my computer.

>>149398791
i dont think anyone and i mean anyone cared about 2018. 99% of the talk was just curry being 0/3 on fmvps and lebron leaving.

>>149398434
This, Kenny Picket could have started and won that Super Bowl.

Which one of you retards keeps spamming this on big sports Instagram pages?

>>149398714
Oh yeah, Coos Bay was one of the cities I passed through I thought was a bit sketch. I was just on the coastal highway though and I stopped to smoke a joint by the train tracks / boardwalk. >>149398762
It’s just chess in the player empowerment era. Of course if Philly drafts Ace, he isn’t gonna sit out. It doesn’t come out publicly often, but Eli Manning & Amare Stoudemire did the same shit and they had stellar careers and nobody holds it against them.

>>149398829
This, once Durant joined the Warriors it was a foregone conclusion. I tuned out all those years. 2019 was soul though

>>149398848
Coos Bay is sketchy but quaint, the bay when all the logs float in is an incredible spectacle.

>>149398835
Could Dak? Darnold?

>>149398847
>making a burner insta just to post this on every sports page
embarrassing. I can't imagine a life so pathetic that anyone resorts to this. The internet really is for losers, myself included. I'm getting off and going to the gym, see ya'll later

Draft script just leaked

https://nbadraft.theringer.com/mock-draft

>>149394201
How does pgs knee injury that happened during team usa play have to to anything with Halis injury?
Dumb fucking jeet KYS

>>149398847
jack is right but making a burner to bitch about it is cringe

>>149398872
>The Ringer
Fucking yuck. Literally the Celtroon propaganda network.

>>149398847
Damn jack

Wow, such excitement after winning the championship! Such jubilation! Years of turmoil, hardship, practice, effort, and preparation, all for this. The crowning achievement of the Oklahoma City Thunder.

>>149398472
>I'm on vacation and instead of spending time with family I'm still posting on /sp/
this isn't the flex you think it is

I'm sad to say I but my raptors are going to draft the big Chinese kid in the second round because front office is butthurt that the Grizzlies stole Edey and all the potential jersey sales from that would have came with him.

>>149398850
2019 was all time fucking kino

>>149398931
He's the only young star to have gotten married before having children and he's doesn't have any off the court controversies. The league handed him the championship and gave him a media push in an attempt to keep the ratings from nose diving after Curry and Lebron retire.

>>149398077
damn

>>149398955
The Raptors had a storyline to root for aswell. They were one of the best teams in the East but kept getting destroyed by Lebron. Lebron left the East, Kawhi asked for a trade and they went all in by trading their franchise player for a 1 year Kawhi rental. That run was crazy

>>149398962
luka

>>149398997
>Alcoholic
>therapeutic eater
>anger issues
>verbally assaults refs
>shitty tattoos

Yeah, he’s totally kid approved

>>149399023
>Alcoholic
he converted to islam through kywh
>eater
lost 40 pounds already
>anger issues
sovl
>verbally assaults ref
about as bad as killing hitler
>shitty tattoos
blame the artist

>>149398810
Down Broad Street and the Parkway when the eagles won this year.
>It was the largest turnout in history according to NBC

https://youtu.be/HhPilNajaDk

Holy shit the Seattle fans that are still left are absolutely seething

>jdub is an Alcoholic
it's over for okc...

>>149399043
He's a Euro and his accent makes him sound funny. There's a reason why Wemby went to China to do his fake Shoalin training. The US market doesn't like Euro's so they have to look to market themselves internationally.

>>149398850
we dont give a fuck. boohoo the superteam with steph, klay, draymond, kd, iggy got two guys injured so theyre at the same strength of all the other nba teams instead of some OP illegal dogshit. fuck off nigger.

Reminder Oklahoma is the least educated state with one of the highest poverty rates. If I lived in that shithole I would curse the day I was born.

>>149399052
meh the crowd Jokic got after winning bronze was cooler

>caring about crowd sizes
this was not a thing before the trump's era...

>>149399103
because theyve never been this pathetically low

>>149399091
>bronze

>>149399090
i heard the panhandle part of oklahoma harbors some of the biggest schizos in the world
>>149399113
tyrese girl seems genuinely sweet

>Lakers in 5

>>149399090
sorry chud but they're too busy raising their dumb hillbilly children to go to the parade

Thoughts?

>>149399052
90% of Philly is negroes on welfare

>>149399091
no, it wasn't.

>>149399200
doncic will never win a ring unless he teams up with jokic

>>149399113
maybe he should have worn some shoes that werent garbage womens loafers

>>149399205
get off 4chan private rodriguez

I'm going to retire with zero real rings...

>>149399272
It's okay Tatum, you got a front row seat to watch Curry win a gold medal.

>>149399272
Jokic

Went to the parade now I’m eating a borgir Okc owns the league

>>149399266
those are jews from merion or cheltenham

>The New Orleans Pelicans are trading CJ McCollum, Kelly Olynyk and a future second-round pick to the Washington Wizards for Jordan Poole, Saddiq Bey and the No. 40 pick, sources tell ESPN.

https://x.com/ShamsCharania/status/1937589524114104829

>>149399436
yeah they all made the 40 minute drive to stand in the street after the eagles win a playoff game. dumbass chud.

>>149399464
holy fuck the wizards are going for the chip

>>149399464
Lol

>>149399464
>>149399464
PELS CHADS GET IN HERE, WE GOT HIM.

>>149399464
I dig it. The wizards are getting professionals around their youngsters. New management is doing fine so far

no idea what the pels are thinking. Looking like a complete clown show

AVRA

>>149399464
This looks like the Pelicans are rebuilding. Are they trading Zion too? Poole, Zion and injured Dejounte Murray aren't making the playoffs as a big 3 lol

>>149399436
>view is from South Philly
4chan lied to you bro

>>149399541
Super zesty

>>149399541
The new face of the league has the Canadian flag around him. Ameritards, how are you all holding up?

>mfw seeing "most disrespected player ever" YT thumbnail on my feeds

who actually thinks this? the negro is one of the most protected and media shilled player of all time

>>149399690
what do you mean?

>>149399690
*ands it's a picture of Kobe
I forgot to mention

SGA iS GAy

>>149399690
>>149399712
>most protected and media shilled player of all time
>not LeBron

>>149399464
Lose lose trade lmao

>>149399802
>muh lebron
never change kobrshills but he is not even part of the conversation, it changed to Lebron vs Jordan for a reason

IRL twitch streams pull larger crowds

>fans are caged in to the sidewalk

what did they mean by this?

>>149398818
>currently live in NW

Found the Vaseline alley faggot

>>149399847
Talk to me once your phony GOAT has 5 rings. There’s a big boys table LeBron isn’t allowed to join.

>>149398818
>I was actually born and raised in SE and currently live in NW

Anyone who actively defends the indefensible and moved from SE to NW voted for jewdyke Kotek and is assmad pic related closed down

HOLY SHIT BROS WE TOOK DOWN CJ MCQAIDA ITS FUCKING DONE
WE ARE FREE

>>149399802
>>most protected and media shilled player of all time
Nigga have you watched the last dance? lmao

why yall niggas so mad at CJ instead of the actual gigantic problem with the team?

>>149400067
cj gave us this shitty ass cba and his brother has more rings than him

>>149400067
Despite being a rapist he's still the best player on the team

>>149399847
>it changed to lebum vs jordan after a herculean effort with hundreds of millions of dollars spent in propaganda to elevate lebum past kobe, including a paid chinese assassination

>>149400067
his contract

>>149400067
Because the Pelicans traded for CJ to bring a vet presence to the team and he failed. Now the Wizards traded for CJ to bring a vet presence to their team. Both teams got worse with this trade

Does anyone wanna have a GOAT debate?

For me, my GOAT is Allen Iverson.

>>149399464
poole and zion will be cool

>>149400110
he's played more than 30 games only twice in his career while getting paid ridiculous amounts of money

>>149399469
>>149399266
>>149399622
They were already watching the game downtown

>Nuggets’ President Josh Kroenke: “The wrong person gets injured and very quickly you’re under a scenario that I never want to have to contemplate, and that’s trading [Nikola Jokic].”

Why da fuck would you ever say this shit?

>>149400169
So who would you trade him for then if you don't want him? Embiid?

>>149400112
Kobe was a sidekick to Shaq for 3 of his rings. Kobe also got the benefit of being on the Lakers which made it easier to attract players. Lebron had to hard carry the bum ass Cavs

>>149400167
poole paid 500k for a date with ice spice and zion paid some crazy BOGGED porn actress regular fat summs to fuck him they are both coomers

>>149400192
putting everything into arse

>>149400192
>>149400213
maybe jokic secretly told the front office he intends to retire so they can trade him for some insane war chest of picks

>>149400197
Literally anything of value. Dude is the definition of sunk cost and you will never do shit with him regardless of his talent, which diminishes by the day

>>149400198
everybody wanted to play with kobe no matter where he was
he attracted everybody onto the '08 olympics including lebum who said he was never going to play again
as for carrying, who was really carrying that cavs team

>>149400192
YES YES YES YES JOKIC READS /NBA/ GTFO DENVER AND GO TO A CONTENDER WHILE YOU CANT FUCK OVER DENVER BY JUST WALKING AWAY

>>149400260
Now you're going to argue that the Lakers aren't a free agency destination just to glaze Kobe? Get real dude.

>>149400312
now you're going to act like that's what i said due to the insane L u have to accept if u tried to argue against it?
not surprised, dude.

>>149400192
How can they talk about trading when they still don't have a GM yet

>>149400192
Because jokic is an overweight 30 year old who spends his off seasons getting drunk and partying instead of taking his health seriously.

>>149400192
i assume its taken way out of context (or provided with none) because sports media is as disgusting as regular media.

>>149400237
more like intends to leave denver when he becomes a free agent.

>>149400341
So if we both agree that the Lakers are best free agency destination in the league by a wide margin then doesn't that count against Kobe considering he got much more help than Lebron ever did? You lost, I won, accept it or seethe about it. Either way it makes no difference to me

he definitely said it

>>149400359
the pelicans had such a promising 2022 season after the awful starts and the vibes were amazing. i remember it so clearly. they and the bulls were looking so good man

>>149400192
poverty franchise is a state of mind and the nuggets fit it to the definition. Sometimes people are right when they say certain teams don't deserve talent

>>149400416
i would do terrible things to go back in time to jan 2022 and tell lonzo to invest in that knee. life was amazing when my shit frnchise held that n1 seed. we were having a 60 win season

>>149400397
>if u can't win on the lakers then u are trash it's super easy
true we are in total agreement. unfortunately it seems that your goat is on the lakers and has won 0 rings. i'm glad we agree on this though.

>>149400416
Don't remind me, just a few short years ago after they took on Phoenix in that playoff series the future seemed so bright, I was excited about the team and felt like finally they might be able to compete in the west. Then it all fell apart.

The next season they started off really hot too and were the #1 seed in the west for a few weeks before Zion got injured (again) and it all fell apart.

>>149400482
yeah i remember when grand theft alvarado was popular. not a pels fan but i loved that team...

>>149399541

>>149400192
It's fucking over...

>>149400451
He won the bubble ring and then went to the WCF as the 7th seed with AD and D'Lo as his best players. Now he has Luka and will get another star in this offseason. The league rigs the fucking game for the Lakers to win it all and always has

>>149400192
>and that’s trading [Nikola Jokic].”
>Why da fuck would you ever say this shit?
Because he ratings are down and the Lakers need a center

>flopping king in 3rd place

OKCucks malding

>>149400192
Jokic to the Pacies..... dream come true...!

>>149400364
>spends his off seasons
harness racing is a sport and jokic is a multi-sport athlete

>>149400617
goon isnt better than anyone in tier 5

New
>>149400725
>>149400725

>>149397791
So its just that simple huh....47 wins...not even 50...
Remember people that were saying Jokic has the worst uncarriable team ever for a superstar btw?

>>149398018
>It's legit boxscore watchers. SGA should have had like 25 FTA's in game 7 but they weren't calling anything on him so they could avoid the 'FT merchant' narrative. Didn't matter though, he still dropped 30

Hilarious. Am I going to be called a boxscore watcher now for saying he needed 39 TOTAL shot attempts to get 30 points? And this is including 12 free throws which were literally almost half his points because his REAL stat, not what the boxscore just shows (boxscore watchers are primarily point fiends, not effiency valuers because effiency stats often destroy their narratives like the fact that Lebron is 37% total from shots outside 5 feet)
Is going 9 for 27.

Lmao and im being told hes NOT carried.

>>149400919
2020-21 was a shortened season

>>149399918
>>149400110
I don't care about lebrick vs Kobrick

The point is, Kobe is far from the most disrespected player of all time when he and LeBron are both shoved down everyone's throat and protected by media

>>149400622
>Le Unrealistic trade

And then what would be the package??

>Obi 0-10 Toppin
>Aaron "fouls out" more than Draymond Neesmith

>Pascal the pirate Siacum