new celly
>>149386365

I miss him so much bros

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

>>149394688
looks totally straight. not sure why people say he looks like a dick sucking faggot with a honeysuckle bussy in this picture.

Why did you change the thread? You guys don't want to talk about my Pope Banknote?

>>149394753
It's not legal tender m8

When zaddy daner made that comment months ago something along the line of “you guys are not gunna fucken believe the fight I have coming for you, best thing since sliced bread you will never guess it” what the fuck was he referring to?

>>149394781
Ben Askren vs The Grim Reaper

>>149394789
Does the grim reaper get custom shorts

>>149394781
mckinney vs borshchev

>>149394771
Well obviously you can't spend it, there isn't a thing in this world that costs zero. Don't sass me man, I don't have the will left for your antics

>>149394701
I smile because it's over and we can all forget that overrated bum

>>149394781
In hindsight it was probably Canelo Crawford

>>149394781
Michael Morales vs Kevin Lee

>>149394813
What antics

>>149394878
Trying to fuck with me about something that's special to me. You've got your (you) s, be happy with that. K?

>>149394781
Blanchfield vs Barber for 5 rounds in the Apex

Another good day where J** is NOT the Champion.

>>149394910
Well you wanted someone to talk about it
>>149394934
Don't be disrespectful

there's no denying that charles oliveira is one of the greatest fighters of all time. if ilia topuria can defeat him, he will instantly take the crown of greatest lightweight of all time.

>>149394945
I just wanted to hear how amazing it is. No other opinions

>>149394963
It's very cool I wish I had one

>>149394667 (OP)
Mark Hunt court case update

>>149395098

gane vs hunt for the vacant undisputed ufc heavyweight title

>>149395108
Kek

i'm putting together a team

>>149394688
Oink for ya Jondaddy Clozapozzed!

>>149395167
What is the mission of this team

>>149395233
To drive uber

this is just chess from jon he retires temporarily while the heat on his charge dies down then returns triumphant in victory after heeming tom

fight gets announced later this year

>>149394667 (OP)
meet your new cellmate, jon

>>149395252

>>149395167
Pantoja looks like he's from Pakistan and Ilia looks like he's punjabi here

>>149395257
We all know Jon would be Adebisi

TKO Group Holdings hall of fame Donald Trump dropped an f bomb on the white house lawn. He should hit up Meta member of the board of of directors Dana White

>>149395142
>muslim
It's fine

>>149395331
Diarrhoea Donald dropped a dookie bomb in his Dirty Diaper Panties I fear

>>149395002
I know right :) you can't get this one anymore though

>THE F word?

>>149395301
jon is a gay sociopath like keller. ngubu would be adebisi

>>149395359
First time you have been correct in your life.

>>149395381
Talmbout Fedor?

Just what the fuck is wrong with Jon Jones?

Suffers from too much testosterone, like Yujiro and gooby.

>>149395434
>>149395413

>>149395455
islam won that fight and the rematch

>>149395460
Daddysanya in this doo's head fr fr

>>149395142
why did bjj butt scoot out of the store after that act of bravery

>>149395460
Factual post.

Islam vs Volk 1 is hands down the best fight of the last 5 years

if it didn't involve Martin Buday it does not compute

>>149395413
Got too deep in the bussy. Many such cases

Retired gay faggot Jon Jones

>>149395413
Jones never killed a child, ngubu did

I prefer the sloppy kino of jiri vs boomer

>Retired gay faggot Jon Jones

Jamawl vs Rountree. now THAT was a classic.

for me it was the zalal arc

>>149395481
is it over for my bloodline if I prefer right...

>>149395532
I had it 48-47 Jamahal

Outside the first round it was a really close fight between Jamahal and Khalil. The idea that Khalil was beating Jamahal gave the impression the fight was more lopsided than it actually was. You could arguably give Jamahal 2 maybe 3 rounds, all really close

>>149395545
Why would it be over if you chose the finnish bint?

>>149395481
What fight do you have at 2 & 3??

>>149395545
It's not what you prefer, it's what you can pull, Makwans are creaming hot loads inside finnish girls while you the only think you can pull is a flat faced gook.

>>149395388
Be that as it may I'm Ryan O Reilly and heeming the sexy mexican nurse

Reddit hates Jones.
Therefore, I like Jones.

Finnish girls don't deseve me. Asians worship me.

>>149395545
Why don't you marry and impregnate a White woman and just heem other minge like a normal person are you a simpleton or something. Respectfully

>>149395598
You prefer ploppin’ ya pozzed piggy pooper on Jondaddy’s BBC albeit

Fucking casuals actually want this fight. If aspinall can take a haymaker from Sergei he sure as shit can take whatever Pereira has (implying he doesn’t get taken down and submitted in a literal nano-second)

I also like Pereira and don’t want his career to end

>>149395595
Jon reminds me of Tsingis Khan or Aleksanteri of Makedonia

dont follow them

AGPereira hits 5x harder than Tomala Harrispinall

>>149395629
Astute advice bruder hh

>>149395611
It’s now obvious that Jones was only hanging around for the Pereira fight. Based Ank destroyed his plans

>>149395611
pereira hits harder than sirgay

>>149395611
The real fight would be Gane vs Perreira after Gane puts down Tony Asspiss with a jab and elbows his nose off

>>149395578
Jiri vs glover and Holloway vs Garth tied in number 2
For 3 i'd say Alex vs izzy 3

>>149395642
Sincerely doubt that

>>149395644
And then you wake up with soggy sheets

>TIME T'WOA GET THE OI BLIMEY DIVISION GOIN' AGAIN EH WOT LADDY-O CHEERIO PIP PIP
>EH WOTS DAT CANTS GET ME OL' FOIGHTY LOICENSE TIL OCTOBER LAD
>ONLY A FEW MORE MONTHS TO GET 'ER GOIN LIKE THE 'OL POO AFTER A TOAD'N'THE'HOLE CHEERY POP PIP LADDY
>MAYHAPS OI CAN FIGHTY THE POTATOEMAN TO 'ELP SEEL SOME BLIMEY PAYPERVIEWS
yeah

>>149395434
running away isn't very high test

alright lissen up this is the plan
tom vs alex
then
tom vs ngannou
then finally
tom vs jon

this is how its going to happen

>>149395681
Tom destroys both Alex and Jon, I worry about Ngubu though

Why couldn't Nickal do this

>the ufc has intentionally kept the 3 biggest matchups on ice so they can use them to negotiate a new broadcasting deal

>>149395674
yeah just stay and get a dui bro

>>149395709
2 more weeks

Why does heem hate certified heemers like Jean Silva and Tom Aspinall again

I retired Jon Jones without fighting him

>>149395721
Because reddit likes them.

>>149395705
Dana is such a bitch bald fraud pedophile.
Why hasn't he signed malykhin yet?

>>149395709
it made sense at the time

Aspinall vs Reug Reug

>>149395731
Ye let's bring more russians in, great idea retard

>>149395726
Zero chance Reddit likes extremely outspoken IDF supporter Jean Silva

>Ye let's bring more russians in, great idea retard

Jake Paul piecing up a BBC dildo

>>149395731
why would he want that bum and not reug reug

The American consensus is in.

Eddie Hall has the hardest punch on the Planet Earth.

>>149395820
We don’t care about the consensus from countries with 0 champions

>Eddi- ACK

Thor cheated.

>>149395611
>no contenders at hw
that's duck talk

promoted champions will never be undisputed i fear sadly

>>149395871
Shittaker sisters….

>>149395709

>I tell ya Joe Rogan, I stared into Kyla Harrisons cooch and it stared right back dawg

>Jake Paul piecing up a BBC dil- ACK!

>>149395820
THE nation of the lone U.S champion Kayla Harrison? Chills.

>>149395849
Nordic power

Blaydes lost

>>149395755
Plebbit lets third worlders be algerian about stuff they also like homo trans and slut phobic khabib

>they are STILL talking about pavlobitch

PavloGOD will make a comeback.

I'm telling you all, Tom will be fighting Periera

>>149395974
We don't like fatbloatbitch here

>>149395990
I go against the status quo.

>>149395999
There's only one of them left and he's old as shit b

I'm more of a Yes man

Jon was the sun
Shining upon
The tomb of Tom's hopes and dreams so frail
Jon was the moon
Painting Tom
With its glow so vulnerable and pale

Jon is gay
and is now away
Tom is champ
and i have a leg cramp

>>149396083
You are a somali

>finland talks to himself again

Think of all the lost openweight GOAT vs GOAT possibilities like Jones vs GSP or Jones vs Volk Jones vs Khabib would have been kino Jones vs DJ etc

>victory thy trumpet sounds!
>canada i stand for thee
>me name's tom aspinall and i'm 'appy to wait around mind

Just got back from wrestling practice. I absolutely mauled it today. Feeling like prime GSP. The older guy invited me to visit a MMA gym on friday.

>>149396149
Oh fuck I posted the second part first.

And here,' chimed in Radilov, pointing out to me a tall, thin man I'd not noticed on first entering the drawing-room, 'is Fyodor Mikheich... Come on, Fedya, give our guest a taste of your art. What are you hiding in the corner for?'

Fyodor Mikheich instantly jumped out of his chair, took from the window ledge a cheap-looking fiddle, picked up a bow - not by the end, as is normal, but by the middle - leaned the fiddle against his chest, closed his eyes and launched into a dance, singing a ditty and sawing away at the strings. In appearance he was about seventy. long nankeen frock-coat bounced about sadly on his dry bony limbs. He danced, either boldly giving himself a shake, or, as if on the point of collapse, swayed his small bald head, stretched his veiny neck, tapped his feet and sometimes, with evident difficulty, bent his knees. From his toothless mouth came his frail voice. Radilov must have guessed from the expression on my face that Fedya's 'art' gave little pleasure.

'Well, old chap, that's enough,' he said. You can go off and receive your reward,'

"wrestling practice"

>>149396166
Yeah retard. Not everyone is gay like you somalia. I actually have a fight scheduled for september.

I just discovered you can now take a photo of text from a book using your phone, extract the text from the page. I usually hate new technology but this is amazing. Think of the possibilities

>>149396183
I really only just think about minge if I'm keeping it 55th wy famb

>>149396180
>>149396189
>>149396183
You’re all pozzed piglets

>Yeah retard. Not everyone is gay like you somalia. I actually have a fight scheduled for september.

I don't need wrestling because i'm not a bitch. I punch and heem.

>>149396206
Bodied that freak

>>149396149
This jsut goes so well with your art, had to post it

>THERE'S THE TAP! CHARLES OLIVEIRA HAS DONE IT!

>>149396214
Tanked that shit. Hoodie guy was just lulling him in to a false sense of security. Had that fight gone to the ground you'd be singing a different tune right now.

>>149396222
Feels like people aren't hyped at all for Shartles v Ilia

OOOOHH
https://x.com/mma_orbit/status/1937508985923412115

>>149396214
>>149396206
Your opinion is irrelevant since you don't train

>>149396271
Friggen badass dude

>>149396271
What a piece of shit

>>149396274
I bet you don't even have cauliflower ear

>>149396271
Easily the best custom shorts so far

>>149396271
Why are monkeyzilians obsessed with japan?

https://youtu.be/4YUA9PlnANU?si=wwfH_UPmQjZ1Tk93

>>149396274
give us a link to some of your fights Mr.flyweight

>>149396293
Brazil and Japan did s big cultural exchange thing and apparently it went over well

>>149396303
What r u suckin hot dawgs Nigel

>>149396271
I just ordered these, maybe I shouldn't go then customised. I'm going to go get so much women this summer (They'll have my cum in them before they can even begin to discover what a weirdo I am)

Aptoro will have fairies in his custom shorts

>>149396330
it's my debut and I'm a bantamweight

Instead of my name it'll be my Telephone number doing down and wrapping around my Leg

>>149396356
Why did u get those shitty tattoos

keep an eye out for a kid named gane

>>149396369
Don't worry, I'm getting them lazered

>>149396364
What's your finishing move?

When they show pantoja, i don't see a dragon, i see an inbred mixed race monkey.

>oh the semi-negro semi-arab, semi-spaniard snoozed another decision, let's go back to sleep.

>>149396417
wrestling and stalling from top position

Dana should delete flyweight.

>>149396434
>i see an inbred mixed race monkey.
you might wanna turn on your monitor

> gane fucked you kid, fucked you real good
what did dana mean by this

>>149396446
Turn your monitor on

>>149396366
Still not making you a vocaroo xx

>>149396453
t. Tafa brother enjoyer

Ben Askren is Schumacher'd. Brutal to see. Even after lung transplants people live like 2 years

>>149396434
Ironic to attach an image of Ilia to this post
The modern Caucasians are known to be turbo mutts, Ilia likely has a lot of arab and turk in his DNA

>>149396484

>>149396465
>we do a le leetle bit fornicate on le Volkov, monsieur

Chandler vs The Undertaker is the match to make

>>149396536
Blame paddy for this shit, lightweight lost another heemer

Chudler is like 5'6 how is he going to be a pro wrestler?

>>149396536
Chandler probably looks small next to wwe bodybuilders

>>149396347
This, there's even a huge brazilian community in Japan and vice versa. The japanese have some words written in katakana that are just brazilian words.

>>149396554
dont you remember rey misterio

>>149396581
Rey has a sense of style and charisma that chandler doesn't

>>149396554
cm jew was 5''3, i believe

>>149396590
yeah, chandler could never

>>149396605
why can't he stop doing this

>>149396657
some people fish, others go hunting. Jon Jones?Well.. Jon Jones likes to driving and drive, it's a passion of his

When Jones drinks and drives, society loses it's mind
When ngubu runs over a girl and kills her, he gets sympathy comments

>>149396476
Mate I don't even want that anymore, you absolute GODshite

>>149396666
I also liek to driving and drive. It's a hobby of mine

>>149395642
OF COURSE HE DOES! THE MAN'S MADE OF MOHAGANY! -NOBODY- IN THE UFC-

get it out of your system? guy had a life or death war with izzy twice lol.

who's the strongest israeli MMA fighter

>>149395611
>if ACK-alaev can't take Alex zero chance Tomala can.
>SirGAY is a bum who no striking technique or placement. If Alex lands flush on Tomala's gay peahead she's kissing the canvas and presenting bussy

>>149396717
Daniel "Black Israelite" Cormier

>>149396717
Jean Silva

>>149396695
Kek I should have spell checked

>>149396492
He's Jewish (Turk)

Topturo's sisters gotta be escorts or something

Pettis this Friday on the poofl

Holly holm is boxing in the paul card hahaha

>>149396783
why won't that bitch retire she's too old to be taking damage

>>149396792
She's fighting women b

>>149396792
some women like to get hit

>>149396747
Volk's jabs did a number on that Wonk nose

>>149396657
That's aislop

>>149396826

gsp ducked the hendricks rematch and never fought anderson. khabib ducked 30-0 and never went for a second belt. jon retired on top at age 37 and people are dissatisfied because he left a number one contender behind
>buh buh but he held the division hostage
THE division? THE esteemed heavyweight division where THE ciryl gane is currently ranked #1?

Pantoja should be stripped

>>149396717
Uh oh

>>149396900
That's Monsieur Cyril Gane for you, bozo.

>>149396884
This is real

>>149396492
Not really
Georgians are still G and rest of caucasians J

>>149396936
Unfortunately

There's not a man or wahrani itt that I couldn't heem with my bear hands

>>149396936

>>149396900
GSP ducked romero/whittaker
Mma fans are womanlike and emotional and have huge recency bias and rose tinted glass at the same time

>>149396936

>The guy who runs the Cooking with Volk channel wonked ilia's nose

>>149396952
Wtf is wrong with amerimutts
>>149396972
Easily his best recipe

The minge wants to watch 6 Feet Under but I don't know if I can since I spent my teenage years heeming meng to Brenda. What would UFC HoF Georges St Pierre do in this situation?

>>149394781
Kody Steele is in fight camp. Stay tuned.

Kody Steer

>>149396996
For me? It's his rustic take on Sloppy Joe's

Jon Jones is the GOAT and if you disagree you’re a redditor newfag.
>muh roids
Everyone is on steroids
>muh Dom, muh Santos, muh Gus
Won them all
>b-but he’s a mean person :(
Irrelevant.
>b-but-
Case closed.

>>149397031
Bodied those freaks

GOAT (Greatest Of Avoiding Tom)

Unlike Jon Jones, I have never retired from the UFC.

Who's the real champion here?

>>149397005
>The minge
is that how you talk about women?

>NOOOO HE DIDN’T FIGHT MY WHOLESOME REDDIT FIGHTER!!
Can’t wait for the Reddit Tom downfall. He’s literally Johnny Walker 2.0.

>>149397031
This
With dominant people/people with no defeats, they will always search the minor mistakes, they cant accept someone that cannot lose
Thats why they prefer fighters with losses, it make them look more human/relatable

>>149397074
I think jones will come back if Aspinall does badly against gane

>>149395108
Ethered that freak

I literally dont understand the argument of
>muh he is mean and a criminal
Who the fuck care ?
We talking about fighting here
And also The fighter ≠ the person

>>149397107
Those are the same retards that are partly responsible for why the UFC is so boring now. Every fighter has to be this humble nice guy with no personality, it’s insane.

>>149397107
The fighter ≠ the kid

Jones always sucked

>>149397107
>>149397129
thing about jon boner is he's not only a faggot and a criminal, he's also super fucking boring!

Jon was never good

is it me or is jon jones a bit of a boring fighter

like u see it at the end of the fight
"oh wow jon has 32 punches landed"
but u can never remember them.

can u remember a single jones punch punch?

but try aspinall...u can see the punch
i remember a aspinall punch.

>>149397068
Clozapedo was talking about children I fear

Adonis.

>>149397068
Depends on the peach bappa

Good morning spammy

>>149397264

>>149397272
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149107698/#149110751

>>149397272
Tyla when the pitbull is extra pozzed

>>149397195
Thats an argument true but GSP was also a décision man
>>149397129
They are the types to critizize topuria because he is "overconfident" but then cry when a fighter has no personnality

>>149397278
Why

Why has punjab mc starting calling the sneedmaster tyler

dude lives in the 'chives

Merabussy archives his Aljodaddy’s loads I fear

>>149397307
you fear aljos loads?

Merbussy slobbered and bounced on Aljadaddy's BBC

In any case Tyler is a much better name than Amir or Sadiq

>>149397302
>>149397313
I'm a pretty little piggy.

Call me a pretty little piggy.

>>149397313
I fear for gapedrab’s fecal continence
Nigga be getting stretched out like Madame Tyla finna need some DDPs soon ygm?

Which cocky fighter would /heem/ like to see get humbled on Saturday?

>>149397332
oh I get it you're gay

>>149397301
Stfu and boink ya bacon bussy to that BBC like it's ya JONDADDY'S, lil' pozzed piggy.

Time to bust out the THIRD PHONE!!!!!

>>149397336
Call me a naughty piggy.

>>149397336
All members of Ms.Tyla’s pozzed pigpen are

>>149397346
I'm a bad little piggy.

I need a daddy to punish me.

he's so distracted he forgot to finish his sentence, type of stuff you get when you multi task on three different phones!!!!

>>149397368
Would you fuck me?

jon jones has retired

This isn’t funny for the rest of us

WE.

BROKE.

YOU.

I have no idea what's going on

>>149397397
Isn't that the bitter clown who literally talks out his asshole for a living inb4 monitor posts etc

>>149397393
Oink on ya Jondaddy's BBC.

>>149397393
The chadcord runs Heem and Titties Tyla the pozzed piggie is our heavybag

zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzmimimimimi

>>149397414
No that's another guy on another podcast

>>149397414
Turn on your monitor, spit out the dementia dookie dingleberries, and back up ya bacon bussy to oink on ya Jondaddy's BBC.

Now.

Usdaddy deserves the title shot

FACT: Usdaddy is undefeated against piggy white boys.

kek imagine the Janny hitting a heavy bag, guy would shatter every bone in his body.

Bust an AGPiggy white boys BACON BUSSY open.

>>149397445
Ms.Tyla got fired from xer job as Walmart janitor due to squirting steatorrhea on a Mexican man while attempting to suck him off

Pantoja customs

>>149396900
theres no such thing as ducking a guy you beat, that's just cope

>>149397458
Factual post I'm afraid.

>>149397421
Talmbout the fat black guy

>I'm sorry I was a naughty naughty piggy please let me back!

>I'll clean the toilets with my tongue.

>>149397463
I'm a naughty piggy.

Call me a naughty piggy.

Imagine what Usdaddy wouldn’t done to GSPiggy

>>149397489
sadly he's no longer with us

we are here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMzW19ioEd4

Oink oink.

Come be my daddy and make me squeal.

he spent hours in editing

mods just let it happen huh

>>149397527
Call me a pretty piggy.

what revved you this morning spams?

>>149397535
I'm a naughty naughty piggy.

Please call me a naughty piggy.

Feel the blast from the chocolate bomber

he looked good in the mug shot, what happened?

>ahhhhh mods save me!!! not my friend simulator

Daddysanya~san!

who the fuck is that hillbilly

>>149397567
You think I'm a pretty piggy?

I'm a hungry little pozzed piggy that likes to eat.

Oink oink.

We RUN this shit!

That's THAT on THAT.

Usdaddy thoughbeit!

on a serious note imagine getting mind raped this hard

only sneed's victim knows what was said to cause such an uproar in his soul

Fuck an AGPiggy white boy up he BACON BUSSY!

kek hes so excited look at him go

>>149397633
>>149397642
I've been a naughty piggy.

Call me a naughty piggy.

>>149397642
The jeets in ur country are out of hand do something about it

>>149397621
>Nig
>Nig

>>149397647
you are a victim

>>149397649
kek yeah Ill get right on that

What is this throw called?

>>149397673
This WEBM reminds me of The Gorilla Darren Till

>>149397652
I'm a naughty piggy who needs to be punished...

The state of this thread

Kek he's losing steam no heart in this spammy

Schaub

Daddysanya, I do not lament.

>>149397749
I would enjoy putting my bulbous finnish meng in her mixed weili

>>149397706
Stfu and back ya bacon bussy up to ya Jondaddy's THANG ya pozzed piglet.

WE RUN THIS SHIT!

I need a BBC dick daddy fr.

>hey let's check /hee-

UFC BJJ 1 FULL CARD TOMMOROW ON FIGHT PASS
Main Event: 135 pounds (UFC BJJ Bantamweight Title Match) - Mikey Musumeci vs Rerisson Gabriel

170 pounds (UFC BJJ Welterweight Title Match) - Andrew Tackett vs Andy Varela

155 pounds (UFC BJJ Lightweight Title Match) - Carlos Henrique vs Danilo Moreira

155 pounds - Keith Krikorian vs Joao Assonitis

125 pounds - Cassia Moura vs Talita Alencar

205 pounds - Filipe Pimentel vs Pedro Machado

145 pounds - Bella Mir vs Carol Joia

155 pounds - Keven Carrasco vs Ty Costlow

>>149397794

>>149397802
>Bella Mir
what does Franks daughter look like?

>>149397810
>mfw daner will never give me "the look"

>>149397802
>UFC BJJ belt

Any AGPiggy white boys lookin' for a BBC DICK DADDY?

Who was your first BBC dick daddy?

How do I deal with anal prolapse from my BBC dick daddy pushin' my shit in too hard?

>>149397292
Yeah I always see these cringe comments saying they cant wait for ilia to taste the humble pie

Yes. BBC dick daddy.

B-B-C.

Dick daddy.

>>149397911
Clitia is a little cringe brown girl who tries to quote farm.

She only has personality to brown turd worlders like yourselves.

s'tough b

>>149397911
I don't want him to be punished, I just want him to hand over my money :) he's alright.
This money is going to be converted into seamen so quickly

>quote farm
Superior than the current software the npc fighters are running rn

>>149397977
galmbout coral b

Good thread guys.

>>149397419
open your mouth fool

>Noo you can't just threaten to have the police killed after crashing a ladies car while fingering her and then running away
What's with these broke reddit nerds?

>>149397567
Meth

>>149397567
It's not the same person.

>>149398170
Quite obviously is

Reminder to go outside and lift some weights in the sunshine today.

Remember when Belladona put an whole baseball bat up her asshole? When will we get our defining MMA moment

>>149398252
It's right here >>149398258

>>149398245
I put up blackout blinds today so I will not be doing that, its fuckin brutal out there.

>>149398276
You need sunlight and exercise or you'll end up like pakibong. Food for thought.

>>149397982
Make a quality comment or don't comment at all, didn't your mum teach you that?

How we doing today heem I ain't scrolling up

>>149398245
Tell that to Miss piggy she’s looking gelatinous these days

>>149398306
You're attacking his family.

>>149398320

Can’t wait to see that cocky fighter Ilia Topuria get humbled on Saturday?

>>149398330
I'm not, I'd never do that.
You must be the good American. We need to give you a name since you're the only one, you just get lost at Sea here

>>149396271
why are they chinese. they should’ve put skulls and shit on them because he’s the cannibal

We cannot follow them.

>>149398361
The Brazilians are Japanese although they look indian

I'm going to call you Slick Willy, how about it?

>>149398362

Ouch!

>>149398403
Hoenstly Id rather be called my Christian name, Mr Lister the Sister Fister

>>149398345
Damn that's tuff b

>>149398431
lewis vs tuivasa

>>149397977
I don’t like Ilia but he’s heeming Charles inside 2 minutes and you know it

>>149398452
who has he ever heemed inside 2 minutes

>>149398452
At this level you think a right hook does it. You're a novice

Charles cannot stand with this midget plain and simple

whoever wins TSARKARIAN is the real champ

thou shalt neigh follow thee

>>149398520
this guy is supposed to be a professional athlete. i think i could kick his ass

>>149398505
Gamrot should be fighting for the championship not shartles

>>149398532
he'd weem ya silly

>>149398505
That sentence was grammatical horrendous. Why does nobody speak proper English

>>149398485
Shartles got nearly heemed by garth in like 40 seconds. Ilia hits much harder than garth

>>149397977
why u no make a parley and big money

>>149398536
Gamrot should be fighting for PFL

>>149398546
get a load of poindexter

>>149395871
Very true. Unfortunately Jones accepted the fight then back tracted. Meaning he lost by backing down from the challenge. To think things could have been different had he just retired after stipe... he could have won it all. It's sad to see.

if KKF wins he’s the worst male champ in the last decade

>>149398557
Gamrot owns PFL

>>149398546
>grammatical
grammatically*
You also forgot a question mark.

Poindexter? nice to meet you, Im Groindexter

Are we back to talmbout combat sports yet

holy fuck Kai’s skateboards from heembedded were as cringe as it gets

Maori boys were the original skateboarders

imma island boy

How many Nelk boys would it take to bring down Ngannou? Be realistic.

>>149398549
I don't know what you're talking about

>>149398559
Hahahah

>>149398605
What happened to those individuals and the one with no neck who hung with the guy with a really long neck

>>149398574
Who are you to point out my mistakes? Fuck off

>>149398452
The hecking dude who only lightweight fight is going life and death the Jai herbert? fer sure

>>149398616
I think you do and you're just pretending to be retarded

>>149398635
last i saw they were making out with each other. i don’t investigate that kind of thing

>>149398648
He took a full force headkick like Usman vs Leon and recovered in 5 seconds then won by brutal heem. Shartles is fucked and it will not get out of the first.

>>149397977
one HUNDRED pounderinos??! Get a load of this guy! Making big moves, eh, big man?

>>149398678
Post slip

(you won’t)

>>149397977
Based bong actually posting a slip and putting his money where his mouth is. Rest of this site is cowards

I tired brazza I tek a lidl brek

>>149398706
youseff belal is a munster

>>149398685
Yup

>>149398643
Forget a full stop, faggot.

I'm Zordon, nigga.

>>149398671
That sounds kinda gay icl

>>149397977
I kneel and weep for your lost hundo

I knee and sweep

Has anyone checked in on Ben Askren?

>>149398733
mfw someone said something bad about the jews

From one thing, know ten thousand things.

>>149398771
critical condition might not fooly make it

>>149398771
just switched his catheter and IV again

>>149398771
Yeah he's asking for wrestling results and awaiting a lung

peeon is finished...

>>149398830
he came from a zinc roof bruv

Soon.

aljamain sterling what ever happened there

Even the worst day heemin is better than the best day gettin heemed.

>>149398706
Clitia Xisters….

Charlie would absolutely get knocked out by that headkick btw.

Spammy is a triple threat. Nigger. Faggot. and Retard.

Chills...

Tyla is a triple threat of prostitute, piggy and pedo. We lament

>>149398977
kek you got his ass there

anyone got the spammy lexicon? what is this nigga saying

>>149398706
zalal is a future champ it turns out

>>149399022
yeah a champion in Jungle Fights maybe

Zalal "Remember the white sauce" Bossman

>>149399041
Zaldaddy already filled in the Tobussy with his white sauce sadly

do we agree with MMA Joey that Jon Jones is still the GOAT and deserved a proper send off? Joey says that Jon Jones doesnt deserve the hate and that we should forgive his shortcomings.

>>149398431
OOOOOOH

>>149399110
that doo doesn't have any ears

>>149399101
Rassklatt!

>>149399110
I agree that Joey should go to rehab

>>149399110
MMA Joey legit looks like he shits his pants. No jokes that guy seems retarded.

>no chama :)

how do you respond without sounding mad?

>>149399179

>>149399157
>>149399144
Tyla is an incontinent drug addict and the pigpen still supports xer, we should show Joey the same respect

Rosterwatch has Jones removed

just realized it's Job Jones and that's why God is always testing him

Why is jones cheating on his wife with white women

>>149399260
>women

>>149398694
Yep, they're all so cocky and confident in telling me I'm wrong and such a retard for my picks because it literally dead certain my guy is going to lose. Well if you're that sure wouldn't you want money for nothing?
They'll never back UK their words, lame chaps

>>149399260
his wife is white too

>>149399260
>wife

>>149398748
Oh I'll be weeping so much I wot even notice. This is my sexual predator budget I bet. I spontaneously decided to turn my weekend upside down and quadruple or nothing it

>>149399305
People generally don’t bet on massive favorites like Topuria the return isn’t worth it

>>149399404
I do, those are actually the type of bets I only do most of the time. It just so happens the guy who's sure to easily win this time happened to have crazy odds, so it works out amazingly for me this time

>>149399457
based

THE CHAMPION HAS A NAME

>This is my sexual predator budget

what if Jon Jones had this accident with the naked woman in his car on purpose just so he could seem less gay after he comes back from his gaycation in thailand

GET OUT OF THERE CHARLES
CIRCLE AWAY
GET OUT OF TH-

>>149399457
Why do think Charles will win

>This is my sexual predator budget

>>149399480
Hey, Don't look at my name! How dare you!

>>149399559
wow topturo really fucked up...uh...whoever that bum is

>>149399110
why would anyone watch that fat cunt, literally the worst mma youtuber
fucking james lynch produces 10 times better content than mma joey

>>149399619
this was a few years ago so he's hard to recognize, but that's tom aspinall

>>149396717
Palestine Adesanya.

What’s /heem/‘s favorite mma movie?

>>149399572
No I don't, just decided I didn't want to get laid Friday

Read your post wrong, sorry

>>149399644
Jason and the Argonauts

>>149397811
Ugly, but unlike Lesnar's daughter, she is not a complete clone of her dad.

History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme

>>149399392

>>149399101
Story win for zalal

>>149399574
Who cares, I'm not even ashamed. I found a way to find attractive, desperate single mums, and dumb students who don't know prices 4/10 hookers can charge kek, it's unreal. Any man would given the chance

Heavenly

/Varela/

>>149399644
That movie where Bryan Callen plays Joe Rogan

you niggas talmbout talbott?

>>149399392
>throw in a little bit of tit sucking plz my beautiful princess pls i lobe your bobs are so nice?

>>149399902
Is that Illia or Jubli

>>149399899
why is this faggot on the main card despite literally being exposed as a fraud in his last fight

>>149399921
Yes

>>149399902
Don't judge me on how I speak to these retards

What will become of saarcles rape budget when Shartles gets heemed

>>149399953
The flip he invested in 7 years ago

>>149399924
it's a prospect vs prospect fight, who should be above them? hecking jack hermansson?

>>149399953
£0 I'll be out of commission for a while since I can't afford to throw money at them often. You'll all be LOVING it. I want to win even more now not to give you the satisfaction

>Shartles

>finding gross desperate single mums on tindr
>being so utterly repellent that you still have to pay them for sex
Weeeeew lad

>>149400000
>jew thomas

>>149399975
Oh shit, my man has the memory of an elephant. That was xrp, nobody is making shit off that. But thanks for your support

India and Dagestan we are unstoppable

Luke Thomas the Terror of Trin Nang

I’ll fuck after I heem you

>>149399924
need I say more?

>>149399730
He already knew...

Bowie Knife Through Arab Child's Skull Enthusiast Luke Thomas

>>149400004
No at all, just had a bad experience paying for an expensive dinner 2 weeks ago and didn't get laid because she was sorting her house out and then we never met again so it was money in the bin. Which lead to going back to this method for a while.

Nice how you focussed on single mums and not the tight students, you spineless sad nan kek. And this is not a dating app

What if Luke Thomas and Lucas Tracy made a podcast

If you feel compelled to explain away your depravity to strangers while being anonymous, you know you’re fucking up

Luke "Sarin in the village well" Thomas

Holding a Vietnamese Village Hostage and Explaining His Depravities to Them Luke Thomas

Luke Women AND Children Thomas.

I don't really like you Luke, so I'm not gonna answer your question

>>149399924
he's literally the next jon jones

holy
fucking
chills

>>149400135
God can someone just zeem this haka cringe faggot already

>>149400013
>Jews are le heckin bad because.... THEY JUST ARE OK

>>149400253
cutting the afro took his aura

>>149400253
>the vet
Does he go to an animal hospital or something?

>>149400253
Hmm I dont think il pick lima

Luke Thomas consistently exposes the subtle fascism of TKO Holdings and the UFC

>>149400307
Pretty funny broski

>Robert Whittaker: I just started that new Rick & Morty season.. I think it's one of the greatest scripted shows

https://youtu.be/coPVknC2Hfw?t=2012

>>149400343
wow never expected this from reddit rob!

>>149400253
grrr he's lucky I had 2 premade TALBOT IS DELUSIONAL!! videos ready to upload in case he said something DELUSIONAL. HATE when fighters are DELUSIONAL

>>149400343
>ufc fighter is, like most people, a normie
stop the presses!

>>149400405
his homie said its gay and clowned him

>>149400417
he browses /heem/, that's why

Tom's about to get stripped cuz Ol' Pinkeye Moleratface can't stop jawing at Dana

https://sports.yahoo.com/mma/article/tom-aspinall-coach-erupts-on-ufc-i-cant-think-of-a-worse-way-to-announce-him-as-champion-192421108.html

Daruish cant afford to disappoint jesus "remember the name" christ

Pooneil Diarrheaish

Dagestani actress, Aubri Ibrag

>>149400576
>>149400559
I tought he was iranian but turns out he is just assyrian

ciryl gane has been promoted to undisputed heavyweight champion

>>149400279
Didn't you have enough fun getting cucked by Zion Don today?

>>149400577
hey didn't I see her on primecups?

Imagine all that hype just for Gane to expose Aspinall and then Jones come back with the psycological highground and subs Aspinall

You know, instead of just giving the belt to Tom for free. Daner could have made Tom fight Gane for it (with Gane winning obviously) and thus Toms stupid fucking dad wouldn't be saying stupid shit right now. FACTS.

>>149399392
>could you do Japanese Nuru massage too, and throw in a little bit of tit sucking? :)

>no HW title announcement yet
what the FUCK is that FAGGOT dana doing

>>149400653
Gayne has 0 ground game. Asspirin can and will just wrestle gay fuck him into homosexual submission.

Watch a better sport than this cum slurp.

>>149400702
Gane ducked again so they’re trying to get Almeida. Announcement soon

We have a HW champion that hasn't fought in over a year. Dead division.

>Tom gets stripped for inactivity

Tom refused to defend his interim belt

I sucked on stripper titties once. she was a blonde chick who had an Indian fetish and started speaking to me in broken Hindi. she also let me finger her over her thong
same club had another stripper who was Kazakh and showed me pics of all the GGG fights that she went to
a third stripper did some coke and told me to bury my face in her ass. I obliged
they were all like solid 7s
strippers, man. salt of the earth

Tom was never good

Finna shit HARD

>>149400832
Now THAT would be funny.

Tom Aspinall is the baddest 15-3 man on the planet

Dis doo actually Pak'd up.

>>149400846
...and then you woke up (after I heemed you)

>>149400846

>>149400929
Who's the skirt

>>149400724
Gane wreslte with top dagestani wreslters and aspinall ground is overrated

It's not clocking to you that it's time for a new thread

>cyril Gane is 35 years old
wtf

Our boy did it.

I let my haters be my motivators.

>Subbed by the Stuart Austin
I like Aspinall but people are too emotional and hype way too much just because they hate jones
>>149400983
All of this to get heemed by big ank
Serve him well for being a weeb

>>149400929
Why'd she do it bros

>>149400943
Turn your monitor on.

If you aint got no haydurs you aint schaubben, bappa

>>149400962
if training with someone was enough Umar would be a champ.

>>149401044
>>149401044
>>149401044

>>149400905
I haven't had a wet dream in ages. I jerk off too much
>>149400929
yjk she had work done. there's something uncanny
my ex-gf is Asian and did the double eyelid procedure. it looks terrible up close. the scars are very visible

>>149401000
Are you the algerian or moroccan?

>>149401051
HWs are shit and not everybody is like Merab and it was a close fight too

>>149401075
There is no moroccan french posters
Moroccan dude live in morocco
>>149401071
She is hapa

>>149400594
never heard of em but sounds better than iranian b

>>149397673

>>149396593
everything about that approach is curious
the skittering, the tappy little "punch", looking down like a comicbook character who just went off a cliff.

it looks fake