Thread 149397253

rain edition

Last session of Headingley Test:

scores at tea on day 5:
ENGLAND 465. & 269/4.
v INDIA 471. & 364.

Rain/bad light stops play in a sitation where both teams feel like they could have won easily

who gets the moral victory if this ends in a draw?

Let's be honest a backyard knockabout with school children is more important than any match featuring Indians.
The only teams England should be playing are Australia and South Africa, I would include the windies but they have been too crap for too long

If they do get back out, they will genuinely have to play memeslog for even a chance

>>149397289
India because they're into the lower order.

joel wilson the CUNT
(also the numbnuts who did a pooview)

sky sports has a button that says "show the 2019 headingly ashes test highlights"

super power

>>149397289
Christian civilization, of course (so none of the teams)

>>149397328
what happens when you press it?

>>149397343
*farts in ur face*

>>149397289
England because they took the ball on the toss

Less than 100 needed now

Does England have a history of proper poolapses?

>>149397358
they've had some shockers

Don't think England have ever collapsed in a Test Match, not really the sort of thing we do

I assume the coach gave Brooks a good spanking during the tea break.

looks like sleep just called

Ooh jeez that looked good.

MISSED YOU CUNT

gaan daan laig

>>149397228
the Americans joined because Israel couldn’t achieve what they were ostensibly claiming to achieve so big daddy did it for them, although they did tip off that they were doing it thus giving sufficient warning to evacuate all the really expensive and rare stuff.
Then Iran flexed to show the Americans what they could do if they wanted to, bomb 10k Yankee soldiers in Qatar, tipped off of course so nobody gets hurt.
Then America told Israel that’s done now we’re having a ceasefire.
Qatar talked to Iran ok let’s ceasefire. Israel bombs the shit out of Tehran like an hour after the ceasefire is supposed to be happening, Iran bombs Israel again. Trump is now pissed at Israel but idk if enough pissed to notice the ongoing genocide

>no pooviews left
there's going to be some chimping out

THE STATE OF BROWN FIELDING

>Reviews remaining: 0
Mindbroken.

there is no genocide in gaza tbg
ethnic cleansing? sure
>>149397473
a lot of desperate reviewing tbg

>>149397465
When even our wars are ironic

>>149397465
Oh, and thanks for the write-up

root and stokes look comfortable

>>149397484
It’s a slowburn genocide, 50-100 a day and they’re using food stalls instead of showers and the whole outdoor area is just a big concentration camp. Anyway whatever you want to call it
>>149397485
Almost exactly the same sequence of events when they assassinated that general in 2020. Call a negotiation, cancel it, bomb, get warned you’re getting bombed and get bombeb, ceasefire.

My last comment is it’s very clear from the last fortnight that Israel is a proxy of the US and Israel is not secretly in charge of the US or any of that stuff because clearly if they were there’d be a full US invasion of Iran right now and Israel would be marching through Syria and Iraq, maybe in two weeks

>>149397555
very comfortable and probably the best two Englishmen to have out there in this situation

That was a big chance

rain will save india

How does someone with fielding this bad end up playing at the highest level?

>>149397578
mad how they can just get out of gaza whenever they like to escape this "genocide" as opposed to being rounded up and executed.
its just regular ethnic cleansing, assuming any of the gazans don't want to return. spamming "genocide" over and over is causing more and more of the public to change the channel.

>>149397656
>spamming "genocide" over and over is causing more and more of the public to change the channel.
this tbqh

>>149397656
They are being starved out and when they come for food they’re being shot, that’s what being rounded up and shot is only by slight variance of means like some lawyers are trying to circumvent the legal definition of genocide. Anyway like I said you can call it whatever you want

Typical fucking stokes

GOTTEM GORN

COLLAPSE

bad shot

It's so fucking over

Reverse sweeps were a great addition to test cricket.

what the fuck was going on in his head? why would you spam the same shot every ball like this was Brain Lara Cricket

>pookes
>>149397692
in those cases its because of Hamas using civilians as shields not because of a concerted effort to round them up for execution.

>>149397726
All of England got mindbroken by Carey a few years back. They want to be like him so reverse sweep everything.

>>149397719
Let’s be honest they’re a stupid shot in any form and bowlers should find them offensive

>>149397743
Root has been reverse sweeping for years twat

new ball soon
it might make things happen

root seeing the ball well

How long left in the day

>>149397728
The Israelis are bombing apartment complexes to kill one person they have deemed a Hamas. That’s entire families and their neighbours being wiped out and being called the human shields of the one guy who lives in the building. It’s dirty war and by that logic it makes anyone in the vicinity of a legitimate military or political target liable, they also bombed nuclear scientists in Iran with their families. Fine, whatever at least it’s known openly now that’s how it’s going to be if you have war with Israel, and if they catch you as pow they might sodomize you to death, nasty

>>149397822
yes Hamas shouldn't have started what it can't finish.

>>149397820
maybe an hour

>Let me hand the ball to the most expensive bowler when England needs just 50 to win
Subhuman Gill

I don't want to see a Khalistani captain so I'm supporting England. 4-0 is the way to go.

RAIN SPOTTED NEARBY

>>149397980
isn't he temporary anyway

>>149397883
I hate subhuman

>>149397988
might be a sunshower

beautiful sunshine

>>149397989
No

>Trumpeter doing Sweet Caroline
hold on bro we havent won yet

RAIN, TORNADOS, EARTHQUAKES, LOCUSTS, AND SLIGHT DRIZZLE SPOTTED NEARBY

Barmy army has finally started making some noise now that they're winning.

shit teams

theres still time for jaiswal to drop another catch

I hate Poonjabis and Subhuman gill

never had any doubt Kappa

>>149398040
>baldeep

>England fuck literally everything up
>Indians still can’t win anything when not playing on the surface of Mars

>>149398040
if I were at the Perth Steam Works I'd be mandeep

>>149398040
>manmeet

>>149398063
>Arshdeep

>>149398040
Bumrah is a Punjabi, apologize!

guess they'll give motm to little duckett

>>149398085
>Jas-Preet

>>149397645
Given it’s India I’m gonna say corruption, IPL frauds getting forced into the side

thinking Drawchads might be having an unhappy evening

One of the greatest run chases of all time desu.

How did cric suddenly die, raced through a thread and then straight back down

not seen a cuckstamp flag for a while

Can India still win this?

>>149398162
S.Howers not pulling his weight

Is it too late for a rain dance?

I feel like there’s been loads of extras in this game

>Those clouds
oh no no no

>>149398169
England made dumb decisions, so I'm not sure about this.

>>149397700
>>149397367
>>149397311
>AUSJEET MINDBROKEN

>>149398169
Truly. Its like we are taking a 350+ run chase, on the last session of day 5, for granted.

Half-ton up for Roooooooooooooot

>>149398186
Day 3 India gave away 30 odd IIRC

>>149398187
Ausjeet rain dancing desperately

RAINING POZZSTRALIAN TEARS SPOTTED

>>149398199
The only negative is they've made it look too easy. Losing another wicket or two would raise it up a kino level.

Rule Britannia

Australians have gathered outside the ground for a mass whinge in attempt to rain off the game.

>>149398169
>>149398199
headingley pitch doesn't deteriorate
not a special achievement
england already did like 3 of these chases in the last few years
it's not 1995 people score runs now

WALLOP

finish this quick lads I need a piss

>New ball
>Bowl the spinner instead of Bumrah
The bookies made the call.

victory imminent

why did india only bring one bowler? are they stupid?

>>149398198
it's not gonna end in a draw tho loll

The brave and wise leader Joe Root.
Almost all is forgiven.

Where is Bumrah? Why is a spinner bowling with the new ball?

DONE IT

If England don't win off a boundary they lose the narrative

>>149398271
I think he is off the field right now

well that was fucking easy

we'll chase anything

what do we think about this chat about bumrah being the greatest sportsman in history of late
I think it's premature and he will be found out as a fraud soon enough

*Applause*

India chucked this match away like Bumrash sending one down. Not sure they're going to recover from this, could be a 5-0. Call Kohli a coward all you want but he knew.

ONE-NIL
>ONE-NIL
ONE-NIL
>ONE-NIL
ONE-NIL
>ONE-NIL
ONE-NIL
>ONE-NIL
ONE-NIL
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ONE-NIL
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ONE-NIL
>ONE-NIL

This is a worse massacre than Amritsar

gg easy
but very straightfoward chase, 5 wickets left and 14 overs to spare shows how simple a chase it was
people are still in boomer mode where 4th innings chases over 300 are somehow impossible

>>149398284
he's already a fraud because he's a chucker. everyone is being polite because the Indians own the ICC but no-one takes him or murali's achivements seriously.

gg lads
now I get to finally do something else before next match

>>149398271
Didn't want to blemish his record by having the winning runs hit off him. Selfish really.

Well done, England. Really, a great chase.

>be 359/3 at the end of day 1 having been put in to bat on a blistering hot day
>still manage to lose
>shitdia

>>149398256
based me flipping smudge's switch

>people were saying India should have declared last night
lmao

ggs
impressive game of cricket regardless of who won
both teams can be proud

>Win with a 6
Fucking chad move

>>149398284
All fasts eventually turn to crock, and he’s not even been around a decade, so yh wait for him to retire. But if you’re going on about goats there’s so many to talk about that it’s effectively pointless. At best he’s the “best” of this generation/era of fasts but even that’s slightly debatable.

>my friends, anon, needs to piss
>hits 18 off the over to win
good lad, this smith

>>149398304
430-3 at one point

>>149398304
>Add up the lowest scores from both innings
>13/32
Deserved to lose really.

>>149398314
Pozzie-Paddyflagsissies…

>>149398325
>>149398329
The India tails in their innings were fucking dogshit.

The ECB curating roads for England side is a blatant as BCCI and dust bowls

>>149398343
Seethraj going for duck yesterday will have added to his manlet rage. Rumour is the kids urinal at Headingley got smashed.

I think we can safely call time on the "Sai Sudharsan & Karun Nair" experiment.

>>149398353
Alright Amit have a beer and some Dahl and chill out. Miss Jeet will be home from her nursing job and you can bash her around for not supporting hard enough.

How is it possible to be so bad at the only sport you play

Indian players were smiling too much today. BCCI should fine them for not taking it seriously

I am a man of strong Anglo-Saxon heritage. I scowl when the roast beef isn't served at 6 sharp, and I do not care for the attitudes of modern women.

>>149398380
surely even BCCI know cricket is just a summer activity

>>149398377
1.4bn ppl and they can't find someone to dismiss this guy within five hours

>>149398371
Sudharsan
>0 runs in 1st innings
>40 runs in 2nd innings
>1 catch in 5 days
Nair
>0 runs in 1st innings
>20 runs in 2nd innings
>2 catches in 5 days
IPL FRAUDS
P
L
F
R
A
U
D
S

JUST GIVE US THE FUCKING ASHES

>England top of the WTC table with 100 PCT
stop the fucking count
give us the mace already

>>149398461
won't win a single test

>>149398466
EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ

>>149398429
There really should be some form of qualification or licensing to be a test player. none of this ipl/t20 shittery.

>>149398466
kek pozzstralia ohnonononono

From Andy Zaltzman:

>England have become the first team in first-class history to win a match in which they have conceded five centuries to the other team.

FIRST
CLASS
HISTORY

>>149398483
Just a straight up IQ test, poor Rahul and Bumrah looking at this team of frauds wondering how the fuck they’ve managed to bottle this. Gambhir sacked in the morning confirmed, Modi will be seething.

>England have won all of their last 6 tests at Headingley, all while batting second
Stokes doubters btfo lmao

>>149398380
It was a red ball white uniform mickey mouse game, not a serious Twenty20 game.

>>149398522
#BelieveInBaz

>England won the first test
Pretty much guarantees a snoozer of a series. England will prepare roads and go for a draw for all the games to come.

>Rishabh Pant is the 12th man to hit two hundreds in a Test and be on the losing side.
noticing a certain nationality is ahead of the rest here

Ausjeet seething still, shame all those rain dances didn’t work for you

>>149398592
>Zimbooby

Steve from Southampton in fucking tatters

>>149398592
>Start date: 7 Sep 2001
Crisp ending to that test.

>>149398612
Imagine actually sending that in to TMS and expecting not to get obliterated by literally everyone who read it

good game of cric, always good to see bindia be embarrassed.

>>149398612
>>149398625
spoonfeed me

>>149398372
BLAHDY BITCH BARSTARD

>>149398504
I’m surprised it happened in no timeless tests.

>>149398682
pillock

>>149398614
they had the WTC back then but then no longer

>>149398682
lmao boomers

only thing that has annoyed me about the mccullum/stokes era is players saying very stupid things in press conferences which they seem to have toned down

>>149398682
based
fuck anyone that has a run rate over 2 an over

They've been wanking over bumrer all week and he didn't even get a wicket in the fourth innings.

>>149398723
Dangerously based

>>149398614
>Where were you when the towers fell? :(
>Scoring two fucking centuries and still losing ffs!!

>>149398682
Steve, the soiboomer of Southampton, a man who hates victory and loves the moral sensation of failure.

>>149398712
>let's go, boys

>>149398799
He got stranded on 199* and no one even gave a shit.

>>149398713
In fairness, the first two Ashes tests were thrown away and the India series at the start of last year was a disaster. It hasn’t been plain sailing in the “bazball” era, and I wouldn’t say they are a great side now.

Gambhir as test coach:
>Played 11 Won 3 Drew 1 Lost 7
>2 of those wins vs Bangladesh
Yeah, he's getting sacked after this series.

>>149398928
actually you're right I was seething hard about those first two tests

>>149398874
>Think you'll have the most interesting story on what happened on that date
>Not even in the top 10,000

>>149398933
state of that

don't forget 3 of the losses were in the home series versus new memeland

>>149398928
That is true. Bazball exploded with that early success in pakistan, but it has struggled at times as well. I think players confused "playing naturally" with "having to play aggressively". A think a few players had to learn the difference.

Pretty sure I know how England rigged the 1st test in Headingley.
>doctor pitch so it becomes a day 5 road
>win the toss and have a bowl
>alternatively lose the toss and have a bowl
>put out false rain warnings from the met office for day 5
>thus encourage the Indians to accelerate their 2nd innings in order to not give English a chance at batting out a two session draw on day 5
>win the match

noticed the ECB youtube channel doesn't spoil the result in the title of the final day highlights

>>149399028
ECB are based af with their uploads

>>149399027
>bogjeet developing schizo theories

>>149398263
lol what sthis from

>>149398682
LOL HOW CAN YOU BE THIS BIG OF A KEK

>>149399089
I had a look at the webm and I'm pretty sure it's from anime

One more day of toil bros one more fucking day

>>149399141
>149399141
funny guy

>>149399207
Until?

>>149399089
princess principal, it's not a cricket anime

>>149399424
M-monday

gotta go cya

>Bumrwh 0 wickets
What’s the point of being allowed to chuck it if you’re not gonna take any wickets?

>>149399890
thanks - shame
they do have that whole britboo thing maybe they will do a circket one one day

jeets btfo

>>149399890
Princess Principle is based bar the scene where they say our food is shit by showing a really crappy burned English breakfast. They do at least make fun of their own food in the scene, however.

>>149399890
>>149400692
There is no cricket anime, but there is Indian cartoon on it.

>>149403026
Something seems off about Indian Rising Star Suraj, I just can't put my finger on it.

>I just can't put my finger on it.
based meza with the gfzas clitza iykwim haha

Bumrah was accidentally poisoned by some dodgy Leeds dahl last night that’s why he bowled shit today

>>149398682
Upvoted this man while I was at work
Love seeing boomers moan, we should encourage them

>>149403402
No. Frankly I don't know what you mean. Every time you say this I don't know what you mean. You seem to have a nervous tick and have to write this.

I told you these teams suck. Imagine losing to the bongs.

>>149403489
I can translate for you

pick one
>reverse sweep
>block with body part

News flash: the poms think they're hot shit now

just seen the score
lmao state of bindia. also is bazball legit?

>>149404125
bazzing started with the final three balls of the game

cricket

watching the highlights
why are there so many empty seats? entire empty stands even. wtf I thought Yorkshire was one of the last places where cricket was still going

>>149404255
locals probably thought it'd be rained off
but yeah i would have gone if i had someone else along and a safe place to park. not leaving my car unattended in leeds for too long.

nice selfie sebshit mate
noticed you disappeared during the game for some strange reason. feel free to yfo yourself again anytime (hopefully for good)

some of us have other things to do fella
was monitoring it though x

...yh
India has a selection† problem

†politiks as usual

>>149404418
you need to take holidays when there’s cricket on and maybe some all rounders and some bowlers, the tail was weak and there’s not enough threat outside of Bumrah (he did still look dangerous) and stop dropping catches. The bats were alright though so that’s something.
England are good and it’s important now to remind them how excellent they are so they forget they were lucky with the toss and basically Duckett won the test for them

>>149404560
..yh..realized I wasn't being fair to englel right after I posted that.
gg.. brook took it away in the first innings and then duckett ofc
bowling depth has always been a problem for India. fielding too

I'm surprised at just how good that test ended up being
Spent the first 3 days thinking a draw was the only possible outcome

>>149404643
>>149404738
I’m really looking forward to the 2nd test (and also Windies series)

Ynr

>>149404845
windies series isn't going to be great watching
we will unironically destroy them completely and utterly
might be fun to watch konstas but depends what style of batting he brings

>>149405000
I don’t mind if it’s not competitive I like seeing individual performances too and it’ll be cool to see the crowds and venues, also there’s a day/night test

did we only go through 3 threads this test?
poor turn out from the poms bar the final day

>>149405879
three threads today, maybe about 10 overall.

business idea: normal test cricket but with an over or two of bazzing per day

any chuckers in?

How did the match go? Big totals. Did both teams just bowl like shit or what?

>>149407420
Very road like pitch. started to get some inconsistent bounce during the second half of day 4 but before then the only movement was a bit of swing when the clouds clouded over.
England bowled a bit too full in the first innings
India dropped the most catches ever in a test match in England
India bowling line up has some serious depth issues, even their second best pace bowler Shitraj got pummelled around a bit
Knowing Bumrash is only playing 3 tests means that this might be a 5-0 series if they can't sack up for his next test
India are mentally fragile as a team these days, if the next test starts poorly for them we may see a generational chimpout

>>149407506
Fuuuaark. Sounds hilarious. Highlights won't do the Bindian mental collapse justice. Might catch the next one since the Windies series will be boring as fuck unless newblood come in and do something promising.

>>149407553
it was a surprisingly good game despite being so batter friendly
hopefully the pitch is a bit more spicy for the next test

DID INDIA LOSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ON THAT FUCKING ROAD

>>149409248
First team to lose a test when 5 different batspersons score centuries
kek KEK!

>>149409264
what a fuck up lol

>>149407627
i highly doubt it will be since england won on this road that incentivises them to doctor more roads

>>149409306
I think it comes down to whether or not they think their bowling attack is better than Indian
batting wise I think England are better, which would promote roads being prepared but India were pretty bad with the ball this test and if bumrah is only playing 3 of the 5 tests then I would be preparing greentops for the tests that he's not playing and backing myself to bat better than them

watching The Test season 2
only thing worth watching on Amazon
can some chad pls provide a stream later for AU v WI? fuck delayo.

>>149409907
cricstream
pretty grim that the game doesn't start ti midnight
I'll watch the first session, but still very antisocial viewing hours

>>149409926
cheers, yeah not optimal im probably just gonna catch the first few overs and go bread hopefully the game goes for more than 2 days so we can watch saturday morning.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLTmGBrB0xp/
fark the way pat talks about marnus here it sounds like he's done for good

>>149364150
>>149394208
>>149394394
/COUTNY/: REPORTS & HIGHLIGHTS POST for day 3 of round 9.

>Division One

Durham 327.
v Sussex 361. & 111/4.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c62de35lvy1o
https://youtu.be/78NEdQgExPw

Essex 296. & 108/3.
v Hampshire 453.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cz9ke45w950o
https://youtu.be/qpXCtIg-0P4

Nottinghamshire 487.
v Yorkshire 414/6.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c4gex9x2z6ro
https://youtu.be/fHYhY-oFLAQ

Warwickshire 351.
v Somerset 498. & 116/3.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cr4w6dw6kq5o
https://youtu.be/YP2ejmoHakI

Worcestershire 214. & 125. v Surrey 291. & 53/1.
>Result: Surrey win by 9 wickets.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c5y0vjvy1glo
https://youtu.be/u3BO_0CKYQM

>Division Two

Gloucestershire 187. & 364/3.
v Derbyshire 398.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cdxlewv0lp4o
https://youtu.be/fa5R0GJfDPg

Lancashire 639/6.
v Kent 374.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cn5k7lx094no


Leicestershire 576/7dec.
v Glamorgan 353. & 131/3.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c1k8mp4gw31o
https://youtu.be/NOGrdBO3_ls

Northamptonshire 435.
v Middlesex 413. & 215/3.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c5yg6q5wj7zo
https://youtu.be/fESyOSFn7pM

>>149410058
>/COUTNY/
THEYRE NOT SENDING THEIR BEST!

*takes dexy so i can stay up to watch the crig*

*takes dexies so i can type it all out for free*

no idea what that is supposed to mean mate? a dig at me? if youve got something to say stop being a pussy and say it straight up. cheers

*takes a dexy so I can get riled up at some chatter*

*be's so new i don't know who countystreamslad is and assumes you are le having a dig at me*

dont ever mock me again mate. why do you think i have dexys? ive been diagnosed with a mental illness. and you think its fine to make fun of me? have some compassion aye.

>>149410235
lmao

>>149410080
went to school with a girl named courtney who was incredibly hirsute

>>149410239
you mocked yourself champ

>>149410239
*bangs bootstraps*

>>149410085
>>149410115
>>149410179
>>149410225

there is absolutely zero reason (other than Indian cowardice) that another Test Match shouldn't start today

>>149410261
I banged your mums boots last night champ

>>149410277
Jofra Archer isn't ready yet

>>149410309
Stokes is already preparing to get him in, just because he’s taken one wicket in county for first time in 400 years.

>>149410377
No he needs 3 more overs of first class cricket! He isn't ready yet!
He's only bowled 4 overs of top class pace bolwing!

>>149410277
India should play a fc tour game against a county, and then a test after.

Didn’t realise the Aussies were touring the Windies with the first test starting today.

>>149410423
Nothing to worry much about, won't be competitive

when is the cricket going to amazon?

>>149410429
is that young cunt playing that btfo aus a few years ago?

wish I could get a free trip to the Caribbean to get out first ball and sit in the sunshine watching Cricket then "slip" as I run out to field and have to be replaced by a sub so I can sit in the sun watching Cricket

>>149410439
sounds like what the english team do when they tour australia

>>149410436
Yep, hes in the squad

>>149410447
what a chad
could be a decent game then
do they have any other new members?

Windies are easily my equal second favourite team

>>149410459
to be honest, that was by far the best game of cricket he's ever played - don't go into the game thinking shamar is going to shit all over our bowlers, because he is really just a minnowtier bowler like the rest of the windies team
pretty sure hes been dropped since that series in Aus

[reddit space]

would be kino to have some tight matches though

>>149410475
ACB propaganda agent detected

>>149410473
Makes sense - follows the support matrix we all abide by here

>>149410479
wtf am i looking at here

>>149410488
crack mostly

>>149410488
Shows you who to support, e.g. for the India vs Eng series

>>149410494
cant be bothered thinking of anything specific just pretend this is a joke abour ur mum

>>149410488
You look for the home side along the top line and follow it down to the away side and it tells you who you're supporting

>>149410498
charts bullshit then

>>149410507
How so?

>>149410507
Our greatest minds put it together and it shows the results of the 2024 /cric/ supporter census
You're saying the entire poommunity is wrong

>>149410510
would rather see minnows win because it grows the game. sick of auswinslol
>>149410514
yes i am.

I just realised I never put Sri Lanka on it lol
Guess they're a minnow now

>>149409992
>Cummins backs Green as 'long-term' No. 3 amid Australia's batting reset
I think Marnie is done for good...
The way Cum has talked about him and his replacements over the last 24 hours doesn't give me much hope of a return of the sperg

>>149410556
the cunt averaged like 15 for the last few years as a top order bettersperson he should have been fucked off years ago

>>149410543
It's missing out of the test nations Afghanistan and Zimbabwe also.
Don't let perfect be the enemy of good

>>149410576
Zimbabwe can go in the minnow tier, you guys are better than them these days
Afghanistan should be on their though, they probably beat BAN, WI, and IRE if they play a test series

Marnus isn't an opener and he's slightly been dudded by being put there then dropped

>>149410597
he was shit at 3 aswell though

Can we drop Khawaja as well? He should not be in the team, and we should be blooding in another opener (I vote mc weenie) for the Ashes

>>149410591
I mean I don't mind whatever but I'm thinking because there's 12 test nations having those on it will make it less ambiguous about minnow status. I need more coffee

>>149410615
I've been dreaming up some new visualisations for it

i agree with dropping khawaja and getting a new opener but sydney mcsweeny cant handle the pressure of first grade

>>149410626
think you'll find he was the 22nd top runscorer in the sheffield shield this year fella

>>149410664
my bad. let him open!

>Lancashire sat at 639/9
>265 ahead
it's Day4, if they don't declare as soon as play opens they are retarded

>county "cricket"
they should have declared at 0/0 iykwim

>>149410497
incredibly rude post

this life is slipping right through my hands
these days turned out nothing like i had planned

>>149410713
this guy HATES england

>>149410727
typical kiwi little brother syndrome mate nothing to be alarmed about

>>149410717
https://youtu.be/Vak9wUPkL3Q?si=hOVowI8cTKHiDGy5

>>149410746
Disgusting disrespect for the spirit of cricket really

>>149410717
based heath ledger iykwim haha
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VOWVZ4oS9_U

>>149410749
based 14 year old at his first house party in 2013

>>149410761
https://youtu.be/QiD7C9OiEiQ?si=hOUYolz2EQG8YgoO

how did pajeetdia even lose when they're allowed a bowler who clearly throws it? what's the next handicap we need to give them to compete with bazball? bats 2 times the width?

Tongue Bashir my Carse

perhaps they need the largest population in the world from which to draw a pool of talent
and for cricket to be the #1 sport in the country
and for there to be no #2 sport whatsoever
and for their opponents to open the batting with a 5'3 man and a lanklet

Root my Bumrah

/COUNTY/ Championship, round 9, day 4:
BBC have live text and radio feeds, also streams on the ECB website

>Division One

Durham v Sussex
https://youtu.be/i8oj0t95kfE

Essex v Hampshire
https://youtu.be/62X0yKJJSLY

Nottinghamshire v Yorkshire
https://youtu.be/ja9xrLL-mwE

Warwickshire v Somerset
https://youtu.be/8Un_W-gNyZM


>Division Two

Gloucestershire v Derbyshire
https://youtu.be/d74W6EB7JFE

Lancashire v Kent
https://youtu.be/jHpzmk5gvkQ

Leicestershire v Glamorgan
https://youtu.be/VE1f6_7E-dM

Northamptonshire v Middlesex
https://youtu.be/BWCjN69Quvg

a billion cricket-obsessed vs a couple million who don't really like cricket

Labushane will be back in no time because the big dud Green will get dropped

some really immature posts lately

/cric/ is back on form then

>>149410900
Australia has a test series starting tonight.

>>149410917
No ones gonna watch it though

>>149410944
I'll watch the first session every night

>>149410944
i might mate wtf do u know about me?

Thinking about how bad that loss by India was

this match should start at 8am so people can watch some of it.

Essex have turned to complete shit this season, just lost Critchley.

moar of a field hockey, javelin and chess nation really tbqh ngl famalama x

https://youtu.be/HLrLjDTkicM
x

sebber mate havent checked in for about a year hows the construction project going? did that excavator you bought end up being any good ?

more of a kabaddi nation tbqhwy

>>149411072
more of a pink floyd fan myself if im honest

how about 'half man half biscuit'
t. bumble

>>149411077
luff that thing, fella. all the construction work is kinda done for now x
>>149411083
https://youtu.be/7jMlFXouPk8
x

>>149411090
>division bell enjoyer
im thinking based and big brained. learned to drive in my dads commodore through country nsw at night after he got off work and that cd was one of the few he had in his car. always reminds me of those drives. alot of it was on a causeway too so the 'down the long road and on the causeway' line in high hopes takes me back big time
cheers x

sick of turdle dropping in words that aren't fucking words, almost as bad as mutt spelling

>>149411122
>>149411078
tabla x>>149411124
u stayin' yamagucci fella¿ x

>>149410994
kek yeah i did the same earlier
after the first day, a draw should've always been the worst possible outcome for them
reckon jaiswal is getting therapy at the moment after all those drops

imagine if

umugun uf

>>149411330
gottem

>>149411330
brutal

>>149411008
Hope you get relegated along with us due to Jamie Porter's antics
This image made me chuckle thoughever >>149410853

will any ausfags be staying up for the match?(calling all neets)

yerh, i'll watch till lunch

u better post then. dont wanna be left to fend for myself in the bong hours

i shall be watching from the lounge at the Perth Steam Works

I'll be watching, already cut the grass this morning

awhll dah pepow
so maneh pepow

cat dahn on yer porklaif maite git sum eggzersize

vey awll go and in and
fru dere

eemeegeen eef

>>149411675
>took him an hour to think of this
the peewee mind at work

>to think of this
I didn't invent the Australian accent mate

brother finna racking up his 3rd marriage/divorce, good for him

i know mate thats why you cunts sound so funny. couldnt work out a normal accent

>>149411373
Nah doubt >we will get relegated but it has been quite a poor run. There was some good performances early on but its been downhill, should have got more from both surrey games for example. Bowling in particular has been slightly surprising, but Harmer hasn't looked on form at all and Porter and Cook have played games without the other and just looked off seemingly as a result. Too often they've picked up 5 wickets and struggled to pick up the rest. As for the batting, Elgar has looked wobbly all season and Cox got injured and is taking his time to get back to normal since. Lots think Westley is a shit captain.

Are you watching any of the other games today, since pears have already lost?

can someone call barbados and tell these cunts to start playing im getting bored

>>149410944
Dunno, I might watch it

>>149411814
can one of you cunts turn the lights on at the stadium and get things going?

>>149411814
ay mon whats happening just liming myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrJFK8O4Dyg

evenin' cobbers

>>149411850
was this whole shit fake? or a big meme? no way its real it was all too goofy

>>149411814
please

criggy :DDDD

>>149411828
>>149411835
>>149411900
(You)

Pretty impressive that Labs will end his test career with an average of 45 considering he was dogshit for two thirds of it

I've got two bags of vanilla fudge and a packet of custard creams

they call you the diabetes enthusiast

they call me hell, they call me stacey, they call me her, they call me jane

The world’s 8 richest individuals have as much wealth as the bottom 50% of people worldwide.

>>149411977
terrible, terrible song

>>149411989
If you're an able bodied straight white male in an English speaking cunt you're better off than 95% of humans

>>149412000
WRONG

>>149412000
it was ok for the time

>>149411989
dont a lot of people have negative wealth?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFCOt6wbm80
daniel cannot understand a song such as this

>>149412000
that's not my song
that's not my song
that's not myyyy song

>>149412018
good song but tbg its the only one on my post-punk playlist that I'm minded to skip when I'm in the car.

>>149412029
what else is on the list
still not entirely sure what post punk actually is

>>149412000
checked and trued

>>149412029
imagine it coming on when a girl is in the car
simply not worth the risk

>>149412051
u just live in a pleb area if the girls are gonna snob u for listening to music that isnt in the pop sphere

>>149412046
not the complete list but here

>>149412046
basically 70s punk but more restrained rhythmic and arty

>>149412059
dk any of those but dad listens to fischer z cruise missiles album (paradise skies?) all the time so could be decent but possibly boomerfied too.
i dont not know
cruise missiles is a good tune but

>>149412073
Marliese was big in the Netherlands
The Worker is another tune by him. I used to do the commute he describes in it, and my used car too failed its MOT on first attempt

>>149412061
i thought shit like deathconsciousness was post punk but ppl say some of the smiths stuff is too so thats why idk

>>149412059
do not agree with xtc talking heads etc being called post punk imo

>>149412061
>>149412086
late 70s to 80s imo. add early 90s alternative rock and this is 90% of my listening these days.

hey im new here, is this the shit music general?

>>149412084
>my used car too failed its MOT on first attempt
crisp general motors customer
the album is red skies over paradise btw that dad listens too, just googled it. cruise missiles is sick but dont remember much else off it. hes also a big fan of roxy music and the stranglers (stranglers might be post punk?)

>>149412105
no its the cricket thread u dumb cunt its in the fkn title

This is on Disney+

>>149412096
played a bit loose with genres just to fill out the playlists to ~3 hours. good for any journey
Temple Tudor is more punk than p-p for example

>>149412086
deathconciousness is shoegaze and industrial. those genres' lineage goes back to post punk but it's not itself post punk

same with the smiths, without post punk they don't exist (literally named that because they were so big on mark e smith and the fall) but they aren't post punk

post punk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRjsBh_R3TQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ply8h0kHuag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4prQ11orEM

>>149412122
It’s on tnt over here

>>149412101
literally me
mix in some 00s p4k too to remember when i was young and happy and neon indian was cool

anyone got a stream? (NO PISS JOKES!!!)

>>149412018
In fairness Mark E Smith had quite an accent to him and he slurred pretty much everything rather than sang. Always loved this song especially the opening
>I'm in the furniture trade
>got a new job today
>respect the cretin on the no.3 lathe
it do be like that fr fr no cap

>>149412154
it's on GEM lad

WI ready?

Can you not see how many unique posters are in a thread anymore ? Grim if true

sub fifteen bings gentlemen sort yourselves out drinks slashes snacks and poos

>>149412154
here you go lad

>>149412157
more making a joke about how simple and repetitive it is versus the pretentious wank he listens to
MES was easily the best lyricst going

>ground completely empty
lame. garn sleep.

AUSTRALIA HAVE WON THE TOSS AND WILL HAVE A BAT

Westley got his ton, Essex don't look like losing this now. touch wood.

nice tunes btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Y4KpfZd0k
writing a song mocking your guitarist and making him play it to crowds each night and then cutting him out of any royalties for it is a good bit imo

>>149412105
nah it just it typical online zoomy cringers who found 45 year old music and think they're special

>>149412188
>expecting anything more than this
You have too much hope in your heart

Konstas will be batting for Australia in 7 minutes

>>149412207
>mocking your guitarist
the fall went through a lot of members but I'm guessing its Marc Riley.

for 7 minutes

Josh Inglis will be batting for Australia in 15 minutes

I like the gold numbering. I mean I don’t like the numbering at all but if they’re going to do it at least if it’s gold it’s less contrasting

AUSTRALIANS ALL LET HS REJOICE

we are YOUNG and free

Steve causing seethe

>17k thumbs down

Is Servin' USA being played?

>>149412261
the famously humble geoffrey boycott

>>149412261
They hated him because he told the truth.

RALLAY

good luck everyone

>Indies stream their cricket live on youtube
Holy based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_BtSzo3CbY

mad how there's 22 people about to play a test who have never seen snow

If not for Aussie tourists there would be about 50 people there

fucks sake Lancashire, Kent are 7 down, you are in the lower order and have Jimmy fucking Anderson in the side, he shouldn't only have bowled 4 overs at this point

>he's posted it for the third time
I do sympathise with that guys opinion tbf. But bazball isn't as bad as it was. Although some of the selections are still a bit shit and they do come out with cringey shit to the media still.

>>149412281
>not available in my country
pure racism is what it is

>>149412281
>not available in your country
arrrrr

>>149412281
nuh uh

>>149412281
This is actually a fair way ahead of Kayo

I won’t even watch

>>149412281
*tune's in*

don't support bazball because going to a century with a reverse sweep simply isn't cricket

>>149412281
>not available in your country

>snow can be found in the latinx/latinz West Indies
>none in pozzstralia
kek ohnononono

Fucking hell Barbados looks mint. Wish I could go watch test cricket there

>>149412286
I was saying to the missus if I was going to follow the cricket on tour that would be my first choice. She's interested in Jamaica for some reason

>>149412309
kek its like a minute ahead
fucken hell delayo is shit

Test cricket truly is dead in the West Indies. Sad!

>>149412309
>Paying to watch something streamed freely on youtube

>>149412339
NRL isn't streamed freely on youtube?

delusional people watching Lancs youtube are saying that Keaton Jennings walks into the Australia side as their best batsman, this is a man who scored 49 with a 45.37 strike rate in a match where 4 people scored centuries

>>149412344
There's plenty of free gay porn on the internet if NRL is your thing.

Why hasn’t Sammy played a ramp yet

The Lord's Media Centre and its consequences have been a disaster for the architecture of cricket ground.

Why do these Australian tour groups always all wear the same shirt to every day of the tests

>>149412353
If AFL is your thing you won't even need the internet

>>149412327
Entire island is worth it desu

where's my nigga kavem hodge

>>149412379
Hasn't been a single gay AFL player in its entire existence.

might post some 'micks in the youtube chat and see what sort of reception they get

>>149412391
That’s right they all pair off once they get graded

>>149412331
Barbados would definitely be up there for me. Would have loved to have seen a game in Antigua when they had the old Rec ground. The new stadiums just don’t have the same soul.

>>149412402
KEK GONE GOTTEM
IRISH HAS DONE HIM WITH A RIPPER

>>149412378
just a bitta fun innit

>>149412408
I’m partial to Grenada

I here now. You can start the test.

>>149412417
Lovely spot. Not a huge fan of the stadium though

>>149412414
>Staffo

Any porn addicts in?

>>149412424
that looks insanely easy to sneak into

>>149412414
wearing the same shirt for five days sitting in the hot sun along with 50 boomers sounds so much fun

>Khawaja going to beat up on some semi-amateur Windies bowlers
>Extends his test career for 2+ years
It's not fair, buschangebros...

i thought this cunt was going to score some runs?

Keep an eye out for my missus in the crowd. She’s currently on a girl’s trip to Barbados.

Just got back from Maccas

>>149412444
The trick is to not go alone and book your own tour a safe distance away from them. It’ll be cheaper and you can immerse a bit better in the local stuff. I would hate being in one of those tour groups with all those old Bazzas

Just fucken hit some memeshots Sammy for fucks sake

Fuck, had a couple fish oil tablets before and must have too empty of a stomach because I just burped up some of it into my mouth and the taste almost made me yak

>>149412470
Why arent you there with her?

just signed the contract for flatberg

I was just telling bard the other day that the carib should be his next holiday but he turned out to be a le islands are le bad brainlet
wants to go to shitdia instead and literally eat shit lmao

>>149412281
yeah very based, bangladesh do the same it's good value.

Fuck that doesn’t look good

Pepper got his ton as well. Looks like a draw at Chelmsford.

too high. umps call at best.

>>149412489
I’m not a girl.

has anyone suggested getting Salt and Pepper on the same team

GONE GOTTEM

rigged

>>149412527
I’d put shit and fart on the same team.

le scoop babby

like these

>3 (13)
What was the point if he isn't going to smash?

Fall of konstanople

>3(14)
I thought he was supposed to be a memebasher?

holy shit forgot there was another test match on

>>149412551
>>149412551
>>149412551