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Boca XI - someone is back

singles and Boca will go through

>>149399079
>Cavani

ok I'll watch this

Auckland XI

>>149399079
>Tumbacavani
ogre

>>149399054 (OP)
How many from Cacavani today?

LET'S GO AUCKLANDBROS

>>149399120
Could this possibly Auckland's B squad?

VAMO LOCO QUE E' EL CUMPLE DE ROMAAAAAAAAAN

Assuming Bayern wins 2-0, Mouth would need to score 4 goals to make it through.

This is the match

>>149399079
>>149399117
>>149399124
>>149399130
i love cavani
dale boca

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCAAAA

>>149399209
CONTROLA PARA DELANTE LA CONCHA DE TU HERMANA

oh lord tapia

>>149399079
HOLY SHIT!

Vamooos Bocaaa

>mementiel

>still zero
It's over

Reminder that the last time an Argentinian played vs Auckland City they only won by 1 goal. In fact, they tied in regular time

>5 minutes in
>0 goals
Bochitakeks...

Boca should easily score 4 or 5 goals after the first one drops

Tic Tac bokita

>>149399322
It took benfica 45 mins and a rigged pen to break their spirit

>>149399325
It's Boca

>>149399054 (OP)
grim

BOEEEE

>>149399079
>Cavani
0-0 confirmed

Can Mementiel carry the living dead, nosferatu, the first death knight Cavani?

es al pedo

ahahahaha
>bosta

Go ACK-land!

>ACKland got a shot on target before Little Mouth
GRIM
SO FVCKING GRIM

Well given that Roman brought roncaglia from Cyprius, I don’t see why he wouldn’t buy at least two of these Auckland’s players

CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI CAGANI

Good luck Bocabrehs

>cavani

Cavani: farts

>acavani

>Dinovani

What would be funnier,
Boca scoring 7+ but Benfica not losing OR
Benfica losing by 7 and Boca not winning

Died in Madrid
Died to JFK
Died to Pikachu
Died in Lima
About to die in Nashville

>>149399413
The former definitely

>>149399413
Benchica losing and Boca not winning ofc

>>149399438
>died to pikachu
kek

>>149399413
The second one by far

>benfica goal
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Kiwi Neuer

>1-0 Benfica

on no oh no boca sisters... we have to go punch our wives now

its over

Benfica gooool

Bocabroooss

It's so fucking over

It's ogre, bayern rested everyone and they're playing only not to get injured.

bye bye boca
ranking KEK

KWABOCA

Did Boca score yet?

Score some goals already, you fucking Argies frauds.

>need to score
>field gagani

Has the hype around the Cuck World Cup died down? In my view, it has.

Flamengo v Bayern in Round of 16
I didn't care about the cup anyway

grim

si pierde bokita pierde mi familia

>Benfica wins over Bayern
>Boca loses to Auckland
would this be the worst outcome?

>>149399587
Bayern will recover

>>149399584
There was not hype to begin with

>>149399595
the funniest outcome you mean

It's a shame because Boca has one of the best hinchas out there. But yeah, argie clubs aren't on the same level as brazilian ones

>zeballos

al lateral

>>149399606
well i mean to boca obviously spainbro

>>149399595
>flamengo x bayern
i'd think it's hilarious

AUNQUE GANA O PIERDA NO ME IMPORTA UNA MIERDA

I CANT SCORE

>dad already stopped watching
yeah it was a good run bokita

>can’t score 1 goal in 20 minutes against part time accountants and forklift operators
It’s over Bokitasissies

>benfica up 1-0
Uh oh bokita women...

>>149399582
I'm starting to think voke doesn't care just because of that

why wont auckland just throw the game at this point
a chance to take revenge on benfica

this is what they get for letting cagani play

why cant boca beat part time mechanics and accountants?

>>149399656
shut the fuck up retard
some of them are carpenters and cab drivers too

Truly embarassing boquita,

this looks like a handegg match

cacani

I CAN'T SCORE

Memes asides, did Cavani really got that bad? He used to be a beast at his peak

>>149399699
From one match to another he just became SHIT and stopped scoring or even touching the ball.

japish corchazo bros...

Nah, I'm out.

>>149399699
He did. Watching him feels like watching Suarez try to run, an old fart chasing a ball.

>cebollas

>>149399683
seething

>>149399732
>junktown
literal ogre ending

>cooling break
>still no goals
KWAB

dont boca have to score 6 or something? why is it still 0-0

Argentine rose status?

THE FAMILY IS GONNA LOSE

>>149399763
You jynxed it

>>149399754
They were banking on bayern's C team winning by 7 and they'd only have to win by 1.
Benfica is not THAT bad, I guess.

Gooooooooooooooooooooool

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL BOCAAAAAAAA

BOCABROS WE'RE IN

BOCA NUNCA TEME LUCHAR
>BOCA NUNCA TEME LUCHAR
BOCA NUNCA TEME LUCHAR
>BOCA NUNCA TEME LUCHAR
BOCA NUNCA TEME LUCHAR
>BOCA NUNCA TEME LUCHAR
BOCA NUNCA TEME LUCHAR
>BOCA NUNCA TEME LUCHAR

>>149399769
It doesn't matter if Bayern doesn't win

>>149399054 (OP)
IT'S HAPPENING

Auckland scored more goals than Boca kek

>>149399711
>>149399736
That sucks, I really liked him. He was a great striker and could also adapt pretty well to different tactics, still remember that Italy - Uruguay in which he made Pirlo pretty much useless because he spend all game marking him

own goal, doesnt count

>>149399796
Rilquelme won’t call you Garnacho, so chill out

did ACKland get paypal'd by Chiqui Tapia or what

>>149399774
>bayern's C team
Wasn't fifa giving out a punishment for this or something

97° Farenheit in Nashville

BOCA BROS WE'RE STILL GETTING ELIMINATED BOCA BROS WE'RE STILL GETTING ELIMINATED BOCA BROS WE'RE STILL GETTING ELIMINATED BOCA BROS WE'RE STILL GETTING ELIMINATED BOCA BROS WE'RE STILL GETTING ELIMINATED BOCA BROS WE'RE STILL GETTING ELIMINATED BOCA BROS WE'RE STILL GETTING ELIMINATED

>>149399827
I won’t do the match. Just post it in celcius

> imagine living in the Miami Heat

Would rather hammer my balls tbqh senpai

>Boca out
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

>>149399850
Not him btw

>one goal per segment
they won't make it

resista roman, no se deje vencer por los profetas del odio

LET'S GET IT STARTED

>Murray, they just gave us a free-kick? Last time, we had to pay you.

lets get retarded in here
lets get retarded yeah

LET'S GET RETARDED IN HERE

>>149399879
LET'S GET IT STARTED IN HERE

>>149399821
They're guaranteed to through regardless of result and getting second or first in this group won't really matter.
Resting your players for the knockouts is the obvious play if you actually want to win the tournament.

It's over for bokita it seems, no way no one told them benfica is winning during the break. Now they'll be too demotivated to score even if bayern comes back later

>>149399893
>Argentinagatoro
Based

>>149399866
shieeeet

Advincula kek

>>149399866
how different is that from the argie summer?

we're just expecting that auckland goal

Energies will be depleted for thr second half , that’s when cavani will statpad

>>149399927
Well it depends where, up in the North it can easily be 50°c. In Buenos Aires, 35°c but humid as fuck. In the southernmost city, Ushuaia, it doesnt go above 20°c.

>>149399910
Motivation aside, they look clueless, they're just throwing the ball hoping for something good to happen. I think best case scenario they score 3 goals after a bunch of long balls, but with this lack of creativity there's no way they can score a bunch of goals

>Tumbacavani
hahaha

Gooool Bayern

Last digit is how many goals Boca get from the goal pinata.

Gagani

Thread is going so slow, everyone will know i really like cuck porn

CAVANI VETE DE BOCA

>bover out in the group stage

>cavani
why would they sabotage themselves this hard

>Strewth mates, she's bloody hot!

CAGANI

Boca is not that far away from a random MLS team

>>149400017
As it should be

why can't he run a soccer team? he was so good in mexico

>>149400046
> Drug World Cup when?

>>149400031
boca is seattle sounders tier

>I CAN'T SCORE
KWAB

>people pretends that boca is still a big team in 2025

boca have no chance of going through theyve only scored like two goals per match

Yeah looney toons match
https://youtu.be/g26mEFzXJhU?si=9YUZPDglSuLZulsy

>it was just brasil all along
always has been

>0 - 1 (26') (P.P.) Nathan Garrow
Jej, Kiwibros we can't stop winning.

Good job, Conde Tardicula! Honorary 13th member of Auckland!
(The 12th is our boy Cavani)

>>149400084
and by counter too. they cant do shit on the opposing half

>two troll posts in 3 minutes

>>149400087
it's just boca who's shit
i swear, i swear!! racing would atropelate these shitters

Cavani: farts

Cavani has HIV

Boca should sign Morata

Taborda would've scored that btw

If we gathered 11 4channers, we could unironically score more goales than Boca

>Bayern entregated
I thought germs were honorable

halftime plans?

>>149400114
es cierto se lo pegué yo en el vestuario del valencia

what the fuck is going on with acklands goalie? other than his OG fuckup and that bounce on his back he's been on fucking fire
he's been possessed by dibu

There's more dignity in twisting for Arsenal de Sarandí than for Boca at this point

>>149400152
I'm gonna coom

MIERDANI

>>149400152
cosy cafe, today's matches are boring

What has done cavani to start this match. Get this fucker out of my sight for the second half, miguelo

it begins

Half time gordas

>>149400143
Morata se suicidaría escuchando los insultos en Argentina.

I'll give the kiwis credit, they have a lot of heart

>>149400152
Drink mate

>>149400084
PLASIIIIIIIIL

>>149400111

Boca players should unironically sit back and let Auckland score 18-1 as a protest to riKelme

>>149400185
Alaskatime?

>>149400152
Exercise and a cigarette

Bokita GAWDS we are winning!!!!!!!!

>>149400184
They were laughing at river last Saturday...

>>149400214
Shes getting ARGENTINE'd in Buenos Aires right now hehe

I really fear today for Martinas and Valentinas

>>149400242
Hot, moar?

>>149400242
why does he let himself be hit like a total faggot?

how shit are boca lmao

la puta que los pario son todos una flor de hijos de puta te queres morir con esta banda de soretes

>>149400263
>He

>jobbing to ACKland city

>>149400263
Based on the shoes, I think that's another girl

>>149400242
BOOBS

Dont you worry your little heads Boqitas, 2nd half we will send in half of our A team and KEKfica to the shadow realm

Bayern actually don't care
OR
They're sending their BTFO message to CONMEBOL
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SP??????

>>149399754
Only if Bayern wins. If Benfica wins, they need to score 11.

>>149400295
you never know

>>149400242
CONTEXT?

>>149400242
I NEED THIS. BIG ARGENTINA MOMMY IM A BAD LITTLE BOY I NEED MY PUNISHMENT PUT ME IN YOUR CORRALITO GUGUGAGA

1:0 against a team of these?

Why would you ever marry a bostero?

PAPELÓN de Boca juniors

>>149400242
i wish that were me

>>149400348
Bosteros families today

>>149400314
the beauty of plausible deniability :-)

>>149400346
>The players on Auckland City don't make a soccer salary; their roughly $90 weekly stipend is the maximum amount the national federation allows to cover expenses like cleats and gas. The athletes have day jobs ranging from teachers to warehouse staff, and many have to take unpaid time off to play in the Club World Cup.

>>149400394
Based amateurs. True respect.

BOCA
ELIMINADO

Is Cavani to Boca the biggest flop in that club?

>Football first half
>Rugby second half
I call it Kinoball

>>149400242
tfw no brute tall bosterota that beats my gallina ass every time bokita loses

>bayern subs also stayed in the locker room during the 1st half

always monkey, never frog

>>149400544
why do bokitabros say this
frogs are based

Cavani: farts

>>149400492
That gordito was always right

what a boring match

>some people sold everything for this

>>149400598

>>149400598
>Kids rifated their Play for this

>This is the best Boca of the last decade.
Utterly grim.

>>149400598
I don't think people do that anymore, they just get in debt

One goal every 7 minutes

GOL BAYERN GOL BAYERN GOL BAYERN GOL BAYERN GOL BAYERN GOL BAYERN GOL BAYERN GOL BAYERN GOL BAYERN GOL BAYERN GOL BAYERN GOL BAYERN GOL BAYERN GOL BAYERN GOL BAYERN GOL BAYERN GOL BAYERN GOL BAYERN GOL BAYERN GOL BAYERN

>>149400598
The New Zealand players?

>>149400626
Yes, one boquita fan on TV said he sold his car to be there Lmfao

>>149400598
>America fans got tickets for every Los Angeles FC game

>0-1
>Pero River se va fuera contra el Inter

>1-1
OH NO NO NO N0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

BOEEEEEE

>>149400598
>>149400651
Aren't the tickets like 20 dollars nowadays? I remember reading they basically give them now for free because FIFA didn't want to see empty stadiums.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAA

BOCANAL

>>149400615
>Rifated
CHI

Es raffle
>He made a playstation raffle to go see Boca lose

BOCA
> BOCA
BOCA
> BOCA

LOL stop embarassing us 2bh lads

JAJAJAJSDFJASJFAJDSFJSAJ

TOP KEK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ok this is now embarrassing

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SON UN MEME

BOSTERA WIVES ARE ABOUT TO SUFFER.

HOLY KEK

bocabros...

Holy fucking shit oh no no no de esta no SE vuelve bostero

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

KIWIS CAN FLY

NO PODÉS.
NO PODÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉS!!!
TE METIÓ UN GOL AUCKLAND!
CLAUSARATE BOCA, JAJAJAJAAJAJAJA

KWABOCA

>>149400649
Oh no no no no ajajajajajaja y ahora empataron ajajajajajajajaj

GOL DE AUCKLAND

kkkkkkkkkkkkk

Jajajaja KWAB

HOLY FUCKING KINO

does someone knows the song played after the goal

it has never been so over lmao

WHAT PART OF AUCKLAND ARE YOU LADS FROM

The Manchester United of Conmebol

>>149400684
Plane tickets+ hotel+food+tourism presents for le family

RIQUELMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Moriste en Madrid

>velASCO velASCO velASCO velASCO velASCO velASCO velASCO velASCO velASCO velASCO velASCO velASCO velASCO velASCO velASCO velASCO velASCO velASCO velASCO velASCO velASCO velASCO velASCO velASCO velASCO velASCO

grim

AHAHHAHAHAHAHHA THE SHAME

/BUG/ when?

>>149400684
Yea but plane tickets are like 1k, plus the hotel, food, etc

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>boquita

THIS IS THE GREATEST ARGIE TEAM AHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149399054 (OP)
>Today I will remind them

SUSPENDATED

>scored on by a school teacher after a cross from a warehouse worker

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/M0pWejAnLUQ

Kukas about to lose a huge chunk of their voting base

se acabó

https://youtu.be/0A0d5f1eNhQ

River sisters don't get cocky

Bo-ACK Seniors

>>149400786
That would be Independiente

>nubes
OH NONONONONONONO

>>149400786
That boy owes me sex.

EMPATATED BY A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER

>>149400310
...what are you doing, Boqita

OH NO, RAIN

hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on
aren't River supposed to be the pecho frios??
WHATS GOING ON

>>149400738
Darude - Seven Nation Army

kwab of the week

Let them play in the rain so these bolivians learn what taking a shower feels like

> Boca: 1 against Goal

Cant make this shit up lmao

MURIO
EN
MADRID
Y NO
VOLVIO
MAS

Alguien saque a esos muertos del campo

Kiwi, sos mi alegría
Mi locura, vos sos mi vida
A Auckland vamo a volver
Por la vuelta todo daría
Daría Kiwi
Donde juegues yo voy a estar
Hasta la muerte

Hoy tenés que ganar
Que Auckland es un carnaval
Acá está la más fiel
La gloriosa plaza butteler

>rain break
absolute state of my little sawker

>>149400826
>LESSON ONE!
*header goal*

>>149399212
>>149399212
>>149399212
Enough about Boca. Let’s make fun of Lyonais

>>149400829
Sorry Hans, Riquelme is just that bad

Serious question, what kind of name is River Plate?
I get it comes from Rio de la Plata, but then it should be Silver River

NOT THE HECKING CLOUDERINOS
AYURAME GOD WE ARE LITERALLY DROWNING RIGHT NOW

>Los mejores memes del empate de Boca

>the Auckland goalscorer is a secondary school teacher who had to take all his vacation days to attend this tournament

A literal non professional player

>"intense rain"
This isn't cricket

>>149400884
There's lightning

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

>le adverse climate pause

Argentina is not sending their best...

Doesnt it rain like 5 times a day in Miami? Whats so dangerous about it

HAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>149400883
It's bad English by boomers.

>getting scored on by a teacher
>have to sit and wait for clouds to fuck off
KWAB

>17-1

Yes more agony for bosteros

No Excel could save Boca from themselves

El partido se jugará en Madrid

You don't understand. Argies don't care about this tournament.

ahahajjjajaaeeeeee

>>149400888
Thats based and sad at the same time

>>149400909
americans are afraid of water falling from the sky

The white man fear the rain

Milei will make boca great again.

>Boca is respected across the world
>Europeans tremble when they hear our name

gcostanza status?

a-are those....clouds in the sky??

SUSPEND THE HECKIN GAME RIGHT NOW!

>Fifth weather delay of the tournament
lol

Argentines too busy abusing colored people to know how to score a goal against a literal construction worker

>>149400909
Lightnings

>>149400891
Rain isn't the problem, it's lightning
>>149400909
There's lightning this time
>>149400934
>>149400935
it's not the rain, there's lightning

>>149400883
Because we are talking about 18th century English and back then silver was called plate so it was the river plate

Brits speak backwards even today like
“Cracker of a hit that was”
Instead of “that was a good hit”

>boca conceding to kiwis
L-lads should I call off my flamengo bet

hahah they even gave them hpope with a fake goal from bayern LOLOLO

ajajajajaj se van al aeropuerto ya

Which is the equivalent of chiringuito for bosteros? Pagani still working?

>>149400829
kek

Argentinian football got severely exposed. They may be even worse than the Chilean and Peruvian teams.

Mi Boquita...

Imagine if poo peeland cared about this sport

>>149400988
lol

>>149400953
>Soccer against the Argies? Yah mate, I'll give it a go!

>>149400959
LOVE IS A TIME MACHINE
UP ON THE SILVER SCREEN
ALL IN GOOOOD TIME

>>149400986
I felt a tinge of sadness while watching this

>>149400986
Disgusting.

>>149401012
You are currently witnessing the worst boca of all time though. And River did a decent job so far.

>>149400986
>top left
you can literally see her penis

>>149400394
The commentator here mentioned a few interesting tidbits about Auckland's CWC appearance. Taking part in the tournament means basically being away for a month from home, and while most members of the squad managed to be there it just wasn't possible for some due to workplace commitments. So technically what we're seeing isn't even Auckland City at it's strongest. What also caught my attention is how they won't distribute the participation prize (something like $2-3M, I think?) amongst themselves. It will be invested into the development of the pitch(es) of some local high school, so it will be usable all-year round regardless of the weather. Seeing how AFC have active students in their squad as we speak that's basically investment into their so-called youth system.

>>149401014
So this is what the All Blacks felt when they lost against the Pumas?

>>149401012
Primeira Liga and the Tapialeague are the biggest losers of this tournament.

La gente se pregunta
qué pasó con Boca
Qué pasó con Boca que ya no existe más?
Ahora yo te cuento, lo que pasó con Boca,
que perdió la Copa, se murió en Europa
y no existe más

>drawing to this

>>149400978
>back then silver was called plate
No, it wasn't.

>>149400986
don't women feel dumb when doing that kind of stuff?

>Hydration break followed by another hydration break followed by a pause due to adverse weather followed by Blacked Raw™ ads during subs.
I'm really not looking forward to the next world cup.

>>149401034
>worst boca of all time
But they are against an amateur team...

>>149401012
all thanks to tapia

>>149401035
you made me looked and there isn't anything.

>>149401035
>Her

Imagine this break takes as long as the one that lasted an hour and Benfica win their match in the meantime, they might be so demotivated they lose to schoolteachers

pffffff

>>149401035
where? i want to see it

>>149401063
If only you knew how bad things really are

>>149400940
do Argentinians really think this?

Why are burgers afraid of clouds?

>STORM ON THE HORIZON, SKIPPER
>REEF IN THE MAINSAIL

>>149401060
>forgetting the 1 minute break fkt kneeling in honor of saint george floyd

>>149401093
Please don't laugh. He's unironically severely ill and Riquelme is trying to kill him.

tiene k ser un chilango el wey
la raza estamos con el ekipo de Maradona

>>149401127
kys

Why do Sudacas treat Recopas like a real trophy and not an exhibition game?

>>149401100
Bosteros do, I kid you not.

>>149401112
True, that and the pledge of allegiance to the Antichrist.

>>149401118
uff
vamos Corinthians

La 12 gonna get roasted

>>149400786
>>149400986
Saving the semen slurper match

>Same level as some salesmen, a forklift operator, an insurance provider, a real state seller, an ironmonger, a personal trainer and an engineer.

>TURN THE STADIUM SEVEN POINTS NOR'NORTH WEST AND WE'LL OUTRUN THIS SQUALL

>>149401118
Damn this girl is perfect

lmao wtf

this would be sad if it wasn't just SO funny

We got you brothers

>>149401172
Not anymore, anon, not any fucking more.

mentiras no dijo

>>149401118
What's the name of this tranny again?

>boca junior fans celebrating 1-1 against part time car washers
I don't know man, you'd think they'd be pretty disgusted but maybe this is the level they expect from their team

>check weather to see if FIFA would suspend games here
>they would suspend games every day
>realize that this city WILL HOST world cup games
buckle up for the sequel guys

>>149401190
f1nnster

>>149401190
Felipe

Lmao they don't want to leave

can he save boca?

>whistling the announcer

>MAN THE BILGE PUMPS, SHE'S SINKING!!!!

Bros, I'm starting to think Boca may be dogshit.

There are like 10 cops at the game, how are they going to make these people leave
Very unprepared for a South American chimpout

I dont follow argensimian league can someone redpill me why this boca is so trash

>>149401208
Don't they have at least one fully roofd Stadium?

>pausa de hidratacion
>pausa por lluvia
>pausa por un relampago
>pausa de publicidad
>pausa pausa presentado por Pepsi TM y Mastercard
>pausa por calor
>pausa por que le duelen las uñas al portero
>pausa porque murió un gordo en la grada
do americans really????? World Cup 2026, i cant wait.

>they'll be forced to play while already out of competition
Humiliation ritual

>>149400986
White women after seeing >>149398545

Don't worry lads... leave it to me

>>149401208

Man it is 37 degrees in charlotte not 25 degrees like in mx

>drawing to the worst boca of the century
Cringe kiwis

>>149401249
They elected peronism and received peronism results

>>149401221
Grande Miguel Hidalgo!

>>149401249
A prominent Argentine psychic revealed that he had a vision that a curse had been placed on Boca, and thus they'll never be able to win another competition, at least until the curse is broken.

>>149401257
of course not lmao

>>149401102
what happened to the Americans, they weren't so pussies

>>149401189

>FIRE THE STARBOARD BROADSIDE AND WE'LL RAKE HER STERN!!

>>149401249
they voted for a literal 20 iq ape for president instead of macri because they don't want to "sell the club" to corpos

rigged shit

>>149401293
jej

>>149400909
Americans can't afford to install lightning rods.

>>149401249
River buckbroke them forever after that superclasico in Madrid.

>>149401249
they use retired players, their academy has nothing noteworthy and their scout system is trash. Same goes for River btw

>>149401208
>argentina 0 - 1 netherlands
>minute 68'
>suddenly match postponed due to weather
>they come back 40 minutes later
>penalty for argentina at 89'
imagine the riggi accusations......

This is the best auckland since gallipoli

>>149401293
Why the Chivas cap though?

Holy shit anyone got a webm of that lightning strike??

>>149401310

>>149401193
Cómo pusiste la bandera de Boca

>>149401311
Why isn't River doing much better than them? They have an ever better team than in 2018

>>149401297
Respectable

>>149401332
By being Somali.

Weekly reminder NONE of the World Cups Argentina """"won"""" is legit. All threes were gifted by FIFA:
>1978 to please the military regime
>1986 to give a real title to maradroga
>2022 to give a real title to Pessi
No need for a discussion, just a fact. Thanks.

equalizer is only a matter of time

why are shitskins so hostile?

I feel bad for Auckland City, they just got a new Australian A-League franchise in town

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE REASON WITH THE NEGROS JUNIORS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>>149401334
Because Gallardo got buckroken by gabigol the year after

>>149401334
>They have an ever better team than in 2018
Hello, mister Brito, didn't know you post here on 4chan. Could you please stop buying shit players from the same jewish agent? Thank you.

>>149401038
>What also caught my attention is how they won't distribute the participation prize (something like $2-3M, I think?) amongst themselves. It will be invested into the development of the pitch(es) of some local high school, so it will be usable all-year round regardless of the weather. Seeing how AFC have active students in their squad as we speak that's basically investment into their so-called youth system.
:,)

>>149401334
They have actually big chances of winning against Inter. That Inter is fucking ass.

>>149401331
>earth cable literally into a cup of earth

Wtf lmaoooooo

>>149401335
yeah but the fun thing is that boca was world champion TWICE under macri's administration back in the early 00s. so it's so fun to watch how they literally fucked up their own team beyond repair

Yfw the bosteros chimpout and they are sent to guantanamo

>>149401342
TRVTH NVKE

>>149401331
monkey here, would that even work?

>>149401334
THEY HAVE NO NUMBER 9, still with borja, if they had they would be on next phase already

>>149401331
>That grounding wire
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

>>149401342
> Creates a thread
> Gets ignored

Here, have a (You) lad

>>149401386
Yeah, that would kill you pretty effectively.

>>149401316
underrated comment

>>149401386
it needs to be deep in earth i think

>>149401365

>Auckland felt bad so they scored an own goal
>then they felt disgusted by the Bocacas and equalized
>USAliens activate their horribly dangerous harmless cloud generators to postpone and riggi

Estudiantes el unico grande

>>149401331
what the fuck

>>149401386
Only up to 220V (just kidding i have no idea what i'm sayin)

seriously you amerisharts build all these fancy NFL stadiums and never even heard of lightning rods? closed off roof plates?

>hope a thunderstruck strike and kill every boquense

>>149401427
belive it or not they sell them in "easy"
never seen any on any bathroom tho

Couldn’t imagine living in a place with frequent lightning. Kinda spooky.

>>149401342
>tf
>tp
Your nation can't even qualify to a wc without help.

>>149401418
>>USAliens activate their horribly dangerous harmless cloud generators to postpone and riggi
but dude, think of the risk of lightning in Oakland

I wanted Boca to qualify, but this is the biggest KWAB of the tournament, right?

Tying a team of literal amateurs is embarrassing

>>149400786
Who is this pure maiden?

GOL DE BAYERN BOQA

GOL. DE. BAYERN

>>149401442
It's comfy

WELL WELL WELL

>>149401441
They wouldnt work here, since the water is so cold it wouldnt be enough to heat it. Thats for monkey places with tropical weather where the water already comes out of the faucet kinda cool.

>>149401386
No, the current needs to make a circuit with the grid

>>149401334
But they did, they have more points and chances to advanve

>>149401442
Lightning is comfy. And most places only have it regularly during summer.

>bocalivia without referees helping every single game are literally worse than AUSSIES
lol lmao even

>>149401386
No, not at all. There's nothing magical in "Earth" that dissipates electricity.

ROMAN SISSIES OUR RESPONSE?

>>149401463
Do you get a lot of lighting in North Falkland?

>>149401447
atletico is the biggest kwab so far

Do tank water heaters really not exist in Brazil?

ACK-land city

>>149401492
not as much as the city of londonistan

>>149401490
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>149401478
The grounding cable doesn't (and shouldn't) go back to the grid.

>>149401492
Buenos Aires gets some serious thunderstorms once in a while, yea, comfy as fuck

>>149401445
>from 2006 to 2021, Tennesse had 7 (SEVEN!!!!!!!) lightning related deaths, but there were none reported in 2023
>Soccer and Golf tie with 13 deaths each between 2006-2023 nationally
We can't let them be another statistic.

>>149401490
>WELL, THERE'S NO SHAME IN BEING BEATEN BY THE BEST >>149401412
>BUT THEY DIDN'T SEEM ALL THAT...
>WE WERE BEATEN BY THE BEST, BOY

>>149401468
based

>>149401523
mmm he is PARAGUAYAN i think he knows what he is talking about

>>149401490
DELETE THIS

>>149401490
if i were a boca player i'd kms

please someone post the "DEJA DE TOMAR MATE" webm

>>149401558
Kiss my sister?

>>149401527
These overpaid millionaires should die for my entertainment

>>149401490
LOL this is just as bad as losing an argentinian cup game

>boca is the only team in the tournament to score less than 6 goals against auckland
grim

can someone ping me when the game restarts? :)

>>149401558
Cavani tried but missed the shot.

just don't care anymore e let W.O.

>>149401427
they're good and cheap if you die from it then it was your time

some histrionic cunt is whinging into the train's emergency help point yelling that she needs to get off the train "right now" while it's halfway between Woy Woy and Hornsby and now all the cuck guards are trying to mollycoddle her instead of telling her to shut the fuck up
Amazing scenes

>>149401585
>and the only goal they got wasn't even made by them

Sane missing everything lol

>>149401572
No incest in the thread!

>>149401325
They eliminated boca in one tournament no?

>>149401585
Auckland scored more goals against Auckland for now.

Losing boca kinda sucks because their murderball was super fun
The next few matches will probably be super slow

>>149401490
It is a shame that some of his teammates wouldn't be allowed to get free days to play.
They would tell their grandkids they played against Harry Kane and Neuer and they defeated/tied with the biggest team from Argentina.

>>149401490
>WE ARE BOCA WE ARE THE PEOPLE EVERY BRAZILIAN AND EUROPEAN CLUB IS SCARED OF US WE HAVE MISTICA COPERA WE-ACK!

>>149401632
Yeah like 20 years ago or something

>>149401297
Based. Rather an ape than some arab fan of ngubu players.

>>149401585
SCORE
SCORE????
It's a DRAW so far
and they haven't scored a single goal
Now they're using environmental DESK and waiting for Bayern's game to end first

>>149401616
you have to make USA protocols for taking a shower, if it hits you are dead

>>149401631
Just a peck on the cheek?

Cuál es el equipo que mejor juega en Argentina?

>>149401621
Record some WEBM la

>>149401470
It doesn't work well here either. I've had many opportunities to experience these marvels of electrical engineering, usually when staying at airbnbs in the countryside. They're shit at warming water and you have to use as litle water pressure as you can if you want the water to be warm.

>>149401663
huracan

>theyre gonna restart the match by the time it doesnt even matter anymore
lmao @ boca

>>149401335
>>149401649
As a River fan i can't be any happier. Bad weed never dies

>eliminated before restart

>>149401663
Ninguno, la liga es una total mierda. Ignora cualquier otra clase de respuesta.

>>149401649
hello roman. really fun year huh

>>149401621
A hard slap across the face would solve that problem

>>149401621
kek

Se acabó

>>149401677
humiliation ritual

Bayern needs to score two goals in 8 minutes to give Boca a small chance

>>149401649
>implying ngubus aren't also a part of Boca's history and continue to be to this day

>>149401622
Cute anime girl, we need more pink hair anime girls

>>149401652
I had one and I remember having to get out once because the water was tingly kek

>about Palacios
JAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJ

>>149401663
Gimnasia y esgrima

>>149401342
TRVKE NVKE SUPERNOVA

>>149401663
son todos una mierda porque el nuevo formato de liga es una basura. river, racing, central, argentinos y hasta platense son mejores que boca actualmente igual

For an amateur club Boca didn't play that bad

>>149399054 (OP)
Familia status?

>>149401724
A Wose for (You)

But seriously, how are mutts intend to handle the WC next year. Unlike this mickey mouse, it's not exactly a meme. The house will be packed at all games. Suspending game for cloud risks is not gonna be feasible. What a clown show.

>>149401663
Argentinos de Monte Maiz

>>149401664
>>149401691
>>149401694
Apparently she "spent 7000 fucking dollars to go to Bali"
I think she might've missed her flight lol

>>149401566

>>149401768
They just have to add roofs to all stadiums

>>149401768
> HotDog break while watching some Blacked and Walmart ads

>>149401762
Wtf she is a vtuber, still cute

>>149401768
enough time for some rigging backstage

>>149401768
They will remove those dumb protocols. Turns out this meme beta test tournament had some utility after all.

>>149401780
HAHAHAHAHAH

>>149401782
kek, thanks la

>>149401780
Should have bought an alarm clock with that money

>>149401783
Lightning protection systems are cheaper and easier to install. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with them.

>forced to play AFTER being eliminated
lmao

>11 niggas who didn't finish highschool btfo by a teacher

>benfica won BIGLY
it's over bolivian bros

>>149401799
She is a famous Master Duel vtuber.

>>149401663
Inter miami

>>149401768
They could've picked roofed stadiums, there's enough of those in America.
But they chose these ones intentionally. That's Infantino's vision and it will be realized.

if you think about it, boca was 1 goal away from qualifying to the next round

Bayern lost so much for the teutonic honor and shit

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Chau

GERMAN SHITPOSTING REACHES NEW HIGHS picrel
>>149401827
Don't leave school anons
>>149401851
they had to score more than one goal

Aaaaand the Bayern vs Benfica match is over
Good luck against the part-timers, Boca. Don't let them score again!

It's not over Bostita
You can still win two (2) million dollars! That's 4 argensimian cups that you'll never win

>0 goals against the Auckland part timers
>scored his only goal of the tournament against Boca
>missed multiple easy goals against Benfica that could have helped Boca to qualify
Kane odia a Boca mas que las gallinas.

I'm banned from Dazn fan zone chat in both of my fucking accounts

>>149399054 (OP)
the mighty city of auckland

>>149401894
If they tied bayern or won vs benfica they'd most likely be though. In both of those one goal was the difference.

>>149399054 (OP)
>mouth will have to play knowing they're out
Holy humilliation ritual

>Bayern gets to play against a brazilian team instead of Chelsea

>>149401923
/ourguy/

>>149401490
TAVGHT THEM A
L
E
S
S
O
N

>Primero te elimina Alianza Lima
>Ahora te deja sin chances el Auckland City
I won't watch what it's left of the game but I hope Auckland scores again

>>149401932
evil ass nigga you couldn't help yourself.

>>149401490
The Department of Education

>>149401952
instead of steamrolling lelsea they now have to play to win against a good team?

Is it true that boca will disband if they can't beat Auckland?

>>149401663
actual answer: racing and river sometimes

>>149401974
Doesn't matter benfica won

McDonald's del obelisco status?

>>149402008
Yeah, Vignolo confirmed it

>>149402016
I know >>149401894
I only want Auckland getting more money to invest in their youth team :)

CAVANI AND THE OTHER MUERTO GONE KEK

>>149401992
They banned me from saying ICE should deport bosteros lol

Auckland city is a 13 times Champion's League winner unlike Boca's mere 6, so this tie is really a moral victory for Boca.

>>149402008
Yes, they're already missing half their stadium, now they will lose the other half.

Smell it kwabvani

>>149402039
Owned by riestra

>>149401974
Just when these kiwi niggas had the momentum they stopped the match

I wank so often, cum doesnt even come out anymore. Wat do lads?

mistica status?

>>149402044
Now that is unfair. You did absolutely nothing wrong, brother.

kiwis are so bad at football that they carry the ball hahahaha

>>149402075
Eat food with zinc and stop fapping 2 weeks

>>149402074
environmental desk

>>149402075
drink more water man

>>149401642
Damn that kinda makes me sad lmao

>>149402075
stop

>>149402100
>stop fapping 2 weeks
You may as well ask him to chop off his dick at that point.

>>149402075
...How old are you bwo

>>149401827
La educación antes de todo, hijo

>>149402100
Damn mexibro, it's a break, not celibate

>>149402100
Not gonna happn

>>149402151
31

>>149401642
Thats the amateur spirit. They play the game out of simple love for it, and they represent their city because they want to do well for it.

>>149401566

th-the beast

Gooooooooooooooooooooool

ANULATED HAHAHHAHAHA
THE HUMILIATION RITUAL NEVER ENDS

LA BESTIA LA BESTIA LA BESTIA LA BESTIA
>it doesn't matter anymore, but
LA BESTIA LA BESTIA LA BESTIA

however

Curriculumbros...we needed better lessons :(

Kwab var

SIN EN VAR GO

VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR

Good job bokita, HOWEVER

EL VAR SINSON

>ANULADO
ANULADO
>ANULADO
ANULADO
>ANULADO
ANULADO
>ANULADO
ANULADO

>gives benfica like 3 pens per match
>calls off boca's goal

This is so fucking pathetic...

just dropping by to say lmao kwab

Detention, now!

>denied by auckland

>>149402075
How "often" are we talking?

cuantos bosteros se van a colgar hoy

>getting var'd by a wagie team

this is it. the ultimate humiliation ritual.

Auckland winning would be the cherry on top

new
>>149402306
>>149402306
>>149402306
Auckland will score

all of this makes it funnier when you realize that while the game was suspended they were watching the end of the Bayern-Benfica team on TV and know they can't advance anymore

>>149402281
4 a day at least

>conceding to a team of janitors, perfume sellers, and Amazon delivery drivers
Why even bother coming out to finish this game? If these retarded motherfucking cunts can't even beat a bunch of PART TIMERS, WHY EVEN BOTHER WHEN THEY COULD LEARN FROM THEM AND GET A BLUE-COLLAR JOB INSTEAD? THEY'RE CLEARLY NOT PROFFESSIONAL FOOTBALLERS, SO WHY DON'T THEY DO US A FAVOR AND STAY IN THE US FLIPPING BURGERS WHILE WE SEARCH FOR ACTUAL PROFFESSIONALS TO SIGN INTO THE TEAM

>>149400931
sovl

>>149402355
Go for quality not quantity.

>>149401490
I kneel to the sensei, historic achievement.

Just woke up
Bruh

>>149400888
they are all non pro players. Funny thing a lot of of the main players from the team couldnt make it because of their jobs. So its a B team of non pro players.

>>149401249
It got hijacked by politics proxies. Imagine if Bolsonaro was the succesful director of a big club, then when Lula is president people elect Dilma to lead the club. And they will defend the awful management because not doing would imply that Lula is bad.

>>149400786
my cute wife marilu...

>>149407661
you're braindead wtf, get help