Thread 149401044

suspicious betting activity edition
>>149394667

shit thread

Thread

please post /heem/ pics so I can build my reaction folder. TY!

Abject thread.

>>149401107
New michael Chandler dropped

>>149401107
No.

Finland.
Best.
Number one.

>>149401107
Is that achievable natty?

>>149401119
>will expose Aspinall and become the first french champ

>>149401107
Pico has the second smallest penis recorded in the fw division, the first one being Holloway's.

>>149401107
more like treninglab

>>149401145
You tell me bud

>>149401144
only a bad person would have this image saved. Volk is the nicest champ ever

*makes brownoids seethe*

>>149401145
If you are 160cm and has god tier genetics and training, yeah

Tom Aspinall ranks british cuisine

>>149401176
Brownoids dont seethe at him
Even blacks dont seethe at him
The only ones who dont like him are maybe fanatical jones fans

>>149401140
>>149400929

>>149401210
I love this pic. where Yoel got a cape made out of raven feathers, we'll never know

Why do WMMA fighters dont look like this

>>149401210
He paint his nails like a like a puerto rican whore, make me sick

>>149401237
That's a man.

>>149399852
>hertfordshire

>384527
>What do the numbers mean, Luke?
"It's a location in North Vietnam"
>God damn you Captain Thomas, we know it's in Vietnam but what does IT MEAN?
"It's coded coordinates of an orphanage"
>An orphanage? What orphanage?
"I meant it's where an orphanage used to be"

one. more. sleep.

you guys ever think about evan tannering yourselves

>>149401374
nah I just deal with the tanlines I don't have a good place to lay out nude

>>149401374
No I don't want to be brown

>>149401394
>>149401402
i meant going out to the desert and killing yourself

>>149401440
no shit

i never seen a wmma with staph

>>149401467
doodookova had staph all over her pussy and ass

>>149401327
Black ops > modern warfare
It also has the best part of Cod, the zombie mod

>>149401493
Sorry guys that was me. Except it wasn't staph it was me fucking her ass raw!

>>149401493
>>149401502
dirty wyte bitch. wouldve expected aspen ladd to get it, shes still p4p grossest wmma

grant dawson

>>149401176
i want a traditional English breakfast, shit looks cash

hey Mexico, should I read Don Quixote with my rudimentary Spanish skills and a digital translator, or should I go for the Edith Grossman edition?

is Talbott pretty?

When is Kody Steele fighting?

>>149401503
I really enjoyed black ops 1, it had a completely different style than the previous ones. It was kind of cartoony but not too much, and driving exploding RC cars into vietcong scum is always fun. only black ops I ever played

>>149401176
Isn't this tranny indian?

>>149401176
What's that black thing

>>149401674
turn on your monitor

>>149401609
Why would you ask a Mexican if you should read Spanicuck literature

>>149401204
Who's the skirt

>>149401661
pretty queer, yeah

>>149401668
Black ops story and themes are way better and it has zombies like i said
Whitout zombies, COD would be very forgettable
I just did MW3, BO2 then switched to Battlefield, the superior military fps

>>149401662
you ain't ready, playa

>>149401692
撈麵

>>149401661
felipe lime is a chute box shidder he is not a wolf but a rabbit

it should be illegal for women to make youtube videos

Kneel

>>149401684
Blood sausage
They wait the blood to turn solid like milk would turn into cheese then make a sausage
Digusting
>>149401707
I also did BO1/MW2 but just for the campaign
Little bit of Ghost and a lot BO3 but for the zombies
After that i never touched it again

>>149401690
doesn't it take place in Mexico
also because the Spanish conquered Mexico and therefore Mexicope is a Spaniard

>>149401718
Chat is this real

>>149401732
nice mickey mouse belt

>>149399392
Unfathomably based

>>149401707
I've not played a game in years but the last one I invested a bunch of time into (just multiplayer cause the single sucked) was Battlefield 1. Eventually got burnt out on that and I guess games in general, PS4 just sits there collecting dust now. Most new games just seem to be about gay brown people and I get enough of that with MMA

>>149401735
It take place in spain
Messicans are technically half spaniard half native, some have little bit of Arab blood because of 20th century immigration and Black blood because of slavery

>ciryl gane KOs Aspinwall I'm the first then Jon Jones look better in retirement
This would give mmanerds a catastrophic collective aneurism that it would be so fucking funny if it happens

>>149401722
Hi mayne sup meng

>>149401776
Try vtmb

>>149401779
my favorite organization is sexmex fc

>>149401776
Im still on my half broken PS4 and waiting money to buy a PS5 Pro + Oled TV
Currently i just play old games like Uncharted, the Witcher and Far Cry or racing games like NFS, Driveclub, Blur etc...
New games are mostly not interesting so i rather play old games

>>149401781
I want Tom to lose SOLELY to see the massive seethe of mma fatru and his retarded ass fans. Also redditors.

>>149401781
Cyril Gane will expose Aspinall by making it a difficult close fight then Jones will come out of retirement and sub aspinall
You read it first here

>>149401836
Same
I like Tom Aspinall, he is Nice dude, i love his style and i respect him for not betraying his morals even with the jones situation but piggu fans/jones haters are very annoying
I just want Aspinall to get subbed by Jones so piggu Kill himself

>>149401689
Ethered that ape

>>149401674
He is polish and norman

we cannot follow them

>>149401937
GASSED THAT GIBBON!

>>149402029
We cannot replace him we cannot replace him

>>149402029
They are like you tho

Anuel se puso la perla en la CARCEL?

Imagine if Tom actually loses his first title defense after being hyped up for over a year

>>149402046
Bodied that baboon

>>149402155
Piggu will hang himself
We also need chimaev choking out DDP to make piggu hang himself

>>149402155
He actually trains unlike ciryl so I doubt it

>>149402225
Cyril train with high level dagestani wreslters
He move fast, has great striking for HW and know how to deal with power punchers
Huge chance he take Aspinall to the décision

Aspinall by Round 1 MURDER

kai kara france looks like an ftm

>>149402173
Slaughter that simian.

>>149402267
Gane in 1

>>149402285
Not really
Its more Bryanna Mitchell that look ftm/feminine

>>149402308
Gone in 1*

>>149402268
>poor charles
But Charles is actually rich as fuck though? He's not poor.

>>149402155
I can only get so erect

>>149402267
Gane by exposing Aspinall
Jones by sub R1/R2

>>149402302
Mauled that macaque

>>149402348
By exposing you mean like he tries to rip off Tom's pants?

>AND JUST LIKE THAT GANE SUBMITS TOM ASPINALL ROUND 1!!! OH MY GOD
>OH MY GOD JOE
>sponsored by toyo tires!

Pawlg

>>149402390
Gane learned his lessons well in the hardnosed male bathhouses of France

Gane got taken down 4 times by Volkov. There’s no evidence he improved his ground game at all.
He’s also still at that meme camp after Imavov and everyone decent left

UHRMMM, Kevin Vallejo argentina sissies.. Danny Silva just owned us

>Imavov
>decent
Are you for real rn?

>>149402222
With english, we find repetitive phrasing to be tacky and emblematic of retardation. Instead, try to think of another way to describe the hanging, without reusing "hang himself", which is redundant in your second sentence. Perhaps try ending it with: "We also need Chimaev choking out DDP to make him: do it / kick the chair out from under him/ tie the noose." etc.

Tommy Reddit KWAB posting would be funny at first but die eventually but meh Ganeposting would go on forever. Be careful what you wish for.

>>149402472
Chu talmbout?

>>149402267
You do realise this would tarnish your GOAT's legacy for the rest of time???? Shouldn't you be rooting for Gane like your life depended on it?

>>149402436
you just made these niggas up you can't trick me b

>>149402490
Huh?

Aspinall is like a maxiature Petr Yan

>>149402511
Who is essentially Gaethje

Tom may fade away but the poop in his shoes is eternal

Tom is like heavyweight Robert Whittaker with his shitty blitz style but somehow even worse.

>>149402434
He train with tadzudinov and aspinall ground game is maybe overrated
I mean gane has enough in his arsenal to take it to the decision and making it a close fight

All your teammates is a bunch of faggots

Aspinall by death suplex

>>149402536
Whittaker is actually good though

>>149402547
My teammates are a bunch of faggots?

People only hate Jones because they hate Jesus the Christ

>>149402436
this actually got me hyped. love the gamesmanship

>>149402536
Tom isn’t a decision merchant

>>149402564
Greetings you must be from 2015?

Heeminder ilia heemed unheemable max with the anti heem technology laced old new gloves

>>149402605
Factual post.

>>149402580
had no idea jesus was into hit and runs

song of the week guys

>>149402605
Anti heem tech is just a cope

that's genius charles

>>149402605
how heemless are those new gloves? Is it mostly cope?

>>149402594
No, I just recognize the greatest middleweight of all time

>>149402650
Love this recovering drug addict like you wouldn’t believe.

>>149402605
anti heem gloves + anti heem chin are like opposite poles of a magnet. it was a fluke

>>149402671
It’s a good yes. Ilia knocks people out when he gets then backing off which is what happened to max and volk, Charles needs to press forwards into the clinch constantly

>>149402605
brutal TKO

>>149402653
>>149402677
They checked the heem metrics and tossed them
No 1 realized impact abortion would translate to less heems, who can blame them though tbhq

>>149402700
*good idea

>>149402700
please tell me you're his coach

listen and learn
https://youtu.be/08PCSPhOau0?si=6vzBh1hml9Cl3h77

thawlts on Joshua Van becoming a UFC fighter in his quest for immortality?

>>149402806
this kids chinese

>>149402814
filipino*

>>149402827
doesn’t china own them

>>149402769
thats not a slip counter, its steps back

>>149402779
i forgot about this podcast. i've been watching jaxxon

been seeing a lot of posts saying stuff like
>wouldn't it be FUNNY if aspinall lost imeddiately haha, wouldn't that just be hilarious?
seems like tommy boy and the fat brit made a lot of people very mad

prime god mode GODne who traned ufc for 2 years and never lost a single round of combat sports until his undisputed title challenge was special. tom will never reach those highs

Whittaker is lowkey latino

>>149402851
>ctrl+f slip counter
>1 match

>>149402906
Godru derangement syndrome

>>149402964
this is a slip counter

You expect me to believe Jon Jones was drunk driving and fled the scene of an accident? Yeah right, he would never do something like that.

>>149403081
how does this old man yelling horsecrap about everything still get thousands of views

Hey Chael, turn your monitor on!!

>>149403046
that's not a slip counter

>>149403046
that's not mayweather, that's canelo

The link up.

>>149403142
5 inches
3 inches
8 inches

Joe Pyfer would obliterate Shittaker and Jiri easily from a stylistic standpoint

>>149402671
yep, truly a genius
won't get easily KO'd at all

>>149402906
No its just that normies are extremely annoying with their tom glazing/jones hateboner

This one always gets the porked cord revving

>>149403200
yeah it'd be annoying if it wasn't justified

Joe Pyfer has a penis length of at least 10 inches

>>149402941
Well he is part west eurasian part east eurasian
Just like latinos
>>149403217
Dagis have put the level so high than even close fights loses look like huge devastating victories to them

Vika Borja vs the gardeners

>>149403217
Islam didn't win via emoting which is more devastating than losing via KO or submission

NO CALIFORNIA ROLL!!

joe pyfer be like

My penis is very large.

>>149403272
True

>>149403233
Its kinda justified but people forgot that its still a 50/50 fight and that jones could sub hims

It arrived

>>149403288
it's not a 50/50 fight, current Jon Jones gets speed mogged by Aspinall and the fight wouldn't even last long enough to go on the ground

>>149403290
>miss k1 is a woman

>>149403290
I seen that on twitter, its not you

I'm afraid Joy "tiny weenie" Pyfer has a little 3 inch micropenis twp

>>149403305
Its a 50/50 fight
Jones grappling is miles ahead of Aspinall grappling
Not to mention jones has a huge reach and a iron chin so he wont get starched that quickly
He is pillowfisted but has insane elbows too

>>149401731
Lima is almost the worst possible matchup for Talbott lol

>>149403288
it's not about the odds. it's about ultimately pussying out of the fight

>>149403340
>Uh yeah, Im thinking...

>>149403306
fuck you stupid cunt

>>149403343
Yeah that i dont understand
Especially that its stiol winnable fight for him and that subbing Aspinall will cement him as the ultimate goat
Like one last fight and he cant put all of his energy to train and beat aspinall ?
I dont get it
Last 25 important minutes of your life and he cant go 100 % ?
I dont get it
Maybe he is waiting for the Gane fight to get more footage

Why wasn't it Tom instead of gane or any one else really vs Jones for the title? Gane already lost to ngannou why did he get a 2nd shot

>>149403306
I use was/raped pronouns

me when Ilia delivers a career ending knockout to Charles

>>149403337
a low guard generalist who rams into distance and throws in singularity is probably the best possible matchup for a tall power puncher

Gane has earned another shot at the title for starring in that movie about mma, only the best of the best can do something like that

A cry for help if I ever seen one.

Pillow acquired

my reaction when ilia topuria defeats charles oliveira with strikes

>>149402650
watched the video and bitch could not contain her lust for jack hermansson

>>wouldn't it be FUNNY if aspinall lost imeddiately haha, wouldn't that just be hilarious?
yeah it would be funny if he fought gane. too bad he spent all this time not fighting angling for volkov and blaydes instead

>>149403389
Hey he doesnt deserve it

>>149403413
I'd

>>149403375
Represent the french market
Same way BSD didnt go down in the rankings despite getting raped two in row

french mixed martial arts, what does that entail? Making movies for the masses, the french masses

>>149403379
Take it easy T
>>149403448
He made a movie with the fat fuck Kofs

algeria

S O O N
O
O
N

>>149403406
Jesus Christ you’re a retard
Lima is going to 30-26 him if he doesn’t sub him.

>>149403467
Land of the brave

>>149403375
pretty sure tom was stil recovering from being kwabbed in the first blaydes fight at that point. i will not be fact checking this post

>>149403456
gane stars in films that are a part of a genre of films known as gane movies where gane is featured as an actor. Really cool stuff. you should check it out sometime

>Insurance won't pay for lung
kek

>>149401204
Be honest if you had the chance to do your personal Facial Abus on her you would.

Martin Buday is a heavyweight fighter in the UFC who hails from Trnava, Slovakia. He believes he's a stronger fighter with good cardio and movement, and plans to use his improving boxing and standup

>>149403539
retard fight

>>149403558
more like martin bidet

>>149401692
Famous artist

>>149403576
I don't get it

i just don't think el matador FKA la layenda FKA el matador will be able to pull off the upset i mean charles has only ever lost to hall of famers

>>149403576
LOL what about shartin bidet

>>149403534
I would accept the offer but then take her and away with me and we'd get happily married and live a live honoring sex and each other as God intended

lmaoooooooo Jones faggot ass fought Middleweight VItor on SHORT NOTICE, dude didnt even let his smaller opponents get full camps

>>149403604
UDS

>>149403584
la leyenda was such a cool and awesome nick name he shoulda kept it

>>149403587
>live a live
Dat like Kill La Kill my nigga?

Xhartlesissies... looks like we're going with the Makhachev gameplan...

>>149403587
*an life

>>149403477
i'll remember this post when lime gets put away in the 1st without landing a single takedown

one of the best songs ever made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LwcvjNJTuM

dwcs has been shit

>>149403635
Gay

>>149403642
wdwtch

>>149403613
>UDS

>>149403618
Charles Oliveria has never fought differently

>>149403584
Factual post

Remember Usman vs Canelo

>>149403631
Both of Lima’s fights were at 145 and he looked great
Turdbutt is getting ragdolled again

charles oliveira bleaches his hair before his fights to become white

>>149403646
If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be traveling on now
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see

But if I stay here with you, girl
Things just couldn't be the same
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change

only men would understand, frenchie

olivera will strike?

>>149403618
Charles will kockout Ilia Parado

if charles wins then both 145 and 155 are dead and buried

>>149403642
>oooOOOOHHHHH CHING CHONG WOAUZAUUU SHIEER SHE WING WONG BONG TEE WOOOOO
shut up fag

when has Charles not wilted on the first punch?

>>149403674
If by "men" you mean low t cucks then maybe

>>149403337
>>149403406
>>149403631
>>149403670
I didn't watch Lima's UFC debut with a lot of focus so Idk his actual fighting style, but he has an impressive resume with Oktagon. pretty sure he beat a couple of pretty good guys. also Talbott seems to have negative TDD once you get past the inside danger zone and grab a lock. Lima is well rounded and smart. I hope Talbott wins but I think Lima should rightfully be a moderate favorite

>>149403693
that guy lost his debut.....embarrassingly

>>149403697
this would mean something if you weren't french. no one can take your dainty little opinion seriously

>>149403689
much like Margaret Thatcher

>>149403697
ahhhh our resident virgin! talmbout low t cucks b? shall I request you to turn your monitor on

>>149403716
maggie moved on?

>>149403697
Bruh you're french... don't talk that.

>>149403709
Nation with the highest number of military victory and you only exist >>149403723
>chink tranny seethe cause he got called out
Ok faggot

>>149403693
For me it's the Dulatov heem.

>>149403748
bro this is the ethnocentric equivalent to yankees fans. nobody cares about a country that wasn't full of people like you doing well 200 years ago. you're not them little guy

>>149403742
>>149403709
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilbert_du_Motier,_Marquis_de_Lafayette
Apologize

>>149403748
ahahahah turn your monitor b

>leave heem.com for a couple weeks
>come back and it's the same exact thread

>>149403774
this doo burned /heem/ on his oled screen lol

>>149403774
heem.com goes to artprice.com bucko

>>149403774
brother were talkin here

>>149403768
Im part frog

partrice.com redirects to kodysteele.com

>>149403795
my best friend's favorite animal is a toad so I guess you and I have to get along
apologize to Lynyrd Skynyrd though
>>149403769
this is actually based

can somone provide a video example of a "massive TKO"

>>149403765
He is a faggot and will get exposed soon

this kid is a star

je m'appelle Jacques

>>149403798
comment of the year so far

>>149403811
I thought he was a bullfighter

Charles Oliveira fight weak

>>149403811
star of david maybe
his nose and ears give it away

>>149403769
>Apologize
Nah, you're a migrant but I still gave you the boost and called you a frenchie... probably even lower t than actual og french somehow... Your country is literally known for creating the kekoldry movement...

>>149403831
chills

who let this homeless dude in?

>>149403832
Thats just how churkas look like
If anything jews/semites are mena/churka mutts

>>149403841
You an amerimutt faggot tho
No amerimutt champs left

>>149403851
don't be rude

>>149403807
Not likely. He has superior weight cutting experience and probably has access to designer peds that are undetectable I fear.

>>149403863
Pantoja (U.S. citizen, lives in Florida, became champ through U.S. gym)
Merab (U.S. citizen, lives in Vegas, became champ through U.S. gyms)
Schevchenko (U.S. citizen, lives in Vegas)
Harrison (born here)

Merab Dvalishvili lives in New England

>>149403876
Le designer peds

>>149403909
c'est fini

Merab lives in our hearts

>>149403909
>schevenko
Who cares about wmma
>pantoja
Brazilian
>Merab
Goergian

what are some fake words in mma?

Mike Malott lives in Burlington

>>149403920
born and bread (yup)

>>149403936
feem (female heem)

Merab is Mexican

>>149403936
good
no fighter has ever been good

Merab is retarded

>>149403931
wrong
wrong
wrong
>>149403925
omelette du fromage

>>149403952
It’s sheem

>>149403965
Merab is our based retard

I'M HERE WITH THE LOSER BO NICKAL BO IS IT TRUE YOU SHIT YOURSELF? DID YOU MAKE A BIG CACA? A SHOO SHOO DIPEY? GIVE US YOUR THOUGHTS RIGHT HERE WHEN RIMMER DE RIMRIM HIT YOU WITH A 50% POWER KNEE AND YOU SPRAYED SHIT ALL OVER A PHOTOGRAPHER

>>149403973
that's my point

>>149403966
Why doesnt she like the strings?

Francis Ngannou, The Predator

the lightweight division is about to be shown levels

>>149404007
Protect yourself at all times.

Fuck the ben askren shit is hard

>>149404014
after watching this little snippet I'm questioning whether Charles will win or not, I'm not saying I'm questioning whether he'll win, I'm questioning whether he'll win or not.

Little ding-dong of a ting yea?

Id sell Ben Askren 1 of my lungs for 250k

Jones called her phone 14+ times the night after she drove her car from the passenger seat alone with no pants on. Shows he cares and that part matters.

Kekkkk staph getting fraudchecked in the championship rounds, whats that bitch? Is the funk too much for you?

Hanwell England looks like shit. Sad one of the Brits is from there. Hope he got some head

>>149404106
haha what joker, what a comedian, chamedian

Ben Askren refused the post workout shower ascribed to him by God and either way you slice it thats a G move.

>>149404049
his body is sexy and trim

>>149404130
I would teep kick his chest to open the fight and finish him

>POATAN IS MEXICAN

>POATAN IS MEXICAN

>POATAN IS MEXICAN

>POATAN IS MEXICAN

>POATAN IS MEXICAN

Funky was an innovator, a revolutionary. He changed the whole game man, people forget.

>>149403925
Torrez Finney

>>149404106
This is embarrassing

WE CANNOT DO IT

>>149404248
n***er

>>149404223
lol what the fuck even cobbled this together? a jeet coombrain using great valu AI?

Finney makes em seethe, and my em I mean twp chudcels.

Fin ney
look it up

David, King of Israel

>>149404223
>1 million view torrez finney video
are they implying dayna HATES him out of pure ebil racizm? that hes just a poor blk boy victim??? how many people are going to watch this video then check out his poofc fights? finney has the weirdest fight style shift from insane amateur fights to being full 0 damage wet blob in poofc

not about to be gaslit into faux supporting another colored for the sake of trolling banter

I WILL NOT FOLLOW

We must lead them.

>>149404334
this guy is a fucking bum

if Aspinall wants to beat Gane, he's going to need to wrestle

We will consume them.

>>149404342
Justin Gaethje or Merab Dvalishvili?

Gane moves like a lightweight when he fights lardos

now that i think about it, gaethje is 36 years old, and should be gifted a proper death via titleshot against ilia. paddy is only 30 so he can wait.

>>149404374
Tom Aspinal only needs to be hit with ONE shot to do worse than Jon Jones. Easy W for Boneschads I fear.

>>149404374
forgetting this?

>>149404363
Real ones know which one

>>149404392
>The sequel will never surpass the or-

>>149404399
could be both, but you said "this guy" so it has to be one of them, but which one?

>>149404404
Brutal split decision

great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, and small minds discuss people

Retard fart munchkin tod nuggems de la poontang dump load truggwalg namsayin

gane is a middleweight

>>149404263
Yeah it's all ai slop. Probably asked chatgpt to talk about torrez finney then used texttospeech. And he ai upscales the footage too. Pretty funny clickbait thumbnails, thoughbeit.

>>149404404
the 3 rounder?

>>149404459
All of em.

>>149404106
ayo dis nigga a simp

Joshua Van is that guy

Tom Apsinal's NEANDERTHAL son is shitting all over the god damn suv again!!?

Tom dumb dumb just went bum bum inside the bloody cup holder and glove box! You bumblefuck!!

>>149404437
>Spams jon jones
>Concedes to being a small minded individual. Good.

>>149404512
I was just telling them about this down at the medical marijuana dispensary when I was buying my vape pen carts of live rosin sour diesel.

>>149404500
Doo is literally too real for the UFC

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you heem

>>149404512
I never spam Jones thoughbeit. He was raped.

>>149404535
Its not about how hard you can heem, its about how hard you can get heemed and keep moving forward.

Sedricus DuMassis

I saw a half Asian young man with blue hair at the pizza hut with his Asian mom (pawg milf) and thought Jesus christ how embarrassing. Thank God thats not me.

>>149404625
paag milf more like

>>149404342
we love bums here

>>149404625
>Asian mom (pawg milf)
wmma legend nicole doshi?

>>149404651
So true, she was so short she was almost your height ese

CockMMA legend Gianna Michaels

>>149404625
based

James Vick

>>149404437
the idea of mma is truly something remarkable.

>>149404671
She literally only does cuck scenes, but of course your white ass likes that

Amouranth is live and loltyler1 is also live, who we watching gang?

Chandler Jones bros..

>>149404339
nein

>>149404741
We can, therefor we must.

>>149404725
sorry I'm in training I'm no goon June so when my fight happens I'll be 100% prepared and I'll bust a massive load all over the moment I get heemed

>>149404735
>it's fucking real

Who's worse gooby or Jon jones?

>>149404764
Im on test boosting supps and did 100 ohp, incline bench, and dumbell curls yesterday so Im busting nuts left right and center bappskie.

>>149404758
you had part of your reproductive organ hacked off at birth, therefor you are enslaved.

You can see in the crash photos where Chandler's head absolutely smashed against the windshield, guess he wasn't buckled in. Jonsisters...

>>149404798
Covenant with God nonetheless brother

>>149404263
Always wonder what kind of mentally ill faggot makes shit like that

My hands are legally registered lethal weapons.

>>149404735
Damn hate to see people losing their brothers

don't post mengjaks

Nigga say armistice. Like bro you gotta use language terms around me nigga. Don't be showing your education around here

What did their parents do to them?

wait that's not Jon's brother that's a different Chandler Jones?

>>149404840
it's not even so bad it's funny, like those WWE jeet ones where roman reigns is chopping john cena with a medieval axe

>>149404894
judging by his shirt they sold him to Baltimore

Imagine if John Cena did MMA

>>149404894
Didn't their sister get permaheemed?

say what you will about jon he made me
proud to have skinny chicken legs

the infamous ilia leaves a trail of corpses everywhere he goes

>>149404961
Kek remember when gooby had to heem a jet lagged maligianni for self esteem
Ilia is like the real deal gooby

>>149402671
That's the thought process you should have against a pressure fighter yes. Letting them have the center of the ring for free is just letting them roll the ball off hill. Unless you're just a really good backfoot fighter, which Charles isn't, it's just not what you're supposed to do

>>149405018
MemriFC

imagine being worth 40 mil and just dying at age 33 lmao

>>149405075
hey meng you quoted the wrong post

>>149405115
i’m worth nothing and with my luck i’ll live to be 100

we all die or so they say

>>149405076
charles is probably just bluffing
but good luck

>>149405122
Oops good call

>>149405075
Meant for
>>149405018

IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwkGbGr1Unc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwkGbGr1Unc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwkGbGr1Unc

>>149405018
Reminds me of all the fighters talking about Patchy Mix.

>>149404811
cope

if you’ve been following the storyline you know topuria violently weems charles or makes him tap

About to go down to Greggs for some crisps no meal is complete without it

Liver King will eat Joe’s guts

i need to see a zeem

>>149405551
what's his name

I have a Schaub brewing and I'm gonna do it right HERE in front of heem

>>149405650
Is heem in the room with you right now?

>>149405602
Huh?

>>149405725
>ilia is a shabbos goy
grim

Bruh how are you going to let a bantamweight finish with a bodylock and oin you lol

>>149405725
Ilia is ranked 14 here and Bryce is 5 just HOW fucking good is this kid dam

bro said oin

>>149405783
Anon... That's the number 9...

Volk, Max, Herbert and plenty other await you in the shadow heem at least good guy Ilia told Charles to bring a pillow

>>149405009
Need veronica to show off her mma pit

to be fair Joe's liver could probably give you super powers

I understand the liver king

Diego Lopes vs Jean Silva booked for UFC noche

>>149405942
Banger alert

Dana is too kind to us

>>149405867
Perfect fit if you think about it

>>149405942
fake fight unfortunately

>>149405953
Why are you thanking Dana for doing the absolute bare minimum

>>149405942
this means volk vs yair is happening

Never thought I would get annoyed at how someone just fucking heems like nothing Ilia has not faced one single person who has even remotely been a threat

>>149405988
Except for the black country banger

>>149405981
Volk preloaded a duck by impregnating his woife with another daughter. No contracts have been signed yet, the UFC is waiting for Evloev vs Pico to happen since Volk won't be fighting again until the tail end of the year

>>149405981
Volk can’t fight in September and apparently Islam vs JDM is going to be in the US
If Movsar beats Pico I think they finally give him the TS in Abu Dhabi since it needs a main event

>>149405725
the more you watch this the more you realize ilia wanted to go to the ground

>>149405942
yair redeemed?

>>149405988
Except for ZalBEAST

>>149406012
I've never seen someone fly fucking backwards due to the insane amount of interia generated by a punch. Should be studied in Yale

Chael says Tom is fighting Jailton.

Hapler is peedub bound and thats a shoot brother nhh

No one would notice Tom at Walmart even if he had a belt over his shoulder

>>149406038
Yes he wanted to go to the ground, as shown by him trying to sprawl on the single leg and struggling to break out of the body lock.
And he did such great things on the ground like sitting there doing fuck all and getting pinned by a bantamweight with the flu

Dana screwed Tom and jones

>>149406075
Fucking good if I wanted to watch retards fight I'd go to Gaza

He fled the scene carrying a half naked Thai boy? We’re not beating these allegations, Jonesbros

Hasbullah vs Ed Gein UFC 320

>>149406053
TRT Belfort lifted Dan Henderson off both his feet with an uppercut, looked like he made Hendo levitate

>>149406085
he's a genius, just took a break as bryce let the round slip through his fingers on all scorecards

Silva vs Lopez is the main event btw so if Volk vs Yair happens it’s not on that card

Shut up nerds, fight announcement

Mexico day: jean silva vs Diego Lopez

>>149406122
Did Pantoja fuck up a journalist uber eats order or something this level of disrespect is honestly getting ridiculous

>>149406140
Yeah he just took a break that's why he started desperately sprawling as soon as Bryce was in on the single leg he wanted to conserve his energy

>>149406053
ortega launched fwonkie to the moon

>>149406173
no, that's when he did the calculation and realized he could take a break and let bryce flush the round away

>>149406137
Nah Ilias was better there is zero percent chance Herbert received life changing CTE after that, wife should be careful I sense a Benoit situation after a blow like that

Jean Silva wasn’t pancaked by Bryce. Levels.

>>149406205
Ilia is like 200 lbs lighter than TRT Belfort get your fucking eyes checked wonk we dont compare babyweight shitters to mma legends here

>>149406229
just shartles

Ilia wins.

>>149406122
if pantoja beats kkf and still under top 5 then idk what will get him up to top 5

>>149406205
Didn't*

>>149406256
a gun

BREAKING NEWS

LIVER KING HAS A SUICIDE VEST

Look at this fucking retard

>>149406256
Ankalaev shouldn't be so high but he's only that high because they overrated Pereira and previously Israel. It's a stupid thing to "track" anyshway

tom aspinall is not good and is actually just a fat kid

>>149406314
Easy fight for Gane if he trains

>>149406314
trvken

Imagine Waldo Cortes getting a lucky heem over Tom

Where's Waldo

Jamal Hill is just awkward to watch because he looks like a big dumb ass baby

>>149406312
Big Ank is undefeated since Paul Craig but yeah I think he's a bit too high for someone who doesn't have a title defense yet

Being gay is the best base for MMA

You train muscles nobody else trains, giving you an advantage

and also you psyche everyone out because they don't want to lose to a queer

Dana tests for being gay I remember in the early seasons a fighter tested positive for being gay and Dana flew his faggot as home

>>149406243
Beatiful scramble by Jean. Turdporia could learn a lot

>>149406301
You were so close

>>149406450
>>149406450
>>149406450