Thread 149402306

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A high school teacher scored
Boca already eliminated

Obligatory

School Janitor 90+9 (P)

Could the dreaded rain return?

>>149402320
What is that in his hand, mashed potatoes?

>>149402344
Polenta

RIP

>>149402350
a fucking chemistry teacher

>>149402344
Really?

>>149402350
Cruz Azulbros...

Boca is like the PlayStation 2.
Born in 2000, replaced after 2013, and nothing but a memory after 2018.

>>149402375
nice one

>polenteros can't even manage a football club and the current state of boca is the proof
>somehow 30-40% of the population still votes for them

>>149402373
>>149402358
I noticed what it was after I'd already asked. I tend to forget eating polenta is seen as a broke nigga thing.

The Argentinian roses...

Gray the high school teacher will look back fondly on the time he got to play an international tourney, and managed to equalize against a former international champion team, blissfully unaware of how many bostero anuses he ruptured with that header.

bokita sisters...

>>149402421
>to shreds you say?

>>149402375
>2013

>>149402350
Will River make a chant about this?

>>149402422
>how many bostero anuses he ruptured with that header.
I assume he will make math questions out of that

Boca are a bigger joke than Man U, holy kek

pq e que eles dissen q boca e o time dos bolivianos?? galera eu nao entendo isso

>>149402456
Many thirdies skipped the PS3 so for them it's basically like it never existed

>>149402456
when they started manufacturing ps4s they also ceased production of ps2 models

>>149402461
100% not if they lose against the weakest group of the cup, let alone after pic related with their "best" team ever

>70 minutes
>The Little Mouths still can't beat Ackland
2 million is on the line Equipo Chico!

>>149402477
I did that. I got an xbox 360 instead.

>>149402471
fake, la cobra rompe la soga

doesn't matter what Boca does -- Auckland have already won the story

>boquita can't even beat a team of construction workers and school teachers
No way Riquelme is allowed to keep his position, right?

>he hasn't kept his childhood PS2 to play Star Wars battlefront
not gonna be me

no veia un partido de boca desde la final de la libertadores en el bernabeu, que malos son xdddd

Juan R. Riquelme was raped in the sweltering Nashville summer of 2025.

>>149402526
very based

when did they start saying 'superior player of the match' instead of motm?

The Schoolteacher will be the Man of the Match, won't he?

Vote the high school teacher for SPotM, bitches!

TIME FOR A POWERADE HYDRATION BREAK!

>>149402548
This tournament
They're americanising the sport

>cooling break after 5 minutes of work
What are they, road workers?

>>149402477
nothing of value was lost
firsties skipped the ps2 is what really happened

>>149402477
actually xbox 360 was slightly more popular here because we got pirated versions and we could download games for free from the internet just like with ps2 before

>>149402306 (OP)
I unironically thought Boca was going to win this. Anyone else retarded here?

>>149402569
Soccer is a rich faggot's sport in america and it shows.

>they rub and kiss his lucky bald head
Based!

>>149402567
2026 will be the final nail in the coffin

>>149402577
Not true. PS3 was great. and very easy to hack, like ps2.

it doesn't get more SOVL than this

>>149402526
>Star Wars battlefront
based based based, my only original game is battlefront 2

Ritual de humillación

CLASS IS IN SESSION

>no lightning rod
>malfunctioning sprinkler operators
Both problems can be solved at once.

Why are Americans so inflexible? There was no need for a break here. No need to follow the protocol every single time.

>>149402596
Is every baldfag a douche? I believe this is a Universal problem

I’m completely defeated. This team drained all my energies.

>advincula still trying to make goals
you're not the same anymore, let go

>>149402615
yeh that's what I meant, i never played the first one

I'd always play kamino and there's one platform where everyone collides

>>149402462
>If my header ruptured 3891 anuses in La Boca barrio where the average ambulance response time is 42 minutes and 37% of the patients prefer to be transported by their own vehicle to the hospital how long the line was by the end of the match?

the gk is good

>the keeper literally works in a supermarket
bostasissies...

>>149402630
Pretty sure this is FIFA

Boca wins 2mil USD by winning this match? Or by being 3rd in the table?

they're going to use "cooling breaks" to play mid game ads aren't they

>>149402644
Me too! I work at Mercadona :)

>>149402634
I believe bald people are like normal people, some good some bad

>>149402526
i still got my old ps2 but i prefer to emulate all of my ps1 and ps2 games these days

>>149402642
I love Japanese ladies so much bros

this is not true.... right anons?

just got here what the fuck happen to boca

>>149402654
They've been doing it during substitutions

>>149402654
And during subs.
Also prepare for the adverse weather delay whenever there's a cloud, or it's too hot, or it's too cold.

The cooling break is just an ad gimmick. They display a powerade advertisement in the stadium screen

>>149402526
Based. Literally the first PS2 disc I could grab rn (old photo)

>>149402642
He can probably become a pro.
The other one who works in a supermarket too.

Oh yah
>KINO SAVE

>>149402666
Being from Canada, have you ever had an Asian girlfriend?

Sorry Boqitabros, our coach is inexperienced as shit, true Pep student

Isn't Auckland City a semi-pro team?

Like these players all have day jobs?

Calling it now, Auckland City FC coach after the match saying "We expected a harder match"

>>149402675
>put a nigger in charge
>everything goes down
many such cases!

>>149402673
>>149402696
both are true

>>149402654
all this new "implementations" are looking grim, lad...

>>149402694
No girlfriends, just casual relations. Personally, not my thing.

>>149402684
crazy how horrid this new generation is

Argentna should be stripped of their world cup after this

>>149402673
No it's false, they earn 90 dollars

What happens if Auckland wins this match?

>Lee
acaba de entrar el bibliotecario del equipo

Is this cosmic punishment for Sudacas being too cocky?

>>149402642
>20 years old
holy fuck

>>149402730
They get some extra money.

>>149402713
Dude, last gen was already bad. It was never going to get better.

>>149402730
millions of argentinian woman are gonna be beat to death for their husbands. not even jocking lol

ref shouldn't add any time, there's no point in prolonging this cock and ball torture for boca

>>149402730
Boca Juniors get deported to an El Salvadoran gulag

>>149402673
They're not even the best Auckland-based football club? What meme levels are we operating under right now??

>>149402727
Ive never fucked a british girl, but will do someday. I have already banged a German and a Colombian tho.

>>149402730
All the Aucklanders do a collective haka in the streets and then go back to forgetting football exists.

>>149402741
true, but some games like RDR2 came out

>>149402638
>>149402638
yavin IV and polis massa on coquer mode and elite were hard as FUCK

>>149402642
japanese women owe me sexo

ngl garrow is kinda cute

>>149402713

Every game is too big these days and they all look kind of like this and have 500 crafting mechanics.

HOW IS THIS FUCKING POSSIBLE WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?

>>149402762
Relax, keiko fujimori

>>149402740
If I was a beer sponsor, I would give the lads free beer for the rest of their stay

>>149402732
It's absolute karma for the past week of sudaca cockyness

>eliminated
>losing 1-1 to auckland
>fans still of party, carnaval, stamina
Admit it, you are jealous

>>149402783
Tienes que volver, Argentino

>min 88
oh oh

GOOOOOOOOOOOL
De mi equipo talachero

>>149402758
why not stick to your OWN KIND

is there still a chance of boca winning the CWC, bros?

>>149402783
very jealous of drawing 1-1 to kindergarten teachers, wish my club did that

>>149402642
>ai sloppa

>>149402732
>>149402782
What percentage of non-Boca Argentinians do you think are not laughing really hard right now?

>>149402783
They should yell PUTO

Is this better or worse than being eliminated by Alianza Lima?

>swedish chinks wearing boca kits
huh

>>149402810
maybe in 2029 they'll make it 16 UEFA and 16 CONMEBOL teams

>>149402804
I'm bored of them already, fucked way too many. I like listening to another accent in my ear while i softly penetrate her.

>>149402567
They should have said something like match MVP if they really want to americanize

>>149402732
>watching bokita struggling against part time kiwi farmers
>punishment

20 shots on target for uoca
1 goal
2 shots on target for ackland
1 goal

quality over quantity

>>149402841
Everyone in south america is a bochita twister

>>149402819
Auckland goalie deserves a statue in front of their stadium (pic related)

>>149402826

Vergonha mundial

Almost another goal by Auckland (in their own goal).

>>149402826
If not for Mbappe, this would be KWAB of the year.

>>149402804
brits and germans are usually more pale and cold

here is how bokita can still win the CWC

This game is a /trb/ classic

Man, Boca is trying so hard, how is the ball not going in?

>>149402810
SI prende la play

>>149402853
You simply can't suffer in kiwiland.

>6 min extra time
L O L

>Get RAPED by Bayern 10-0
>Hold Benfica to 1-0 at Half Time (and that was only because of a stoppage time penalties)
>get a point against a literal professional football club

wtf
how did these carpenters and plumbers do it

>>149402874
They don't pause the clock during the ad breaks.

>>149402819
Come on, and it's even worse that their only goal was an Auckland's own goal.
I'm starting to suspect they're failing on purpose to fuck everyone's bet.

Going to listen to Sleep Token, eat ice cream and play a little Poker after this

>Eliminated
>Humiliated
>Empating against a semi-professional team
>Leaving the tournament in worse shape than when they entered
Only Boca, ladies and gentlemen

>boc-ACK
they will sing songs about this in the next 100 years

>>149402831
>swedish
they only have that flag because it's the clubs colors

Another corner for FUCKland

>>149402876
>0-10
>0-6
>1-1
Mad improvement.
If the group stages were 2 legs, these cunts'd win the damn thing

the ackland farmers have done it

>>149402893
>Leaving the tournament in worse shape than when they entered
They're taking 2 million dollars home!

Auckland seems like a nice place to live desu

>school teacher going for a bicycle kick agasint boquita
Holy based.

The best auckland of all time.....

>>149402901
>If the group stages were 2 legs
Infantino will make this real next cwc

Everyone knows that school teachers are the natural enemies of bosteros

>all this time wasting
Come on, why not play fair like Boca does?

> Khamenei: 'People will remember this game for CENTURIES'

What did he mean by this?

>Merentiel
I guess they really only cared about scoring one goal against Buyern

Auckland will leave with invaluable experience and confidence and proceed to dominate their scene with increased mental and economic strength
Love happy endings

Auckland City came 3rd in 2014 lel

WHAT A TACKLE

If anything, they cared too much.

>black on asian violence
America cup.

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

HOLY BASED GOALIE

auckland players are rinsed

>that penalty was bigger than any of the 3 they gave Benfica
kek

HAHAHAHA

>french commentator saying it's two amateur teams playing against each other
Kek

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

brazilians on /sp/ told me latinx football could compete with european football

I'm so confused

SWEEPER KEEPER

you know, up until this point actually thought sudaca teams were much better than i expected. but this game proved otherwise. you lost all credibility, conmebolcucks.

BOCA MURIO EN NASHVILLE
BOCA MURIO EN NASHVILLE
BOCA MURIO EN NASHVILLE

Damn, that was some mad supermarket skills by the goalie there

HOLY FUCK THEY DID IT

Holy fucking based.

>>149402929
>cruz azul

holy fucking extreme kino
someone should make a webm of that play

>>149402887
the real winners of the CWC are the (((bet sites)))

Based GK kek

>boca cant win against literal farmers and plumbers

kek how dogshit is this team? i never want to hear anything from these argie fags on this board ever again.

desu from what i've read by people who tried going pro is that the biggest difference between amateur and pro football is just knowing where to be and what to do

maybe these teachers are just big brained

Boca has just died a second time

>O V E R
V
>E
R

Auckland wins

LMAO

>school teacher bicycle attempt
>little fella wants to go 100m
>goalkeeper just yoloing
kino kino kino

>>149402948
bokita is an amateur team, they dont count

KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB

COMO QUE BOCA PERDIOOOOOO

BASED AUCKLAND

is there literally a single Auckland fan there
It looks 100% boca

Garrow is a fucking iron wall

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

L M A O
M
A
O

>>149402948
boca KEK

Is Boca bad or is Plumber City good?

They should've given that spot to Penadoy to be honest.

>the way they celebrate
SOVL

Final score
Part-time gigolos: 1
KWABA Juniors: 1

>auckland players celebrating
wtf, sovl?
I'm an auckland fan now

no importa, boca ya gano la copa mejor hinchada

>>149402980
They showed like 5 when Auckland scored

What part of Auckland are you from, bros?

that GK should play for the NZ national team

>Boca Juniors
An embarrassment for the entirety of CONMEBOL

Auckland was more dangerous to Auckland than Bocaca.

auckland is bigger than boca

GARROW THE GREAT

>>149402948
chiqui league isn't footbal and hasn't been since years ago

LAUGH THREAD

>>149400781
>>149400781
>>149400781

>>149402306 (OP)
Well deserved.

would Tristelme even remotely consider stepping after all these humiliation rituals?

TOMALA VOS
DAMELA A MI
EL QUE NO SALTA
MURIO EN NASHVILLE

I can't get over that double tackle by the keeper. unbelievably based.

riber > boca
its now official

>>149403003
probably locals supporting the meme team (based)

>>149403034
Fucking balls on that guy, prime Noier stuff

>this song never gets old
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3sPMgb4J50

every man's dream to be an Auckland player

>>149403005
South Auckland representing

>>149403023
Imagine the anecdotes at the classroom

>>149403034
Thats was ridiculous

Guys they don't care.

Boca welcome to concacaf

>>149403029
stepping down*
fuck

Boca is CaCa. Hope Auckland FC gives the prize money for the draw entirely to the players.

>>149403034
It was a clear penalty but I'll accept the refball if it results on bokita humiliation.

kek y recien estamos a mitad de año

>Auckland players celebrating the draw with their fans near the pitch
SOVL

Boca is becoming the new independiente

Argies, you better start to post putas

The based GK and his pals

why fifa don't choose racing?

>>149403103
Even the interview with Chris Gray is great. Seems like a truly good dude.

You guys shpuld watch the interview ftim the goalscorer. Absolutely great stuff. Guy is overcome with emotion but is stiff as a robot lol, typical teacher

>>149403099
What humiliation is the San Marino team planning to inflict upon our boys?

>>149403133
this little nigga will drown in pussies after this, he got redeemed

10am in sheepland right now
they're all in their office and have no idea this has happened because they don't even know what this competition is
crazy

>>149403144
Yea! Im watching it rn lol. >>149403147

>>149403147
>I've got a few assignments piling up
What a lad! Bet he never thought he would have to give a speech in a stadium. Even got a hug from the reporter lol

Man of the match goes to the New Zealander elementary school teacher. The slayer of Boca Juniors.

>>149403139
>9-10 hours flight
>rac*ng
man we don't need another chapecoense shit that soon

>>149402973
>>goalkeeper just yoloing
>kino kino kino
More importantly, he had the time of his life during the last few minutes.
Did you see his face? He was smiling.
Auckland got demolished throughout this tourney, but this match that ended in a draw and with his team out of the competition made him and his pals crazy happy.
I guess even a draw against a club like Boca which has a lot of history and achievements in the sport was just that meaningful to them.
It was such an oddly wholesome thing to see desu.

>>149403186
Who that semen demon on the right? A man needs a name

>>149403203
Don't they get paid a million dollars for a draw? I'd be happy too.

>>149402853
Looks comfy

>>149403209
Christian Gray

>>149403203
you can even see some lads falling on their knees at the end of the match. Kino.

>>149403203
I know what you mean. Like a kid playing in the park just for the joy of it.

you can send him a message

https://www.ags.school.nz/contact-us/staff-directory

>>149403271
Based. Didnt know they had Physical Education as a subject, but it was rather more like 'sports' or some shit. I'm a PE teacher myself btw.

>>149403271
kek his inbox will be bursting right now

>>149403249
Yah, I'm quite touched by this match.

>>149403203
I dont think it was only the fact the played against Boca lol. They managed to get a point while being in a group with Bayern, Boca, Benfica, being amateurs, not even having most if their usual starting eleven there AND the World watching.
Thats the best end they could have gotten and they got it. Which is really impressive.

>>149403271
jajaahahaha

>>149403271
he will return to school like nothing happened

>>149403271
Should we get a /spee/ letter going?

>>149403203
They are amateurs who just got a draw with a professional first division team. We are not talking about a 5th division team from Brazil/England/Spain. We are talking about amateurs guys from New Zealand. The difference between amateurs and a first division team is enormous.
This is huge. This is something they will tell their grandchildren.

>beautiful argentinas villeras culonas getting beat to death after this
sad indeed

>>149403377
Dear

>>149403404
Unironically this lol. Its insane. Most of these ppl work 9-5 jobs like most people here and doing footie besides.

>>149402645
Nothing even remotely similar happens here when there's a storm or 40 degrees, maximum one stoppage for each half.

>>149403464
professor

>>149403209
Diletta Leotta

KINO GOD
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1oStLgaBQm0?feature=share

>>149403546
Funny name. Thanks la.

>>149403487
Baldhead

>>149403029
>stepping down
lmao

reminder that these auckland plumbers just won 1 million dollars thanks to this draw, absolute kinofest

>>149403599
thank

>>149403930
(You)

>>149403946
from

>>149404026
THE OTHER SIDEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQHsXMglC9A

>>149403229
Proportionatly we get way less than other confederations by way of being fucking tiny. An extra million USD is HUGE.

>>149404047
I must've missed a thousand times (thousand times)

>>149402961
Webm where

kekerino

>>149402548
It's an advertising thing, some beer is "superior taste" so they changed it to superior for this tournament

>>149402818
I don't think so Tim

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149402915
>No a la pirateria
KEK this is a snl sketch

>>149404173
But thanks for humbling boca

>>149403203
Depends on your outlook. Even if going against Bayern got you kwabbed nobody is going to fault you for it and I think it's a good experience to even go against these guys in the first place