Thread 149404542

Last chance for us Argiebros, tomorrow...

>>149404542 (OP)
I'm so lucky I'm a river plate fan becasue when I lived in Buenos Aires it was easier to get tickets there. Imagine if I was a Bocaoid

Cuantos chetas me puedo levantar en Nunez/Recoleta si digo que onions de River?

>>149405094
You'd have more cups, a better h2h against your rival, better h2h against brazilians, 0 relegations, more people that think the same as you
As of right now, you are basically a hipster
Shoulda picked Platense or some shit

>>149405127
>onions de river
that filter kills me every time

>>149405136
>better h2h against brazilians
I like Brazil tho I spent a year there

>>149405136
this, also tell him about 2018

>>149405136
History doesn't mean shit when you haven't se boca fan happy in the last 5 years.
This is the kind of fan Riquelme loves.

>>149405633
I was happy with my team on the first two matches, and will pretend match 3 didn't happen or didn't count because the score didn't matter in the end
That's just kinda how it is until they boot all the shitters (huge IF)
All it takes is one decent boca team to actually win something big, since meme Boca teams in these last 5 years have made it to semis and finals in copalib

>>149404542 (OP)
I believe in you.

>>149404542 (OP)
we got this riverchads

>>149405875
he cute

>>149404542 (OP)
River fucking sucks too. Almost as bad as Boca.
>Mu Argiebro
Don't associate me with those two pieces of shit. I celebrate when they lose.

>>149405136
you forgot some stuff let me refresh your memory!
an humiliation ritual broadcasted to the whole world in the capital of your colonizers
a lost final against a former American president
an elimination in the mighty Sudamericana by a Pokemon
a Peruvian dick deep inside you asshole
and a draw against the powerful Auckland city leaded by a school teacher

>>149405943
>finals nobody watched after they attacked our bus and didn't receive proper punishment, the entire media talked shit about the decision of taking that match to europe, then it's suddenly the most important match ever (quite literally nobody in the CWC ever mentioned that match because nobody watched it)
>finals lost, we got 6 of those
>refballed
>oh no, we got eliminated in a cup we got 6 of
>oh no, we got eliminated in a cup we never stood a chance in because they picked our worst version since color TV
if that's what you got for Boca, I don't even know for quite literally every other team in this continent

>>149406068
>finals nobody watched after they attacked our bus and didn't receive proper punishment

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149405127
This is an english forum sir.

>>149406068
Did you expect to win the cup without playing the match because of some piedrazos 50km away from the stadium? retard faggot

>>149404542 (OP)
Argie chads please post funny homero memes

>>149406817
It's the exact same shit that happened in 2015 but worse
Both because it was an actual potential injury, and because the rule that mentioned that kind of aggression didn't exist in 2015 AND ONLY got added after that
It's not my fault you live in some shitty ghetto like Lafe or Quilmes so you don't know basic Belgrano geography, but that shit happened 5 blocks away (which btw kept getting rocks thrown at right as they entered the stadium)
And ultimately, all you had to do was not attack the bus if you didn't want people complaining about it

Anyway yeah, if you are trying to offend my teams greatness with minor shit I quite literally don't give a shit about because my team's so massive, this shit's miniscule, then it's gonna be a tough one for you

>>149406875
I might probably get banned if i send it

>>149406967
the gas pimienta was after the 1st half and inside your stadium, it's not the exact same shit bostero puto.
you still got raped in 2018 even though river was robbed of playing as local on the 2nd match and you still somehow try to make it seem like you got wronged and not river.

>>149407148
>Rule doesn't exist when the aggression happens
>Remove a club from the cup over something that's not in the rules
>Add said rule after the cup is over
>Something far worse happens after it in which you could apply said brand new rule
>Oh, it so happens that specific new rule that got applied before it existed only works for THIS but not for THAT
>Pretending like the conmebol didn't end the series there solely because it would have been an even bigger scandal for the institution AND they'd miss out on the chance to double down and make money from it
Yeah, Boca sure robbed the team that used proven doped players and got helped by the refs in quite literally every single round before the finals

Anyways, onto an argument you can actually win and not look like a clown in

>>149407297
>far worse
how about you stop being a biased cuck? gas pimienta was literally before playing the 2nd half and a lot of river players were affected, comparing that to the piedrita incident where only pablo perez was affected and they weren't even close to starting the match.
not their fault argenchina's security fucked up outside the stadium, can't really make river responsible for that.
>got helped by the refs
boca refballed us on both matches and le rompimos el orto igual pfft

>>149407441
Pepper spray can't kill you, a rock in your head can and very easily so
You have a very strange concept of refball, considering the only play you could be referring to is a very blatant offensive foul in which pratto nearly kills the GK (which btw also happened in semifinals when Andrada got his jaw disjointed), which is also ironic because it's a baby complaint compared to everything riBer's done in the last 15 years
But when you are so used to being helped since 2012's 2nd division tournament, only being able to return because of a single confessed riBer ref that did all he could to make it happen, then won a cup in 2014 because they called an offside that objectively wasn't (quite literally can't deny a player that's behind the last player's line is not offside), then 2015's kickfest, then the entire 2018, etc, well, you can very easily tell the alternate reality in which a person has to be to deny all of that, that you'll just call a very obvious offensive foul a penalty. There's basically a buttload of plays for riBer in just one single cup than the ones you could pull in Boca's entire libertadores history

Anyway, this is dragging on for too long that I'll kept it simple with one example: Imagine if you are richer than Bezos and Musk, and you suddenly lose 10 millions. You can have a lot of poor people making fun of you, but at the end of the day, these people kwabing are just envious poorfags
This is kinda the same. I quite literally do not give a shit about a blatantly rigged cup such as that, and even actually annoying losses like in 2004 or the easy IDV round turn into shit that hurts, but grows back eventually
That's just how it is when you are one of the if not the biggest team in the continent (referring to Flamengo of course)
Anyway, good night, hope you guys win tomorrow in the easiest group of the cup (even got the weakest non portuguese european club), else it's an actual 2nd relegation

>>149407829
blud talking all that like bosta didn't score 0 goals against an amateur team lmao

argenlindos, mañana montegay pierde

>>149405127
If you smell like cebollas, they will think you're a bokita fan.

Isn't River already qualified? What do they need?

>>149408509
They're not qualified yet.
They qualify if
1. They win against Inter, or tie against them with more than 2 goals
2. Monterrey fails to win against Urawa
3. They tie against Inter 1-1 and Monterrey wins against Urawa but fails to score 3+ goals with at least a 2 goal difference

>>149409166
Another scenario is a tie between urawa and monterrey

>>149409277
Covered by point 2

>>149409292
I had read it as if monterrey losses, my bad

>>149408500
jjjjjjjjjj

>>149404542 (OP)
F

Can >we get it done today, riber chads?

>>149409166
why river needs to tie with more than 2 goals? if they tie against inter no matter the goals, dont they have goal difference in their favor from the urawa match?

>>149413399
First criteria is H2H

riverbros we're fucking losing

congrats Monterrey for firing demichelis and now clasificating to ro16

Today half of Argentina is Inter

>>149415058
Today half of Argentina are butthurted niggers

>>149404542 (OP)
where i cum from carp is a fish

>>149415616
You come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder

>>149404542 (OP)
That early tournament cockyness / seething against euros really didn't turn out well for you huh

I may be a Boca fan but i'll cheer for my River bros since they're the last Argentine team

>>149419271
It doesn't change anything nigger?

>>149404542 (OP)
Hoy te regresas a tu casa con el qlo roto argensimio.
En las malvinas se habla ingles!!

>>149406068
>>finals nobody watched
Lol
I watch SA football like once every leap year, and even i watched that final because it was so unique and it's something that will never be repeated again

if monterrey wins river putos get eliminated?

it's over transvegansisters...

i hate bover so much is unreal

Qué feo es ser gallina y transvegano
El médico te dijo "es HIV"

porque lautardo no la pudo meter hoy...

>>149415452
Te fuiste a la b
Te elimino Monterrey

>>149422701
Y en California Ingles

>>149425113
No mi negro

>>149404542 (OP)
For me it's (B)elgrano

>>149421844
Holy KWAB

>>149421844
No French team has beaten any South American team yet.

>>149427902
meant for >>149419271

>>149404542 (OP)
KWABOTY

>>149404542 (OP)
>ACK!!!!!!!

bump

Atlético de Madrid is a shit.