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This is what /hoc/ is all about. Flames hockey. It brings a tear to my eye

GODAMN you half-japanese girls do it to me every time
Oh the redhead said you'd shred the cello
And I'm jello, BA-BY

>Get called shit compared to the mighty Oilers all year by literally everyone except people in Florida despite winning the cup over them the year prior
>Rub it in everyone's faces
It's not hard to understand.

Business idea: /boc/ - Random /hoc/

>>149404863
why do you want to lose?

>>149404871
I thought you meant business /hoc/ where we discussed stocks

Business Idea: We bring back the Business Idea gimmick this offseason

>>149404883
Not promoted but certainly allowed

>>149404862

GOD BLESS THE GARY BELT

business idea: multipuck

>>149404824 (OP)
Why does she look like that?

>/bawk/

>>149404904
PINK PONY CLUB

>>149404917
like your standard cute asian grill?

>>149404913
I'll settle for drop the puck at the moment

>>149404824 (OP)
Developing champions for the league since 1989.
Thank You Flames.

>>149404863

>>149404917
she's one of them orilentils i tell you what

>>149404868
Having this much of a fucking victim complex is stunning. Not one person thought the Oilers were a much better team than the Panthers a week into the season.

No fucking wonder your family fled the Castro regime.

>>149404839
R U L E
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>>149404824 (OP)
TELL ME
WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK

>>149404899

>>149404943
WE LOVE FINLAND :DDD

>>149404838
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>>149404859
holy fucking based. bring it in boys

>still posting about me when I'm not even in here
Ladies please...

>>149404954
>Not one person thought the Oilers were a much better team than the Panthers a week into the season.

Literally most of the hockey analysts said that oilers over panthers and it's not even close.

I could heem the Ayatollah

>>149404987
now that is a nostalgia shot

LADIES

How I about I ladies nutz on ya forehead

What does the /hoc/ PWHL player think about the PWHL draft?

okay time to study

>>149404954
People were split 50/50 if the Panthers would even get out of the first round this year while every single analyst had the Oilers AT LEAST making the WCF except that dipshit Subban and also me because I thought it was LAs turn.
The Oilers have had a victim complex since Gretzky left, get real.

>>149404913
A blue puck for one side
A red puck for the other side
A black puck for both sides

>>149404824 (OP)
>>149404838
>>149404839

>>149404990
>>149405001
https://youtu.be/PeHF_0dyd0g

hello ladies

>nufag think he runs /hoc/ because a bunch of people called him a fag

>>149404991
WE LOVE OUR EXPERTS
LOL

business idea: bandy

Why do the Flames worship this autist?

>>149405045
kkk (komplete kanadian kwabbing)

>>149405045
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

business idea: gary randomly appears on the big screen and overturns reffie calls

>>149405045
>Mike Futa

>>149405057
Way comfier than indoors desu

>>149405058
Because he gave me his when I ran into him at a dentist office. 5 year old me was jubilant :)

>>149405074
Only if it's preceded by stone cold steve austin glass shatter

>>149404991
>Somehow they have the best odds to win AGAIN

Business idea: During 1 PP per game, each team is allowed to add Gary as a 6th skater

>>149405045
Was that before the season or before the playoffs? Devils would have been an acceptable pick before the season

>>149405058
great player, classy as fuck gentleman, can handle the banter. lots of reason.

>>149405057
thats a big rink

>>149405057
>>149405084
That's not bandy. That's ringette, which was actually invented by canadians

>>149405039
color*

>>149405058
Because they are also huge fucking retards
Kinda obvious

The Stanley Cup 6th game was one week ago.

>>149405120
I'm looking good

I didn’t ask a week ago

>>149405132
I can still remember it like it was a week ago

I hope copeys weight loss journey is doing better than his team

>>149404913
>tied after regulation
>5 pucks in play to start OT
The chaos would be fun.
>>149405026
Also interesting, multipuck would limit games going to 2 or more OT's.
Similar to how rounders let's a player start on second base in extra innings.

I heard it was a gay magazine

>>149405092
Delete Avalanche and oilers and it’s accurate

>>149405091
glass shatter followed by goldust theme. gary goldust would be fun

>>149404913
Get that Harry Potter quidditch shit outta my face

>>149405092
>soilers favorite
>gambling problem?
HAHAHA

>>149405092
>Bookies pick the Oilers to win the cup
>Free money from the most retarded city in Canadian for the third year in a row
Simple as that.

>>149405162
Did your boyfriend tell you that? I bet you two look really cute together

>>149405184
Thanks yes we are very happy together

Isn’t the way life imitates art cruel? If we didn’t have this one belligerent no life having janny bringing every general down /hoc/ threads will would reign supreme. I imagine this is what players of teams with shitty butt general managers feel like.

kitties x evangelion subedition

>>149405202
Go Pens!

>>149405092
The Leafs were the best team against the Panthers. Remove Marner, add McDavid and the 1993 curse is over.

>>149405045
Fire them all and bring Windy and I on board.

What's your BOLDEST opinion for next year /hoc/? And I don't mean a little bit bold, I mean EXTRA BOLD.

>>149404824 (OP)
Is Asian/Canadian pusy better than Asian/American pusy bros?

What am I supposed to watch now that hockey is done until like October

>>149405248
kitties threepeat :3

>>149405248
>your spiciest /hoc/ predictions ONLY please

>>149405248
Sharks make a surprise Wild Card run.

>>149405248
Sharks make it to the playoffs

>>149405248
My Blackhawks will get swept in the first round of the playoffs

>>149405109
How can you tell? Its looks like they are using bandy stick and playing on large bandy ice.

>>149405261
Baseball :)

>>149405248
Flames make WCF.

>>149404991
>>149405045
>>149405092
>waaahhhh waaahhhhhh nobody believe in us, it we against the world waaaahhhhhhh

reminder

>>149405303
Maybe you should move on, your oilers were outclassed, outcalled and dominated. Next year they wont get past Kings

>>149405300
and win

Fan passion?

>>149405264
kitties !!!

>>149405284
It's bandy. The Finntard doesn't know what he's talking about.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750811393289695.webm

>>149405294
Watching regular season MLB games is retarded

>>149405303
excuse me but who are you quoting?

>excuse me but who are you quoting?

>>149405045
>Matt Marchese
>New Jersey Devils

Poorden is malding over finland unprovoked again KWAB

>>149405346
I am retarded :)

>>149405313
>his reminder is a post from some no-name X account that got 1000 likes

Jesus christ dude

>>149405355
Panthers fans and Panthers players.

>>149405387
welcome to the oilers fan club

>>149405383
Always have, always will

>>149404862
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>>149405366

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>>149405430
Panthers won cope faggot

>>149405346
>milton wrecks tropicana
>radio barely acknowledges the marlins, rightfully so
At least tampa is relevant now and then...
>record trop attendance - 48,044 (WWE Royal Rumble 2024)
Nice!

I already drank a ton of water and a gatorade today but I still feel dehydrated. I have another gatorade but if I drink it now i'll feel bloated

>>149405452
Who is Milton. Does he work for Gary?

>>149405472
Pre-diabetes

>>149404824 (OP)
hoc tuah

>>149405472
I've been drinking so much water and peeing so much today

>>149405488
No I just got drunk last night and have cottonmouth from smoking weed

>>149405248
Are Gary's scriptwriters really down this bad?

>>149405447
so did bud and mitch

>>149405248
Buffalo will finally not be shit.

>>149405501
If youre pissing clear you can take a break from the water for a bit

Canadians are the biggest faggots on this site

>>149405528
nope you are both and you lost schizo

>>149405538
I still feel thirsty though

>>149405539
good thing all the americans are so horny for big lads

>>149405539
Then why do you larp as one all the time?

>>149405539
>>149405548
thoughts on your loss to bud and mitch and subsequent doctor's visit because of said losses?

>>149405557
>>149405564
>>149405569
Faggots

>>149405474
The big windy guy that slammed into Sarasota last year.
And maybe he does, higher ratings and sales for lightning surely.

>>149405057
The sunbelt could never

>>149405555
Pre-diabetes

>>149405572
trb you seem upset. chill out and crack open a nice cold beer- oh wait kek

>>149405574
Hmmmmm

>>149405598
Kitties won

>>149405617
much like bud and mitch

>>149405572
What happened did your american ip get banned again?

>>149405587
I'm not fat

>>149405539
hey buddy don't call me big

>>149405627
Still seething over some banter and chants?

>trb bubbled so hard he had to quit drinking
kwab1
mitch1

>>149405637
????

we have to go back

>>149405659
fuck that blues team

>constantly seethes at canadians
>literally pays money so he can pretend to be one
KWAB

>>149405659
What do you mean, this was a soulless stanley cup win

>>149405427
>posting anime
kys srsly

>>149405678
kwab

>>149405659
They probably should have kept Pietrangelo
>>>149405691
>team comes back from being in last place in january to winning the cup
>soulless

>>149405659
While Sammy Blais still had light and hope in his eyes

>>149405708
>monetized and commercialized a terminally ill kid who is about to die

>>149405719
I dont remember the blues doing that. The Oilers did it too. At least the Blues won before the kid died.

>>149405719
Cope tranny

mitch must be enjoying a cold one right now. victor's right, after all

oh yeah, im playing gloria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNEb2k_EmMg

>>149405678
Hes truly mindbroken

Hot enough out there for you?

YOINK

>>149405732
I thought she died but turns out the blues kid lived. Good for her, despite being used by the organization

>>149405785
I've had enough of Garys vision for the future and would like it to cool down please

>>149405785
I'm indoors of an air-conditioned house

>>149405789
shannon1

>>149405785
Tomorrow's gonna be a scorcher

>>149405815
I'm on my paid summer leave that lastsv for almost two months and I went outside for a piss at the summer cottage just now. It's 4am

every summer gets worse. I should move to NWT or something

>>149405716
Sammy Blais is an Calder Cup champion!

how vancouver's sudden implosion is flew under the radar of most hockey fans is almost mind boggling. literally almost everything went to shit in the span of a year

>>149405815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk

>>149405887
does finland ever get bog circles?

>>149405914
And it's all because of Elias Pettersson

>>149405914
I never understood the Miller-Pettersson thing, like I think it has to be very normal for these guys to be able to work together without liking each other? How did it get so bad?

>>149405785
Summer has barely started, this has been a very mild Spring this year.

>>149405920

>>149405959
Seven days left before the fate of the franchise for the next 8 years is decided as his NMC kicks in.

>>149405991
I think it's pretty clear they are building around him.

>>149405977
Ignore my flag but Pettersson is a massive passive aggressive cunt. Check out his interviews. You can tell that he's locker room cancer and I just know that Miller called him out on it

>>149405914
They weren't good before they just got on a hot streak toward the end of the season. They regressed back to expectations

>>149406059
how much does the conman get in free agency next year

>>149406093
3x16

>>149406059
The NHL's premier participation trophy recipient.

he's got like 14 years to catch up to bourque

>xhe rb's weird obsession with mcdavid
mcdavid1

>>149406059
Is Perry staying there?
Kiss of death...
>McDavid went on to win the Conn Smythe Trophy as the most valuable player in the 2024 Stanley Cup playoffs, becoming only the sixth player, and first since Jean-Sébastien Giguère in 2003, to win the award despite not winning the Stanley Cup.
Neat!

>>149406163
mcdavid most certainly did not 1

So, uh, wtf was Anaheim thinking?

>>149406216
Was it a financial decision?

>McDavid takes a 1x1 deal with Panthers after next season so he has a chance to win and then retires to LA for the paycheck so his wife with finnish heritage can run bars
>his wife births a son
>Pekka McDavid
>bigger, faster and more autistic than McDavid
>180pts season as an 18-year old

>>149406181
>GET OUT OF THE ROAD FAGGOT

>>149406254

>>149406216
Poehling is an ok boring young NHL body, not insane to value that + a pick in the 40s over just a pick in the 20s. It never sounded like anyone really wanted this guy

>>149406207
he needs to take a lesson from bud and mitch

>>149406216
Ducks are going hard after Marner

>>149406216
Making cap space for Marner

Zegras is a zesty and soft partyboy with zero physicality who is all about making flashy instagram plays and partying but he's only in Philly for tradebait reasons at next deadline since it's Zegras last year of his contract so Flyers can retain all 6M of it

>>149406300
I'd love to see him try and pull the shit he did in Anaheim in Philthy.
He'd get batteries thrown at his head within 10 games.

My penguins ):

I don't think my team is going to make any trades :(

who was the tallest female professional hockey player

>>149406377
I don't know

>>149406393
@grok why doesn't he know?

>world's tallest midget

crazy tall for a chick, but I've met taller

>>149406299
>>149406300
Very plausible...
>>149406320
heheh

>>149406414
no one asked

>>149406414
I wanna fuck a tall chick

>>149406443
uuuuuh
>>149406377
>>149406393

>>149406414
hot

>>149406443
I did

>>149406449
It's awesome

>he wants to climb a tall chick

Dallas insider on on hfboards who's leaked multiple major trades beforehand seems to be implying Marners headed to Dallas

>>149406414
Girls grow earlier so there's probably a lot of tall two-sport girls who get pushed into basketball

speaking of tallness mitch is taller than trb by about 3 inches

>>149406478
RIP

Segedi :)

>>149406383
Maybe just me, all this forced GOAT shit and social media sets up players for psychological failure.
Being a great player is one thing but carrying a team on your shoulders to Lord Gary's cup is another.
Took Ovechkin some time but he got there eventually.
I'm fine if McDork wins but has to be on a Gary Belt team.

>>149406526
Will she marry me?

>>149406489
Did you take a look at his driver's license, Mitch?
>>149406526
Is she an Eskimo? or some kind of Islander?

>>149406545
chinese

>>149406414
snu snu puck
>>149406478
Ruh roh?!

>>149406545
thoughts on representing the lollipop guild? how are the benefits?

>>149406536

>>149406545
mitch isn't here, he's enjoying a beer (responsibly) while being taller than you kek

>>149404824 (OP)
mornin /hoc/! GREAT thread OP!

>>149406570
Yea right he's probably drinking cough syrup in his subaru

>>149406552
that and some kind of -stahn central asian race, maybe Mongolian

>>149406478
Zero chance. Stars have 1.9M in cap space.

xhe rb's benefits were slashed when xhe was kicked out of the lollipop guild for being too short. that's why xhe's angry, xhe had to pay out of pocket for that doctor's shot

>>149405165
alright randy

>>149406545
Her REAL name is Zhang Xifang.
I guess local markets don't like that.

>>149406625
Why? that name sounds bad ass
and ice hockey is full of asiaphiles
>intolerant people are stupid

>>149406625
Yep hockeys full of chuds

>>149406625
every chinese girl I've known made a westernized name for themselves

>>149406597
Depends how desperate he is, they just fired D3Boer so feels like a hot mess?

>>149406655
thoughts on your benefits being slashed?

>>149406660
in college I knew a korean kid that named himself tiger

>>149406671
did he play golf?

>>149406660
Makes day to day life easier I'm sure, my gut tells me she doesn't use that on her national team.

women's hockey is for chinese women only

>>149406699
I doubt very much she's allowed to

>>149406093
he doesn't have the balls to go to free agency
he's the epitome of that "yes dear..." meme to the oilers org

>>149406597
maybe marner will take a little bit of a discount to play with a contender

my marners go in the potty

>>149406478
>what if we spent uhhhh $25-27m on two wingers while our depth evaporates

>*votes for politicians that won't lower taxes*
>wtf this is all gary bettman's fault

>>149405887
I envy you finns so much

>>149405887

>>149405914
Boston's implosion was so far more entertaining

xhe rb barges into the VA hospital and knocks over a WWII vet with cancer. xhe cuts to the front of the line and demands a doctor. xhe demands MEDS for BUD1 SYNDROME

>>149406946
No one in Boston was forced on a "leave of absence" for calling a teammate a faggot.

At least he was chair force and not a crayon eater

https://voca.ro/1dDukPT3qBL2

Check out this song I made on garage band bros

Trotz has made some pretty major blunders:

Adding vets to a roster without any elite young talent - if he added Stamkos, March and Skjei to a team that had young players driving the ship, they would've slotted into complimentary roles, which would have fit their skill set at this point in their careers. Instead, he thought they could drive the boat and I don't recall any team have a core group of players over the age of 30 who took a team to the Cup. Not sure what he was thinking, he certainly wasn't looking at history.

Signing Saros to an albatross of a contract that he won't be able to get out of after June 30th. By doing so, he had already decided to double down on moving Askarov because he didn't want the headache of a potential top 5 goalie bitching about not getting playing time or an opportunity. He could've waited this out. Instead, he settled for a late 1st in a not so great draft and a kid who was drafted late in the 1st round who's realistic potential is a 3C. If he turns into a 2C, amazing but it's doubtful Edstrom gets there. I get goalies don't have a ton of value but could've kept Askarov and moved Saros for basically the same deal and you've got your goaltender for the next 10-12 years.

Moving all the youth and getting nothing in return basically gutted the prospect pool. Outside of Kemell, Wood, Molendyk and Gibson, there isn't a lot to be excited about in Milwaukee with only Molendyk having any real shot of being a difference maker. Not saying the youth he moved on from was anything special but I'm sure if given the chance, could've supplied a roster starved of offense last year a shot in the arm. I'm sure they could've outscored what McCarron and Smith brought to the table.

I don't see a short or long term plan with what he's trying to do. He's doubled down on a coach who hasn't a clue. If he blows the draft on Friday, I'm terrified of what this team becomes.

>>149407002
I listened to it

>>149407002
buy an ad fag

>>149406946
Boson's looked worse because they were supposed to be shit years ago but managed to squeeze out a cup run and the best regular season of all time.
It was going to hit this point some time, they just skipped the downtrend and went right to the blow up.
Vancouver genuinely came out of nowhere.

>>149406655
It stands out and easier to market.
>>149406660
This but usually just the first name.
>>149406901
Do all provinces have an income tax?
During Panthers parade victory speech he dabbed on that saying they just have shitty organizations.

>>149407017
@Grok Please summarize this post in a few sentences.

>>149407025
did you like it

>>149407064
no comment

>>149407060
thoughts on your crushing defeat at the hands of bud 1164 days ago?

>>149407064
If you don't have anything nice to say, then you shouldn't say anything at all

>>149407002
based and odd time-signature pilled

>>149407048
You gotta be from Vancouver if you honestly believed that the canucks could repeat their playoff run

>>149407002
Redo all of your basslines bro

>>149407104
They overperformed but they weren't even close to clearing out the whole team.
It went from "Can the Canucks repeat their success?" to "Hughes, Boeser, and Miller want out and literally no one wants to sign here" over the course of the season.

>>149406655
Oh, and by stands out I agree.
It rhymes and ends in fang, lot to work with there.

I know nothing about ice hockey but this weird old Canadian guy who used to come into work and go on about the Montreal Canadiens to me was arrested yesterday for beating up his neighbour with a pipe over some kind of border fencing dispute

Thanks for listening

>>149407139
And it's because of complete lack of leadership and letting a mopey bitch like Pettersson act however he wants. Just look at this dude too. Good Dman but does he give any out sort of authority? No.

>>149407002
I think it's cool :)
I need to learn how to play the bass

>>149407002
Pretty good. Love the synths. What in Swedish would be called "synth rug", the droning synths. Don't know the English music term. Although it feels more natural to me as a drummer to have the drums in 7/4 when they kick in at 0:46.

>>149407221
Absolute truth. Meanwhile they traded away any actual voices that brought expectations with Horvat and then Miller.

>>149407218
neat

>>149406579
Mornin sven

>>149407218
He sounds like a fag.

>>149407218
My favorite part of this story is when someone got crazy and beat someone with a pipe
gripping tales

>>149407285
I thought he died.

>>149407243
The part before that time stamp is in 9/8 then everything is in 8/8 until the guitar solo part which is in 13/8 (or 13/16, depending on how you look a it)

>>149407285
22?! OHH MAN

>>149407285
Churchill Manitoba

>>149407285
that sumerian text is a meme right

>>149404824 (OP)
Are there a lot of cute asians(not indian)in leaf land?

>>149407358
Nah it was created by some European guy for the Inuit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inuktitut_syllabics

>>149407358
uh chud its called cuneiform

>>149407384
I think you meant to say yes then

>>149407218
Glass ya moment!

>>149407380
Yah way more than indians. Mostly in BC

>Holy Doodle

>>149407409
Bud is a Canadian through and trough

Pricebros, we were robbed

>>149407285
What kind of chud doesn't have correct Inuit font rendering setup?

>>149407285
>nhl lists player names in inu
>>149407358
Gary gifted them written language.
Not sure how popular it is up there but feels forced for the smallest market.

>>149407358
not enough heckin descenders for ya? faggot

thinkgen of rubben the peenus to my friends wifes instagram pictures

>>149407503
always a good time

>>149407353
replace bear with negro and this exact same sign was seen in mississippi between 1870 and 1970

>>149407285
>>149407313
>I thought he died.
so did I?

>>149407503
Wont that make it hard to hold a conversation with her in the future?

>>149407539
oh itll make it hard alright

>>149407526
>Polar Negro
So a white black guy?

>>149407285
>The call him Two Two

>he's not a tootoomaniac 24 hours per day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02GfvMNUL6U

Which round to laffs exit OR do they make it next year?

Carter Hart did nothing wrong.

>>149407631
2nd round. marchand can't drag those losers to a cup

>>149407631
I imagine they can get a bunch of rounds in during the summer

Oumuamua was an alien spaceship

>>149407391
First thing they probably did was scribble on trees where it was good to hunt for food but DO NOT steal.

If you seriously think that Price has earned a place in the HHoF, the inconvenient truth is that Rinne should be inducted as well.

𐎡𐎸𐎣𐎣𐏀 𐎮𐎭𐎤

>>149407653
JEN

>>149407657
is that the weird fucking comet or whatever?

>>149407557
that's what we thought canadians were until john candy

>>149407677
The thumb makes her look pantless, jen.

>>149407706
yeah it was a rock that entered our solar system at a high rate of speed and then fucked off into space

>>149407698
Yeah but Price played for a Canadian team so he NEEDS to be in the HHOF, you don't get it.

Huomenta but the opposite

>>149407722
checked, kek'd

>>149407757
okay, yeah. I heard something about that a little while ago. have to check it out I guess.

>>149407657
Fast rocky boi
>>149407706
>orbital eccentricity above 1
He won't be coming back if math checks out.

gary should grow the game to mars

Chara in the HHoF...our response Paciorettybros?

>>149407838
He should focus on growing the game in China first

>>149407677
fant. good thing Hors d'oeuvre's or else Michelle Starvinen

>>149407838
Mars will be close to the moon this 29th!
>grow the game
>even interstellar objects check out the Gary belt

>>149407860
That shit was blown way out of proportion, pure hockeyplay with unfortunate endgame

>>149407919
At the time I bought a ticket on the Chara hatetrain but lookin back the fault lies with Bell Centre

>>149407860
based and redpilled

>>149407909
Based oumuamua knower

>>149407643
Based

>>149407643
it increasingly seems that way

>>149407767
night, pookie

>>149407860
Danielle Sauvageau who is also in the HHoF now was working for the Montreal police while this happened. I assume she was higher up than taking calls from angry Habs fans about Zdeno Chara

Favorite Chara fights?

For me it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5D-fhDJ1W4

>>149405249
I'd like to know. Currently fucking Asian/Asian pusy

Dinner for tonight is roasted legumes with a honey glaze, soup du jour is iced cow cream flavored with extract of vanilla, aged 15 minutes room temperature. Accompaniments include thinly sliced potatoes, artisan kettle style, and thinly pressed masa, fried and salted.
Enjoy your time at Chateau du /hoc/.

daniel's back on the wagon and made an absolute asshole out of himself tonight at his painting class at the bar kek

>>149408107
>soup du jour
mhmm, that sounds good. i'll have that.

>>149408103
Way worse in canada desu. is Cantonese pussy

>>149404862
WATCHIN GRUNGE LEGDROP NEW JACK THRU A PRESS TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149404862
>>149408148
Fun reminder that this was written about Jennifer Chiba who was the cunt faggot chink that killed Elliott Smith, the greatest songwriter of our era.

>>149405146
i'm not fat. we /marner/ now for better or worse

>>149408107
>roasted legumes with a honey glaze
peanuts?

Chanreet :)

>>149408147
Thank you for your sacrifice. At least it's not SE Asian puss

>>149408219
You make it sound so pedestrian.

>>149408107
>sliced potatoes
Can't go wrong.

>>149408229

>>149407643
It's not my place to say whether this is true or not, however, he showed emphatic glee to be having sex with his teammates.

He is a gay fag.

>>149408253

>>149408107
peanuts ice cream and chips for dinner

>>149408279
its just broing out. its not gay

>>149408329
I like how I said it better.

>>149408279
so you've never been elite at sports.

>>149408362
You are gay.

>>149408361
yeah it was pretty funny no doubt

>>149408229
>Annalise Wong is YOUR defensive player of the year Vancouver
LOL

>>149408103
Jungle Asian or Fancy Asian?

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiim gonna keep on dancin down in west hollywood

The Panthers are a good hockey team imo

>>149407698
why not both?

>>149408478
uhhh proof? can i get a fact check on this?

>>149408492
That's what I'm saying

>>149405952
Whats a bog circle?

>>149408505
TWO KITTIES

>>149408574
a sphincter says what?

>>149408400
Thai. Not super sure where that falls lol

channeling tremendous power for the stars to trade robertson and bring in marner

>>149408580

>>149408594
you want the stars to bring in an overrated shitter?

>>149408604
yes, and give him $15m for several seasons

Tank for McKenna
Be garbo for Gavin

>>149408391
Wouldn't have gotten through calculus without chanreet and annalise

Well you know the Jews they do run the league and uhh sure wouldn't it be nice if it were Canadian but uhh oh well it is what it is

>>149408645
>allow graphing calculators
>wait no one else knows?

Not a single panthers fan has posted in the last few threads lmao

>>149408574
like a crop circle but with those bog reeds

>>149408685
retard

>flag
yep I'm not wrong I bet they already forgot what hockey is

>>149408701
retard

>>149408690
I see

FLORIDA IS THE HOME OF CHAMPIONSHIP HOCKEY

Laffs season tickets

ain't it fuun
LIVIN' IN A JEW WORLD
ain't it good
NINETEEN NINETY THREE

>>149408721
What a guy

>>149408721
Let me guess...

>>149408708
no one even cares they won because it's like they don't even exist
Imagine what these threads would be if even the knights or blue jackets won 2 in a row..

>>149408746
He looks French desu

>>149408756
You are a fag.

I go to the Y with a guy who knows Bedard from middle/high school. Apparently the Chicago Black***ks vets busted his bussy like a jello cup and it took two weeks of overtime for the cleaning company to handle the mess

>>149408756
>what these threads would be
if you are using 4chan threads to gauge popularity then you're a retard

>>149408767
then you're based*

>>149408767
Yeah that parade really shut everyone up...

>>149408766
>work slow enough to get the OT
Sounds about right.

>>149408766
why are you hanging out with a child?

>>149408793
retard

how cool is that

Can the next thread be Flames themed please?

>>149408812
>growkoc

one time I had a dream about /hoc/ big brother and i set a bunch of rodent traps and 65% of you were eliminated on day one

>>149408812
It's not rad, it's lame.

>>149408809
why is a child hanging out with a retard?

>>149408812
Is that a fucking turtle
>sorry for the genocide and continuing to ruin your land here's a shitty jersey

>>149408854
retard
>>149408842
guilty as charged

>>149408842
You just know I'm ratting you out in week one to the /hoc/ PWHL player and Copey

>>149404824 (OP)
>>149404838
>>149404844
>>149404989
fumesfags post the same tired content every thread

my nuckies

>>149408883
And Ted if he's still around

>>149408888
nice quads however you still get fucked in the ass by other men

>>149408888
oh no.

>>149408888
maybe on planet retard

>>149408812
WE WUZ TURTLES

business idea:
whenever Original 6 fans have large numbers at Florida/Tampa home games, when they try to start chants, the Florida fans respond with
"WHAT. ARE YOU DOING. IN MY SWAMP!"

BUT WAIT THERE WAS MORE?

>>149404824 (OP)
I need an asian gf so bad bros

I hooked up with the /hoc/ PWHL player

>>149407380
Used to be more, or maybe the jeets just outnumber them more now. I think a lot of the east asians in Canada are leaving or left, probably because our country is a complete shithole these days.

>>149408726
my wife haley

>>149408812
this just makes me imagine a turtle dying in an oil spill

I wonder how the Rangers voted in the New York mayoral race

>>149409009
I would have voted for the communist one for the lulz

new york city has more piss in the streets than los angeles and that's saying something

>>149408968
They took our money and tech secrets and went home.

>>149409009
nyc has an income tax. none of the are stupid enough to live there. they all live in fairfield county and westchester.

piss can't be quantified bozo

McCan't Dig

why does the panthers celebrating the cup make oilers fans seethe so much?

>>149409155
habs fans too

>>149409155
it's mean

>rags

working in the communist grocery store with mika zibanejad

>rags

>>149409155
It was his turn?
https://youtu.be/KwpL29bPc5w
Everyone ignores him, even Bust my Hyman.
Such leadership from the unanimous Hart Memorial Trophy winner!
Oh captain my captain!

>blue jackets

>>149409236
raped

ah hell naw, quebecois really do be thinkin carey price be as important to nettending as roy my nigga das craaazy lmaaaaaaaaao [skull emoji] [skull emoji]
dat nigga had 1 SCF appearance, dat nigga had a similar save percentage over he career to Rask and Rinne, dat nigga get gaped by Lundpads in any head to head statistical matchup

>>149404824 (OP)
Asian women belong to MAPVCHE BVLLS
I don't read cope

>>149409313
hows it going dylan

>>149408968
That sucks, i much prefer asians to poos.

when i was younger and heard some character in a tv show or movie promising to "clean up" the streets of new york city, i always thought that was just a vague filler line so anybody could relate to it, but then when i actually went to new york city and saw piles of garbage and shit on the streets it finally occurred to me they were talking about actually cleaning up trash from the streets.

>>149408968
They are coming here. We stealing all the Asian qts... have fun with the pajeetas

>>149409332
Eric adams a man who I believe is a cutout for turkish interests in the united states was the first to say hey guys, this is too much trash? The fuck is up with all the trash?

>>149409347
>sexy time
>fish are all gone
I died for snu snu, and hockey.

>>149409246
>jue blackets

>>149409413
baped ritch

>morning marner
>daytime darner
>evening earner
>nighttime narner

I just took a massive Marner in my toilet.
>>149409332
As long as sports teams are winning that's all that matters.
>>149409364
Crazy right?

>>149409438
royal families used to medieval marner into a bowl at night and hide the bowl under their bed and would just smell it until they fell back asleep

>>149409326
not in most parts of hongcouver. all my neighbors are asian. if i dont go to mcdicks or tims the only time ill see a jeet is when hes delivering ubereats or like a ups package.

What do I think about the draft?

>>149409482
some surprisingly good calls

>>149409477
The guys on those ebikes or scooters doing food delivery are insane. Absolutely no regard for traffic law or even their life.

>>149409482
I'm gonna traaaaade!

Utah will win a cup before canada

>>149409504
Tusks up!

>>149409504
inshallah joseph smith

why did the 2019 nhl draft produce so many manlets?

>>149409504
Wrong

>>149409525
Flouride, but trust the plan devils.

>>149408888
wow just like /hoc/! tune in next thread where we spam samir stephen bud copey dylan randy ted faggot shut the fuck up you retards

>>149409638
bud1
mitch1

>>149407285
>Ruutu to Tootoo, two on two
never forget

does wingsdownunder post here still?

I love brown asian women so much bros

>>149409777
t. Kono
hurry up and finish Ace Combat 8

there is this one late 40s early 50s, hard to tell, asian woman that lives down the street from me. typical nouveau riche asians, drives an amg g wagen, wears like prada or chanel every day. you can tell they are trying hard to impress people. but whenever i walk past her house and she sees me she waves and smiles at me very enthusiastically. im too autistic for this. now im afraid to go outside.

>>149409860
I love smiling and nodding to the middle aged asian women when im out for my walks

>>149409860
She might just be overtly friendly but it's expressed a bit mechanically like some middle-aged Asians tend to do. I had one who I used to work with who kept calling me handsome but I never got the sense she was actually cracking on to me.

reminder

Will the schedule be released today?

can't believe marchand is going to be a laff

>>149409927
Sad

>>149409924
July 16th bucko

Hey chatGPT, can you redraw this image with the florida panthers flag and make the guy latinx.

>>149409934
Source?

>>149409962
John Shannon

>>149409980
Why is Gary fucking around with the schedule

>>149409986
He has to wait for the NBA to make theirs first

>>149409987
Sad

Just found out the owner of the pwhl league is also the owner of all the teams. how does that work? Who hires the gms of the teams?

>>149409927
TRUST THE PLAN

With all I heart I hope you find the moral fortitude to shut the fuck up in the next thread

Bud tbg Stephen Mitch trb

we don't sign our posts here

>>149410027
1 lost 1 1 lost

>>149410009
I think the goal is to sell of the teams eventually. He is also about to buy the Lakers for 10 billion

Smells like shit in here

poo peeland

>>149410048
this

>>149410055
>>149410055

>>149410052

>>149410059
>>149410057
Retards

>>149410059
this is the one

God damn you people are stupid as fuck

>>149410009
It’s like the what the xfl was