Baseball is a bat-and-ball sport played between two teams of nine players each, taking turns batting and fielding.

dodgers

this was first

>>149405362
Proof?

You should be watching International Soccer tournaments instead of baseball.

cards

>>149405349 (OP)
>Fatass Frankie Montas dying in 100 degree weather to get us this dub

>>149405362

>>149405374
gross

>runner on 1st and 2nd
>no outs
>bad 8 and 9 hitters up next
>neither bunt
I hate modern baseball

>>149405374
>glorified friendlies
Int. Footy doesn't start till next year. And it IS coming home.

We need nu tho

'stros

>>149405374
This bug is not cute and your post is not good

>>149405406
>And it IS coming home.
please be bait

Dodgers finna start in a few

>>149405420
whoppers are the best fast food low tier burgers

we're ready to beat up on the rockies

>>149405374
And watch Europoors flop on the ground after even the most mild of inconvenience? No thanks. I'd rather watch a dude's entire career shatter after getting plunked by a 102MPH 4-seamer.

if your pitcher has a no hitter and you're up 4 runs, you should honorably try to make the innings go faster so your pitcher doesn't go cold

whichever nu posts the first sexy webm becomes the official genny

>>149405423
everyone knows the US are due a big tournament win

>>149405428
Mc D Double Chee best protein to fatback EZ money baby

Mariners

>>149405442

fat muncy will come through

>>149405402
yeah i don't like that band either
spotify always recommends them
pretentious hipster trash

Go Mariners btw

You gotta be better than that Jameo! You have GOT to be better

>>149405374
my brother in christ, please don't fall into thirst traps

>>149405442

>>149405347
>>149405347
>>149405347
Alt thread for cool dudes and wayward souls

>>149405445
USA soccer is in a bad place right now even tho we'll prob win the stupid Gold Cup

remember that one schizo a few weeks ago that was duplicating every post across two nus?

I'm thinking my Mets are back

>>149405473
How many /mlb/ threads do we need?

So I made a bet with my Dad that Montas was going to pitch at least 5 scoreless, obviously he thought I was insane. I’m 3-for-3 on pitching predictions, I won on a Verlander meltdown last year and a Diaz save earlier this year.

My next prediction is that Mannea’s first start back from injury will be very average.

>>149405445
Well, good luck.
Your teams are getting absolutely shitter shattered in the mickey mouse club world cup, so you'll definitely need it

>>149405436
>the rack in the background
BOOBA

can someone tell me which nu to use?

PFMA

I LIKE BASEBALL

>>149405482
512

>>149405439
>flop on the ground after even the most mild of inconvenience
They do that also in baseball retard.

>>149405497
PFMA!

>>149405482
One really. But it was tickling my tism that one thread only had a link to the other. If we're gonna split threads, let's at least make it easy for people to hop between them.

Gay Mets talking about Strider being able to put his legs behind his head again.

>>149405482
There are over 30 Mariners fans actively posting so 3 threads is good

it's time for dodger baseball

Fraudtani time

>>149405492
Yuck!

doyers!

>>149405493
i'm just keeping tabs open and posting in both

>>149405428
I think this same file was the one that started the whopper discourse. They were two for $6 before Covid…

>>149405349 (OP)
Doyerbros, this is the one. ITFDB!

>>149405482
we need a tattoo and no tattoos thread desu

is this the thread?

>>149405519
Great body but man I just don't understand how so many of you prefer that face

Cock up my ass and a fist as well please!!!

>>149405519
what's up with those plastic ass eyes man, looks like she's wearing a death mask

>>149405547
she doesn't actually look like that

Go Rockies!

>>149405547
Anon thats filters

Hey Jameo get your head out of your ass you stupid fucking dipshit

>5 more weeks of this slop before based NFL season starts

shoutout to the pompom purin poster.

>>149405558
>>149405560
what does she look like? it can't be good

>>149405519
woo~

>>149405552
Chop on, brutha!

I hate the Dodgers and their mutt fans

>>149405559
dont let that anon hold you back. get back out there and start posting more joker slop

>>149405541
let me fuck you

I can haz nu tho?

Is PFMA related to PCA?

>>149405565
>based NFL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4c9A8TO3Zg

>>149405537
we don't need you, we have sexo webm spammer now

>>149405565
Yeah It’ll be nice when you guys have your containment thread back

>>149405541
I'M CLAPPING HARD

>who da freakin' hell is cal relay?

>>149405591
Piss off

>>149405585
that wasn't me. probably a falseflagger.

>>149405565
>rust belt coded post

>>149405565
Shut up you unamerican zoomer.
Football is for the fall and winter, basedball is for the spring and summer.

>>149405498
/mlb/ is a NIKKE general, get out.

>>149405349 (OP)
PLAY BEN RICE EVERYDAY

mookie sl-ACK!

Anons who have been to lots of MLB stadiums: what are the most overrated and underrated parks?

Today the mets turn things around

>>149405565
>negro collide

>>149405618
You had your time. It's Hololive's turn.

>>149405571
>no camel toe
how can this anon still lack basic proficiency after all this practice

>>149405631
No ointment?

new tigers fan here, is it true that they’re orange because of a little caesar’s sponsor?

>>149405638
>most overrated
doyerpaco favela

>>149405565
dont care

go Sneks

>>149405565
im skipping the NFL this season. It's become way too gay and fake

>>149405631
thanks for the inspiration yanksbro going to slim chickens for dinner

>>149405664
This guys team plays for the AFC

dodgerfan here. where are charlie blackmon and troy tulowitski?

>>149405616
Summer and Fall = Baseball
Fall and Winter = Football
Winter and Spring = Basketball/Hockey
Europoors = Soccer all year

>>149405618
No one thinks about you at all faggot

>>149405664
I haven't watched the last few years. I used to love NFL too :(

>>149405644
You had your turn last year. This year it’s Chololive.

>>149405638
>most overrated and underrated parks?
>overrated
Busch Stadium
>underrated
Wrigley Field

>>149405565
based. everyone is seething

Golden glover goldy

>>149405644
no

Doyers gonna fall into a 0-3 hole to start this game.

>>149405565
I sure can’t wait to see how Goodell will script the Chiefs to the Super Bowl and Mahomes becomes the WWE champion!

He can't hit, but who cares when his glove is so elite.

>>149405673
Basketball and Hockey are just football sideshow for blacks and whites respectively

>>149405671
im actually a niners fan but it's become way too much about player storyline (like the nba) and the games are rigged to hell. i dont want to waste my entire sundays watching that shit

Ah, Conforto is playing today.

>>149405696
first good post itt

>>149405707
Put a cards hat on her!!!!

>>149405673
footy all year long is okay with ne

>>149405685
how can Wrigley be most underrated? Everyone speaks highly of Wrigley

>>149405713
Yea if you’re a GAYLORD

>>149405718
Well where I'm from people say its overrated but that might be because we're rivals

>>149405583
who has the best fans on /mlb/?

>>149405618
FUCK DORO

>>149405707
>niners fan abandons his team now that they had to pay their QB
fairweathers btfo

>dodgers can't get a hit off the worst team in the entire sport at the most hitter friendly ballpark

>>149405733
Mets obv

>>149405717
Proper footy this innit lads

>>149405733
Dodgers

>>149405651
I inherited a nearly expired box of Korean bbq from KFC. Also 5 gallons of brisk ice tea syrup.

3 HOMERS IN A ROW LETS GO O'S

>>149405733
>best
Chadres
>worst
doyerpacos

>>149405733
The El Paso Chihuahuas

>>149405734
Doro fucks'ya!

>>149405733
dodgers

What's his problem?

>>149405735
im abandoning the league, pay attention

Brazoban gonna blow this game with help from the umps and then I will be killing myself

Some insurance would be nice here yanks…

GORMAN DINGER

Anyone actually AT a game right now?

>>149405638
agree with the other anon Busch is overrated AF. Generic unremarkable park that locals laud like it's the best park in baseball. Minute Maid also overrated, don't like that park. Too small and cramped doesn't feel like a baseball stadium.

Underrated: Oracle, PNC, and Coors. All great places to catch a game.

>>149405733
Not the dodgers and padres

>>149405733
Best? M's
Most important to this genny? Doyers

>losing to the rockies
yeah, the doggies' season is over

>>149405733
dodgers

KILL YOURSELF!!!!

Reds gonna play bullpen roulette and somehow walk it off.

I have never been to any ball park

>>149405793
Yea that’s bait.

jfc

>>149405771
Bad call. Watching redzone is unironically the best TV on earth. When my team is shit I still watch football, and it's absolutely comfy when theyre not in the early window so I can just watch redzone.

>>149405797
you dont mean that

berds tie it

Marinerbros...

>>149405786
if i was i wouldn't be able to post. every time i try to post on my iphone i get an ip ban message

>>149405797
Rude

>>149405733
Hanshin Tigers

jesus christ brazobum
fuck my big mets ass

Alek Thomas can field

>>149405733
Dodgers of course. what a silly question.

huascar what happened to you pal?

It's nice of the DOYERS to give the Rockies a fighting chance!

>get ahead in the count
>walk the batter

Jameo…GAYMO

>>149405733
My stupid stinky shitty Royals!

>>149405786
I live 400 miles from the nearest MLB stadium

Very close

>>149405797
Sorry, I didn't know...

cards say FUCK no to smallball fuck that pussy ass shit!!!!@@!

Lets goo

>challenged

>overturned

>Umps giving the Rox a fighting chance
Nice try Manfred

>>149405733
Braves for sure

heh, doomers sure are quiet today. I am very intelligent

Otto Kemp is a bawl player

>>149405819

>>149405853
>>149405855
I'll avenge you

>>149405843
el paso?

DUSTY WATHAN YOU SHIT FUCKING SEND HIM

Strike 3 take your base
fucking faggot league

‘toids already seething over my mets

>>149405819
kek

>>149405733
ICE honeypot

Why does wOBA treat walks and hit-by-pitches differently?

>dodgers already being sore losers challenging the poor innocent rockies when they just want to win ONE measly game
trash franchise

>>149405707
>tied to Brock Purdy for the next decade
Yeah, I'd be quitting football too lol

trade that shitter jerry

Victor scott,,,, take ya based!!!!

Call before you dig mentioned

>>149405853
>>149405855
>wasted a minute for no reason
And you think that was an umpGODs loss?

I am so horny I just want to grab an ass in a thong and hold it tight and then pull in close to it and grab breasts from behind. Also if you strike out looking in mlb a sexy woman should pin you down and sit on your face to put you in your place. Only subs strike out looking, alphas swing at the corner pitches and go down with heart.

Jeffers writing a better story.

>>149405890
I'm Korean and all those Korean girls really would be Dodgers. I really hope you aren't korean.

uh oh mest

Jameo throw 4 innings challenge

I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn't chase. You can almost hear him sneering "that's 0.16cm outside" as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.

max muncy is fat

jfc castillo
/we/ need to trade him for any above average offensive player before he's worthless

>the Chad Green experience

Phillies Astros quietly a based game

>>149405911
Fuck my boricua ass

I tire of dusty wathan

you really telling me that after, what is it now 4 weeks, ryne nelson can't throw 100 pitches yet?

Muncy with the laser throw

berds take the lead

Gaysn Winn!!!!!!!!!!

>>149405924
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy eat. This man just doesn't fast. You can almost hear him sneering "that hot dog was 0.16 grams lighter than the Farmer John franks were" as he eats Dodger Dog 1. Super Dodger Dogs don't faze him. Then he'll devour a massive 16 inch Slugger Dodger Dog in two bites. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.

>>149405733
easily seattle
worst team ever and have the most /mlb/ support by a mile

no…..NO NO NO NO NO NO

Yea it’s fucking over

Nice fucking catch idiot

wheeze kek gahunk!!@

MASYN WINN SCORES FROM SECOND ON A SAC FLY
PCA CAUGHT NAPPING KEK

>>149405947
Seattle has had a ton of success tho? They win like 54% of the time

I'mma need a Teo BOMB this series

>>149405958
Thanks :)

I don’t even know what to say this is white sox level shit holy fuck

>>149405877
Idaho. Hope SLC gets a team soon. I could make it to a few of those a year

>jameo
Cubs were always hyping this guy up

LOL MEST

Gameday app is slow af
Digits and Conforto homers tonight

>the los angeles doyers are losing to the fucking ROCKIES

might pull a sickie - what should I say I've got?

Fucking Mets can't beat the fucking gay ass Barves.

gay mets 1-10 kek

>cubes

Winning by 1 run in the 2nd inning is like winning the world series for the Rockies

No chance Garret doesn’t give up the grand slam here

>>149405994
He's usually better than this. I think he has a tight back he's falling off the mound. But even at he's best he's just slightly above average.
I'm sure reddit drools over him because he journals and cares about mental health or whatever

>>149406013
Just say covid and your government will force you to stay home for 14 days under penalty of death

What the actual fuck, bros?

Why does PCA always forget how to baseball against da cards???

>faggets
kek!

Carlos Rodon tonight:

— 6.0 IP
— 4 H
— 0 ER
— 5 Ks
— BB

Season ERA: 2.92

>double to the corner with 1 out and runner on 1st
>runner gets to 3rd and can easily score
>dusty hold him
>don't score because 8 and 9 hitters up
This sucks

>>149406036
Fuck my boricua ass

>>149406013
stomach flu because of a succulent Chinese meal

>>149406013
I always say that I went on too long a run and got shin splints.

it was 1 - 0!!!

>up 5-0
>take a shower
>5-5
wtf castillo

Bases juiced

really hope the FAGGets poster doesn't show up

>>149406048
im trying to run more often and I get a huge pump just 5 minutes into a run legs hurt so bad

DFA Anthony Volpe

CES DELIVERS TIE GAME

Reds tie it up!

webcast and mlb66 isn't working any alternatives bros?

>>149406083
mlbbox

>>149406083
MLB(dot)tv

>>149406065
Every time I try to start running my left big toe is in incredible pain after two days. I just ride my bicycle around the neighborhood now.

Well thats bs

>>149406086
Not apu ugh you stooped fuck that is PEPE!!!!

>>149406083
Maybe streameast

>It's a doyer bullpen game
Rox got a shot

>>149406083
You can come over and watch the cubbies I’m grilling up some sausages and peppers

>>149406013
Call it a mental health day

>>149406083
lemonparty.org

>>149406079
This team is not real lmao.

>>149406065
for me it's soleus pain when running

OH NO METSAKI IS ABOUT TO GET RAPED

>>149406065
For me, it's lifting and not doing any cardio other than walking my dog

Tigers explode in the 4th to take a 7-4 lead over the A's

>>149406094
sounds like turf toe lad

with the exception of dodgers-rockies, are all the good guys currently winning tonight's games?

>>149406131

Actual umpball. Cleveland got away with one.

>>149406138
How do I fix and/or avoid this

Based Ranger lol

>>149406128
For me, it's doing 30-45 of cardio then lifting and never owning a dog because I don't like dogs.

>>149406164
Mariners suck

>>149406146
Yes berds are leading against the cubs

LOL MEST

Damn Ranger!!

All-Star Gold Glove Cy Young Ranger Suarez

>mest

>>149406158
https://www.webmd.com/fitness-exercise/turf-toe-symptoms-causes-and-treatments

Like clockwork.

>>149406109
>/mlb/ meetup

SPRINGER DINGER

FUCK YOU UMPS EAT SHIT

Bobby pls

metrosexuals kek

SPRINGER SALAMI

Springer Salami!

this game is kino

>>149406120
The Misaki poster doesn't come here anymore does he

Braves gaping the mest!

>he doesn't like dogs

What are you some kind of communist or something?

FAGGets kek

>Jerry DFA's Rowdy just as he's starting to play OK
>Solano suddenly hits at all-star level after being a liability all season
4D chess. 54% incoming

New York review booth can eat my nuts, overturn THAT you cunts

I fucking hate this team right now

>3 Ks for Wrobleski
Get em!

>it was 3-0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149406212
chicago ubs too

of course the fat sack of shit makes the play. This is the cardinals World Series , pathetic shit

I'm not watching the Mets game, is Soto being shit as usual

>>149406168
i too dislike dogs. many of us are out there
>t. sneks fan

Go mets!

>>149404066
Don't steal my gimmick

Bobby Whit not about to clutch this up

FAGGETT ON THE HILL

Why even live

>>149405841
rip

>>149406065
I love running even though I’m not all that fast

>>149406245
You've had it pretty good in Gridiron recently

There’s more Cubs fans at Busch than Cardinals

Braves just piss me off.

>>149406228
they are currently in a delay as the umpires try to separate a gay orgy that broke out on the mound

I believe in conforto

COMFY-TO!

>>149406245
more to life than sports roylie poster

>choke against the White Sox
>drop 10 runs the next game
if my Jays took it seriously we would be unstoppable

Metsiners had an 8-0 combined lead
It's now 8-10

get the bat off your shoulders you Chinese faggot

>Conforto base hit
We must capitalize

vmpies... the sovl...

Mets were up 3 - 0 last time I checked wtf happened

>>149406245
I hate the royals offense

Trotting out the same retards every night to walk the first two batter and then give up singles is not a winning strategy

DORYAAA CONFORTO

marquee network exists to torment real cubs fans

>>149406257
But my Roylels

The Mets have a pitcher named Dick Lovelady

>>149406290
>>149406305

>>149406290
>FAGGets
kek

Is everyone’s team just collectively sucking ass in June?

>Pierced Johnson
>Dicky Lovelady
I would be amused by this if I wasn’t about to kms

>>149406324
Don't start asshole

Don't talk about killing yourself anon. Just don't do it.

>>149406131
>>149406148
Good, fuck the A's now that they've left Oakland. All about the Oakland Ballers playing indy ball now :3

>Spencer Strider tells Juan Soto “it’s right down the middle” after he struck him out

>Ms gonna blow a 5 run lead
bad loss.

ODOYLE RULES

>>149406330
It's hot af

>>149405911
Strikeouts should be punished with a ruined orgasm

doyerpacos kek

Holy fuck Ranger LOL

Waitress in the front row in Colorado has some cannons

Sick fielding from the Rockies keep the Dodgers scoreless in the top of the second

>>149406164
you should join here. i'm a mod
https://www.reddit.com/r/Dogfree/

someone tell god to make it stop raining in chicago

>>149406245
Let's try some fill in the blank:
T _ _ y R _ c k _ r ' _ _ s s

>>149406357
Ewwww

>>149406357
Proofs?

Suarez is insane holy shit lmao

>>149406366
I hope god lightning bolts me to death

This Mets return to mean has been therapeutic

at least they sent ben brown to iowa finally.

>>149406357
PICS NOW

>>149406380
Same

>>149406318
least gay met

TWO FREEMANS?!

les do it

>>149406358
That was the 3rd inning, bro.

Still scoreless in Houston after 5 innings

Wow, can you believe it? A Ranger Suarez no hitter.

lolmets

>>149406400
That's a lot of balls

>Vargas hasn't allowed a run in 6 appearances
oh fuck he's due. twins hitting a homer guaranteed

I'm female

>>149406400
Unf. You can almost see the sweat on his brow. He can't believe his luck holding that many big ole balls at once

>>149406411
OH SHID OH FUGG

>>149406431
Can I see you boobies?

fuck

>>149406413
Framber?

>>149405362
And then Manfred happened, and that sentence doesn't apply anymore. Literally not even baseball by definition

NICO SLAP!!!!!
SQUIRTOFF IN THE GENNY

>>149406431
tits or gtfo

NICO FIRST

MEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSS
REEEEEEEEEEEE

Doyers pitcher almost ate the baseball

>>149405618
>>149405696
>>149405767
Poodre Nikke Night gets you
>Pin
>One size shirt
>Photo op with literal who Asian cosplayers

Dodgers Hololive Night gets you
>Multiple shirts
>Better merch
>Hololive livestream of the game
>Postgame drone light show

>>149406431
can you post a picture of your feet?

>>149406431
>half the population believes you just have to say this to be a female
grim state of affairs

Shaw is so gone in his own head, he’s capable of being so much better than this

>>149406431
Post Armpits?

>>149406441
Ranger vs Framber, absolute pitchers duel

>>149406431
Do you like baseball?

People make fun of Judge for being a stat padder, garbage time merchant, etc. but Ohtani has to be worse. Almost every time I see a clip of him, he is trying to play heroball and being selfish. If he homers it is almost always a solo run.
>no but you see the bottom of the lineup never gets on-
Bullshit. When they get on he's less likely to hit. He's a mental midget who can only hit comfortably and consistently when the Dodgers have a huge lead, and that's why he's slumping right now, because the Dodgers haven't had huge early leads in quite some time.

>cumfarto

One Piece night next week

Holy fuck the Doyers are finished

>>149406466
I think he's an outstanding fielder but his batting is horrendous. Too much mind games at the plate for him.

matz little jump gave me the ick…

>doyers down 2 to nothing
no...

tim tawa has been the glue keeping this team together

>>149406458
damn nikke had the better :)

watching the D-Backshots

>>149406488
They can score 20 in one inning, it will be fine

>>149406483
Good thing he's a pitcher

>>149406458
Who cares? Fuck anime. Fuck the dodgers and fuck the padres

>>149406486
Piece of what?

Dicky Lovelady will right the ship

>>149406505
>tam tiwi

BROOO they really let Juan “walk machine” Soto LEAVE like he was some middle reliever with a 5.89 ERA. I’m in shambles. I’m in the trenches. I just saw a pigeon wearing a Mets hat and I started sobbing uncontrollably on the Q train. This is NOT my America.

I burned my Soto jersey but the polyester fumes made me hallucinate a lineup card with IKF batting cleanup. I haven’t known peace since they announced the trade. I told my grandma about it and she said, “Dios mío, not again,” and started praying in tongues.

I put on Yes Network just to scream at the commercials. Michael Kay’s forehead said more about the state of this franchise than any press release.

We are not ok. The Bronx is crying. Judge is crying. I’m crying. Even the Yankee Stadium rats are unionizing out of grief. Soto, if you’re reading this I miss you. Come home.

>Jays blowpen

fucking KEK a good team like the padres had more dodger fans in their stadium than the shitty ass rockies do

>>149406458
>Hololive
kys seriously

>>149406511
Did you see his last attempt at pitching? Kek

uhhhhhh Mariners fans haterbros?

>>149406477
I like the Chicago Cubs. Does that count?

I'm going to cancel my Marquee SN in protest of Jed Hoyer and the Ricketts.

Doyers need to have a mound meeting with Wrob to settle him

FUCK OFF

iM@S GETS NOTHING FROM MLB

:(

SNEKS

>>149406458
>hololive night

>>149406542
I want to have a mound meeting with dicky lovelady iykwim

>talking about the Rockies like they're make a wish kids
>as your team is losing to them
aight

>>149406458
>better merch like a cheap beer coozy and a clear “no gun smuggling allowed” bag
stfu faggot idk what nikke even is but it can’t be gayer than hololive

SNEKS!

>>149406538
No

Hololive is gay

>>149406537
People hate winners, that simple

Welcome to Baseball Night in America presented by Fox live from Dodger Stadium on this beautiful Saturday afternoon on what they call Hololive Night. I'm Joe Davis and this is John Smoltz. John, are you and the rest of America ready for this year's Hololive Night?

>>149406494
I'm not losing faith yet but he just looks so lost, I feel like it's all in his head. but yeah he's been great in the field

>>149406537
>best behaved
>most likeable
Sounds about right. Mariners fans don't cause trouble like Dodgers and Phillies fans.

Wrobleski is either really good or really bad

>>149406537
These graphs are just popularity contests. Popular teams get ranked higher.

>>149406522
stankees kek

>>149406563
everyone likes girls

>>149406565
Why do his ears look like that?

>>149406566
They were supposed to fix his batting stance when he went down to Iowa. Less head movement and make his leg kick smaller but he seems to have slipped back to that shit again.

>>149406575
i look like this and post like this

>>149406458
On Nikke night you got
>Pins
>One size shirt
>photo op with Asian cosplayers
>photo op with Dororong
>collectable little cards
>an 11-1 win over the dodgers
Meanwhile on Dodgers night you'll get
>A line that makes you miss the game to get merch
>Shirts that you'll never wear
>Lame merch
>Hololive POSTGAME livestream, so not even the game
>No drone show this year since they're doing the stream instead
>Fat nerds dance on the field to weeb music after the game
>0-4tani
>Astros win with a riot breaking out from people still seething over 2017

>>149406575
I know he’s here

>>149406534
>2Ks
>Scoreless inning
>5 RBI
>1 HR
Yes?
yes?

>>149406575
goals

Can this team just win a ballgame without any more blowpen drama please? Surely 5 runs is enough...

>>149406537
>be in Philadelphia
>get addicted
>get murdered
Philly getting nuked would be net plus for the country

>>149406574
never met a loudmouth annoying mariners fan can't say that for most teams

>>149406586
>photo-op
do people actually care for this?

>>149406595
keep calm, umpies are bailing us out.

holy fuck beautiful blonde behind home plate at the birbs game

>>149406575
Need him to fuck my boricua ass

i'm still not used to the fact that the bluejays can actually score runs now

Extra innings in Baltimore!

RANGER SUAREZ NO HITTER NOT A DRILL

I don't even know what hololive is. I do know that it brought in a ton of new fans and generated a huge amount of revenue. It's hilarious how mad some of you faggots get about it

>>149406537
Why are Orioles fans so cool when the other Atlantic/New England fans are cunts

>>149406602
Because they have less fans and less bragging rights.

>>149406606
Yes because there's ai now where you can upload a photo and it animates it so you're kissing the girl in the photo with you.

ahh just like the 90s

>>149405416
>cheat
>lose

>>149406606
I like taking photos with cute girls and a big inflatable doro, yes

>>149406626
>le new fags are good actually
well you’re clearly retarded

Phillthies lmao

GIVE THE RAGS YOUR ENERGY!

>>149406537
Phillies fans at a game are so calm compared to eagles fans

>>149406245
Is Bobby Whitt Jr the biggest fraud in the league?

attaboy flex

they dropped the drone show this year in favor of having the sweaty hololive fans go onto the field to dance to their music for a livestream

>>149406630
>they have less fans
lol there were 20k Mariners fans at the Cubs games last weekend

>Royals take the most 1st pitches
>also have highest contact rate inside the zone and near highest outside
>2nd lowest runs scored in the league

36 fucking games with 2 runs or less- and they won 7 of those!
fire the hitting coach

>>149406654
no i cursed the rags

>>149406626
>nerds showed up for merch

that funky muncy

>>149406537
These two categories sound too similar. Shouldn't there be categories about passion or loyalty through hard times or something?

>bases loaded with no outs
surely the Dodgers won't squander this

>>149406638
kino

IT'S TIME TEO

>>149406654
>raggots
kek

Doyers about to NOBLETIGER in Colorado

>>149406666
>satan quads
it's over chihuahuabro...

>mest signed a guy named Dicky Lovelady to purge the homo vibes
kek

>>149406602
you must not see much baseball in april and may, their fanbase is gone by June most years

>>149406657
NFL fans are drunken degenerates. Most people have a beer or two at a baseball game. NFL fans pregame for 4 hours and show up to the stadium lit

>>149406639
>>149406642
cringe

PANDY!

>So what IS Hololive, Joe? What's this all about?
>Well, John, as I understand it they are a talent agency for "virtual YouTubers".
>And what are these virtual YouTubers?
>They are, uh... they are YouTubers that stream with an anime girl avatar. And they pretend to be that character.
>...
>...
>...Well, isn't that something. Is Shohei a fan?
>I don't know, but the Hololive girls are certainly fans of him.
>Are we going to have one of them sing Take Me Out to the Ballgame again? Is it the shark-themed girl?
>Unfortunately that one - Gura, I believe her name was - she has retired.
>Who do we have visiting tonight, then?
>I believe it is a bunny-themed young lady named Peck Ra.
>Peck Ra. I see.
>...
>...
>Well folks, you are in for a treat tonight. Let's turn it over to Kirsten in the dugout...

>>149406704
That's my point though lol

Can't believe the Yankees are going to lose a series to a team that is 4th place in the NL Central division.

attaboy rockies, play your shitty baseball

>>149406666
checked

>>149406703
that's just wrong. seattle is usually in the playoff race well into september despite never making it

>>149406665
pitchers know they take p1 so have been throwing fastballs

so Royals hitters end up behind in counts hacking at bad pitches hence all the poorly hit balls and stranded runners?
sounds about right

I CANT CHEAT

the rockies will win this

Don't stop now Doyers!

>>149406706
Do a thin blonde of my royals. With long legs

>>149406729
oh no, it's retarded

Will Smith beautiful slide

Rece Hinds walkoff kino coming up

>>149406663
For me it’s making webms of the cringe doyerweebs

recycle when ready
>>149405347
>>149405347
>>149405347

>>149406626
I would like them more if they posted naked hololive members

>>149405347
>>149405347
recycle

>>149406749
need nu

>>149406721
Wasn't disagreeing. It's a totally different fan experience.

>>149406666
holy based

>>149406750
they are 8 year old girls...

>ejected
death to umps

>wall of green text

wow what a slide by smith

ump genocide

Racist umps should be called out.

>>149406590
I meant the one before that

>>149406818
And given a medal?

Dodgers pulled it back!!