Thread 149409349

Grimace Losing Streak Edition
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Reds; Burns makes history, gets 'everything I could ask for' in electric debut
Tigers; Skubal settles in, bats take over to make Tigers first to 50 wins
Braves; Olson keeps clutch hits coming as Braves beat Mets again
Yankees; Bullpen falters, tempers flare in Yankees' 11-inning loss
Cardinals; Cards put on a show at the plate and in the field in win over Cubs
Mariners; J-Rod opens, closes scoring as Mariners stay hot on road

Doyers

Angels

sex with drunk, rowdy, loud, fun philadelphia phillies sirens

Jays

FAGGets
kek

>>149404070
>>149404070
We over here btw

KWAB

>>149409378
nypa

Mariners just have too much charisma. Most likeable team easily

>>149409363
Alcohol and fornication are bad for you

anglels

>>149409380
-.-

>>149409380
Did she survive?

>>149409380
Genuinely hope someone sucker punched that fan

>>149404070
>>149404070
>>149404070
Posting in the real nu join us

Gubie

>>149409372
I honestly have no idea what “FAGGets” posting is referencing

>>149409405
No

>>149409380
not a fan of this

Nu here >>149404070

>>149409380
I get it. The feeling of losing a close family member never really goes away, sometimes little things can just trigger emotions in you.

Topuria or Oliviera?

posting in nu here >>149404070

El Paso Chihuahuas beat the Space Cowboys btw.
>it was 5-1 in the bottom 8!

We're here
>>149409250
>>149409250
>>149409250

>>149409419
>Topuria or Oliviera?
go away

>>149409431
Not an argument

>>149409380
The fuck is wrong with white sux fans

>>149409371
beautiful bird

other jints "fans" can blame verlander all they want, this team still cant hit a fucking beachball if a 5 year old pitched it to them

>>149409433
not MLB

you gotta win against the bad teams, you know?

Very gay thread this is
Try posting here >>149404070

>>149409380
>KWAB
SNEED

I heard Crotchet wants to go back to the White Sox. He had enough with the poverty city of Bumston

>>149409380
jfc that's beyond low

>>149409419
Topuria is 2012 giants
Sadly Oliviera might be 2022 astros

One in middle of their reign the other one out the door

>>149409446
fukken el oh el i remember that

>>149409453
Big fan of Jesus huh

>>149409450
He just signed an extension, at least make your posts have a pinch of sense.

nu here >>149404070
>>149404070
nu here
>>149404070
>>149404070

>>149409360
nice

>>149409465
In your country do they refer to it as “BASEBARRU”?

>>149409459
he sounded like a fine fella

>>149409465
shohei the lab scientist, what's he working on?

>>149409473
they call it yakyu

have any of you filled out the survey in the mlb app? i'm answering all kinds of questions that i'm sure you'd hate. i think the manfred runner is good! i think the pitch clock is good! i think robo up will be good!

but i'm stuck on a question

>Rules should be implemented to restore the prominence of starting pitchers.
>Strongly agree
>Somewhat agree
>Somewhat disagree
>Strongly disagree
>N/A

what do YOU think? i miss the prominence of starting pitching, but what kind of rules could they possibly implement?

>7 IP, 3 H, 0 ER, 3 BB, 10 K
Crochet is probably unironically seething that his team lost that, holy fuck i'd be so mad

>>149409371
blue jays are ASSHOLES

>>149409371
Why isn’t it fat?

>>149409492
strongly agree. I dunno how you'd do it thou. Something like Min 6 IP or 100 pitches whichever comes first

>>149409490
That's right.
Yakyu
やきゅう
野球

>>149409514
>my starter is getting shelled
>i have to leave him in for 100 pitches
see, i hate this.

>>149409498
that's why he's about to demand an opt out and a trade. that extension was just another bad kick to bombston fans' balls.

>>149409524
how about 6 IP, 100 pitches, and 5 ER. whichever comes first

>>149409492
MLBPA would never allow an inning or pitches minimum

>>149409492
that just seems like adding unnecessary complications to the rules
does mlb do that often?

FAGGets kek!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149409428
Will campy retire as a el paso chihuahua hero?

The Brewers won today :)

>>149409548
I think if you had watched baseball ten or so years ago you would understand why the league office is toying with the idea. Back in the ancient fag days guys like Randy "the Big Unit" Johnson used to pitch 200 innings like its nothing. I wouldn't speak for everyone but I think most fans prefer to see starting pitchers go longer in games

yankeebros.. don’t look at julys schedule

I feel like with the new cba there's going to be a drastic change to the game I just don't know what it'll be

>>149409565
I can understand the appeal
wouldn't the baseball be higher quality if the pitchers are switching out?

>>149409548
They will create any distraction to avoid addressing the real problem of payroll disparity

>>149409380
the pope will denounce these fans soon enough

>>149409565
>league office forces rule changes to make the game exactly what they want it to be at any point in time
How sustainable is this? They added all these gay new rules like the Manfred runner, the pitch clock, limited throw overs to bases etc to appeal to a “new audience” now they’re like “hey old fags don’t you miss when starters pitched complete games?” Fuck off.

rockies fans can enjoy 4 tacos for $2 at participating taco bell locations within the denver metro area tomorrow between 4 - 6pm.

>>149409696
>the pitch clock
terrific rule
>limited throw overs to bases
terrific rule
>3 batter minimum
terrific rule
>shift ban
terrific rule
>ghost runner
gayest aids shit imaginable

>>149409696
my sport of birth tried to accommodate the zoomer crowd by shortening games and making it more exciting - it just sucked all of the soul out of the game
I also think it was short sighted move, as I can see a future where people move away from dopamine dumps like tiktok en masse and start consuming more slow burn content again
I like the concept of the proposed move, but urge caution whenever looking at rules designed not to fix flaws in the game but to change the game experience

>>149409537
a little more palatable

>>149409696
I feel like any rule change Manfre has implemented was done to try and make the game more like it used to be in its golden age. Other than the ghost runner of course as >>149409735 said

>>149409735
It’s not even that I hate the rules (accept for the Manfred runner and NLDH) so yea we agree rally. It’s the just hypocrisy about forcing starters to go long now. The game has evolved a culture around max effort fireballers and radar gun worship. Now mlb wants to force teams to play like they didn’t make billions marketing players for exactly this…

Other than heroically cucking out to the Astros Manfred has been a good commissioner. He’s leaving the sport in a better place than he inherited it. I feel like Theo played a large role

Aaron Judge here. I can’t take being on the Yankees anymore. How should I tell Boone I want to be traded?

>>149409762
Forgot about the DH. My beef is with Bowie Kuhn he’s the one that really fucked it

>>149409764
>heroically
Wut

>>149409766
Come home black & white man

I’m now remembering all the juiced balls nonsense Manfred definitely has some scars

>>149409771
Cora Bregman and Altuve should have been executed at a secret military tribunal

>>149409748
MLB games used to be shorter and feature less dead time (around 2h 25m on average in the 60s and 70s). The increase in offense and bullpen usage basically added 40 minutes extra to the games and batters started abusing timeouts to make the game as slow as possible. By 2019, games were averaging 3h10m, so the pitch clock removing 30 minutes of dead time has been a boon for TV viewership. It's not that the game is shorter in terms of plays, there's just a lot less waiting involved.

>>149409380
What an absolute piece of shit

>>149409361
So happy for the guy :)

2 stok gallon coffee from Costco is so goated.

Anaels :)

>>149409795
I thought you meant how he didn’t revoke the championship title away.

>>149409419
Shartles has no chin but great offense. Basically the equivalent of a team with a shit bullpen

>>149409498
he spent the last few years playing for the white sox anon he's used to losing quality starts

>premade coffee
so socalians really?

What is it going to be like attending Yankees games under Sharia Law?

>>149409845
With a beer yeah

>>149409845
*do

>>149409853
Bad for you

>>149409853
do you buy it premixed like mexicans do with clamato budweiser?

>>149409828
that's what I meant, I meant heroically as "on a monumental scale"

I know fuck all about baseball

i love the manfred runner in the regular season. every at-bat immediately becomes a high-stakes moment and heightens the tension. the knowledge that the game will probably be over in the 10th or 11th and at least one team will score gets me locked in and hanging on every pitch. glad they don't use it in the postseason though. (also, fuck the NL DH change)

>>149409867
>locked in and hanging on every pitch
>not doing this for every pitch all of the time
part of me envies you

>>149409845
I grind my own beans and brew my own coffee/cold brew on occasion, but I am also very lazy and will sometimes buy the canned stuff or the jug of unsweetened cold brew. Before I got a coffee grinder, in the summer I would buy the jug and when I finished the jug, brewed a big batch of cold brew in that with pre-ground beans

>>149409867
I don't like it because I like it when some random game in July goes 14 innings. I get why they do it though. I would prefer they start it at the 12th or so.

>>149409873
I love making my own cold brew but my carafe thing only holds like 4 glasses so I’m making it like every other day in the spring and summer time.

>>149409866
you fit right in here xD

>>149409873
I've never been partial to cold coffee unless it's like... room temperature for cooking.

>>149409866
dodger fan eh?

why doesnt the batter just peek at where the catcher is so he knows there the ball is going to be thrown?

>>149409902
eyes forward please

>>149409902
the catcher puts the signal down by his penis, and the batter does not want to look gay on television. it would be like peeking while pissing at a urinal

>>149409902
the catchers would just whip out one of these if the battersperson looked

>>149409861
Nah you chase the beer with coffee. I never knew it was a west coast thing until the other day /mlb/ thread

>>149409902
I feel like beside the obvious that catchers can lie with where they set up there's a gentleman's agreement to not do it. pitchers could also uick pitch you

>>149409925
it's certainly not a thing in the pnw as far as I'm concerned

>>149409850
Zohran is a mets fan, so by law, the stankees are gonna have to lose.

>>149409947
>Cuomo said Boston Trolley Dodgers
I would have laughed, but the pain…

great the ausfag is up

>>149409961
I've behaved today

FAGGets kek!

I just got home from work glad to see my mariners won and the reds revealed how shit the jankees are

>>149409947
>Zohran is a mets fan
wait 'til he finds out who else are mets fans!

>>149409947
>>149409991
is he even muslim or just muslim sounding? i don't live in new york anymore. it was weird to see nick mullen make a video telling people to vote for him.

Scores btw

>>149410002
He's Muslim Indian Ugandan. Not joking, that's actually a thing.

>>149410013
>Rox with 14 H
kek
>Phils drop it to the astros
Way to go dumbasses

>>149409358
shut the fuck up

standings btw

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp7oFJZd88Y
since most of /mlb/ is asleep

>>149410045
how did the NL Central get so good?

>>149410039
Rude

Interesting

>>149410068
its the free game of the day too

FAGGets kek!

>>149410068
>11:10 am my time
>get home from work at 8AM
damn I wanted to watch this one

>>149409977
the reds game was kino, i caught the end of it after the M's game
>>149410033
what's their fucking problem?

Speak

FAGGets kek!

>>149410116
it's time to retire old man

JUSTin vERlander

>>149410116
>>149410116
Feel like every player I have heard had a kid this season is having an awful season.

>>149410116
>washed up old goat trying to reach a milestone doesn't go to plan
sad to see, reaching 300 wins was just a pipe dream in the end.

I can haz nu tho?

https://youtu.be/k1JXI3eHo1w
lol

Stop shilling your shit, jomboy. Buy an ad.

>>149410184
kek this is great

This was the winning run btw

>>149410184
thrilling

>>149410161
he needed 40 wins, I don't even think starters get that many games to win in the first place. Unless he's really planning on ANOTHER season after this.

>>149410068
sick!

>>149410201
Kek fuck the cubs

lol the cubs suck

>>149410201
cal MINDFUCKED the cubes

nl central is a very cool division if a certain owner sells his team to someone who wants to win

>>149410203
Verlander said he wanted to reach 300 wins by the time he called it a career. He probably was planning to pitch until Nolan Ryan's age. But, he's too washed up to even get another season at this rate.

>>149410045
Crazy to me that the white sox aren't even THAT far behind in the Central from the other teams when you really think about it. Considering the twins have lost 9 out of their last 10. If the sox get hot and any of the 2-4 teams in the central start slumping hard, genuinely could end the season close in record.

>>149410201
got too cocky

>no NPB baseball until Friday
I just wanted to watch my Carp on my day off :(

>>149410201
-1 WAR for PCA

>>149410201
scuba moment and a milton bradley moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUtG-fXfKnI
>>149410216
memeiners are based for softening em up before this series

Your bitch ass teams could never strike FEAR into the hearts of corrupt umpires

>>149410286
Just saw the video of him getting tossed lmao, he’s so retarded

>>149410289
t. Ump

Business idea: Singing "Sweet Cal Raleigh" to the tune of Sweet Caroline

>>149410289
post it i missed it

>>149410246
Miton Bradley was one of the biggest pieces of shit in the game-a domestic abuser who also sent nudes of his ex-wife to her father.

>>149410320
Don't see you in the bigs thou

>>149410315
https://youtu.be/jMRXMU1Qbso?si=1mBCAiPM8dV-SDO2

Literally chimping out over a bad call on 2-0 from his previous at bat and got thrown out during the bottom of the inning during warm ups. Boone looks so fed up lmao.

>>149410320
I was always more of a Parker Bros. kinda guy.

The butch queens are out tonight

>>149410344
haha, that's great, I love umps

>>149410365
Full force

Kek whitoids kek

FAGGets kek!

Shut up ‘toid

I’ma tell it to you one time and one time only, ain’t no way the Yankees ain’t finna win the gd world serious!

Full force this asshole

NL Central is gonna be rock fight

I need whitoid cock…

>>149410418
Ain’t nobody give a fuck bc ain’t nobody but a dick-lickin son of a faggot finna come up out of that division! It’s Yankees football baby, take it or leave it!

Yeah ok whitoid

>>149410392
>>149410394
>>149410400
>>149410405
>>149410408
>>149410418
>>149410424
>>149410426
>>149410428
Keep it Mariners related.

'Toid-em

>>149410444
Very kino image anon. Would love to meet and talk about it sometime. Are you comfortable with giving me your home address?

My mama done 'Toid-em

that funky muncy

>>149410448
I value my privacy.

>>149410455
That’s no problem chief. Good talkin to you cowboy. Stay frosty.

Loving the cumroddery in the genny tonight

Guys, I don't Italkstudio like Padres at all....

>>149410587
Home address?

If I still had a PO box I would share it with the genny.

Get this guy a homo dress already

>>149410629
Well if you need some 1 to phil out ya box again let me know

>>149410641
Is this a double entendre?

>>149410657
I can't afford that. Fuck ya azz for free tho

>>149410665
uuuuhhhhh exit only

>>149410672
Lil sex it only is all I want baby

>>149410672
Funny that the Mariners went on to lose that game

Mariners lost that game

won that game

mariners won that ballgame tho

KEK WHITOIDS KEK

>>149410753
Hella based & kino rundown

>>149410592
he doesn't know ball

kek ‘toids

Are the mariners the functioning alcoholic man’s team? It’s seems like it

>>149410792
>man’s
It's complicated

>>149410792
>functioning

>>149410792
Im a girl

>>149410889
Fake picture

>>149410881
kek foids

foids dying out

>>149410792
I'm a girl thou

>>149410201
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>149410966
d y i n g
o
u
t kek

Foid-em

foids and their fellas at the ol ballgame

>>149410201
sigh kek ugh

>be toid
>get zero foids
mfw

hey putos dodgers wim againand we gonna win again NY is gay like SF and fuck SD

Trust me it ain't easy

>>149410995
DODGERS homie

>be toid
>get zero foids
my mfw when

>>149410999
Girl, yes

conforto he gonna get his avg up to 200 and japanese nigga roki sasaki coming back to dominate LA blacks better stay south they afraid and they stay south cuz of us

>>149411010
Girl, U betta testify

>>149411014
fuck you talking bout

>>149411019
Get back w Jesus. He miss you

>>149411019
Preach sista!

>>149410992
>>149410999
>>149411010
>>149411019
Mary saw U act like this. Pearly gates got a roll call baby and shitposting ain charity

>be toid
>get zero foids

The mental mind some of these children got, it's not right, they come out not right no more

Low class gaycago sassige addicts have no class for making fun of some guys dead mom, I mean have some respect. The guy is named after vodka ffs

>>149411046
Girl, yes

>St. Louis 8, Cubs 7

And that's a Redbird winner!

Coffee on the house!

>>149409902
The pitcher would get jealous at the lack of attention and refuse to participate in the customary post-game handies.

dog just woke me up to take a massive doggie doo kek

>>149411285
Recker on the board!!!!

>>149411345
Idiot

>>149411349
My bad on god

>>149411345
dumb ass do you see recker on that board anywhere?

>>149411345
there’s still time to delete this before everyone wakes up

>>149411345
It’s not even a board, it’s a grid. Wtf is your problem?

>>149411345
Scumfuck this rat

>>149411345
Embarrassing post tbqh, I can’t believe it’s still up.

>>149411345
Fuckin summerfags shitting up the website again

>>149411345
This post sent me to hell n back

This asshole is beggin for apoundin

>>149411345
must be summer in the genny

gm

>>149411457
Gay mets lad

hot town
summer in the genny
recker postin gals like it dirty an gritty

Reckermania is running wild!

the cleveland ___dians

>>149411540
FAGGOTdians

>>149411540
Reckerdians

>>149411549
the runner-up to guardians, if my sources are correct

which one of you made Marte cry yesterday and what did you say?

>>149411711
Milk milk lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. I pointed to my asshole on the last 1

>>149411735
you sick fuck

Gm Yankees.

Game five is on my mind…

>>149411744
He was martakin' it like a bitch

>>149411711
Just looked up the play by play.
He popped out on the at bat.
It worked.

Skenes vs Misoroski today broles.

>>149411540
>come

>>149411758
stop hurting my guys (both with words and 90+ mph projectiles)

Hey Dodgers fans. How are you handling ICE raids? Have you mutts became citizens yet?

This thread is very slow... Where are those cusb fans?

>>149412118
Yeah cause all the east coasties got buck broken by losing streaks.

gm

>>149412172
pedophile

>>149412239
second this

>>149412239
>>149412246
nah son

>>149412118
>eat crow armstrong

namiri---------------n

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_sQUK418mM

>>149412326
More posts like this

>>149412393
Cool it with the racism

>>149412393
Ni-

>>149412532
>>149412574
namiri---------------n

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKxyLmbOc0Q

>>149412604
nonce

>>149409380
Fuck you. Not funny. Rot in hell.

>>149412628
Is just shark

>>149412574
Nipper

My Reds aren't too bad :)

Alright degens, here's the winning teams today
>Brewers
>DBacks
>Angels
>Padres
>Rangers
>Tigers
>Jays
>Reds
>Braves
>Rays
>Mariners
>Cubs
>Phillies
>Dodgers
>Giants

>>149412733
cubs lost

>>149412709
fuck red teams…FUCK THEM!!!

can you believe the mets are 1-9 in their last 10?

FAGGets kek!

BUGets kek!

>>149412792
honestly no

getting real tired of made the cut's video titles...

What did I tell you, Royals fans? Jac Caglianone ain't jack shit.

>>149413012
small sample size

>>149413012
>jac
i love how millenials have to purposely misspell their kids names so they can be special

>>149413012
That’s why you don’t bring up guys when their hot (e.g, roman Anthony).

It takes a couple years before they start producing. (See: Ben Rice).

>>149413030
Lol cope

gm mariners nation how's about a series win today?

>>149413167
if /we/ don’t win the series I’ll get a tattoo and a dog

>>149413199
Monitoring this post

/mlb/ is a pro-torta brekkie thread

>>149409380
DERES NO CRYIN IN BAYBAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (9 days no alcohol and eating <1800 calories btw (everybody clap))

>>149413246
Mexican breakfast is severely underrated. Chilaquiles >>>>

>>149413248
well done anon, you have a goal weight you're trying to get to?

>>149413199
>>149413223
Lol jk I’m a decent person I’ll never get a tattoo I’d hate or a dog I’d neglect

>>149412733
thanks for the 15-team parlay anon

>>149413303
It’s not the tattoos part. It’s the hating dogs part. Terrible look.

>>149413295
thanks. i want to see the other side of 200. typically get down into the 220s, feel great and sexy, and put 20-30 back on.

gm
my doggie doos won that game

>>149410068
Hype. I was pissed a week ago when the Pirates and Tigers were playing and Skenes/Skubal pitched on the same day but on both sides of the doubleheader instead of against each other for one of the games.

>>149413368
You sound like me bro. 6'1 200-220, get injured and have to take time off work, ballon up to 250, now this is where I fluctuate. Like to get down to 200 again I'm just to lazy to cook for myself 7 nights a week.

>>149409349 (OP)
We're banning fans for taunts now? What's happened to this country

If you could torture and maim an umpire and get away with it scot free who would you choose? I'd choose Doug Eddings

>>149413372
gm

>>149413460
C.B Bucknor

>>149413460
Mark Wegner’s been on a tear this year.

Ejected Boone earlier this year and Jazz last night…

>>149413460
I know who your favorite team is and i hope you enjoy that strike zone today for posting this.

KBO Results

>>149413539
MLB American League Standings

>>149413547
MLB National League Standings

>So fly in this bitch
>Fifty on me, don't die tryin' and shit
>You know I'm up and down when I slide in this bitch
>Beamers and the Jets outside in this bitch
>Westside, get the money, yeah, that's fo' sho'
>Streets don't love you, better respect the code
>Ain't no sleepin' in on Sunday
>If it's 'bout the money then my niggas on go

>>149413559
>ghost runner
Braves will be .500 or better by the break

>>149413559
how are the cardinals winning games? People were saying they were a shoe in to lose 100 before this season started.

>>149413199
You will be an el paso chihuahua fan if /we/ don't win this series.

Doyers

>>149413559
Glad to see the other divisions in the NL have tightened up. For a while it felt like the west was the only one with any intrigue

>live in Seattle
>have sex with zero BPD art hoes
what’s the fucking point?

>>149413547
Conceding the division to Tampa would be a disaster. The Yankees need to finish at least 4 games ahead of the division by the all star break if they plan to make the postseason.

>>149409380
curious what the fan could actually screamed that would be short and poignant enough to hit like that
>your mom's a bad driver
probably too long
>your mom can't drive
maybe
>fuck your mom
get some thicker skin

>>149413757
What's going on with NY baseball?

>>149413762
having no empathy for your fellow man is bad for you

do you think any major league baseball players, aside from blake treinen, posted on 4chan? i imagine there are at least a dozen 25-32 year olds in the league who were on /b/, /mu/, /sp/, or /pol/ in the 2010s.

>>149413812
she died 8 years ago - it's definitely an anomalous reaction especially given the context. being more curious than performative reddit le sighing is not immoral

>>149413089
Do two seconds of research next time, you career dunce.
>Jeffrey Alan Caglianone
>JAC
>"Jac"

>>149413841
With how mainstream 4chan has been for the last 15 years I would assume they have atleast lurked a little bit. I lurked on /v/ and /fit/ for a decade before I ever started posting.

who are the bigger paper tigers this season? the doyers or the tiggers?

>>149413844
it's not like he just got rattled and shook it off, dude was DISTRAUGHT, inconsolable and could not play.

guess what, now assholes KNOW how to get under your skin so get ready

>>149413841
Joe Kelly posts almost daily, who do you think is still seething about 2017 constantly?

>>149413811
Scott Boras caused the Mets to go bankrupt (again) by securing an extra $50M/year in payroll, and the Yankees are turning into a moneyball team composed mostly of prospects and young talent fueled by the Steinbrenner family being the poorest billionaire family of all time.

>>149413368
>still eating 1800 calories
>claims to want to lose weight
I went from 275 to 175 in 3 months, just stop eating, take up the snake diet. I went on 36 and 72 hour fasts, still had the energy to run a 10k with all that. Keep hydrated and work out and your skin will rebound and you won't have loose saggy shit. unless you've been fat for a long time

>>149413876
Well Tigers have Tigers in the name. So I'm gonna say the bigger paper tigers are the Detroit Tigers.

>>149413841
Look for the introverts. Some of them are definitely at least lurkers.

>>149413945
is roki sasaki the japanese flag that keeps popping up in the genny?

>>149413912
>tfw really want to do that but i like snacks too much and lack discipline to put down the chips.

Carlos Rodon’s rankings among qualified AL starters:

2.92 ERA (9th)
2.86 xERA (2nd)
101.2 IP (4th)
119 Ks (3rd)
10.53 K/9 (4th)
29.7 K% (4th)
0.97 WHIP (T-7th)
.179 BAA (2nd)

All-Star.

>>149413841
Ron Washington banned phones in the Angels clubhouse when he caught Nolan Schanuel scrolling the kpop general

>>149413993
I always get a kick out of how at the time Cubs and White Sox fans talked about who made the better pick in 2014 but then in the end both players ended up being better once they left (Even if Kyle won with the Cubs hes been better since leaving.)

>>149413331
Eh I don’t hate dogs. I just don’t like them. Smelly animals who shed all over and need constant attention

>>149413993
>119 Ks (3rd)
> 10.53 K/9 (4th)
> 29.7 K% (4th)
>posting the same stat 3 times to try to act like it's something
with a new york bias, he's going to be there, but that ERA and WHIP is dogshit

>>149413712
Art hoes don't move to Washington.

>>149409380
What a baby

>>149413712
The only thing I miss about living in Portland was the super easy art hoes. Lived there in college and it was shooting fish in a barrel at bars and shows.

>>149410201
WINNing run kek lol wheeze

>>149410201
it was less than a 1 second fault, the real issue is the cutoff man completely botched the throw home, it would've been a close play

but it's actually a good play by the baserunner more than anything, that was a very deep ball and the fielder couldn't camp under it to set up a throw anyways

So what's Oniel Cruz's deal? Does he just not give a shit?

>>149414208
Just not a student of the game.

>>149414122
Art hoes are fun. But I'm trying to find me a autistic map game wife who can geek out about history and shit with me.

Here's an Elly dinger to bless the thread.

>>149414207
Cope

Ken mindfucked Tom

>>149414248
Yeah I wasn’t trying to date them seriously but the sex was always phenomenal. They all had massive daddy issues and only wanted to please

>>149414067
i would love my guys getting pumped up on kpop cuties before the game

>>149414252
big swing that

>>149414277
I threw up

>>149414252
Is it fun to watch a game in that ballpark. I dont think ive heard anybody say anything about it.

>>149414252
crushed

>>149414208
i mean yea the pirates suck, but they're still paying him. not playing hard is pretty inexcusable. maybe he's trying to get traded or something.

>>149414248
You want a wife who will shit with you?

Unlikely crossover but not undesirable.

My Tigers are gonna win the World Series

>>149414347
Yes it's crucial bonding time

>>149414092
>Dogs smell
Some breeds smell fine. Mastiff types? Absolutely rank.

>Shed everywhere
So does every pet with hair.

>Need constant attention
So does every living creature. If yours doesn’t, it’s probably being ignored in a cage or being taken care of by the rest of the world in an animal shelter.

>>149414276
based. are you the tattooed jezebel enjoyer?

dodgers #1 conforto gonna hit 200 soon if you come to LA youll see that you only see domesticated blacks now. they bad too but the wannabe thug blacks dont come out of the south cuz they scared of us fuck them bitches they better stay in their shitty black neighborhood DODGERS KINGS

>late morning baseball
>it's no name flyover teams

Passionate wmlf SEX with Siera Santos.

>>149414512
it's all bout LA seattle got them bitch blacks too they aint shit

Utah Padres!

im cool with almost everyone except them

>>149414410
I’m not big on tattoos. They're a dead giveaway a girl is slutty. Never met a GF caliber girl with lots of visible tats

>>149414584
they all good except for black bitches

>>149414358
wtf is this lol

Anthony Recker must feel vindicated watching Manoah's career arc.

>>149414605
He got a dumper box.
https://x.com/BarstoolGruden/status/1937568386541564190

>>149414248
they dont exist. youll have to turn gay. fortunately youre in the right place for that

>>149413712
Art hoes were GOATed before Trump got elected. Now they’re so far gone they’ll accuse you of r*pe when they find out you’re a conservative

What sub does Aaron Judge order?

>>149414784
bitch sub homie

>basketball season ended
>nothing but boreball on right now

>>149414584
Everything you said is true. I value my alone time to much, always been a problem with me and long term relationships. Love tattooed college sluts because of that.

>>149414825
you a bitch just like them NBA blacks haha

>>149414584
Everything you said is true. I value my alone time to much, always been a problem with me and long term relationships. Love tattooed college sluts because of that. Though if they don't have tattoos I don't give a fuck either.

>>149414849
>>149414904
wut

>>149414915
>tattoos
>dyed hair
>lip filler
just so gross

>>149414915
Phone posting on smoko at work. Please forgive me.

Yeah I love tattoos..... WHEN CAL TATTOOS DA BASEBALL!

>>149414915
Go Mariners

>>149414949
Legend difficultly gets ahold of him in the second half no chance

>”were”
Then Pena signed fucking Scott Boras and so I guess we are not in talks anymore. Fuck you Scott you faggot

but when is baseball

>>149415016
Cal dumped Boras this past offseason :)

>>149415030
about 12 bings

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149415045
how many bings until ohtani is up?

>>149415130
I think they call them chings and chong’s where he hails from

>be toid
>get no foids
????

>>149415113
Red Sux lel!!!

>>149413167
>>149413199
>>149413665
>>149414358
>>149414512
>>149414681
>>149414949
>>149414969
>>149415039

The Miz is on!

>>149415204
>sasig

Even if you pass us in the standings, you still have to pay rent plus tip.

>Will Little
>Has a little strike zone
bravo Manfred!

>>149415234
wtf is up with her ears tho

fuck the cardinals

My Mets finna lose again today

>>149415295
fuck you asswipe

>>149415278
Supposed to be webbed ears.

>>149415281
you dont mean that

>>149415341
up yours asshole

Marcus Stroman’s rehab start in Double-A last night:

3.2 IP, 10 H, 5 ER, 2 BB, 1 K, 65 P

This was expected to be his last outing before rejoining the Yankees rotation

>>149415362
moron

>>149415355
already is

CUBS RULE CARDINALS DROOL

>>149415373
>Marcus Stroman’s rehab start
rehab from what? black foolishness?

>are you sure this will help finance your new ballpark
>finance?

I seriously hope you’re all watching Brewers-Pirates. Generational pitching is happening.

>>149415420
generational slurping

Two niggers. LOL

>>149415440
sensible chuckle

so we're all watching brewers/pirates, right?

>>149415467
are those minor league teams? never heard of them

>>149415472
skanes is pitching dumbass
its a good game

>>149415472
two of the best pitchers in baseball are pitching

>>149415467
Correct. They’re the Greg Maddux and Gerrit Cole of this generation.

Sizable male rear ends? I can get on board with that.

>>149415467
Clemons vs Johnson kino

>watching games
Do flyover ‘toids really do this

>>149415514
>and Gerrit Cole of this generation.

I'm gay and retarded

>>149415582
we know, ERG

>>149415582
go Cubs!

Skenesbros...

>>149415596
This is great for free agent market buyers.

future Dodgers player Paul Skenes

>>149415596
>Gave up a run
Should the Pirates pull him now before he tanks his trade value?

>>149415627
skenes is old news. it's all about the MIZ!

Do people in Wisconsin not have jobs?

more black excellence from cruz

>Making Cruz be Skenes' CF
This is cruelty

the paul queens experiment has failed

>Pirates
Get Skenes off this shitter club NOW.

Skenes can't handle the spotlight of having to face the latest flavor of the month

>pierats
what an incompetent team

>>149415637
wish nintendo would put picrel on virtual console or whatever for switch

the absolute state of this pirates defense

no one is laughing at the dodgers for trading oneil cruz now

>>149415707
no one cares doyerpaco

>>149415707
No one thinks or cares about your dodgers

Kek Skeets

My Framber would have allowed no runs

everyone cares doyerchad

forgot yelich existed. was he ever actually good?

>>149415722
this, doyerpacos need to realize no one fucking cares

Skenes will DEMAND a trade to the dodgers at the trade deadline

>>149415742
I also think the doyers are going to win the WS again

>>149415745
Skenes is too healthy to be on the Dodgers. He will go to the Yankees or some team the next tier lower like the Cardinals.

get skenes to the dodgers so he can actually win!

>>149415762
ok, no one cares guillermo

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>>149415783
this. all my thises.

>>149415772
He's going to the Astros tho

Another day game of
>Poodres
BAU BAU!

Skenes to the Tigers to create Skebal combo.

>>149415804
No one cares jorge

Aaron judge is a proud sponsor of jersey mikes.

Is Ketel Marte the KWAB of the year

>>149415840
Skebal will be Dodgers

>>149415837
kys

yesterday that dude for the Reds was throwing 94mph sliders and today this guy for the Brewers is throwing 89mph curveballs. what in the hell is going on?

>>149415837
Live, king

>>149415861
And in 5 to 6 months both will be getting TJ surgery.

>>149415859
so true

>>149415861
White excellence

>>149415876
>whitoid
Baseball is at its best with black leaders on and off the field. Because blacks made baseball into what it is today. Because baseball always was, is, and will be black

>>149415861
NL Central Supremacy

been ages since we got a proper duel between aces and Skenes already shit the bed

NEW

>>149415927
is misiorowski already considered an ace this early?

>>149415948
he's certainly the guy everyone is lining up to watch right now

Paul Skenes? More like Milwaul Skenes! Cause he's OWNED by the Brew Crew.

>>149415973
>>149415973
>>149415973

>>149415902
I cringed