Grimace Losing Streak Edition
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>>149407787Reds; Burns makes history, gets 'everything I could ask for' in electric debut
Tigers; Skubal settles in, bats take over to make Tigers first to 50 wins
Braves; Olson keeps clutch hits coming as Braves beat Mets again
Yankees; Bullpen falters, tempers flare in Yankees' 11-inning loss
Cardinals; Cards put on a show at the plate and in the field in win over Cubs
Mariners; J-Rod opens, closes scoring as Mariners stay hot on road
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Doyers
sex with drunk, rowdy, loud, fun philadelphia phillies sirens
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Jays
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KWAB
Mariners just have too much charisma. Most likeable team easily
>>149409363Alcohol and fornication are bad for you
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>>149409380Did she survive?
>>149409380Genuinely hope someone sucker punched that fan
>>149409372I honestly have no idea what โFAGGetsโ posting is referencing
>>149409380not a fan of this
>>149409380I get it. The feeling of losing a close family member never really goes away, sometimes little things can just trigger emotions in you.
posting in nu here
>>149404070
El Paso Chihuahuas beat the Space Cowboys btw.
>it was 5-1 in the bottom 8!
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>>149409419>Topuria or Oliviera?go away
>>149409431Not an argument
>>149409380The fuck is wrong with white sux fans
>>149409371beautiful bird
other jints "fans" can blame verlander all they want, this team still cant hit a fucking beachball if a 5 year old pitched it to them
you gotta win against the bad teams, you know?
Very gay thread this is
Try posting here
>>149404070
I heard Crotchet wants to go back to the White Sox. He had enough with the poverty city of Bumston
>>149409380jfc that's beyond low
>>149409419Topuria is 2012 giants
Sadly Oliviera might be 2022 astros
One in middle of their reign the other one out the door
woo~
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>>149409446fukken el oh el i remember that
>>149409453Big fan of Jesus huh
>>149409450He just signed an extension, at least make your posts have a pinch of sense.
>>149409465In your country do they refer to it as โBASEBARRUโ?
>>149409459he sounded like a fine fella
>>149409465shohei the lab scientist, what's he working on?
>>149409473they call it yakyu
have any of you filled out the survey in the mlb app? i'm answering all kinds of questions that i'm sure you'd hate. i think the manfred runner is good! i think the pitch clock is good! i think robo up will be good!
but i'm stuck on a question
>Rules should be implemented to restore the prominence of starting pitchers.
>Strongly agree
>Somewhat agree
>Somewhat disagree
>Strongly disagree
>N/A
what do YOU think? i miss the prominence of starting pitching, but what kind of rules could they possibly implement?
>7 IP, 3 H, 0 ER, 3 BB, 10 K
Crochet is probably unironically seething that his team lost that, holy fuck i'd be so mad
>>149409371blue jays are ASSHOLES
>>149409371Why isnโt it fat?
>>149409492strongly agree. I dunno how you'd do it thou. Something like Min 6 IP or 100 pitches whichever comes first
>>149409490That's right.
Yakyu
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>>149409514>my starter is getting shelled>i have to leave him in for 100 pitchessee, i hate this.
>>149409498that's why he's about to demand an opt out and a trade. that extension was just another bad kick to bombston fans' balls.
>>149409524how about 6 IP, 100 pitches, and 5 ER. whichever comes first
>>149409492MLBPA would never allow an inning or pitches minimum
>>149409492that just seems like adding unnecessary complications to the rules
does mlb do that often?
>>149409428Will campy retire as a el paso chihuahua hero?
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The Brewers won today :)
>>149409548I think if you had watched baseball ten or so years ago you would understand why the league office is toying with the idea. Back in the ancient fag days guys like Randy "the Big Unit" Johnson used to pitch 200 innings like its nothing. I wouldn't speak for everyone but I think most fans prefer to see starting pitchers go longer in games
yankeebros.. donโt look at julys schedule
I feel like with the new cba there's going to be a drastic change to the game I just don't know what it'll be
>>149409565I can understand the appeal
wouldn't the baseball be higher quality if the pitchers are switching out?
>>149409548They will create any distraction to avoid addressing the real problem of payroll disparity
>>149409380the pope will denounce these fans soon enough
>>149409565>league office forces rule changes to make the game exactly what they want it to be at any point in time How sustainable is this? They added all these gay new rules like the Manfred runner, the pitch clock, limited throw overs to bases etc to appeal to a โnew audienceโ now theyโre like โhey old fags donโt you miss when starters pitched complete games?โ Fuck off.
rockies fans can enjoy 4 tacos for $2 at participating taco bell locations within the denver metro area tomorrow between 4 - 6pm.
>>149409696>the pitch clockterrific rule
>limited throw overs to basesterrific rule
>3 batter minimumterrific rule
>shift banterrific rule
>ghost runnergayest aids shit imaginable
>>149409696my sport of birth tried to accommodate the zoomer crowd by shortening games and making it more exciting - it just sucked all of the soul out of the game
I also think it was short sighted move, as I can see a future where people move away from dopamine dumps like tiktok en masse and start consuming more slow burn content again
I like the concept of the proposed move, but urge caution whenever looking at rules designed not to fix flaws in the game but to change the game experience
>>149409537a little more palatable
>>149409696I feel like any rule change Manfre has implemented was done to try and make the game more like it used to be in its golden age. Other than the ghost runner of course as
>>149409735 said
>>149409735Itโs not even that I hate the rules (accept for the Manfred runner and NLDH) so yea we agree rally. Itโs the just hypocrisy about forcing starters to go long now. The game has evolved a culture around max effort fireballers and radar gun worship. Now mlb wants to force teams to play like they didnโt make billions marketing players for exactly thisโฆ
Other than heroically cucking out to the Astros Manfred has been a good commissioner. Heโs leaving the sport in a better place than he inherited it. I feel like Theo played a large role
Aaron Judge here. I canโt take being on the Yankees anymore. How should I tell Boone I want to be traded?
>>149409762Forgot about the DH. My beef is with Bowie Kuhn heโs the one that really fucked it
>>149409764>heroicallyWut
>>149409766Come home black & white man
Iโm now remembering all the juiced balls nonsense Manfred definitely has some scars
>>149409771Cora Bregman and Altuve should have been executed at a secret military tribunal
>>149409748MLB games used to be shorter and feature less dead time (around 2h 25m on average in the 60s and 70s). The increase in offense and bullpen usage basically added 40 minutes extra to the games and batters started abusing timeouts to make the game as slow as possible. By 2019, games were averaging 3h10m, so the pitch clock removing 30 minutes of dead time has been a boon for TV viewership. It's not that the game is shorter in terms of plays, there's just a lot less waiting involved.
>>149409380What an absolute piece of shit
>>149409361So happy for the guy :)
2 stok gallon coffee from Costco is so goated.
>>149409795I thought you meant how he didnโt revoke the championship title away.
>>149409419Shartles has no chin but great offense. Basically the equivalent of a team with a shit bullpen
>>149409498he spent the last few years playing for the white sox anon he's used to losing quality starts
>premade coffee
so socalians really?
What is it going to be like attending Yankees games under Sharia Law?
>>149409845With a beer yeah
>>149409853do you buy it premixed like mexicans do with clamato budweiser?
>>149409828that's what I meant, I meant heroically as "on a monumental scale"
I know fuck all about baseball
i love the manfred runner in the regular season. every at-bat immediately becomes a high-stakes moment and heightens the tension. the knowledge that the game will probably be over in the 10th or 11th and at least one team will score gets me locked in and hanging on every pitch. glad they don't use it in the postseason though. (also, fuck the NL DH change)
>>149409867>locked in and hanging on every pitch>not doing this for every pitch all of the time part of me envies you
>>149409845I grind my own beans and brew my own coffee/cold brew on occasion, but I am also very lazy and will sometimes buy the canned stuff or the jug of unsweetened cold brew. Before I got a coffee grinder, in the summer I would buy the jug and when I finished the jug, brewed a big batch of cold brew in that with pre-ground beans
>>149409867I don't like it because I like it when some random game in July goes 14 innings. I get why they do it though. I would prefer they start it at the 12th or so.
>>149409873I love making my own cold brew but my carafe thing only holds like 4 glasses so Iโm making it like every other day in the spring and summer time.
>>149409866you fit right in here xD
>>149409873I've never been partial to cold coffee unless it's like... room temperature for cooking.
>>149409866dodger fan eh?
why doesnt the batter just peek at where the catcher is so he knows there the ball is going to be thrown?
>>149409902eyes forward please
>>149409902the catcher puts the signal down by his penis, and the batter does not want to look gay on television. it would be like peeking while pissing at a urinal
>>149409902the catchers would just whip out one of these if the battersperson looked
>>149409861Nah you chase the beer with coffee. I never knew it was a west coast thing until the other day /mlb/ thread
>>149409902I feel like beside the obvious that catchers can lie with where they set up there's a gentleman's agreement to not do it. pitchers could also uick pitch you
>>149409925it's certainly not a thing in the pnw as far as I'm concerned
>>149409850Zohran is a mets fan, so by law, the stankees are gonna have to lose.
>>149409947>Cuomo said Boston Trolley Dodgers I would have laughed, but the painโฆ
>>149409961I've behaved today
I just got home from work glad to see my mariners won and the reds revealed how shit the jankees are
>>149409947>Zohran is a mets fanwait 'til he finds out who else are mets fans!
>>149409947>>149409991is he even muslim or just muslim sounding? i don't live in new york anymore. it was weird to see nick mullen make a video telling people to vote for him.
>>149410002He's Muslim Indian Ugandan. Not joking, that's actually a thing.
>>149410013>Rox with 14 H kek
>Phils drop it to the astrosWay to go dumbasses
>>149409358shut the fuck up
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp7oFJZd88Y
since most of /mlb/ is asleep
>>149410045how did the NL Central get so good?
>>149410068its the free game of the day too
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>>149410068>11:10 am my time>get home from work at 8AMdamn I wanted to watch this one
>>149409977the reds game was kino, i caught the end of it after the M's game
>>149410033what's their fucking problem?
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>>149410116it's time to retire old man
>>149410116>>149410116Feel like every player I have heard had a kid this season is having an awful season.
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>>149410116>washed up old goat trying to reach a milestone doesn't go to plansad to see, reaching 300 wins was just a pipe dream in the end.
https://youtu.be/k1JXI3eHo1w
lol
Stop shilling your shit, jomboy. Buy an ad.
>>149410184kek this is great
This was the winning run btw
>>149410161he needed 40 wins, I don't even think starters get that many games to win in the first place. Unless he's really planning on ANOTHER season after this.
>>149410201Kek fuck the cubs
>>149410201cal MINDFUCKED the cubes
nl central is a very cool division if a certain owner sells his team to someone who wants to win
>>149410203Verlander said he wanted to reach 300 wins by the time he called it a career. He probably was planning to pitch until Nolan Ryan's age. But, he's too washed up to even get another season at this rate.
>>149410045Crazy to me that the white sox aren't even THAT far behind in the Central from the other teams when you really think about it. Considering the twins have lost 9 out of their last 10. If the sox get hot and any of the 2-4 teams in the central start slumping hard, genuinely could end the season close in record.
>no NPB baseball until Friday
I just wanted to watch my Carp on my day off :(
>>149410201-1 WAR for PCA
>>149410201scuba moment and a milton bradley moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUtG-fXfKnI
>>149410216memeiners are based for softening em up before this series
Your bitch ass teams could never strike FEAR into the hearts of corrupt umpires
>>149410286Just saw the video of him getting tossed lmao, heโs so retarded
Business idea: Singing "Sweet Cal Raleigh" to the tune of Sweet Caroline
>>149410289post it i missed it
>>149410246Miton Bradley was one of the biggest pieces of shit in the game-a domestic abuser who also sent nudes of his ex-wife to her father.
>>149410320Don't see you in the bigs thou
>>149410315https://youtu.be/jMRXMU1Qbso?si=1mBCAiPM8dV-SDO2
Literally chimping out over a bad call on 2-0 from his previous at bat and got thrown out during the bottom of the inning during warm ups. Boone looks so fed up lmao.
>>149410320I was always more of a Parker Bros. kinda guy.
The butch queens are out tonight
>>149410344haha, that's great, I love umps
Iโma tell it to you one time and one time only, ainโt no way the Yankees ainโt finna win the gd world serious!
NL Central is gonna be rock fight
>>149410418Ainโt nobody give a fuck bc ainโt nobody but a dick-lickin son of a faggot finna come up out of that division! Itโs Yankees football baby, take it or leave it!
>>149410444Very kino image anon. Would love to meet and talk about it sometime. Are you comfortable with giving me your home address?
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>>149410448I value my privacy.
>>149410455Thatโs no problem chief. Good talkin to you cowboy. Stay frosty.
Loving the cumroddery in the genny tonight
Guys, I don't Italkstudio like Padres at all....
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If I still had a PO box I would share it with the genny.
Get this guy a homo dress already
>>149410629Well if you need some 1 to phil out ya box again let me know
>>149410641Is this a double entendre?
>>149410657I can't afford that. Fuck ya azz for free tho
>>149410665uuuuhhhhh exit only
>>149410672Lil sex it only is all I want baby
>>149410672Funny that the Mariners went on to lose that game
mariners won that ballgame tho
>>149410753Hella based & kino rundown
>>149410592he doesn't know ball
Are the mariners the functioning alcoholic manโs team? Itโs seems like it
>>149410792>manโsIt's complicated
>>149410792I'm a girl thou
>>149410201OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>149410966d y i n g
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foids and their fellas at the ol ballgame
>be toid
>get zero foids
mfw
hey putos dodgers wim againand we gonna win again NY is gay like SF and fuck SD
>be toid
>get zero foids
my mfw when
conforto he gonna get his avg up to 200 and japanese nigga roki sasaki coming back to dominate LA blacks better stay south they afraid and they stay south cuz of us
>>149411010Girl, U betta testify
>>149411014fuck you talking bout
>>149411019Get back w Jesus. He miss you
>>149410992>>149410999>>149411010>>149411019Mary saw U act like this. Pearly gates got a roll call baby and shitposting ain charity
The mental mind some of these children got, it's not right, they come out not right no more
Low class gaycago sassige addicts have no class for making fun of some guys dead mom, I mean have some respect. The guy is named after vodka ffs
>St. Louis 8, Cubs 7
And that's a Redbird winner!
Coffee on the house!
>>149409902The pitcher would get jealous at the lack of attention and refuse to participate in the customary post-game handies.
dog just woke me up to take a massive doggie doo kek
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>>149411285Recker on the board!!!!
>>149411345dumb ass do you see recker on that board anywhere?
>>149411345thereโs still time to delete this before everyone wakes up
>>149411345Itโs not even a board, itโs a grid. Wtf is your problem?
>>149411345Scumfuck this rat
>>149411345Embarrassing post tbqh, I canโt believe itโs still up.
>>149411345Fuckin summerfags shitting up the website again
>>149411345This post sent me to hell n back
This asshole is beggin for apoundin
>>149411345must be summer in the genny
hot town
summer in the genny
recker postin gals like it dirty an gritty
Reckermania is running wild!
>>149411549the runner-up to guardians, if my sources are correct
which one of you made Marte cry yesterday and what did you say?
>>149411711Milk milk lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. I pointed to my asshole on the last 1
Gm Yankees.
Game five is on my mindโฆ
>>149411744He was martakin' it like a bitch
>>149411711Just looked up the play by play.
He popped out on the at bat.
It worked.
Skenes vs Misoroski today broles.
>>149411758stop hurting my guys (both with words and 90+ mph projectiles)
Hey Dodgers fans. How are you handling ICE raids? Have you mutts became citizens yet?
This thread is very slow... Where are those cusb fans?
>>149412118Yeah cause all the east coasties got buck broken by losing streaks.
>>149412118>eat crow armstrong
namiri---------------n
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_sQUK418mM
>>149412326More posts like this
>>149412393Cool it with the racism
>>149412532>>149412574namiri---------------n
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKxyLmbOc0Q
>>149409380Fuck you. Not funny. Rot in hell.
My Reds aren't too bad :)
Alright degens, here's the winning teams today
>Brewers
>DBacks
>Angels
>Padres
>Rangers
>Tigers
>Jays
>Reds
>Braves
>Rays
>Mariners
>Cubs
>Phillies
>Dodgers
>Giants
>>149412709fuck red teamsโฆFUCK THEM!!!
can you believe the mets are 1-9 in their last 10?
getting real tired of made the cut's video titles...
What did I tell you, Royals fans? Jac Caglianone ain't jack shit.
>>149413012small sample size
>>149413012>jaci love how millenials have to purposely misspell their kids names so they can be special
>>149413012Thatโs why you donโt bring up guys when their hot (e.g, roman Anthony).
It takes a couple years before they start producing. (See: Ben Rice).
gm mariners nation how's about a series win today?
>>149413167if /we/ donโt win the series Iโll get a tattoo and a dog
>>149413199Monitoring this post
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/mlb/ is a pro-torta brekkie thread
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>>149409380DERES NO CRYIN IN BAYBAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (9 days no alcohol and eating <1800 calories btw (everybody clap))
>>149413246Mexican breakfast is severely underrated. Chilaquiles >>>>
>>149413248well done anon, you have a goal weight you're trying to get to?
>>149413199>>149413223Lol jk Iโm a decent person Iโll never get a tattoo Iโd hate or a dog Iโd neglect
>>149412733thanks for the 15-team parlay anon
>>149413303Itโs not the tattoos part. Itโs the hating dogs part. Terrible look.
>>149413295thanks. i want to see the other side of 200. typically get down into the 220s, feel great and sexy, and put 20-30 back on.
gm
my doggie doos won that game
>>149410068Hype. I was pissed a week ago when the Pirates and Tigers were playing and Skenes/Skubal pitched on the same day but on both sides of the doubleheader instead of against each other for one of the games.
>>149413368You sound like me bro. 6'1 200-220, get injured and have to take time off work, ballon up to 250, now this is where I fluctuate. Like to get down to 200 again I'm just to lazy to cook for myself 7 nights a week.
>>149409349 (OP)We're banning fans for taunts now? What's happened to this country
If you could torture and maim an umpire and get away with it scot free who would you choose? I'd choose Doug Eddings
>>149413460Mark Wegnerโs been on a tear this year.
Ejected Boone earlier this year and Jazz last nightโฆ
>>149413460I know who your favorite team is and i hope you enjoy that strike zone today for posting this.
>>149413539MLB American League Standings
>>149413547MLB National League Standings
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>So fly in this bitch
>Fifty on me, don't die tryin' and shit
>You know I'm up and down when I slide in this bitch
>Beamers and the Jets outside in this bitch
>Westside, get the money, yeah, that's fo' sho'
>Streets don't love you, better respect the code
>Ain't no sleepin' in on Sunday
>If it's 'bout the money then my niggas on go
>>149413559>ghost runnerBraves will be .500 or better by the break
>>149413559how are the cardinals winning games? People were saying they were a shoe in to lose 100 before this season started.
>>149413199You will be an el paso chihuahua fan if /we/ don't win this series.
>>149413559Glad to see the other divisions in the NL have tightened up. For a while it felt like the west was the only one with any intrigue
>live in Seattle
>have sex with zero BPD art hoes
whatโs the fucking point?
>>149413547Conceding the division to Tampa would be a disaster. The Yankees need to finish at least 4 games ahead of the division by the all star break if they plan to make the postseason.
>>149409380curious what the fan could actually screamed that would be short and poignant enough to hit like that
>your mom's a bad driver probably too long
>your mom can't drivemaybe
>fuck your momget some thicker skin
>>149413757What's going on with NY baseball?
>>149413762having no empathy for your fellow man is bad for you
do you think any major league baseball players, aside from blake treinen, posted on 4chan? i imagine there are at least a dozen 25-32 year olds in the league who were on /b/, /mu/, /sp/, or /pol/ in the 2010s.
>>149413812she died 8 years ago - it's definitely an anomalous reaction especially given the context. being more curious than performative reddit le sighing is not immoral
>>149413089Do two seconds of research next time, you career dunce.
>Jeffrey Alan Caglianone>JAC>"Jac"
>>149413841With how mainstream 4chan has been for the last 15 years I would assume they have atleast lurked a little bit. I lurked on /v/ and /fit/ for a decade before I ever started posting.
who are the bigger paper tigers this season? the doyers or the tiggers?
>>149413844it's not like he just got rattled and shook it off, dude was DISTRAUGHT, inconsolable and could not play.
guess what, now assholes KNOW how to get under your skin so get ready
>>149413841Joe Kelly posts almost daily, who do you think is still seething about 2017 constantly?
>>149413811Scott Boras caused the Mets to go bankrupt (again) by securing an extra $50M/year in payroll, and the Yankees are turning into a moneyball team composed mostly of prospects and young talent fueled by the Steinbrenner family being the poorest billionaire family of all time.
>>149413368>still eating 1800 calories>claims to want to lose weightI went from 275 to 175 in 3 months, just stop eating, take up the snake diet. I went on 36 and 72 hour fasts, still had the energy to run a 10k with all that. Keep hydrated and work out and your skin will rebound and you won't have loose saggy shit. unless you've been fat for a long time
>>149413876Well Tigers have Tigers in the name. So I'm gonna say the bigger paper tigers are the Detroit Tigers.
>>149413841Look for the introverts. Some of them are definitely at least lurkers.
>>149413945is roki sasaki the japanese flag that keeps popping up in the genny?
>>149413912>tfw really want to do that but i like snacks too much and lack discipline to put down the chips.
Carlos Rodonโs rankings among qualified AL starters:
2.92 ERA (9th)
2.86 xERA (2nd)
101.2 IP (4th)
119 Ks (3rd)
10.53 K/9 (4th)
29.7 K% (4th)
0.97 WHIP (T-7th)
.179 BAA (2nd)
All-Star.
>>149413841Ron Washington banned phones in the Angels clubhouse when he caught Nolan Schanuel scrolling the kpop general
>>149413993I always get a kick out of how at the time Cubs and White Sox fans talked about who made the better pick in 2014 but then in the end both players ended up being better once they left (Even if Kyle won with the Cubs hes been better since leaving.)
>>149413331Eh I donโt hate dogs. I just donโt like them. Smelly animals who shed all over and need constant attention
>>149413993>119 Ks (3rd)> 10.53 K/9 (4th)> 29.7 K% (4th)>posting the same stat 3 times to try to act like it's somethingwith a new york bias, he's going to be there, but that ERA and WHIP is dogshit
>>149413712Art hoes don't move to Washington.
>>149413712The only thing I miss about living in Portland was the super easy art hoes. Lived there in college and it was shooting fish in a barrel at bars and shows.
>>149410201WINNing run kek lol wheeze
>>149410201it was less than a 1 second fault, the real issue is the cutoff man completely botched the throw home, it would've been a close play
but it's actually a good play by the baserunner more than anything, that was a very deep ball and the fielder couldn't camp under it to set up a throw anyways
So what's Oniel Cruz's deal? Does he just not give a shit?
>>149414208Just not a student of the game.
>>149414122Art hoes are fun. But I'm trying to find me a autistic map game wife who can geek out about history and shit with me.
Here's an Elly dinger to bless the thread.
>>149414248Yeah I wasnโt trying to date them seriously but the sex was always phenomenal. They all had massive daddy issues and only wanted to please
>>149414067i would love my guys getting pumped up on kpop cuties before the game
>>149414252big swing that
>>149414252Is it fun to watch a game in that ballpark. I dont think ive heard anybody say anything about it.
>>149414208i mean yea the pirates suck, but they're still paying him. not playing hard is pretty inexcusable. maybe he's trying to get traded or something.
>>149414248You want a wife who will shit with you?
Unlikely crossover but not undesirable.
My Tigers are gonna win the World Series
>>149414347Yes it's crucial bonding time
>>149414092>Dogs smellSome breeds smell fine. Mastiff types? Absolutely rank.
>Shed everywhereSo does every pet with hair.
>Need constant attentionSo does every living creature. If yours doesnโt, itโs probably being ignored in a cage or being taken care of by the rest of the world in an animal shelter.
>>149414276based. are you the tattooed jezebel enjoyer?
dodgers #1 conforto gonna hit 200 soon if you come to LA youll see that you only see domesticated blacks now. they bad too but the wannabe thug blacks dont come out of the south cuz they scared of us fuck them bitches they better stay in their shitty black neighborhood DODGERS KINGS
>late morning baseball
>it's no name flyover teams
Passionate wmlf SEX with Siera Santos.
>>149414512it's all bout LA seattle got them bitch blacks too they aint shit
im cool with almost everyone except them
>>149414410Iโm not big on tattoos. They're a dead giveaway a girl is slutty. Never met a GF caliber girl with lots of visible tats
>>149414584they all good except for black bitches
>>149414358wtf is this lol
Anthony Recker must feel vindicated watching Manoah's career arc.
>>149414605He got a dumper box.
https://x.com/BarstoolGruden/status/1937568386541564190
>>149414248they dont exist. youll have to turn gay. fortunately youre in the right place for that
>>149413712Art hoes were GOATed before Trump got elected. Now theyโre so far gone theyโll accuse you of r*pe when they find out youโre a conservative
What sub does Aaron Judge order?
>>149414784bitch sub homie
>basketball season ended
>nothing but boreball on right now
>>149414584Everything you said is true. I value my alone time to much, always been a problem with me and long term relationships. Love tattooed college sluts because of that.
>>149414825you a bitch just like them NBA blacks haha
>>149414584Everything you said is true. I value my alone time to much, always been a problem with me and long term relationships. Love tattooed college sluts because of that. Though if they don't have tattoos I don't give a fuck either.
>>149414915>tattoos>dyed hair>lip fillerjust so gross
>>149414915Phone posting on smoko at work. Please forgive me.
Yeah I love tattoos..... WHEN CAL TATTOOS DA BASEBALL!
>>149414949Legend difficultly gets ahold of him in the second half no chance
>โwereโ
Then Pena signed fucking Scott Boras and so I guess we are not in talks anymore. Fuck you Scott you faggot
>>149415016Cal dumped Boras this past offseason :)
>>149415030about 12 bings
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>149415045how many bings until ohtani is up?
>>149415130I think they call them chings and chongโs where he hails from
>be toid
>get no foids
????
>fundies had to deplete their bullpen to win against the rockies(aka their WS KEK)
>>149415113Red Sux lel!!!
Sasig
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Even if you pass us in the standings, you still have to pay rent plus tip.
>Will Little
>Has a little strike zone
bravo Manfred!
>>149415234wtf is up with her ears tho
My Mets finna lose again today
>>149415295fuck you asswipe
>>149415278Supposed to be webbed ears.
>>149415281you dont mean that
>>149415341up yours asshole
Marcus Stromanโs rehab start in Double-A last night:
3.2 IP, 10 H, 5 ER, 2 BB, 1 K, 65 P
This was expected to be his last outing before rejoining the Yankees rotation
CUBS RULE CARDINALS DROOL
>>149415373>Marcus Stromanโs rehab startrehab from what? black foolishness?
>are you sure this will help finance your new ballpark
>finance?
I seriously hope youโre all watching Brewers-Pirates. Generational pitching is happening.
>>149415420generational slurping
>>149415440sensible chuckle
so we're all watching brewers/pirates, right?
>>149415467are those minor league teams? never heard of them
>>149415472skanes is pitching dumbass
its a good game
>>149415472two of the best pitchers in baseball are pitching
>>149415467Correct. Theyโre the Greg Maddux and Gerrit Cole of this generation.
Sizable male rear ends? I can get on board with that.
>>149415467Clemons vs Johnson kino
>watching games
Do flyover โtoids really do this
>>149415514>and Gerrit Cole of this generation.
>>149415596This is great for free agent market buyers.
future Dodgers player Paul Skenes
>>149415596>Gave up a runShould the Pirates pull him now before he tanks his trade value?
>>149415627skenes is old news. it's all about the MIZ!
Do people in Wisconsin not have jobs?
more black excellence from cruz
>Making Cruz be Skenes' CF
This is cruelty
the paul queens experiment has failed
>Pirates
Get Skenes off this shitter club NOW.
Skenes can't handle the spotlight of having to face the latest flavor of the month
>pierats
what an incompetent team
>>149415637wish nintendo would put picrel on virtual console or whatever for switch
the absolute state of this pirates defense
no one is laughing at the dodgers for trading oneil cruz now
>>149415707no one cares doyerpaco
>>149415707No one thinks or cares about your dodgers
Kek Skeets
My Framber would have allowed no runs
forgot yelich existed. was he ever actually good?
>>149415722this, doyerpacos need to realize no one fucking cares
Skenes will DEMAND a trade to the dodgers at the trade deadline
>>149415742I also think the doyers are going to win the WS again
>>149415745Skenes is too healthy to be on the Dodgers. He will go to the Yankees or some team the next tier lower like the Cardinals.
get skenes to the dodgers so he can actually win!
>>149415762ok, no one cares guillermo
>>149415783this. all my thises.
>>149415772He's going to the Astros tho
Another day game of
>Poodres
BAU BAU!
Skenes to the Tigers to create Skebal combo.
>>149415804No one cares jorge
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Aaron judge is a proud sponsor of jersey mikes.
Is Ketel Marte the KWAB of the year
>>149415840Skebal will be Dodgers
yesterday that dude for the Reds was throwing 94mph sliders and today this guy for the Brewers is throwing 89mph curveballs. what in the hell is going on?
>>149415861And in 5 to 6 months both will be getting TJ surgery.
>>149415861White excellence
>>149415876>whitoidBaseball is at its best with black leaders on and off the field. Because blacks made baseball into what it is today. Because baseball always was, is, and will be black
>>149415861NL Central Supremacy
been ages since we got a proper duel between aces and Skenes already shit the bed
>>149415927is misiorowski already considered an ace this early?
>>149415948he's certainly the guy everyone is lining up to watch right now
Paul Skenes? More like Milwaul Skenes! Cause he's OWNED by the Brew Crew.
