Banee

>>149409974
i stopped paying attention to au/sp/ food recs after they told me black buldak was hot, it's mild as shit

Kfc sells a zigger burger india

if port lose to carlton...
then i will be upset but im not a traitor like a typical blooser scum so i shant burn my scarf

>chilli!

>>149410065
not when you've got unused tarps lying around

>>149410088
guarantee i've had hotter chillis than anyone in this thread or any redditor unless they've had a carolina reaper

You know what, we are alright…as Aussies.

Today on this cool sunny day, I was at a playground/oval with my kid. On the oval, there was an African father kicking a soccer ball around with his children. Next to him a bit further down the oval was also an Asian father playing soccer with his kid. Near them on a picnic table was a Middle eastern family (I’m assuming as the lady had a headdress/hijab), having a small picnic, as the parents watched their kids play on the playground. There were kids and family from many other backgrounds (Europeans, Indians, etc.) there just enjoying themselves.

We were all the same in those moments, just enjoying the rarity of the sun in winter and making memories with our loved ones. All, most of us want, is to have that moment of a little happiness, even if it’s from that cool sun shining down on us.

I’m sure some will find a negative in this (as it’s human nature) but it was a nice day and what I saw was lovely reminder, things are not always bad.

>>149410139
Fucking grim.

>>149410139
imagine the soi cuck scouting the park getting more and more aroused as he spots a "minority"

today i went to the park
it was empty
i day dreamed a scenario to post to reddit when i got home that would get me my internet points which makes me happy

>>149410139
this post is brought to you by raid shadow legends

business idea: bring back the immigration restriction act 1901 but rewrite it so non-euro ESLs can't pass it

Today, on this cool, sunny winter day, I was near a CFMEU protest with my apprentice, On the street, there were groups of tradies, just as the narratives often go, smoking heavily, and you could almost smell the aggression in the air, hinting at a potential fight or a heated argument just waiting to happen. A bit further down the road, there were utes everywhere, driving aggressively, cutting people off, and making you feel like you needed to brace for road rage at any moment. And then, near a pub, you could easily imagine the discussions about where all their money was going probably straight into the pokies.

>>149410125
Used to be a big chilli guy but I had a ghost pepper sauce that really fucked me up. Now I just stick to more normal stuff like Thai chillies, habanero etc.

>Used to be a big chilli guy

>heh no other white people can handle spice like i can

>149410196
>he's too ESL to realise he brought race into this first

>>149410188
for me it depends if i want to eat food for nutrition or want to enjoy the pqin

>haha ESL haha

new geowizard straight line kino

find it funny yts wield the term ESL like it's an insult

how many languages do you know?

>>149410014 (OP)
>aiden o'driscoll
grim. poor bastardo

find it funny ESLs wield the term yt like it's an insult

how many useful languages do you know
applied for the commonwealth yet mate

>>149410229
>geo wizard
waverely park to the dingley tip?

nofapbros im struggling.....

took a walk around glenferrie oval the other day/ it's genuinely difficult to picture 15.000 roaches in there watching a footy

Pretty little ladies
Ya ya
Pretty little ladies
I'm so in...

>>149410288
we should at least learn chinese in schools.
idk if they do now actually, back in my day it was indonesian in primary school, fucking useless.
and in highschool a choice between japanese and equally useless european languages

learn russian and chinese. they will be tongues of the 21st century

russian is a dying language

>>149410293
yea i fapped a while ago already, sorry to let you down

why do whites learn japanese in high school when japanese are racist and don't want whites in their country?

when will white people learn? they just aren't interested in you, stop obsessing over their culture

>>149410328
literally because of anime, duh

>>149410088
I used to like chilli but now I've realised it's a reddit dish and basically slop

Im too retarded to learn a language

>>149410314
chinese is a waste of time, they all learn english from day dot anyway
may as well learn a european language to get a better understanding/control of english

if jeet can manage to redeem then what's your excuse?

>>149410314
indo is so much easier than chinese
it's why the adf teach sigint indo sooner than mando or canto
also gives you access to like 200 mil people
>>149410328
they prefer whites over blacks
i'm not even being funny

i struggle to learn things, so it takes me longer than others to learn, i am a bit slower than other people

>>149410367
meant gives you access to Bali*

>>149410375
t. never been to Singo or Malay

>>149410354
>>149410373
>gayfl cuckstomers are retarded
yep makes sense

>46kg security guard
this was never going to end well for this Richmond Tigers supporter
https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360732434/accused-admits-fatal-attack-security-guard-auckland-park

>>149410378
i thought they speak some form of chinese there not indonesian

In some ways im smart but i might seem a bit slow if you met me

Are you looking forward to port vs carlton tomorrow night?

>>149410383
they speak pretty much the same shit as bahasa indonesia

>>149410384
We miss you Robbo.

lads, go to google translate and type in
>poopen sharten farten
and set it to translate hindi to english (this is epic)

>>149410387
massive embarrassment for either team to lose and i am looking forward to either outcome

>>149410387
As a port customer, no.

Going to be embarrassing losing to carlshit.

footy? pie?

>>149410387
i will tune in after full time and catch the losing coach get fired out of a cannon into the moon

>>149410396
>it's real

let's talk about the vaccine

>as a port customer

why no footy at the G next saturday?

>>149410412
rain's been in

>>149410412
cuckthorn sell their home games

>>149410412
it's being used for a gay sex show (actual gay sex show, not just a normal gayfl game)

>>149410314
someone can post the "don't learn mandarin" meme or you can search google for it.

how are you suppossed to learn anything at uni when most of the lecturers are fucking lazy incompetent motherfuckers that dont know how to teach?

>>149410314
I learned German at school because I wanted to be able to understand hitler speeches

"Following consultation with both clubs, Football Victoria has determined that the NPL Victoria fixture between Oakleigh Cannons FC and Preston Lions FC on Friday, June 27 will be played behind closed doors, with no fans permitted on site.
This decision considered the following factors; primarily the inability to effectively segregate fans, as a result of significant ongoing construction at the venue. These circumstances, along with recent events, have raised safety concerns in accordance with Football Victoria’s Match Day Risk Policy and with an understanding of the imminent timing of this fixture, the decision to close the venue mitigates potential risks that have arisen.
The match will be available to watch via live stream on the NPL Victoria YouTube channel.
Football Victoria thanks both clubs for their cooperation and constructive approach in reaching this decision."

the best thing uni prepares you for is dealing with useless chinks and jeets in the real world

>>149410440
Germany has a great history of writers and philosophers - and you learned German to listen to H*tler, that drug addicted genocidal nutcase

>>149410460
U FARKIN

If life ain't just a joke then why are we laughing?

It makes me seethe that such useless pricks get employed to teach people

>>149410483
I'm a teacher mate

>>149410486
What do you teach?

Grill'd for din dins

You have been banned from all boards for the following reason:

Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban.

>>149410503
History and English, sometimes I fill in for p.e

The teachers/lecturers that make me seethe are the old ones that have been doing it for decades and are arrogant lazy arseholes

always hilarious when you resident neets give your takes on life

why aren't club logos on the gameday football anymore?

Head high bumps should be legal so long as it's not too late and the player doesn't leave his feet.

I had uni lecturers barely able to speak english reading off powerpoint slides word for word. What does that accomplish?

REM is fucking shit
wish they would stop playing this shit on coles radio

>>149410567
TRVKE

If I was a woman I would do modelling and onlyfans

I’m just so sad all the time

>>149410582
turn sad into mad

I hate this country

>Port Adelaide Football Club has initiated a formal governance review regarding concerns raised about recent public content published by member elected Club Director, Warren Tredrea
they dont like it when you talk about them do they

>>149410611
what's that saying about people you can't criticise?

>>149410644
a sacred cow?

No one respects you idiotic conspiracy theorists, you are embarrassing and everyone laughs at you.

He's crying.

>>149410695
that's what they WANT you to think!

>>149410440
now yeah i'm thinking you're based
makes you wonder why they never show you his speeches subbed
almost like they just want you to hate him without reason

I'm an arrogant piece of shit with no respect for human life, i'm just pure evil filth

>>149410724
Are you a hitler fanboy?

>>149410611
wtf i love SA now

>149410733
trip on (You) commiepoof

>>149410724
careful with that edge kid

>>149410724
welcome to australia sarr

I’m just so MAD all the time >:(

>>149410318
I just wont talk to any cunt then

she deserves a guy like me, i would make her happy

>>149410724
Would you like a position on the AFL board?

Everything reminds me of her

>>149410769
that's better now time to take action first the planning phase

>>149410786
thats it now fuck my arsehole

>>149410800
come to subway sauna mate ;)

Im bored
Lets post porn

Despite pornposting i am still doing nofap

thoroughly unappealing pusy and anus
porn girls have depressing looking naughty bits.

you coom some
you lose more

>>149410829
Nah her ass looks good, bad quality pic though
Your just being fussy

>>149410832
>Your just being fussy
>Your

>>149410832
>Your just being fussy
>just

>>149410852
*sniffs*

>>149410832
>Your just being fussy
what kind of beat up whores do you fuck joshie?

>ass

>>149410820
>no tatts
pass

>>149410892
lol

>>149410873
Im not joshie and i've never had sex
And yes your fussy

how many of you actually plan to unironically live in this country for life?

poosh is a fat retarded permavirgin

>>149410901
I have no plans

>>149410901
Let me put it like this if I could leave I would.

>>149410901
I'm moving to Paris we've spoken about this. I'll start wearing leather jackets and smoking cigarettes and hanging out at the local bistro.

>>149410932
i feel like you need to be rich as fuck for that.

Hey why'd you report that post?

loser is so maga brained he wanks to anything with the name trump kek

>>149410901
it's a great country. why would i give this life up?

New footy stat just dropped, pressure rating is old news
https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-2025-speed-of-ball-statistic-explained-every-team-ranked-from-fastest-to-slowest-afl-ball-movement-stats-champion-data-numbers-latest-news/news-story/8e4894d20931117b3a3311bf98ba3a51
>It’s the most important part of footy - and until now, we couldn’t truly measure it.
>But now Champion Data and Fox Footy have unveiled a brand new statistic, Speed of Ball, which reveals how AFL clubs move the ball and where they have the most success.
>It gives every team a rating, with the average being 100, describing whether they move the ball quickly or slowly. A higher rating does not necessarily mean better; it just means faster.
>The measurement is similar to pressure rating, collating a number of events into a single number that summarises how a team is performing, though pressure rating has an average of 180.
>“Ball movement is 75% of the game. So we’re able to actually analyse, can you move it from one end of the ground to the other? But how you do that has been a gap in the industry. Now, for the first time in AFL history, we can tell you if you move the ball quickly or slowly, and the returns that come from either method.”
>Geelong is the fastest team in the AFL, going quickly and aggressively towards goal. The Western Bulldogs, Adelaide, Carlton and Melbourne fall into the same category.
>Fremantle is the slowest team by some distance, primarily because of their hesitancy to move the ball once they get their hands on it, though they have become more aggressive in where and how far they kick the ball once they gain possession.
>Teams of the same archetype - holding it up and kicking to the numbers, if going slightly quicker than the Dockers - are Gold Coast, Port Adelaide, West Coast, Collingwood and Sydney.

>>149410943
lol

Its josh's fault because he posted a pic with teanna trump in it last night

if only there was some way to visibly see how fast a team is moving the ball

>>149410958
>Geelong is the fastest team in the AFL, going quickly and aggressively towards goal
G E E L O N G
I
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>>149410958
>It’s broken up into two parts:
>1. The overall number which cleanly indicates speed. 100 is the average, so anything above that is fast (with over 120 being especially fast) and anything below that is slow (with less than 80 being especially slow).
>For example, powered by ‘Dash Brothers’ Max Holmes and Bailey Smith, Geelong is the fastest team in the AFL with a score of 114.
>In contrast Justin Longmuir’s Fremantle is the slowest team with a score of 85.
>2. The three component numbers which indicate HOW a team moves the ball: Fast/slow, long/short and direct to goal/lateral. These categories are named...
>- Time: How long it takes to distribute the ball once it gets in your hands
>- Distance: How much distance you take with every disposal (direction does not matter)
>- Distance to goal (DTG): How much distance you take directly to goal with every disposal
>These categories also have an average of 100. For example, the AFL average for disposing of the ball from an uncontested mark is around four seconds; disposing in six seconds would give you a Time rating around 70, and disposing in two seconds would give you a Time rating around 130.
>You will see below that almost every AFL club scores above 100 for Distance. This is because 2025 is the most aggressive season, in terms of distance recorded from each disposal, on Champion Data’s records as modern teams go long rather than chipping it around.
>The sweet spot for any team is measured as the average speed where you’ve won a 10-minute period by 10+ points; this will be explored during Fox Footy broadcasts across the season.
>Disposals inside forward 50 and pre-clearance plus shots on goal are excluded from this measurement.
>In general, the quicker you go, the more likely you are to score - every team scores more moving the ball quicker.
>But you’re also more likely to concede scores and be opened up the other way if you move the ball quickly.

>>149410958
>>149410970
>As an example, in Geelong’s loss to Brisbane during Round 15, the Cats’ ball movement at quarter-time was the slowest they’d moved it in three years.
>It was a major strategic win for the Lions, who clamped down on the AFL’s fastest team. In fact the trend is for the Cats to play much slower in their last few games against Brisbane - perhaps that’s why the Lions keep beating them.
>Let’s look at a few theoretical sets of numbers and how we would describe those teams.
>Time 140, Distance 120, DTG 80
>This is a team that gets rid of the ball quickly, and goes long, but moves laterally rather than direct to goal.
>Time 140, Distance 80, DTG 120
>This is a team that gets rid of the ball quickly, but goes short and direct towards goal.
>Time 50, Distance 80, DTG 120
>This is a team that seriously takes its time with ball in hand, then goes short and direct towards goal.
>Time 50, Distance 130, DTG 110
>This is a team that seriously takes its time with ball in hand, but goes long and direct towards goal, typically taking aggressive angles.
>Time 110, Distance 120, DTG 110
>This is a team that goes quickly, long and towards goal, most typically going down the line.

>>149410937
Yes I have a plan to get rich but I wont be sharing it otherwise you may steal my chance at gaining vast amounts of wealth quickly.

not reading all that shit

>>149410986
>finding reading a few lines hard

I certainly won't be reading those posts

>>149411007
and?

even houses in random ass rural towns are overpriced
life is a total scam, they just want you to be mortgage loan pay pig for life in this country

You have to ask yourself two questions, “who am I?” and “how may I become myself?”

it's not easy under kalergi

>>149411018
trvke

Good questions

>>149411040
whats my one wood?
what do i stand for?

my one wood stands for yaz durrsma iykwim haha t

>Father and son arrested after huge brawl outside Sydney construction site
crisp father son tradie spastics

>>149411018
What if we convinced all of Australia to simply not buy any houses for a few months
They'll have no choice but to drive them back down :D

3 scoops of Sustagen and in absolute agony on the shitter a few hours later, every single time

tradies are rock apes

Who does tradie hater anon contact when he needs tradie work done?

>>149411212
depends on what work needs to be done m8 whats the issue?

Isn't it strange that in fairytales the villains are always women?

that's why they are fairytales mate

where does jew hater anon deposit his savings?

>>149411212
his mum's the one who calls

>>149411212
It's not just one guy. It shouldn't surprise you that """tradies""" are not as popular as they say they are.

>>149411264
oh it's you, you know stalking is against the law

Love bullying and beating up tradies

most of the work tradies do can be done yourself
anything else that you actually need them for there is people with brains involved like engineers, architects etc to keep them in line

strictly a logistics general

you wouldn't have the physical strength to perform my job, champ

tradies are a pack of dead set fuckin retards lmao

>>149411274
????

>>149411284
You'll do your electrical/gas work?

>>149411315
do you know what the word "most" means?

go to bed cunt you have to be up at 4am kek

Every single /afl/ thread this same anon shits up the thread with reeeeee tradies

It makes RC look like Shakespere

hate hate hate tradies just can’t stand em

Tradies are based as fuck you neet losers

>>149411323
It's Josh's latest grimmick

the gf

a lot of tradies don't finish high school this is why they aren't very good at basic stuff like english comprehension or math

>>149411323

there is at least 3 of us fuckhead

>>149411336
meant tredders is based as fuck

>>149411342
>math
foy

>foy

can just imagine you drooling like a retard with one hand on your dick whilst you use your other hand to type those 3 letters because you're just that lazy of a useless fucking retard to use both hands kill yourself

>>149411344
>there is at least 3 of us fuckhead
And? You all have the exact same lines of reeee tradies or posting that webm of the moped crash/fight
>>149411321
Even minor gas/electrical work by an unqualified person can lead to death/serious injury, if not burning the house down.

>>149411363
what is meant by "foy"?

>>149411344
>at least 3
you have way more personalities than that, schizo

>>149411367
ok see at the end of this sentence is a >>149411321 is a question mark "?"
what that means is i'm asking you a question.
The question is do you know the meaning of the a word in particular the word "most."

I understand you have comprehension issues but that's ok you're wiring up peoples houses so that allays all my fears of dying in an electrical fire because some DUMBASS tradie hooked it all up that didn't finish high school.

I haven't seen an RC post in quite a long time. He mustn't post here any more.

>>149411387
>accuses me of lacking comprehension when he didn't understand my post
Yes he said "most", meaning the majority of but not all, he did not say "all", meaning he thinks that there is some work that can be safely completed.

I clearly wrote "any" which covers the work not covered by his use of "most".

Also where's your evidence that a significant portion of tradespeople didn't finish highschool? What actual skills does Year 12 teach a tradesperson that they wouldn't learn at TAFE and on the job training?

>>149411388
He's been repeatedly banned and rightly so
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/username/Dr.%20Reality/deleted/deleted/country/AU/

>>149411426
Ah. Good.

>>149411426
fuck you are such a little nerd cunt

what got the tradetards riled up?

>>149411422
>What actual skills does Year 12 teach a tradesperson that they wouldn't learn at TAFE and on the job training?
GOTTEM

yeah bro yr11 and 12 basic math and english isn't important when you're fixing gas lines in a house

you can learn that shit in your 2 week tafe case course

There's nothing an ozito tool and youtube video cant fix

>>149411504
They do more than a two week course.

You clearly have no idea about the actual training that tradespeople complete

Uhhh
>Nick Daicos won’t rule out leaving Collingwood when his contract runs out, though he says he’s “very happy” at the club right now.
>He could become the game’s first $2 million man on his next deal and his exit ties in nicely with the looming introduction of the Tasmania Devils.
>Speaking with The Age, Daicos said he would be open to offers when he becomes a free agent after the 2029 campaign.
>“I’d never rule anything out,” Daicos said.
>“It’s hard to picture, obviously, it’s so far away – but I’m very happy at Collingwood now.”
>Daicos has a connection with ex-Pies list manager and Tasmania recruiting boss Derek Hine.
>“It hasn’t crossed my mind that much. Tassie are a little while away, Hine has gone there which is great for him and obviously, his connection at Collingwood,” Daicos said.
>“I’m sure he’s scouting some players that he wants, but I’m fully fixated on staying at Collingwood for now and this year, more importantly.”

Tradies are smarter than me. Im so dumb i couldnt be a tradie Im dumb as a rock, always have been. i lack the brainpower to do anything. I have no skills at anything unfortunately. And i cant be taught.

>>149411564
pies hit a cliff very soon and he goes to tassie
been saying it for years

>>149411538
oh he takes everything said literally because he's a zoomer and sarcasm is a thing that was outlawed due to political correctness

yes I understand it's more than just a 2 week tafe course aka it's an apprenticeship and you also attend tafe a few times a week during your apprenticeship doing tests and shit at the end of a semester

but discounting finishing high school as some unnecessary thing that isn't important when it comes to being a decent tradesperson is pretty funny to me

>>149411564
This is his agent talking. He's not leaving, just scheming for a bigger contract at Collingwood.

>>149411565
How did you get so retarded

mumza said I could stay up and watch the cricket for a little bit

new stat just dropped
https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-2025-speed-of-ball-statistic-explained-every-team-ranked-from-fastest-to-slowest-afl-ball-movement-stats-champion-data-numbers-latest-news/news-story/8e4894d20931117b3a3311bf98ba3a51

My mums dead and she ain't ever coming back

Mine's dead to me because she fed me ice cream for breakfast growing up

>>149411341
her hymen was chopped like the dinosaur

>>149411703
You fukken slowpoke you >>149410958

Tredrae is going to get booted from the port board.

Almost like there's one specific group of people that are above criticism

>>149411779
I'm seeing double... FOUR Kochies?!

6 beers deep and only getting started

>>149411779
finally a post about footy

Almost like conspiratards are always low iq antisemites

>>149411779
was tredrae talking about voldemort "he must be not be named?" I'm unfamiliar with what antisemitic means?

tredrea is 10x the player sheezel could ever hope to be

>>149411848
what does antisemites mean? how does that relate to afl?

>>149411898
Why are you comparing the two? They are completely different players with different skillsets and positions.

saad el hawli should have flattened harry sheezel
like just run through the cunt at the opening bounce, elbow up and all

>>149412152
Why? What makes you say this?

just don't like the cunt. simple as

harry 'shekels' sheezel mogs nick 'little nicky' daicos

It's quite astounding how little skill the average Australian has in cooking food. No wonder Uberjeets slop is so popular. No wonder the obesity rate it so high.

>>149412442
yah dadberg kept hearing vossy vossy vossy with increasing breathlessness coming from behind her bedroom door that night

>>149412442
two wholesome spastics

>>149412442
he looks more retarded than her

>>149412442
>she's 16
what are they putting in the water at fred

>>149413103
this but australia
swear they go from 12 to 19 to 37 in the span of 8 years

>>149412442
at least one vossy.is able to keep spastics happy

>>149413124
highly processed foods, maccas/fast food all the time + no exercise + the australian sun is fucked there's a reason abos look like that

when you're young you can get away with not taking care of yourself and still looking alright but so many people become adults having been taught fuck all about cooking and proper food and are sedentary social media addicts
you can't hide your lifestyle from the world it always eventually reveals itself in your appearance

I truly think the guy that cries constantly and say's he's evil and wants to die is an asio nonce that probably posts CP on this site and hopes someone kills him for it. He's probably seen the error of his ways but knows he's doomed himself.

>>149414768
well if a sadsack post turns up here with peru flag you'll be on to something

>>149414768
applied for doing it for free yet mate

>>149414807
nah i want him to do it to himself i don't want his soul on my shoulders i want him to double down and pooicide concreting his soul in hell

>>149414712
it's all the hormones they put in processed food like estrogen in the chicken and shit like that

was I being mean?

he's not me retards

>>149411779
Based South Australian Prussians.

>>149412442
giwtwm

good MOOOOning /afl/

>>149412447
I got quite good at it just from watching Gordon Ramsey and doing what he says

Good morning alf

Up and at 'em, or so it goes

nate caddys mum

i am so PUMPED for tonight’s BLOCKBUSTER of PORT ADELAIDE vs CARLTON

>>149419262
losers coach gets sacked

pretty high stakes tbqhwy

>>149419262
>>149419324

>>149419324
both coaches will be gone next year either way

Is he, dare I say it /our guy/?

>>149419692
no hes a massive boomer retard spouting vanilla fringe theories

>>149419713
Hello reddlt Melbourne cuck.

>>149419746
boring

>>149411376
it means "fuck off yank"

>>149411363
seppo bootlicker detected

>>149411388
it's micksperg with a trip mate

how will /afl/ cope when warren gets sacked? expecting a melty by people who have never held a job itt

fred sperg gf

im confused in all this
are we going for palenstine or israel

i don't give a rat's tossbag about whatever forever war the yanks are funding by proxy, i just want to talk about footy

>>149419692
Yes he is

liverking got hit with a restraining order and an ankle bracelet KEK

>>149419886
why do you project so much?
he already got sacked from another job for refusing the vax
its just the way the world is now

>>149419992
im not projecting im living in reality

>>149414712
>you can't hide your lifestyle from the world it always eventually reveals itself in your appearance

wrong

>>149420074
unironically better then sinking """legal""" alcohol every day

>matt rowell will be at geelong next ye-ACK!

no one said this

>>149420165
He's just making sure the suns will get more compensation

>>149420227
>Geelong is eyeing another young star to add to its midfield brigade with off-contract Gold Coast ball magnet Matt Rowell in the club’s sights, reports 7News Melbourne.

https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-trade-news-rumours-whispers-2025-matt-rowell-geelong-secret-meeting-in-2024-cats-keen-to-add-to-bailey-smith-and-max-holmes-clayton-oliver-chat/news-story/95387ce265f5e24587efebff7da6df98

>player agent uses fake trade news stories to get his client more money
how new are you?

>>149420338
i hope this is the case for zak butters because i am terrified of him leaving MY porties

interesting spin on it mate.

more like round shitsteen

>>149412442
female autists have such a good life compared to us

I blew my interview yesterday. Whoever the fuck told me to have an energy drink beforehand can get fucked. I was jittery and on edge and I couldn't think straight

why do they only call you an antisemite and then never provide answers or a counter argument

>>149421124
That's antisemitic

Keep up the good work Warren and keep speaking your truths and allowing others to speak theirs. I hold great admiration for you and I am an ex crows supporter, who no longer partakes in the bread & circus called sport. You're a good bloke

>>149421304
based

>>149421304
t. Pete and Mary from Adelaide oblast

lame now hes trying to distance himself from it.

would have more respect for him if he just doubled down on it desu

Jez can NOT win the Coleman

>>149421641
he's not wrong though
they just throw the word antisemite at everything and it sticks

Are Norf a sneaky chance against Hawf?

>>149422129
at near $6 I might have a crack at the overs for the roos

based turning $5 into $10 punter

projector virgin that you m8?

whats wrong with having a projector

i miss the way things used to be

time spent wishing is time wasted

can't wait for the fucking footy tonight lads!

matt rowell isnt even good lol

Elijah Hollands has played his last game for the Carlton Football Club.

>>149412442
>>149420929
You realise any woman that walks into a psych these days walks out with an autism and ADHD diagnosis right?
If they have children, they instantly get rubber stamped and hop on the NDIS train.
They also WANT to be diagnosed. Many such cases!

>>149423027
Got a source for those claims?

*dips my pen in company ink*

yummy yummy coffee

>>149423215
https://www.youtube.com/@ballsyshow

this place is shit when i'm banned

>>149423657
What did you get banned for?

>>149423696
i dunno the cowardly mod didn't link a post

>>149422853
finals?

thinking the tiges win over the crom here
just a feeling

>>149423757
It's mindblowing how retarded this jumper situation was, same with west coast vs richmond 2014 when west coast wore a white strip at home because richmond didn't have a clash jumper. I wonder how the afl even survives with such clowns in charge. But maybe you posted this image for a different reason

>>149424021
You're off your head mate

>>149424021
hope not because the crows are my selection for the gauntlet

shut the fuck up

>tfw don't have to watch the bombies lose this week

thinking how badly my igg finna get gaped

>>149424422
>>149424626
don't believe me at your own peril

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLUBLjPy8yz/

ylyl

did a 4 flush dockies

>>149414768
You think half the posters in this general are feds you spastic

>>149425987
applied for a promotion to special agent yet mate

there is nothing wrong with a high scoring grand final

>jewish council

>>149426097
as long as it's legal otherwise you give away a 50 metre to the other team

Caroline Wilson should be FIRED from CHANNEL 7! I watched her Monday nights doing Fake News. She should be IMMEDIATELY reprimanded, and then thrown out ‘like a dog.'

>>149425485
number 35 is nick daicos

can't stop farting and shitting

>>149426844
context?

>>149426860
walrus went outside, recently had (a) flu

Can't stop wanking and cumming

anyone here smart

me at 28 trying to fit in with zoomers

What are these birds called?

>>149426890
>recently had (a) flu
should've had he jab

>>149426962
Looks like nick daicos.

im a pro punter and i will give you my tips for tonight. rozee will get 30+ but carlton will win the game.

>>149426962
the west coast takahe

>>149426962
water-fowl

training tonight

>>149426962
The birds in the image are Purple Swamphens, also known as Australasian Swamphens or Pukeko in New Zealand.

>>149426962
one bird's goin' one way, the other bird's going the other way, and this posters like "whaddya want from me??"

might do something later

>>149427104
Why don't you meet a nice girl and settle down?

>>149427136
crisp jack silvagni

might study mabior chol's game so i can be a better footballer and better human

love me kino
love me padres
love me springsteen

>>149426844
Has the staff relapsed in his weight loss? He's growing again

>>149427189
which staff are you referring to?

Comfy Thursday night footy incoming. God I hope we get more crying carlton kids on the telly

>>149426844
should I get it and start posting things like this of myself? should i be putting myself out there?

>>149427153
i get a nice girl almost every night anon

>>149426962
i clobbered three of these dumb cunts back in my commodore, the dumbest of birds i tried to avoid em but they would always run back in the way lmao.

>>149427228
Straffo has been putting himself out there for a decade and is still a weird virgin so I wouldn't bother

iggsboomer vs commie poof this weekend
clash of the titans

didn't we all own a commodore at some point? or am I forgetting most of us are NEETspastics?

>>149427281
not me i didn't

is commie poof related to commodore?

>>149427321
no but alfa romay

>>149427281
I owned a 2008 ve Commodore. I put the spoiler on it for the extra downforce. Fuck I was cool

>>149427281
Nah never did but I've had a lot of shitboxes. I'm tempted to buy a manual VF SS to keep forever because that kind of car is never coming back. I've had:
>Hyundai Excel (the old boxy one)
>Kia Sportage (old one)
>VW Polo
>Lexus IS300, GS460
>Toyota Crown, Hilux
>Mini JCW
>Honda Jazz

i inherited a vl and the engine blew up
not a hoon, the engine just blew up

crows fan btw, not a camry crow though, a corolla crow

luv sammy, simple as. The afl and our country were far better when it was run by people like him.

do you guys like my mouse's painting? he's very proud of it

>>149427434
If I see that cunt in my house I'll be putting out the cheese baited rat traps again

>>149427434
Looking good mate

wahhh wahhhh dont tag our best playerrrr just let him btfo youuuuu

Port Adelaide
Sydney
Gold Coast
North Melbourne
Collingwood
Adelaide (117 pts)
Fremantle

>>149427493
all this talk is so overblown
bro isnt even that good, literally just farms disposals and rarely has impact

>>149427507
change to richmond 117+ and you might be right

only 8 hours until the criggy starts

more of a toyota chad

i look like mr.bean and act like mr.bean.. people call mr.bean

what should i do

>>149427584
Learn another language, a musical instrument, cabinet making or chess theory.

>>149427493
macrae is a helicopter coach

There's a stranger in my bed
There's a pounding in my head
Glitter all over the room
Pink flamingos in the pool
I smell like a minibar
DJ's passed out in the yard
Barbies on the barbecue
This a hickey or a bruise?
Pictures of last night ended up online, I'm screwed
Oh, well
It's a blacked out blur, but I'm pretty sure it ruled
Damn
Last Friday night
Yeah, we danced on tabletops, and we took too many shots
Think we kissed, but I forgot last Friday night
Yeah, we maxed our credit cards and got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard last Friday night
We went streaking in the park, skinny-dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois last Friday night
Yeah, I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop-op, oh-whoa
But this Friday night
Do it all again
But this Friday night
Do it all again

>Learn another language, a musical instrument, cabinet making or chess theory.

>being monolingual

why are tradies so easy to scam?

meant football fans

>>149412442
based Voss with his people

>>149427493
not even the best player in his family. breathless Vic fantasy slop

Apparently 5AA have backed Warren Tredrae and will let him keep doing his commentary for port games on the radio station. Even port fans are going after him now online. The mere utterance of "antisemitic" gets people so terrified, so much that silent disapproval isnt an option you must be vocal and opinionated. Heaven forbid someone upset a jew. Fucking pathetic

the prodigy is a pretty good band

please help me... i need help

it's an interesting discussion

when is now?

nobody can help a man it needs to come from inside

The stars are aligning for a Port Adelaide loss tonight

>>149427738
thanks for your service.
ill make sure my children and future generations know of the great warriors of the culture war like yourself.

https://youtu.be/34KaIxIcuVU?si=BsFBFI7VPe3x7Byr

i have been wronged

the dog poo bin caught rain water. the plastic was about to crack under the weight so i had to tip it over the nearest tree on the front yard. now the whole front yard smells like a sewage factory.

i'm addicted to scrolling and refreshing

Port are just doing what Brisbane did last year. They've lulled the entire competition into a false sense of security and their run to finals begins now.

>>149427886
no port are just shit where as Brisbane were out of form

>>149427891
Port were out of form but now they've adjusted their gameplan to adjust for missing Houstan. They will win by 100 tonight.

>>149427905
ok

I hate how accepted swearing has become

lual is fucking wholesome.
ain't gonna tolerate anyone talking shit about my lual

>>149427800
the ones drumming up a controversy and witchhunt about "antisemitism" are the culture warriors you disingenuous poof

MATCHES in the 3.20pm AEST Sunday slot will start at 3.15pm AEST for the remainder of the season.

Games with a 3.20pm start time on Sundays are broadcast on both the Seven Network and Fox Footy and are intended to finish before 6pm, when Seven's coverage switches to its nightly news bulletin.

But several 3.20pm games this season have concluded after 6pm, delaying Seven's high-rating news broadcast.

After discussions with Seven, the AFL has moved 3.20pm Sunday games to 3.15pm for the rest of the season, starting with this weekend’s game between Richmond and Adelaide at the MCG

>>149427986
there are two sides you fucking retard and you happen to sit far enough in one side that you are blinded by it. fucking cringe underage b& wanker

Warren Tredrea is an embarrassment and a disgrace.

>>149428012
this but laura kane

>>149427946
same

>>149428012
yeah he's a fucking retard. do you think 5AA pay him in gold and silver coins? he's just a shitbird

Hands up if you are watching the footy tonight

getting paid in gold and silver coins would be gigabased

>>149428032
narh i will watch after the siren to see thelosing coach's execution

>>149428040
crisp super mario

>>149428012
This but a legend and based

just fucking lost my job because of that webm thanks dickhead

Luv tredders, sam and izzy.
'Ate commiepoofs.
Simple as.

All of you can go and get fucked for all I care.

yeah you heard him all of you can go and get fucked

the battle of the two teams I love to watch lose
I wish they could both lose tonight

>>149427281
i'm 31 and have never owned an automobile
got my licence at 19 and haven't driven since

big game tonight

>>149412442
Grim

https://www.afl.com.au/news/1350584/teams-star-hawthorn-hawks-james-sicily-and-james-worpel-out-three-big-name-melbourne-demons-dropped-joel-amartey-injured

FRIDAY, JUNE 27

Sydney v Western Bulldogs at the SCG, 7.40pm AEST

SYDNEY
In: J.Lloyd, O.Florent
Out: J.Amartey (hamstring), R.Bice (omitted)
R15 sub: Riley Bice

WESTERN BULLDOGS
In: J.Johannisen, R.Sanders
Out: A.Treloar (calf), J.Dolan (omitted)
R15 sub: Buku Khamis
SATURDAY, JUNE 28

Gold Coast v Melbourne at People First Stadium, 1.20pm AEST

GOLD COAST
In: A.Sexton
Out: N.Holman (omitted)
R15 sub: Nick Holman

MELBOURNE
In: M.Jefferson, K.Tholstrup, H.Sharp
Out: J.Lever (omitted), C.Windsor (omitted), J.van Rooyen (omitted)
R14 sub: Xavier Lindsay

Hawthorn v North Melbourne at UTAS Stadium, 4.15pm AEST

HAWTHORN
In: C.Mackenzie
Out: H.Hustwaite (omitted)
R14 sub: Changkuoth Jiath

NORTH MELBOURNE
In: W.Dawson
Out: C.Comben (shoulder)
R15 sub: Zac Fisher

Collingwood v West Coast at Marvel Stadium, 7.35pm AEST

COLLINGWOOD
In: C.Dean, C.West
Out: B.Frampton (calf), B.McCreery (hamstring)
R15 sub: Lachie Sullivan

WEST COAST
In: B.Hough, J.Shanahan
Out: O.Allen (leg), T.Dewar (hamstring)
R14 sub: Clay Hall

already walked a heap today but had a late coffee so might have to go for another walk anyway

>>149428181
lock this psychopath up

>>149428181
stay the FUCK at home

>>149428181
based Johnnie Walker

I am officially 150kgs.

>>149428206
i am about to lose 20kg today from shitting 3 times

>>149428206
Crisp RC

>>149427996
is this vic games only? idk if wa/sa teams have games in that slot

>>149428219
AEST Time slot bozo

FIENDING for some COCK in my ARSE

the joke is homosexuality and gay sex

This is a top 10 goal of all time

>>149428238
You giving me a hand, or should I say cock, mate?

the joke is persisting with pretending to be gay in an afl thread

>>149428240
Crisp Judd

>>149428132
If you have to get another one whatever you do don't drink an energy drink

>>149428240
if he was indigenous no one would care as they do this every match

>>149428244
Who said anything about pretending, big boy?

>>149428240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryIKgFZftyY
peak judd > gaj

bloos should have sued iggs for wrecking juddy's shoulders in the months leading up to the trade

if i were coach i would NOT have my players run around for 40 minutes expending their energy before the game even starts

>>149428265
Who gets sued for wrecking his groin? That’s what really destroyed him as a player.

>>149428256
man that stagg chili, I was alternating between chucking my guts up and squirting shit out of arse, only time I ever had food poisoning like that in my life.

>>149428274
bec

thinking about traveling. any destination recs?

>>149428277
Used to polish these off as an after school snack. Dadza used to call it a pig’s breakfast. Don’t reckon I could put one away these days.

>>149428256
Peak judd is the best midfielder I've ever seen, shame it only lasted a few years

>>149428286
looks like shit

wish I could go clothes shopping with Nick Riewoldt's body

>>149428292
he was really unstoppable in those years tho.

>>149428286
>>149428277
i was a big and chunky man myself until they started putting in 50grams of meat in it used to come out of the can like wet dog food

>>149428286
what if you cracked an egg in it then heated it up

>>149428309
The ravioli used to do the same. Was grim viewing, but I still ate it.

Why can't players kick this far anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OMxe-_fstk&ab_channel=guusyiddink

I went through my chud phase when I was 19 and my gay phase when I was 21

>>149428331
kek what an ugly ass fucking faggot bitch

>>149428331
embarrassing
dad should have thrown him off the west gate on the drive home

>>149428331
>>149428338
>>149428346
Sickos. Complete sadistic cowards. The lot of you. Do better.

>>149428327
for me its clint bizell's almost game winner on the siren

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mMtj4JSCLs&ab_channel=AFLGreatestMoments

>>149428328
Predicting the future, lad?

>CLINT bizzel
phuark thats a players i hannay thought about in a while

>>149428361
oh youve fucking done him there

I used to cry sometimes when my team lost when i was a kid too

I was a real crybaby as a kid for some reason, like even up to age 13 and I would sperg out and cry for some stupid reason

>>149428395
well you gotta learn emotional regulation some how

Tredrae IS commentating on 5AA

Hopefully we get some conspiracy theories

need someone to call 5AA and compare both these shit teams performances to the holocaust, absolutely non-existent

grrrr i just want the god damn footy to start already!!

>>149428413
needs to be done subtly or they will just dump the call

>>149428413
Why don't you do it?

>>149428418
number is blocked from various other shitpost calls

>>149428421
bullshit

just woke up lads, did i miss the never tear us apart?

>>149428418
i am deathly afraid of phone calls

>>149428433
Wanna practice with me?

i'm toby and i called 3aw once and they blocked my number

WE CAN CRINGE

FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

>>149428395
too much sugar not enough physical activity

>>149428331
looks like a future glass didgeridoo enthusiast with that stupid trashy haircut

crunge

AND YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE

go blues
don't let me down

>>149428421
based pooey undies caller

why do they play that song? isn't it a love song?

where the FUCK are the hooligans with the knuckledusters and flares

rooey just randomly yells sometimes, gives me a bit of a fright

two SHIT teams

still can't believe the vaxx killed warnie and nobody even cares

I feel like Voss is a good coach with a shit team. Too many tall cunts

>>149428465
didn't he die doing a poo?

>>149428417
>it just feels bad to be a port supporter at the moment, morale is down ya know? it used to sound like we had 6 million supporters in here screaming. but tonight it would be hard to imagine the 6 million existing, wouldn't you agree tredders?

>>149428465
and to think it was probably the flight to Thailand to see a cardiac specialist that did him in too

i'm a fat alcoholic chainsmoker
i'm a heart attack waiting to happen

>look at time and realised game has started
>5min in
>0-0
doesn't bode well

Port score the first goal

Can we get some hype in the chat?

>game starts
>scumpire gives a free to the poos for no reason
shan't be watching any more of this

I tipped carlton

FUCKING hell i hate matt hill fucking SCREAMING in my ear for what would just be a decent mark

>>149428495
same

>>149428501
You always seem worried mate, everything alright?

fuck i'm sick of matt hill finna switch to sen

>>149428512
I am listening to 5AA and Warren "if the 6 mil were real it would make my day" Tredrae

Matt did nothing wrong

We'll make it up to you in the year 2000
Build it up for you in the year 2000
Make it up to you in the year 2000
Build it up for you in the year 2000 with you

is it just me or is the camera work really good tonight?

Feels good to stop giving a fuck about this sport, been too obsessed for a bit

>1st quarter between 2 crap teams
>BT already calling like a fucking crackhead

my name? dante the demon killer

scumps already giving this game to port

>>149428529
I watch every game and don't support anybody

>>149428530
can't blame him i'd be doing the same desu this shit is boring

Suddenly half the faggots in this general love Warren Tredrea because he's heckin based and redpilled

They call me the "lone wolf" of /alf/

>>149428550
Ive always liked him, mate

Voss will be gone after tonight

i love tredrea because he helped my porties win their first afl premiership (along with their 36 sanfl premierships, making them the best team in the country)

oh god they're pooing again

>>149428559
*giggles loudly*

did the poos just do a hate crime on aliir and spray him with water?

>>149428565
>>149428565
>>149428565

Games already over. I didn't even get a chance to switch it on. Fuck dillo's afl.

>>149428550
ok so what

>>149428550
Liked him since he called bullshit on covid tyranny, you utter faggot