Thread 149410052

previous /hoc/: >>149404824

/hoc/ tuah and shit on that thang

next year is the year

yo

just saw bud, you'll never guess where

>>149410095
sup

>>149410094
Doubt

congrats to jen

>>149410214
Sad

>>149410214
holy pukeola

>>149410214
Did Kate make the cut?

>>149410233
>joe thornton
I'm sure Torts is overjoyed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3dZP3io-xc

Jen's a goddamned legend

>>149410325
Women should be banned from the hall of fame

>>149410325
For me it's Hayley Wickenheiser. Ive randomly saw her in town twice. She's based as fuck

she's a balding 35 year old

>>149410520
forgot pic because drunk

do female hockey players get retired by early onset osteoperosis

chugged the gatorade even though I told myself I would sip it

>>149410612
get quenched nerd

>>149410627
wish I had more

woke up in the middle of the night from a dream where someone was describing a harrowing book they read. all I remember was them saying that it was presented as a diary, the story was about a woman's slow mental breakdown and desperate attempts to fill the void, and that the entire final chapter was literally just 5 years of entries reading "fucked by [insert a different name here every time]"
what the fuck

>>149410661
must be your moms diary

>>149410661
sounds based and spooky

>>149410661
This is what the Diary of Laura Palmer should've been.

>>149410661
Whyd you read TRBs diary

ChatGPT says Atlanta should get a new name and logo

>>149410781
Thrashers is a stupid name anyways

>>149410325
Wow look at all those medals from those 3 team tournaments

Will Coyotes stuff be worth anything in the future?

>>149410808
kek my dad bought some "inaugural game" pins a couple years ago because he's convinced they'll be worth money.

>>149410823
Inaugural game for who? Hockey cards aren't worth shit either.

Deleting some webms

>>149410851
It's always the Sharks with the furry fans.

my nuckies WILL win the stan lee next year. screenshot this.

>>149410233

> " HONOURING "
This is why this shit keeps happening.

>>149411105
fleury would be in already if not for his rap sheet, gary would never allow it.

>>149411118
Hall of fame not the hall of chuds

> If McDavid went to the Panthers they would three-peat. Heck, they might even four or five peat. A trade to Florida would likely include Alexsander Barkov and then some, but it’s a small price to pay
Kek, as if Panties would ever do this. But this shit is what soilertards have to look forward to. For the next year, it'll be marnerjeet x 10. Pass the popcorn.

>>149411140
marner is going to be a knight, not a panther

>>149411140
McDavid will cripple whatever team he signs with

>>149411105
#3 and #10 can fuck off for sure.

>>149411147
Kek, as if Panties would ever want marnerjeet.

F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

Selling hockey stuff on Facebook market is mid, how do I get into eBay or Amazon?

>>149411140
Cope they're getting a deal done

>>149411159
#5 and #6 can be fucked off as well.

>>149410808
Don't see where the scarcity or the demand would be and the team might come back in ten years anyway

how many NHL players are lesbian do you think

Suomi

>>149411183
Marner, Makar, McDavid, the list goes on.

>>149411202
i hate to say it, but you are utterly correct in your assessment

>>149411193
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149411193
she's a good goaltender because she can have 1 eye on the puck and 1 eye on the pass potential

>>149411227
This. She might as well be doping

>>149411140
Looking forward to ((( soilers ))) complete implosion.

>>149411193
:)

Thoughts on the new Blues jerseys?

>>149411240
i can't wait to see Draisaitl get only 15 points next after McDavid leaves

>>149411251
Good, that might finally trigger a final solution in edmongolia.

>>149411193
yjk she gives a wicked handy

>>149411246
Left would nicely complement a flames home jersey.

>>149411246
worse than what they had before IMHO

>>149411246
Buffalo west

>>149411118
Yet Roenick got inducted

Who's going to beat Treliving's offer of 36 million?

Is Suter gonna retire?

>>149411304
his controversies were less chud-adjacent so he was allowed

>>149411308
biz is just fulfilling his gary mandated role of laffs superfan retard who spreads nonsense rumors then gets humiliated when they don't happen

Treliving is the worst gm in NHL history.

How bad are the >rags gonna be next season?

>>149411335
miller is going to put up 250 points I guarantee it.
every single point will be an unassisted goal.

>>149411320
I dunno his prediction that Ekblad would re-sign for 3x3M seems like it comes from a sane mind

>>149411343
This but Dummy.

Shut the fuck up chambers

>>149411343
Wow K'Andre's gonna be that good on another team?

>>149411368
please... k'andre is for the birds

The Edmonton Oilers and Florida Panthers have been fighting for so long and so hard that they don't even know what the FUCK they are doing!
You understand that?

Any rumblings of Marner today?

>>149411399
all my marners been bloody last few days

Had the worst marner ache a few days ago. I lost 2kg in mass after

>>149411406
You good bud? Maybe see a doctor about that

>>149411416
i'm choosing to ignore what my marner tells me and carry on as normal

>sign and trade player
>cancel the trade after they sign
Why hasn't anyone thought of this?

>>149411444
Feel the NHLPA might have a REEE

>>149411450
the 'pa is feckless as shit

>>149411444
You can't commit fraud in the NHL unless you're that one guy who owned the Islanders in the 90s

brad and benny getting laff fans hopes up just to re-sign with the kitties

>>149411487
Was he the guy who brought in the microwave fish stick logo?

What is to stop a GM from signing McDavid to league min, but then also just merely "gifting" him 20 million dollars per year? I mean it's legal right? You are allowed to give people money so

>>149411520
The WNBA team in Vegas does this but it's hard to enforce a salary cap when the players are making math teacher money

>>149411246
yuck
too swedish for me

>>149411536
>t. finnish

>>149411532
Ah, true enough

Blues vs Flames is the most kino jersey matchup in the league though

This is the best jersey of all time
Don't prove me wrong case you can't

>>149411582
it's very dated but i loved it when it came out
i think blasty came out the same year

>>149411582
You should get a slow death in minecraft

>>149411600
Bet you prefer boring blue or white jerseys

bud and mitch... 1

How are you preparing for the exciting event that is the NHL draft?

Me? I'm getting some of the boys (and one girl) over on Friday evening. We're gonna watch pic related, crack a few cold ones, order some 'za and war game our respective teams draft options before it starts.

>>149411698
I'm gonna sit in my room depressed while trying not to cry cause my life is meaningless and I don't know what to do

>>149411698
my team doesn't have any picks and they aren't doing it at the sphere so i don't care

>>149411701
think of bud

>>149411701
just drink the pain away

bud the 1 away

Flyers customer here, do I even bother watching this coming season or try again in a few years?

>>149411759
you guys just got one of the most talented tiktokers in the league

bother watching bud

bud's 1 lead to trb freaking out and going to the doctor for a shot

>>149411698
When you gangbang her make sure nobody records it so she can't pretend she's got raped.

>>149411841
>got raped.
reminds me of trb

which hockey player is this?

>>149411701
Why do you feel your life doesn't have any meaning fren? /hoc/ cares about you

Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs

>enter /hoc/
>see Samir still obsessing about TBG
>close /hoc/

>>149411899
>>149411908
>close /hoc/
something trb (you) will never do

>>149411908
Samir needs another queer to queer off with.

>>149411922
how much did your shot cost?

>>149411899
Good morning!

Do the sens trade Brady? No way he signs a new contract there

>>149411869
First name that came into my head was Ken Dryden so Ken Dryden
Idc that he was a goalie

>>149411246
great

>>149411941
nah they waive him. oilers pick him up, and next season he has to fight, and kill, his brother in the SCF. kino.

>>149411698
I wish I had friends to watch hockey with. Or friends in general

>>149411941
Send him to >rags

When does next seasons schedule get announced?

My femSensies fell for the >finnish goaltending meme :/

>>149411556
it's true
>>149411582
gotta give it to pic related, I'd probably buy and wear one if it didn't make me feel like a cheating spouse. (why can't my team have a good jersey...)

>>149412027
You have google

>>149412034
>yellow
>the colour of piss
Ew

>>149412031
looks like a literal retard

>>149412031
Always keep an eye on both forwards on a breakaway

>>149412039
No shit. Couldn’t get a straight answer and wondered if any of you retards knew.

>>149412067
It comes out in July. You have google.

>>149412068
Google said June or July. That’s not definitive nor was there a date included which I why I wondered if any of you retards happened to know

>>149412034
who is your team

wordle in 3 lads

>>149412076
July. Shut the fuck up.

>>149412067
>Couldn’t get a straight answer
absolutely can't stand when Google pulls this, basic question and they give you the run around, make my blood boil if I'm being honest

>>149412092
Which Google would give me a reach-around to be desu

>>149412080
4 for me and I failed connections :(

Any word on where Marner is ending up?

>>149412127
What the...

>>149412163
Mine was deposited in the toilet this morning

>>149411118
He’s right you know

>>149412163
>rags

>>149411118
Many such cases

>>149411246
I like it

>>149411406
LTIR is awaiting you.

Ain't it weird the team with the most Cups is French?

>>149411582
More soul than today's boring jerseys

>>149412387
Red Wings looks like opera glasses. Blackhawks looks low effort as shit.

>>149412387
rangers > bruins > hawks > wings > habs >>>>> leafs

>>149412463
who the fuck are they

>>149412387
It's been 58 years.
>laffs

>>149412387
wings>rags>bruins>hasb>blackhawks>leafs
I don't know why the leafs one just rubs me the wrong way

>>149412501
Child actors

>>149412507
>don't know why
because it's just shit. not a failed attempt even. just a huge no effort marner

>>149412463
gary has apparently asked the teams to do this sort of shit to make the new draft format more appealing

Mighty Ducks isn’t even a good movie the only reason hockey fans pretend to like it is because there’s a shortage of hockey movies in general. I’d argue the only half decent one is Mystery Alaska. The last 20 minutes of Miracle on Ice are good but the rest is boring as fuck

I drank too much milk last night (it was about to expire) and have already taken two marners today

>>149412507
a centennial logo without the team colors. makes no sense

>>149412507
its because it doesn't even feel like it's celebrating a centennial. the ones with the banners get the point across even if they're pretty basic. red wings also just has the "100" on it but for one it actually looks retro and for another it cleverly incorporates the team logo. the leafs one looks more like a reused asset from some twitter post about their 100th goal of the season than anything else.

>>149412387
I like the red wings logo the best

>>149412559
Anon
Slap Shot

>>149412622
Slap shot is good too ig but the bar is very low that’s the point I’m making.

So will the islanders actually try to get Hagens too? would they want to fuck up their short term future just to pick up Schaefer and him?

>>149412559
>I’d argue the only half decent one is Mystery Alaska.
Beg your pardon?

Why doesn’t Gary finance a hockey film or two? Surely he has the connections

/hoc/ should make a movie

>>149412683
That’s literally the worst one

>>149412696
gay porno starring trb?

>>149412696
>A failed lawyer (Jon Bon Jovi) uses credit cards to finance a women's ice-hockey league.
That’s basically what /hoc/ would’ve come up with

>>149412714
No, a hockey movie silly

>>149412689
that's what disney was for but they got bored

business idea:
movie about a hockey playing beaver

>>149412696
Hitler On Ice

>>149412696
Wolf of Wall Street style Gary Bettman biopic

>>149412773
bobr

>>149412796
will it also have a seen where he's tripping balls on quaaludes

Maybe a documentary about /hoc/?

I wonder how many kids signed up for football after seeing Remember the Titans or Friday Night Lights

Why aren't my Jackies making any moves?

>>149412858
nobody is making moves until the draft night (or thursday)

WHAT'S NEW SCOOBY DOO
WE'RE COMIN AFTER YOU
YOU'RE GONNA SOLVE THAT MYSTERY
I SEE YOU SCOOBY DOO
THE TRAIL LEADS BACK TO YOU
WHAT'S NEW SCOOBY DOO

I don’t really understand why the Amazon Faceoff series premieres in the fall. Last year and this year. Why not the summer to fill the void? You’d think Gary was trying to hide the league from the world.

>>149412696
Goon

>>149412899
because the fall is when the season starts

>Evander Kane to the Canucks
Amazing salary dump

>>149412939
Who has a more recent Cup Islefag?

>>149412960
Poor Little Swede Boy
Should have just gotten along with Miller, now you're going to get #BLACKED

>>149413001
The last thing a ranger fan should talk about is cups

>>149413001
>my 30 year old cup is less embarrassing than your 40 year old cup
the absolute state of new york

>>149412960
This will for sure help their locker room drama problems

tendies in the oven btw

>>149413008
I can shit on the Islanders all I like

the isles and rangers having the same amount of Cup wins despite the latter being 46 years older is pretty crazy

>>149412858
Retard

>>149413065
and we can shit on the rags for getting gifted multiple top picks and squandering them, wasting HoF careers of Lundqvist and soon Shesterkin, failing to draft more than one player with more than 60 points since 1993 (Kreider), and only having one cup since 1940 (which they also should've lost).

>>149413074
Shit teams for retards will do that to you

WE
GOT
KANE

why the fuck would vancouver do that, jesus christ what are they thinking

Where are the trades Gary

>>149412960
>vancucks plagued with lockerroom issues all year
>bring in Kane
KEK. They basically just threw a grenade right in the locker room

>>149413125
Somehow Jim Benning returned

Or it's Kane being a retard and he cornered himself to basically being traded to them or some shithole team

There has been considerable and reputable speculation within the Edmonton community that Evander Kane was arrested last summer in connection with cocaine. Many people locally believe the Oilers covered it up while he attended a rehabilitation facility during the regular season and no physical injury existed.

>Kane to Vancouver to free up Oiler cap space
>Marner to Edmonton

>>149412960
Understandable from an Oilers point of view.
Unbelievable from a Canucks point of view.

>>149413235
why would the canucks sign an ape?

>>149413250
Beats me, this is shockingly retarded even by Canuck standards

>>149413235
Would be fucking hilarious if true

>>149412290
>misinformation

VAXXIE VAXXIE
HEART ATTAXXIE
TOOK HIS JABS
AND WORE HIS MASKIE

Trade details:

To #Canucks:
Evander Kane

To #Oilers:
OTT 2025 4th Round Pick

No salary retained, Edmonton clears $5.125 million off the books.

What is the return for Kane?

>>149413308
Retarded.

>>149413311
cap dump

i need more girls that look like this

>>149413308
hol up this straight up racism

>>149413308
>giving up a pick to receive a cap dump
Nuckiesbros?

>>149413308
>Old Yeller your team for the low, low cost of a 4th round pick! Click here to learn more

>>149413336
gimi

>>149413353
I miss the winter

>>149413308
It's almost slave trade territory.

>>149413333
I see.
Also, quads.

lol

>>149413347
Hes coming home

what if they use that pick on an absolute hidden gem though

He knew

>>149413308
So why the fuck didnt they do that to keep Holloway or Broberg?

>>149413473
whens the last time a 4th rounder made a big impact?

>ESPN confirms the on-air talent for the NHL Draft on Friday night. 7-10pm eastern.

>Host is John Buccigross. Kevin Weekes, Emily Kaplan, Leah Hextall and Meghan Chayka will join in from LA.

>>149413561
>talent

>>149413561
Will somebody pwease stream it because it might not be on Onhockey

>>149413534
Youd be surprised

>>149413203
>the Edmonton community
So a bunch of inbred retards?

>>149413561
>Kevin Weekes, Emily Kaplan, Leah Hextall and Meghan Chayka
Thats a mute from me

I've heard that the Flyers are pretty much going to draft O'Brien

>>149413013
Come on
>my 30 year old cup is better than your 4 42-4K year old cups

>>149413534
Jamie Benn was a 5th round pick

>>149413308
Jen this is a get the fuck off my team you classless pos whose PIM lost us the cup trade

>>149413561
Will Emily dress cute or gaudy

Is it controversial to say that scouting never recovered post covid?

>>149413682
more like the junior leagues have all been fucked up

>>149413478
Yeah, what a shock that ((( soilers ))) benefit from a questionable deal. Gary's not giving up on that shit team.

>>149413687
Yeah that too

>The New York Islanders will not be trading the No. 1 pick at the 2025 Upper Deck NHL Draft, general manager Mathieu Darche said Tuesday
>“I'm not trading the one, but you look at everything, right?” Darche said during his pre-draft media availability. “Teams are calling you about various options. Every time you hear something might be going on, you call a team, and my job is to do my due diligence and see what's out there. Every single day, I'm trying to improve the New York Islanders.”

>>149413718
why would you entertain the idea of trading the first overall either way?

>>149413723
Because this draft class is shit

>>149413728
You have the choice for a guy who helps your defense or offense. Given the islanders talent is awful after like 4 players, i do not trade that pick unless the Sharks/Hawks give me a good prospect or two back

All defenseman drafted 1st overall:

2021 Owen Power

2018 Rasmus Dahlin

2014 Aaron Ekblad

2006 Erik Johnson

1996 Chris Phillips

1995 Bryan Berard

1994 Ed Jovanovski

1992 Roman Hamrlik

1982 Gord Kluzak

1979 Rob Ramage

1976 Rick Green

1974 Greg Joly

1973 Denis Potvin

1967 Rick Pagnutti

1966 Barry Gibbs

SOUR PATCH KIDS 150Gram package has been opened, I have allocated my work tasks to my underlings, I am ready to HOC on the company dime.

>>149413748
All shit

Someone at work just tried to use me as therapy because they shit themselves and the mini .
Figured I'd pay it foward here since Mitch Marner

>>149413748
is owen power even good? im a sabres fan but i stopped watching the games years ago

>>149413766
ekblad's good when he's allowed to have his funny juice

>>149413782
Meh. Not great but the guy is clearly on a bad team. Dahlin is much better.

>>149413748
how many norris trophies?

>>149413782
Power is straight up asscheeks.

I'm going to assume this will be the top 10 draft order

1 NYI. Matthew Schaefer (D)
2. SJS. Michael Misa (C)
3. CHI. Anton Frondell (C)
4. NYI (trade w/Utah) James Hagens (C)
5. NSH. Caleb Desnoyers (C)
6. PHI. Jake O'Brien (C)
7. BOS. Porter Martone (W)
8. SEA. Radim Mtrka (D)
9. BUF. Roger McQueen (C)
10. ANA. Brady Martin (C)

>>149413830
>drafting an american first overall
this never ends up going well

>>149413830
Sharks should consider Frondell

>>149413832
zoomers really dont remember how good patrick kane was

>>149413860
yes you have to goto the 2000s to find an example of someone who wasnt garbage

>>149413840
I think that's a genuine consideration right now but Misa seems like a safer bet at the moment.

>>149413832
schaefer is a leaf

>>149413865
its the only one example

>>149413871
that is nice, the draft hasnt happened yet has it

>>149413886
There's still enough time for Schaefer to defect to the United States.

>>149413901
sure
but then he'd be garbage

>>149413748
Sad

>>149413830
>desnoyers

>>149413886
And Schaefer is basically the first overall pick.

>>149413947
>basically
nice cope

>>149413748
You now remember Roman Hammer Lick

>>149413947
Misa

>>149411961
He doesn't want to go to some shit place like Edmonton. He want to play for a sunbelt team

>>149413955
Islanders have zero interest in Misa.

>>149413967
Because their retards

>>149413967
they should consider how few goals they scored last season

>>149413978
Their blueline is stuck in the 2000's. They would benefit way more from a Schaefer than Misa.

>>149412501
The guy is a doctor on a cruise ship

>>149413996
6 years from now maybe
trade for developed defencemen
much more reliable

Afaik Misa has no major flaws but no major strengths. And he can't backcheck according to /hoc/.

Y’all are so scared of the Canucks now that we have kane.

>>149414008
oops, the prior general manager fucked them into having zero flexibility with trading for that kind of defenseman! we needed to put M-NTC's on every defenseman because trotz was the only reason the team looked fine!

My islanders will draft James hagens, he’s from Long Island.

>>149414023
what ever happened to stay scared m8 posting

>>149414023
N

Islanders will trade for Matthew coronato with the first overall pick he’s from Long Island

>>149414023
at least he cant chimpout in the finals next season

>>149414028
yeah that doesnt change anything
they have the same problem if they try and develop a prospect to take over a slot

>>149414048
then they're damned if they do, damned if they don't.

>>149414044
lol kane is taking pussy finns out this final on Vancouver bitch

>>149414068
which is why they should draft someone who can score

>>149414009
isnt there a swede who is like 6 foot plus and 210? the only good draft pick will be that guy

>>149414088
That's Frondell best shot in the draft too but Schaefer remains the favourite

>>149414088
not chara 2.0 in ratem?

>>149414087
Then thats why they probably end up trading up again for Hagens. They don't like Misa and he isn't exactly that good even compared to Frondell

>>149414104
stop drafting defensemen

This is the worse draft in modern nhl history.

>>149414113
Retard

I'm picking the big Minnesota high school football kid and the big Chinese kid, and then I'm agitating for another lockout and rules changes that make the game suck shit again like it did in the early 2000s

>>149414123
I’m a hockey expert.

i see 4 good players
McQueen
Horcoff
Frondell
Prokhorov

save this post

It's up
https://youtu.be/QSdLY1TwYOo?si=T92A3m3MHutMftsf

>>149412387
where are the sharks?

>>149414102
oh maybe I was only looking at forwards.

>>149414111
Im not the scout you retard

Why doesn't Gary do a summer league? He's not thinking about his investors' ever-deepening pockets that must be filled with shiny coins. This is gross negligence.

>>149414144
He’s a dumbass sometimes
>muh Canuck locker room is le bad

Good job spreading that rumour shannon. If you actually follow hockey you’d know that the situation has been dealt with and miller the cause is gone.

imagine drafting anyone shorter than 6'4 and weighing less than 200 pounds. Crazy to me.

>>149414150
He likes for his goys to have some time off

>>149414033
It stopped being ironic and became absurd and horrific.

>>149414160
>i can go back to eating sugar now that they have cut my foot off
the fact that a guy had to be traded out of the locker room is an indictment on everyone else in that locker room, I know sports is hard for vancouver creatures.

>>149414182
Morning samir

>>149413804
3

>>149414190

>Samir mentioned. I'm in.

>>149413748
Islanders fans are saying Schaefer is the next Denis Potvin

>>149414167
Is that why Gretzky wasn't drafted?

>>149414225
Nobody has said that

>>149414203
You can feel the tears coming out of the >soilers fan who made this

Great, great. Now show me Oilers record before three (3) 1st picks and McCuck

>>149414225
They were also saying Cole Eiserman is the next bossy lol

>>149413756
I need underlings to do my job

>>149414129
yeah? name every hockey player

>>149414203
oilercels still be seethin'

>>149414241
>>149414266
>trades a connsmyth winner for a second round pick
>trades tkachuk for a bust
>only 8 playoff wins in the last 35 years

>>149414259
funny enough mine are all cute asian girls too.

>>149414284
oh the oilers be bubblin

>>149414284
Zary getting dealt to the Lightning for pennies on the dollar is going to be hilarious

>>149414285
real asian or canadian asian?

>>149414266
That's our Samir.

Kinda craving a burrito right now

>>149413830
(myself)

Steve Ellis of Daily Faceoff is implying that the Preds take Porter Martone at #5, and it is "likely" a top 5 pick is traded at the draft.

Fans of the flames are delusional keep meming while I roast your shitty team.

>>149414327
>Two homeless crackheads arguing over who is the biggest homeless crackhead

Oh he's bubblin

Financebros, is it true that I need to stay 18 months at a job?

>>149414296
idk, they come from asia but have been imported here. They speak with accents

Flamesbros is it true we actually need to keep our players to win the cup?

>>149414284
>has to to back 35 years because that's the last time the >soilers won the cup
KWAB

>>149414346
You should stay 2 years at any job desu
If its early on and its not working out you could quit. If anyone asks it wasnt a good fit for either side

>>149414374
We have more cups buddy :)

Flames mentioned!

>>149414381
>we
What's your role in the Oilers' org?

>>149414396
Fans are apart of sports clubs and organizations. we literally keep them running with our money.

>>149411759
if they sign hart they will make the playoffs

>>149414379
Thanks. I’m in my late 20s but I have other ambitions

>>149414379
outdated cuck mentality, go to the job that pays higher

I have lots of cups (and glasses)

>>149412776
what would this cost? could we crowdfund it?

>>149414413
Good goy.

>>149414426
Just stash the money away and you'll have the freedom to do what you want

>>149414438
Recruiters are retards and will bin your resume on a glance. If you have a higher paying offer on the table, then sure take it, but fishing around comes back to bite you later. Besides 2 years isnt even that long anyway

>>149414413
so are you a season ticket holder tier 1 fan or are you a freeloader who watches on tv?

>>149414426
you need to get underlings, then you can get paid to post on hoc like me

>>149414475
if you have decent people skills and networking you can avoid recruiters altogether
i manage people who are smarter than me and have more experience but are socially awkward and believe all the little "rules" that HR talks about

>>149414493
You and your underlings are very cute :3

still fighting a hangover

>>149413576
it will be on onhockey
i dont have cable anyhow but i could stream the nhl network sirius radio broadcast for everyone from my car

>>149414426
>late 20s
Anon it's over

>>149414514
You shouldn't drink on weeknights anon

>>149414532
but i'm an alcoholic

>>149414549
You should cut back

>>149414532
Do you have a better way to spend your offseason evenings?

>>149414567
i listen to kpop while playing halo reach

>>149413561
>overrated
>counterfeit $20 appreciator
>coin clipper
>nepobabby
>literal who
shant be watching, how is the canadian broadcast looking?

>>149414560
i physically can't

>>149414573
Being a kpop faggot is significantly worse for yourself and those around you than being an alcoholic.

>>149414285
>>149414362
"asian" does not include indian, smell profile is an entire world apart

>>149414560
are you trying to get him killed? If you are so ignorant you should shut the fuck up. He can die if he stops drinking. Did you even know that? No? But here you are offering 'advice' aka you know shit. Shut! The! Fuck! Up!
Hey man, Shut! The! Fuck! Up!

I'm so sorry >>149414549 you had to hear that bigot try to get you killed. You deserve a drink.

>>149414612
that other burger is an impostor. i am the alchy and i do not listen to kpop

>>149414625
yeah they are from korea and mongolia and china and shit, thats what asian means retard, it means asian.

>>149413748
>Denis Potvin

Kane had 12 points in 21 playoff games, skated well, but took retarded penalties for a soft pusy team with a dogshit PK. I'd take a year of that contract for a #4, if I had room to gamble and needed a thug.

>>149414632
thanks man

>>149414654
kinda mad the Flames didnt get him desu

Completed a hat trick of marners

Drinking is bad for you

>>149414567
Read a book :)

>>149414646
cope your underlings are indians, you are also indian

>>149414720
>retarded yankee says retarded thing yankeely
its a shame the south didnt win

i like to give interns impossible tasks and see how long it takes for them to ask for help

>>149414728
I am also indian you fucking retard

>>149414514
I fought the law but the law won

>>149414144
Buy an ad

no hockey today

>>149414736
I haven't had a single jersey sale today

What even is hockey exactly?

if you talk to chatgpt in ebonics it starts using ebonics to talk back to you, its neat.

Im gonna try it with hockeyspeak now

eating some beef jerky

>>149414739
SAAAAAAAR

>>149414789
Did you make it yourself?

>>149414780
Bubblin' coping planet retard speak

>>149414802
no desu it was just jack links desu

>>149414779
canadians figured out a way to make ice skating less gay but still pretty gay

>>149414900
Are you going to share with /hoc/?

>>149414736
You’re cruel >:(

>>149414703
Currently spending my evenings reading the Life and Narrative of David Crockett while sipping whisky (or taking a horn as Davy would say).

Toronto fans bitching about Tavares wanting to lave while getting zero bullshit is why the Leafs deserve nothing

>>149414973
Based

>>149414980
Thanks for the insight bud

>>149414961
why? it instills in them mistrust and skepticism, both of which are necessary to climb the ol corporate ladder

my fl yersies about to draft another bust ;)

Our summer intern is pretty cool. I'm pretty sure he hasn't done anything that people have asked him to do. I hope he gets hired

>>149415047
based, never become reliable at your job unless you want to get rewarded with more work

Marchand still not done trolling oilfags KEK

Lotta workshy grifters itt

Kek

>>149415060
I learned that the hard way

>>149415086
>NFT profile pic

>>149415096
If he can bully Pettersson off the team the way Miller couldn’t, he could end up being a local legend.

>>149414973
based Alamo rememberer

>>149415096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmBj8r1-fDo

>>149415060
Based I need less responsibilities at my job

>>149414988
Laves are shit, Samir.

smells like raped bitch in here

>>149415361
Open your windows and spray some air freshener

Ever since VGK emerged on the scene in the '17-'18 season, there has been so much "haters" from the fans of other teams. When they had the expansion draft and did it to perfection, people said, "Well, of course you're going to be good with an all-star team." When VGK made it back to the Stanley Cup in 2023, people were calling the fans "entitled," which, in any discussion, is a negative comment in my opinion. Seven playoff appearances in the team's first eight years, two Cup Final appearances, four final-four appearances, five advancements past the first round, and a Stanley Cup. I don't know if it's 13 or 14 seasons, but that's how long it's been since the Buffalo Sabres have gone without making the playoffs. Teams going over half a century without winning a Cup and Vegas doing it within six years of existence is an example of thorough, solid management and a management core willing to do what it takes. This isn't like baseball where there's no salary cap. There's a limit to what you can spend, so the whole Billy Bean logic from Moneyball about not being able to spend with the big boys goes right out the window. This leads me back to my post's original question: is this envy or is it the other fan bases getting their hate on?

where are the trades gary?

Didnt read

>>149415389
why you gotta throw shade at the sabres bro

>kane to the canucks
KWAB pettersson about to get bullied again

There's nothing wrong with supporting the Sharks

Why did the Canucks trade for Nigander Kane?

>Knies reportedly open to signing offer sheet, Red Wings among possible teams
hehe oh no leafies
no marner
no tavares
no knies
rielly sucks
matthews can barely score 30 goals anymore

>>149415541
Run it back bros...

>>149415541
kwab

>>149415465
Your laves and soilers are shit, Samir.

>>149414980
Tavares is 34.
Give him a two-year contract or he can leave.

>>149415541
They still got Dummy, the nog and the chink.

>>149415541
please let this happen

>>149415624
I'll see what I can do

>>149415624
>ded wongs begging for laffer scraps
too funny

>>149415589
He wants the Letang deal, except one year and one million more, because he's 34 and the cap is going up

Kane trade was fine, he was good in the playoffs and they're a bubble team with no options besides "run it back." People are talking about that trade like he has five years left on that contract

>>149415624
offer sheeting Knies when the red wings entire roster is mid isnt a good idea

>>149415670
Kniesisters... We're scraps...

>>149415721
Sacrifices need to be made to keep the >laffs down.

I could quite easily heem any anime poster

>>149415787
nobody mentioned anime at all

>>149415796
Yet I still posted about it

>>149415796
defensive about your anime pervert?

>>149415806
okay so go somewhere else

is wednesday the best day to go to the strip club

Robertson will definitely get traded. Hopefully not for Marner tho

>>149415796
>>149415816
thoughts on your victory over trb?

>>149415864
VPN off Samir

*whiny faggy voice*

"thoughts on your victory over trb?"

>>149415881
thoughts on your loss to bud?

I just heemed some closeted yankee and Im a fucking cartoon enjoyer, weak nation weak people heemed easily

>>149415886
Thoughts on taking your meds?

>>149415719
He took like 8 high sticking penalties
>>149415822
Probably Ekblad. These players who have played in a no-tax state usually sign or gets traded to another no-tax state team.

Button’s mock draft:

1. NYI: Schaefer
2. SJ: Misa
3. CHI: Frondell
4. UTA: Martin
5. NSH: Hagens
6. PHI: Martone
7. BOS: Desnoyers
8. SEA: Mrtka
9. BUF: O’Brien
10. ANA: Smith
11. PIT: McQueen
12. PIT: Aitcheson
13. DET: Eklund

15. VAN: Cootes
16. MTL: Spence
17. MTL: Zharovsky

>>149415942
thoughts on going to the doctor to beg for shots because of some memes?

>>149415957
I don't trust people who looks like this.

>>149415781
Wings have been sabotaging laffs for years. Shanaplan... Memecock... both of these clandestine operatives were sent in to create the pile of shit we see today. Thank them for their service.

Flamers are taking over this holy work now.

>>149415998
Yeah he's a pedo for certain.

>>149416041
just like my islanders

>>149415975
my blues are almost 60 years young

>>149415541
Not even Marchand can save that shit team

>>149415957
What happened to pick 14?

*achoo!*

>>149415541
Starting to get kinda risky by the Red Wings if their offer is in the 8m range or above. 29 goals, sure, but he did play with Matthews and Marner.

>>149416083
going to assume it was Bear

>>149416109
God bless you

A large bearlike animal...most likely a bear...

>>149415719
>kane was good in the playoffs
Good at being a massive liability and pr nightmare

If I start lifting, how long will it take me to get big and strong like /hoc/?

>>149415821
Why is that?

>>149415998
i met him in real life he's a real big boy

>>149416109
Gazuntite

can someone post the frog with the pink hat and then write: pink pony club, that always gives me a chuckle

>>149415957
We dont respect Button here

>>149416214
>string like /hoc/
Bed rest for the next 6 months

>>149416268
I like Craig Button and will tune in to hear his thoughts. A man whose not afraid to tell it like it is.

Flames thread?

>>149416299
Getting a little greedy no?

>>149416151
>>149416244
Thank you

>>149416120
If it's in the 8M range Leaffs will match and laugh. Leafs will 100% match anything below 9.36M

ncaa division 3 thread

>>149416307
just asking fren

NEW!
>>149416329
>>149416329
>>149416329

swedens poasts today have not been extreme dogshit like usual, whats happening

bought afi tickets