Thread 149412389

Get well soon Gus edition

NRL
>GAME 1
Penrith Panthers v Canterbury Bulldogs
7:50pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
CommBank Stadium, Sydney
2.19-1.68
>A huge clash to kick off Round 17 as the surging Panthers take on the top-of-the-table Bulldogs. The Panthers are on a three-match winning streak, capped by a stunning 28-18 victory in New Zealand against the Warriors without their Origin stars. The Bulldogs are fresh from a bye in Round 16. Their last outing was a solid 24-18 win against the Rabbitohs, and their form over the last five matches is impressive, establishing them as the team to beat. The Panthers are a transformed side with the return of Dylan Edwards, Nathan Cleary, Brian To'o, Liam Martin, and Isaah Yeo, who were all rested after their Origin duties. This injects world-class talent back into their spine and forward pack. The Bulldogs also welcome back their representative stars, with captain Stephen Crichton, five-eighth Matt Burton, and prop Max King all returning, adding significant firepower to their already formidable lineup. Since 1998, the Panthers have had the wood over the Bulldogs, winning 27 of their 46 encounters. Penrith had won five consecutive matches against Canterbury leading into the 2025 season, including a hard-fought 16-10 victory in Round 10, 2024.
Panthers 1-12 3.15
Panthers 13+ 5.30
Bulldogs 1-12 2.90
Bulldogs 13+ 3.30
Panthers +2.5 1.89 Bulldogs -2.5 1.91

Cheers Threaddie
ACL lad here. Guys, I've been cleared to run. The new physio did the trick. Apparently, the old one had an outdated list of requirements for me to pass and shit. Hoping i get to play touch when the season starts back up

doggies gonna smash the poothers are shit

>>149412389 (OP)
nuthreadcunt posting bean and gus connected to doggies uhhh ohhhh poothers bout to put 60 on the pretenders

Kenty reveals the dirty secrets of South Sydney @11m
https://youtu.be/sdVBgk0qJhY?&t=661

He better slow down he’s getting a bit chubby from the beers and starting to sound a bit like Alan Jones bitching about private sessions in public facilities

/v/ thread went well lads, the game is going to the top of steam charts now Big Ant understand the power of Chappo posting
>>>/v/713586985

I’ll probably buy it. Last on release vista I got was cfb and I was playing it like crazy on the ultimate team mode until there was some bug where I wasn’t getting rewards so I got angry with it, even put some strongly worded complaints on their site, and ragequit. I don’t buy packs, I grind and hunt whales and when I don’t get my stuff I’m understandably not going to play your game

Kek /v/ is so predictable

>>149418507
They didn't let Jetaya in this because her hair is so long it could hurt someone

We got a whole board on a string lads

LET'S TROT

>>149414674
Is there cross platform online? And if not what platform are we all getting on?

Only bet you'll need tonight.

>>149419284
The line is 2.5 now though.

>>149419284
Hope you win but you’re not going to have another meltdown if you don’t, right?

>>149419435
Eh it's a bonus bet if any legs fail so I'll be fine.

Penrith will win. Evil will triumph.

>>149419820
Kinda why I put line instead of H2H outright.

>>149419820
Are you implying the wogdogs are good guys or something?

Not sure if allowed to post. Recently moved to the Sunshine Coast with a job lined up, now here they no longer have the work. Am 31, fit, hard-working, and reliable. Have experience in kitchens, meat works, car cleaning/details, lawn and garden maintenance, welding, some construction knowledge, and am a qualified personal trainer. Will take any work and am willing to learn anything your willing to teach. Located Buderim and am available any day. Thanks.

Got 3 out of the 6 Maccas Origin cups lads

Video game leaks if any one missed it
https://imgur.com/a/bfV6Rqs

I could never get into sports games

I’d buy an /nrl/ RPG

Unfortunately, the clock is ticking the hours are going by. The past increases, the future recedes.ossilities decreasing, regrets mounting. Do you understand?

>>149422236
Got all six (6) of the QLD ones lad
Cost me $23

Imagine all the Sutherland qties ET smashed over the years

That's a lot of Perth Beards

My limit is 3 sentences per post, I don’t read anything past that.

>>149425096
200k Bears members!

>>149419251
Cross platform is in. PC obviously for modding.

Got a feeling ballwogs are going to lose

I have a feeling 1.70 for the wogs is the best free money you're going to get this year

>>149425096
Poogers permanently to Campbelltown. Poogans permanently to the Gong. Bears permanent Quokka food.

>>149423725
What are the minimum specs? Hopefully my toaster can run it.

Who do the fags in Leichhardt support then?

>>149427171

They have a child out there running around for them, big loss incoming.

>>149419284
Where do you find the "both teams to score 10"

>>149427335
It's under Total Points Markets.

>>149427360
thanks

>>149427241
Nothing published yet, but it's being released for PS4 and Xbox One, which are equivalent to a GTX 750/Ti from 2014.

Has anyone figured out how to use ai to predict game outcomes?

I mean if you could feed it useful statistical data it might see trends and insights that others don't. Maybe with Dave Middletons data set you could.

Also important to note that you will never have more data for your AI than the betting agencies have for theirs
Could probably get some better results out of hyperfocusing on a particular niche bet like goalkicking

>>149427455

Wow things are much further along than I expected. Bookies will be getting worried over the future.

NOT clicking that

>>149427486

Challenge accepted.

>>149427492
Based non virus enjoyer

>>149427660
Usually hate this trend but I'm okay with it Footy Dean related

Your tips. Remember to do them

>>149427853
>I've got a large quest for you anon

Hey lads panthers are going to win, i hate greeks :D

>>149427991
whats the issue with gayreeks?

>>149427853

This is what Addin Fonua-Blake would look like if he dyed his hair blonde and shaved his beard.

Poothers are morals tonight

guy who hasnt watched a panthers game since 2024: panthers finna win tonight

Dropped my phone while I was browsing grindr and dad picked it up. I’m not even a poof I just have sex with men because I can’t have sex with women. I told him this and he started fucking crying and said he can’t deal with me anymore. Pissed off to the pub and won’t answer my texts

>>149428210
You didn't go down to the pub to watch the game with pa?

>>149427916
There's a good rl26 vidya meme in there somewhere.

Should've scheduled Newcastle on Thursday night beanies round

really need penrith to suck a massive shit tonight, and hopefully injure a few origin players too.

I'm tipping Penrith

average qlder

>>149428038
Small brown freaks
>>149428210
Not me btw

>>149428343
>>149428352
i love polynesian women so much bros

Any football on tonight?

none of them are even good at dancing

>>149428368
>small brown freaks
to be fair that's roughly two thirds of the global population

>>149428414
this was my blackberry ringtone

don't forget to do you tips family xoxo
also don't forget to tell the ref to get fucked cause he's gonna try get the poothers the win

do they expect people to buy a new beanie every year?

>>149428488
Wow you are old

*buys a carrie bickmore beanie*

tbqh those purple beanies go hard

Chin looks dialed in, recon panthers win here

>>149428546
Shut up and consoom

he his leg doesn’t fall off the Chin finna win

>cleary will NOT be kicking goals
>hia fella NOT coming back

>player gets headknocked
>opposition grab him, insist he isn't ok
it looks like sportsmanship but really it's not

>>149428592
good observation

Imagine having a BALD incel as your fullback. LMFAO

da fuck are the touchies doing kek

fucking HATE short meme drop outs desu

this could be a fun game if the refs don't ruin it

don't like that stray elbow from the bulldogs

short meme drop out doggies try

GET THE FUCKING TRAINERS OFF THE FIELD

outside of Critta this dogs peem just lacks aura desu

>Joey giving Fuckwitta a wrap
>reckons you don’t notice him
holy fuck just goes to show what a braindead druggie cunt he is

fatrell is the aura master he just milks and oozes it

Burton always looks like he’s shit himself

wait since when is a wedgie a penalty

penalty
six more
try

Why is grant Atkins reffing wtf

WHAT A TACKLE

Belted him

it was an okay tackle Talagi didn’t have a proper handle on the ball which baulked his momentum

Both teams elite defence

I've done the math 50 is NOT happening tonight

FUCKWITTA TRYING TO SAVE THE POOTHERS

based Gee

KEKEKEEKEKEKE what a fucking idiot

BASED TOUCHIE

get your foot off the line montoya

why do the poothers always have 14 on the field (trainer) FUCK OFF

GAME ALTERING POO

Uh oh stinky

>great fucking game
>elite defence
>good grinding league
>poo
the poo needs to bugger off

Doggies win 18-12

>>149428860
leaguelet
the poo goes hand in hand with a intense grinding game

>>149428622
but enough about the dragons

>>149428879
you'd love poonion

Jenkins is one of those blokes if you're playing against him you just wanna punch him

Irish is one of those posters you just wanna punch him

>>149428886
I fucking hate yawnion cunt but you’d have to be the ultimate fucking cazzie to not know that

>>149428907
t. Jenkins' bf

a keen eyed observer may remark that the penrith panthers steep decline is directly corrospolated with the per-ratio of coconuts to other

THE POO CURSE REMAINS TRUE AND VALID

Ripper of a try
Poo curse forever enshrined

>>149428922
explain to me in 3000 words or less the logic of Samoa qualifying for the wc final

WOOF WOOF WOOF

>>149428926
>>149428863
>>149428849
>>149428855
>>149428929
How is the poo curse so accurate? It always happens. What’s the scientific explanation?

more like Ciraldo has the grouse steroid hookup. This bulldogs peem is full of mid players who have somehow turned elite over night.

>>149428945
i think perchance you mayhaps misinterpreted my statement

overnight in this context means over 4 seasons of recruitment and implementation of a new club coaching philosophy

>>149428956
Crighton is the greatest defender in the game today

FUCK POOTHERS

>pedref
>lose PEDs
>loses REFs
>lose

THATS MY FUCKING DOGGIES

Tracy YOU are a Perth Bear

>>149428947
Something something Goddess of luck dislikes taking the easy penalty and dislikes teams that do it.

Based whistling ad

>>149429108
>69 dissatisfied customers
IYKWIM

>>149429108
I had a cute eastern euro deliver my food a month ago.

lek shu cuz lek ayri fik cuz

dogs are gonna want to shake salt in the wound if they want to pepper their try line and win the season

How many more tries do we think the fullwogs will get?

>Sportsbet donating $1000 a try
>>149419284
Nice of you to help out
>>149428077
Thanks for nothing

tipped doggies 18+ lads

>>149429136
Is this Bogan?

>doggie customers are the most diverse in the comp
>is the whitest peem in the comp
hmmmm

>>149428343
The song they're dancing to repeats in its chorus "I ain't got no panties on" which is quite a compelling thing to imagine

>>149429191
imitation Lebstrayan

dogs looking petrolled

galvin is going to score a try isn't he?

nah not against the poothers

it’s the shallow cover defence they just can’t

what a boring fucking game

wonder where he leaned that

COMEBACK

>Y’all Ready For This starts playing
What is this? 2003?

Uh

GOAT play

Massive

>>149429274
slight difference, Cleary kicked it into Hunt whereas Cleary ran into the space Burton was going to kick through

CHIN

>>149427853
2 tippers as well as GG&NQC did not heed your message

>>149429274
QLD need to pick Dozer

>>149429274

as if you just pulled this out that fast.

yeah nah

When am I going to see the Isaiah Yeo intercept and 100m sprint try?

Remember to buy a beanie lads

Is Stephen Crichton the closest thing to a perfect athlete in the NRL? He's so wiry and agile

purple beanie just lost its appeal ladies

>Penrithwinslol
Didn't miss it desu

>>149429332
That is a double quarter pounder of a schnozz

>National Rigged League opinion

>close rest of game
>no further points
>3 minutes before full time bulldogs receive a penalty for some questionable offence from Penrith
>take the two
>8-8
>commentators yap on with the golden point narrative

Let’s see what happens

>Galvin gets the wrap
>clearly all Crichton
sad

>>149429369
If union wasn’t so shit I’d swap codes over golden point I hate it so much

>>149429374
see National Rigged League opinion above
>>149429369

GET THAT TRAINER A JERSEY HE'S DONE MORE FUCKING MINUTES THAN MOST OF THE PLAYERS

>>149429341
ever heard of Trell?

>>149429343
>>149429364
No need to be like that

>>149429341
Intelligent islanders are the most dangerous breed

>>149429406
>that cocaine smirk

>>149429412
this is highly suggestive

>>149429425
coomer

just over a week until the girls are back

Pony tails just do it for me lads

>>149429433
>>149429434
Good timing!

come on doggies just score its not that hard

could've been the try of the millennium

dammit that would have been sweet

Business idea: wait for >>149419284 to post their bet and then bet on the opposite

Not your style Irish

DRAG THE CUNT OFF THE FIELD

Yeah disappointed in you Irish

>Blazed Talungi
hwhat?

>>149429369
Won’t happen

Lame ending

>>149429539
It actually did happen but they Rigged it for Penrith instead

Was that "country roads take me home" popular before Fallout 73 because I had never heard it before that trailer

yay free points for nothing I love league its so fun to watch

>>149429550
yes

>>149429550
Souths use the tune idk why other teams are using it

>>149429550
Holy zoomer

He should waste time till the ref blows time off

HE MISSED THE POOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

looking at Edwards' regrowth hairline and we have the same hairline
is it over for me?

CAN ANYONE IN OUR STATE KICK GOALS FUCK

GWAN THE DOGGIES

>taking the zero points
>hitting the post
Elite strategy

Lmao

>to'o saying he touched it
based man of God

Bruh

GAME’S GONE SOFT
IT’S FUCKING WHIPLASH YOU COCKSUCKING FUCKWITTA CUUUUUUUUNTS

There is NOTHING fucking wrong with that tackle just whiplash

I don't think that was a high shot that was just a solid tackle
GAMES GONE _____

That's not high

Why didn’t they take the poo?

kek get fucked Poowogs

doggies exposed they're the foo fighters pretender

>>149429615
Because Burton posts here when he’s not playing

-ACK

>>149429615
Script writers read anon's post and decided against it

0/1 lads

Way to fuck it all up doggies

can’t believe you niggas tipped poowogs kek

Fuaaaark

>>149429369
>>149429369
>>149429369
>>149429369
It did happen. Bulldogs just chose not to take the kick.

Panthers are going to get their 5th in a row.

based Doggies refusing to go for golden point not once but twice

fuck I'm sick of the Panthers

absolute roidkino

No one is happy about this

>>149429643
>It did happen. Bulldogs just chose not to take the kick

Cleary won

>>149429666
He did

fuck the doggies btw

can we just have one year where the Panthers and Roosters fuck off?

1/1

The just world is where the Rooster and Storm contest the premiership each year. The evil world is where the Panthers monopolise it. Order is being restored.

Haha Bullwogs

Panthers fittest team .

they’re having better training in the off-season . In this day n age there shouldn’t be such a discrepancy in fitness . The difference is too much . it makes no sense .

the game is a faster game now . Ruck infringement rules are brutal and this is what DRAINS and Kills teams.

Some teams have adapted to this by making players fitter /some haven’t.
Wingers need to become forwards to help alleviate stress amongst the forwards


Clubs really need to be upgrading strength and conditioning .

Hyperbaric chambers for all athletes etc etc like soccer.

we shouldn’t be seeing such a discrepancy in basic fitness at this level. The top level in the nation.

I feel embarrassed as a passionate Lebanese rugby league supporter . I’m so embarrassed.

Dogs should've gone for the two out wide and then they get the ball back regardless so long as it goes dead

At this rate Panthers are cracking top 4.

>>149429696
>L x5

Stomach is in severe pain after second dinner. Shouldn't have had the Pepsi with the Red Rooster

>>149429711
nah, only if the Warriors lose on Saturday

raiders can take 1st place now, what a timeline

>>149429369
It was even a questionable offence from Penrith. They called it high but it wasn’t.

crazy that xerri is the one player in that game who's been caught roiding

>>149429725
>Red Rooster
>Sydney peem vs. Sydney peem game
So you’re telling us that you live on the wrong side of the Red Rooster line?

>>149429784
I live in Goulburn

>>149429725
take the poo

Literally have no idea who this cunt is on the couch with Matty Johns

>>149429799
thats hindy m8

*checks Red Rooster line map*
Yeah

/nrl/ is a Frangos community

>>149429672
There have been worse times. Between 1949 and 1971 every grand final featured St George and/or Souths

>>149429745
They have a good schedule from here, they should win the minor premiership

>>149429799
>couch
vpn off burger cunt

>>149429839
When are they opening the Dublin store?

>>149429905
*checks world map*
yeah, uhh, never

Widespread is the knowledge of Napoleon's famous erotic line to Josephine, "I will return in three days, don't wash!" (“Je reviens en trois jours; ne te laves pas!"). But little do people realise that he was not the first one to appreciate the ripeness of a female body's natural aroma. It was another French figure who had the historical privilege of uttering a comparable phrase in the throes of erotic passion to his beloved centuries ago: Henry IV of France, who wrote to his mistress Gabrielle d'Estree: "Don't wash my love, I'll be home in eight days". But a predecessor, Henry III was also reportedly excited by the animalic essence of the female body: he fell in love with Mary of Cleeves after smelling the odour of her just removed clothing.

game fell apart for the dogs when they brought on galvin.

Did that little fucking dweeb galvin even get any game time today? I only saw him pass the ball once... cant play shit teams like parra every week BAHAHAHAAHAH

Why does no club think Mahoney is good the dogs went to shit when they took him off for plodder.

Penrith only won because of Cleary's chargedown try which was also Penrith's only try. Play that game again and Dogs win it 9/10 times

market is saturated with quality hookers so he's not getting a lot of interest. clubs are looking for quality halves.

>>149429922
>enters thread
>exits thread

>>149429975
panthers only won because their captain is one of the greatest players of all time? no shit

Marney is shit

>>149429986
Yeah. I'm saying Canterbury aren't to be put down over this, they played well enough to win but didn't and if they injure Cleary early in the game they'd win

Cameron Seethaldo

>>149429975
Dumbwogs changed their comp topping spine if they stop doing that 'Riff won't even get close. Worst coaching I have seen. They are trying to be Storm forgetting Storm hasn't won for half a decade.

I'll commit some dark deeds if penrith win this year

It's up!
https://youtu.be/uCnPMRdRiD8

Spare a thought for the women of Belmore who are taking a beating tonight.

>>149430051
and sydney trains.

cunt what happened to Gus

>>149430206
This is why we said get well soon

Dogs presser
https://youtu.be/ib7CCcg49t4?si=QB_aL8pS0GrTrvg9

Panthers presser
https://youtu.be/qC_MiLAWSPM?si=xRaa1v6YXZbTw1vc

>>149430759
>>149430759
>>149430759