Thread 149413800

FIFA CLUB WORLD CUP
GROUP E
>Thursday June 26th
3:00 Inter - River Plate

GROUP G
>Thursday June 26th
21:00 Juventus - Man City

Reminder to keep it schizo DO NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, coprophagia is bad for you and stay poorfagpilled

el perro peludo

Giacinti bros...

New Stalker 2 update is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR2DDPJHHcg

unironically that Lithuanian cunt stole the Euros from >us, look at how bad everyone is.

>>149413800 (OP)
>Inter - Riverplate
is Lautaro starting?

>>149414133
Sommer; Darmian, Acerbi, Bastoni; Dumfries, Barella, Asllani, Mkhitaryan, Dimarco; Lautaro Martinez, F. Esposito.

KEK

>>149413606
Mo you explain to me how it's schizoposting when everything I've ever said about poorfags has been either based on reality or an accurate prediction of the future

didn't ask

>SS Juve Stabia 1907 announces that it has exercised the option right for the defender born in 2003 Romano Floriani Mussolini , coming from SS Lazio in the terms set by federal regulations.
>At the same time, within the expected time, SS Lazio has exercised the right of counter-option, as set out in the agreements signed last season.
io sono confuso

One cannot suffer in England

>>149414096
>we should've won because we lost to a team that's playing badly
???????

negru

>>149414283
Reminds me of

>In 2000, Buffon risked a four-year prison sentence for falsifying a high school accounting diploma in order to enrol for a law degree at the University of Parma, and ultimately paid a 6,350,000 Lire fine in 2001; he later described the incident as his biggest regret in life, stating that it had been a dishonest gesture. On 12 May 2006, during the height of the Calciopoli scandal, Buffon was accused of illegally betting on Serie A matches, which initially put his place in Italy's 2006 World Cup squad at risk. Buffon was formally interrogated and admitted placing bets on sporting matches until players were forbidden from doing so in October 2005, but denied ever placing wagers on Italian football matches. He was cleared of all charges in December 2006. In September 1999, Buffon faced heavy criticism and severe disciplinary sanctions for bearing the fascist slogan "Boia chi molla" ("who gives up is a scoundrel") handwritten on a T-shirt under his goalkeeping jersey, which he proceeded to wear and show during media interviews after a match. Buffon publicly apologised, stating that it was a stupid and naïve gesture, because he was completely ignorant of the slogan's neo-fascist connotations,stating that he had first encountered the slogan written on a boarding school desk, and was unaware of its far right-wing association

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
WOUTER GOES IS UP

>>149414373
Goes where?

>>149414336
obvious slapper

>>149414391
Still unsure of that, but we’ll see how it Goes

he's gonna take you back to the past

>APAC

Kojima knows

wtf i love cecilia sala now

>>149414338
>the best team in the tournament needed Korean levels of refereeing to barely scrape a win against one of the worst u21 squads >we've ever fielded
yes >we'd be Champions with one eye closed.

>>149414373
was he at fault in the goal? missed it.

>>149414588
You're literally admitting shitaly was shit and germany was good you fucking poorfag

>>149414603
Nah, it came from the other side where the Ajax frauds like Hato play

duccio wtf

1x ohio

I won't abide by fc25 wonderkid hato slander

“You guys don’t have variety, it’s pasta, pizza, fish, steak,” said McKennie.

“You know what the problem is with Italian food? It’s great, it’s good specific food that you do very well, but in America if I go to a burger joint or a steak house, then I go to another place 10 minutes down the street, I’m still eating a burger, but it’s a completely different taste.

“In Italy, I go to this restaurant and get a pesto pasta, I go 10 minutes down the street and order a pesto pasta, it’s the same thing.”

Weah didn’t help by adding he “prefers Italian-American food” to the real thing.

ESSE ESSE

Hey anon I heard you like le tigre

>>149414729
>American trying to explain variety in food
>"so imagine eating two burgers"
The jokes write themselves

>>149414729
embarrassing

Why dont normies cook their own food?

>>149414966
If I earned millions I don't think I'd be cooking either brother

>>149414992
so you’re gonna waste your millions hiring a shitty private chef to cook you eggs worse than you could have done yourself in 5 minutes and save the money?

I will now be hoping for a meteor shower to hit the raining matches.

>>149415018
It's safe to assume that a private chef or Frattesi's sister will cook better than you

remaining *

>>149414822
I'm gonna coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

>not enjoying cooking and wasting thousands on your wine cellar while your older breeding sow pops out kids like Mossad pops out terror cells
Barella has it figured out.

Byron Moreno delivered the best refereeing performance of all time in the South Korea-Italy match during the 2002 world cup.

Total Sara Victory

>EXCLSV: Igli Tare gives an insight into the famed "Tare method". Look it's quite simple, growing up my favorite band was Gypsy kings, I was given the opportunity to recreate that band but in a football team and that's exactly what I'm doing.
The algorithm? Fuck your algorithm

I farted and coughed at the same time

>>149415218
she looks like the definitely prettier version of a girl who cucked her boyfriend with me and then cucked me with a chad
grim

>>149415328
sneeze / fart is the worst combination

>>149415357
Is getting cucked the moment you started supporting Bbilan?

>>149415357
>successive cucking
Truly a woman who belongs to the streets

Betted my entire patrimonio on sfinter winning the CL and lost, I now only play responsibly, gaming on Balatro all day long (MY game of the year)

Balatro came out in 2024

I didnt lose my patrimonio then

>mo RATA to Como

what is this superteam, fras???

She should ditch the sgorbi in her band and just go solo t b h, kinda like vlahoGOD should ditch rubentus

>the mongoloid found a new rat to simp and spam for the next two months
great

Epstein's island was full of richfags doing whatever they fuck they wanted. Imagine who's still seething about it? That's right, POORFAGS.

/jbvd+Vima+ecaSa/9XawCQ==/

>di marco
>doesn't mark anyone

Why are poorfags so stubborn about Garlasco? They just can't accept that Stasi is an innocent milanbvll and Sempio (Juba fan) is 100000% guilty

Lepenant is clearly frustrated that he was to wrangle all the negrus

>Lyon relegated due to financial issues
>Boavista liquidated due to financial issues
Apparently, violating the most basic financial rules can have a football club relegated

>>149417007
Jajajaj

dead general

settle down, little lad, Inter plays in 3 hours

the general will be lit by then

that is, everyone will be able to bask in the glow reflected from Dimarco's and Barella's bald heads

>Staying at Juve for life would be a dream for me. t. roachlet
how much blusvalenza are we getting
>sneedcho t. jean luc van het moeras
grim

>>149418697
>how much blusvalenza are we getting
10-15m that Comolli will spend for some bbilan negru

>>149418697
Yildiz is like the best thing that happened to this team in years, only really enjoyable player to watch on the field, at least he makes the pain-inducing experience that it is to watch Jj every week a bit better

>>149418697
>>149418777
He also said that you never know what could happen in football, implying he could be leaving this summer

>>149418794
>you never know what could happen in football
It's the most generic sentence ever my boy, could mean anything depending on how you look at it

I love when players says "you never know what could happen in football"

>>149418811
now that's cope

>>149418811
That's the point, it nullifies everything he said about staying "forever" at the club. It's a meaningless discussion and actually further confirms that he's leaving this summer.
Don't be surprised if he goes to Inter with Chiesa of all teams

>>149418777
*gains two hours on belgio*

"They" really don't want him to stay at Jj uh, realistically he's leaving sooner than later but for now I'll enjoy the ride
>>149418834
It's not the same since Motta left, he used to gain countless hours so easily

>>149418858
It really was the great battle of our time

>>149418697
€45m + 20% sell-on clause to Aston Villa

Name the 3 best fantasista’s in the league

>>149418883
Motta's time at Jj feels like a fever dream nowadays, dude fucking killed his career with that stint

>>149418894
3.dybala
2.pafundi
|power gap|
1.fazzini

sneeded

bonny>>

>>149418894
Lookman, Pulingz, Paz

>>149418732
im tired fra

>jonathan negruvid prefers jj over turkey/saudi arabia
wow thanks but fuck off
>grimothy not convinced by forest
wow cool all the garbage negrus want to stay what an honor

>>149419066
And you haven't even seen the Araujo rumors yet

>>149419066
no club wants him in saudi

>>149419106
sign the (puh) merchant osama
>>149419084
>name is not kalunegru or floyd
i got a cope for that one

>still 2 months of mercato
I'm going to lose my mind before the summer's over

Fourth substitution, Fabian Ruiz is going to come off replaced by Mayulu

>Emiliano Viviano: "The USA is the country with the worst food in the world. They would even deep-fry the soles of their shoes. How can Weston McKennie say there’s no variety in Italian food? There are 200M Yanks & all you eat are hamburgers. The truth is, all the food in USA came from other nations"

based

the bitch that killed herself trying to save foxes from becoming fur coats for richfags: poorfag
the furries that wanted to fuck those foxes and bullied the poorfag bitch til she killed herself: richfags
it's that simple

DD2 is up

>>149419890
kwabotm contenders sommer and borja, who will win?

>>149419925
In the short dream I just had I saw one of the Esposito brothers have a career-ending injury. I don't know which one it was, but one of them will die (figuratively) tonight

>>149419890
counting the days before Exposed's crusader is no more.

>>149419969
based

https://deadline.com/2025/06/denis-villeneuve-james-bond-amazon-mgm-studios-1236442917/
>“Some of my earliest movie-going memories are connected to 007. I grew up watching James Bond films with my father, ever since Dr. No with Sean Connery. I’m a die-hard Bond fan. To me, he’s sacred territory. I intend to honor the tradition and open the path for many new missions to come. This is a massive responsibility, but also, incredibly exciting for me and a huge honor. Amy, David, and I are absolutely thrilled to bring him back to the screen. Thank you to Amazon MGM Studios for their trust.”
- Villeneuve

Related to calcio because Bond embodies the spirit of hanging around lake Como

wait they went through with relegating Lione? The fucking Uber eats with THE oil club has more integrity than serie a lol.

>>149419843
Who and why should I care

>Club is in financial trouble
>Lets force relegate it to kill it off completely
C’est finit

>>149420242
Financial trouble didn't just "happen", Lyon/Textor spent way too much trying to fly close to the sun and now they're being punished after being warned countless times.

Sure the Ligue 1 broadcasting situation doesn't help but that's an excuse for a club like Lens, not Lyon.

>>149420282
Is it actually Textor's fault or did their debt snowball from way back under their previous owner?

So Lyon is the French Viola

who's actually staying up to watch INDA?

>>149420418
As always, it's a little bit of everything.

It already started to go wrong under the previous owner (Jean-Michel Aulas). He ran that club for 30+ years, and did some amazing things in that time. But towards the end of his tenure stuff already started to go wrong in terms accruing debt and poor performances/decisions.

But what really set things in motion was COVID hitting at exactly the wrong time. No European football, curtailed football season, flagging transfer income, Ligue 1 broadcasting stuff. And of course incoming transfers going wrong more often than not.

Now if Textor was more canny an operator he would have steered the ship out of these perilous waters, but at every turn he just acts like a buffoon and makes things worse it seems.

cunny operator

But enough about Lazio's latest job posting

>>149419925
Sommer was awful in the CL final but Borja has been so awful for so long that he got benched inmediately by a Chilean that couldnt score against the broad side of a barn for 2 months.

Also
>ynr Colidio at Inter

cam on inter

>>149420842
ME

How the fuck do you lose a Champions League final 5-0?

>>149421600
shit happens, the important thing is not to get discouraged

>>149420282
Botafogo, the Brazilian team that beat PSG, is from Textor.
Which makes everything funny.

>Mastantuono
wow

>>149421600
by playing it with 0 energy against a team thats fresh from raping everyone else in the tournament, after choking a league in 2 games, and fielding retiree-age players that can barely keep it together after starting through every single game on the season because your manager that signed up to coach in Saudi Arabia before the final is in love with his DILFs and refused to play a single youth player for the entire season.

Is that Kolarov at the inter bench?
He coaching now?

what the actual fuck were they thinking with that cyan for the numbers and inserts?

Monterrey is winning 2-0, if Inter lose to River they are out.
Seeing how ASSlani got dribbled by fucking Aliendro of all players, i have no hope in them winning.

Quarta go for the knee

Just begun Episode 3

just how shit must you be to be this mogged by Mkhitaryan

fuck is you doin', baby

Italiano briefly made him look like a good player btw

The wonder kid who has done shit

Well well well would you look at that

pew pew pew :)

figlio di puttana

PIO ESPOSITO

cute crying Rivertina

Oy vey, it's anudda espositoah

damn Inter how come your mom lets you have 2 Esposito

these argies are out for blood

imagine knowing you're the worst football player among your brothers, Sebastian I mean.

>>149424571
yeah it's what these low IQ barbarians do in their cultures

when you're impotent and have nothing else just resort to violence

>>149424632
instead real alpha men get smashed 5-0 and do nothing to justify their pecho frio

every time they're anywhere near a ball they just make a foul instead, these people should be killed

worthless fucking subhumans

>>149424632
>>149424698
Both these posts could be about Argentinians or Eastern Europeans

mkhi...

>>149424684
its okay he already has the pecho frio resistance for being from a country that bows down to any other country that wants to win things in football, they celebrate silver medals like world cups.

Lautaroesque

>plays a sport literally named kick
>cries like a pussy when he gets kicked
bring back the kind of metal cleats that could vivisect your whole leg in one fell swoop

bastoniii

Great, another week of printeristi pretending pastoni is gud

>>149424866
sometimes kinda good, sometimes kinda shit, its the Pastoni mantra.

>anglo commentators creaming themselves over a flipper dribbling that was entirely down to a lucky rebound
k then

Hey, I've seen this episode before!

>>149424866
+5mil eurinos gained on transfermarkt

"waaah I'm mad I'm shit now I'm getting sent off" - dogo argentino

holy shid acuna is out of his mind

>>149424979
Genuinely dont understand why Gallardo bought all these finished players to be the defenders, Acuña can barely stay healthy for 1 month, Pezzela has been dogshit for years and Martinez Quarta was always mediocre and hard carried by Italiano.
And they all have terrible temper.

LYNCH HIM FIND A TREE

>>149425021
>>149425043
what do they call the Acuna phenotype in Argentina

Chivu is already better than inzigga

>>149425021
One could say that his mind is now Acuña matata

>>149413800 (OP)
You guys should have just punched the argensimio

>>149425129
indio
tucumono
marronazo
>>149425198
If he gets more than 2 wins in a month on his first Serie A season he's levels above Izaki from last season.

Inter should buy Quarta as a thank you for not making them do another figure of shit.

Chivu speaks English? At a decent level?

Watching a 1.90m tall black Dutchman running for his life chased by a indio midget who is blocked by like 20 people is peak calcio, change my mind

>>149425199
>>149425129
wikipedia currently says he is Dumfries' dog kek

>>149425504
copper mining in the UK has a long history, dating back to pre-Roman times

/ck/idea Tres lecce cake

ricci to bbilan here we sneed

>Massara unable to get plusvalenze from shitters so he has to sell Ndicka for peanuts
>unable to sell Ndicka so he has to swap him for Koné 2.0 but shit
>wants to bring in the ghost of Kessie
>in the meantime Save the Riccio committee bringing out the big guns for Pietralata

wathcing the inter game now.

>>149428045
it was a good match finnbro, Sucic is better than I thought, Pio is ready for the first squad

>>149424558
there's 3 of them, classic terrone family

is pio actually good and promising or are you all just coping and pretending that he's the next italian fenomeno who will as per usual turn out to be mediocre and have a middling career?

Ahjajashdhahsdjsdjdknfndkdfjnkjdfbhdjfjhffbjhjhh ELKANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>149428110
he is the best young striker in italy imho, 19 goals in Serie Based last season.. Let's see if he can replicate these performances in Serie Ass

Who the fuck still types "imho" in a post-2017 society?

>>149424226
kek glad we got to see pew pew pew goles

>>149428062
okay. lot of murderball so far.

>>149428110
many many teams wanna buy him. glad inter will do a loan max.

oldfags rule this place

>>149428137
you typed it THOUGH

>>149428111
He REALLY wants to avoid the top of the table curse, hopefully it won't have bad consequences

>>149428172
implying that there's any team he could field that wouldn't get raped by city (if they're even slightly trying)

>>149428182
Their team is insane, but I don't think a draw would be impossible at all with the right players

I'm tempted to post /seriea/ links in some furry communities, we need new blood

>y'know, Michael Jordan also lost many tituli during his career, losing the sculetto and the UClel isn't so bad
t.Marcus Thuram

>>149428110
Literally the greatest attacker in the world right now with Dildiz. Can't wait to see juventus and inter face eachother in a thrilling CWC matchazo to witnwss the literal highest possible level of football

lauti lot of gud chances.

Guys just cooked up what I think is the strongest possible starting 11 in all of football rn. Tell me what you think!

>>149428110
Zoomie ventola

Chivu is a 'nomeno.

Chivu is a 'meno.

Feromeno

>>149428137
He’s just a very humble lad

>>149428279
I prefer a zoomie sventola

martinez quartz former serie a player gets red carded.

sus. dumpass foul too

Shitalian soccer is le saved because we finally have a prima punta with Pio Exposedo even doe kean exists ok goy

what is he even rambling about kek

Chivu is a noumeno

nice gole from pew pew. petar gud from the bemch

>6 gorillions to sneedcho
>25 cherubillions to poonited
grimolli just kill yourself please

Mo Chivu and Tudor didn't invent the 3-4-2-1

I'm sorry foreign anons but pio is only and exclusively the sound a little chick makes

>arokodare to milan
Why is allegri so obsessed with gigantic, humonguous black bvlls????

this uzbe ref is shit. lot of clear fouls not called and that caused the game to get spicy.

>>149428468
Inspired by Conte’s mandingo strat

>>149428468
he uses his career as a manager to build his women harems to make them stay with him despite always being out of his league

https://x.com/MercedesBenzUSA/status/1937966953601126643
grim

>>149428468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-QCMxrnRhg
Bello Figo Gu changed his life and outlook

>>149428500
Bling bling

basto drobbled 4 river players for the gole.

fenomenus

>>149428562
imagine if he defended against psg instead

Imagine if yuric wins serie ass with shartalanta

>>149428110
Looks like another grug destined to midtable Serie A glory, the kind of striker a la Pavoletti that relies on his physique to score braces at Lecce
Perfect for the future downsize of Inter in the years to come with Oaktree ownership

>>149428468
>1.97 m
>98.9 kg
I blame the americanization of serie ass

>Atalanta rejected 40 million from Manchester United for Carnesecchi

calciomercato is going mad

is it true that inter rejected a 20m + haaland bid from mcity for pulcino pio esposito?

Chances of Sarri leaving Lazio?

>>149428753
None. He knew exactly what he was getting into.

>>149428753
He’s bored of NEET life.

>>149428706
mister cannoli is starting to vaguely resemble marotta

Al Qadsiah mari

The midget has been terribly mediocre last season btw

Al Qaeda is buying Orsolini and Kean!?

>>149429016
ok but what about their cock comparison?

Juve plays today :)

>Il 17 ottobre 2010, durante la partita Cagliari-Inter, Eto'o è stato nuovamente bersagliato da cori razzisti da parte dei tifosi di casa. L'arbitro Paolo Tagliavento ha interrotto il gioco ed ha chiesto al quarto uomo di far trasmettere, tramite l'impianto acustico dello stadio, un annuncio che avvertiva che la partita sarebbe stata sospesa in caso di ulteriori atteggiamenti razzisti, cosa che ha messo a tacere i supporters sardi. In seguito il Cagliari ha ricevuto dal giudice sportivo una multa di 25.000 euro[38]. I cori prendevano di mira il fatto che il giocatore aveva avuto una relazione con una donna sarda, conosciuta ai tempi in cui militava nel Maiorca, con cui aveva avuto una figlia che non aveva mai riconosciuto, nemmeno dopo che il test del DNA aveva confermato la sua paternità, venendo quindi obbligato dal giudice a pagare gli alimenti alla ex compagna.[39]
how is that racist?

>>149429353
Didnt printer own FIGC around that time?

>>149428683
Trve, Marotta said that they're only going to give espositus away if it's a swap deal with Juventus for Dildiz (only player capable of matching Pius' level of sheer futbolazo)

If Allegri wins this serie ass with a team that doesn't feature any Pio Espositos or Dildizes it's the biggest impresa in the history of sports.

imagine watching the catenaccios next season that is nabule-bbilan..

Wtf this isn't soccer there aren't even any esposito brothers

>>149428249
basically madrid's cr7 vs barca's messi

Now this is calcio

>>149428110
He is promising and like every promising Italian player his knee will blow up, but in this case it will be just retribution for deserting the u21 to play in the Mick mouse cup with printer.

Classic shitalian excuse of "uhmmmmmmmmmmm he WOULD HAVE BEEN the greatest player in the world if he didn't get injured, just accept this goy"

>>149429396
inter is controllin everything. meanwhile jewe got to ucl last season by era from refball. stolen the place from roma.

roma should be in ucl and tudor fired.

>they loaned camarda away
Why is the palazzo trying to stop Allegri from winning everything in ciabatte?

>>149429747
ah yes allegri, notoriously one to like young players and give them a lot of chances and playtime

>>149429747
Red bird doesn’t want to payout the scudetto winning bonus to Max just get top 4

He's back

VISIT CONGO SPONSORSHIP SECURED

>According to Romain Molina, a French journalist, the DRC have paid €14 million as a ‘premium partner’, but they will not feature on the club’s shirt until next season (2026/27), due to the timing of the contract signing.

>As well as this, a football academy and school will be built in Boma in partnership with the Mama Sofia Foundation. However, more could also come with ‘further initiatives being considered’.

>Something else to consider with the sponsorship and how long it will last, too, regards a factor mentioned by Molina. He writes that there have been delays due to ‘war and interference’, perhaps, this will have a further effect.

>>149429827
Still don't know how tall Concordceicao is supposed to be

>>149429835
not

>>149429835
170cm

>>149429758
Literally launched muh epic wholesome dildiz, huijsen, rovella, fagioli, nicolussi caviglia, cambiaso (giovanissimissimo btw)

real tryhard hours

>>149429835
Is there any picture where Rugani doesn't look like an awkward bastard

Hartmanbros, it's over.

>Negotiations continue between Napoli and Liverpool for Darwin Nunez.
>Initial request in excess of €65m but Napoli are trying to work on deal structure and feasibility of the whole package.
>Nunez wants the move, as reported last week. Personal terms being discussed.
>65m for Nunez
howling

Why is ADL browsing in the overpriced EPL store? Or is this some 4d chess move?

>>149429971
>Why is ADL browsing in the overpriced EPL store?

>>149429967
Michela looking fine there!

>>149429971
ADL sees him self as a prophet and knows that his destiny is to usher the second coming of christ, once you take this into account it all makes more sense

>>149429982
What the actual fuck is going on with that left (our left) hip

>>149429702
perfect

>>149414315
If I got this right, it's essentially a buyback clause so that Juve Stabia can make plusvalenza

kys grimolli

https://x.com/BurnleyOfficial/status/1938205966610190633
Hehe

Murdoc from the English band Gorillaz but it's Christian Chivu

Milan agree with Como on the sale of Thiaw 25 million EUR + bonus. - Fabrizio Romano.

Murdoch Murdoch

>>149430164
>25m for a gigashitter
?
also kalunegru recalled from loan soon

Malawi spottet >>149430184

Matteo Gabbia got married!

>thiaw to como for 25mln
Not an allegrian defender t b h, too bad they'll spend 999 gorillion to get Lions who is obviously a pippone but shitalian media decided that he's a fenomeno leggendario for some reason, and allegri will have to perform another miracolo to turn him into a presentable player.

Allegri supports Epstein because they are both richbvll chads btw

Why are there like 0 terzini destri in circulation on the market

>>149429831
AfriCa Milan bros we are so back

-6h

Kumar and Petar enter a coffee

Harold and Kumar

>Il Milan avanza per Ahanor del Genoa: nuovi contatti previsti in giornata.
>Accordo verbale tra Milan e il Real Betis per Emerson Royal. Le parti sono al lavoro per definire la formula del prestito, se secco o con diritto di riscatto.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEZYYrGk2gc

go listen to the new /seriea/ sensation: CUESTISMO

>>149430424
have they ever seen him run?

>>149430424
Madrid underage girls better hide now

Why don’t Milan just hire him back for free

>>149430449
>Acencio vs Ruggeri derby

ok cuesta is saying nothing at all, at least allegri will speak when something happened

>>149430258
Reece james, di lorenzo

>>149429971
epl players are physically on another level compared to serie ass twigs, and gonde likes to have players who can physically hold their own

Jadon Sandwich
Jadon Nacho
Jadon Pauncho
Jadon Nandos

>>149428111
>no negruani
might watch
>copemeiners, floyd, kalunegru
maybe not

Tudorismo against Poop Guardiolel? I don't know, fras...

>>149430569
Guardiola better watch out, it takes very little for gypsies like you or Tudor to become violent and rape someone

They’re gonna give angelino for only 15M?
Who the fuck runs this club

Anyone has that webm of venom snake scouting the bbilan U-11

>>149429971
Because any player that's considered a pippa al sugo in the epl "magically" becomes a fenomeno in serie ass

Was just in time and bought it

>>149430696
I still regret not picking up pic related. Would've I used it since I own a Steam Deck anyway? Absolutely not.
Does it look cool? Yes!

>>149430715
Not to be rude or anything, but that does look a bit like you strap 2 small catheter bags to the side of your phone.

>>149430613
how much money does jjust get when he wins a fifa/fortnite tournament?

>>149430696
I'm not really a fan, the DS1 Dualshock 4 was a much better idea tbf

Just found out I have to eat light tonight otherwise I end up liquidly all over the toilet and might miss on Tudor's game

19:00 Stirfry dinner
20:00 Spain U19 - Netherlands U19
21:00 Juventus - Man City

>JUST IN: Damien Comolli has decided to sell Francisco Baridó, the 17-year-old who plays for Juventus primavera and is one of the best youth prospects. He scored 7 goals with 9 assists in 16 games for the Under-17 Juventus side this season, but has not sufficiently convinced new director Comolli, who feels he is too physically slight to make it in Italian football.
Please let this be false, I'm so done with this club man, can't they sell Nico or some shit instead

Francisco Sborridò

that's it I'm signing the European Citizens' Initiative

Luca Mastrorilli's old tw*tts have resurfaced

>>149430587
woah that's almost two mbangulas

Francisco Beria

Two Mbangulas, one plusvalenza

I have a theory ADL and Conte have fun dressing up like southern plantation owners and then travel around the world browsing and buying physical players with melanin perplextion.

Mbangulamammt

How will Tudor react when he gets a call from Selinay Gürgenç after a hard fought draw to Sassuolo, asking why he didn't take out zingaro despite him having -4 XG during the match

>>149430826
for what, €3.5m from Como? Why even sell a player that young

The 8.0 "Siege Update" is LIVE now on Space Marine 2.

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Related to calcio because Cambiaso plays 2 hours of Operations every night.

>>149430934
Data never lies

>>149430950
H-H-Hold on a second...

>>149430934
I dunno man, but he's one of the best players in the youth sector right now, selling him would be so fucking retarded considering his potential. Selling youngsters to buy older and worse guys is one of the worst ideas ever, >we could be getting so much more out of these youth players than out of shitters like Nico

>>149430966
Source seems to be cazzosmerdato so I wouldn't hold my breath about it

>>149430914
negruani had -5xg the previous game t.kankerkroaat

>>149430973
That's exactly why I'm hoping it's false

>>149430953
Hold on? There is no time for hesitation! The Emperor's will demands swift action! Stand firm, brother, and prepare to face the terronid hordes!

>>149430966
Devil's advocate: Maybe he's just one of those baby fenomeno's that destroys youth football but doesn't have the bones to play with actual men. Better to sell them while they're young if that's the case.

>>149431006
Yeah but the same type of stuff can be said about quite literally every youth player as long as you don't let him develop and try the first team. This type of mentality is what made the club sell players like Huijsen only to buy Kelly a few months later, if you want the best out of young players you gotta give them time to play.
Dude's 17, a conclusion just cannot be made yet.

I thought we were shitposting but Kostic is set to start tonight

>losing your mind over a dude that didn't even make it to the Next Gen
why are belgi like this

just saw the cutest little butt in beach shorts, it hurts.

>>149431047
If he's like 165cm and 50kg despite being 17 you can draw plenty of conclusions. At literally every academy around the world conclusions are being made about every single player every single day kek

Don't lose your mind over a total unknown, and don't draw paralells to situations that are completely different like the Huijsen one. He was already an inch away from the first team whereas nobody heard about this Baridó fella before today.

>Baridó
can you taste it at every age?

>>149431099
His stats are pretty good, I'd at least give him a year in the Next Gen personally

>>149431137
When Comolli does stats: :[
When Belgio does stats: :O

For the Lyon-curious posters here:
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/jun/26/lyon-fail-season-ligue-2-great-football-club
Lyon thought they were too big to fail. Now they face a season in Ligue 2

Ignorance, hubris and exceptionalism have driven a once great football club to the edge of the abyss

Igor Textor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2uQbr3f_-I
this but the chef is Giuntoli right before getting fired (that was a good thing)

>>149431151
I mean, I'm not basing myself off much, it's just that I've been seeing some of his goles and he seems talented, I even think that I shilled him here a couple of times if I remember well. I see the funny numbers and a clip or two and I start rating a baby talentozzo, couldn't do it any other way
>>149431175
Is there anyone from Lyon worth picking up after their relegation

If it ain't nicky bandini I ain't reading it simple as

>>149431195
>Is there anyone from Lyon worth picking up after their relegation
Fofana

Mo this whole cwc tournament isn't a farsazza just to force an inter-psg le epic rematch

>mercato blocked
>sarri pissed
>forced to sell shitters
>have to use floriani and sana as first team players
WINNING

>>149431175
tbf from what I read it sounds like they should have done enough to get some leeway on their debts tbqh

>>149431246
we are losing 7-1 this time

>>149431279
>can't break into a newly promoted NAC Breda's starting XI
>supposed to save Lazio
Good luck with that

If they had a female team they'd be called NAC Breeda

Nac Sneeda

>>149431279
shouldn't have voted against Gravigna's reelection

>>149431342
Fun fact: the NAC women's team will play in next season's Women's Memedivisie

>>149431396
>tanlines
vghjdfhdsfhgsdkjfh

Just bought two season-long subscriptions to Ziggo

(N)ooit opgeven altijd doorzetten (A)angenaam door vermaak en nuttig door ontspanning (C)ombinatie Breda

>>149431416
Why willingly give money to Ajax' main shirt sponsor like that after what they did to your squatting compatriot?

Noemi's noemis

>>149431396
those are some fugly legs tbqh

That's the first relegated team of next season sorted then.

>>149431860
Lecce, Pisa, Cremonese if all goes according to keikaku, although Lecce is smart enough to sack their managers in time usually.

Cream on THESE

>>149431884
>Pisa
you're in for a surprise

Wait what happened to Giampaolo did Lecce sack him

>>149431513
Looks like cottage cheese

>>149431932
unless they are another Como and spend six gorillions it's yet another squad that Pippo managed to make over perform way above their level and that would have cost him yet another relegation from serie A had he stayed at the helm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p4BCpJ44Qg
New Yorgoskino is up

Related to calcio because Manuel Locatelli sometimes has daydreams about Emma Stone

>uhuh uhuh… you support women’s sports don’t you anon

Don’t disappoint! Join today and show your support for Women’s Football!!

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>>149428110
The next Pinamonti fra

>>149431084
male or female butt tho?

>>149431396
how does an athlete playing a sport that entails running and exercising leg strength a lot have such ugly legs?

>>149432072
>Related to calcio because Manuel Locatelli sometimes has daydreams about Emma Stone
He's too much of a virgin to think about girls kek

just learned about a Croatian player because Inter signed him

Forza Motorsp-ACK!

>>149432251
Up until next season they're full-on amateurs. I don't think you'd see top athletes running around for the Cagliari women's team (if that even exists) either

Pisa coach confirmation is up

Pisilli to Pisa

>>149432508
>release a shit game that somehow managed to be a downgrade compared to the previous one
>get fucked with layoffs
lole, maybe stop making shit games
hope playground is next, FH5 is terrible compared to FH4 and especially FH3

Pisalli

Marcel Pisailly

Pisilli paced from Palermo to Pisa, proposing parties along the path

Just started raining here. Usually when it rains here it means it is boiling hot on the peninsula. Hope all the italos here can stay cool.

>HNC to Sborrogna
Grimtoli I hope you get stabbed by a zingaro and die you swine

Pissiano Pisaldo
Pissi

>>149432722
its 55c here

Now, if I weren't a lazy ass I'd replace Ruben Dias (?) with XXXTentacion

>>149432731
>Zanotti
>Ankle
very based transfer window desu

>>149432750
You should invest in a danish summer house to stay cool during the hot months.

>>149432753
It's Rodri lmfao

>>149432766
thats like 6 months

>>149432750
I'm melting, as a piedmontese padano I'm not suited to these temperatures

>>149432753
All Iberians rook same

according to transfermarkt junior messiah is now a free agent!!!! another geriatric for olympiacos! dont mind if i do

>>149432781
well at least from june to august

Steam sales are up
also what the fuck is this

Steam Deck 2 (OLED for the love of God) when?

>>149433110
just two more weeks

If it were Russian it'd be Steam Deck 2 (Oleg)

Pierre Labubu

>>149433141
Spat out my beer reading this

XI JUVENTUS

Di Gregorio

Kalulu
Savona
Kelly

Costa
Locatelli
McKennie
Kostic

Koopmeiners
Nico Gonzalez

Vlahovic

I spat out a whole lot more than just my beer after seeing THIS

>No 5'3" and an attitude
C'est finit.

>>149433510
>sfinter in the quarter finals
Plz no

N

A

>>149433457
grim

>>149433461
Kostic masterclass is gonna be a canon event

>>149433570
But enough about his left foot

kurpmeiners to gomo

>>149433578
Last time >we played Citeh, Guardiolel started wanting to buy like half the team, so a good performance from someone tonight could feed the Continassa for the next decade

>>149433074
>Steam sales are up
nowt good for sale tho

>#Weah e #Mbangula neanche in panchina per #JuveManCity
They gone

>had to bring two heaters down three flights of stairs
When you have a plate of hot food in front of you after back breaking work you star praising a high power really fast

>>149433461
that city lineup is grim

Weahgru didn't deserve it

>>149433670
weird that his long distance shooting is very consistent
too bad hes kinda really shit at anything else

Arek Milik AKA Kneeman
Bravo Kojimbo

Now, if I weren't lazy I'd make an edit of Milik that'd basically be Tarman except he's missing his knee and that's how he connects to the Magellan

The MaJjellan

If Juventus wins we'll see the football clash of the century in the final where Dildiz and Pio Esposito will fight for this legendary title, but if Juventus loses (or better, if Juventus lets City win) we'll see this epic battle 2 matches sooner in the quarter finals. Either result is a win for football as a whole!

>jjust v printer quarter final
this is gonna be good kek

>>149433871
two retards fighting.jpg

>Inter Milan and Hajduk Split have reportedly agreed terms for the transfer of prodigious right-back Duje Slatina to San Siro.

croatbvll i need the info now!! nuevo maicon?

What did M'bangool mean by this

>>149434110
Another one bites the dust

>>149434110
he is joining olympiacos on loan from forest he is finally free from the romans of turin

>>149434110
he's gooning while choking himself

>>149434132
Don't knock it until you try it

>>149434086

>>149432485

>>149434110
Robert?

>>149434110
Mbangula to Roma here we sneed!

Imagine being a grown ass man millionaire athlete and wasting time writing teenage girl quotes on social media

>>149434155
Why do players always start acting like their mom died or like they just got stabbed whenever they're about to get sold, I don't fucking get it

>>149434175
Yeah, real men do it on anonymous Bonsai Tree Growing forums!

F for my boy Mibombo

the god squad in full flow

>>149434186
lower wages

>>149434175
when you're a millionaire you can waste your time with anything you want, and when you're a millionaire because you're good at football your level of general maturity and intelligence is probably not too dissimilar from that of a teenage girl

>>149434199
One good year in the prem and you got a shot at going to Manure or Chelshit, it's worth the try

>>149434218
yeah but you have to live in the UK for 8 months.

Grim, just imagined living in the UK

>Slatina
thats the zoomeroid niggerish word for slags

>>149434231
Weah's gonna kill himself like a week in his career at Forest realistically, dude found Italian food bad so I cannot even imagine how he'll find British food

today, i am gobbo lifelong
death to fraudiola and tusken raiders

>>149434263
he'll just eat at Maccas and will get fat in a few months

>>149434263
he wont eat actual british food, he'll eat the same type of slop he gets in burgerland

>worse attendance than serie ass
well well well

>>149434284
What do they eat in Glesga?

>>149434304
deep fried mars bars

Digre's too good

gud save

>>149434301
zingaro's getting fat

>I hope Kostic stays. I love what he provides on the wing. If we get someone like David who can just finish chances, you will see his value go up. Pinging crosses into Vlaho who can't control a damn thing makes kostic look bad
Reminder that there are literally people on this planet that think this

>Spallgula and Weah stories
Yeah you know what, do it Grimolli

>>149430541
Douglas Poois went from playing full 90s all season for Villa to not being able to stay healthy for more than 5 games in a row for Juve.

Wait, Ederson not only still plays, but he's also STILL at Man Shitty?!

>>149431195
Almada (no im not biased..........)

Belgio in front

well that looked rather easy

Doku and Poku walk into a rubber plantation

It's been 11 minutes and my father already said "Zingaro" twice

What did Albert Coast mean by stepping in front like that?

>Zingaro
>Zingaro
>Zingaro
>Zingaro
>Zingaro

>Vlahoshit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KEKKKKKKKKKKK

LMAO

POOPMINERS
>>149434491
dont forget Kalulul getting turned inside out

TEUNMAN TEUNMAN TEUNMAN TEUNMAN TEUNMAN TEUNMAN TEUNMAN TEUNMAN TEUNMAN TEUNMAN TEUNMAN TEUNMAN TEUNMAN TEUNMAN TEUNMAN TEUNMAN TEUNMAN TEUNMAN TEUNMAN TEUNMAN

TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED TEUNED

55 million eur pricetag redeemed

finna boutta go take a yuge Koopmeiners then

>already avoided a possible 5-0
Can unclench now!

Two Benelux goles :)

>>149434517
You know, I don't even blame Melulu that much since he had to sprint over to close down Count Doku and as a consequence couldn't instantly shift moment back again

I've never seen him before tonight but I think I rate that Ayatollah replacing Haaland for City

what are they planning

>>149434592
Savio/Savinho on the other hand is a Keita Balde-esque fraud

Just seen Kelly stretch out and save a dangerous ball vs Man City

Doku's beating the defence's ass

>defence's
>>>/x/

>>149434517
>>149434520
>>149434527

For some reason I had a feeling he was gonna do something today

>>149434623
I see Infantino is learning from Lotito

Gundogan still looking like a carpet salesman I see

>trying to attack on counters
>with Zingaro, Koopmeiners and Nico
Not sure about this one Tudor

Based Kostic

Time to recover my Kostic folder

>>149434710
>and Nico
This post is how I find out Nico is playing lmfao

>>149434623
he's probably checking his account to remind himself of why he's sitting through these shit games

Brown man on brown man violence

We could've won this if we played titulars

Savona got sniped lmfao

Everyone comment on this thread:
>>149434738
so we can get this ogre out of the catalog.

Shitty is playing with their usual home atmosphere, that's an unfair advantage

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Belgio just FURIOUSLY whipped out his laptop and is currently typing

KALULU AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What did he mean by THAT

Open an investigation and suspend his contract immediately

no refunds on kalulu btw thank you for shopping at the milan store

Nico Gonzales has 28 cancers

comolli listen kalulu is the past we have a great defender and runner in fikayo tomori, come to casa milan tomorrow we can close the deal in the day
>igli tarius

This just proves how hard Yildiz and Thuram carry this team

>>149434830
>>149434834
>>149434835
>>149434845
>>149434856
>>149434861
Faustian spirit in full display

Koopmeijners is about to pass out

please be patient, a defender will be signed when grimoli finishes shoving an entire spreadsheet up his ass

>>149434956
Same

Kulusevski would've dismantled this City

Kalulu's delivering an actual 0/10 performance, sub this nigga off

This is the longest cooling break I've ever seen lol

>10 min Cooling break because of 32 deg
lel

>>149434958
>>149435019
>>149434991
lorenzo pirola is the only italian defender available

only just realised this but Kostic looks an awful lot like gatti in the face

Bernardo Silva somehow is even slower than Locka

If you replaced Mckennie with 50 Cent nobody would notice on a tactical level

>>149435113
do many men wish death upon him?

Trying to play against City with this team is straight up laughable, like disrespectful-tier

>>149435113
50cent looks thinner though

50cent's thoughts on Italian food?

love a bit of rain

Italo #6 sister just started squirting outside the stadium

Suddently kino atmosphere?!

This should've been played in Detroit to give Jj the home advantage

Any mercato rumors about a good defender?

>>149435225
De Ligt back

>>149435231
Just ordered the entire AmericanJj collection to fund this transfer

>>149435225
>inb4 Martin Caceres

>if not for Kalulu, >we'd be drawing City at half time with that squad
Il Tudorone, I kneel

Nah man this is a humiliation

Tudor's plan is to tire out shitty and then sub in 5'3 and an attitude at 80' min and score contra goals.

Don't ask me how but I think we'll win this 3-2

just got home and... how the fuck do you have 22% possession

what's going on, big guy

>>149435334
la grande juve kek

>rubentus fans on social media insisting that they should postpone the match because of the weather
Kek literally WE'RE LOSING, CHIUDETE TUTTO

>>149435334
Let's just say that Jj is a bit too inspired by the 31st of May 2025 in this one

chimpout in the euro game serie ass is watching some mid table serie ass team in a qatar tournament

what's greece talking about did the heat get to him?

NANANANANANANANNANANANANAAAA

Jj's baby fenomeno Shane van Aarle? European Champion.

The POTM of the final? His club won't surprise you.

>>149435431
what an odd shaped nose

>>149435431
Nealy forgot to mention Zepiqueno Redmond is now a European champion too.

>>149435468
Still one of the best names ever

>>149435431
who are those niggas

Dildiz turns it around in the second half. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Douglas Luiz decides it

>>149435541
Then it's a bad situation since he got deported and is currently being replaced by a lookalike to avoid making the headlines

Gud intercept from Kalulu

>Gonzo
lole

https://x.com/Yildizianismo/status/1938320579376902367
kino shot, you have to have a very high iq to understand that move

>>149435631
I'm sure everyone here remembers, but I'll just remind everyone again there is no player in Serie A that's paid more than he is

Zingaro's playing like he has very bad back pain

Kurpmeiners

can sneedcho and davithan johnid play center back

>Poopmeiners
Kalulu do something good for the team and Paletta him, ideally he should not walk again afterwards

Why were Savona and Poopmeiners the two deepest Jj players kek

>>149435711
No but Rouhi can('t) :)
let him play Mr.Omega

>commentator just mentioned new players on Jj's bench
Keeeeeek, sure, Comolli has bought many players

I'm sure that downie won't be webm'd and posted to death

>>149435631
>zero awareness
>zero composure
>immediately goes for the shoot like a scared chicken
how is this guy still a pro footballer

Yeah the shitters please out and never come back, Yildiz at least avoid the humiliation please

>>149434143
does he play in the mens team?

there is a potential for City to score a lot of goals here

let's see what happens

humble gobbis kek

oh jeez

Savon-ACK

>>149435873
>>149435889
I think that out of all the guys who can mock a team conceiding a lot, you guys are the last kek

>>149435865
well he's not a woman what the fuck

if you mean the senior team then no, he's 16 and not the Gvardiol or Luka Vušković tier of talent where everyone knows him including every club in Europe, this is the first time I've heard of him and I'm going to guess it's going to be the last as well

>no more Savona for a season
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Just got back from the toilet and saw Savona die I think

has turpin got a little camera on his ear?

One less defender huh? Gonna check the mercato rumors tomorrow

>>149435951
Yeah it's a thing in this tournament

Find out more about Turpin's ears here:
>>149435952
>>149435952
>>149435952
>>149435952
>>149435952

>>149435917
oof. well right back pos is stacked so he can grow in peace. scout him if he gets mens team time.